Original subtitles

- You came to the party with Jax?

- Of course she did.

- Jax!

If you came alone and want to sit with us,

you're more than welcome to.

- He's not alone.

- Sophie?

- I'm his date.

- You're dating Sophie?

- Yes. - No.

- [laughs]

Come on, Em, I found a great place

near the surf for us.

[chuckling]

- Sophie, we're not dating.

- I know.

You're not green enough for me.

- Then what was that?

- Coach Desdemona's idea.

She thought we should act like we're in love

as practice for the play. - Really?

That's a terrible idea. - That's a great idea.

- Soph, has Katie replied to any of my texts?

- [sighs] No.

Maybe it was a mistake to make her think

we forgot her birthday.

- [scoffs] Oh, come on.

Who gets mad over a little thing like that?

- Oh, hey, I didn't know you'd be here.

- Well, you did threaten to quit the Sharks

if the whole team didn't show up, remember?

- Uh, ha,

I have a hazy memory of something like that.

- Well, I got roped into setting up because...

that happened.

- You might want to pick this up.

- Agh, we're running out of time.

The last light of the Fool Moon is almost here.

Why isn't Emma jealous of Daniel and Sophie?

- Why don't you just cast a love spell on Emma

to make her want Daniel?

- I can't.

"The Chosen One" is immune to love spells.

But once she sees

all the girls chasing Daniel,

she'll realize she wants him back.

I have to make Emma jealous of this guy.

Make Daniel irresistible to every girl

that looks him in the eye.

- Daniel, why--

[sighs happily]

Danny...

why did we ever break up again?

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell ♪

♪ It takes a hold of you ♪

♪ I see my dreams ♪

♪ And they're all coming true ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ You and me together ♪

♪ Look up ahead ♪

♪ There's a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

- What are you talking about?

- Yeah, what are you talking about?

- Us.

I'm so glad we came here together.

- You came with me.

- It's like you said during the storm.

We've never had such a good time together.

- You said that? - I-I didn't mean it like that.

- Do you mind? I'm having a private,

romantic conversation with my boo.

BOTH: Your boo?

- Mm-hmm.

- Maddie, Katie's not picking up.

What should I do?

Send my messenger pigeon with a note tied to its leg?

- You have a messenger pigeon?

- Of course, doesn't everyone--

Hi, Daniel.

- Hi, Sophie.

- We should rehearse for the play...

right now.

The scene with the most hand holding...

and eye gazing

and warm embracing.

- You guys are acting really strange,

and it's freaking me out.

Are you dehydrated? - Uh-uh.

- Did you drink too much ocean water again?

- You're concerned for my health.

That is so sweet!

- Step back, Johnson, he's mine!

- No way, he's mine!

- I'm not either of yours!

- What are they fighting about?

Hi, Daniel.

- Gigi, Diego, help me.

- Maddie, I'm your date.

- [screaming] Back off, Diego!

- She said my real name.

You said my real name!

- [whimpering] Whoa, whoa!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to step on you.

- I don't mind.

Step away.

- I love you.

- Aah!

- Gigi wasn't even a bit surprised

that you just showed up there?

- Yeah, that's what she just said, Sherlock.

- I think something's up with her.

I should talk to--

[overlapping squealing, shouting]

- What's going on over there?

- It looks like a...

swarm of girls.

- What are they swarming over?

- I can't tell.

- They must not realize that I'm way over here.

- Giant-ego alert.

- It was just a joke.

Besides, the only girl that I want swarming around me

is already right here.

- I'm gonna go grab us some drinks.

You two behave.

- You don't fool me.

- I'm not trying to fool you.

- Yeah, but you're trying to fool Emma.

This whole "powerless wizard" charade.

- But I am a powerless wizard.

Where I come from, that's called a "fact."

- Look, Emma might buy your little routine,

but I'm her best friend and an official guardian,

and I don't buy it.

- [sighs]

You know what the first thing I'm gonna do is

when I get my powers back?

Turn you into a fish and throw you into the ocean.

- [scoffs] Oh, yeah? I dare you--

Actually, that could be pretty cool.

What kind of fish?

- Hello.

Uh, picking up an order for Alonso...

Mrs. Alonso.

Oh! Katie.

- Ms. Van Pelt?

BOTH: What are you wearing?

- Well, I had this sudden urge for pizza.

But I didn't have the four and something hours

that I need to do my hair and makeup, so I just--

Um, honey, please tell me

that's not what you're wearing to the beach.

- I'm not going to the beach, period.

- Why?

But all your friends are down there.

- You mean my ex-friends?

I've got new friends now.

This is the real me.

- Katie, I think that your friends

have something special planned for you at the beach.

Mm-hmm. - Yeah, right.

Maddie's been so busy with Diego and Sophie with the play.

It's no wonder they forgot my birthday.

But whatever...

like I even care.

- I certainly hope you'll reconsider.

Now, where is that pizza?

Because I-I really cannot be seen

out in public too much longer without my makeup on.

- Here, allow me.

- Oh!

