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Yo, Dad!

Sylvia!

Am I home?

Yes, I'm starving.

Mmm.

What the hell is this?

Magic nuru gel?

What the fuck?

Gel all of your body

Oh my god, what are you... What are you doing in here? Oh my god, this is so

embarrassing. What are you doing here?

I just got home from class. I didn't know that this was what was going on up

here. I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

Okay, so I know that this looks really weird.

It's just... You can't tell your dad about this, okay?

It's just a massage thing. It's completely legit.

It's just something I've just been really into lately.

And your dad hates it. And I have no one to practice on, so

I'm just... I don't know. I feel so stupid.

Listen,

it's totally fine.

You don't have anybody to practice on, right?

I mean, no.

I still...

It's embarrassing, I can't believe.

So I'm just pretending like there's someone here and giving a fake massage.

I know it sounds so stupid. Well, um, I'm here now.

Yes, and you should leave now.

I'm mortified.

Well, um, I got a better idea.

What?

You could work on me.

Or you could have old school dad.

You're ridiculous.

It's your choice.

Well, you're my stepson. This would be totally inappropriate.

You're right. I am your stepson. So this isn't blood related. And if this is

professional... Of course it's professional.

Well, then it's professional then.

If your dad ever found out about this, he would kill both of us. You know that.

Yeah, but us college boys, we don't kiss and tell, so... You know.

Oh my god.

Alright, but if we're gonna do this, you have to take all that off, because it's

gonna get messy.

Oh yeah.

It's gonna get messy, alright.

Oh my god. Alright, come on.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's like you've done this before.

Alright, be a professional stepmom.

Turnover I

told

you

Nice and lathered up.

From head to toe.

I don't know why your dad doesn't like this.

I don't know why he wouldn't either.

Wow.

That feels so good.

and then

Hey, professional here.

You got it, stepmom.

Let's see, once I get it nice and magic up.

I just use my body on your body.

Oh my god, it's so good.

That feels so good.

I don't think anybody's ever given me a massage like this before.

had a massage like this before. What is this called?

You can never use it.

Oh, it feels so good.

Your body just becomes the tool.

It's incredibly natural.

The nice thing about this massage is it's got both parties.

Both the giver and the receiver.

Oh my god, it feels so good.

You enjoying yourself, stepmom?

I am. Yeah?

Mm-hmm. That's good.

Fuck.

Gotta get both sides. Oh my god, yup, gotta get both sides.

You've been working out.

I have been.

Gotta stay healthy.

That's very true.

You seem incredibly healthy.

Do you mind if I take it a little further?

No. No, I don't mind. You can go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good? That feels so good.

Do you care?

No.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

It tastes good too.

Oh my god. Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

So good, yes.

So good.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, it feels so good.

Yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Just a little bit more for me.

Yes. That's good. Yes.

Oh my god.

This

is

so good.

Yes. Do you think I'll be good at this?

Mhm. Good.

Oh, yes.

Cover you.

More and more.

Did you know it was going to get messy?

Oh, this feels so good.

Yeah? Yeah.

I think I can make it better.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm. How's that?

I promise you're not going to tell your dad.

I promise.

I promise.

I'll give you the IP treatment.

Okay.

Oh,

fuck.

Let's go

oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god oh my god oh

my god oh

my god

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

I fucking love that.

Yes. Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

I can do that too, right?

I would love to be a guinea pig any day