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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:05,005 Woman: So, uh, what are you doing this weekend? 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:07,007 Woman 2 (over phone): Nothing. What are you doing? 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,802 You wanna hang out? 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,304 Woman (on phone): Sure. What do you wanna do? 5 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,264 Man: Can I speak to your manager please? 6 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,475 Man 2 (on phone): Oh, definitely. I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,686 ‐Okay? ‐(Muzak playing over phone) 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,648 Man 3: Grandma, you can't say that. 9 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,149 (sneezes) 10 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,485 That's racist. That's always been racist. 11 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,571 ‐Woman (over phone): Hello? ‐Jordan: Hello, this Roger Relay Services. 12 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,742 ‐You're using a sign language interpreter. Is this Becca? ‐Becca (over phone): Yeah. 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,247 Hi, Becca! This is Kylie. 14 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,291 We met the other night at the party, remember? 15 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,044 Becca (over phone): Oh. Hi, Kylie. How are you? 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,881 It was really great to meet you the other night, 17 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,009 and you seem like a really creative person, 18 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,346 someone that would be a great fit for the Plethora community. 19 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,848 I wanted to help you get started. 20 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,684 Becca: Thanks, but I don't really think 21 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,310 it's a good time financially. 22 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,812 I don't wanna waste your time. 23 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,564 Oh, well, just to let you know a little secret, 24 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,858 there will never be a good time. 25 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,611 I have a question for you. Do you like your job? 26 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,655 Becca: Not really. 27 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,949 Kylie: Do you feel like they pay enough? 28 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,410 ‐Becca: No way. ‐Kylie: That's how I felt. 29 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,787 I felt the same way. 30 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,789 Do you feel undervalued... 31 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,751 underappreciated, watching all the other people 32 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,461 succeed around you? 33 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,798 So, tell him that I want to rule out 34 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,550 Epstein‐Barr and mono, 35 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,177 before even saying the words chronic fatigue 36 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,762 because, uh... 37 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,764 Alexi (voiced by Jordan): Just talk directly to me like I'm here. 38 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,725 Oh, right. Uh, well, um... 39 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,894 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): When I first started in this Plethora business, 40 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,188 I felt the same, I doubted myself. 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,565 Can I do this myself? 42 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,275 ‐But you know what? ‐Becca: What? 43 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,402 Kylie: I was not alone. 44 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:54,823 Plethora is made up of people who are like‐minded, 45 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,660 like you and me, and they wanna succeed. 46 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:00,996 (mutters): Fuckers. 47 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,582 No amount of money in the world is worth 48 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,459 our family being separated‐‐ 49 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,253 That's from my journal. It's my private property. 50 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,088 Ex‐husband: Your journal was in my house. 51 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,883 ‐My life has been fucked up since you left us! ‐You wanted me to read it. 52 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,302 Ex‐wife: You can't read my stuff! 53 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:19,890 Pip! He walked in and saw you making out with Harry. 54 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,642 Ex‐wife: What the fuck were you thinking? 55 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,477 ‐He's only five! ‐I didn't know Pip was home! 56 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,062 Kylie (voiced by Jordan): You can make so much extra money. 57 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,981 I made $10,000 last month, 58 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,274 not to mention perks. 59 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,401 Becca (over phone): Oh, the perks? 60 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,820 Yes. 61 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:37,824 This year, I qualified for a car, 62 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:41,828 ‐and a Plethora luxurious vacation‐‐ ‐Wait, hold on, wait. 63 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,206 The interpreter just has a question. I'm sorry. 64 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,058 ‐Sorry, interpreter's back. ‐Kylie: Yes, it was a luxurious vacation 65 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,352 where I was swimming with dolphins. 