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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

hundreds of would-be fighters gathered to compete

in the World Martial Arts Tournament,

dreaming that maybe--just maybe--they could

clench the title of World Champion.

But the path has many obstacles.

First off, there were one hundred and ninety-four

adult entries, and only sixteen spots.

And one was already guaranteed to

the current holder of the champion belt--Hercule.

The world's most famous fake.

To decide who would stay and who would go,

a punching machine was brought in

to measure the fifteen strongest.

Hercule started the bidding with an impressive one thirty-seven!

[PRELIM REF] Incredible!

He scored one hundred and thirty-seven points!

[MR. SATAN pants]

[NARRATOR] At least, it seemed impressive at the time.

Ha... ugh!

Next, please! Number eighteen!

[NARRATOR] The Z Fighters soon stepped to the plate,

trying their hardest to conceal their ground-breaking strength.

But that's not always easy...

[PRELIM REF] Seven hundred and seventy-four?!

[squealing]

[gasping]

[NARRATOR] Then came Vegeta...

And, as we all know, restraint is not his specialty.

[VEGETA grunts]

Oh, wow...

[NARRATOR] Needless to say, the Z Fighters have

earned their places in the tournament ring.

But it just might be a while before the officials

can form enough words to announce it!

[FIGHTERS whimpering]

[whimpering continues]

[VEGETA] Hmph.

[gasping, whimpering]

Break, you buy, right?

I'm giving up!

That guy would turn me inside out!

[VIDEL gasps]

Nice, Vegeta...

Uhh...

Wait! You're not in the least bit surprised?!

Didn't you see what he did to that machine?!

Oh! I saw! Surprising!

I don't understand it! It's like they're...

all in this big group together!

And... they can all lift cars and busses!

They're all scoring in the two hundreds

and my dad only got a one thirty-seven!

Yeah... How weird...

Um... Hello...

We're experiencing a few... technical difficulties,

but we should be getting a new machine out here

pretty quick, so, uh, stick around...

Hey, Vegeta...

I heard they're starting the Junior Competition

in a few minutes in the main arena! Do you wanna go?

Fine... Let's go...

Anything's better than this lame sideshow!

[FIGHTERS gasping]

Just look! See how they walk?

So tough...

Hello there!

Huh?!

So... you're the girl I keep hearing about!

Introduce her, will ya?

Yeah! She's--

Ah...?

She's my friend, Videl!

[KRILLIN giggles]

Come on, Gohan!

Don't you mean to say "girlfriend"?

You're embarrassing me!

[GOKU] Well, we don't want to be late to see

Trunks and Goten fight. It was nice meeting you, Videl.

[KRILLIN] Good luck, Gohan!

Bye!

[GOHAN] I wish they'd hurry with that punching machine...

You know them?!

[GOHAN] Sure!

The man wearing the orange uniform,

he's my dad!

What?!

I thought your dad was with another woman!

Oh no! Just dead!

Didn't you see the ring floating over his head?

Um, I think I need... to lie down...

[CROWD roars]

[ANNOUNCER] Hey! All you crazy fans!

Now first, let's make sure you came to the right place!

Does anyone here love martial arts?

[cheering]

[ANNOUNCER] Then don't move an inch,

because you've landed at the great--the only--

the World Martial Arts Tournament!

First up:

The Junior Competition!

We've got 10 million Zenni for the winner,

and 5 mil for the runner-up!

And we've also got something extra special

for the Junior winner this year!

In fact, it's so special it makes me wish

I were a kid just for the chance!

You see, folks, the winner gets to fight

with the legend himself! The great Hercule!

[CROWD roars]

[MR. SATAN] Oh yeah!

[MR. SATAN laughs] [CROWD cheers]

[CROWD] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan

[MR. SATAN roars]

[MR. SATAN yells]

--[MR. SATAN yells] --[ANNOUNCER gasps]

[MR. SATAN gasps]

[MR. SATAN grunts]

[screaming]

[CROWD laughing, whooping]

[MR. SATAN] Yow! Oh, that hurt! My head! Noo-urrghh...!

Can't believe it... Urrghh!

Are-- you okay there, sir?

[MR. SATAN squeals]

[CROWD gasping, murmuring]

[MR. SATAN gasps]

[MR. SATAN (mumbling)] Okay... Pull it together... C'mon...

[MR. SATAN grunts]

Uh?

I'm jo-king!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

--[MR. SATAN] Yeah, it's a joke! --[CROWD cheers]

You have an amazing sense of humor, Hercule!

Hm, hm! Thank you!

[ANNOUNCER] Now, before we get the Junior Competition rolling,

we've got a surprise treat for all you loyal fans!

And I know you're gonna love it!

[MR. SATAN mutters angrily]

[ANNOUNCER] Seven years ago,

the world was left hanging in suspense

when the live transmission of the Cell Games

was violently interrupted!

But we have now have completed a historic reenactment

of that day for you all to see!

