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[NARRATOR] On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z...

Dende used the newly remodeled Dragon Balls

to summon a new and improved Eternal Dragon!

The scaley, green titan now had the power

to grant two wishes instead of one!

It was a bargain for ball gatherers

that couldn't be refused!

And while Earth's Special Forces were seeking

to restore life above,

a shameless opportunist was taking all the credit

for their victory, down below!

What a bunch of suckers! And what a turkey!

[MR. SATAN] Who loves me?!

[NARRATOR] Meanwhile, the wish to restore Cell's victims

back to life was granted

and the others realized that a special trip

to see Porunga could bring Goku back as well!

But he had other plans!

[GOKU] Hey, don't I get a say in this?

As a Saiyan baby, I was sent to Earth to destroy it.

And unfortunately, it's kinda like

I've been fulfilling that mission all along.

So I'm gonna stay here now. I don't really mind.

King Kai says I can get special treatment

'cause I saved the Earth and all.

I'll be able to keep my body, and from what I hear

there's lots of interesting people to meet!

It'll be fun!

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

I appreciate your feelings towards me,

but you'll have to find something else to wish for.

This is my home now.

Dad!

[GOKU] You all better take notes of everything

that happens in your life,

'cause when they're through, I'll want to hear all about 'em!

Until then, bye!

Huh?

[NARRATOR] And so their beloved Goku,

who had been both savior and friend,

decided to continue his life

beyond the mysterious frontier known as death!

But those who know Goku, know that he will be watching!

Always and forever!

[DRAGON] You have one wish remaining!

One wish!

Make it!

It is time!

[GOHAN] Gosh! What d'ya say, guys?

Can anyone think of a good wish?

[MR. POPO] I can never think of a good wish

when the Dragon is here!

[TIEN] Me either!

[PICCOLO] I'm kind of at a loss myself!

The wish!

[YAMCHA laughs]

If we can't think of a good wish, what about a bad one?

I mean wouldn't it be cool if we were all filthy rich?

Well, guys?

[PICCOLO growls]

[DRAGON] I'll wait no longer!

Do you have a wish, or not?

Yes! I do!

I'd like you to change Androids 17 and 18 into human beings,

so that they can live their lives in peace!

[GOHAN] Gosh, Krillin!

That wish can not be granted now!

[DRAGON] It is beyond my power to do so!

[ANDROID 18] What's he doing?!

[KRILLIN] Sorry, guys! I had to try!

Hey, look! No prob! The girl's cool!

But her boyfriend! I'd never wish that guy back!

Would you guys?

Sure! Haven't we already tried?

We wished all of Cell's victims back, right?

And he was one of them!

Besides what would Goku do if he were in our shoes?

[YAMCHA] Right! I see what you mean!

Hey, you've got the floor, bro!

Great! I have one more wish!

Could you take the explosives out of the Androids' bodies?

That shouldn't be too hard, right?

Man! Krillin!

[YAMCHA] I hope you know what you're doing!

I can!

Alright!

[GOHAN] Krillin...

There! It has been done!

Thanks! Thanks very much!

You're welcome! I must go now!

[KRILLIN] Wow! Beautiful!

Man! Listen to that!

What's the deal?

Why are you so bent on helping those two?

Well, I guess, I guess, it's that...

I guess, it's that I like that girl, guys!

Gosh! You dog! You really like her!

[KRILLIN] Doctor Gero's the one that made her into an Android!

She hasn't done anything wrong!

Yamcha, sorry about earlier!

[YAMCHA] Huh?

I didn't mean to hog the wish!

It wasn't fair! You had one too!

Oh my gosh!

You didn't know I was just kidding about that?!

Hey! Come on, guys! You didn't really think

I was gonna ask the Dragon for money, did you?

Man! Gimme a break!

[YAMCHA] What a buncha kooks!

Me, ask the Dragon for money!

That's a good one!

Gosh! They're nice!

[TIEN] Hey! You like the girl, right?

So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back, too?

Well, I know it's strange!

But I want her to be truly happy!

And those two make such a good couple

that I thought she'd be happier with him!

Well, that's why!

[YAMCHA] Dude! You're hopeless!

[ALL laugh]

If that's what you humans call love, count me out!

[ANDROID 18] Hello?!

[GROUP] Huh?

Oh, wow! There she is! How'd she get here?

Hey! Bonehead! 17 is my twin brother!

Oh, man!

No! This is excellent, you dope!

Didn't you hear her? That guy's her twin brother!

I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!

If you think you won my heart

because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken!

I didn't ask for your help!

[ANDROID 18] But it was really nice of you.

It was? Y-You mean, you're not mad at me?

[ANDROID 18] Not really, no.

[KRILLIN] Well, then, would you like to come over and join us?

No thanks!

[KRILLIN] Aw, man!

Whoa! Krillin! You are so in there!