All righty, then.

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪

- I can't wait for opening night.

Jax is gonna be sorry he messed with Daniel.

- No, Daniel's gonna be sorry he lied to us.

- Technically, he didn't lie. It was--

- Doesn't matter.

Daniel didn't give us all the info, and we soaked Emma.

- That was fun. [laughs]

- Whose side are you on?

- Look, guys, this is our ultimate prank.

And we better not screw it up. There's only one bucket--

LILY: Hello? Desdemona?

- [whispering] Quick, hide.

- What is Desdemona up to?

- Oh! [groans]

What was that for?

- Ugh, it's not working.

I need to amp it up.

My previous spell needs a wider reach.

Expand it to include all the girls on the beach.

- Found you! - Aah!

- Hi, boyfriend.

You making me a smoothie back there?

- I want one, too.

Thanks, pookie.

- That's a dumb boyfriend nickname.

- Not as dumb a boyfriend name as "boyfriend."

- Ugh! - Ugh!

- What is going on?

- Say, "Me and my Gigi." - Aah!

[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh.

- Daniel!

[girls shouting indistinctly]

[girls shouting indistinctly, squealing]

- Aah!

- [laughing]

That's more like it.

- You have to see these amazing selfies

of me and Daniel.

Look how lovingly he's looking at me.

- He looks scared out of his mind.

- He's scared for me,

because all these other girls are jealous.

- And soon Emma will be, too.

[laughs]

- Daniel.

Look how cute he is.

Look how adorable--

- Maddie Winky?

- Mom?

What happened to your... face?

- It's just SPF 300 sunscreen.

You have to wear it when you get old to protect your wrinkles.

- I am not old!

And I don't have wrinkles.

- Sure you don't.

- Why are you here?

- Because I just ran into Katie at The Seven.

And she's all alone thinking she has no friends.

- Yeah, well, we've been trying to get her here,

but she won't answer her phone.

This party is for her.

- And Daniel.

- Oh, yes, and Daniel.

FYI, we're back together.

- No, you're not! No, they're not.

- Oh, Maddie Winky.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Now, normally I don't really like the recycling.

But in this case, I love it.

- No, I'm his girlfriend!

Costars that start dating and fall in love--

it's a classic story.

- So is exes who realize they're meant to be

and get back together for the...

87th time.

- Okay, ladies, can we get back to your friend, please?

Because Katie is all alone at The Seven.

You say this party is for her, and she's there by herself,

looking a little like Dracula's long-lost daughter.

- She's goth.

- Like you.

- [chuckles] Like me.

What are you talking about?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

- [sighs] I'm gonna go find Daniel.

- Listen, Maddie, I don't know what's going on,

even though it seems like some magic-related fiasco

that's making you crazier than usual--

- It's true love that knows no bounds.

- This isn't about you and Daniel.

It's about Katie.

She's your best friend.

- I'm sorry, Diego, but Daniel and I are just meant to be.

- Listen, Maddie, I don't know what spell you're under,

but there's no spell stronger than friendship.

Katie is and...

always will be your best friend.

She needs you.

- You're right.

We have to go get her.

Come on, Soph, let's go. We have to go get Katie.

- But I think I just caught Daniel's scent.

[sniffing] - [sighs]

- Daniel, there you are.

- Oh, no, not you, too.

- Not "me too" what?

- [sighs] I thought you were, um...

Never mind.

- You thought we were pals

who finally realized they want to be more than just pals?

- Oh, no. - Oh, yes!

We're gonna have so much fun together.

What do you want to do first?

Jet skiing, bungee jumping?

BASE jumping!

- No, I--

Yeah, BASE jumping.

Let's do it. - Really?

Oh, I knew you weren't afraid of everything.

- Go get your gear and meet me at the tiki bar.

- Okay.

- Hey, Andi? - Yeah?

- Um, don't tell anyone that I'm here.

It'll be our little secret.

This is way past out of control.

- There you are!

- Yeah, I've been here all day. So what?

- So you have to come to the beach.

- I hate the beach. - No, you don't.

You love the beach.

- The old me loved the beach.

The new me stays away from light sources as much as possible.

- Look, I don't know what's gotten into you--

- I'll tell you what's gotten into me.

You guys ignoring me all week

because you have more important things to do

than hang out with your BFF Katie.

- More important things

like planning your surprise birthday party.

- My what?

- Oh, that's my cue.

[clears throat]

I bet you feel pretty foolish right about now,

don't you?

How was that?

- Well, don't you feel pretty foolish?

- Yeah. Yes, I do.

- We could never forget your birthday.

- Thanks, guys.

[all giggling]

- Oh, I can't wait to get out of these clothes.

[all giggle]

- You coming?

- So I can watch you go gaga over Daniel again?

[scoffs] I'll pass.

- I'm not gaga over Daniel.

- Then who are you gaga over?

Who are you gaga over?

- "Team Daniel"?

What?

- Have you seen my parachute?

- What? No.

And you brought your parachute to the beach?

- Of course I did. Do you not know me at all?

