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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

two young juniors vied for the title of World Champion!

One of them was Trunks, son of Vegeta.

The other was Goten, son of Goku.

The winner could rightly be called

the strongest boy in the world.

The action paused for only a moment,

when the confident Trunks took a time out

to make an interesting proposition.

[GOTEN] Huh?

Yep! That's right! Now look, you...

You're cooked!

I'm going to win this thing without using one of my arms!

Come on, Trunks! You wouldn't have a chance!

Ahh! You! You can't beat me with one arm!

[TRUNKS] No left arm!

[TRUNKS growls]

[grunting]

[GOTEN] No fair!

[NARRATOR] The two young warriors faught passionately

to the end, when Goten made a head-on attack

that would determine the match.

[GOTEN] Here I come!

[GOTEN yells]

[TRUNKS] What?!

[GOTEN screams]

[NARRATOR] A victor has emerged!

Young Trunks is the new Junior World Champion!

And now it's time for him to fight an exhibition match

with the reigning World Champion himself, Mr. Satan.

[ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen,

we are proud to bring to you an exhibition match

between Trunks, the new Junior World Champion,

and Mr Satan, the greatest Martial Arts expert alive!

[CROWD cheers]

Mr. Satan!

[ANNOUNCER] That's right, fans! Give it up for Mr. Satan!

Let's get him out here! [MR. SATAN whimpers]

Yeah! What a strong junior and over three feet tall!

It's going to take everything you have

to win this one, Mr. Satan!

[ATTENDANT laughs]

Well, the truth is, I don't have a chance

of beating him!

[ATTENDANT laughs]

Yeah, right!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

No, hey, uh, I'm totally serious...

[BOTH laugh

[ATTENDANT] That's a good one, sir! You crack me up! Aw, boy!

Whew!

Hey, kid, do you want to rest before we begin?

[TRUNKS] Nah, I'm fine.

Alright, then.

Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing... Mr. Satan!

Don't be too hard on him, sir!

--[MR. SATAN squeals] --[ATTENDANT laughs]

[MR. SATAN whimpers]

Yeah! Mr. Satan rules!

You're the king!

[MAN 3] Show him how it's done, Champ!

Yeaah!

Alright, you people! I hope you're ready to rock,

because Mr. Satan's gonna raise the roof!

[CROWD] Mis-ter Sa-tan! Mis-ter Sa-tan! Mis-ter Sa-tan!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

Alright, little man!

Are you ready to go toe-to-toe with the Champ?!

Yeaaah! Ha, ha, alright!

Well, you better watch it, son!

I'm the greatest fighter of all time!

And I forgot to bring my kid gloves!

Yeah! Ahhhhh!

[thinking] Now what am I going to do?!

This kid has no fear of anything!

[thinking] I wonder if this guy is as strong as he says he is?

He looks like a big gorilla! Looks can be deceiving, though.

Hmm...

Tear him apart, Trunks! You can do it!

[MR. SATAN squeals]

Quiet there, kid! Watch your mouth!

Let's not encourage him too much, okay?!

[GOTEN] Huh?

Man! He's just too pitiful to watch!

Does, uh, anyone else wanna get something to eat?

Sure, that sounds good to me.

--Let's do it! --[VIDEL] Huh?

Hey, wait you guys!

Don't you want to see the fight between Trunks and my dad?!

He is the reigning World Champion, you know?

Don't you want to study his technique?!

Ha, ha! Yeah! Of course we do!

Whatd'ya say, guys?! Sounds like a great opportunity, huh?!

[GOKU] Thanks, but I think we'll pass! See ya!

[MR. SATAN] Ohh yeah...

[MR. SATAN] That's right, c'mon...

[MR. SATAN growls]

[MR. SATAN yells]

[grunting]

[MR. SATAN growls]

[yelling]

[thinking] What in the world is he doing?!

He couldn't have been serious just then!

He must be trying to trick me into thinking that he's weak!

Well, I'm not buying it!

[MR. SATAN squeals]

Hey, kid! Let's take it easy, okay?!

This is just an exhibition match!

Right?! We're not supposed to be too serious!

Exhibition means a pretend fight!

See?! Huh?

No way! I'm going to try my best!

[MR. SATAN gasps]

You little runt! Don't you get it?!

It's not supposed to be a real match!

I'm going for the win, jerk!

No, no!! Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?!

Exhibition matches are make-believe!

[TRUNKS] Whatever.

--[MR. SATAN growls] --It looks like they're both

ready to get this match underway!

Let's hear it for these two great warriors!

If that were my son,

I wouldn't even let him in the ring with Mr. Satan!

No way! Sheesh!

I'm with you, friend!

His parents must be insane to let him in there!

Kick his butt, Trunks! Yeah!

[thinking] This is like a bad dream!

Huh...?

[MR. SATAN] Yowwrrgghh!

[ANNOUNCER yells]

Oh no! It looks like Mr. Satan is down!

And he's in some really serious pain!

Oooh!

Don't worry about me, I'm fine!

Just an old knee injury from fighting Cell!

