Original subtitles

[NARRATOR] Previously on Dragon Ball Z,

a stranger from the future arrived to inform

Goku and the others they had three years to prepare

for the arrival of two evil androids,

androids more powerful than any enemy

they had ever faced before.

[TRUNKS] Once this pair surfaces,

the Earth and everything you know will be gone for good.

[NARRATOR] Heeding the advice of Trunks,

our heroes stepped up their training.

Vegeta is training like never before.

And he won't stop until he's become a Super Saiyan

even if it kills him.

[VEGETA grunts]

[NARRATOR] Piccolo's not taking this ominous message

from the future lightly, and neither is Goku!

Together, they're training night and day

in the hope that they will be ready to

meet head on whatever challenges might lie ahead.

[NARRATOR] Gohan is growing stronger by the day as well.

Pretty soon, he may even be able to teach his dad a thing or two

on Dragon Ball Z!

[CHICHI screams]

--[BOAR snorting] --[CHICHI screams]

[CHICHI] You don't want to eat me! Really!

[CHICHI screams]

[CHICHI screams]

[BOAR roars]

[CHICHI screams]

[CHICHI] Oh no!

[CHICHI screams]

[CHICHI sobs]

[CHICHI squeals]

[BOAR roars]

[BOAR snorts]

[CHICHI] Huh...?

[CHICHI sighs]

[GOKU] Hmm... That cloud looks like somebody I know.

I'll be! It's him! It's Master Roshi!

Except his nose is a bit bigger.

And that cloud looks like Piccolo.

Eww! Scary!

[GOHAN] Hey, Dad! Look what I caught!

That sure is a big fish!

Your mom will be proud of you.

[GOHAN chuckles]

[GOHAN] Do you think we can have it for dinner?

[GOKU] Sure we can!

[thinking] Aww, fish again?!

That's all we've had for two weeks straight!

[CHICHI] My feet are killing me.

I wish I had a car...

[GIRL giggles]

--[GIRL] Ya-hoo! --[BOY] Woo-hoo!

[BOTH laughing]

[CHICHI sighs]

[door opens]

[GOHAN] Hiya, Mom! Look what I caught for you down at the pond!

Just in time for dinner!

More fish. That's great.

[CHICHI growls]

[thinking] And it looks like I'll be cooking

for one extra again tonight!

Doesn't that Piccolo have any where else to go?!

Huh...?

[GOKU groans]

[GOKU] Pee-yew!

Come on, Gohan! Let's go take a bath!

Hmm...?

[GOHAN] Ew! My clothes smell like fish!

[GOKU laughs]

[GOKU] Hey, ChiChi! Could you give these clothes a wash?

--Easy on the starch, okay? --[CHICHI growls]

We worked up quite a sweat today.

--[GOKU laughs] --[CHICHI growls]

--[GOHAN laughs] --[growling continues]

Hold it right there!

Now, let me get this straight:

You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes

while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath?!

Well that's not going to happen mister!

Do you even care what kind of day I've had?!

I don't know what I liked better:

being chased half way home by a wild boar,

or walking the rest of the way on my tired, aching feet!

And it's all because we don't have a car!

Uh, ChiChi, I'd drive you if I could.

But you know I don't have a driver's license yet.

Well, it's time you got one!

I don't know why you have to be the only man in this town

who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

You can't drive can you?

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

I want both of you to put your training on hold for now

and go to driving school tomorrow!

I think it's about time the two of you

learned something useful for a change.

Say what?!

[GOKU] Aww, ChiChi, do we have too?

Listen, all I'm asking you two to do

is get your driver's license.

It's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

And if you don't...

you'll have to cook your own meals from now on!

Understand?

[BOTH gulp]

--Mm-hmm... --Mm-hmm...

Oh man! Piccolo, where did you get those clothes?

You're wife got them for me out of your closet!

[GOKU] Oh, uh, sorry about that. ChiChi means well.

Listen, since we're here, let's get this over with.

Sounds good to me.

Of course, I'm still not sure

how I got suckered into this in the first place.

She's not even my wife!

[INSTRUCTOR] Alright, which one of you is Goku?

Oh, I'm Goku!

