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[eerie music]

-[footsteps] -[scraping]

[narrator] Oh, hi.

This is not your grandma's Bambi.

In fact, this isn't a Bambi story at all.

Sure, there's deer in it,

and other woodland creatures.

But this is a story about something much scarier,

even scarier

than the part in the cartoon

where they kill Bambi's mom.

-[gunshot] -This is a story about a bampire.

[rainfall]

[footsteps approaching]

[mouse squeaks]

[woman] Come on, you gotta keep up.

Come on.

[woman 2] Lorraine.

I am going to die out here.

I swear, it's just a little bit further.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Have a little faith.

[rainfall continues]

[music continues]

"Beware"?

They're home! You idiot.

-[rainfall continues] -[music continues]

[Lorraine] It's just the TV.

They leave it on all night.

Yeah. It's 3 a.m...

We are so good.

[grunts]

[music intensifies]

[moans softly]

-[rainfall continues] -[music fades lightly]

Relax.

Enjoy yourself.

[Lorraine exhales]

Can you imagine...

having one of these in your own backyard?

No.

I bet they barely even use it.

[light chuckle] Hmm.

You're gonna have to put it in my mouth.

I have no hands.

Now, that is what I like to hear.

Shut up.

[rainfall continues]

[synthwave music]

[light moaning]

[thunder]

[growl]

-[growl] -[swoosh]

[Lorraine] No!

[screaming]

-[sobbing] -[narrator] See, bampires suck.

I should know. I've been dealing with them

pretty much my entire life,

but this isn't the beginning of our story.

Let me take you back to a happier time,

the year was 1998.

-[splash] -[soft rock music]

[swoosh]

[eagle screeching]

[music fades]

[birds chirping]

[suspenseful music]

[car approaching]

[rock music]

[men] Chug-chug-chug-chug. Chug-chug-chug-chug.

Chug-chug-chug-chug. Chug-chug-chug-chug.

[bottle clinks]

Choo-choo!

[rock music continues]

[music stops]

[clock ticking]

I have your papers here, graded, if you'd like to review them.

[indistinct chatter]

[whispering] Hurry up!

Okay, okay. Chill.

Oh, Nonda, I was very impressed with your work...

...as always.

Let me know if there's extra credit.

You got a 90%.

I know, so close.

Oh, Daniel, you got a moment?

I might recommend you take this home.

-I'm good. -[professor] There's more to this world

than filming it.

You could understand it, study it.

[Daniel] With the, uh, scientific method?

Of course.

Which the first step is to observe.

[sighs] Filming something is different than

scientific observation, Daniel.

Is it, though?

-[light static] -[indistinct voice]

[player buzzes]

[soft rock music]

[muffled] Soccer tryouts today at four.

[woman] So, I know that you have all been thinking

about your final film project since

first semester,

and I know

that I have been withholding.

This ends today.

This program has an emphasis on the storytelling side

of scientific journalism.

That said,

I expect a 10-minute visual documentary on the subject

of your choice.

No words,

just a new perspective.

A unique point of view.

Any questions?

[soft rock music]

[phone ringing]

[guy] Oh, my gosh.

[laughter]

[phone ringing]

[Nonda] Branson?

Hey.

[Nonda] How was work?

Great, uh...

Still there, just leaving.

You ready?

Yeah, yeah, I just got out.

Are you sure you're not gonna be late?

Because I could just call Dana.

Not that late.

I'll see you soon...

...ish.

[phone clanks]

[rock music]

[man] Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome to the stage

the incomparable Bambi!

[music increases]

[narrator] Okay, I already told you this is not a Bambi story.

So, while Leroy here

watches this nice, young lady dance,

let me tell you a few things I've learned

about bampires over the years.

Basically, a bampire is a shapeshifter.

They can look like a deer, well, a deer with fangs.

They can look like a human being, just like you or me,

or they can look like something else, something in between.

They're fast, faster than you think, and strong as hell.

So if you're not careful, you might lose an arm

or a leg or even your head if the mood strikes them.

Now, you're probably wondering why I call them bampires.

You see, as a kid, I loved the movie Bambi,

and these things have fangs

like vampires.

So, "bampire."

