Original subtitles

Hold on, baby.

We're outta here, baby, don't worry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Fucking keys.

Fucking keys.

Shit.

Sorry baby.

I'm gonna get us out of here.

Start, you piece of shit.

Fuck.

Come on, stop, slow down.

For fuck sake.

Fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Andi, another foot and a half

and you would've taken the mirror off with that sign.

Oh, what babe, I can't hear you?

Are we there yet man, it is hot as balls.

God, damn it.

What is wrong with you?

You know I just got these done?

Fuck sake.

I hope you didn't mess them up.

They're good, they're popping out like they usually do.

What the fuck does that mean?

You know what it-

Shut the fuck up and just get us there.

I'm going,

- I'm fucking driving. - Shit, Cuervo,

you trying to fucking kill us?

Fucking A, bro.

Call Casey back, tell Andi to slow the fuck down.

I need to turn this thing around?

My bad.

- All right. - Huh?

Sorry dad.

You okay, Betty?

Well, I was hoping to die after the wedding, not before,

but hey.

You okay, baby bro?

Affirmative.

Affirmative.

Seriously, 45 over is like a thousand dollar ticket.

How do you know that?

Okay.

Come on.

Seriously. Okay, now you're over a thousand dollars.

Yeah, well that's only if I get pulled over.

Oh, just be a little more conservative with your speed,

I don't want my brother's van to explode.

Well, he shouldn't have brought that piece of junk.

And you weren't conservative with your speed

when you said yes.

Okay.

Boy , it's true.

- Oh. - There he is again.

Knew it.

You are so predictable, bro.

Yeah, so is your fiance.

I'm serious, Case.

Tell her to slow down

or we're gonna spend your rehearsal dinner hitchhiking.

Okay, just tell him that I'm excited

to marry his sister's sweet little ass.

God.

She just said she's excited to marry me.

No, tell him the whole thing, the ass part.

Yeah, no, I heard it,

unfortunately.

Well, hopefully there's a gas station or something,

because I'm gonna need to pull over.

Like sooner than later.

Okay?

Hello?

Yeah, just let us know.

Hopefully I won't have to.

You hung up on her?

A little brotherly love.

Well, that was fucking rude.

Well, I guess I'm

- fucking rude then. - Here we go again.

All right.

Hey, that a new issue?

Yep.

The last part, "Red Tape."

Nice title.

What's it about?

Frank Kane, only remaining member

of The Last Spartans MC.

He's trying to rescue a kidnapped kid

from a human trafficker and bring him to Atlanta.

Sounds heavy.

It is.

He's guided by Spartan Maxims.

Gets visions from the gods.

Total Greek tragedy vibes.

No shit.

What's an MC?

Motorcycle Club?

You know, like Sons of Anarchy.

- Oh. - But with a Greek twist.

Oh, and there's this agent who's not a fan

- of all the red tape. - This is not good.

He helps him.

- If that radiator goes up. - So,

what's all the Spartan stuff then?

We can't tow it.

- Discipline, courage. - What do you mean?

- you can't tow it. - And the world of kick ass.

You guys can't be related, he's too smart.

Oh for fuck sake.

See, there it is.

We gotta stop.

Yes.

I can already see the steam coming out from under your hood.

I can see a gas station up ahead, all right,

hopefully I can make it.

This blows.

Who gets married in the desert?

All right.

I'll get off here.

Okay, here.

You know who gets married in the desert?

Lesbians.

Fuck.

Well, I hope you're happy.

'Cause here we are.

Here we are with this stupid thing.

I told you we should have taken the Porsche.

Well, the Porsche wouldn't fit everybody.

You know what?

That's fine 'cause I wish I hadn't come.

I fucking hate this.

Okay, great.

Great.

- That's nice, nice. - I still have faith.

Okay.

That makes one of us.

Oh, why, you couldn't keep up?

Don't listen to her, baby.

She doesn't mean it.

Baby's older than all of us.

Trouble in paradise?

There's always a volcano near paradise.

My trouble is I just keep taking her back.

