Original subtitles

How much is Luma?

Two cents, four, six

How much is it?

I mean what I said

I am going to ask Uncle Kuei

Don't move

This is not shrimp dumpling, you can't eat it

Uncle Kuei

Shrimp, how do you have time to be here?

Why are you so happy? Has your father died?

Yes, my father is dead

Sorry, Uncle Kuei, I didn't know

You go home first

I'll take care of your father's funeral

Uncle Kuei, quick, three pieces of clothes

Why? Rush to die

I am in a rush

Three pieces of clothes

Uncle Shau, a blue lantern please

How much?

Twenty cents

Lantern

Camphor tree box made with paper

No, I wanted a blue lantern

No, don't have it, go away

Uncle Shau, he wanted a blue lantern

Let me help you

Thanks!

I thought you can't hear

Why did you speak so loud

Wife, come down, it's dangerous up there

Let me help you with that

Let me take care of this

You are too stupid

I can handle it easily

Fine, take care

Third closet

Tien Kuei, be careful

I know

For you

Tien Kuei

Da Kuei, are you alright

I am so comfortable

Are you out of your mind? Stand up

You frighten me

The blue lantern is over here

What? Did you hurt you back?

I am fine

Da Kuei, be careful next time

Help me to get some paper money

Sure

Uncle Shau, you are so busy today

Ask Yuen Kao to help

Yuen Kao, come and help, Yuen Kao...

Uncle Shau

Yuen Kao is upstairs

Upstairs

Hurry, you're hopeless

What are you doing again?

Let me help you

Forget it, go to the counter

let me take care of this

Yuen Kao, come down and help me

Done

I just created a small generator

I need someone to test it

Uncle Shau, why are you here?

Right, why am I here?

Uncle Shau, did arthritis hurt you for a long time?

Not hurt, but big hurt

Same, come...

I had created a machine

which can heal your disease

Come, be gentle with it

What is this?

Light bulb?

What kind of bulb?

This red color should be on the bottom

The black one is on the top

Be careful, wait until the light is on

Your arthritis will be off

Don't drop it

No way

It won't hurt

I don't want to take other's advantages

You didn't take any advantage on me

I like other people take advantage of me

Then, pretend you take advantage of me

That sounds fine to me

Don't regret

Come

What? How's the feeling?

Com... comforting...

What? How's the feeling?

Fantastic, it's so comfortable

Great

Uncle Shau, don't cheat me

I can't describe it, you try it

Really good

Uncle S... h... a... u... you cheat me

Kid, though I am old

But I am not dumb

Father, we had passed over The Ridge

When will we arrive Chang Cha Kau?

Shall we pass through Hsin Hua Village

just like the poem mentioned

Their local wine taste great

I did ask you but you said no

Why are you in hurry this time

Eighteen years, since you have grown up

Bring you to pray to your ancestors

And visit your aunt

Father why you never corresponded with them

Looks like you get a bad mood today

You always talk more than I did

Why you changed your habit today

Father, please talk

I am bored, why don't you speak?

Father, tonight we are going to have rabbit

Catch you

Hsiu Shuan

What's wrong? Father

Come back if you can't

They run too fast

Fine, let's go

Over there

Father

Hsiu Shuan, quick

I thought we have rabbit

I am so hungry

Father, are you hungry?

Father, why do you answer me so quick this time?

When did I answer you?

I had asked you only three times

You had just answered me

You had nothing to eat, you talked too much

Father, can you smell it?

Not just smell it, I can see it too

What did you see?

We are lucky

Better ask the owner first

No need. They are generous

It's called politeness, go ask first

No need, they slept already

Go and ask

Hsiu Shuan

Father

It's dead

What the hell are you?

Since I am here, you should avoid me

You are going into a big trouble

You are in big trouble

You ruin my face today

How can I get around anymore?

Be careful, this ghost is powerful

Red jacket ghost

His Shuan, come back

Father

You didn't even notice my dad is here

Can't you smell it?

Father, let me do it

Father

You can't, Ready...

Father...

You finally get the revenge

Don't be pretentious, put it down

Let's get on the road

It's late, stop that crab

Have a cup of Gin shin tea

Want to get a better health

Get a shower and go to bed early

Wake up earlier

You son of a bitch

I haven't see you for a month

Don't ever try to touch me

You won't expect me to do the job myself

Wife, where is Yuen Kao?