Bottom line, it's a fucking monster.

[door closes]

[Bambi whispering] Asshole.

-[cassette clanks] -[lighter clicks]

[hip-hop music on speakers]

[knocking]

You're an hour late, dumbass.

I gotta give my girl a ride.

The fun kind? [chuckles]

Sorry, man.

See ya, Leroy.

Go fuck yourself, Branson.

[phone dialing]

[phone ringing]

-[Dana] Hello? -Hey.

I think Branson's flaking.

Are you free now?

[Dana] Wait. Did you just get out of class?

No. Shut up.

[Dana] Uh-huh. Professor Fatcock keep you late?

Oh, my God. I never should have told you that.

[Dana] "I don't know. Like, 12?"

Have you seen a ruler?

Hey, maybe it was his pants or something, okay?

It's not like I would ever...

-Gotta go. Bye. -[Dana] Just because it's big doesn't mean it works.

[tires screeching]

Hey, babe. Uh, I got stuck

behind a ambulance, and-- and then I was held up.

At gunpoint?

[Branson] No.

[hip-hop music on speakers]

And you know I hate it when you-- ugh,

smoke and drive.

Ah, geez, Nonda.

It's like you...

Ah! Shit!

[coughing]

[Nonda] Branson!

[soft music]

[man] Dear Chuck, it's been a while, hasn't it?

But I hope you're doing well.

How's that wife of yours?

Me and the boys, we're doing fine.

You won't believe how big Tanner's got.

And he's grown into a fine marksman.

Just as good with that bow as he is with a rifle.

And Nathan turned into quite the little buck, too.

I mean, he had this run-in with a baby bear the other day.

He wasn't even scared.

Poor thing was probably more scared of him.

Anyway, I thought you might find these photos interesting.

We were out hunting last week,

and we came across this cave right in our

-own backyard. -[camera clicks]

It had the strangest markings on the wall.

Some kind of deer with fangs.

I thought maybe you could come out here

and take a look for yourself.

You were always into that kind of stuff.

Sure would be great to catch up.

Stanley.

[eerie music]

[sighs]

[car approaching]

[man] Where you headed?

[music turns soft]

I keep seeing all these young people out here.

It's getting worse and worse.

Any idea where they're coming from?

You mean the ones leaving all this shit around?

-[swoosh] -[bottle clinks]

My guess is they're from the community college

over in Jefferson.

Headed that direction if you want a lift?

You know...

if you're into conservation,

you really need to talk to this teacher I had.

Professor Charlie.

That guy's a bit of a nut, but I tell you what,

he knew everything about nature.

Really set me on the right path.

[light music on guitar]

[music stops]

[knocking]

[woman] Hello.

I'm looking for Professor Charlie?

Well, that's me.

Your name, dear?

Amy.

So, Amy, are you a science major?

-Oh, yes. -And I trust

you've completed all the level 100 classes?

100 classes?

[Charlie] Well, the prerequisites.

Which of the sciences are you most interested in?

The great outdoors.

Then I've got just the thing.

[soft music]

Now, as your professor, it's my job to encourage...

-...and inspire my students. -[chime]

Oh, Amy, could you get the lights, please?

The lights?

Sorry.

[projector buzzing]

We've been granted the opportunity to explore

this cave system firsthand.

What is this?

Discovered on privately-owned land,

this cave may contain one of the oldest

known paintings in Northwestern America.

-Now, as you can see, -[slide changing]

they've rendered the unmistakable image

of a rare fanged-deer species

thought only to populate this latitude across the seas.

-The musk deer. -[slide changing]

[girl] Woah. Bambi's got bite.

[guy] Bambi?

More like deeracula.

[light chuckle]

So you're hunting them?

No, no. A friend has given us permission

to fully document this image,

as well as any evidence

of the unprecedented existence of the creature

-in the Cascades. -[slide changing]

Now, this will be a full weekend field trip.

[students groaning]

Oh, I know, I know.

Every one of you is not a budding anthropologist.

But this is the history of your backyard,

and this wall may contain one

of your first discoveries.

[bell ringing]

Plus, there's many extra credit points.

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music]

Are you a student?

[Nonda] Hey!

Why you got that?

