Original subtitles

[birds chirping]

Gosh Dad, what's the deal?

Man, don't you think it's been long enough?

Where in the world are you?

[TORTOISE] Oh boy, here he goes again!

[KRILLIN grunting]

Ka.. me.. ha.. me...

Ha!

[explosion]

Oooh, yea!

[TORTOISE] Look out below!

Ah! Tidal wave!

Yikes!

[KRILLIN thinking] Still not good enough!

[ROSHI snoring]

Hmm?

[ROSHI] He's been so serious since he broke up with Maron!

No way! That won't cut it! Yeah! I gotta turn it up a notch!

[ROSHI humming]

You know I bet I could teach Krillin

a thing or two about getting along with the ladies!

Getting them mad, you mean!

[ROSHI yells]

[KRILLIN thinking] I know you'll be back someday, Goku!

And whatever it is that you're called to do,

I'll be here to help!

I'll be ready!

[GOHAN humming]

[CHICHI] Gohan? Gohan?

[knocking on door]

Hey, you! There you are! Good!

Huh? What's up?

Ahhh!

[crash]

Gohan! You're being silly!

[GOHAN laughing]

Gohan! We have a house guest! Say hi!

This is Mister Shu! He is going to be your new tutor!

But Mom, why?

Mr. Shu is going to help you

take your studies to the next level, Gohan!

And I was thinking that you might want to get started today!

Can't I just study harder and forget about the tutor? Please?

No! N-O No! And that's the final word, Gohan!

Goodness! Why me?

First my husband leaves, then my son starts rebelling against me!

Why me? Why?

Oh, it just isn't fair! I feel so vulnerable!

Where did I go wrong?!

Ahem...

Gohan! It's time you two got started!

There you go Mr. Shu, he's all yours now!

Very well! I'll do what I can! Madame, I'm very strict!

Oftentimes, slow children like this

just need a little discipline!

My Gohan is not slow, Mister Shu!

Of course not! Every parent thinks their child is a prodigy!

I'm sure he's brilliant, that's why you hired a tutor...

Now, please excuse us! We have work to do!

Cat loves food! Yea, yea, yea, yeah!

You goof! You're such a nut! Where did you come up with that?

That was from an old cat food commercial!

Puar hates it when I do that!

I ate catfood once! Oh man! I thought it was tuna fish!

I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back!

What?! Vegeta?! You dreamt about him?!

You know, actually he was pretty nice to me in the dream,

and a good kisser to boot!

What? You kissed him?

It was just a dream, Yamcha!

You poor sap! You're jealous, aren't you?! Admit it!

Right!

Speaking of Vegeta your Dad said he should be running out of fuel soon!

Hm?! Vegeta's running out of fuel!

Man! Aw...

Please do not talk slang when you're in my presence!

And I can see two mistakes on here already!

Mistakes are to learn from!

And smarting off to your instructor

is a mistake I'll teach you not to make again!

Yes, that might be the toughest lesson you've ever learned!

It hurt me to do it, but I'm sure your mother will appreciate the end result!

Gosh, this is so exciting!

Gohan's finally going to get the attention he deserves!

Ivy-league, here we come!

How dare you, you insolent brat!

This is what you get when you back talk to Mister Shu!

[whipping continues]

[MR. SHU] I've dealt with your kind before!

Oh, yes! Little rebel punks! Abandoned by their fathers!

But they all come around, eventually!

[birds chirping]

[GOHAN grunts]

[GOHAN] Oh, man.

[GOHAN yawns]

Hey! What's up?!

Oh! Shhh!

Let's go, quick! Man, you're a life saver, Icarus!

Hey! Wait for me!

[GOHAN giggling]

Icarus, where are you?!

[GOHAN whimpering]

[GOHAN whimpering]

Hm? Hey! Hi, Gohan!

Dad, is it really you?!

[GOKU chuckles] Of course it is!

Now don't I get a hug, tough guy?

Dad!

Daddy, it's really you!

Daddy!

Daddy, it's you! I can't believe it! It's you! It's you!

It's okay, Gohan! It's okay!

Huh?! Oh my goodness!

Hey, hon! Sorry, I'm late!

I guess I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Mars!

No problem! What's a year and a half?!

Something smells good! Wow! I hope that's our dinner!

Huh? It is!

But you're not going to get any

if you go through the window, Goku. You know better!

C'mon! Give me a break! I just got home!

[CHICHI growls]

He's back! I can't believe it!

[GOHAN] So what happened up there on Namek, Dad?

What happened to Frieza?

[GOKU] Well, it's a long story, Gohan!

And I doubt Mom wants to hear it right before dinner!

Ok!

So where have you been all this time, Dad?

Aw, come on, Daddy! You can tell me that much, can't you?!

[GOKU growls]

[GOKU growls]

Your Dad isn't coming back!

He's a loser! He's nothing but a loser!

No no no!

[MR. SHU] Ahhh! Let go! Please kid!

Let go! You're killing me! Ah-ah!

I beg of you! Please let go of me!

My gosh! What are you?! You... you mad man!

You almost broke my arm!

How dare you attack me like that!

I was dreaming!

Well it's about time you came to your senses!

That's your father's influence, I'll bet!

Martial Arts... I've heard the talk, yes.

He's a brainless brute!

[GOHAN growls]

How dare you! You punk!

Are you challenging me?! Well, take this!

Unhand me you barbarian!

For your information, Mister Shu, my father is not a brute!

He's a great man! Is that clear?!

You wouldn't!

Defend my Dad's honor? You better believe I will!

Let's talk about this! With your Mother here of course!

Hello! Miss ChiChi!

Alright! Put 'em up!

Gohan? What are you doing?!