That chick digs you, man, I can tell!

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure! But she's a woman, dude!

Oh man!

Like I say, she's a girl and there's no tellin',

but I think you have a chance!

[YAMCHA] Stick close to my advice and you'll do just fine!

After all, Krillin! It's my specialty!

Trust me! Goku may have taught you how to be a great fighter,

but when it comes to love, I'm the master!

[YAMCHA & GOHAN laugh]

There's no comparison!

[YAMCHA] I heard that!

At least you're man enough to admit it, Piccolo!

Fighting's relatively easy!

[GROUP laughing]

Man! I really wish Goku was here!

Nobody could let go and laugh like he could!

[YAMCHA] Yeah! No kidding!

Celebrating just isn't the same without Goku!

Let's not be sad!

That's not what Goku was all about!

I guess you're right, Tien!

Of course! Well, look guys, I need to be heading that way!

Peace, huh? May it last!

[YAMCHA] Hey, take care of yourself, bro!

Goodbye, Tien! Tell Chiaotzu I said hi!

Yeah, sure! And guess what?

You're the man of the house now, Gohan!

So take good care of your mom, alright?

Hey, Trunks!

Go show those two Androids what you're really made of, alright?

If you need help, we'll be here! Always!

Thanks! You don't know how good it makes me feel to hear that!

See ya!

Bye, Tien!

[YAMCHA] Well, guys, I guess it's about that time!

[KRILLIN] Yeah, Yamcha, I guess we oughta be going now!

What's your plan, Trunks? Are you goin' back right away?

Nah! I'm gonna get a good rest!

I'll head out in the morning!

Great! We'll see you off, okay?

Cool!

What now, Piccolo? Are you planning on living up here?

Yeah! I think so!

Then I'll come visit, if it's alright with you!

You know it is!

I wouldn't miss it for the world, kid!

[DENDE] Yeah, don't be a stranger, Gohan!

I'm counting on you to visit!

[GOHAN] Gosh, Dende!

It can be lonely at the top!

[GOHAN] Aw! You're gonna love it here!

Mister Popo's the greatest! Well, I guess this is it, guys!

Here we go!

This is the beginning of the rest of our lives!

Bye, guys!

[POPO] Goodbye, everyone!

[GOHAN] There's Korin's place!

Hey!

Trunks, get some good rest before your trip!

Well, we'll see you guys tomorrow morning!

It's been great!

Bye!

[TRUNKS] My Father did that? Are you sure?

Yeah! He went ballistic!

When he saw you get killed, he went bonkers!

He attacked Cell like I've never seen him attack before!

[TRUNKS] You've gotta be kidding!

I'll be darned!

[YAMCHA] See ya later, Trunks!

[TRUNKS] Adios!

[GOHAN] And that's the whole story, Mom!

[CHICHI sobbing]

I'm sorry, Mom!

So, he didn't wanna come back?

What an amazing man he is!

Isn't that just like him?

Please, Mom! Don't be sad!

This is the way he really wanted it!

He told me so himself!

Besides, I can feel him, Mom! He's there!

ChiChi, Gohan's right, honey.

Yeah! Since Goku chose to stay there!

I'm fine about it!

Goku's always known what's best for everybody! Always!

[BULMA] I'm really proud of you, Son!

[TRUNKS] Thanks, Mom!

Be careful!

Right!

[TRUNKS] Dad.

So long!

Love ya Trunks, goodbye!

[GOHAN] Bye, Trunks! You're the greatest!

[TRUNKS] Goodbye, Gohan!

Later, Dude!

Bye, Trunks!

[TRUNKS] See ya, guys!

Huh?

Father!

[KRILLIN] Hm?

[CHICHI] Gohan! It's time to take a break!

Gohan? Hey!

Open up! I have a snack for you!

Oh, no! What am I going to do with that young man?

I'll bet my Father is in on this little escapade as well!

[CHICHI] Honestly! Escaping through the window!

How juvenile can they get?

It won't last! They'll come crawling back

right around dinner time! Mm-hm!

[GOHAN] Gosh, it's such a great day!

And I don't feel as guilty sneaking out with you, Grandpa!

Yeah, it's nice to sneak out with your Grandpa

because you don't get in trouble!

At least you won't! I'm dead!

Poor, Grandpa!

[OX-KING] Ahh, well! Somebody's gotta take the fall!

[GOHAN] Thanks!

[OX-KING] Ahh! Fresh air, sunshine-- this is the life!

[GOHAN] Yeah!

[GOHAN] Have you ever lived in the city, Grandpa?

[OX-KING] Me? Oh, no! I don't think I could stand it!

It's too crowded in the city!

A guy my size needs plenty of space!

Yeah!

Come on!

Where are you going?

I'll show ya, Grandpa. It's right over here!

[OX-KING] Gohan, it's almost dinner time!