[Nonda] It looks interesting.

A whole weekend in the forest with that guy?

To prove a hypothesis.

Yeah, to prove something.

What's that supposed to mean?

You can't make me jealous.

He's married.

He's got a fat cock.

-How did you-- -Dana.

Okay, I don't think she likes me.

Oh, my God.

See, you're embarrassed.

-Screw you, Branson. -Oh, what?

You just admitted it.

Can I be your plus one?

You don't even go to college.

Nonda.

Come on.

I wanna go with you.

Seriously.

Please?

[groans]

Whatever.

What the fuck kind of deer is this?

[paper rustling]

[soft rock music]

[Branson] Hey, can we drink on this thing?

Well, not inside this thing,

but all whom are of age, help yourselves

once we bed down for the evening.

I myself find it impossible to sleep

without a bit of the tonic under these conditions.

-Conditions? -[Charlie] I trust you all brought the

recommended equipment?

-Of course. -Was there, like, a list?

A long one.

Did you bring a tent?

Sleeping bag?

-No. -Then what's in your bag?

-[swoosh] -Gear.

For cameras only? [chuckles]

Hey, what even needs to be filmed, fucking...

...rocks?

Who knows?

[Charlie] That's the spirit, Daniel.

Who knows what discoveries the forest can hold?

If the musk deer did inhabit this region,

whatever drove them out?

Perhaps a disease?

Accidental decimation due to gluttonous human ideology?

A festivus hunt?

Like a witch hunt?

[Charlie] No, not really. I...

Like in Salem?

[Charlie] Well, I-- I don't think that's...

We just read about that.

Those were not real witches.

What if it was a race war?

Deer versus... man?

Not just any deer.

Musk deer, they're called.

But as I said, finding them at all

on this continent would be...

...quite notable.

Quite notable indeed.

[music continues]

[eerie swoosh]

[music fades]

Oh.

-[swoosh] -Stan!

My leg wasn't asleep, I'd run over there and--

Is this Tanner? My word,

you've grown into a man in my absence.

Uncle Chuck.

[chuckles] That is what you call me.

Uh-- and this, your newest recruit?

Nathan, is it?

I don't believe we've met.

I don't believe we have.

[Nathan] Hey, that's me.

Yeah, I think I was seven, eight years old.

I can't quite remember.

I guess it doesn't matter now.

There's nobody left to care.

-Can I drink yet? -[Charlie chuckles]

There'll be plenty of time for libations

and war stories around the campfire

this evening. Until then, everyone,

grab your backpacks and make use of the last toilet

we'll see this weekend.

What?

So good to see you.

[soft music]

[liquid bowel movement]

[wet fart]

Hey.

[liquid bowel movement]

Hey.

-So, are you-- -[liquid bowel movement]

Geez. Are you liking it out here so far?

Yeah--

You ain't got another bathroom?

I'm gonna...

-Yeah. -[Nonda] Yeah.

[groan]

Branson... [sighs]

-[static] -[ominous music]

-[static] -[music fades]

-[blood dripping] -[eerie music]

[music turns indie rock]

[Nathan] And that was it.

That was the last time most of them

would ever get to use a real bathroom.

Now, I don't want to skip too far ahead in the story,

but if you're wondering if things are gonna go south for

Uncle Chuck and his students...

well...

let me just ask you this...

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[music fades]

-Squatch-man! -[screaming]

[Stanley] Put that shit down.

Don't be teaching my boy your disrespect.

I...

Geez.

[Daniel] Hey, Professor, check this out.

-[Charlie] Hmm. -[ominous music]

My, my. Big canines.

Very big.

Obviously a bear skull.

But... where's the rest of it?

-[chuckle] -[static]

[fire crackling]

[light spraying]

That's a nice haul you got there, bud.

Can someone help me... with the tents?

-What are those? -Hmm?

Oh, these are trail cameras.

Of course you'd be interested. [chuckles]

The, uh, science department wasn't making

use of them, so I thought they could

be our second eyes.

How do they work?

Oh, well, the photo's taken when the infrared beam's broken.

So if anything crosses our path, we'll have a photo record.

You're, uh-- you're setting them up tonight?

We have mere days, Daniel.