I don't know, might be at the back yard

What are you doing here?

Trying to fix this

Take good use of the well

Dumb, there is no water in this well

Why put this over here for nothing?

Look at you, so dirty

Let's go to sleep

Father, come, come

I am chatting with my son

Up to you two

What?

Father, let me show you something

Good stuff

Where did you steal this?

I borrowed it

Father, help me

Master

What?

Water is ready, you can bath now

I see

Water is getting cold

I don't care to have a cold bath, I won't die

What are you looking at you won't understand it

What is this big one for, to fry the rice ?

Mr. Johnston taught me

John... what?

The foreigner you hired taught us science

Help me get an English name, Ringo

Don't you remember it

I see

What the hell you're doing?

This one is called

the receiver of the air from the universe

When it rotate

It will collect all the good spirit from the universe

Don't you know that

It can collect that much that way

Why don't you let me try it

Sleep now

Have the god be here

Help my power to go against the ghost

The lamp of the god guides me

The kindness of the village people,

send the ghost home

Up

Shit, the wok was broken

What the hell is this kid doing?

Last time almost burn the house

what about this time?

Yuen Kao...

Wife, forget it

It's late, go to sleep, forget about him

Why stop me, look what he is doing?

Yuen Kao, come down...

Forget it, clean it up

You had spoiled him

I am not going to clean it up

I...

This kid is out of his mind

I better give him a lesson today

Shit, the received is gone

Working for nothing

It's late, you didn't go to sleep

I never saw you before

You don't live here

Ghost, I just see a ghost

It hurt

I am not dreaming, it's real

Where are you? Come out

Father

You are sure dead

What?

What are you doing last night?

Did you discover anything last night?

Ghost?

Where?

Upstairs

Mother

Nothing, I am in trouble

Wife...

I am teaching my child, don't stop me

You stupid, what've you learn all these years

Do you know you are a thief

if you take something without asking the owner

What thief? I didn't take anything

Didn't you steal the wok

I am going to kill you

Showtime

Did you?

I didn't steal it, I borrow it

Right, he didn't steal

Who did you borrow it?

I can't find Fifth Master

I just used it first

That's call steal

Mother, I'm wrong

As long as you admit will be alright

Just pay him back that will solve the case

Why wants your wok?

That wok stayed with him for 20 years

Don't you know

Everybody in this temple

is waiting this wok to cook

You don't want you face, I want my reputation

You son of the bitch

I am going to teach you a lesson

You have study for nothing

You dare to steal again...

Don't hit him, it hurts me too

You dare to beat me up

You went too far

Mother...

Don't yell, just hit me

Fine

Right

Wife, I didn't mean it

Son, I can't protect you this time

You stop over there

Mother...

Don't move

Until this one extinguish

Show's over

Uncle Shau, help me to turn it off

Me again

Harder

Quick, almost there

Great, it is off

Thank you, Uncle Shau

Luckily I am strong enough

So you are very strong?

Won't let you leave until this one is off

Uncle Shau, help me once more

This one is even longer than my life

Uncle Shau

Ready to eat

Uncle Shau, don't leave, Uncle Shau...

Uncle Shau

Ah Kuei, ready to eat

Father

Don't ask me, asks your mom

Father

Didn't you hear

Father

Why are you here? Where is Shau?

Working over there

He gets enough for his fault

You have spoiled him, it's all your fault

You give everything he wants

Wash your hands, ask Uncle Shau come here

Ask Uncle Shau come to eat

I'll bring you to aunt Chuan's place to have fun

Get up

I am so tired, I can't get up

Son, have a cup of wine

Master, cheer

No... I can't

Sir, Hsiu Chin is here

I never seen such a pretty girl before

I am here the first time

Son of the bitch, don't tool me

Quick, have a drink with Master Kao

Master Kao

Chin, my child t is in your hand now

I am going to give him lucky money

Of course, he is a virgin, you are professional

I like it the most

Father, no

Don't, you will like it

You will beg me to bring you here every night

Give it back, father...

Don't scream now, wait until later

Father, I don't want it, Hsiu Chin...