- Hey, Andi? - What?

- [whispering] No, no, no.

- I think I saw your parachute over by the tiki bar

in your other bag.

I'll go get it for you.

- Oh, great, thanks.

Oh, can you get me some sunblock, too?

Daniel burns easily.

- What's wrong?

- Emma? - Yeah?

- You're not in love with me!

- Gee, don't sound so excited about it.

- No, that's not what I meant.

What I mean is, all these girls are after me.

- [sighs] If you're trying to make me jealous, it's--

- No.

I don't know what's going on.

Maddie, Sophie, Gigi, Andi, that weird girl from physics class,

the random girl working the snack bar--

they're all chasing me.

- What?

- I-I--it's like somebody put a spell on me.

- Oh!

That's why those girls were wearing "Team Daniel" shirts.

- They have shirts?

- Who would put that spell on you?

- I don't know. Jax?

- It wasn't Jax.

He doesn't have his powers anymore, remember?

- Right, right, sorry.

Well, if it is a spell,

it has to be broken before something--

- There you are.

Our selfie is going viral.

We need to take more.

Does that face say,

"I am so in love with Gigi,"

or what?

[girls screaming]

- Hey, there you are.

I thought that maybe you'd forgotten where we were sitting.

- No, I-I just need to find Andi's goggles.

- What for?

- I think someone cast a bad spell on Daniel.

- [laughs] Nice.

I mean, so what?

- So he needs help.

- He can figure it out for himself.

- No, he can't.

He doesn't have powers to reverse the spell.

- [sighs] What spell is it?

- It makes all the girls obsessed with him.

- It's not a bad spell.

That's an awesome spell.

I mean--I mean, not that I'd want to be

under any spell like that.

I prefer a meaningful relationships

to dozens of girls

screaming my name...

all wanting my attention.

Girls, please, please, calm down.

There's plenty of Jax to go around.

[laughs]

Emma?

- Back off, everyone!

I've got nunchakus, and I'm not afraid to use them.

- And I have North Miami's 18th most read blog,

and I'm not afraid to post gossip on it!

- [gasps] There is a spell on him.

- Please leave me alone.

- Yeah, everyone, except me.

- No, me.

I love you. - What?

- You're my Shark. I'm your Shark.

We could swim into the future together.

Hand in hand-- I mean, fin and fin.

- Say, "Me and my Gigi."

- What--

- Daniel!

Out of my way, girls!

Katie Love is coming through.

[all shouting indistinctly]

- This magic trick has turned into a huge blunder.

Get rid of the spell that Daniel's under.

- What are we doing?

- Ew, let go of my hand.

- Why do I have so many selfies of me and Daniel?

- Are we wrestling?

Pudding wrestling?

I'll get some pudding!

- I never want to be that irresistible again.

- [laughs]

- Thank you. Uh, you saved me.

- You're welcome.

- Finally, it's done.

- Our best prank ever.

- It's a masterpiece.

- It's so beautiful.

- Can't wait to get Jax. - Can't wait to get Daniel.

- Somebody's gonna get

a prank of a lifetime.

But who?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[kids exclaiming]

- Just one game?

Ten minutes, tops. - Nope.

- Oh, come on!

I helped her bring the TV up here.

It was heavy.

- Oh, not used to heavy lifting, huh?

[imitating Daniel] "Life is so hard without my powers."

- Stop it.

- Uh-oh, Mom's mad.

- Andi, let Jax play.

- [normal voice] But it's my game.

- Yeah, and my TV, my console, and, oh, my room.

- [sighs] Fine, five minutes.

- Wait, but don't go after the zombie in the leather jacket.

He's my...friend.

- But he's a zombie.

I'm going to destroy him.

Did that zombie just open the door for you?

- Oh, that's Phillip, Andi's zombie boyfriend.

- Emma! - [laughs]

Your boyfriend is a zombie on a video game?

- Okay, look, his image might be virtual,

but his feelings are real.

- Oh, I got to tell Miss Information about this.

- What? No!

- Why did you have to do that?

Hey, I'm sorry.

I didn't know he was going to make fun of Phillip.

- I worked really hard to hack that game.

- You did. Months.

- And you know none of the guys we know are my type at all.

- I know.

None of them could keep up with you.

- Exactly, but Phillip can.

I mean, he can do-- - Hey, Andi!

I've got your zombie boyfriend stuck in the farmhouse,

and I'm about to go mental on him!

Ha ha! - What?

Jax, you better not hurt him.

JAX: Oh, relax, he's fine.

I was just kidding.

He's just--

Uh-oh.

- What uh-oh?

- I-I don't know. M-my controller's stuck.

I can't swap out my zombie blaster.

- No, that'll get rid of all the zombies on the screen.

- Jax, open the door! - No!

Look, if you let go of the controller,

it'll make the bomb go off.

- What do I do?

I can't keep pressing the button.

My hand's cramping up.

ANDI: Do something.

- We need to save him from doom, bring Phillip to my room.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Aah!

- Aah!

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