Oh, I know, it may seem like an eternity.

But oftentimes great discoveries take a surmounting effort.

Well, you want some help?

Do you know the look of a game trail?

The look of the what?

Well, then we'll travel together

and share the load between us.

Get your empty bag there, will you?

-[ethereal music] -[groans]

[tent rustling]

[sighs]

Can you help?

I'm sorry, I've never seen a tent like that before.

I'm useless.

So where are you sleeping?

It's all in there.

[Nonda] You camp a lot then?

Every night, if I can.

So why not just live out here?

We all do, don't we?

[music continues]

The load'll get lighter as we go along.

Taking off?

Oh, we'll be back by dark.

Well, make sure you are.

Confirmed bear activity in the area.

You've mentioned, Stanley.

We'll be exceedingly careful.

-Okay. -[videotape buzzing]

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

No, don't take my-- Okay. [chuckles]

[chuckling]

[music continues]

[chuckling]

[chuckle]

[music turns suspenseful]

[squishy footstep]

[growl]

[gasp]

-[gunshot] -[screaming]

[growl]

[blood dripping]

[wet squelch]

[gasp]

-[screaming] -[blade swishes]

[blood pouring out]

[screaming]

[thud]

[footsteps quickly receding]

[music turns slow on guitar]

[lighter clicks]

[exhaling]

[music turns ominous]

[exhales] Where the fuck did you go?

Oh...

Sweet.

It cold?

Too cold for you.

You want these?

-'Cause I could-- -[music increases]

[water bubbling]

Amy?

Amy!

[ominous, distorted whispering]

Fuck this shit.

[footsteps receding]

[music fades]

[Stanley] All right.

We're off to bed.

Sweet dreams, my most dearest friend.

[Stanley] Careful.

He's a sap when he drinks.

Well...

I was once like you.

Good student.

A researcher to my core.

A good husband.

Well...

...so I thought.

[fire crackling]

It's a hard metric.

The love of a woman.

Far too many variables to account for.

I gotta whiz.

Carefully now.

[ominous music]

[sighs]

[unzips]

[moans slightly]

[slight chuckle]

[ominous, distorted whispering]

[piercing shriek]

Amy?

[breathing shakily]

Are you okay?

Have you seen Amy?

No.

[music fades]

Branson!

[leaves rustle]

[ominous music]

[groaning]

[struggling]

[groaning]

Ah! Stupid!

Fucking stupid!

Fuck!

[distorted voice] You're going the wrong way.

-[music stops] -Dude.

What's in those roots?

Hey, what the shit is this?

I was waiting for you, jackass!

Where the fuck were you two?

I was swimming.

I got lost.

I'm sorry, okay? I--

[Nonda] Are you bleeding?

Let's just go to bed.

Good night.

Good night.

What happened?

[Branson] I got lost.

[Nonda] You're all, like, bloody and weird.

[Branson] Nonda... [sighs]

[colorful music]

[Charlie] Nonda?

What are you doing?

It's my assigned meal.

There were assigned meals?

[Nonda] I brought extra.

In case anybody forgot.

Plus Branson's.

Is that pan cast iron?

Your packet must have weighed 50 pounds.

You'll thank me later.

-[clank] -[sizzling]

Pancakes in the woods.

My everlasting thanks.

And the blackberries.

It was nothing.

[peaceful music]

They're the best part. [chuckles]

Are you sure you don't want a pancake?

No, thank you.

[fly buzzing]

[slurping]

[soft music on guitar]

Alright.

I gotta get little buck back to school.

Travel safe.

Tanner's got old faithful.

Can reach anywhere in these mountains.

If you need anything, you just give a holler.

Yes, we will. It's been an honor,

my brother-in-arms.

Oh, that reminds me, Daniel.

We'll need to check on those cameras.

Uh, yeah, totally.

[Charlie] This time, you'll take the southern cameras.

I'll head north.

[sighs] [whispering] Okay, so...

-[fly buzzing] -If you go that way...

And then we go...

[swoosh]

-[cartoony clanking] -Yeah.

[patting]

And upon our return... we'll away to the caves.

[electric guitar riffing]

[deep, eerie music]

[wood cracking]

You're really good with that.

