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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z!

[GOKU] Gohan!

[GOHAN] Dad! Unbelievable!

Hi, Son! It's great to hear your voice!

This is great! Father! Are you really coming back?!

[NARRATOR] That's right, Gohan!

Goku is allowed to come back for a day!

And he's going to use his leave to compete

in the World Martial Arts Championship!

[KRILLIN] What?! No way! Goku's gonna compete!

I don't believe it! This is amazing! Wow!

Goku! Well, whatd'ya know...

[NARRATOR] Unfortunately, it didn't seem likely

that Krillin could escape from his family duties

to fight in the tournament.

But when the prize money was mentioned,

Eighteen decided that participating

in the World Championships would be a family affair!

High above the Earth,

Gohan extended another invitation

to a well known warrior.

Goku! If he's entering, it should be one to remember!

[GOHAN] So, whatd'ya say?!

[PICCOLO] Sure! I'll do it!

[POPO] I'll bet Dende would enjoy the tournament!

Hey, thanks!

But, I'm not much of a fighter!

[NARRATOR] Lastly, Gohan broke the news

of Goku's return to a certain small family

residing in the country!

Good news, son! You get to meet your Daddy!

Isn't that wonderful?! Ohhh!

[NARRATOR] And so, Gohan, choosing his younger brother,

Goten, as his training partner,

began his training for the Tournament!

Alright! Nice warm-up! Now! Let's get started!

[GOHAN] This is a little trick Dad taught me!

Pretty cool, wouldn't you say?

Yeah!

[DENDE] Amazing!

He's been in that state for over 24 hours now!

[POPO] 27 hours, 9 minutes, and 42 seconds to be exact!

[DENDE] Wow!

[POPO] Oh, no! Don't do it!

Oh, dear! Too late! That makes 14 butterflies!

[DENDE] Don't worry, Mr. Popo.

That's only one butterfly every two hours!

Besides, I think this might actually take care of

our mosquito problem once and for all!

And watch-- I think I can help!

[POPO] What do you mean, Dende?

[DENDE] I don't think it's too late

for those last two casualties!

Just a little touch should do it!

[POPO] Oh, my goodness! You saved them!

Honey! Wait! Not yet!

What about my coffee! What about my breakfast!

This isn't fair!

[EIGHTEEN] You're gonna have to earn your breakfast!

[KRILLIN] I think you're getting carried away!

Ahhh!

[ROSHI] Wow! Heh. Doesn't she have him on his toes!

Heh!

[KRILLIN, EIGHTEEN grunting]

[MARON yawns]

[GOHAN] Ahhhh! Now, that was good!

Well! Whatd'ya say, sport? Shall we?

You bet!

[GOHAN] Thanks, Mom! It was great! See ya!

[GOTEN] Bye-bye, Mom!

Goten!

I don't want you to get in your big brother's way

while he's training, understand?

[GOTEN] Huh?

[CHICHI] This tournament is very important!

We're expecting Gohan to do really well

so he can win the prize money

and we can have money to live on!

I want you to promise not to interfere

with his training!

I promise, Mom! I won't interfere!

You'd better not! I know you!

[GOHAN] C'mon, Goten! Let's go!

We don't have all day, you know!

[GOTEN] Gotta go, Mom! See ya!

Behave yourself! Bye!

[GOTEN laughs]

[GOHAN grunts]

[GOTEN] Ha, haaa!

[GOHAN] Huh?

Goten! Where'd you go?

[GOHAN] I guess I went too fast for the little guy!

[GOTEN laughing]

[GOHAN] Hm? Hey, Goten! Where are you?

Over here!

I'm being attacked by a wild dinosaur!

Please, help me!

Gohan, come over here and meet my new friend!

He reminds me of Icarus! Hey!

[GOTEN laughing] Gohan! Help me! It tickles! Please!

[GOHAN thinking] Goten! So simple and happy!

Mom says that Dad was like that when he was a boy!

Crazy little kid!

Hey! Goten! I'm gonna get started!

I'll see you in a little bit!

What?! What's the matter with you, Baba?!

Arranging such a thing without my permission!

Are you crazy?

Look! Why not? Goku deserves it!