Come, you don't like me

No, you misunderstand me, I am not...

I didn't mean it, don't get me wrong

I am just kidding

Father, I can't

Don't worry, I am here

What are you doing here, get out

Kid, don't worry, I wait for you here

No, please, give me a way, I beg you

Come on

He is old enough, he can make it

Chin will teach him if he doesn't

Come here quick, quick

Wait a minute

Then quickly

I am faster, every time

You kid enjoyed it so much

Now is my turn

Sorry, Chin, I didn't mean it

Next time

Stop

Mother, what's up?

Turn over

What is this?

I don't know

Where have you been?

Yi Hung Garden

Who brought you there?

Father

Why he brought you there?

He taught me to be an adult

But I didn't make it

How about your father?

He is working hard over there

I will cut off his limbs

How can you cut them off with your bare hand?

At least bring a rod

Da Kuei

Father is in trouble

Generator

Why? Will it explose?

Uncle Shau, help me

Why are you here?

Come down

Where have you been all day?

Go to sleep after the bath

Yuen Kao

Who are you looking for?

I am looking for Yuen Kao

Da Kuei went to aunt Chuen's place

I just came back

Where do you want to hide now?

Father

You son of the bitch

How dare you betray me?

Your mother caught me at Auntie's place

And you brought a girl back to the house

No

You dare to say no

It's a ghost

Father, listen to me, she is a good ghost

Why do you date with a ghost?

Don't stop me

Father, father, don't do it...

Wife, stop her, she is a ghost

Father

Get away

Father, I beg you, don't beat her

she is a good ghost

You dump kid, you lost your mind

She didn't fight back

Isn't it the best prove

Even she is a good ghost

we can't leave her in this house

Why?

Yuen Kao, our ancestor had a rule

We can't raise ghost in the house

Mother, if she's kicked out from here

She will become a wandering ghost

Father

I am not as kind as you are

Mother

Your mother is even worst than me

Do you say you aren't a kind person?

That's fine, give your son a hand

Mother

What?

What does it mean sending the soul?

There are many ways of doing it

Our way is Golden Wheel style

When your father is collecting the spirits all over

Ask the God, with the broken bridge

The ghost's soul will back to the her world

Then she can have her new life again

Wife, are you ready?

I am ready, let's do it

With the spirit all over

Ta Chi and the god listen to my order

Give me the power

Give me the power

Have the real god come in front of me

Broken bridge, up

Are you alright?

Impossible, can't be

Your body too weak

don't even say that

You went to that Chuen place

I think you can't even walk

Father, what shall we do now?

Ask your mother to check with the spirit

Yuen Kao, bring some of her hair

She had lost her soul already

Dumb child, where did you find her?

Over the well there

She is from the Dark Hell

Her original soul must fell to the bottom

Had to go down and find it

Father, get down and find it

You are asking your father to get kill

Do you know

The Dark Hell is hell dangerous

There's little chance getting out alive

Even it is dangerous, but I'm not afraid

The problem is I'm lack of confidence

If my elder-brother is here will be fine

Master

Prepare my event, let's begin

Remember, lift me up before it burns off

Get it

Be careful

Slowly, be careful

It's there

Hold tight

Mother, father is so heavy

Punishment again?

Be careful, hold tight, don't lose it

Uncle Shau, what are you doing?

Mother, quick, thinks something

Pull your father up

Sure

Da Kuei, hand over here

Wake him

Father, father

Mother, why is it like this?

Her soul is back

How about father?

Father, Da Kuei

Don't yell, throw the rope down

You were in the hell's gate at July fourteen

While traveling thru time and accidentally

strike down by the lightning

Yes, madam

Father, send her soul back where she belong

Dumb bell, it's not that easy

Had to wait until the night

When all the guards are off duty

The closest date is Mid-Autumn

Father, that's easy

She can stay here until that date

No way, ancestors' order

We can't have ghost in the house

It is because our ancestor afraid

of us using the ghost to do evil things

Now we are doing a good thing

Mother

No, help the ghost, this is good thing to do

Please help me, madam

Miss, ancestors are reasonable people

Doesn't like Da Kuei

Uncle Shau

Stop

Let me tell you first

I'll lock you inside the silver pot

You can only come out after the sunset

Don't let the neighbors see you

You will scare them

You must leave when Ghost Festival come

Thanks, madam

Get up

You can stay if you don't want to leave

No, you must leave

No way, stop bargain

You don't have the right to bargain

Da Kuei

Should I re-consider who I am?