Maybe it's a sign.

Yeah.

You think I'm ready to settle down?

I don't know.

I mean, I never saw you as the white picket fence,

2.5 kids kinda guy, but.

Maybe a white picket fence around my shop,

tagged with street art from my kids.

Aw.

Barely a glimmer in your eye

and you're already condoning vandalism.

If they're gonna tag,

might as well be under my supervision.

Oh, that sounds familiar.

Well, look, it worked out for you.

Oh, yeah.

Spray painting garbage cans in the back of a 7-Eleven.

That's sure the gateway drug for fashion design.

Remember mom was like, if we're gonna smoke weed,

we should come to her first.

Too bad she didn't know we already had been smoking.

And then we smoked with mom.

Yeah.

- Mom was cool, man. - I'm serious,

if you're thinking about settling down,

maybe you shouldn't date girls that you meet at your shop.

And then like give 'em a job?

Yeah, maybe.

It's why you're my big sis, I guess.

Now to fix you.

Gross.

I'm going to the van.

Hey, you still gotta pay for that.

Don't worry, we'll pay for that, okay.

All right.

Keep the change.

Thanks.

well, you're not from around here, are you?

What gave it away?

I'm just saying.

If you're headed to Vegas, you're going the wrong way.

There's nothing for you folks out here.

Oh, I know, trust me.

I wouldn't be out here if it wasn't for this little girl

that dragged me here.

- Hi. - Hi.

So how much for these hats?

Oh, for you?

- Yeah. - It's on the house.

- Really? - Yeah.

Oh my God.

Is that any good?

It's frozen on the inside, just like Betty.

Okay, dude. I am joking.

We're amigos, right?

No, we're your fiance's amigos.

Okay, well, mine all died in a car accident.

All of them?

Yeah.

What about your family?

Them too.

Must've been a pretty big car.

- Okay, Betty, what the fuck? - Hey,

hey, hey, what's going on with you two?

Just trying to make sure your girl here

doesn't go Michael Myers this weekend.

Happy Halloween boo.

Trollop.

Stop.

What, I didn't use the B word.

Well, I almost went for the C word.

Okay.

Are you guys gonna behave or what?

I'm the bad cousin, remember?

Grounded.

You're all grounded.

Yes, mother.

Mm.

Sorry.

I'm gonna go wait by the car.

Okay.

Ah-ah.

Make it quick, fiance.

I miss that butt.

Hey, do you.

Oh shit.

Okay.

Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.

No, no, I'm good.

I'm good, I'm good.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

- Okay. - I'm good.

So here we go.

Yeah.

Here we go.

You know I am rooting for you too.

I know you are.

Okay.

Still, it's a small part of me,

that thought it might be me standing up there with you.

Guess I'm off the hook.

What, with that marriage pact we made when we were younger.

When we were 15?

Yes.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Yeah.

But Andi, she seems.

Be nice.

She seems great.

She is great.

She seems great.

Good.

'Cause I'm gonna need you both in my life.

Of course.

Hey, I'm happy for you.

I'm happy for the both of you.

I know.

We'll always be here for you.

I know you will.

All right.

All right.

Come on.

Let's go get you married.

Do you see it?

Look at this.

I mean, is this cute?

Yeah, cute.

Very cute.

It's cute.

Just, you know what?

I just.

- I don't even know. - This again,

are you serious with me right now?

To like make you

- notice me? - It's always the same stuff.

I'm telling you, I'm sick of it.

What the fuck?

It's always the same with you.

Oh.

We're almost there.

Let's go. Let's get the show on the road.

I am so over this trip.

- Got places to be. - And it hasn't even started.

Oh, oh, wait, wait, I think that's it.

Is that it?

This is it?

Ooh, Last Chance Motel.

Oh, here we go.

Yeah.

Last chance to back out.

This is it?

Dude.

Wow, this is what they picked?

Lesbians.

Yeah, Last Chance.

Wow.

What is this?

It's creepy.

This is not good.

Hey, look at this.

What?

Weird, right?

It's just a story.