Don't be an old fuddy-duddy!

[GRAND KAI] How dare you, you old dirty bag!

[KING KAI] Now, now! Easy there, you two!

[KING KAI] Look at how determined

and focused he is now!

Do you really have the heart to tell him

that he can't go back home and compete?!

Besides, Grand Kai!

You're the one he really wants to train under!

If you want him to stay, give him a lesson!

He's right! Goku's bored!

He needs a challenge. Why don't you train him?!

What?! Uh, Goku? Train?

I-In his current condition, I'm not sure his, uh, body

could withstand the art of Grand Kai!

[GRAND KAI coughs] Yes, perhaps this tournament

isn't such a bad idea after all, if you know what I mean.

[BABA] Hm!

Nyaaa!

[GOHAN yells]

[GOTEN] Gohan!

Take a look at this!

[GOHAN] I hope it's something important!

It is! Looky!

Oh... Wow, yeah...

[GOTEN] Gohan! Look at the size of this guy!

He's huge! Ha, ha!

Hey! We didn't come here to play, Squirt!

We came here to train! Understand?!

[GOHAN] Now let's put our noses to the grindstone

for a little while and get some serious work done!

Okay?!

[GOTEN] Aw...

[GOHAN] Look!

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Goten!

It's just that I have work to do!

[GOHAN] Mm! Hyaa!

[GOHAN] Hyaaa!

[GOHAN yells]

[GOTEN] Gohan!

What?! What now, Goten?! Aah!

[GOTEN] I've got him, Gohan!

I've got the big one! Whoa! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Woo!

[GOHAN] Goten! Get down from there!

That's very dangerous!

[GOTEN laughs]

[GOHAN] Aah! Goten! Haaaa!

Hey, are you okay?

[GOTEN] I just have a bump on my head!

Don't you know you coud've been killed?!

Are you crazy?!

Do you know how mad Mom would've been

if I went home for dinner and told her you were dead?!

Yes! Sorry! Gosh!

[GOHAN grunting]

Whew! Hm?

[GOHAN] Goten!

Huh?!

I need your help, bro!

Can you assist me in an exercise?

Yeah!

[GOHAN] There! That oughta be enough!

Enough for what?

When are you gonna tell me what we're doing?! Huh?!

[GOHAN] It's simple! It's like playing a game!

You throw the rocks and I dodge 'em?

'Kay?

[GOTEN] You want me to hit you with the rocks?

[GOHAN] If you can! But, you can't cross this line!

This is a great drill!

It sharpens intuitive reaction!

It teaches you how to act when you don't have time to think!

[GOTEN] Mm-hm! I get it now!

Alright, Goten! Good! Let 'em fly!

[GOTEN] Don't you think the line

should be a little farther back, Gohan?

Nah! Don't worry about me! I'll be just fine!

If anything, it's a little too far back!

You must be fast! Wowee!

Well! We'll see!

Hopefully big brother hasn't gotten too rusty!

[GOTEN] Hmm... 'Kay!

I'm gonna throw as hard as I can!

Great! Go!

[GOTEN] Alright! Here it comes!

[GOHAN gasps]

Wow! I can't believe it! You are fast!

[GOHAN gasps]

[GOTEN] Wow! This is fun, Gohan!

Let's do it some more!

[GOHAN] No, no, no! Whoa!

Wait a second, Goten!

I think we are going to move the line back a little bit!

There! That oughta do it!

Man, sport! That's a heck of an arm you've got there!

Let's give it a try from back here now!

[GOTEN] Okay! Whatever you say! Haa!

[GOHAN grunting]

[GOTEN laughing]

[GOHAN grunting]

[GOHAN grunting]

[GOHAN] I'm getting used to it, Goten!

Keep 'em coming! You can move in closer now!

[GOTEN] Hm?

Uhh! Hey, why'd you stop, bro?

Well, since Mom's not here is it okay

if I be like you now?

[GOHAN] Hmm! Well...

What do you mean, like me?

[GOTEN] Well, you know! The golden hair!

And the super strength!

I wanna be a Super Saiyan now!

[GOHAN laughs] Maybe when you're a little older!