Me? Nothin'

[MR. SHU] Yes, although he can appear to be quite normal...

You're son is afflicted with what I call the demon-seed!

[GOHAN growls]

Yes, it is a seed of rebellion and contempt for his superiors!

You can let this seed grow, or nip it in the bud!

Gohan!

Ah, yes! He's driven to fight like his Father!

What? That's not true!

Oh! My foot it's not!

My Dad's a saint compared to you!

What? How dare you!

[GOHAN growls]

Ah, that's better! A little discipline works miracles!

You just need a father!

Look! Mister! I have a Father!

You do! Where is he! Oh he's gone off fighting somewhere!

Right! Right! Am I right!

Of course I'm right!

It's only natural that the child

should want to follow in his father's violent footsteps

After being abandoned by the worthless father,

he fights to measure up!

A vicious cycle! Like father, like son!

[MR. SHU laughs]

[CHICHI growls]

Get out of our house!

[MR. SHU yells]

Wow! Nice throw!

Thank you.

You'll pay for this! Nobody throws Mister Shu! How dare you!

[CHICHI] Get out of here!

And don't come back!

Oh! I didn't know we had any guests dropping by!

Goodness! I definitely need to put on another pot of tea!

Vegeta! What do you want?

Oh my! Maybe you'd prefer some coffee?

I was hoping that Kakarot might have finally returned?

Hm? What? No way! You never found him in space?

Don't remind me!

I'm angry enough to hurt somebody!

And, pounding you might just be the therapy I need!

Hey, guys! What's that awful smell!

Oh, it's you!

When's the last time you bathed there, bud?

You need a bath!

Please! This way!

Well? What? Do you want me to roll out the red carpet?

[VEGETA growls]

[YAMCHA] Unreal!

I hope she knows what she's doing!

Hey! Does anyone take lemon?

[VEGETA muttering]

Hey, you! I left you some fresh clothes!

[BULMA] Hello?! You alive in there?!

I heard you! You can leave now!

Why yes, master! Your wish is my command!

The female species! Such an enigma!

Yeah that Vegeta is nothing but trouble!

He's so unpredictable, it's hard to tell what his motives are!

I think he just wants to find Goku!

Poor guy! He's obsessed!

He's used to getting what he wants!

That's all! He's like a spoiled little kid!

Man, sounds like you!

[VEGETA] Hello! Servant woman! Bring me a drying cloth at once!

[BULMA growls]

[VEGETA] Woman! Can you hear me?

I hear you! But my name is Bulma!

And I am not your servant! So say please!

[VEGETA] Forget about the stupid drying cloth then!

Suit yourself! Drip dry, you jerk!

[VEGETA] What in the--?! Is this some kind of joke?!

Is what a joke?

These garments that you left!

Are they for a man or a woman?

They're pink!

[BULMA] C'mon! It's the style here!

Men in pink! How bizarre!

[EVERYONE laughing]

[VEGETA] This is ridiculous! I'm a warrior!

Not a variety of flower!

Well you smell good!

[EVERYONE laughing]

Stop that! Stop it or I'll blast you all!

Loosen up! Fighting's no fun! Just relax!

[VEGETA growls]

If you want to find Goku, just stay here! He'll come!

I've known Goku since he was five years old!

Trust me! He'll be back!

I just know he will!

[OX-KING laughing]

ChiChi, darling, you threw him right out of the window?

Poor guy! Oh, man! Should've known! Like husband, like wife!

[OX-KING laughing]

Sshh! Gohan's studying, Daddy!

Oops! Sorry.

And then you chased him off the property! Oh, dear!

[OX-KING laughing]

[CHICHI] Daddy, please! Control yourself!

It can't be!

[phone ringing] ring, ring, ring

Do you feel that?! Holy cow!

[GOHAN] I know! I feel it too! This isn't good!

But who is it? It can't be you know who, could it?!

[KRILLIN] I'm afraid so! We have to be strong, Gohan!

Right.

[KRILLIN] Man! I knew it was too good to be true!

Suit up, we've got some planning to do, bro...

Right! Will do!

Dad, where are you?

[BUBBLES in distress] Oooh, eeee, oooo, ahh, ahh...!

Yes, yes, I know, Bubbles, yes! I can feel it too!

There's two of them, Chiaotzu!

My gosh! I've never felt anything like it!

Tien, I'm scared!

Oh, man, Bulma! This is great!

I'm piggin' out here!

So he failed after all! Frieza's still alive, and he's coming!

Wait! How do you know?! Maybe it could be somebody else! Come on!

I know! I make it my business to know! Unlike you!

What's that supposed to mean?!

Hey, Vegeta!

Would you like a little more barbecue sauce

on your spare ribs?!

Sure, why not.

Well, my money's on you guys!

We can leave if you want to fight 'em here!

[PICCOLO growling]

Frieza, there's no way!

[FRIEZA] There it is, Planet Earth dead ahead!

It's only fitting that the Saiyan

should call such a puny planet home!

[KING COLD] Let's finish this now, son.

We can destroy the planet from here!

[FRIEZA] Father, that would spoil all of my fun!

I plan to savor my revenge.

Every... little... bit...

Well, well, look! A ship on radar!

It seems your Saiyan friend is almost home!

[FRIEZA laughs]

And when he gets there,

he will find everything he has ever known or loved in ruins!

Yes...

He will know the wrath of Frieza!

Oh, man! What a week! First it's the terror tutor, and now this!

C'mon you!

Oh, no, Dad! There he goes again!

I need to learn how to fly! Just look at him!

How can I discipline a kid who can take-off like that?!

[NARRATOR] Unfortunately this time Gohan,

it's a game of life or death. Frieza has survived!

And it looks like double trouble

because his father King Cold is with him!

On the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!