66 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,271 Yeah, wow. 67 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,982 Jordan: So, here's what I'm gonna do. 68 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,777 I'm gonna send you an overnight sample pack today, 69 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,904 and you'll receive it tomorrow! 70 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:19,741 And then, you can sit with the products overnight, 71 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,952 and we'll follow up with the next steps. 72 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,829 How does that sound? 73 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,455 Maybe next time I see you. 74 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,875 Well, why don't I just send you a box 75 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,836 of one of these products tomorrow? 76 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,712 Please don't send me a box. 77 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,006 Why can't you just be a sister and support me? 78 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,050 Sister: Jordan, because you're a fucking mess! 79 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,760 Mm‐mm! 80 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,430 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,225 (dogs barking) 82 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,023 (smooching) 83 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:55,819 ‐(knocks on door) ‐I'm so excited to show you. 84 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,821 Okay, you're gonna love this. 85 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,614 I can't wait. I'm at the edge of my seat, man. 86 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:03,577 I'm sorry it's taken so long. The paint took a week to dry, and... 87 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,121 Fomo! Fomo, look! 88 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,749 It's like looking in a mirror. 89 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,376 Wow, man. 90 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,462 Veterinarian: I‐I was worried about the eye. 91 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,132 But I think it works. What do you think? 92 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,427 (Fomo whining) 93 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,720 The Guy: Uh... 94 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,723 What do you... Do you like it? 95 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,433 Aw, it's okay. 96 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,060 ‐Cool. ‐I mean, I... 97 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,980 No, it's... cool. Cool. 98 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,648 Cool! 99 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,609 Cool. (laughing) 100 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,569 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 101 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,904 ‐Okay. ‐Okay, okay. 102 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,615 No, you don't have to... like it... 103 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,034 or... anything. 104 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,953 ‐Okay. ‐All right. 105 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,498 I'm gonna write one for antihistamine, twice a day, 106 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,334 and I'll also write one for a nasal spray just in case 107 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,711 ‐the sneezing continues. ‐The Guy: Well, listen, man, 108 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,506 ‐uh, thank you for... ‐Thank you. 109 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,342 that, and, uh, take this. 110 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,885 Here, just take it. 111 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,179 Y‐you don't‐‐ you don't have... 112 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,556 ‐You don't have to like it. ‐No, I do, man. 113 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,185 ‐I was experimenting with, you know, different stylistic‐‐ ‐I mean... 114 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,771 it doesn't really look like her. 115 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,439 (Veterinarian stammers) 116 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,275 ‐It's the feeling of her. It's, you know... ‐(Fomo whining) 117 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:21,947 ‐(Fomo vocalizing) ‐Veterinarian: What's going on? 118 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,573 (Jordan humming) 119 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:27,035 ♪ ♪ 120 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,461 ‐(knocking on door) ‐Oh, come in! 121 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:37,921 (door opens) 122 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,173 ‐Oh. ‐Hey! 123 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,383 (door shuts) 124 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,681 Want! Mm‐hmm. Okay. 125 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,683 ‐Thank you. ‐No, you just said "fuck you." 126 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,894 ‐Thank you. Thank you. ‐Oh. (chuckles) 127 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,106 Do I... I have edibles, yeah. 128 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,316 No, no. Do you want something to eat? 129 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,985 ‐Oh. ‐Yeah? 130 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,822 ‐Uh... ‐I have the perfect thing, this bar. 131 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,740 This company, Plethora, has changed my life. 132 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,492 You have to tell me what you think. 133 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,703 ‐Okay, yeah. I got your text. ‐It's delicious. 134 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,205 Maybe I'll try it later. I'm not hungry right now. 135 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,500 ‐Oh, okay. Yes, do. ‐I'll try it, I'll let you know what I think. 136 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,210 Okay, what can I do you for? 137 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,796 Uh, well, I'm... 138 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,090 pretty stressed, I'm, uh, I'm not sleeping. 