It takes years of training to become a Super Saiyan!

I was twice your age before I was strong enough

for Dad to teach me how to transform!

Of course, I was the youngest Super Saiyan ever!

You might need more time! Huh?!

[GOHAN gasps]

[GOHAN] Goten! You're a... You're a Super Saiyan!

Oh, my gosh! This is unbelievable!

[GOHAN] Incredible! Whoa! Man!

When in the world did this happen, Goten?!

This change-- s-since when?!

[GOTEN] Mmm... I don't remember!

[GOHAN] Ahh?! This is crazy!

You're such a natural, Goten! My goodness!

Dad and I had to struggle really hard to become Super Saiyans!

And Vegeta! What a case he was!

So, How'd you like to be my sparring partner, Goten?

Does that sound okay?

Yeah!

Do you know sparring form, Goten?

Yeah, of course!

That's the one that Mom always taught me

while you were studying! I love that one!

Our Mom trained you?

Uh-huh! Everyday! While you were doing homework!

[GOHAN] Hmm?

[GOHAN thinking] Mom sure has changed since the old days!

Even her letting me out of school to train

for the tournament is a huge difference!

I think that Dad dying must've had a lot to do with it!

Hey, sport. Does, uh, does Mom know about this?!

You know! About being able to become a Super Saiyan?!

[GOTEN] Mm-hm!

[GOTEN thinking] Oh, yeah! She knows, alright!

[CHICHI grunting]

[CHICHI] Come on, Goten! Counter!

Hey, you! Stop running away and fight!

Hyaa!

Come on! Hyaaa! Huh?!

[CHICHI gasps]

[GOTEN yells]

[CHICHI yells] [GOTEN] Huh?

[GOTEN] Gosh, Mom! Are you okay?!

[CHICHI] Huh?! You're a Su...

...per Saiyan!

[GOTEN] I am? Is that bad?

Uuugh! Not another monster in the family!

[GOHAN] What's the matter, Goten?

Did Mom give you a hard time when you transformed?!

Yeah! She said never do it again!

I guess it's a bad thing because she called me a monster!

[GOHAN laughs] Don't worry about it too much!

You're the best little monster I know!

[GOHAN] Alright, Goten! Are you ready?!

[GOTEN] Yeah!

[GOHAN] Let's do it!

[GOHAN, GOTEN grunting]

Take this!

[GOTEN] Huh?

Hey! That's not fair, Gohan!

[GOHAN] Hm?

[GOTEN] You're cheating!

You have to stay on the ground because I can't fly!

What?! Are you kidding me?!

No! If I could fly, I'd be kicking your butt!

Uh?! That's incredible! Wow!

That's like learning how to run before you can crawl!

You're more like a super-pedestrian

than a Super Saiyan!

A super what?!

Hey! Sorry, Squirt! It's just that it's funny!

Funny?! Well, you better teach me how to fly,

because I don't like being laughed at!

You hear me?!

[GOHAN] Whoa! Whoa! Easy there, Tiger!

Cut me some slack!

Alright! I'll teach you how to fly, Goten!

How's that?

Wow! You will?!

[GOHAN] Yes!

[GOTEN] Ha, ha! Alright!

I'm gonna fly! I'm gonna fly!

[GOHAN laughing] Hm! Hm?

Wait... is that...

...Videl?

Yikes! I'd almost forgotten! Flying lessons!

I promised her at school that I'd teach her how to fly!

[GOTEN] Gohan! What's the matter?!

[GOHAN] Uhh, nothing!

But it looks like you're gonna have a partner

for the flying lessons!

A partner? Who?

It's a long story!

There's a girl in my class and I promised

that I would teach her how to fly!

And, she's heading for our house right now!

She's gonna be your parnter in the leassons but,

don't show her how strong you really are, okay?

Uh, look! What I mean is...

Don't show her that you're a Super Saiyan! Got it?

Oh, I see!

She's scared of little monsters, isn't she?!

[GOHAN] Uhh... Mm... Yeah!

I guess you could say that, Goten! Come on!

Let's boogie!

[GOTEN] Right!

[GOTEN] Hey! You're really fast, Gohan!