[MR. SATAN whimpers]

Whoa! Did you hear that, folks? A knee injury from Cell!

Really! I'll be just fine! It pops out of place sometimes!

I... I can fix it! Just give me a few minutes!

Oh no, you're going to have to have it looked at!

Bring out the doctor! Emergency!

Got it! It popped right back into place!

It's painful but it works like a charm!

Now then, let's get this

ridiculous exhibition match over with!

Shall we continue then?!

Okay...

[ANNOUNCER] Amazing! It's fixed! Mr. Satan has popped his knee

back into place and he's ready to fight!

[thinking] Wh-What am I going to do?!

Heroes don't get beat up by small children!

My reputation! Everything I've worked for!

Gone! All gone! People are going to laugh at me!

Nooooo!

I'm not going to let it happen! He's just a kid!

I'll outsmart the little rascal!

Let the match begin!

Whoa-whoa-Whoa! Wait just a second!

Good luck, kid! May the best man win!

Hey, let's make real sure not to hit each other really hard

when we're doing the Champions' gGreeting

at the beginning of the match!

Champions' Greeting?

That's right!

World Champions have a special way of

greeting each other before a match!

It's like a punch, only super soft, right in the face!

Get it?! Little tiny touch! Right there on the cheek!

Except with fists! Okay...?

Now remember, kid!

When you think "Champions' Greeting", think soft!

Am I clear?! Do you understand?

I think so! It sounds simple enough!

Yeah!

[MR. SATAN] Alright! We're ready whenever you are!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

[MR. SATAN] Just discussing strategy!

This one's a real firecracker!

Reminds me of myself when I was his age!

Wow... Tender moments...

Alrighty then! Here we go, sports fans!

Our champ has given the thumbs up!

Without further delay, let the match begin!

Yeah! Oh yeah! Let's do it!

Egads! Look at that! In the confident style

of a true champion, Trunks is being offered a free shot!

Now that's a fighter, ladies and gentlemen!

What a class act!

--How great! --Hang in there, kid!

[MR. SATAN] It's time for the greeting, kid!

[MR. SATAN groans]

[MR. SATAN yells]

[ANNOUNCER whimpers]

But...

One punch, it's, uh...

Father!

Ahh, darn it, Trunks!

Why'd you have to go and do something like that?!

[TRUNKS] Hmph.

[ANNOUNCER] Wow! Oooh!

[ANNOUNCER gasps]

[GOTEN] Huh?

[ANNOUNCER] Oh, my goodness! Mr. Satan's out cold!

Oh, Dad!

[MR. SATAN grunts]

[ANNOUNCER] Wait! Wait a minute! He's getting up!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

What a punch! Man!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

Yeah! He beat me up fair and square! Yep!

What a great little fighter!

Well! That's it! Young Trunks has defeated Mr. Satan!

Wow! What a guy! He let the kid win, didn't he?!

Heck yeah! That kid didn't have a chance!

Now that's what I call a hero, alright!

[MR. SATAN] Thank you! Thank you! I love you all!

[TRUNKS] Hm?!

[ATTENDANT laughs]

Satan... You're always so full of surprises!

Come on.

You didn't really think that I would fight a kid, did you?

[thinking] I can't figure that guy out!

Is he super strong and just lost on purpose?

Or is he just a stupid weakling?!

[FAN 2] Alright, Hercule! You rule!

[MR. SATAN sighs]

[MR. SATAN yells]

The pain! The pain! Oh, I can't stand it!

Oh, I just wanna die! I hate that kid!

Ahhh! The pain!

Well, congratulations, Trunks!

You're stronger than the World Champion, kid!

[CROWD cheers]

[ANNOUNCER] Ladies and gentlemen...

The main event, the World Martial Arts Championship,

will begin in just thirty minutes!

And don't forget to visit one of our concession stands

during the intermission!

We've got cold drinks, chili dogs,

and mouth-watering nachos!

I've had those nachos. Yuck!

Yeah, no joke! You've got one day, you gotta eat well!

Hey, there's the waiting area for the athletes!

They always have good food in these places!

Whoa! Hold on!

The general public's not allowed in here!

This is for qualifiers only!

Heeey, relax man! We are qualifiers!

We all passed the qualifying test,

and with flying colors I might add...

Ohh? We'll see about that!

Names please! You first!

I'm Goku.

The name is Krillin.

Number 18.

Vegeta.

Majunior!

Huh...? "Majunior"?

Yeah, I thought I'd go undercover.

Protect my identity a little bit.

Oh, yeah. Sure, I get it.

Alright! Looks good!

Your names are on the list!

Welcome to the athlete's resort area!

You can take a sauna or a whirlpool bath,

have a massage, play ping-pong or enjoy our buffet style lunch!

Make yourselves at home!

[KRILLIN] Gee, thanks!

[GOKU] Yeah! That's really nice.

[VEGETA] Well, I'd say it's about time

we got some special treatment!

[KRILLIN] Well, they do make their money

'cause people wanna see us fight!

Speaking of money,

think you can save some of that prize money for me, Goku?

Well, you don't have to worry.