Hsiu Shuen, we're here

It's busy

Dad, come on

Dad, hurry

Call me when you want to have rice

Shu Wen is very nice

What a nice girl

She can cook and looks very pretty too

It's ideal to be your daughter in law

You want to die

No you, I am

I can't wait that long to die

When I am dead

Shu Wen can use my capsule to reborn

Then she can marry young Master, right?

Good idea, Uncle Shau

Yuen Kao, call her Honey now

Will it work?

Have soup

Miss

Have soup

Master

Have soup

That's not perfect, how about this...

Have soup

I was thinking...

Drink

I haven't finish...

Drink the soup

Drink

Dad, where are we going after meal?

I have to pray for our ancestors

Still early, let's get around

No, we had to buy some gift for them

from the shops around

Let me clean the house

Waiter

Coming

Check, please

Tell me, what do you think of Mun?

Master, you raise me since I was a kid

You should know how I feel

Of course I know, I had a question to ask you

Please

If Mun did something wrong in future

Will you forgive her?

I won't mind

Master, why do you ask this question?

Because in my mind

You are the best choice to marry my daughter

But I had a problem

Please tell me

It's about Mun

She was pregnant for three months...

Who is the father?

If you really love her

You shouldn't ask

What do you think?

Think carefully and tell me

You better consider it

Master, can I leave now?

This Immortal Sword is the symbol of our clan

Is pass down from our ancestor

I am going to give it to you

What are you doing, sir?

Nothing

Your daughter is have a quarrel next door

You better take a look

Show me

Everybody, come and have a look

This is a cheating shop

don't buy from them

They cheated me a lot of money

They are used to do that to everyone

Don't buy from them

let me tell you...

Don't be nonsense

Our shop is famous for

Cheating

Father, this fat guy is a cheater

Brother

Brother

We haven't seen each other for 8 years

No, 18 years

18 years?

You are still alive

If I die, who take care of your funeral

Father, he is the guy you told me about

Your fat and useless younger brother

Be polite, he's your Uncle

Uncle

What, you get only a girl

So no son to cry in your funeral

Da Kuei, who are you talking with?

Mun

Brother, haven't seen you for 18 years

You still look so handsome

You still look so pretty

You are so pretty, auntie

She looks like this all the time

Mother, shall we go?

This is my son Yuen Kao

Come and meet your uncle

You are the Uncle whom

mother talks about all the time

Nice to meet you

Good, your son is so big now

I am Hsiu Shuan

My name is Yuen Kao

Why do you drop by here?

I just pass by here

So we took Master's ashes back home

We can pray to him together

Wait until we pray to our ancestors

You can teach me Kung Fu

No, Uncle is very busy

He has to leave once he finishes praying

Don't even have time to eat

I'm OK with just a meal

Leave after the meal then

You can stay here for a few months

Great, then you can teach me Kung Fu

You are right

But why are we standing here for?

Go

Good

Please

Uncle Shau, over here

Do you still remember him?

Long time no see, Uncle Sam?

This is Tien Lung

We haven't seen for eighteen years

I see, I am 25 years old

He lost his memory

Don't treat me as a fool, what do you want?

Uncle Shau, some tea for us

Have a seat, I'll wash the toilet for you

I'm old now. Memory getting worse

Let's go in

Where is your luggage?

In the motel

Da Kuei, go buy some food with Yuen Kao

The reason you come to me is

to collect your debts I owned you 18 years ago

Father, seems you don't like Uncle to come back

Father...

What are you looking at. Don't know me

You are good

Master used to said that also

But I had a question...

Mun was pregnant for three months

Who is the father? Is the elder brother

If you really love a person

You should never ask

Yes, I am wrong

What do you think?

Master gives me the gift

Must be the best, and perfect

Thank you for your kindness

But she was pregnant for three months

You won't mind

I am so glad

that I become a father without hard work

Thank you, master

What?