139 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,010 Um... just‐‐ I have, like, you know, 140 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:29,264 ‐muscle pain here, here... ‐Oh! Well, I got a CBD balm 141 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,600 that... everyone's got this, but so do I. 142 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:35,020 ‐Oh! ‐That's 30 and 60 for the eighth. 143 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,355 Oh, ouch. All right, I'll take both. 144 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,190 ‐Okay. ‐Yeah. 145 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,943 Having a party? 146 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,571 Jordan: Uh, sort of, not really. 147 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,781 It's not very crowded yet. 148 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,242 ‐(intercom rings) ‐Oh, hold on. 149 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:53,580 Maybe that is my first... customer. Hello? 150 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,291 Man (over intercom): UPS. I got a package for 3B. 151 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,294 Jordan: Oh, send it up. 152 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,214 What do you think? 153 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,300 It's good, right? 154 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,969 Chewy. 155 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,430 It's chewy. 156 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,140 It's chewy. 157 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:16,227 ♪ ♪ 158 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,606 (quiet chattering) 159 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,734 Woman: We're gonna need another ice cream! 160 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,653 ‐Jack: This looks great. ‐Woman: Yeah, I like it. 161 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,404 Jack: Yeah, it's cool. It looks good. 162 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,491 Jordan: ...the nutritional benefits weren't alone good enough, 163 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,202 I mean, the perks, the perks, yeah. 164 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,830 I have my eye on this Mediterranean cruise, 165 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,416 and I think I'll get it once I hit all the targets. 166 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,585 I'll be going soon. 167 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,713 Okay, so, um, uh, this is not gonna be approved. 168 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,424 The icing is a little, it's not over the‐‐ 169 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,051 It needs to be over the line. 170 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,928 Do you mind doing it again? 171 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:54,474 (scoffs) Don't throw it until the end of the shoot! 172 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,519 What is it, someone's first day? 173 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,104 Jack: Hey! I just heard from Martha. 174 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,774 Uh, she says the CBD Christmas cookies don't look delicious. 175 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,111 And she doesn't wanna do the spatchcock turkey how‐to anymore. 176 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,570 Instead, she wants to do the perfect 177 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,115 leftover turkey sandwich as a "Good Thing." 178 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,616 Okay? 179 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,035 Make it nice or make it twice. 180 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,415 ‐Photographer: Good, good, good. ‐Jack: Okay, it's getting there. 181 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,584 Just enough mess, perfectly imperfect, okay. 182 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,671 ‐I'd love to get going on this. ‐I think it needs more mess. 183 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,840 It just needs to look more real. 184 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:30,260 ‐Where's Alexi? ‐Jack: Where's Alexi? 185 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,347 Hi. Uh, 186 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,350 it looks great, um, but, uh, 187 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,561 can we get more drama on the left side of the sandwich? 188 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,688 Uh, more big crumbs. 189 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,356 Oh, yeah! Sure. 190 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,233 ‐Jack: Great. ‐Thanks. 191 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,364 Jack: Yeah. On the left side there. 192 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,615 Uh‐huh, mm‐hmm. 193 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,452 Could we swap out that weird crumb 194 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,287 for one that's more poetic? 195 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,125 ‐Jack: To the left! ‐Woman: To the left, to the... the left. Left, left, left. 196 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,502 ‐The left, the left. Our left. ‐Left. 197 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,879 ‐Our left. ‐No, not that one. 198 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,839 ‐Jack: Of the sandwich. ‐Woman: The one behind it. 199 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,758 Alexi: This one? That one? That big one? Yep. 200 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,802 ‐Jack: That's it. Yeah, that's great. Bingo. ‐Woman: Yep. That's great. 201 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,388 (sighs) You know what, maybe it was better with more crumbs. 202 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,725 Excuse me, you know what? Now, the ice cream's melting. 203 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,437 Oh. Hey, you what? I'll... I'll eat it, 204 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,105 if that's okay with everyone. 