I don't need money where I'm going.

Can't take it with you, huh?

Well, as your good friend,

I'd be happy to look after your winnings.

No thanks. Why don't you come to Other World with me?

What, no way! I'm married now, bro! This is the good life!

Right, babe?

Goon.

[LADY REPORTER] Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

[TRUNKS] No.

So Brief is your last name! Trunks Brief! I like it!

He's gonna be a real heart-throb!

That's for sure!

Do you have any words for your fellow countrymen

as the new Junior World Martial Arts Champion?

Uhh, anything?

[TRUNKS] No.

What is your favorite T.V. show, Trunks?!

Hey, Trunks! What was it like fighting against the Champ?!

Ahh! Ask him! He's coming out!

--[REPORTERS] Huh?! --[TRUNKS] Goten!

[GOTEN] Huh? Oh, ha, ha!

Huh?! Look! There he goes!

[REPORTERS] Huh?!

[REPORTERS] Trunks, come back!

We haven't gotten our interview yet!

[TRUNKS & GOTEN grunt]

Reporters... They're just rude people.

Yeah, whew.

Hey, don't forget your promise!

You've gotta give me three of your toys, right?!

Ahh... Yes, I do.

But we have more important things to talk about!

Huh?!

Yeah, think!

Wouldn't it be cool to fight in the big championships?

Well, yeah! But are we allowed to do that?!

[TRUNKS] Well, hmm...

[GOKU slurps]

[WAITER 1] There you are, sir.

[GOKU slurps]

Whew! This is good stuff!

Ugh... You know, I...

don't think I'll ever get used to this...

Man, Goku. You sure eat a lot for a dead guy.

You know, that's exactly what King Kai always tells me!

But what can I say? I just love to eat!

[KRILLIN] You're tellin' me...

Cool! It's chow time!

[GOKU] Gohan! Hey! Alright! How did it go, guys?

[GOHAN] It was pretty interesting!

Trunks beat Mr. Satan with one punch!

[GOKU] Really?!

But everyone thinks that he lost the match on purpose

just to be a gentleman!

[KRILLIN] Hmph! What a guy, huh?!

He should get an Academy Award for that one!

And just what do you mean by that?!

You don't know Krillin! He's always joking like that!

[GOHAN laughs]

Isn't that right?! You never know when to stop, do you?!

[KRILLIN] That's right! Now let go, please!

[VIDEL] Hmm...

Hey, guys! We ordered for you already!

Pull up a chair! It's really good!

Alright! Great! I'm famished!

Hey, Dad! We're out of pasta!

'Scuse me! More spaghetti please!

[VEGETA] And bring some more eggrolls while you're at it!

Good grief! You Saiyans are like bottomless pits, I swear!

What's a Saiyan?

Krillin! Hello?!

[KRILLIN] Oops! I'm sorry, Gohan!

I'm just not going to talk anymore!

Yup, lips are sealed!

[GOKU] Mmmm, ahhhh! That was incredible!

What a feast!

[GOKU] Woweee! I'm so full!

If I have to fight one of you guys,

please don't punch me in the gut!

You didn't eat anything! You must be on a diet!

[KRILLIN] Believe it or not, Gohan!

Most athletes don't like to stuff themselves

before a big match!

[ANDROID 18] Hey, we should go check the draw.

See who's fighting who.

[VEGETA] Well, if I have to fight Kakarot the first round,

the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut!

--[PICCOLO] Hm? --[GOKU] Aw, man! No mercy!

Huh...?

Hey, Gohan!

I'm picking up some weird vibes from these guys!

Good afternoon.

You wouldn't be Goku by any chance, would you?

Yeah. How did you know that my name is Goku?

Well, your reputation as a great fighter precedes you.

I was actually hoping for a chance to fight you

during the tournament.

It's not that I'm confident about beating you. Not at all.

It's just that I want to have the greatest challenge

that I can think of, and I know you're a man

who understands that.

Well then, It was a real pleasure.

I'm honored...

And I'm very much looking forward to today's competition.

I've traveled very far for this opportunity

to meet you in battle.

You might even say that I'm one of your biggest fans.

In any case, after meeting you,

I'm certain that I won't be disappointed.

[GOKU] Gosh, thanks!

Goku, may I shake your hand?

Huh? Yeah, of course!

[chuckling]

Huh...?

Alright! Thank you. You're as brave as everyone says you are.

[GOKU] Uhh...

Good day.

[GOKU] Hey, wait a second! I didn't catch your name!

I don't like the feel of it. They're strong.

Real strong...

But, hey, isn't that what this tournament's about?

Finding the unexpected challenge

and seeing who emerges as the victor?

[VEGETA] Hm!

Gee, I don't know...

They don't seem all that strong to me, guys.

To tell the truth, I don't think they know

what they're getting themselves into.

[VEGETA] Well, we'll find out soon enough, won't we?

I, for one, will be more than happy to take on either

of those two clowns.

[NARRATOR] Two strangers have appeared

at the World Martial Arts Tournament.

What does their eerie presence portend?

Are they really as strong as Goku says they are?

On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!