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Why do you lay like that?

Ow!

Because it's a couch.

Well, how's my loser stepbrother today?

Wait.

I can't imagine you're doing great. I mean, you're a fucking loser.

Yeah, I'm doing pretty... I mean, you don't really have anything going for

you.

Thanks for the reminder.

So...

Didn't I say, like, get your leg down?

It's gross.

You're such a fucking loser.

Like, what are you doing?

Why are you not, like, elsewhere?

Um, because I don't have anywhere to be.

That's right.

Because losers like you literally don't have anything going on.

Unlike me, like, trying to see when I'm going to link up with Megan.

And then I've got school going on, like, because I actually have things going for

myself.

Like, what is your plan?

Do you, like, plan to work at a gas station? Like, you're not going to

school.

Yeah, maybe.

Just going to be a fucking gas station attendant for the rest of your loser

life? Yeah, or work at a warehouse, or like... That's so fucking pathetic.

Dig ditches.

And you think you're going to end up with, like, anybody doing that for a

living?

Yeah. Honestly, my real plan is I'm going to find a sugar mama.

Seriously? Yeah. What do you have to offer them?

Why would they give you any sugar?

You're a fucking loser.

My personality?

Being handsome.

Handsome? I can give them massages. I can push them in their

wheelchair.

So you're going for wheelchair vibes.

That's disturbing.

Well, whatever I gotta do, you know?

It's all right time, right place, you know?

I'm gonna hit up that casino and, like, because there's, like, old rich ladies

that go there sometimes, I think.

They're not looking for losers like you.

Well, like, buy a suit or something. They won't know I'm a loser.

A suit?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

You're so pathetic.

oh i'm sorry i can't on artist vibes yeah well not everybody can just be like

a hot girl that like is smart and does good in life okay so

yeah i wouldn't know anything about like your pathetic life always everything i

want yeah i know it's really cool yeah i mean it sucks for you

but what are you gonna do about it clearly nothing

well that's yeah that's what i've been doing lately megan can't hang out right

now that's annoying but why why don't you like why don't you like

be like nice to me for once and like hook me and megan up on a date what the

are you talking about you think my girlfriend megan hot just like

me is gonna want a loser like you

We literally just went. Don't give me a shot.

A shot? I got a lot of untapped potential.

I got a lot of. Yeah.

Future gas station attendant.

Possible scammy sugar baby.

Like, no. I mean, we're both going to school.

Like, every boy in school wants to be with us.

Like, I mean, why would she want you? Like, be for real.

I don't know. Like, like.

i made her like laugh one time when she came over like yeah because she thinks

you're pathetic come on like just like give me a shot i'll like listen when i

get a job soon i'm getting a job soon like i'll give you some money just like

set me up on a date you don't even like the things that like we like you're just

boring and regular

You would never know how to like please her. What are you talking about? Even if

you had a shot.

You don't know that. I'm into all kinds of stuff.

Like I would do like anything.

Anything? Yeah.

I'm cool. I'm like, I just, I'm low key about it.

I'm not going to tell my like sister, like, oh, I'm into all kinds of weird

stuff or whatever.

Okay.

Interesting. So, well, I mean, are you serious? Like you actually want me to

like hook you up? Yes, please. God.

Yes.

she's so hot you're literally so pathetic well i'd have to like actually

make sure that you could do remotely anything that she would

enjoy or find pleasure out of so like okay whatever i want a like hot goth

girlfriend like i really like i'm serious well like get over here and

start stick your tongue out and your feet Yeah, you said you'd do anything,

so, like, I don't know, come lick them.

But they're dirty that you were walking around the house and stuff.

You honestly think I care? Like, you want a shot with Megan, don't you?

Yeah. Then come lick my feet.

Okay.

Yeah.

You're gonna have to, like, do these things if you end up with a hot goth

girl like Megan.

It has, like, dirt on them and stuff.

So, like, clean it off.

At least you could make yourself useful in that way, because you're already such

a fucking loser.

You know, you could clean off our feet. Is that good?

Yeah,

I mean, that's actually not bad.

It's just something weird, of course.

You guys are freaky.

okay you literally said you do anything that you have like all yeah no i know i

totally know yeah it's totally cool like what is wrong with looking feet

it's one way to like really prove

yourself to her you know she loves having her feet

worshiped so yeah no i mean this is cool yeah yeah

Yeah. You actually got a really big mouth. You could just take the whole

foot.

Wow. You really are pathetic.

My God.

See?

I did it. No problem.

And you got most of the dirt off. That's impressive.

Okay, so, like, text her. Like, let's set something up.

Just lay back.

Why? Because, like, that's just, like, the first test.

I mean, I gotta make sure that, like, you could handle what Megan's

into. Like, we're hot goth girls, so, like, open your mouth.

Why? Just open your mouth.

Why? I'm gonna spit in it.

You're just... My sister's spitting in my mouth. That's fucking weird as hell.

You just thought you'd do anything to be, like, hooked up with Megan.

And, like, what do you think we're into?

Okay, okay. We're not boring.

Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Okay.

Swallow it.

See, that's, like, not too bad.