Where'd they find this place?

I don't know.

You took me here.

Ah.

Welcome to the Great Basin's, Taj Mahal.

You sure this place isn't infested with bedbugs?

I hope the memories come with a black light.

Well, I happen to think that it is pretty charming.

Yeah, Mad Max chic is totally in right now.

Yeah, totally.

It's pretty cool.

Kinda like the neighborhood

from, "Edward Scissorhands," right?

Mm.

Come on, guys, it█s gonna be fun.

All right, since you guys hate it so much,

why don't y'all stay by the car?

Casey and I will just check us in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, hold on.

Put it on my card, okay.

It's a gift from me to the newlyweds.

We don't need your charity, Axel.

Hey, come on.

It's been a long drive, okay.

Come on, let's just go get us checked in.

Sorry.

Nice.

Looks cozy.

They hate it.

I don't care that they hate it.

I love it.

And I love you.

I love you.

After you, babe.

Well, well, well, well, if it ain't the happy couple.

I've been sitting here watching the clock tick,

wondering if y'all got cold feet.

So, who do we have here?

Reservation's under Andi Banning.

Andi Banning.

I know who you are.

You got four rooms, two nights.

Let's see.

So.

Okay, and here, let's see.

I remember, you're in here somewhere.

Banning.

Banning.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, here you are.

Oh, my son must have taken this reservation.

I can barely read a scribble.

You know, they don't teach cursive no more.

Can you believe that?

I see, you're not a big fan of computers either.

Babe.

What in tarnation would I have a use for a computer?

The only thing that works out here

is my trusty record player,

my little darling little record player.

I just love it so much. And thank God it is more reliable

than any of that tech junk.

All right, looks like you have the all-inclusive package.

So, let's get this show on the road.

Yeah.

Well, hi, y'all.

Welcome to the Last Chance Motel,

where the desert meets dreams.

Now, I promise, we might be a little rough around the edges,

but we got heart and stories to tell.

So you leave your luggage here,

I'm gonna take you on a tour.

Okay, yeah.

Follow me.

All right.

So, around the corner, we've got a pool,

but it's dry as a bone at the moment.

So just imagine an oasis.

Feel free to just pull up a chair and relax,

'cause sometimes that's all you need to feel the magic.

Now you've got rooms one, two, six and eight,

that have all the necessities

and a little more character than you're probably used to.

But the showers don't gush, but they get the job done.

And if you find a little scorpion or two,

just think of them as your little room guardians.

Now, our chapel, it got torched a little while back.

Torched?

Yeah.

And so we've planned something more scenic.

And y'all are lucky, 'cause marrying out in the open desert,

well, that's just an experience you can't get nowhere else.

All right.

These are for you.

Okay.

Well, hey, Casey, hold on.

You can't stay in the same room as Andi before your wedding.

That's bad luck.

Well, pretty boy's got a little point there.

But I'm afraid with all the renovation,

we don't have any availability.

But if you want me to lay out a cot in the lounge,

then you can stick to the rules.

Or Casey, you can just room with me.

Sleep over.

Yeah.

Room with Betty.

Yeah.

This will be fun.

All right.

Oh, well, that handsome fella over there.

- Oh fuck. - Is my son Harold.

And he's gonna help you with anything you need.

Right, Harold?

Anything heavy or not?

Oh, thank you, Harold.

All right.

Tomorrow, there is breakfast at 8:00

and the ceremony starts at 3:00 p.m sharp.

And you guys just have fun

and let the desert work its magic.

"Let the desert work it's magic?"

Izzy.

Very good.

Come in.

Hi.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Long drive.

Are you nervous?

Why would I be nervous?

Wait, are you nervous?

You sure you're still wanna do this?

I'm here, aren't I?

Just wanted to make sure you're okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

It's just, I don't know,

you just have a lot of strong connections

with a few people here.

A lot of history.

Seriously, babe.

Didn't think you were the jealous type.

You do know that he has a dick and balls.

Yeah.

It's just, you know, people change their mind.

I love you.