205 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,692 Woman: ...that napkin right there, the flowing linen is just... 206 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,861 ‐Yeah, that's a little much. ‐Jack: Oh, that's good. 207 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:33,031 ‐Thanks. ‐Okay. Let's get our shot off, please! 208 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,033 ‐Hi. How's it going? ‐Hi, Martha. 209 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,659 It's going good. Yeah, real great. 210 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,787 ‐Martha: Turkey sandwich. ‐Mm‐hmm. 211 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,747 How do the hands look? 212 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,374 You know, would you really wanna accept a sandwich 213 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,418 from hands that look like that? 214 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,420 ‐Kind of unfriendly. ‐Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 215 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,964 ‐It looks like a claw. ‐I think you should switch them out. 216 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,132 No problem. We can do that. 217 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,511 Just need a new set of hands. 218 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,389 ‐Who's that? ‐Oh, Jordan. She's our‐‐ Hey, Jordan! 219 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,891 Yeah, um... 220 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,976 ‐Do you like her hands? ‐Martha: Yeah. Yeah, her hands are nice. 221 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,395 ‐Yeah, yeah. ‐I mean, they look more normal. 222 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,481 ‐They're not so thin. ‐Right, right. 223 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,608 Would you mind jumping in for this, 224 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,485 uh, for this photo shoot? 225 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,529 ‐Martha loves your hands. Yeah. ‐Me? Oh, wow. 226 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,989 ‐Thank you. ‐Jack: Really good hands. 227 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,283 Wow, um... 228 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,120 ‐I'm the interpreter, so you‐‐ No, no. ‐Martha: That's okay. 229 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,205 ‐Jordan: You could ask him. ‐Martha loves your hands, so‐‐ 230 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,165 You can just go to makeup, and, yeah, 231 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,335 it'll be real quick. Oh, yeah, it's important. 232 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,171 ‐Yes. Yes. Definitely. Oh my gosh, ‐Jack: Great! Great! 233 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,382 she's my interpreter. Up to you, use her if you want. 234 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,052 ‐Okay, hurry, hurry 'cause we wanna get this shot done. ‐It'll be, yeah, super fast. 235 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,929 ‐All right, I'll do it. ‐Jack: Great. 236 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,180 No, but her hands are good. 237 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,598 Otherwise, I think I would take 238 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,350 a few of those crumbs off the plate. 239 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,727 Yeah. Can we get some crumbs off the plate? 240 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,608 Martha: It's like using men's arms in pictures like this with hair. 241 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,278 Jack: Yeah, people don't want it. No. 242 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,530 Absolutely. No, her hands are the best. 243 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,699 Martha: And she doesn't mind, does she? 244 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,200 Jack: No. 245 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,167 This feels so good, you have no idea. 246 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,712 ‐Oh, good! ‐Oh my gosh. Yes. I could sit here all day. 247 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,672 Have you heard of the company Plethora? 248 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,342 ‐Uh... ‐They have such great moisturizers. 249 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,637 ‐These are the leftovers, yes. ‐It's the best part. 250 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,724 ‐You always have a party the next day. ‐Yeah, exactly, 251 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,059 with all your real friends. (laugh) 252 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,896 All right. Are we ready, Jordan? 253 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,982 ‐Oh. Oh yeah! ‐We're ready for you. Great. 254 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,693 ♪ ♪ 255 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,528 This is my first time, so sorry. 256 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,781 Woman: Okay, you ready? Take a breath. 257 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,116 Good, all right, right there. 258 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,118 ‐Jack: Hold it there. Terrific. ‐Three, two, one. 259 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,786 Very pretty. 260 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,166 ‐What do you think? Oh really? ‐Truly delicious. Mm! 261 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,751 Now, this should've been the cover. 262 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,461 Why didn't we shoot these? 263 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,006 ‐Oh, well... We can, yeah. Okay. ‐Let's! 264 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,593 ‐No hard feelings? ‐Of course! It's all good. 265 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,054 (indistinct) 266 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,767 ‐Oh. Thanks... ‐I hope it helps. Let me know. 267 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,727 Bye, Jessie, thank you. 268 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,523 Hi, Martha. Excuse me, thanks. 269 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,318 ‐I just wanted to say thank you. ‐You are... 270 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,320 ‐Jordan, the interpreter! Yeah! ‐Oh, oh, the hands! 