Congratulations, it's a boy

Is he healthy?

I never seen such a healthy child

So strong

Does he like me?

Frankly, not even a bit

Better than you, more handsome

Father, are you alright?

Father

Why are you here?

I go shopping with you

You don't have to go

Finally, a family reunion

Wait, I am the master of the family

Of course I am the first

Da Kuei, today is praying for ancestors

According to our ages

Of course Brother is the first to go

The last time you're here was 18 years ago

You're really loyal to our master

We did it every year

Mother, what does it mean?

This is the ritual of our clan

Father, what does it mean?

The higher means better reputation

Kneel longer means more sincere

Can you do it like this?

Of course I am the expert by means of weight

Now is your turn

This is not a silly game

It means nothing to jump or knee

The most important thing is sincere

You really mean it better than anything

Kneel down doesn't mean you're one of the family

Father in Law I missed you

For 18 years

I take good care of Mun as I used to

I want to find a best quality wood

What do you need it for?

I had caught a Red Jacket ghost

Want to burn him off

On the top of the roof is the best wood

You earn your living by capturing ghost?

Yes, my Dad kills many of them

But how about good ghost?

Good man can become bad

It's the same with ghost

Besides, human and ghost are different

It'll cause troubles if it stays in human world

My father will kill them all

Your father don't understand the truth

He is cold blooded

No need to be kind to them

What? What happen to your eyes

Look

What?

Up there

Try something

Quick, do something

Don't you see

What?

I am afraid to tell the truth

Don't be afraid

I saw Grandfather's eyes is blinking

Looking at you

Master, I didn't come to see you for 18 years

Please forgive me

Please forgive my father, he didn't mean it

Wife, think of some way to solve

Try something fast

What's up?

Some smell

Smell? No

Time to eat

Sir, your car is back

Please check

Red Jacket ghost really smells sting

I can smell him from here

Why did you leave for so long?

Don't you know me?

Your have a weird smell

I don't, you do

Yuen Kao, follow me upstairs

Da Kue is crazy, just leave him alone

Father, are you looking for me?

Don't ask, just kick me

What?

I ask you to kick me

Kick there

Harder

Shu Wen, are you alright?

Yours son of the bitch, kick so hard

Father, stop nonsense

What shall we do with Shu Wen now?

What? Tell her not to come out anymore

Father, think of something

Hide her in the silver pot

Don't come out until Uncle left

No, Uncle gets an excellent noise

He can smell her

I had think it over, hide her pot

Behind that Red Jacket ghost's

His smell can cover hers

Father, is there any other way?

Sure

What?

Let your Uncle capture her

Just take it easy

That's fine, it makes no difference

Cold water is here, clean it yourself

Sure

Uncle Shau, add some more hot water

It's too late, Madam ask Tien Lung wash first

He can wash with cold water

Won't die with that

Add some hot water into cold water

Warm water is the best for shampoo

Do as fast as possible

Sorry I caught it

Sweet soup, thanks

It's hot, be careful

How about cold shower, good for you

You look good

Father's face is red as burned iron

Your father is upgrading his internal power

Sweet soup, where is my Gin shin soup?

I don't have time

Why are you so busy?

I am cooking the lotus soup for Elder brother

Thank you

Why is he wearing my sleeping gown?

You had two of it

Share one for him is fine

Shall I let him sleep my bed too?

I am going to sleep with my god-son

God-son

Right

He likes Yuen Kao so I let him to be his God-son

Drink slowly, I had to work

Drink

Don't stare at me

Mun still remember I like to drink this

It's worth for me to dream of her for 18 years

What?

Father, what?

Soup is too hot

Great

Father, am I getting better

Sure, very good

God-father, you sword skill is very powerful

I have never seen it before

My father has another set of skill

You want to see it?

Of course

Beg my father

God-father

Sure... you two move over

Good

You are very concentrate on him

Great

Wonderful

I never use my stick to play with Uncle

for 18 years

Watch out

Da Kuei, stop that

Elder Brother don't mind if I hit him

Are you for real?

Are you afraid?

I am afraid you will lose

I couldn't stand you ever since we're students

A hero don't hit bare handed

Good, pick it up

I will

Watch out, Fatty

You need more practice

My fist is larger than yours, I can beat you

It makes no difference

Why don't you fall?