-Deadly. -[wood cracking]

Did you teach yourself?

My family...

they were...

...survivalists.

[wood cracking]

What happened to them?

-They were all murdered. -[wood cracking]

[Nonda] Oh...

Time for lunch.

[music fades]

[ethereal music]

[sighs]

Well, I suppose one or two is to be expected.

[Daniel] Oh, shit.

I think this is broken.

[Tanner] Yeah. Yeah, this one too, maybe.

[Daniel] Fuck, serious?

[Tanner] I don't know. You check.

Yeah, it's hard to tell.

Let's just take it back to camp.

[eerie music]

[static]

[rock music]

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Thank you, Leroy.

What the fuck?

Uh...

[Nonda] Why did you even bring that thing?

[exhales]

Protection.

Have you ever been camping?

Just don't let anyone see.

Branson.

[music fades]

[wind chimes music]

Huh.

Now, if the wind...

...normally gusts from the northwest to the southeast.

But the sun always sets in the west.

Then this must be north.

And I must be very, very lost.

[music fades]

It seems like...

I know.

Maybe Chuck will do better.

Who's in charge of lunch?

You. And you're making instant noodles.

[groans]

Just boil the water.

Is Charlie back yet?

[Branson] Don't see him.

[Nonda] Helpful.

Hey, my job is noodles...

not finding your boyfriend.

He is not my boyfriend, okay?

You're not even my boyfriend, so just shut up about boyfriends.

[sighs]

I, uh--

I guess I'll go find Uncle Chuck.

Yeah, why don't I help?

-[clanking] -[rock music]

I don't understand!

These new game trails?

-[music turns ominous] -[panting]

[groans]

How, in the space of one evening?

Every sodding deer, west of the--

[screaming]

[thud]

[music returns to rock]

He's a slutty, shorts eating, jerkface.

Have you told him the, uh, depth of your feelings?

Yeah, but I'm not exactly awesome at it.

Besides, we're not even dating.

Do you want to be?

As if!

He's so-- Ugh!

'Cause it'd be okay if you did.

Thanks, Dad.

But for your information, this isn't some type of

sad, boy-meets-girl, I-can-change-him...

No, Nonda, Nonda. I just mean,

even if he's a jerk...

...it's okay if you want to date him.

-But-- -Not that you do,

you know, but... if you did.

[water boiling]

[river water running]

[Branson] I thought you were good at this.

[Tanner] I am good at this.

And we would've come across him by now

if he hadn't veered off.

Could be making loops.

Fine.

Then let's just wait here.

[thud]

So...

...you and Nonda?

[chugging]

Yup.

Do you date much?

[Tanner] No.

Waiting till marriage?

The right person, I guess, but...

...that seems less and less likely.

Nonda's that type.

The waiting till?

The...

[gulps]

...right person...

...type.

Then you're a lucky guy.

Look, I'ma head back.

You coming?

I'm gonna take another loop back

in the other direction and see if I can cut him off.

[synthwave music]

[sighing]

You didn't find him.

[Branson] Tanner's still looking.

-Hey, I'm sorry about-- -I need a bath.

Where's Amy?

-Why do you need-- -I said, I need a bath.

Okay.

-[Branson sighs] -Geez.

Hey, Branson, I'll come too.

[soft rock music]

[cartoony bop]

[Amy] How's the water?

It's fucking cold!

[ladybug buzzing]

How does it see from so far away?

It's so small.

[Daniel] Well, the lens.

It magnifies the subject so I don't have to disturb anything.

I love it.

Yeah, me too.

[Branson] I'm coming out.

Don't look.

-[videotape buzzing] -[chuckle]

[music fades]

Amy?

Danny?

[rock music]

You fucks!

[Nathan] What these fucking kids didn't understand

is that this wasn't a game.

Not like in the movies.

The woods didn't care about their relationship problems.

These woods were hungry.

They were gonna eat them alive.

Literally.

[mouse squeaking]

[music fades]

[water drips]

[groans]

[dramatic music]

[panting]

[groaning and coughing]

[groans]

Help! [coughs]

Help me!

[voice echoing]

[groaning loudly]

[panting]

Oh, you've done it this time, Chuck.

