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I was told it was going to be a quick day, just for a shot for this TV show.

Yeah, we're shooting in the valley.

And they told me it was just one girl, Ryan Keeley.

She's like my favorite actress ever.

Yeah, the show's legal expert.

She won an Emmy last year.

Anyway, she's amazing and beautiful and I'm going to try not to make an ass out

of myself.

Okay, I'll call you later. Bye.

Hi. Oh, hi.

I'm sorry, I'm just a really big fan.

Oh, wow, thank you.

What's your name?

I'm Jessie.

I'm Ryan.

Should I sit down?

Yeah, go ahead right there.

I'm sorry I didn't have enough coffee this morning.

Oh lord, I have no personality in the morning without my coffee.

I totally understand.

You have to see Larry Wish's stand-up then if you like John Davis.

I'm serious.

He's really hilarious.

I can't believe I don't know about this guy.

Oh, give me your number before you leave because I can get you tickets the next

time he's in town.

Oh.

We should go together.

Really? That would be awesome.

Yeah, I think it'd be fun.

Have you ever thought about modeling?

Me?

No, but thank you.

You're gorgeous, and you've got the height.

Well, I thought about it a long time ago, but I didn't think I could handle

the criticism.

Yeah, it's an ugly business. Better to stay out of it.

Ryan, we're ready for you in wardrobe.

Well, if I don't see you... I'll be here when you get back for touch-ups in case.

Great.

I just had to do this thing where I was out by the pool and my phone rings.

And I thought it was going to be fast, but that was really fast.

Well, now you have the rest of the day. That's great.

What about you? What are you up to?

Um, I haven't thought about it. I thought I was going to be here way

longer.

I'm sorry.

Am I being too forward?

Forward?

Well, I don't know if you're seeing anyone, but I feel like I've been

hitting on you since I got here.

You're a lesbian?

Yes.

Oh, wow.

I hope that doesn't freak you out.

No.

Good. So, can I ask you out?

Mm.

Boo.

I live close to here.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Oh.

Good boy.

Ugh.

um

Whew.