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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z,

there's a first time for everything,

and it was time for Gohan's first date!

[ANGELA] Hey! What's up?! Thanks for coming!

You're so sweet! So, what are we going to do today?!

Well, I've never been on a date before.

Is there something...

Hey! What about a movie?!

I love movies!

[GOHAN] Yeah, sure. A movie sounds fun.

[ANGELA] Great! It's settled then! Let's go!

[NARRATOR] But when an ordinary day in the city

turned into a nightmare for a group of citizens

who were trapped on a burning skyscraper,

Gohan had no choice but to leave his date behind!

[ANGELA] Gohan! Wait for me!

[NARRATOR] The blaze was out of control.

The building had become a treaterous inferno.

There was little hope for the citizens

who were still trapped up above.

But the brave Videl was determined

to buy them some time, only to find that she, too,

had become a victim of the terrible fire.

But wait!

[GOHAN] Excuse me, Miss!

[NARRATOR] It was the Great Saiyaman!

And he was ready for action!

[GOHAN] Thank you!

[GOHAN] Stand back, everyone!

[NARRATOR] With little time to spare,

the water swept through the fiery building,

extinguishing the hungry blaze one level at a time!

[NARRATOR] The crowd below went wild, as tragedy had been

turned into triumph, right before their very eyes!

There's a new superhero in town

and his name is the Great Saiyaman!

[NARRATOR] After the fire was out, Gohan put it into

stealth mode as he tried to rejoin his date

as inconspicuously as possible!

[VIDEL] Where are you going, Gohan?!

[GOHAN] Huh?

So what's the rush? Huh?!

Rush? I wasn't rushing!

[laughs nervously]

Gohan, you're hiding something!

Huh? What d'ya mean? Hiding what?!

[NARRATOR] Hiding the fact that you are the Great Saiyaman!

But how much longer can you keep this up?

[GOHAN] Goodbye, Mom!

[CHICHI] Bye, Gohan! Have a nice day at school!

[GOHAN] I will!

[GOHAN thinking] Wow! I'm actually on time!

[GOTEN] Gohan!

[GOHAN] Huh?

Can I come? I wanna see your school!

[GOHAN] You'd better not! I think you'd attract

too much attention on that thing!

Yeah! I-I guess you're right about that!

[GOTEN] See you later!

[GOHAN] Bye! Have fun today!

I will! Bye!

Unbelievable! I actually have a little time to spare.

Maybe I should go get some breakfast or something.

Huh? I wonder who that is.

It's Saiyaman.

Oh, great! It's Videl! I can't land here now!

Darn it! There goes my breakfast!

Hm.

I've got you now!

Man, what's up with this crazy girl?!

I'm not a bad guy! What's she doing?!

[WOMAN 1] Huh? Oh! Oh, my goodness!

[MAN 1] Wow!

[WOMAN 2] What in the world's going on?

[GOHAN] Huh?!

Today's the day I unmask that goober!

[WOMAN 3] Huh?!

[MAN 2] Good gravy!

[GOHAN thinking] Hm! I know!

[VIDEL] Aaah!

[VIDEL thinking] Oh, man! Whoa! Now where is he?!

Whew! Man! I don't know why she's so

bent on discovering who I am. No one else bothers me.

This could get to be a real nuisance! Huh?!

[laughs]

Good morning!

Hi there! I believe we met somewhere.

Yes, I'm sure of it!

[VIDEL] How 'bout I help you to see better

by taking that bucket off your head?!

Enough of this nonsense.

Tell me who you are.

[GOHAN] Hm?! All right. I guess I can trust you.

You seem like a good person.

But please don't ever repeat what you're about to hear.

[GOHAN] I am the...

Great Saiyaman!

You're such a jerk!

Whatd'ya mean? You asked me who I was!

I want to know your real name, you nut case.

And where you're from, and where you get your power.

And if you don't tell me, I'll find out for myself!

[GOHAN thinking] I've never met a girl

who was this pushy before!

She reminds me of my mother!

You'd better go or you'll be late!

Not me! I'm fine!

I have a pretty good idea who you really are!

