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[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z!

With the wizard Babidi no longer acting as his puppeteer,

the hideous Majin Buu set forth to destroy the world.

And he came dangerously close!

[NARRATOR But somewhere beneath the surface of the Earth,

the last hope of a savior was waiting.

The world champion Mr. Satan

emerged from his training facility,

determined to put an end

to Majin Buu's violent rampage!

[NARRATOR] But his method of attack was quite different

from any the Z Fighters had thought to try.

[MR. SATAN chuckles]

[NARRATOR] And, unfortunately, it was also less productive.

[BUU] Buu really like when the video game goes boom!

Wow, that's the part most people would hate.

[thinking] Yeah, you just enjoy your bath, tubby.

I've got you right where I want you.

I hope.

[GOKU] Do you think that Gohan's power

is really going to increase like that old dude says?

I don't about you two, but all this sitting still

just makes me want to take another nap.

It will work.

There is no reason to doubt my ancestor.

He seems very confident of the process.

[GOKU] I guess.

[snores]

[gasps]

Wait a sec, are you sleeping?

[snores]

I asked you a question!

[gasps]

Where am I?!

You fell asleep, didn't you?

No, I didn't!

I was in a meditative state!

It just appeared that I was asleep.

It appeared to me that you were snoring.

To the untrained, meditation can appear as sleeping.

Besides, it's a well-known fact that Kais do not lie.

[OLD KAI] So, come now,

this is no time to be questioning your tutor.

Let's get back to work!

[yawns]

[snores]

[growls]

[thinking] I don't care what he says,

you don't have a bubble floating

from your nose if you're awake.

Now, it's time for the next step.

You must try fusing as Super Saiyans.

Right!

[PICCOLO] And if you are successful,

do not let your ambition control your emotions.

You remember what happened last time, don't you?

[GOTENKS ]

[GOTENKS yells]

[laughs]

Not too smart, huh?

No, GO!

[PICCOLO] Good! Your energies are aligned perfectly.

Now perform the technique!

Fu-sion HA!

[PICCOLO grunts]

[gasping]

[gasping]

Whoa, that is amazing!

Yeah, and on their first try, too!

[PICCOLO] Yes, it's an impressive transformation,

but I'm very curious...

...about your control.

[GOTENKS] Not so fast.

It's dangerous, showing off in a place like this.

What's that?!

We don't want to blow everything up, do we?

Better fly someplace else.

[PICCOLO] No! Gotenks!

[GOTENKS] Yee-haaw!

That ego, he's gotta do something about that.

[GOTENKS laughs]

[yells]

His speed is better than his self-control.

[chuckles]

Guess that was a little too fast for Piccolo.

Oh well, you snooze, you lose.

[GRAMPS] Come on, dear, just a little farther.

As long as we make it to the mountains,

we should be able to hide from Majin Buu.

[GRANNY] Well, I just hope our grandchildren

made it out of West City in time.

[GRAMPS] I know others have made it.

Yeah...

[gunshot]

[GRAMPS] Oh no!

Oh no, honey! What did they do to you?!

Yeah, one shot and she's down!

You really think that's the right thing to do?

Smitty, it's the end of the world.

Majin Buu is flying around killing everyone,

why shouldn't I?

All bets are off now, and I'm cashing my chips in.

I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted to do.

Like murder...

You should give it a shot, if you know what I mean.

[gasps]

Shoot the old guy, let's see what you're made of!

[whimpers]

Hey there. You're almost as good as me.

[whimpers]

[laughs]

[SMITTY] I never thought I had it in me.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

No, it wasn't, it was a lotta fun!

Did you see 'em fall?

[VAN ZANT laughs] And guess what, Smitty?!

We've got ourselves a town that's still standing.

There outta be lots of people in there!

What took you so long?

I've already been around the world, like, eight times,

so I decided to relax a bit.

You were just wasting energy... and time.

[GOTENKS laughs]

I won't need a lot of time to beat Majin Buu.

Can't you see how strong I am?

Of course, I see it.

--[GOTENKS] So... --[PICCOLO] No!

[GOTENKS] ...guess I passed the test, then.

Wait!

I'm sorry, Piccolo, I know you're right.

I really should stop wasting time.

[PICCOLO] No, Gotenks! Don't go!

He's going to get himself killed!

He has less than a minute before the fusion splits!

Stupid!

[GOTENKS] This time, that blubbery thing's

going down fast!

He's gonna regret the day he set eyes on Gotenks!

Hey, Majin Buu, get out here. I'm back for a rematch!

[BUU] Who out there disturb Buu's reading time?!

[BOTH whimper]

[MR. SATAN] Oh, Mr. Buu,

I'm sure it was just your imagination.

Who would be stupid enough

to challenge such a brilliant fighter as you?

[MR. SATAN] "And as he looked over the smoldering battlefield,

Sergeant Medeski knew he had done wrong.

The men he had led so bravely into battle were dead.

Oh, they had placed their trust in him,

and he had taught them only one thing: how to die quickly.

[laughs]

Buu like funny book when people die!

Wanna hear more, more, more!

[BUU laughs]

Wait, where are you going?