Good

Careful

Don't need your help

You said it

Right, I...

See, you can't even get close to me

You are out of your mind, my turn

Stop please, will you?

You said we would play with weapon

I don't want to fist fight with you

Forget it, he's narrow minded as usual

You serve Madam for a very long time right?

Am I treating you nice?

Don't worry, I'll pray after you die

You have a good heart

Electric heart

I ask you

This is not the right vegetable

Listen careful, answer as I ask

And tell what you know exactly

Can I ask you now?

I am waiting

Is Yuen Kao my son?

Is Yuen Kao your son?

My son?

Not yours

I see

Why are you sweating?

Here

Look you are asking for help

You are so smart, I'll tell you frankly

So pretty and nice

Stop you sweet talks

Just tell me the truth

Let's talk over there

Come on

Let me tell you something

There is a fat, a small, a female

and an old bird

Forget about that old one

He's just a tenant

This family had been living so happy

and peaceful for years

That's good

But the fat bird starts to worry one day

Why?

Because a thin bird come with a female bird

And stay in the same nest

Here comes problem

You are afraid this thin bird will stay forever

You are so smart

I think he shouldn't stay

Thank you

But he can't leave now

Why?

Because the female bird want him to stay

He can't go

Why does she want to?

Don't you remember their relationship?

The lady bird love the thin bird

Before she married the Fat bird

It's a pity if the thin bird stays

May be the thin bird wants to

get something back he left behind

He was a loser to the fat

But this time he decide to take it back

I guarantee he can't get it

Don't be too sure

It all depends on that thin bird

I am asking you whether the thin leave or not now

I have told you already, no

Just ask Mun

What's the problem?

Who is leaving?

Nothing, he thinks I may be busy

and ask me what time will I leave

Don't go I haven't seen you for such a long time

I won't let you go

If you dare to ask him to leave

I am going kick you fat ass

Help me taste this

See, none of my business

I can't help it

Father

Uncle

We are going to have an outdoor opera later

Do you know what is the program?

Killing the couple with anger

No, it's Butterfly Story

Go, let's eat

No need to wait, lets do it now

Try this

It's too hot

Hot?

How is the taste?

Wife, how can you sleep so well?

Don't you have me in your heart?

Let me test you

Mun, I am Tien Lung

Mun, your sweet heart is here

Are you mad?

Go to sleep...

What should I worry about?

I treat them so nice for the past 18 years

They won't be too mean to me

I am afraid she still love him

Don't forget when she married you

She was pregnant for three months

What does it mean?

Don't give up, fight against him

No, No

I never win over him ever since I was a kid

You are so terrible

Aren't you shame to be a man?

No, I am a man

But I am not a straight man

No... I mean I'm not a strong man

Fine, don't yell

It won't have any result, go to sleep

You are bothering me

Of course I can't sleep

How can I kick them away?

No way to do it

Why should you bother?

Just take good care of your own wife

How much?

Six cents

Here

Thanks

Wife...

What? Da Kuei, what are you doing?

My heart hurts, wife

Heart is on your left, why there?

It just jump over there

Nonsense

Please massage it

Stop your strange noise

It comes when I feel comfortable

Stupid

Wife, more

I hope you will treat me like this forever

It depends on how you treat me

I know you won't leave me

No matter what happens

That's hard to tell

Husband and wife are just like birds in sky

They will separate when troubles come

You won't marry someone else again

I won't refuse if someone wants to have me

You don't feel well

His heart hurts

His lungs hurt too

Come, let me see

My hearts' on fire now

Heart's fire?

Since he's too narrow minded

It's fine now

You are so smart

Pray for me after I ease you off

Where have you been?

You just give him a way to heal off

You had to practice it slowly

Your internal organs are out of balance

He's too hot and need to cool down

What shall I do?

Sit down

Come, sit

Don't know it is right or not

We had to sit together

Then heart to heart

Wait, your heart is not here

Hand to hand

Clear

Are you ready?

Now, you are cured

Tien Kuei, you are fine

You are so great

It hurts

Hurts means you are alright

I am going to use the acupuncture

He is afraid of this

Really, hold him

Come, lie down

What's up?

