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[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z,

Trunks and Goten completed their fusion training!

[GOTEN, TRUNKS] Fu... sion... Ha!

Yes! You're doing it! Stay with it!

Whoa! It worked!

[NARRATOR] With their powers successfully combined,

the fused warrior Gotenks was born

and against better judgment,

he hastily set out to do battle with Majin Buu.

[GOTENKS grunts]

[NARRATOR] Even with all of Gotenks' strength,

the monster proved much too resilient

for the young fighter to handle.

[BUU screeches]

[NARRATOR] And he was forced to return to his friends

at the Lookout...

[BULMA] Did you beat Majin Buu?!

[NARRATOR] ...defeated.

[GOTENKS] Not exactly...

He's a-a little tougher than I thought!

[ALL groan]

[NARRATOR] Gotenks wasn't the only one surprised

by Majin Buu's power.

The world's remaining military forces

assembled in a desperate bid to bring the monster down,

but to no avail.

Armed with their mightiest weapons,

their efforts served only to irritate the pudgy pink terror.

[GOTENKS] No! Run! He's going to attack!

[BUU screams]

[NARRATOR] With every passing hour,

humanity's hopes for survival

are growing fainter and fainter.

Is there no one left who can stand up

to the destructive force of Majin Buu?

Find out today on Dragon Ball Z!

[BUU] Whoo-hoo! Buu go bang, bang!

Buu!

[PEOPLE scream]

[BUU] Turn into candy!

[GIRL] Ooh!

[PEOPLE scream]

[BUU] Save for later.

[NARRATOR] Majin Buu continued his destructive spree,

devouring untold scores of the world's unsuspecting citizens.

The few remaining military forces made a bid

to stop the monster

but were unable to withstand Buu's awesome power.

Now, those few that remain have gone into hiding,

hoping against hope that a new hero will emerge.

[RADIO ANNOUNCER] Keep in mind that the information we have

is pieced together from various pirate radio broadcasts

around the world.

The devastation seems to be non-ending,

with at a rough count,

only one fifth of the world's population remaining.

All of our major cities are gone.

The governments are mostly destroyed

with any and all workable armies completely out of commission.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is horrible.

However, we have heard unsubstantiated rumors

that there may be someone left.

Someone left in this world willing to fight.

I repeat, all of this information

is unconfirmded at this time,

but as the news trickles down to us

we will pass it along to you immediately.

[RADIO ANNOUNCER B] Interesting news here.

Hope for defeating Majin Buu remains!

What we are beginning to understand is that Mr. Satan

has been safely training in his underground bunker,

protected by armed guards at all times

from any type of outside threat.

Oh, this is amazing,

he is expected to emerge sometime today!

The man who defeated Cell

is going to step up once again as the savior for his planet!

[LIEUTENANT] Atten-hut!

[cheering]

[CROWD chanting] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

[cheering]

Yeaaaah!

[CROWD] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

Your worrying days are over, friend.

I'll take care of this Buu clown for you.

Yes. I believe you will, sir.

[thinking] Listen to them out there.

All they needed to give 'em a little hope was a hero.

And now they got the Champ--Mr. Satan!

[TRUNKS screams]

I can't stand that! It's burning.

Well, if you don't stay still, I'll never be able to clean it.

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

[cries]

What did I do?

Stop it! You know exactly what you did! Ten!

I'm sorry, but you're the only thing I have left in this world.

The next time you want to go out and do something so reckless,

try and remember that, okay?

'Kay, Mom...

Did you hear what she said?

Uh, yeah...

[PICCOLO] You both should listen to your mothers.

No fighter that has ever won a victory

did so using his fists alone.

All battles are won before they are even fought,

and do you know how?

By planning?

That's right.

So you're saying that my dad just didn't plan enough.

Then I run off and do the same thing!

That's the last time, from now on I'm doing it right.

I have to be smart to win,

a smarter fighter than my dad ever was!

That's my Trunks...

[gasps]

You are both amazing young men.

[gasps]

Through each of your bodies flows the blood of a warrior

who brought truth to impossibility.

You two... will do the same.

[BOTH gasp]

[PICCOLO] None of this will happen without

all of your efforts.

I suggest we begin immediately.

All right!

Good luck, honey!

Do your best, Goten. Stay strong!

[MR. SATAN] So that's where this bad boy lives, huh?

Uh, yes, that's what we've been told, Mr Satan.

Well, you guys can relax now. The Champ is on the scene.

And I'm gonna teach Majin Buu not to mess with my fans!

[GENERAL] Oh, thank you, sir! You are a true hero!

So brave and full of optimism.

Uh, excuse me, sir, but what's in the bag?

Oh, it's nothing really, just some toys.

Top secret toys that'll make Majin Buu

wish he was never born!

Oh, top secret toys. Can I take a look at them?

I have to save them for when it counts, General.

I was told a long time ago

that the most important key to victory

is the element of surprise.

And with what the surprises I've got in store for this lowlife,

he's going to wish he never heard the name Mr. Satan!

[growls]

[BOTH gasp]

[thinking] Hmph. I am good.

[MR. SATAN] You!

[BOTH gasp]

Yeah! You, Majin Buu!

It's time for you to meet your maker!

[MR. SATAN] That's right! Mr. Satan's here!

And you're gonna find out what it's like

to have my boot planted up your backside!

Now get out here, you slime ball,

or I'm comin' in after ya...

[whispering] Either way, you're going down.

[laughs quietly]

[GERNERAL] Uh, Pardon me, Mr. Satan.

Please excuse my intrusion

but there seems to be something wrong with your voice.

I've been fighting a bit of a cold.

No problem! It would be my pleasure

to help you in your time of need.

Majin Buu, you worthless piece of gutter trash,

get out here now!