[INSTRUCTOR] Ah. I'll be your driving instructor today.

[INSTRUCTOR coughs]

[INSTRUCTOR wheezes]

Let's go!

[INSTRUCTOR moans]

[INSTRUCTOR] My back!

Hey, mister, are you, uh, all right?

[INSTRUCTOR] I'll... be... fine!

There, good as gold now!

Hi, there!

You must be my student. You're Piccolo, aren't you?

We're going to start with the basics for your first lesson.

I'm going to demonstrate proper driving technique.

So please pay attention.

[thinking] How did I ever let myself get into this mess?

First of all, always remember to fasten your seat belt!

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR giggles]

[PICCOLO grunts]

[PICCOLO growls]

Hmm...

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR coughs]

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR chuckles]

--[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR laughs] --[PICCOLO gasps]

YEAH! Burn Rubber!

[PICCOLO whimpers]

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR] Yeah! Listen to that engine!

You know what that sound is?! Power!

Yee-haw!

[PICCOLO screams]

[brakes squeal]

Are you sure you know what you're doing?!

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR growls]

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR] Come on! Come on!

YEAH!

[PICCOLO screams]

Okay, I can do that.

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] Ah... Let's see... Come on, now.

Blasted foreign cars!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR grunts]

Huh?

And today's first lesson is: Opening the door.

[GOKU chuckles]

[MRS. BRIEF] Vegeta's still training?

Oh my, that man works so hard!

[BULMA] Oh, Mother! Can we just forget about him?

I mean he hasn't come out of that capsule in days!

Well, I must say that I'm becoming quite impressed

by that boy's unshakable determination.

Why, just the other day, he was training

in four hundred times Earth's gravity!

Isn't that amazing?

[SCRATCH meows]

Oh, he's nothing but a thickheaded ape!

[COMPUTER] Increasing gravity simulation.

[VEGETA yells]

[COMPUTER] Increasing gravity simulation

450 times planet's normal gravity.

[thinking] No! I can do more!

[growls]

[GOHAN sighs]

[GOHAN] I wonder what my dad and Piccolo are doing right now?

--[CHICHI] Gohan! --Uh-oh!

Gohan, you've been such a good boy studying all day

I thought I'd bring you a snack!

[GOHAN] Thanks, Mom.

[CHICHI] I know you've got a lot of catching up to do.

And this should give you just the energy

you need to really hit those books.

[GOHAN] Oh boy, my favorite... Thanks, Mom.

[CHICHI] You're welcome.

[GOHAN sighs]

--[ICARUS coos] --[GOHAN gasps]

[GOHAN laughs]

Hey! I can't play right now, I have to study!

Oh?! Wait!

I've got an idea!

[GOHAN chuckles]

You're doing just fine, Mr. Piccolo.

Are you sure you haven't been driving before?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] All right, try it again. Start the engine.

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] Well, what's wrong?!

Uh, how do you start this thing again?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

Come on! I've shown you three times already.

If you really want to learn how to drive,

you'd better start paying attention!

I will! Give me another chance!

Why should I? You stink!

[GOKU sniffs]

I can't smell anything. Are you sure?

I don't mean you! Your driving!

Never mind, just turn on the ignition,

step on the accelerator

and let the brake out slowly... Very slowly!

Ah! Yeah! Here we go!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

[BOTH grunt]

You're in reverse!

This baby's got a lot of power, doesn't it?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

You're driving too fast! You've got to slow down!

--Step on the brake! --[GOKU] What?!

But I thought I was stepping on the brake!

[BOTH yell]

[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

--[brakes squealing] --[yelling continues]

[GOKU] Hang on, mister!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR wails]

[screaming]

[MALE INSTRUCTOR screams]

Just step on the brake!

The brake? Uh... Now which one was that?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR screams]

[GOKU laughs]

Cut the ignition!

Huh?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] Cut the ignition!

Okay...

[screaming]

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] Hurry!

[screaming]

[GOKU yells]

Now what?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR gasps]

[screaming]

[GOKU] I know that was kind of a rough start,

but how long before I get my license?

Son, at this rate it'll take you a hundred years.

That's too long!