271 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,906 ‐The hands, the hands. Thank you very much. ‐Yes, the hands. 272 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,868 Oh, thank you, no, no, no. And I‐I really don't wanna take up 273 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,371 ‐any of your time. Yeah, I know you're busy. ‐Kind of in a rush. 274 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:30,124 I just recently had a change in my life and it's just... 275 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,169 been incredible. Have you heard of the company Plethora? 276 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,546 ‐No, no. ‐It's this incredible, incredible company. 277 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,923 It's changed my life. 278 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,509 It's, like, they have these beautiful supplements, 279 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,637 Endura skincare, and Enthralla... 280 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,723 ‐(indistinct) ‐The‐the‐‐ just the philosophy and everything. I mean, 281 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,558 obviously you don't need because you have such‐‐ 282 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:48,726 Y‐your skin is just so beautiful. 283 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,104 ‐Uh‐uh! ‐What do you use? 284 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,188 It's so creamy. 285 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,941 ‐So anyway, I just know... ‐Jesus. 286 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,734 you have a lot going on on your plate, 287 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,028 and you're, uh, overqualified 288 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,239 to be a sales rep. Sure, 289 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,366 and you're Martha Stewart and everything... 290 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,909 ‐(indistinct) ‐but I have these supplements. 291 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,577 ‐Oh, it's okay. I'm okay. ‐Are you sure? 292 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,080 ‐Yeah, I'm good. But, good luck. ‐Okay. Yeah, thanks so much! 293 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,083 And we could form a partnership even, if you're interested. 294 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,626 (door opens, shuts) 295 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,878 Or not. Maybe. 296 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,048 ♪ ♪ 297 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,810 (mumbling) 298 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,863 (door shuts) 299 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,698 (indistinct chatter) 300 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,908 (chatter ends) 301 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,710 (sigh) Fuck... shit. 302 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,920 (cane rattling) 303 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,719 (indistinct TV chatter) 304 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,888 Here we go. 305 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,730 (door opens) 306 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,734 ‐Ellen: Hello! ‐Victor: Hey. 307 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,153 Birdy. 308 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,238 ‐How was your day? ‐Victor: Oh! 309 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,033 Glad to be home, let me just say that. 310 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,620 (sighs) 311 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,372 ‐Hoo! Hi. ‐Hey. 312 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,917 ‐Hey. (kiss) ‐Hi. 313 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,627 What's that? 314 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,504 This? Oh, it's a pizza cutter. 315 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,632 (chuckle) We‐we already got one of those. 316 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,842 Oh, but this one is way cuter. 317 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,887 ‐Ah. ‐And, and it's sharp. 318 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,556 ‐Ours was getting dull. ‐Oh, 319 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,058 ‐okay. ‐All right. 320 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,852 ‐I need to lie down. ‐Okay. 321 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,521 ‐All right? ‐Let me help you. Here‐‐ 322 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,356 ‐Oh no, I'm good. ‐Need your cane? 323 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,608 ‐No, I was close. Thanks. ‐All right. 324 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,488 Ellen: No, I know, I know. I really liked her, too, 325 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,740 but our main objective now 326 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,118 is to get him out of office, 327 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,537 and every vote counts. 328 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,997 Do you know he's still at 80% 329 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,208 approval rating with the Republicans? 330 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,878 I mean, so it really makes a difference. 331 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,713 We have to get everyone to get out and vote. 332 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,424 ‐And if you need‐‐ ‐Uh, let me‐‐ let me help you with that, sweetie. 333 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,094 No, I'm okay. Thank you. 334 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,054 I'm good. 335 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,599 ‐I appreciate it, but have your snack. ‐Be careful, okay? 336 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,935 No, excuse me, sir. Yes, 337 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,937 yes, I'm back. 338 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,564 And listen, to your point, 339 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,234 there's no doubt that our voting system is fragile, 340 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,070 but it's still our best shot on getting 341 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,031 someone into office who will legislate to protect 342 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,117 against foreign meddling. 