Buu kill more people now.

[gasps]

Do you want kill people, too?

I'm really more of a chef than a fighter.

I, uh, I'll work on some dinner while you're out.

Buu like cheese and macaroni and mustard.

Anything you want.

I'll even throw in some fried eggs and bacon for ya.

Buu say goodbye!

Have a good time.

Don't be gone too long! Bye!

You fat pig! I'll give you your stinkin' macaroni!

And it's gonna be your last meal, I'll see to that!

[chuckles]

Tubby won't even know what hit him!

I got enough dynamite here to blow up a tank!

All I have to do is push this little button,

and it's goodbye Majin Buu!

They're gonna have to scrape him off the walls

after this blast!

Yeah! And I'll be the "Man Who Saved The World" again!

[chuckles]

This ought to do nicely.

[laughs]

Don't be gone too long, Majin Buu!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

[guns firing]

[VAN ZANT laughs]

[VAN ZANT] All right! Yeah!

39... 40...

[laughs]

This is great!

Hey, Van Zant? Maybe this isn't the best place to be.

I heard Majin Buu built a house around here.

What if he hears all this

and comes looking to hurt us, what then?

Every single person on the Earth is gonna die soon.

Wouldn't you like to go out with a bang in the end?

[MR. SATAN chuckles]

Oh yeah, I am a hero!

[MR. SATAN chuckles]

[MR. SATAN gasps]

Oh, no, what's he doing back here already?

Mister Majin Buu, sir, I-I'm really sorry,

but I'm not quite finished cooking your dinner yet, sir.

[BUU] You look at puppy dog.

[DOG whines]

Where in the world did you find that little guy?

He no scared of Buu. He no run.

Me try saying words to him, but he just go "beeee, beeee."

Uh, well, I don't know how to talk to a dog either,

but it looks like this poor little guy

mayt have hurt his back leg.

Maybe that's why he didn't run away.

Huh?

You leg broken?

Me make better, then you run away.

[gasps]

[BUU] Now get scared and run.

Me make you dead.

[barks]

Why he no run away? He not scared of Buu, huh?

Nah, he's thanking you for fixing his leg.

You're his new best friend.

Now he wants you to play with him a bit.

You know, run around and stuff.

[DOG barks]

Puppy think Buu his new friend.

[MR. SATAN] Well, you are.

You see his tail wagging back and forth?

That means he likes you.

Buu friends with you and puppy now?

[laughs]

Sure, we're all friends!

Ha, ha, ha! Buu feel happy now!

[laughs]

Here, eat chocolate.

[MR. SATAN] Oh, now, chocolate can make a dog really sick.

We should get him some dog food.

[BUU] How do we get little doggy food?

Why don't I run to the nearest grocery store and pick some up?

[chuckles]

[MR. SATAN] I won't be gone long.

You two just stay here and play around for a while.

[BUU] Okay!

[laughs]

[chuckles]

Yeah, now's my chance.

One flip of the switch, and... Ka-Boom!

[laughs]

He... looks different. Gentle...

[growls]

All right, maybe I'll give this guy a little time.

[MR. SATAN] Who knows, if people can change maybe he can, too.

Look at him, he's sure got a good appetite.

Dog food no taste good.

Uh, excuse me Mr. Buu,

do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Okay.

Uh, why do you fly around, ah, ya know, killing people

and destroying all our cities?

Buu was told to.

Who... told you that?

Bibidi told Buu to kill people.

Babidi said to destroy.

You know, you don't have to listen to them.

Buu not know what else Buu can do.

There's lots of things to do!

You can go to the movies,

play with your puppy, watch football.

Anything as long as it doesn't involve destruction.

I-I'm just kidding,

you can do whatever you want to the world

just don't hurt me!

[whimpers]

Please, make it quick...

Is to kill people a bad thing?

Yes, it is a bad thing.

Then... no more.

[MR. SATAN] You're not gonna kill people any more?

Mm-hmm.

[MR. SATAN] A-And won't destroy any more cities?

Mm-hmm.

[thinking] I did it! I got this guy to change his ways

and I didn't have to throw a punch or blow him up!

Oh, Mr. Satan, you are truly the greatest!

[BUU giggles[

[SMITTY] I don't know about this, Van Zant.

We're real close to Majin Buu's house out here!

And you're still whimpering like a baby.

What if we find Majin Buu first?

We... what?

We surprise him,

and then I put a bullet in his fat pink head.

[BUU laughs]

He fetches that ball quick, doesn't he?

Make the bark noise!

[barks]

You go fetch ball now.

[BUU laughs]

Yeah...

--[gunshot] --[DOG squeals]

[gasps]

Huh...?

[VAN ZANT] We-he-hell, that's one beast out of the way!

[whimpers]

[SMITTY] Why, I think that's Mr. Satan

standing next to Majin Buu.

What... happened to the puppy?

[NARRATOR] For the first time ever,

Majin Buu had known the joys of friendship.

Now, for the first time,

he has experienced the pain of loss.

Will the actions of this crazed madman

send Buu on a vengeful spree of desctruction?

Or can Mr. Satan find a way to keep him from blowing his top?