I still have to get in shape for a big battle

against two killer androids, and ChiChi's going to kill me...

[GOKU blubbering in water]

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR] Really, Mr. Piccolo! You're a natural!

Ha! No sweat.

[GOHAN] Come on, Icarus, we've got to find my Dad and Piccolo!

[ICARUS caws]

[GOHAN] Faster, Icarus! Faster!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR grunts]

Go ahead! But this time, go slow!

No problem.

Now, then, put on your seat belt.

[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

Alright! Look, I made it go forward!

Slow down before you break the sound barrier!

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR] This is the highway, Mister Piccolo.

You don't have to drive like an old lady out here.

[GOKU] Woo-hoo!

[PICCOLO gasps]

[GOKU] Eat my dust, Piccolo!

Was that a challenge?!

Well if it's a race you want, it's a race you'll get!

There! That's more like it! Much better!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR whimpers]

[GOHAN] Look! Here they come, Icarus!

And there they go...

Look out!

That was very impressive driving, Mister Piccolo!

--[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR giggles] --[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR screams]

[MALE INSTRUCTOR screams]

[GOHAN gasps]

Luckily these two are going to be okay.

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] You two are by far the worst students

that have ever attended this driving school!

I'll give you one more chance,

but any more stunts like the one you pulled yesterday,

and I will see to it that you

never get your drivers' licenses!

[thunder cracks]

[GOKU] Boy, this road sure is treacherous.

Hi!

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] Both hands are not on the steering wheel.

Minus one point!

You're testing me now?!

Your eyes are off the road! That's one more point!

No fair!

[GOKU growls]

--[brakes squeal] --[MALE INSTRUCTOR yells]

Hey! What's the big idea?!

You almost knocked my false teeth out!

That's ten points! So there!

[thunder rumbles]

[CHILDREN scream]

[GOKU gasps]

[MALE INSTRUCTOR] What are you doing?!

[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR screams]

[CHILDREN screaming]

[PICCOLO grunts]

[CHILDREN screaming]

[screaming continues]

[BOTH scream]

[screaming]

[GOKU grunts]

[PICOOLO grunts]

[CHILDREN scream]

[BOTH grunt]

[grunting]

Piccolo! Wait here!

[GOKU yells]

[PICCOLO yells]

[GOKU growls]

[PICCOLO growls]

[GOKU yells]

[CHILDREN cheer]

[BOTH gasp]

[BOTH sigh]

[CHILDREN cheer, giggle]

[GOKU] Goodbye, kids! Take care!

I'm sorry, sir! I guess we didn't get to finish the test!

And I turned your new convertible into a compact.

What a disaster...

Hey! Don't sweat it!

You mean you're not going to totally freak out or something?

No way! Not after witnessing that terrific rescue!

Oh? Does that mean I might still get my driver's license?

Not a chance! You're a danger to everyone else on the road!

[PICCOLO] What about me?

Nope!

Then we both failed?

[MALE INSTRUCTOR laughs]

Neither of you passed, but so what?

I'd trade my driver's license in a second for a chance to fly!

So would I!

--[PICCOLO gasps] --[FEMALE INSTRUCTOR laughs]

[thinking] What's ChiChi going to say?

[CHICHI] Failed the test?! What do you mean you failed the test?

You're telling me neither of you muscle heads got your license?!

Uh, yeah...

Mm-hmm...

Mom?!

Was it something I said?!

[NARRATOR] In no time, three years have come and gone.

[CHICHI] Promise me that you'll all take care of each other.

How about a little lunch before you go?

Mom, we don't have time for that!

Thanks! Bye!

Let's do it!

[NARRATOR] The time has come for Goku and the others to unite

and face the two killer androids

that Trunks warned them about three years ago!

[TRUNKS] Only you can change the course of the future now.

Please stop them!

You've got to destroy the androids

that Dr. Gero will create.

The future of this planet is at stake.

You and your friends must change the path of the future.

You are the last chance! Please stop them!

Ready or not, Goku and the others have a date with destiny!

A destiny that depends on them defeating an enemy

more powerful than any they have ever faced before!

It should be a piece of cake!

on the next Dragon Ball Z!