Not gonna change my mind about that.

We're in this together, right?

Yeah.

As long as you're in it.

I was thinking,

do you have a dick and balls?

Should we go check, and we'll see.

I don't.

Ignore it, just ignore it.

Fuck.

Sorry.

What?

Compliments of mama.

Thanks.

From mama.

See, even the good Lord promotes getting drunk

the night before your wedding.

I should go.

Yeah, I guess so.

Hold up.

Leave that.

Yeah.

Might help me with my vows.

Night.

Night.

♪ When will our hearts be together ♪

♪ Please let me know ♪

♪ That string around mine won't let go ♪

♪ So many miles from another ♪

♪ You left behind ♪

♪ Until that ♪

I would like to make an empty pool toast.

Okay.

To my sister.

Ooh.

May she never get divorced

'cause I don't think we can survive another marriage.

Yeah.

You can say that again.

Another toast.

To my best friend.

'Cause why the hell else would I be here?

Family.

Hey girl.

I don't know if you noticed, but the pool's dry.

Oh.

No.

I guess I'll just have to use my imagination then.

Hey, avert your eyes.

I can't.

Now.

- They're stuck. - Yeah, I bet.

♪ And then never stray with me ♪

♪ When to return ♪

♪ I'll count the hours and the minutes ♪

♪ Just passing time ♪

Oh my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't ruin the whiskey, give it some respect.

Like how?

Like this.

- Oh, Betty danger. - Betty danger.

Betty danger.

Jeez.

See, here you go.

Just don't ruin it with that plastic shit.

Thanks.

God, I fucking needed that.

Honestly, I'm surprised we're all here.

Never thought Casey would settle down for real.

Yeah.

It's funny, Cuervo says the same thing.

Surprised she's beating his old ass.

I heard that.

I know.

So, did you and Casey ever hook up?

What?

You know, like get together.

Define get together.

Like.

Babe, Jesus.

- Come on. - What?

Okay, sorry, sorry.

Like make love.

No, no.

Really?

Why not?

You know, Sugar,

Casey's about to get married to a woman,

in case you have a noticed.

Okay, just a question.

Aside from promising to be her sperm donor,

no, we have never been a couple,

as long as we've known each other.

Happy?

You know what they would be like?

They would be like a brother, sister couple.

Different twin beds.

Like, "I Love Lucy."

You could have been like, "I Love Lucy."

Okay.

It just, you looked really comfortable

consoling her back there at the gas station.

Hey, Izzy, let's go.

What?

Past your bedtime.

Come on.

Hey.

Goodnight Case.

Hi.

Goodnight.

The bride-to-be.

We thought you were down for the count.

No, I wish.

What's with Axel.

Besides my date, getting fuck face drunk,

and asking stupid questions.

But I didn't do anything.

Yes, you did.

I can practically feel mom

side-eyeing me right now.

She'd be proud of you.

You miss her?

Of course I do.

Me too.

I think about her at least five minutes every day.

Well, it's a clear night.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe she can see us.

Maybe.

I'm gonna go for a walk.

Get that five minutes in.

You guys behave yourself.

Be safe.

You guys be safe.

Yeah.

Thank you, bye.

Goodnight.

I can be a little dangerous.

Sorry I was being such a bitch today.

I'm really horny.

And that's my cue to leave.

Goodnight.

You scare Betty away now.

You're scaring everybody away.

I didn't scare them.

Don't say that, I didn't.

♪ There's a place out there I should be going ♪

♪ There's a life out there I should be living ♪

♪ But I'm here instead ♪

♪ Lying in my bed dreaming of a life I should know ♪

♪ There's a girl out there I should be loving ♪

♪ On a starry night with the moonlight glowing ♪

♪ I've got to get out of my head, wake up ♪

♪ I've got enough life to share ♪

♪ But I don't want to be here anymore ♪

♪ I want to run wild and free ♪

♪ And go climb a tree ♪

♪ Or be where it's at ♪

- Oh fuck. - Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

- Oh yes. - Fuck.

