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[NARRATOR] Last time on Dragon Ball Z,

Gohan got a gift.

[GOHAN] ...press this red button to make it work?

[BULMA] That's it.

[TRUNKS] Awesome!

Does it fit?

Yeah! Why... it's a super fit!

[NARRATOR] And when a high-jacked bus

went over a cliff, it was time for

the new superhero to spring into action!

That's right! This bus stops here.

[VIDEL] Huh?!

[NARRATOR] Going up, anyone?

There's a new hero in town!

[GOHAN] I am... guardian of the city!

The one and only!

[NARRATOR] That's right, Gohan! Tell them how it is!

[GOHAN] The Great Saiyaman!

[GOHAN] I'm the Great Saiyaman! Defender of truth!

Protector of the innocent!

Upholder of justice! Doer of... good. Aah...

How come when Dad said that kind of stuff

it just rolled right off of his tongue

and sounded so natural.

[GOTEN] Gee, it sounded okay to me, Gohan!

Nah! Thanks! Lets try this.

Here we go! Protector of the innocent!

Defender of truth! The light in the darkness!

I have come to crush the oppressors of this world

once and for all!

All right, you! Unhand her!

Stand back! This is a job for...

The Great Saiyaman!

Well, whatd'ya think?

[GOTEN] Yeah, that was awesome!

It sounded even better than the superheroes on TV!

Can I be a superhero, too?

I think one superhero's enough for now.

Mom, what'd you think? Did you hear that?

I think it could still use a little work.

But not tonight. You've got to get up

bright and early tomorrow, Great Saiyaman.

No problem, Mom. I'm fine.

[CHICHI] Gohan! What are you doing?!

I thought you were awake already!

School starts in ten minutes!

[GOHAN] Oh, man! I'm gonna have to really move!

[school bell chimes]

Aah...

[GIRL] Hi! I recognize you now!

You're in one of my classes, aren't you?!

[GOHAN] Yeah! That's right! Uh, English, isn't it?!

You know, it's about to start.

Aren't you worried about being late?

[GIRL] No, not really.

[GOHAN] You know... I can explain!

[GIRL] You can, huh?

[GOHAN laughs nervously]

[GOHAN] See you in class!

[GOHAN thinking] Ah, man! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Man! I really can't believe I just did that!

I haven't even been a superhero for a week

and I've already blown my cover!

[GOHAN thinking] I'm so stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

[GIRL thinking] Wow! What an amazing guy!

And he's really cute, too!

[murmuring]

Gohan! You're on time!

Little miracles happen everyday!

[GOHAN sighs]

[door opens, closes]

Huh?!

[GIRL giggles]

--[GIRL] Mmm! --[PROFESSOR] All right class,

let's continue where we left off yesterday.

Now what did Thoreau mean when he said:

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." Videl?

[VIDEL] I think that he meant that

most people are unhappy inside.

[PROFESSOR] Very good. And what did he

attribute this to, Gohan?

[ERASA] Huh?

Is anybody home?

So... hm, we have a slacker.

[GOHAN] Oh, my gosh! I shouldn't have landed there.

That was so stupid!

I'll bet the whole school's going to know

by the end of the day!

[PROFESSOR] Gohan!

Huh? Aaah! Sir! What?!

[CLASSMATES chuckling]

So this is the way you want it to be, huh, Gohan?!

I was expecting more from you!

Sir! Yes, sir!

[VIDEL sneezes]

[PROFESSOR] Listen up, class!

I don't give lashes or make you wear a dunce-cap!

But after you hold those water buckets for fifteen minutes,

you're going to wish I did!

Do you feel your shoulders burning, Mister Gohan?!

Oh. Yes, sir.

[PROFESSOR] Good! Now who can tell us what Thoreau felt

was causing the inner desperation that he

sensed in his peers?

What do you think, Miss Angela?

[ANGELA sighs]

Miss Angela...

Hmm...

Let's start with an easier question.

Angela, do you know where you are?

Uh-huh.

All right, then! Spit it out!

Uh... I'm sorry, Professor! I don't know!

I don't know anything!

[PROFESSOR] Uh, Angela, perhaps you should, uh,

visit the counselor.