343 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,870 (indistinct TV chatter) 344 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,123 ‐(crunching) ‐And I don't think you're wrong. 345 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,916 It's very scary, 346 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,419 but to not show up at the polls 347 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,379 is letting them win without a fight. 348 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,507 ‐And we've got to fight. ‐Birdy, let me help you. 349 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,677 ♪ ♪ 350 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:14,015 (indistinct TV chatter) 351 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,018 (sigh) 352 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,169 (gargling) 353 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,385 ‐(beeping) ‐(gargling, spit) 354 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,846 Hey, Birdy! 355 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,432 Got some pretty fancy toothbrush in there. 356 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,226 ‐Yeah? ‐Yeah. 357 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,229 Well, you know we still have, uh, 358 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,022 some specialist bills to pay. 359 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,025 Of course I know we still have bills. 360 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,569 So, I'm just saying... 361 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,405 fancy toothbrushes. (sigh) 362 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,408 I'm just saying I'm not left handed. 363 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,786 Okay. All right. 364 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,622 Any more, uh, 365 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,208 shit I can step in before I... 366 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,501 ‐strap in? ‐No. 367 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,753 Okay. (laugh) 368 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,922 ♪ ♪ 369 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,382 Okay. 370 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,175 Good evening, Kali. 371 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,803 Oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait, before I forget. 372 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,596 ‐Oh. ‐Oh, just one. 373 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,140 ‐An invitation to Bella's birthday party this Saturday. ‐Oh, thank you. 374 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,851 ‐Oh, Bella. ‐Super low‐key, up at our place, you know, 375 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,853 just some friends, couple of people from the building, 376 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,522 ‐and we'd love to have you. ‐Oh, that's great. 377 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,023 And Ellen, too, if she's up for it. 378 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,775 ‐Okay, sure. She's... ‐How's she doing? 379 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,486 ‐She's doing really well. She's great. ‐Oh, glad to hear it. 380 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,573 And thank you for keeping us updated. You are such a rock. 381 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,159 ‐Anyway, no pressure. You know, we'd love to have you. ‐Okay. 382 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,121 ‐Bella especially. ‐(chuckle) Can't let my Bella down. 383 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,331 (laughs) You're so sweet. 384 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,667 ‐Well, have a good night. ‐Okay, good night. 385 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,964 (siren wailing) 386 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,010 Um... you know, 387 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,346 I could just go to this party alone. 388 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,974 I'm not gonna back out now. 389 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,644 ‐Okay. ‐Maybe we could go just for a little while. 390 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,273 Yeah, maybe just an hour or something. 391 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,985 (sighs) 392 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,532 ♪ ♪ 393 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,409 Cute, right? 394 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,995 ‐Works pretty well. ‐Yeah. 395 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,218 (hiccup) 396 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,347 (hiccuping) 397 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,099 (sigh) 398 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,144 (hiccuping) Oh. 399 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,233 (sigh, hiccup) Damn it. 400 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,611 ‐Victor: You want me to scare you? ‐I'm in hell. 401 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,446 ‐No, I'm okay. ‐Ellen: Why don't you get him 402 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,406 a spoonful of peanut butter? 403 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,783 Do we have any peanut butter? 404 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,910 ‐Yes, we have peanut butter. ‐Comin' right up. 405 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,203 I love peanut butter. 406 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,663 Victor: I don't know if it'll work though. 407 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,666 Or you could take a deep breath in, 408 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,710 and hold it until you can't any longer, 409 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,546 and then take in another deep breath after that. 410 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,133 ‐(stifled hiccup) ‐And hold it, and exhale. 411 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,843 (exhales) 412 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,553 I think that wo‐‐ (hiccup) 413 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,972 ‐(both sigh) ‐Victor: Here you go. 414 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,474 ‐Gonna pass out. ‐Try that. 415 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,434 Ellen: These cookies are strong, right? 