It hurts

Very hurt?

Of course

Really hurt

Really hurts

Fine, let me stop your pain

Quick, it's great

So goodbye

I had to go first

Be careful

Master, meal is ready

What? Are you cold?

It's a gift from Tien Lung

Don't take advantage from others

Da Kuei, is it beautiful?

Do we look like a family?

Gift from God-father, everyone had one

How about me?

I know you are allergic to the animal's skin

So I didn't buy yours, sorry

Forget it

Let's eat

Stand over there

So many dishes

Mother said you are first time

to have mid-Autumn festival here

So she ask the cook to prepare a few dishes

that Uncle likes to eat

Chicken, and the crab soup too

Like a shit, who will eat that?

Da Kuei

Every dish is fine to me since

They are from the heart of my dear sister

Come, have a drink

Thanks

We always pour our own drinks

While we were on the West front

And the wine is the sheep's milk liquor

Really?

Unlike here in the Mainland

We drink with large bowl over there

Over the face

What did you eat?

You won't get use of those foods

We ate raw animals

So you ate together with their shit

No wonder you smell so bad

Da Kuei, you...

They also have strange custom

If they have the guests

They will ask their wives to sleep with the guest

Over here, the guest only sleeps with pig

You want one too?

Lets eat

Are you bore over there?

No, we sing and dance all day

Really, can you sing?

He sang very well when he was young

We sang together, you remember?

Really...

Can you sing a song with my Dad?

No, I forgot

Please, sing a song

Don't be shy, mother

Mother, please sing

Sing, please

Let's sing a few lines

I only remember a little

Which one did you remember?

The one to become the butterfly

Let's sing that song

You must lead me to that

Sure

Great!

Handsome man

Pretty lady...

Great

Stop!

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Nothing

Stop pretending, after you step into my house

No more Gin shin tea, no hot shower

You wear my clothes, drink my tea

And not a dish on this table

are prepared for me

This must be your trick

Come on, eat

Shut up

Forget him

Forget about me, enjoy your family reunion

Now you are happy

What are you talking about?

I don't understand what you mean

You should know what you have done

Don't bother about him

He is out of his mind

Luckily his son doesn't like him

Since he is not my son

Sure he doesn't like me

You...

Master, I don't understand what father means?

I tell you

Your mother was pregnant for 3 months

when she married me

Your mother had only two men in her life

I am not your father, who will be?

What does he mean?

It's all your Grandfather

He wants to test who treat me better

Asked me to pretend I am pregnant

Don't give me that shit

this child was born two months earlier

He was an early born. You can ask Shau

Don't shout, more dishes

You like to eat this the most

It was not ready just then so I brought it out now

Don't change the subject

Won't cheat me with this trick

You dare to tell me the master cheated me

He cheated you

Didn't you said Yuan Kao is not born from me

Of course not you, but our lady

Can you born a child?

What else do you want to ask?

I... Nothing

Wife, I... Wife...

Uncle Shau, do you really means it?

Sure, I just pretend to know nothing

You think I am a real idiot

Eat, eat

Father, what's the matter?

Long time ago, I...

I was so ashamed of myself

Hsiu Shuen, pack up our luggage

Father

Let's go

Wife, don't leave

Get lose

You don't even trust me

after eighteen years of marriage

No, I trust you

I was thinking too much

I am too suspicious

I am too smart, I think too much

It's because I love you

You are so frank

Right, I am so ashamed of myself

How can I say such shit?

Please forgive me

You kneel before a woman, are you a man?

It doesn't matter to knee my wife

Because I love my wife so much

I am hurt

I knew you are so cold against me

But you are hot to me inside your heart

Stop dreaming

Don't lie to yourself

you said you make nice food for me

Now the soup is ready

Smells so great

Don't play with me

I am not pretending

You won't mad with my dad

No, I'll see you when I have time

Sure, I'm your God-son

Right, I nearly forget the Red Jacket Ghost

Hsiu Shuen, bring it

Hsiu Shuen, let me do it

No, the Red Jacket ghost is not dead yet

It is dangerous

It's not nice for a girl to go up there

Let me take it

Wife, huck huck

Get away

It had been a month already

No

I don't care, I want it

Be careful

For you

Father

Don't yell

Shu Wen, don't be afraid

She is Hsiu Shuen, my Uncle's daughter

Don't shout, she is a good ghost

Father...