[ANGELA] No! No! I need to be punished!

[PROFESSOR] Very well. You can listen to the lecture

through the window with Mister Gohan!

Okay, sir!

[PROFESSOR] Huh....?

[CLASSMATES murmur]

[ANGELA] Thanks, Professor!

My word!

[ANGELA] Hi.

Hi! You, too?

Yeah! Gosh! I was naughty, too!

Yep! Mmm.

Ooh.

[ANGELA giggles]

[chuckles nervously]

[GOHAN thinking] Oh, man! This is just great!

What am I going to do now?

--[ANGELA] Gohan! --[GOHAN] Huh?

Uh... yeah? What?

Nothing! But do you have a steady girlfriend?

No. I don't.

Wonderful! How 'bout dating me then?!

Well, gosh! I... uh...

You think I'm ugly! Don't you?!

Just say it! You don't like me!

You think I'm ugly!

No! No! That's not true!

[ANGELA] Then why won't you go out with me if it's not true?!

It's just...

If you don't go out with me,

I'll tell everyone your secret!

[GOHAN squeals] You wouldn't!

I sure would! Just try me!

Uh... Please don't!

[ANGELA] I don't understand! Why won't you go out with me?

I thought we could start dating and keep the secret between us!

But you don't like me!

That's not true! Let's go out!

You really mean it?!

Yeah! [GOHAN chuckles]

Uh! Oh...

[ANGELA cheers, giggles]

Great! Great! We are going to have a blast!

You just wait! Cool!

Eh...

Awesome! I'll see you tomorrow then, okay?!

I'll meet you in front of the train station

at one o'clock!

How did I get myself into this predicament?!

Superheroes aren't supposed to get blackmailed!

That just doesn't happen that way.

What am I gonna do?

Maybe I should have Bulma make me a different costume

and just call myself something else!

How could I do this to myself?

I mean, I've never even been on a date! This is crazy!

[CHICHI humming]

[door opens]

[GOHAN] Hey, Mom! I'm home!

[CHICHI] Hi, sweetheart! How was your day?

[GOHAN] Pretty good!

Except that I have to go out on a date tomorrow.

[CHICHI] You have to go? That's a likely story.

You know that I'm sending you to school to learn, Gohan.

You're going to need your free time to study.

[GOHAN] No, I'm serious! I have to go! She's forcing me!

Oh. Yes, I see!

I guess things haven't changed that much

since I was a kid after all.

I remember the first time I made your father

go out on a date with me.

[GOHAN] You made him?

Did you blackmail him?

[CHICHI] Oh, no! I don't think I was that smart at the time.

I was just a little girl.

[YOUNG CHICHI giggles]

You know what? Gosh!

This feels like we're just hanging out!

Is there anything special we're supposed to do

since we're on a date?

Well, silly! That's up to you!

You're the boy and the boy is supposed to

think of the most pleasurable thing to do

and then try to coax the girl into doing it with him.

Oh, I think I get it now! The most pleasurable thing!

Goku, you're so adorable!

[YOUNG CHICHI] Aaahhh! [YOUNG GOKU yells]

[YOUNG GOKU laughs]

[YOUNG CHICHI yells]

[YOUNG GOKU laughs]

[YOUNG GOKU] Wow! This dating is fun!

[YOUNG CHICHI] Goku! This isn't exactly what I had in mind!

[CHICHI sighs] You're father was such a rowdy boy.

We spent the entire day fighting.

What a great first date that was!

Wow, gosh.

♪

Hm. Huh?

Hey! What's up?! Thanks for coming!

You're so sweet! So, what are we going to do today?!

Well, I've never been on a date before.

Is there something that you want to do?

Mmmnuuuuh...

Oh, well let's think about it. Let's see here!

Hey! What about a movie?! I love movies!

[GOHAN] Yeah, sure. A movie sounds fun!

[ANGELA] Great! It's settled then! Let's go!

[ANGELA] Come on, silly! We're going to miss the start!

[CHAD] Listen, Loretta!

There's nothing that can come between us.

Like, you're a great wave in the ocean, y'know.

Once I get on it, I know I'm gonna ride it

all the way in to shore, baby!

[LORETTA] And then the wave crashes on the beach

and you go hop on a different one!