You... [indistinct]

Help!

[music continues]

[match ignites]

[wind blows]

[groaning]

Crawl, you maggot.

[music fades]

[ethereal music]

"Where's Branson" is becoming my new catchphrase.

[Nonda sighs]

Do you think he's lost again?

Help me find him.

He said he didn't want us to look.

[music fades]

Danny?

Take your compass.

[groans]

He's too east.

[chuckling]

Oh, my god...

Is she why you're here?

Actually, I'm seeking a new perspective.

I figured I wouldn't get it being in the same places

with the same people day after day.

Everything's different out here.

[ominous music]

Every day it's colder.

The sun sets earlier.

Things are changing.

Constantly.

Might seem like it all happens at once, but...

...not to those who are watching.

[videotape buzzing]

[hornets buzzing]

Branson!

[grunts]

[swoosh]

[music fades]

Branson, I fucking see you.

[Branson] It's not what it looks like.

-What does it even look like? -Do you have... pants?

[Nonda] On?

Um.

Never mind.

[Nonda] Branson!

Oh, come on.

Admit it.

You wanna hunt the great white snake.

[Nonda] Oh, my God. Stop.

-[hissing] -No.

Ah!

You're crazy!

[indie rock music]

[videotape buzzing]

[chuckling]

[inaudible]

[chuckling]

[footsteps approaching]

Help me!

[Amy chuckling]

-He corrals. -[Daniel] Ah, geez, Branson.

-He strikes. -[yell]

[groaning]

Branson, put me down.

Did you find him?

Hey, did you find him?

[dramatic music]

Chuck, Nonda. Nonda, Chuck.

No, I did not find him.

These hills are crisscrossed

with all sorts of fresh new trails.

Chances are he followed one off too far

and couldn't find his way back.

This is the only one I found that wasn't like the others.

[Nonda] So what are we gonna do?

He only took one bottle of water, no food, no shelter.

You didn't pack him a lunch?

We gotta go out and look.

We didn't make it to the cave yesterday.

I mean, maybe he tried this morning.

Okay...

Here's what we're gonna do.

Everyone grab a yellow poncho, okay?

They're reflective, high visibility.

I don't need any other city folk getting lost.

Let's go.

[zips]

[music fades]

You read me?

[static]

You read me?

Over.

[Stanley] Go ahead, buck.

How's day two?

Chuck's gone and got himself lost.

[static]

[Stanley sighing] Well, you know the drill.

He wouldn't have been able to miss the road.

Little buck and I'll drive it

just in case he got lost enough to think

it's his best chance.

Copy that. I'll radio when we're back.

Over and out.

All right, listen up.

Here's the plan. Nobody's gonna be far and never out of earshot.

Okay? We're leaving camp

in a V formation with me at the point.

Everyone else, fan out in the wings.

If you see anything, let me know.

Okay?

I'll move over.

Everyone else, following behind me.

Got it?

[dramatic music]

Let's go.

You're bringing that thing?

[sighs] Yeah.

Right now, we're just assuming Chuck's lost.

There's always a chance he's in a much hairier situation.

[music continues]

[water dripping]

[panting]

[squeezing out water]

[music fades]

[spitting]

[match ignites]

Compartment syndrome.

Just to relieve the pressure.

[clothes ripping]

-[match ignites] -[swoosh]

[water continues dripping]

[groaning]

[sobbing]

[screaming and groaning]

Oh, God!

Oh...

[synthwave music]

[music fades]

We'd cover more ground if we'd separate.

Are you breaking up with me?

I'm not your boyfriend.

Branson, hey.

What?

I just wanna get out of here, so...

can we focus?

[dramatic music]

[camera buzzing lightly]

[branches crack]

Danny!

Jesus, dude. I have a gun.

Okay, I thought you were smarter than that.

Did you do that?

[music turns ethereal]

[camera zooming]

[breathing shakily]

No...

...we didn't.

[ethereal music]

Amy! Branson, Nonda!

Did you find him?

-Where's Amy? -Oh, is that your new catchphrase?

Look the fuck up, Nonda.

[gasps]

Your dad didn't do this shit, right?

No.

It ain't bear season.

They're mean fuckers this time of year.