♪ I've been Timbuktu ♪

♪ I'm off to Peru ♪

♪ I hear it's quite nice ♪

♪ No need to think twice ♪

♪ I'm leaving today ♪

♪ There's no need to stay ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want to be here anymore ♪

One, two, three, four.

Three, four.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna fucking cum.

No wait.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

- Okay I'm gonna come. - No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, wait, no.

No, no, no, no.

Oh no.

♪ I don't wanna be here anymore ♪

Baby.

No.

Baby, I was so close.

Why?

You used to last so much longer with a bottle in your hand.

Really?

Yeah, you did.

- You did. - You serious?

I'm just saying.

- Baby. - Nice.

- Baby, baby. - Nice.

Baby, baby, come on, don't do, come on.

Baby.

Great.

I'll just finish it up myself.

Like I always do.

Cuervo?

Sugar.

Sugar.

Let's do this.

What the fuck is wrong with this TV?

Hey, language.

I got it.

What?

How'd you guys survive back in the day?

Well, we didn't sit in front of the TV all day,

that's for sure.

No wonder.

Mm-hmm.

Oh wow, you look worse than I do.

Yeah.

You seen Sugar?

Why would I have seen Sugar?

Well, I can't find her.

Oh well, you can ask him.

Sweet prince over there has a bit of a crush on her.

I do not.

All right.

Have you seen Sugar?

Why would I have seen Sugar?

Sorry.

Come on.

Lies.

You've seen Sugar.

I'm going back in.

Come on.

- Hi. - Hey, you seen Sugar?

- Shh, she's sleeping, shh. - She didn't come back

to the room last night.

Have you checked the other rooms?

Yeah.

How about your van?

Yeah.

Maybe she took off

- with Fred Durst lurk. - Casey,

I'm not fucking around right now.

- Okay. - Okay,

I've looked everywhere. - Okay.

When's the last time you saw her?

We went to the junkyard and yeah,

we may have gotten in a little argument.

And you just left her there, drunk and alone, really?

No, I thought that she would follow me to the room.

Have you talked to the ex show girl in the lobby?

Have you seen the ex show girl in the lobby?

Come on.

I won't let her bite you.

Let's go.

What'd you say your name was?

Grant, as in Cary Grant?

You certainly have his charm.

Should I?

Ah, I didn't see you standing there.

Sorry.

The girl I came with last night, have you seen her?

Which one was that?

The one with the hat.

The tacky one.

Yeah, you seen her?

I went to bed early.

Beauty sleep.

Do you have cameras?

Oh, well, you guys just saw my best work.

Oh, security,

- security cameras. - Oh, of course.

They're all over the place.

But they haven't been reliable since about the 1990s.

Technology, you know?

They just can't replace film.

Can we take a look?

Well, you can, but they only work when they want to.

Maybe they worked last night.

Maybe your girl's trying to tell you something.

Can you just check the fucking cameras?

Yeah, you guys were partying pretty hard last night

and maybe she went up to Vegas to just keep the party going.

Look, I'm sorry, the wiring, there's a short,

and they just, they haven't worked in like a month or two.

I could take a look for you.

Maybe I can get them to work free of charge.

I suggest that you two enjoy that all-inclusive experience

that you paid for.

Look, you know, weddings have a way

of making certain kinds of people crazy.

Mm-hmm.

And I've seen it before.

As soon as the nuptials are over,

they'll come stumbling back.

But just enjoy the show.

Come on.

I'm sure she's fine.

Oh my God, there you are.

You need to get ready.

I know.

Do you know where Sugar went last night?

No.

Look, man, she had a lot on her mind.

She probably just.

Fuck, I don't know, remember your senior prom date?

What was her name, Tanya?

- Oh Taylor. - Oh yeah.

- Oh God. - Left the prom

and then came back before sunrise.

But she'd already been cheating on you for a month

with Eric Sloan, right.

But she still came back.

The point is I'm sure Sugar

just went up the road somewhere to sleep it off.

She's probably fine.

Now, let's get you married.

Come on.

Oh my God.