Yeah. No, it's fine.

Again.

i mean it's basically like kissing but way hotter you swap spit anyway

yeah but now like if you're really into her then you'll swallow her spit okay

open your mouth then don't even hesitate like just

swallow it okay it's so hot i swallowed it no it's cool

I have a little bit more of this, so, like, open back up.

Well,

I'm actually, like, halfway impressed with you.

See, I told you.

I mean, so, I think my, like, biggest concern of all of it, though,

like, honestly, you're a loser, but we already know that.

is that you have a small dick like i just have this feeling i don't i don't

losers always have small dicks that's not even true and number one i am a

loser and my dick is big actually it's big do you even like know how to work it

yeah really yeah

well like pull it out so i can see it and like i

feel like you're lying so i'm not sure it's like actually i'm not lying i have

a big dick it's like pretty good size

oh my god it's tiny what the is

that it's not well it's not like hard right now it gets like way bigger ew

that's such a loser penis i mean you honestly think that it's good penis it

gets way bigger yes it gets way bigger it gets bigger i bet it only gets like

an inch bigger i gotta like trim it up you know oh my god well like get it hard

then if it gets so much bigger like show me okay i i will just just give me a

like a minute yeah yeah well like hurry up it's not like i have

all day wait can i like see see what you want to

see like my tits yeah Yeah?

Would that help you? Please? You're so fucking pathetic.

Jerk to my tits.

Oh shit, they're so nice.

So dumb.

Small dick.

Loser. Nothing going for you, man.

You did lick my feet and take my spit. I don't know.

Can I?

Oh shit.

This is a hot goth girl body.

Like, you have to know how to use it and cherish it. Like, come on now.

Is that almost, like, hard?

Yeah, almost.

Just give me a minute.

I'm so pathetic.

Get it hard, I mean, because from what I'm seeing, it looks very small.

And, like, you can't expect to, like, fuck any girl with that small of a dick.

Oh, shit.

Almost there, almost there. Yeah, like...

Oh,

shit. Yeah.

i bet you've never seen a body like this before no no just like on you know like

a video stuff of course i'm sure you like jerked to lots of videos

online yeah okay

look look look it's hard

oh my god

I feel like... See, I told you. It's, like, pretty big.

It actually grew a lot.

See?

Hmm. I mean, for a loser, it is actually, like, not a bad-sized dick.

You know, I just certainly wouldn't, like, pull it out in front of anybody if

it's not hard.

I mean, I'm actually, like, kind of impressed.

See? I told you.

Which is... I was not expecting that.

Wow. Well, I don't know. I mean, I think, like, if you really want me to

hook you up with Megan, like, I gotta make sure you know how to fuck her.

I'm good. It's, I've had sex before.

Yeah, right.

I have, like, well, like, once.

Well, it was like a, you know, it was kind of like a handjob, but. Oh, my God.

Well. It was like a girl.

I'm pretty... It was definitely a girl.

Like, don't you want to impress her?

Like, if you did get that opportunity, like, be able to show her, like, you

know how to take control and use her body right?

Yeah. Well, then, yeah, you need more experience. I mean, you need to know how

to fuck a girl the right way.

Okay. So, like... I guess...

You're gonna have to fuck me, so I know.

What? Seriously? Like, if I'm gonna hook you up with her, then I have to be able

to tell her, like, you know, he's good in bed. I mean, he's a loser, but...

Okay. He knows how to fuck. Okay.

So, like, I don't know. I mean... Okay.

I guess... Oh, shit.

i guess i can suck it and get it wet first okay

oh

don't

get ahead of yourself though like okay

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, my God.

We better not cum.

What? Like, don't cum.

You sound like you're gonna, like, bust your fucking load.

Yeah.

Sorry. You're gonna be able to hold out.

Yeah, yeah, I gotta last a while. No, I can last a while. Sometimes, like, I

jerk off for, like, a really long time.

Yeah, like, well, that's good. You should be able to make Megan cum, like,

multiple times.

Multiple times?

Mm-hmm, before you cum.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna write it now.

Okay.

Make sure it feels good on me.

actually like really deep

yeah

grab my teddies

This stuff sucks you for more than like a couple minutes.

Fuck yeah, like hours.

How do they do that?

They're real men.

Oh God.

Now I can do it.

Yeah, you better. You better not cum.

I won't, I won't.

I know my pussy really wants to make you cum.

Yeah, it does.

But you have to hold out.

I need to cum first anyway.

Thank you.

see i'm doing pretty good for like a loser right um actually like not bad

pussy taste so bad

It's gonna make me cum.

Well, don't fucking cum.

Just, like, fuck me harder like a real man.

Okay, okay.

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah. Harder.

Oh, shit.

Really? Holy shit. Keep going. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Keep going.

I'm good, I'm good.

Hmm.

or something like that.

Not my pussy.

Shoot it straight in my mouth.

Okay. You can't come on my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

That's true.

Make sure you get it right in my mouth, though. Okay. Nowhere else.

So, talk to Megan, right?

I'll let her know that she should give you a shot.

Cool.

But, like, this has to stay between us.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Okay, so I'll talk to her.