Original subtitles

[NARRATOR] With Kami back on his throne and Garlic Junior

safely locked inside of the Dead Zone, the Earth was

back to normal once again!

Well, as normal as it gets anyway!

[MARON] Krillin, come on! We don't have all day!

You have to keep up!

I'm comin', Maron! I'm comin'!

[MARON humming]

[KRILLIN] Man, just look at her go!

She's a shopping machine! What stamina!

[KRILLIN laughing]

[GUY] Yes way! [GIRL] Cool!

[KRILLIN groans]

Uh, man!

[MARON] I guess you're feeling pretty silly right about now,

aren't you, Krillin!

He, he... Huh?

Yeah, uh, actually, I am feeling pretty silly!

[phone ringing]

[BULMA] Alright! Alright already! Now what kind of idiot

would let it ring 25 times?

Yeah! Me here!

Say what!

Bulma! Come quick! Please, no time to lose!

We've got a big emergency here! Hurry!

Hey! Noodle arm! What was that? Gimme a break!

[PLAYER 1] Hey, Yamcha! [YAMCHA] Huh?

[PLAYER 1] You got a telephone call!

What? Really?

[phone ringing]

[OX-KING] Hello. What? Master Roshi!

Of course, we'll be right there!

[CHICHI groans]

[phone ringing]

[KRILLIN] Hey, this is Krillin, [MARON] and this is Maron!

[KRILLIN] You can leave a message after the beep,

[MARON] or you can be a hopeless loser and hang up!

[KRILLIN, MARON] Chow!

[ROSHI] Krillin!

[KRILLIN] I don't get it! She seems perfectly happy now!

What was all that about earlier?

That guy... with the hair...

Aw, how can I compete with a rich-slick like that?

Man, I wish Goku was here! He'd know what to do!

[MARON screaming]

Oh, my gosh!

[MARON] Isn't it beautiful, Krillin? Don't you think

it's the perfect dress for me? Wouldn't I look gorgeous in it?

[KRILLIN] Uh, w-well, yeah, sure! But it's a lot more, um

frilly than the dress you have on!

[MARON] It's supposed to be frilly, silly!

It's a wedding dress!

Guh...

[MARON giggles]

Yeah! Uh, wowee!

[KRILLIN] You sure would look great in that dress!

[KRILLIN] Uh, wait a second! Does she mean with me

or somebody else? Oh, my gosh!

[KRILLIN laughing] [CROWD cheering]

You dog! Good luck!

[KRILLIN laughing]

[MARON] Oh! Krillin!

Check it out! That's the car I want! It goes with the dress!

Oh! And look! Yeah! That one there! Wow!

[KRILLIN] Eh?

[MARON] If I was married, I'd want to live in a house

just like that!

[KRILLIN] Oh, yeah, it's beautiful!

[KRILLIN] Chin up Krillin. Where there's a will there's a way!

No way!

Please! Have a little compassion!

[BULMA] Compassion?

You lied to us and said that it was an emergency!

That's right! Guilty as charged! What an example!

And you call yourself a Master! Bad! Shame on you!

Yeah, that's one of your oaths too, isn't it! No lying!

[ROSHI] B-But he's 1,000 years old today! And I totally forgot!

When I remembered this morning, I panicked!

You know how sensitive he is! Right?

[TURTLE] Master?

Huh?

[BULMA, CHICHI] Huh?

Oh, my! I can't believe it! You remembered my birthday!

That's so sweet! Oh, my! You're all so sweet!

[ALL] Happy Birthday! Cheers!

♪ Happy Birthday, Turtle! Happy happy Birthday! ♪

Golly! They're all there! Mmm!

That's right! 1,000 candles for one millennium on the Earth!

[OX-KING] Happy Birthday!

[ALL] And many more!

And many more!

Hi!

[ROSHI] Hey glad you made it!

Yeah! Hi, guys! Hi, Yamcha!