You think you're so clever hiding under that--

[BOTH] Huh?!

Hey! What are you doing?!

Nothing...

[VIDEL] Huh?!

[VIDEL] What do you mean nothing?!

You're stealing my jet-copter!

[GOHAN] Not stealing! Just relocating!

I'll see you in a little while!

[GOHAN thinking] Gohan, you idiot!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

[VIDEL] That... guy!

That fool has no idea who he's messing with!

[school bell chimes]

I'm sorry I'm late, sir.

Ah! Hello, Videl! Good morning!

We know that your community service sometimes

takes precedence over your school work.

[Please, take a seat and join the class.

[VIDEL] Yes, sir.

[yelps]

Hey, girl! Were you up early fighting crime?

Not really! Just late!

[ERASA whispering] Don't worry. You haven't missed anything.

It's been boring!

Hey, it strikes me as a funny coincidence

that you and Gohan were both late this morning.

What? Gohan was late?

So, what's going on?

What? I overslept! That's all!

[chuckles]

[GOHAN] You're too much, Sharpner!

There's nothing going on between us! Is there, Videl?

[VIDEL] Of course not!

[laughs]

[VIDEL thinking] But I still think he's hiding something.

[REPORTER] Winning the hearts of people everywhere

is the Great Saiyaman--

who is seen here flying over downtown yesterday!

Log on to our website and let us know

how you feel about this new hero!

Fools! They call that runt a hero?!

I could break that little scrawny, runt in two

like a soggy toothpick!

[laughs]

[class tune chimes]

[STUDENTS talking]

[police sirens blaring]

--[GOHAN] Huh? --[GIRL] Wow!

Hey, pigs! Catch us if you can!

[PASSENGER chuckles]

[WOMAN screams] Oh my gosh!

Right on! You sure know how to

take care of those stupid cops, Jimbo!

Yeah! I think that moving the boss' operation to this city

is going to be easier than we thought!

[SLIMJIM] Yeah! If all the cops are this stupid,

it'll be a breeze!

[BOTH laugh]

[GOHAN] That was a dangerous stunt

you guys pulled back there!

Oh? Why, thank you!

[JIMBO] But it's not nearly as dangerous as the stunt

that you're pulling right now!

[SLIMJIM] Yeah!

We're gonna make an example of you!

So all the other punks know not to smart off

to the Red Shark Gang!

[SLIMJIM] Let him have it, Jimbo!

Huh? Gohan!

Violence isn't the answer, sir!

Oh, yeah?!

Aah!

You missed me! Huh?

Hey, Videl! Huh?

[JIMBO grunts]

Ah!

[VIDEL] You jerk!

[JIMBO groans] [VIDEL grunts]

[SLIMJIM] Jimbo! Uhh!

What happened?! She's just a kid!

You haven't seen the last of us, you punk!

[VIDEL] Yeah.

Oh, Gohan! I don't even want to look!

How bad is it?!

[SLIMJIM] You're going to get it, kid!

Well, I think I'll be okay!

Huh?! He pounded you in the face and...

you don't even have a scratch!

I don't?! Not even a black eye?!

Man! How lucky can you get?!

[chuckles]

Oh, it's my fault! You're not gonna believe this,

but I didn't jump in to help you because

I thought you would be okay, because I honestly believed

that you were the Great Saiyaman!

Me?! No way!

[VIDEL] I was convinced of it until I saw you fight. Uh!

Please don't take on any more criminals, Gohan.

Sorry, but you don't have what it takes.

But you sure know how to take a punch in the face!

Gee! Thanks!

[GOHAN thinking] Whew! Wow!

I might have to get punched in the face more often!

Guess what? That girl back there--

think that was Mr. Satan's kid.

We might have to get the boss to take care of her as well!

I can handle that little punk!

She just caught me off guard! Shoot!

It's the skinny kid that's unusual! Yeah!

I think I busted my hand on his face!

What?!

No joke! It felt like I was hitting a wall of solid steel!

[LADY TEACHER] All right, class, open your books

to page seventy-three. Please read the poem in silence

and then we'll read it together and discuss it!