[CROWD cheers]

What?! Hey, hold on!

Ooh! I always wondered what happened!

Yeah, now we'll see for ourselves!

[cheering continues]

This... won't be pretty...

You have got to turn that blimp around immediately!

I never signed off on this film!

Come, now! Don't be modest!

Who wants to see this movie?!

[CROWD roars]

Great! Then let's hear that world-famous cheer!

Wait! You know I can't--!

[CROWD] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

--Yeah! --[CROWD roars]

That settles it! Let the cameras roll!

[MR. SATAN gasps]

[TV JINGLE] ♪ Waves and rocks! ♪

[MOVIE NARRATOR] This show was brought to you

by waves and rocks.

[CROWD whoops & cheers]

[BOGUS CELL laughs]

Oh... You're kidding!

[BOGUS GOKU] We will stop you, Cell monster.

That's me!

[PICCOLO growls]

[VEGETA growls]

[BOGUS CELL] Ha-ha.

It is I, Cell, who will instead beat you! Ha-ha.

[BOGUS GOKU] Let's fight now.

Urgh.

[BOGUS CELL] Haah.

[BOTH grunt half-heartedly]

[BOGUS CELL] Take that.

[lame grunting continues]

It's... sickening!

Awwh, lighten up! I think it's kind of funny!

[BOGUS CELL laughs]

[BOGUS CELL] You gang of strangers were not hard,

but easy.

[BOGUS GOKU] Rats. We have lost.

[BOGUS CELL laughs]

[BOGUS CELL] Now that I have beaten you,

I will blow up the world.

[BOGUS SATAN] Wait!

You haven't beaten ME!

[CROWD cheers]

[cheering continues]

[MR. SATAN groans]

[thinking] This is embarrassing!

And they've got my expression all wrong!

[BOGUS CELL] You look very strong.

Here is a fire ball.

[BOGUS CELL laughs]

[BOGUS SATAN] Stop your laughing!

[BOGUS CELL] What?

But how did you escape?

[BOGUS SATAN] Your useless tricks are stupid and useless!

[CROWD cheers]

[BOGUS CELL] Take my monster rays!

[BOGUS SATAN] Nothing you do--huah--has scared me!

[BOGUS CELL] Oh my, but now I am scared.

Please, will you forgive me?

[BOGUS SATAN] No! Ha-ha! How can I forgive

an evil monster like you?!

You are a bad person and you do not want to change!

--[BOGUS CELL screams (kinda)] --[BOGUS SATAN] Hai-yaah!

--[BOGUS CELL grunts & shouts] --And take that! Ha-ha! Chop!

[BOGUS CELL yells]

[BOGUS CELL] Ah, I'm losing.

[BOGUS GOKU] Mr. Satan is great

[BOGUS VEGETA] I wish I were him.

[BOGUS CELL] I am beaten.

Aah.

[BOGUS SATAN] Justice always wins!

[CROWD cheers]

[CROWD] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

--Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! --[GOKU chuckles]

Well, it was ridiculous and untrue,

but it kept me entertained!

[ANNOUNCER] Say, champ! You're truly great!

Hey! Where'd you go?!

[MR. SATAN whimpers]

I'm finished!

That... was great how you beat Cell!

Don't say that!

[CROWD] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

[KID 1] Are not!

[KID 2] Am too!

I'm gonna win and then I'll shake Mr. Satan's hand!

Whatcha' buyin' with the money?

[GOTEN laughs]

Toys, I guess!

You're such a toddler!

What about you?

I'm not sure what I'm gonna buy...

Yeah, I guess when your family's the richest in the world,

there aren't many toys that you don't have.

Hah! Look at these kids!

One hit from me and they'll start crying!

Hmph!

[KID 2] I swear I'm gonna shake his hand!

[KID 1] Mm-mm!

I... can't decide...

Who are you fighting first, Idasa?

[IDASA chuckles]

Oh, man! Just look! It's that kid over there!

Whoa! He's, like puny!

[SIDEKICK B chuckles]

I say we give 'im a scare!

[IDASA growls]

We will...

Maybe I'll just buy you a better-looking haircut.

[GOTEN] Hair what?

[IDASA] Hey, half-pint!

You're gonna be my first victim!

I hope you're wearing your diapers!

[IDASA guffaws]

[IDASA] You'll need the extra padding!

[IDASA grunts]

[chuckling]

[IDASA grunts]

Don't you flinch?

Not from... weaklings.

What?!

You had best walk away.

How dare you?!

Yeah, how dare him?!

[IDASA guffaws]

You've just sealed your fate, shorty!

I'm gonna beat you so hard, you'll have a concussion!

Sounds fun.

Gee...

[ANNOUNCER] Videos of the movie you just saw will be on sale

at every exit for only 19.95!

Now, lets grease those fighting gears

and start the Junior Competition!

[CROWD cheers]

It's amazing how it's changed.

Crazy, huh?