[YAMCHA laughing] Hi!

[BULMA growling What a flirt!

So, hey! What's the deal?

Ah! Oh! Krillin, look! This cake, it's perfect!

Yeah, well uh. She means perfect for a wedding!

We're kind of shoppin' around!

[BOTH] Huh?

So you guys are engaged?

Well, no not officially! But uh, you know we're talking about it!

[ROSHI yelping]

That's great! Alright!

Congratulations!

Man! This is just like Beauty and the Geek!

Married life! Oh, my, you're in for a real treat!

Out of the question!

You know you have to clear that with me, first!

Aw, come on!

We'll see! It's possible!

As long as I get to kiss the bride first!

[ROSHI groans]

[ROSHI muffled grunting]

[MARON giggling]

Yay! Come on, Turtle! Blow hard!

[GOHAN] Wow! He did it!

[BULMA] Unbelievable!

[KRILLIN] Ah.. who am I kidding? I can't make her happy! No way!

Shoot! She's too good for me!

[TURTLE] That's not true, Krillin!

She's not too good! She's not! You're a very, very good person!

[KRILLIN] I know I'm good, Turtle!

But she's tall, and beautiful, and charming!

If she can't love you for who you really are,

try giving her a giant pearl!

[KRILLIN] What?

[TUTLE] Yep! Legend has it, that the Mermaid's Tear

is somewhere near here, at the bottom of the sea!

It's the largest pearl in the world!

That might do the trick! Wow!

[TURTLE] You can't win Maron's love with a pearl, Krillin!

[KRILLIN] I can't?

[TURTLE] Nope, but it could be just the spark

you need to get the blaze going!

[KRILLIN] Alright, I'm gonna go for it!

I can't just throw in the towel now!

Shoot yeah! This is just like every other battle I've been in!

And I'm not giving up!

[GOHAN] Wow!

Hey, late for school?

[TUTLE] The Mermaid's Tear is extremely rare

and precious, Krillin! It's priceless,

a gift worthy of a queen!

[KRILLIN] I'll find it! Maron deserves

to have the best of everything!

And I'm gonna make sure she gets it!

Gosh! Wow! It's a beautiful morning, isn't it Ox-King?

Sure is! Yes! The beach! The waves!

Whoa!

Fruit-cakes!

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

[BOTH whimpering]

[MARON] Where'd Krillin go? It's no fun! I'm bored!

Hey, what's up? I'm bored! Are you? 'Cuz yeah.

Yeah, sure!

So hey! Maron! When's the big day!

Have you and Krillin set a date yet?

A date? No way! No!

What does that mean?

No way? Huh?

[CHICHI] I know! She's playing it smart!

It's wise to be cautious in these matters! She knows!

It's all about commitment and hard work! Right?

[MARON laughing]You middle-aged ladies crack me up!

What middle...

...aged ladies?

[BOTH] Well she's a lot older than I am!

I'm not middle-aged, she is!

You have some nerve!

You're older than me and you know it!

But I've always been the prettiest one!

And you know that!

You think skimpy clothes make you prettier?

Well, think again, you bimbo!

[BOTH growling]

[ROSHI meows] Catfight!

Nobody wants to have fun around here!

Oh, well. Shoot! I'll just go somewhere else then!

[GOHAN] Krillin! Are you sure about this?

It's an awfully big ocean!

[KRILLIN] The Turtle said it was around here somewhere!

[KRILLIN] Gohan, look!

[GOHAN] Yeah, I see it! Good eye!

[KRILLIN] C'mon!

[KRILLIN] What in the-- Huh?

[GOHAN] Strange little guy!

[KRILLIN] Aw, man! Bummer!

[GOHAN] Huh?

Oh, wow! It's beautiful!

[GOHAN] Krillin! There's a treasure! Back in that ship!

Huh?

Man!

[GOHAN] Krillin, look!

[KRILLIN] Oh, wow! Yeah!