Is that it?

[CHAD] What do you mean, baby?! We're soulmates!

[LORETTA] I found your letter to Katy, Chad!

You... ignoramus!

[CHAD] Hey, wait, Loretta! Don't go!

You don't even wanna be here with me!

Well, forget you!

--[GOHAN] No! Angela! --[CHAD] That's not true,

--[GOHAN] That's not true! Uh! --[CHAD] Loretta!

Wait! Angela!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Hey! I'm sorry! Hold on!

Sorry! Pardon me. Excuse me. Just comin' through here...

Angela! Wait up!

Hey! I'm sorry!

It's just that those romance movies put me to sleep.

Whatd'ya say we go get a coffee?!

Uhh...

[ANGELA giggles]

[ANGELA] Isn't that hilarious?

[ANGELA laughs, GOHAN chuckles]

See! You're not the only one with secrets, silly boy!

I have my wild side too, ya know!

Uh? Is that the same?

[ANGELA] Of course it is!

Oh, okay.

Hey, Gohan. I need some sugar in my coffee.

Ten teaspoons, please!

[GOHAN] Nine...

Ten...

Thanks! That's why I'm so sweet!

[GOHAN] Oh man! That's alot of sugar!

[ANGELA] Mm-hm! Yeah!

I actually have a problem with mosquitos!

So, um, do you have any other secrets

I should know about?

[GOHAN] Huh? More secrets?

Oh, no. There's just the one!

[GOHAN chuckles]

[ANGELA] Well, I know I promised I wouldn't say anything,

but can I tell my best friends?

No! A promise is a promise!

Mm! Okay! I'll try my best, Gohan!

Please do.

[ANGELA] I'm really bad at keeping secrets.

But for you, I'll do anything!

You believe me, don't you?

Uhh... well, yeah!

I don't have any reason to doubt your word.

Gosh! You say the cutest things!

[GOHAN] Oh, uh... But you do realize what it would mean

if people knew that it was me wearing that?

Yeah! Of course! Stop worrying!

You're supposed to be having fun!

Hey! Whatd'ya say we go up to the top floor

of the City State Building!

Please?

Yeah. Sure.

[ANGELA] Mmm!

[ANGELA laughs, GOHAN chuckles]

[distant sirens]

[BOTH] Huh?

[sirens continue]

[ANGELA] Oh no! Gohan, look!

That huge building is on fire!

[GOHAN] Sorry...

Hey? Gohan! Wait for me!

[sirens blaring, CROWD murmuring]

[CROWD gasps]

[FIRECHIEF] Call for all units in neighboring cities!

We need help!

[MAN 1] They say there are still some people trapped up there!

[MAN 2] That is not good!

[WOMAN] Look! Up there! It's Videl!

What's she doing?

[ANGELA] Uh...?

[CAPTIVE 1] Help us! Please!

Bring her down, Ed. Quick!

What? No way! No! It's way too dangerous!

We can't help them if we're dead!

We can't just let 'em fry!

Hey, Ed! Check it out! Over there!

Isn't that a water tank?

[ED] Yeah! I think so! That'd be my guess!

Come in, control. I see a tank on the roof.

Isolate it. Go!

[CONTROL MAN] We copy that, Videl!

I need to know the contents and the amount.

[beeping]

Contents, eh, confirmed to be water, Videl.

Amount confirmed to be one-thousand gallons.

I'm now analyzing the outflow

and potential impact on the fire.

[VIDEL] Is it enough to put out the fire if I let it go?

Negative, Videl.

Plenty of water but that building's gonna be melba toast

before you can get that valve open.

[VIDEL] It might not put it out,

but it will buy us a little time.

No! Videl! Don't do it!

I can't just leave 'em down there!

[ED] Videl! No!

[VIDEL grunts]

[VIDEL] Here we go!

Ah! [grunts]

[VIDEL] No pain, no gain!

[VIDEL grunts]

[WOMAN screams]

[CROWD gasps]

Hey, wait! Where are you going?!

Stay here! And please don't tell anyone about my secret!

Forget the stupid secret!

I just don't want you getting hurt!

Oh, gosh. Thanks, Angela!