[ERASA] So he comes up to me and he says,

"Erasa, I love you!" Can you believe it?!

I mean, I hardly even know the guy!

[beeping]

[VIDEL] Oops! Just a second, Erasa!

Yes. This is Videl!

[GOHAN] Huh?

[MALE VOICE] Videl, a gang called the Red Shark Gang

has taken the Mayor hostage and is holding him at knife-point!

[VIDEL] Huh? Hold on! I'll be right there!

[CAPTAIN] All right, I want Stealth Team One

to cover the roof! And Stealth Team Two

to cover the rear entrance!

[SERGEANT] Yes, sir!

[JIMBO] Look! All we want is for Mr. Satan to get over here!

When he shows up, you can have fatty back!

Please! I don't understand!

What do you want with Mr. Satan?

Hey, it's no big deal.

My boss just wants to challenge him to a fight!

What?! He can't win!

[JIMBO chuckles]

[BOSS] What does a plump, little cornish-hen like you

know about winning a fight anyway?!

You people worship that fraud because

you think he's strong! I'll show you what strength is!

Then I'll be your hero!

Heh! What a role model!

I wish I had someone like you to look up to

when I was a kid!

Thanks, SlimJim!

We give you key to city for that!

Aren't we, Mr. Mayor?!

[BOSS] Yes, I thought so!

Hey, Coppers! Here's a little love letter from

the Red Shark Gang for not bringing Mr. Satan yet!

[COPS yell]

What's the word, G?

Sir, he doesn't appear to be home!

We've tried knockin' on the door and callin'!

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[MR. SATAN] Where are those guys when you need them?!

The one's that helped me to beat Cell!

I could use a couple of good assistants like that!

I can't respond to every lunatic that wants

to challenge me! It's too dangerous!

Just look at those thugs, loaded up with

every kind of firearm imaginable!

And I'm supposed to go out and face that?!

This is your last chance!

Bring Mr. Satan here or the Mayor dies!

Please excuse me, madam!

[LADY TEACHER] Mm? Yes, of course!

Be careful, Videl!

[GOHAN] Uh-- Pardon me, ma'am!

[LADY TEACHER] Huh?

Hi! Sorry! Can I be excused to use the bathroom?!

[SHARPNER] Hmph. Yeah, right!

No, sir! Not this time, Gohan!

You have a bad habit of not coming back to class!

[GOHAN] Wha...?

You heard me! Now please take a seat

and finish the reading for discussion!

You're gonna have to hold it!

[GOHAN] Uh--

[SHARPNER chuckles]

[MAYOR grunting]

[RED] Boss, look! Above us!

[BOSS] Huh?! Excellent! Get ready for action, boys!

[RED, JIMBO, and SLIMJIM laugh]

[RED] This is gonna be great!

[VIDEL grunts] All right, you crooks! Let him go!

You can still get off easy!

Boss! That's Mr. Satan's girl! The one I told you about!

Oh! Well, well, well!

So you're the tough girl, Mr. Satan's daughter!

Where's your father?!

What kind of hero would send his little girl

to fight for him?!

[VIDEL] Look, mister, my father didn't send me here!

I'm like a maid!

I go wherever the filth is and I clean it up!

My father's a busy man!

If you wanna challenge him, you're gonna have to

get through me first!

You?!

No! No, Videl! This man's too strong!

I could never forgive myself if something happened!

Look! I came here to fight your father

but if I have to teach you a lesson first

to get him out here, then, so be it!

All right! Let's get this over with!

Now! Little big-girl!

Time to learn not to mess with the Red Shark Gang!

Well, whenever you feel lucky!

[VIDEL] Hmm!

[BOSS grunts]

Sharks are vicious, but they're not much on brains!

[BOSS laughs] And you're supposed to be some genius?!

Don't make me laugh!

[GOHAN thinking] Whoever this guy is, he's alot stronger

than the thugs we faced the other day!

I've got to get over there before it's too late!

[LADY TEACHER] Thee in thy larger,

saner brood of female, male!

Thee in thy athletes, moral, spiritual;

South North, West, East!