Where's Amy?

She has to be within earshot.

Amy!

-Amy! -[Tanner] Hey!

Are you trying to get us all killed?

Are you absolutely sure this wasn't your family or something?

[Tanner] No!

It isn't bear season, faggot.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -No, it's all right.

He's just trying to get his cherry popped.

[Nonda] Stop it!

[music continues]

[Daniel] Amy's fast.

She'd be at the caves already.

How would she know the way?

[Tanner] There's entrances everywhere.

She could've just stumbled into it.

Unless whatever got that bear...

So not helpful right now.

...got her, too.

So we head to the caves.

Together.

Fine by me.

Single file.

Behind me. Let's go.

[camera buzzing lightly]

[pop-rock music]

Alright.

Keep moving forward and fan out.

The entrance is right over these rocks.

[music fades]

But wait for me to go inside.

[Daniel] And you're going?

To the ridge.

If Amy missed this valley, that's where she ended up.

Then I'll go, too.

[ominous music]

No, man.

I don't trust you with that thing on your face.

Then me.

They need you here.

I can see it in your waistband.

-Then I'll go. -No.

You stay with me.

All right, then.

Tanner.

If you ain't back in 20 minutes,

we're getting out of here.

Yeah.

Turn off the safety.

[Nathan] Now, my brother knew a lot about a lot of things.

But women wasn't one of them.

And bampires?

Well...

poor kid never knew what hit him.

[music continues]

[branch breaks]

Amy!

Amy... [chuckles]

What are you trying to--

Hey!

Amy!

Amy, come on out.

We've only got 20 minutes.

Where you at?

Amy.

[deep growl]

[ominous, distorted whispering]

Amy?

[panting]

Amy, come on. Quit messing around.

I know you're out here.

Amy!

[music intensifies]

[stuttering] Amy, if you're just playing--

This ain't funny!

[music fades]

[gunshot]

Was that...?

-Tanner? -Hopefully.

Fuck you, Branson, okay? Fuck you.

I don't need to hear that right now.

Well, fuck you. It's the truth.

What if someone's out here with us?

We need to go back to camp.

-Now. No. -What about--

Fuck Tanner.

Fuck Amy.

Fuck the professor and his monster-fucking--

-[ominous music] -[blood gushing]

Fuck you, too.

-[Nonda] Tanner! -Oh, shit!

[coughing]

She...

She--

She's not--

She's not letting you get out of here.

[blood gushing]

Do you think he meant Amy?

-No, no, It can't be. -[Branson] Fuck!

[Daniel] Here, help me get this thing in here.

[Nonda] Danny, I think he's fucking dying!

Okay, okay.

-[Branson] Is it working? -I don't know.

It’s not a fucking camcorder!

Fuck!

I think I got something.

SOS, Mayday.

We need help. Tanner's really fucking hurt.

-[Stanley] Say again, buck. -[static]

You're breaking up.

You there?

[crash]

[distorting static]

[gunshots]

Go, go, go!

-Wait, Danny! -Go, go!

[indistinct]

[Daniel and Nonda screaming]

[music fades]

[screaming continues]

[static]

[folk music]

Dad?

-Yeah? -I'm tired.

Yeah.

He would've made it out to the road by now.

We're gonna go out there?

Well, your brother wouldn't have rigged up

old faithful for no reason.

[muffled heartbeat]

[coughing]

[ominous music]

[growl]

[screaming]

[flesh tearing]

[grunting]

Hello?

[music continues]

Hello, I'm here!

Hello?

[water dripping]

[sighs]

[match ignites]

My word.

[music continues]

That's no musk deer.

Amazing.

Truly. Ah!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Branson...

please, please, stop.

I just want to protect you, okay?

I know. I know.

Just give me the gun,

okay?

It'll help.

I promise.

We'll protect each other, alright?

Alright.

[magazine clicks]

[Branson] Nonda...

I think I want to date you.

For real?

[Branson] Yeah.

Me too.

-[ominous tone] -[growl]

[screaming]

-[thud] -Branson!