♪ Oh yes ♪

- Oh my God, Axel, get out. - Hey.

She's changing.

Yep, I can see that.

You nervous?

No.

Why would you say that?

No, she's gonna be beautiful.

You're perfect.

Aw.

- What do you think? - Full of shit, but.

I mean.

She didn't ask me to do that.

No, Sir.

- All right. - Makeup█s done.

- What do you think? - Fabulous.

Well, don't you look pretty?

Are you ready?

♪ Hey, let's go out and make the rounds tonight ♪

♪ Let's go out and give this town a sigh ♪

♪ You don't need reservation ♪

♪ What we plan to do ♪

♪ It's like a celebration between me and you ♪

♪ This time we're really putting on a show ♪

♪ Believe me, it's the only way to go ♪

♪ And when you think it's over, it's really not the end ♪

♪ So let's go out and make the rounds tonight ♪

Hey, tone it down.

♪ You're the only thing I need to make my dreams come true ♪

♪ So I suggest forget the rest ♪

♪ I just, I want you ♪

♪ I just, I want you ♪

It's showtime.

Oh!

You look so beautiful.

Thank you.

Dearly beloveds, we're all gathered here

at the Last Chance Motel

to witness the wedding of Andi and Casey.

Now, do you both take each other as wives?

- I do. - I do.

I now pronounce you wifey and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

♪ You're the light of lights ♪

♪ You're the love that fills my day ♪

♪ When I talk to you, all my worries melt away ♪

♪ How can I repay all the wondrous things you do ♪

♪ Everything I am feels like more because of you ♪

♪ Everything is you, everything ♪

♪ Everything I see, everything ♪

♪ Everywhere I go, everywhere ♪

♪ You are always there everywhere ♪

♪ As the time goes by ♪

♪ And my days turn into night ♪

♪ One thing I'll be sure ♪

♪ Loving you was always right ♪

♪ If the hard times come ♪

♪ I'll be strong, you'll be my guide ♪

♪ I am not afraid ♪

♪ Knowing you are by my side ♪

♪ Everything is you, everything ♪

♪ Everything I see, everything ♪

♪ Everywhere I go, everywhere ♪

♪ You are always there, everywhere ♪

And now, a special treat from one of Vegas's finest.

Grab my pepper.

What?

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

She got drunk and went to Vegas, huh?

Where's she at?

Oh, the loose looking one?

Wait.

Looks like she got hit by a meteor shower.

Where is she?

Beats me, I just work here.

Axel, Axel.

- Axel. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Axel.

Help, Axel.

I just love weddings.

Axel.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Get in!

Stay down.

Oh God, Bosser, don't let 'em get away.

Don't hurt her.

I think she's empty.

Okay.

- All right, stay here. - No, I'm coming with you.

Okay, stay behind me,

- all right. - Okay, okay.

All right, come on.

Oh shit.

Get off of her.

Let her go.

- Get off of her. - Run Casey, run.

Get off of her.

- God. Get off of her. - Run Casey.

Go, go, go.

Stop, let me go.

Get off of me.

You got her.

Watch out.

Cuervo.

No.

Get off of me.

No.

Get off of me.

Let me go.

Put me down.

No.

Yeah.

Come on.

You come to mama.

Let go of me.

Get off, go.

♪ His hair was white as snow ♪

No, I can't, I can't.

- We can't leave him there. - I know, I know.

Come on, run, run, come on, come on, come on.

Shh.

Ah.

♪ Here comes the bride ♪

♪ Big fat and wide ♪

♪ Where is the groom ♪

♪ He's in his dressing room ♪

♪ Why is he there ♪

♪ He crapped his underwear ♪

Hey, girls.

Will you be little dolls and sit up straight

when I shoot you, so I don't damage those organs?

What?

Oh.

I just heard little wedding mouse.

What?

Andi.

Okay.

Come on, come on.

Are you hungry tonight?

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry.

Look who came to dinner.

You didn't think I was gonna let you

have all this fun yourself, did you?

No.

Help me with this sack of shit.