Just let me take care of this real quick

and we'll go get an ice cream.

I'll be right back!

[FIREMAN] Please stay on the other

--[ANGELA] Okay! --[FIREMAN] side of the barrier!

Errrgh! Come on, you!

[VIDEL] Come on, you stubborn thing!

Whoa! This is it!

[CAPTIVES yelling]

[VIDEL] Oh, no you don't!

Where do you think you're goin'? Huh?!

[VIDEL screams]

[GOHAN grunts]

[VIDEL] Huh?!

[GOHAN] Excuse me, miss! Please clear out!

Huh?! You...

At your service!

[VIDEL] Saiyaman! There's enough water in the tank

to put out the fire but the release valve

can't let it all go in time!

Thank you.

[GOHAN] Stand back, everyone!

[CROWD murmuring, gasping]

[CROWD gasping]

Yeah!

[CROWD cheering]

All right! It's a miracle!

[MAN 3] Look! Up there! It's that guy! Saiyaman!

[CROWD cheering]

[VIDEL thinking] Saiyaman, huh?

I'll find out who you really are!

[FIRECHIEF] All right, folks! The fun's over!

Please clear the area!

[FIREMAN 2] Send the ambulatory units home, Sergeant!

We got lucky!

[SERGEANT] Yes, sir!

While I was opening the valve,

the roof started collapsing--hm?!

Hold on one second.

[VIDEL] Where are you going, Gohan?!

[GOHAN] Eh. Huh?

So what's the rush? Huh?!

Rush? I wasn't rushing!

[GOHAN chuckles nervously]

Gohan, you're hiding something, aren't you?!

Uh. What d'ya mean? Hiding what?!

Uuh...

[ANGELA gasps]

No!

--[VIDEL] Huh? --[GOHAN] Huh? Hey!

I've been looking for you!

You lied to me! Shame, shame!

[GOHAN] Huh?

You-You didn't have anything

that you needed to take care of!

You saw Videl and you wanted to sneak off

and meet her and give her a kiss!

[GOHAN] Angela! That's not true!

And I really liked you, Gohan!

I can't believe you would embarrass me like this!

Videl, how would you like to know a little secret

about Gohan that only I know?!

Sure, why not?

Aaah! Angela, no!

Look! See what he's wearing?!

Mm-hmm.

[GOHAN screams]

He's hiding something underneath!

Mm-hmm.

[GOHAN screams]

He's wearing some underwear that

only a three-year old would wear!

[GOHAN sceams] [ANGELA screams]

Your secret. That's it?

No!

[ANGELA] Don't you deny it, Gohan! I saw them!

It was the day before yesterday, pal!

[GOHAN] Wait. The day before yesterday?

[ANGELA] Yes! I was on my way to gym class,

minding my own business, when I noticed that

Gohan was still in the locker room.

He was pulling up his pants and I saw it.

[ANGELA] It was the cutest teddy-bear I'd ever seen!

How adorable! Gosh!

Fess up! You wear teddy-bear underwear!

That's my secret that you've been keeping?

Until now!

What about when we were both on the roof yesterday

right before our English class was about to start?

Oh, that? Oh, no! Not then!

I couldn't have seen your underwear then

because I didn't have my contacts in.

Were your pants down?

[GOHAN yells]

I thought you were a nice boy!

Keep your pants on! Or else! Got it?!

No! [laughs nervously]

That's not what I meant!

Of course I didn't have my pants off on the roof yesterday!

Don't be silly, you two!

[ANGELA] I don't like you anymore, Gohan!

Ooh.

[ANGELA] See if I ever let you take me out again!

I feel so bad!

Angela really liked me and somehow I managed

to hurt her feelings!

I'll bet I destroyed her whole world! Man...

[GOHAN thinking] I feel terrible!

I need to find her and apologize!

Huh?

No way! That's my sign, too!

Wow! We have alot in common then!

And what a physique!

The last guy I went out with was nice but he was whimpy!

He even wore teddy-bear underwear!

--[GUY] No way! --[ANGELA] Yes!

[GOHAN chuckles nervously]

[NARRATOR] As another day begins at Orange Star High,

the true identity of the Great Saiyaman remains a mystery.

Next time on Dragon Ball Z!