[growl]

[breathing shakily]

-Ah! -[poncho rips]

[grunting]

[inhales deeply]

[music fades]

[water dripping]

[ominous, indistinct whispering]

[cough]

[fire crackling]

[ominous, indistinct whispering]

[ominous music]

[wet biting sounds]

[Nathan] And that's how bampires multiply.

First there was one, then two.

Who knows how many there are now.

They spread like wildfire.

Soon, there won't even be enough forest left

to contain them all.

[water droplets echoing]

[struggling]

[Charlie] Daniel!

Daniel!

[ominous music]

[panting]

[static]

[somber rock music]

Hey, Dad.

-Yeah? -What's the weirdest thing

you'd ever eat?

Hmm. [smacks lips]

I gotta think on that one.

[growl]

What do you think it'd be like?

Hmm?

Being chewed up?

You know, my buddy ate a monkey one time.

Nuh-uh.

Yeah. He said it tasted like a--

-[deer bleats] -[screaming]

[crash]

[Nathan] Now, I've seen a lot of fucked up things in my life,

but when that deer jumped out in front of our truck

-that night, -[door opens]

nothing could have prepared me for what I saw next.

[Stanley] What the f--

Oh...

Wha-- N-- No.

Wha-- Fuck.

Fuck, oh...

[truck cargo door shuts]

[music continues]

[heavy breathing]

[music fades]

[water dripping]

[videotape buzzing]

[distorted voice] I don't remember how I was created.

I don't know what you'll remember.

Nothing.

I hope.

[videotape buzzing]

Ah.

[panting]

Sweet goodness, Daniel.

Are you in there?

Oh-- oh, dearie.

Help must be nearby.

I'll return soon, I swear it.

[groaning]

[suspenseful music]

[water dripping]

[uneven footsteps]

[Daniel] Professor?

[coughing]

Oh, fuck.

[music continues]

Oh, fuck.

[hurling]

[mouse squeaking]

[coughing]

[panting]

[music continues]

Wait for me!

[gunshot]

Okay, [indistinct]

Fuck.

[panting]

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

[thud]

[music continues]

[keys jingling]

[panting]

-[engine struggling] -Come on!

[rock music from stereo]

Fuck!

[rock music stops, eerie music continues]

[blinkers clicking]

[grunts]

Oh, thank G-- [screams]

[screaming]

-[flesh stretching] -[blood gushing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[somber rock music]

[bones creaking]

[young Nathan] What'd it taste like?

[Stanley] Hmm? What?

[young Nathan] The monkey.

[Stanley] Oh! He said it tasted like a squirrel.

[music fades]

[car slowing down]

[Daniel] What a perspective.

[ominous music]

[sigh]

[young Nathan] Squirrel?

[Stanley] Well, it kind of makes a bit of sense, don't it?

-[growl] -[blood gushing]

[tires screeching]

Run, little buck.

[gasping]

-[blood gushing] -[struggling]

Danny!

[Daniel] Nonda?

Nonda?

Danny?

Oh, my God.

I don't know what I am.

[in demonic voice] You're a predator.

No.

[growl]

Don't come near us.

[deep growl]

[gunshot]

[panting]

[yell]

Danny!

I'm so sorry.

[panting]

We are tired of being hunted.

Please.

[bones break]

[music continues]

[gunshot]

[muffled heartbeat]

Nathan?

[panting]

Stay away from me.

[breathing shakily]

-[music fades] -[low growl]

[Nathan] And ever since that night,

it's been pretty much me against the bampires.

[rainfall]

They're home! You idiot.

[upbeat music]

[Nathan] Well, I guess that brings us back to tonight.

There I am, exhausted from protecting

these woods, finally getting some rest.

[screaming]

[distant muffled scream]

[sighs] Damn it.

I put up a sign.

[gun clicks]

Not again.

[coughing]

Let's get you out of here.

[mouse squeaking]

You're gonna be fine.

[coughing]

Believe it or not,

I've seen worse.

And that's my story.

It's not a happy one.

I'm still here, still fixing to die in this damn forest.

And every time I stumble

on an abandoned campsite, a body in the woods,

or another goddamn animal attack,

there's a part of me that knows this world

will never be as simple as it once was.

-[growl] -Oh, come

-on. -[gun loads]

[rock music]

[music continues]

[music ends]