Come on.

Axel.

No.

Yeah, here's a good one.

No.

Welcome to your dream.

No.

Betty?

No.

Don't you fucking touch her?

Axel.

Fuck.

No.

Shut up.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

I'm gonna call.

Move.

Okay.

Find the keys.

Find it.

Okay.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I can't find it.

Don't you fucking touch me.

Stop, stop.

Help.

Hello.

Okay, we need help, somebody's trying to kill us.

Please send someone.

They're killing all of our fucking friends, please.

Don't fucking touch me.

- No. - No.

Just let go. - You fucking psychos.

Hammer meet the knee.

Be quiet.

Don't you fucking touch her.

Wait your turn, pretty boy.

Yeah.

Here's a freebie for you.

Yeah.

No.

No, no.

Please, can you send help, please?

Yes, we're in the lobby.

I don't know the fucking address.

Hey.

You know what?

Watch this.

Watch this.

You crazy bitch.

Yeah.

Don't say shit, gag this fucking bitch.

Yeah.

We're at Last Chance Motel

off of Highway 15.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

I don't know the fucking address, please.

Come on, come on, come on.

Give him another.

Yeah.

You fuckers.

Stop.

God damn that hurts, don't it?

Guess what?

Yeah.

Let's get the fucking tongue.

Yeah.

Tongue.

- Tongue, tongue. - No.

- Tongue, tongue. - No.

Tongue, tongue, tongue.

- No. - Be quiet.

- Tongue, tongue, tongue. - No, no, no.

Get ready for something in your mouth.

Now squeal little pig.

Spin the wheel.

Spin the wheel.

What's it gonna land on.

Kidney.

Let me do it.

Yay.

Watch it.

- Oh it's gonna hurt. - Watch it.

What's the matter, your booboo hurt?

Hello.

What?

Hello.

Fuck, fuck.

Come on, come on.

The line went dead.

Okay.

Okay, it's okay.

Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.

Okay.

We may not have the keys, okay.

But we have this.

Oh God.

I know.

- I know. - Oh God.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

I got you, I got you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me, look at me.

Casey, Casey, look at me.

I have you, okay.

Okay.

Look at me, you're fine, you're fine.

You're gonna lock yourself in that room

and you are not gonna open that door

unless it's me or the cops, okay.

I got you,

I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you, okay.

I love you okay.

I love you.

Lock yourself in there, okay.

Lock the door, Casey.

Hey, don't eat that?

You work too much.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, perfect timing, mama.

We just spun your favorite.

Baby maker?

Hey, wait, where's that other one?

Already put him on ice, mama.

Good boy.

All right.

Woo-hoo.

Oh, decisions, decisions.

Well, oh, baby boy.

We got cock and balls, huh?

Cock or balls?

eenie, meenie, miney, mo.

Catch a ball sack by the toe.

If I rub it, then it grows

Mommy, that's the size of a Tic Tac.

You fucking whore.

Oh baby I hit gold.

Let's go get them bitches.

Oh God.

Oh my God.

Come here you little frisky.

Oh.

Hey.

Andi.

Oh, Andi.

Oh no.

Hey, hey.

Go run, run, run.

- Ow. - That's for earlier.

Let's take her to mama.

Here we go.

Oh baby.

Looks like the after party started.

Surprise!

So what, you just brought us here to slaughter us all?

Well, what can I say, it's a family business.

Family?

Wait, you know these fuckers?

Wow.

You really haven't figured it out?

This right here is my mama.

And these other idiots are my other family members.

So what has the last year of my life been?

Just some sick fucking ploy to get me here?

Yeah.

I thought we were gonna spend

the rest of our lives together.

I really do love you, Andi.

Hey, stop.

Aren't you a little bit curious?

Aren't you gonna ask me why?

Ask me why.

I don't give a fuck.

Andi's baby daddy, he came to me with this idea,

way back when.

He said we can live for a whole year

off the organs from one body.

Well, now with inflation, it's more like five bodies, but.

Is that true?

I really did love you.