[MR. SATAN] Quiet!

[GENERAL squeals]

[MR. SATAN] You keep shouting like that,

and someone's gonna hear you!

Phew...

I guess he hasn't noticed us yet.

Look, this is my fight.

You two get out of here and leave me to my concentration.

[GENERAL] Yes sir, anything to help, sir.

The whole world owes you an incredible debt of gratitude!

[MR. SATAN] Yeah, yeah. Now you just hang out over there

by the plane or something.

And I'll call you if I need anything.

[gasps]

Cowards. Well, at least they're out of the way.

I sure hope Buu didn't hear 'em taking off.

[MR. SATAN] Be a tree... Be the tree...

[grunts]

[MR. SATAN] Is... anybody home?

He's gone.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[laughs] It looks like I'm all alone!

So, Mr. Big Pink Fatso,

I guess you got scared and ran off, didn't you?!

Can't say I blame ya,

I'd be scared of me, too!

[laughs]

Here! I got somethin' for ya! Take that!

[laughs]

[grass rustles, gasps]

Oh, please, Mr. Buu sir! I am so sorry! Really!

I-It was a mistake!

I would never do anything to offend you

or this lovely home you've made!

[LIZARD beeps]

Ahh! Stu-pid Li-zard!

Who's scary now, huh?!

Don't sneak up on me like that, again!

[BUU] Helloooo!

Hey, you!

[gasps]

Oh, finally!

Mr. Majin Buu, it's so good to see you!

I've been wanting to meet you

since I heard the first reports of your worldwide devastation!

So... Do you want to be candy, cookie, or pudding

when Buu eats you?

Wait, wait, wait!

I didn't come here to get eaten!

I-I came to bring you some presents!

The best chocolates money can buy!

Buu like big chocolates. Eat you instead.

But these are packed with the same amount

of chocolate-y goodness,

they're just made smaller so you can eat a lot more.

They look good. You want to eat, too?

Uh, no thanks, I'm allergic to chocolate,

I break out in hives all over.

[sniffs]

[whimpers]

[thinking] He ate it! I can't believe it!

Each one of those chocolates has enough cyanide in it

to kill a water buffalo!

[gasps]

[BUU] Buu like! Better than chocolate made from people!

[MR. SATAN] I have something else.

Let's see... Oh, here it is. A-A video game!

[MAJIN BUU] Video game?

[MR. SATAN] See, you just use the little buttons at the bottom

to control the guys and punch and kick.

[GAME] You win.

[laughs]

[GAME] Game Over.

Video game cheat!

[screams]

Oh, I-I'm sorry about that!

I'm sure I can find a game in here that doesn't cheat!

[thinking] Time to introduce Mr. Buu to Mr. Plastic Explosive.

[chuckles]

Bye.

[MR. SATAN] Oh yeah! I've just got two words to say!

The end!

Buu really like when the video game goes boom!

[BUU giggles]

Wow, that's the part most people would hate.

Buu think you should be my new play friend.

That, uh, sounds great to me. I'm not busy or anything.

This candy made from people good.

[gasps]

Try some, you eat.

Oh, of course.

Human candy is some of my favorite stuff in the world!

Oh, yeah, this candy is great.

It's sweet without being too sweet,

kinda reminds me of the candy my mom made me when I was a kid.

[MR. SATAN] What's that?

What's what?

[MR. SATAN] Huh? Huuh?

[BUU] Huh...?

[growls, grunts]

[BUU] What do you see?

I, uh, thought I saw a rabid wolf or a poisonous rabbit

or something like that.

Buu make dead.

[BUU laughs]

[MR. SATAN] That was great. Really, a magnificent shot.

Whatever that was over there, you sure showed it who was boss!

I wouldn't want to mess with you!

Uh, we're starting to become friends,

so I think we should preserve our new friendship

with, uh, some pictures!

[MR. SATAN] If you wouldn't mind, lay down on belly

with your hands out in front of you.

Like this?

[MR. SATAN] I know it seems strange,

but this is the latest style of picture taken.

Haah!

[chuckles]

[thinking] There's one for the front page.

Say, Mr. Buu, are you hungry at all?

I don't mean to brag, but I'm a pretty good cook.

What d'ya say, hm?

[OLD KAI warbles]

[yawns]

[SUPREME KAI] It's almost been five hours.

[OLD KAI warbles]

[warbling continues]

[sighs]

[OLD KAI warbles]

[chuckles]

[BOTH gasp]

[OLD KAI sighs]

Goku, I believe he's finished.

Was I asleep?

Oh sorry, I guess I got a little bored there.

Boy, I'm exhausted, I haven't done that in years.

[GOHAN grunts]

We can't thank you enough for your hard work.

So, Gohan, you feeling any of your new strength yet?

[OLD KAI] The ritual ended less than a minute ago, sonny.

We've got 20 hours before he'll feel anything.

[groans]

All righty, then.

Now you just have to sit here and keep your mind's eye focused

on all of your energies,

never leaving this meditative state.

I can't move at all?

[OLD KAI] That's what it's going to take!

Discipline and concentration.

Only then can you acquire what you seek.

Are you saying it's not worth it?

Huh?

[GOKU laughs]

[GOHAN] It's worth it...

Then get started. No time like the present.

Whatever you say.

Ragh!

[NARRATOR] Now that Gohan has entered the final stages

of the training ceremony,

his power will soon be increased enough to combat Majin Buu.

But back on Earth, how long will Mr. Satan

be able to hold Buu's temper at bay?

[MR. SATAN] No, no, allow me to wash your back.

Oh, it's my pleasure!

[thinking] Yeah, you just enjoy your bath, tubby.

I've got you right where I want you.

I hope.