Where are you going?

[GOHAN] To a place my dad used to take me. Follow me!

[OX-KING] Oh, man. I'm gonna be in so much trouble

and I'm hungry.

Gohan? Gohan?

Where'd he go?

Grandpa! See this?

[OX-KING] That a boy! Bring him on up!

We'll take him home with us!

[OX-KING] Huh?

Goodness! That's one whopper of a fish!

Your dad would be proud of you for that one!

Gohan! Look out!

You want this, don't you?

Well, you'll have to fight me for it! I'm hungry!

You're serious! Aren't you?

Look, I'll share this with you, but only if you behave!

Do we have a deal?

Man! What a feisty, old bird!

Yeah, what an unlucky bird!

First, he runs into the strongest guy in the world

in the middle of nowhere,

and then he tries to take his fish!

[BULMA] Look, Mom! Look, Dad! He's doing it!

I can't believe it!

[MRS. BRIEF] Oh, my goodness!

[MRS. BRIEF] Yay! What a little champion!

[BULMA] That's it!

[MRS. BRIEF] Come here, you poor baby! Goodness! Uhh?

What a stubborn little guy!

I don't think he gets that from our side!

You're a tough guy like your daddy, aren't you?

Well, come on! Let's see it!

Get up! You can do it, Trunks!

Now turn into a Super Saiyan!

[MRS. BRIEF] Isn't it a little too early for that, Dear?

Hello! Welcome, folks!

Without further delay, it's time to begin our special!

Whoo! And now, ladies and gentlemen,

the hosts of our show,

Burt and Lana Yakamoori! Come on! Let's hear it!

Give it up! Give it up for Burt and Lana!

[ANNOUNCER] Righty, right! Welly, well! Bring them on!

Good evening, everyone!

[LANA] Tonight, we have a very special guest!

The man who saved the world! Mr. Satan!

[BURT] Or so he claims! Some say he didn't do it!

[LANA] But Mr. Satan has vowed

to silence his skeptics tonight with

a demonstration of super-human strength that can't be denied!

[BURT] So let's hear it, for the one and only, Hercule Satan!

[MR. SATAN yells]

What a loud mouth, my gosh!

[OOLONG] Listen to those idiots! They're eating it up!

[BURT] And now, for the moment you've been waiting for, folks!

Mr. Satan is going to attempt to break

twenty bricks with a single blow!

Unbelievable! Can we have quiet, please?

We need absolute quiet--

Yeah!

[BURT] Maybe not!

Mister Satan! Twenty bricks!

My goodness! That's quite an undertaking!

Whether you defeated Cell or not, you're one powerful man!

I defeated Cell, Burt! And that's that!

And if this doesn't prove it, I don't know what will!

Alright! Alright!

You heard it right here! Hercule Satan!

The man who saved the world is here to set the record straight!

Quiet, please!

Haa! Gotcha!

Hey, all you little punks at home!

Don't try this or you might get hurt! You dig it?

The pass is complete and now it's time for the touchdown!

Folks! This is what you've been waiting for!

Mister Satan will now try to break

twenty bricks with a single blow!

[BURT] Can we have quiet, please?

We need to have complete silence for this incredible feat!

[MR. SATAN yells]

[BURT] Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Nineteen bricks!

Mr. Satan has broken nineteen bricks with a single blow!

A new world record, folks!

Let's hear it for the strongest man in the world!

[MR. SATAN] Yeah! Oh yeah! Come on!

[MR. SATAN] Yeah, Hercule, Mr. Satan--

Who cares what they call me? I'm huge!

Being a celebrity can be painful!

[KING KAI] I can't believe that guy!

Taking all the credit for your hard work!

It's despicable! Mmmm!

He's a cheat!

But, you know what? He's a really good actor!

[KING KAI] Well, I'm not amused! Imagine that face

on a cereal box!

Yeah! Man! I can see it now, Hercule Puffs!

My! That is funny! Oh, Goku?

Hm? You rang?

Why, yes! Don't you think it's time we built a house?

We need one!

Well, yeah! But that takes some real skill!

Where can we find someone who knows how to build?

Hm! Why, right here!

Oh! You mean Bubbles!

I didn't know Bubbles was that smart!

You mean, Gregory?

I mean me, ya big dummy! M. E.

Oh! Why didn't you say so?

He did!

I never knew you were that smart!

Gosh! A real builder, huh?

So, uh, how do we get started, King Kai?

Well, I'm glad you asked that!

Oooh! Here we go! Come on!

Ah, yes! There we are! Choice lumber!

Really?

[KING KAI] Well, let's get started, shall we?

Come on! What are you waiting for?

[NARRATOR] As Goku and King Kai break ground on their new house,

Trunks heads downstream on the mystical river of time,

thinking of the serious tasks that await him

upon his arrival!

Join us on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!