Oh, honey,

love don't keep the lights on.

You bitch.

You just killed my fucking brother.

Oh my baby.

Why won't you fucking stop?

You don't even have enough bullets for us anyways.

You don't even know how many bullets

are in that thing, do you?

Give up already.

You don't have to stay here.

Why don't you just come home with me?

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go home, Case.

What does that even fucking mean to you, huh, home?

This is my fucking home.

Oh God.

Look what you did to my beautiful babies.

Look what you did to my babies.

You never stood a chance.

My little Andi was always gonna pick her family.

Fuck your family.

I guess now I don't have to deal

with a shitty mother-in-law.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

You shot me.

You fucking shot my face.

God damn!

You made me kill my brother, again!

Oh fuck.

Really, a fucking cake?

Surprise.

Yeah.

Choke on that bitch, choke.

Andi, what the fuck?

Sugar.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck , fuck.

Here comes the bride.

Fucking bitch.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

What?

What, you don't want me no more?

Huh, huh?

Hello.

Hi, I need help.

I need you to send someone right now.

I'm at The Last Chance Motel.

Please, she's coming.

Stop.

I'm sorry.

I am sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I am sorry.

I,

they made me do it.

I'm sorry, okay?

I love you.

I'm sorry.

Morning, princess.

Fuck is this?

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this?

Where am I?

It ain't that bad.

Maybe I should have left your friends here,

so you could have seen what my family did to them.

Now that?

That was scary.

I mean, you saw the videos?

I thought you would have figured it out by now.

You know, I like the old saying,

love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life.

You're fucking sick.

Oh, that's the spirit, Case.

Yeah, I got to admit,

after everyone I brought here,

I never thought it would be you

who would put up a fight like this.

Aren't we all full of surprises this weekend?

Yeah, well, I guess it's time to finish

what my family started.

Now being the fighter you are,

I think you're gonna set me up nicely

with the prices I'm gonna get from your pretty little parts.

Fuck you.

I think we're past that part of our relationship, wifey.

Now usually I like to take my sweet little time,

but I am tired and you just killed my entire fucking family.

I guess we're even, bitch.

You little fucking cunt.

Crude.

But like I said, I'm beat.

Do I get a last request?

Sure, Case.

Consider it my wedding gift to you.

Why me?

Why you?

I noticed the xannies on your nightstand,

the first night we hooked up.

Once I got a glimpse of how fucked up you really are,

it was a slam dunk.

Oh, poor little Casey.

So misunderstood, so much anxiety.

Bullshit.

You're just as fucked up as me.

I mean, you think you're better than me

because you pop pills to numb yourself.

But me,

I took charge.

We took charge of our shitty circumstances,

unlike your pathetic little ass.

Last request fulfilled, Casey.

Consider this our divorce.

Casey.

Why won't you fucking die?

You first.

Stop and put your hands up.

Freeze, drop your weapon now.

Drop your weapon and put your hands above your head

where I can see them.

Please help me, she's trying to kill me.

Drop it, now.

Ma'am, put your hands behind your head now.

Last chance.

I never thought I'd find someone

who truly saw me, all the pieces.

Good, bad, scared, stubborn.

But you do.

And I promise to never stop choosing you,

no matter how hard life gets.

You know, I used to think

love was supposed to feel safe,

but you, you make me feel alive,

and I would take that any day.

I promise to fight for you, to bleed for you,

if I have to.

♪ When will our hearts be together ♪

♪ Please let me know ♪

Fill her up?

♪ Must be why my ♪

Right to the edge, please.

♪ Let go, let go ♪

♪ So many smiles from another ♪

♪ You left behind ♪

You, you seen her before?

She comes in same time every week.

Orders the same thing every time.

Cries her eyes out, tips well.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

You know what's wrong with her?

No.

She keeps to herself.

You need more creamer?

No, I'm good.

I think I might go try to crack that shell.

Good luck with that one.

Hey there.

Looks like maybe you need a shoulder to cry on.

This was a bad joke, I'm sorry.

Well,

offer still stands.