[GOHAN] Wow, cool!

[KRILLIN] Yeah! This is awesome!

[GOHAN] Look how bright it is!

[KRILLIN] I know, it's like daylight!

Huh?

[BOTH] Whoa!

[KRILLIN] This is crazy!

[GOHAN] Calm down, guys! We're not going to hurt you!

[KRILLIN] Gohan!

That's it! Wow! The Mermaid's Tear!

[GOHAN] It's incredible!

[KRILLIN yelping]

[GOHAN] Man! This place is really mystical! Look!

[KRILLIN] Wow! I had no idea that it was this beautiful!

It's fantastic!

Huh? Krillin! Behind you!

Huh?

[KRILLIN yells]

[GOHAN] Look out!

Holy cow!

[KRILLIN] Yow!

Oh, man!

Uh, oh! Here we go again!

[KRILLIN sighs]

[KRILLIN yelps]

[KRILLIN yelling]

Krillin, no!

Huh? The Mermaid's Tear!

Krillin, The rocks!

Huh?

[KRILLIN] Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

[GOHAN] Yeah!

Unbelievable!

Oh, my gosh!

Look, Krillin, they're protecting it!

They think the Mermaid's Tear belongs to them!

[KRILLIN] But they're just fish! What do they want with a pearl?

[GOHAN] I don't know but look! They're ready to fight for it!

Yeah, I guess you're right!

[GOHAN] Are you sure you want to take it from 'em, Krillin?

Look at 'em!

Gee, I-I don't know, Gohan! What do you think?

Well, we could get it from them easy enough,

but I think I'd kind of feel like a member

of the Ginyu Force if we did!

Huh? What do you mean?

[GOHAN] You know, like the fish are the Nameks

protecting one of their Dragon Balls and we're the Ginyu Force

that's come to take it away from them!

[KRILLIN] Yeah! Wow, I never looked at it that way!

Oh, man! Maron's like the pearl! I have to let her go!

[KRILLIN] Gohan!

Huh?

[KRILLIN] Hey? Let's get out of here! Let's go home!

Krillin! Are you sure?

[KRILLIN] Yeah I'm positive!

Thanks Gohan. Thanks for being you.

[KRILLIN] Hi, Maron! It's me!

Huh! Oh, hi.

[MARON] Hey, what's the deal?

You're not being your usual fun self, Krillin!

I'm starting to get bored!

Oh, sorry! It's just that well, sometimes... sometimes--

Sometimes?

When you love someone, sometimes

you have to set 'em free! Because it's the best thing!

So, uh... that's what I'm doing!

I'm setting you free! Goodbye!

Bye, Krillin!

Thanks for everything, Krillin! We had fun!

You'll always have a special place in my heart!

[KRILLIN] Thank you, Maron! Goodbye!

[MARON] Goodbye!

[MARON] I would've said yes, you know!

I couldn't refuse someone as sweet as you!

Sure, I know you would've said yes!

Yes! Holy cow!

[KRILLIN] Did I really just hear that?

Maron! Hey!

[KRILLIN yelps]

Uh! I must be nuts!

[KRILLIN] Just look at her!

Maron, wait!

Huh?

Hey!

You need a ride? I'm going downtown, babe!

[MARON] Buy me an ice-cream?

Sure thing.

[MARON] Goody, goody! Sure, I'd love to!

[KRILLIN] Hi, everybody! It's me!

[BULMA] Where's Maron?

Well, things were gettin' complicated,

so I broke up with her! You know how it goes!

[ALL gasp]

Oh poor guy!

Aw. It's a darn shame!

Well, I don't believe it! I'll bet she dumped him!

Oolong!

You're outrageous! Bold move!

I'm glad! I hate to say it! But there was something

about her I didn't trust!

Yeah, you're much better off. I think that Maron girl

was nothing but trouble.

You too? Man!

[KRILLIN laughing]

Krillin...

[KRILLIN laughing]