I can't believe that I couldn't hit you

with one of those rocks! That was incredible!

Well, you've got a real talent yourself!

I can't believe that you're this far along!

Maybe you could enter the World Championships too

if you keep practicing!

[GOTEN] Are you serious?!

Me, enter the Worlds Martial Arts Championship?!

That would be the most awesome, incredible,

totally cool thing that could ever happen to a kid my age!

Wow!

You know, I play fight games with Trunks

all the time and he's even stronger than I am!

What? Is he really? That's amazing!

I had no idea that you guys were even playing

these training games!

Yeah! It's a lot of fun!

That's all we do when Bulma brings him over!

[GOHAN thinking] Holy cow!

These little guys are gonna get stronger than I am

if I don't watch it!

[CHICHI] Missy, whatever it is you're selling,

I don't want it.

[VIDEL] Hi there! I was looking for Gohan!

Is he home?

[CHICHI] Well, if you've come looking for a date,

I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place!

What manners you have!

Coming over unannounced and without a proper introduction!

Shame on you!

Look, lady! I'm not here for a date!

Sure! Huh?

[GOHAN] Hi, Mom! We're back!

[VIDEL] Hm?!

[GOTEN] Hey, Mom! I got to throw rocks at Gohan!

[CHICHI] You did?!

Well... Hi! Wow!

How'd you find my address, Videl?!

Simple. I looked you up in the Student Directory.

[GOHAN laughs] Oh yeah...

Now! Listen up!

Thought you could get out of our deal

by taking a leave of absence from school?

Well, I've got news for you, Gohan!

You're gonna teach me how to fly!

That's fine!

I gave you my word and that's all there is to it!

[CHICHI] Excuse me! My Gohan can't give you lessons!

He's busy preparing himself for the World Championships!

[GOHAN] Mom! Videl's actually the one that talked me into

taking part in the World Championships!

If it wasn't for her,

I would have never even considered entering!

[VIDEL] Hm!

[CHICHI] Hmm. Well, alright then! Teach her!

But let me give you some advice, young lady!

You keep your filthy hands off my son!

[VIDEL growls] Hey!

I've had enough of your trashy talk, lady!

[CHICHI gasps]

Oh...

Guh...

[CHICHI] Alright! You listen and you listen good!

Our family is counting on the prize money

from this tournament to live on!

And the last thing we need is for Gohan to be distracted

from his training by a hussy like you!

Rrrrgh! I am not a hussy!

We're training for a Martial Arts Tournament, not eloping!

The two don't mix!

My Mom and Dad got married

at the World Championships! Didn't you, Mom?

Maybe that's why she's worried!

I guess kissy-kissy stuff and fighting do mix sometimes,

don't they, Mom?!

In our case, yes! I competed!

I faught your Dad and married him in the same day!

You faught in the Worlds...?

[CHICHI] Ahhh! Those were the days!

Those were some of the happiest times of my life!

Going head-to-head with Goku in a vicious battle!

And then, riding off with him, hand in hand,

in a swirl of romance that still makes me tingle to this day!

It was the beginning of our new life together!

Ah... Yes!

Sometimes true love and fighting do mix!

But you! Your case is different!

Goku and I had been dating since we were kids!

Look! I don't wanna marry your son!

I wanna learn how to fly! That's all!

Are you deaf or something?!

[CHICHI] Rrrgh! How dare you!

[VIDEL growls]

[VIDEL growls]

[VIDEL growls]

[NARRATOR] It's the Mother of all catfights

and this one could go on until dawn!

But does Gohan have time to waste with the commencement

of the World Martial Arts Championship

just one month away?!

Oh, man!

Looks like those two are really hitting it off!

[GOTEN laughs]

[GOHAN thinking] Goten really does remind me of Dad!

So powerful and yet so happy and carefree!

I wonder if he's gonna be more powerful

than all of us someday?!

[GOHAN thinking] Just a child, and he's already a Super Saiyan!

Man! Looks like I've got work to do!

[NARRATOR] As the battle between

Videl and Chichi continues, the real battle approaches!

Will Goten be able to enter the tournament?

And will Gohan have enough time to get ready?!

Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!