Thee and thy moral wealth and civilization.

Until which thy proudest...

[GOHAN] Huh...

Thee in thy all supplying,

all-enclosing worship--

Thee in no single bible, savior merely,

Thy saviors, countless, latent within thyself,

equal to any, divine as any.

These! These in thee, certain to come today, as I do prophesy!

Well, Mr. Whitman was certainly very--

Earthquake!

[GOHAN] Huh?

[LADY TEACHER] Children! Children! Please! Don't panic!

Everyone get on the floor and cover your necks

with your hands!

[GOHAN thinking] Wow! All right!

[GOHAN] The Great Saiyaman!

[BOSS, VIDEL grunting]

Whoa! You're going to pay for that one!

[RED, SLIMJIM, and JIMBO laugh]

Aaah!

Now we're doomed!

Hey, you! Back off!

[BOSS] Huh?

You back off, chump!

--[GOHAN] Hmph! --[RED] Huh?

[GOHAN] Mister, you and your men better

get out of this city while you still can!

[BOSS] Who are you?

Who am I?!

Saiyaman!

Hey! Go home!

Whoa! Oh, hi there! Fancy meeting you again!

[VIDEL] Look! No one asked you to come here!

Stop interfering in my business, jerk!

Huh?

You heard me! I can handle this!

But I just, uh...

[VIDEL] You just wanna get in my way!

I can handle this on my own!

This character's a trouble maker!

[VIDEL] Now leave! Get outta here!

[GOHAN] If this is about earlier this morning,

I-I'm sorry... I didn't mean to...

Enough! I cannot take it anymore!

Boys, shut this guy up for good!

[RED, SLIMJIM, JIMBO, THUG 1, and THUG 2] Right!

[GOHAN] Huh?!

Aaah!

[THUG 1] Huh?

[GOHAN grunts] [THUG 1 groans]

[SLIMJIM, THUG 1 groan]

Are you okay there, sir?!

Yes! Thanks to you!

[MAYOR screams] [GOHAN] Huh?

[THUG 2] Huh?

[GOHAN] Here! I think this belongs to you!

[GOHAN] Sir, I wouldn't use weapons like that if I were you!

You could get hurt!

Oh...

[GOHAN] Hm!

[BOSS] Now I've got you!

Huh?!

Let go of her!

[VIDEL grunts]

[BOSS groans]

[GOHAN gasps]

[BOSS groans] [VIDEL grunts]

[VIDEL] Hm!

[GOHAN thinking] What a girl! She decked him!

She really didn't need my help afterall! Amazing!

[REPORTER] Mr. Mayor! Please comment!

Who are the Red Shark Gang?

[MAYOR] Just some thugs who met their match

in Videl and Saiyaman!

[GOHAN] Goodbye, Miss Videl!

[VIDEL] Hey, wait!

Thank you!

Sure! No prob!

Hey, this doesn't mean that I've given up

trying to find out who you really are!

I'm gonna unmask you, Mr. Saiyaman!

[GOHAN laughs nervously] Whatever you say! See ya later!

[ERASA] All right, Videl, spill it!

What's going on between you and you-know-who?!

What are you talking about?!

You mean Gohan?!

That's exactly who I mean!

He disappeared from Miss Beakman's class

right after you left!

She wouldn't let him leave,

and then the earthquake hit and he was gone!

You're kidding!

[ERASA] No!

Darn him! Now where'd he go?!

I thought he was walking behind us!

[ERASA] He was...

[SHARPNER] Look you two! When a geek disappears,

you're not supposed to worry about it!

It's a good thing!

[VIDEL] Gohan's not a geek!

He's a heck of alot cooler than you, Sharpner!

[SHARPNER] What?!

[VIDEL] You heard me!

[ERASA] Yeah! And he's cuter, too!

[SHARPNER] Yeah, if you like your men scrawny and weak!

[ERASA] Videl doesn't need a strong man!

She can kick your butt all by herself!

[SHARPNER] No she can't!

[ERASA] Yes, she can!

[VIDEL] Yes, I can!

[SHARPNER] Whatever.