Don't shout, I said she's a good ghost

Father...

Father

Let's take a look

He called for you, not me

Go

Uncle

Who is this female ghost?

She won't hurt people

Go away

Uncle

Uncle, don't hurt her

She is a good ghost

Get away

What are you doing?

Why do you hit my son?

How can you raise a ghost?

You have no right to talk

Let me explain

Don't say that much...

If I can't have a ghost in the house?

Then what about the dirty pot you take

What is it?

Red Jacket ghost

So ugly

Father...

Get my weapon

Father...

Yuen Kao...

Wife, sit down, what's wrong?

Dad

Showtime again, sleep now

Are you alright?

Off the fire

Father, don't chase, come back

Done, peace again

Bar-B-Q over here

Please help me

Put it there

Forget me while you had nice food

All you know is eat

Hsiu Shuen, have a cup of tea first

You are really a nice ghost

You just saved my life

I'll beg my father to help you

Thank you, Hsiu Shuen

Don't be too happy

Your father is very stubborn

Mother, will he be like that?

He won't, your father will

Same old trick

He's back

Father

No night snack, go to bed now

Shu Wen...

Hsiu Shuen

Father, kill her for me

Wife...

Shu Wen...

Yuen Kao...

Yuen Kao, are you alright...

He's cursed

Everyone will scare of this

Let's go

Brother

Go

Let's go together

Why are you so stubborn?

Yuen Kao, go

Yuen Kao, go

Careful

Yuen kao...

Father, I am alright

Where is Master's hair pin

Wife, where is it?

At the back

Hold for me

Grap my breast

Sword with the blood, to kill the devil

Power on me, master

I can't hold it

Da Kuei

Up

Quick, stop him

Stop, if you do this

you will destroy Shu Wen's soul too

I don't care

If I don't do this, we will get killed

Father, help Shu Wen

Take her from there

Done

Yuen Kao...

Father...

I am fine

Let me heal your wounds

Shu Wen...

Da Kuei, Shu Wen is in danger

Lotus with the lion's roar has the soul come near

Father

Have her sit down

Father, please

Lotus with the lion's roar, all the soul be back

Smells stink

Of course, it's bladder's fluid

No, it's a boy's urine

You dare to let me drink your urine

It's not mine, it's Uncle's

It's his

Right

Virgin boy's urine

You are a virgin

Stop laughing at me

I told you, Yuen kao is my son

My own blood

Father, you are a vir...

Then I am not your daughter

When I was headed to West front 18 years ago

I picked you up on the road

It was snowing

you were covered with a blanket

The trees are all frozen

That's why I named you

Father, I am not your real daughter

You treat me so nice

I never treat you that nice for the past years

Make you angry

Dad

Don't cry

Wife, what's wrong with you?

Mother

I feel sick and omit in this few days

Let me take a look

No need, she was pregnant

Pregnant?

She was pregnant after you stay here

What do you mean?

Let me finish my line

I mean the guest didn't come

the host comes first

Fatty, you really think fast

Of course, I am not Uncle Shau

Talk behind me again

You can hear me with that tiny voice

I am only twenty five, I am not deaf

Great, what a wonderful Mid-Autumn

Red Jacket is extinguished and

Mother was pregnant

Uncle has help Shu Wen to extend her soul

Don't be glad although I have extended her soul

Her soul and body has to combine in 36 hours

Otherwise her soul will vanish

To cast the rivivtal spell

We must join forces

Hands together, all the power together

The spirit all together

With the gods of the heaven

Please rescue Shu Wen's soul

Human and ghost both are Kindness

To help Shu Wen's soul

Light up the lamp to guide her

Go ask your mother, is your dad here?

Mother, is father here?

Right, he walks so slowly

Uncle said push the bamboo boat out first

Sure, let's do it

Quick

You don't have to wait for me

Jump, you are trouble

Back up a little, check me on this too

Good, let's sail

Look, you break the sail

I can blow it

Can't stand you

Let's push

It's late, let's sail

Right, time is late, let's go

Stop your nonsense