It looks like the ring's a bit bigger this year!

Good... Makes for better fighting.

Look! Trunks and Goten!

[ANNOUNCER] Unlike the Adult Competition,

there is no qualifying round!

All 35 of these young fighters

are going to test their might in the ring!

Rules are same as the big leagues!

Whoever gives up, lands outside the ring,

stays down for ten counts, or loses consciousness

will lose it all!

Go all the way, Trunks!

Go, sweetie!

Like he knows who "sweetie" is...

[IDASA'S MOM] This seat will be absolutely perfect

for watching Idasa!

He's going to make his mother so happy and wealthy!

[IDASA'S MOM laughs]

[ANNOUNCER] So let's get crackin'!

The first match features the 12 year-old Bert,

versus a 14 year-old named Fro!

Oh, darn! It's starting!

I was hoping we'd be done by now!

It's fine!

We'll see Goten when he advances!

[CROWD cheers]

[FIGHTER KID A yells]

[FIGHTER KID B yells]

[BOTH yell]

[CROWD laughs]

Sir, about the videos... Sorry for not asking...

But it was a gold mine!

We've already sold a million copies today!

Great... Then I'll bill you!

[MR. SATAN laughs]

[LITTLE JAMES gasps, yelps]

[LITTLE JAMES wails]

[ANNOUNCER] Little James has started to cry!

Is he going to give up?!

[wailing continues]

--[LITTLE JAMES yells] --[FIGHTER KID C grunts]

[FIGHTER KID C yells]

[ANNOUNCER] Incredible!

Little James!

You have advanced to the next round!

--[CROWD cheers] --Yay! I won!

I won! I won! I won!

Boy... This is about as fun as watching wallpaper dry.

[ANNOUNCER] Wow! Here's another exciting match!

We've got Kori-yu, at age 10...

Fighting against Mokki, at age 8!

This should be a doosie!

Fight!

[KORI-YU grunts]

[MOKKI screams]

[KORI-YU growls]

[MOKKI yelps]

[ANNOUNCER] Hey!

[KORI-YU grunts]

[KORI-YU yells]

[ANNOUNCER screams]

[grunting, yelling]

[ANNOUNCER yells]

[ANNOUNCER] Out of the ring! Kori-Yu wins!

[CROWD cheers]

[MOKKI cries]

[MR. SATAN] Don't cry.

It's okay!

Mr. Satan!

Be proud!

You have given all these people a good show!

[MOKKI chuckles]

Ah, yeah!

[MR. SATAN] Good. Now hop up here!

--[MOKKI laughs] --[CROWD cheers]

Wow, folks! Is this guy great or what?!

How could anyone not cheer for a hero like this?

Fantastic!

[CROWD roars]

He's the greatest!

We love him!

[thinking] Tip one for a successful image:

Look good with the kids!

[MR. SATAN yells]

What was that?

That's good marketing!

The goof really knows how to milk a crowd!

[KRILLIN chuckles]

[cheering]

[GOHAN] Sounds like they're having fun...

[cheering continues]

I just hate missing fun!

[HENRY grunts]

[ANNOUNCER] Henry is out of the ring and Krishnikov advances!

Let's bring out the next pair!

8 year-old Trunks, versus 15 year-old Idasa!

Yeah! He's finally up!

Do your best!

Oh, wait. Trunks' best might hurt someone...

Do okay!

Are you ready to cry, short-stack?!

Please... Don't talk.

Hah! You sure you don't want to beg?!

You sure you wanna live?

Wheee-hoo!

Whippernsapper!

He ain't got no chance 'gainst that 15 year-old!

Ice cream... I love you!

--Idasa! I'm here! --[OOLONG grunts]

--Yoo-hoo! --Excuse me!

I wish they would match Idasa with a bigger kid!

This won't even warm my boy up!

[BULMA growls]

Well, I just can't believe my camera decided to break!

How do they expect me to take a picture

of my son's rise to fame?!

Get him, Trunks!

You make that boy sorry he ever met you!

Hon... You're dreaming.

[BULMA] Meeeh!

Let's go!

[IDASA growls]

Come on, you little shortcake!

Fight!

Don't you worry...

You'll feel it soon enough, big-mouth.

[IDASA yells]

--[IDASA screams] --[CROWD gasps]

[IDASA'S MOM screams]

Oops.

Guess I shouldn'tve hit him so hard, but...

...at least he's quiet.

This boy is out cold! Trunks advances!

[CROWD whimpers]

[IDASA'S MOM squeals]

Idasa!

--[BULMA giggles] --[OOLONG chuckles]

Oh well...

Looks like it won't be any fun until Goten and Trunks fight.

You sure did beat that boy fast, Trunks!

You see now why I wanted to fight in the adult competition?

Do ya?!

Uh-huh!

[NARRATOR] The Junior Competition is well underway,

and only one real question remains:

Who will be the champion?

Trunks... or Goten?

Don't miss the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!