416 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,146 ‐What's with the edibles, Birdy? ‐I'm not going to that party sober. 417 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,982 ‐What party? ‐Victor: Uh, tenant in the building I work 418 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,193 is having a birthday for her kid, Bella. 419 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,112 Ugh. Measles city. 420 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,988 ‐Ellen: I know! ‐I know but, uh... 421 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,865 ‐(hiccup) ‐she also gave us $500 422 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,410 to the GoFundMe, so... 423 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,162 ‐I don't wanna know how much people gave. ‐It's all right. 424 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,373 ‐They just care. It's okay. ‐Victor. 425 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,542 Look, we'll just go for an hour. No big deal, all right? 426 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,627 The Guy: Um, I'm so sorry. 427 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:15,506 I was totally intending on giving to that. (hiccuping) 428 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,092 ‐No, not you. ‐Please, yeah. It's totally... 429 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,136 ‐Is it still going? ‐No, we met our goals. 430 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,470 ‐You met your goal? ‐Yep. 431 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,347 ‐Victor: Thank you. ‐And you're okay? (hiccup) 432 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,640 I'm doing great, thank you. 433 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,684 You know what? Weed's on me tonight. 434 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,477 ‐No... ‐No! 435 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,020 I fund you! 436 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,314 ‐We will pay. ‐Your money's no good. Put your money out there. 437 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,359 ‐(gruff voice): Put your fuckin' money away. ‐(Victor laughs) 438 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,486 (party music, chatter) 439 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,988 (children shouting) 440 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,531 Girl: Mommy! 441 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,199 (indistinct) 442 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,868 Victor: It's called, um, Cameo. 443 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,661 They got everyone. Look, they have, um, 444 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,664 Stormy Daniels. They have Wesley Snipes, 445 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,542 Ice‐T. I had the Night King 446 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,002 from Game of Thrones 447 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,629 ‐give Ellen a get‐well message, right? ‐Man: Shut up! 448 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,340 ‐Right? She hated it. ‐(laughter) 449 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,926 ‐Oh shit, is that Snoop Dogg? ‐Mm‐hmm. 450 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,805 Someone should pay Snoop Dogg to tell people to vote. 451 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,892 ‐Victor: Yeah, yeah. ‐Woman: That's a good idea. 452 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,352 ‐Whatever. ‐Man: Yo, my favorite Goonies! 453 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,313 ♪ ♪ 454 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,815 ‐No, stop it! ‐No, no. It's really funny. 455 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,359 ‐(conversation continues) ‐(woman laughing) 456 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,156 ‐(children playing) ‐(toys clattering) 457 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,409 I don't know, man. I'm on the ground. 458 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,203 ‐I don't deal with that up‐top‐‐ ‐Ellen: Hey. 459 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,580 Hey, Bluto. 460 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,957 Victor: Hey, you wanna leave? All right. 461 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,418 Oh, before you go, let's take a picture with Bella! 462 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,629 ‐Victor: Okay. ‐Come on! 463 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,257 ‐(Bella screeching) ‐(indistinct) 464 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,552 Kali: Come on, hey, hey, Bella! Bella! Hey, Bella! 465 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,306 ‐Okay, smile baby, smile! Smile! ‐Smile! 466 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,391 (all gasping, shouting) 467 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,101 ‐Victor: Oh, are you okay? ‐(crying) 468 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,978 ‐Kali: You okay, sweetie? ‐(indistinct) 469 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,232 ‐Kali: Yeah, she's fine, she's fine. Are you okay? ‐Yes. Thank you so much. 470 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,983 I'm glad she's okay. 471 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,778 ‐Ellen: I'm fine. ‐(Victor sighs) 472 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,155 Just checked on Bella. Bella's gonna be fine, too. 473 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,283 ‐Good. ‐Priti: Let's put some ice, 474 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,203 and this will help. Just press it to your nose. 475 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,705 ‐I'm gonna get your glasses. ‐Oh. 476 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,416 ‐Thank you. ‐Move this stuff out of the way. 477 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,212 That's pretty. 478 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,005 ‐Where'd you get that bracelet? ‐Ellen: This? 479 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,591 ‐Priti: Yeah. ‐I don't know, I can't remember. 480 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,719 I just ordered one like that on... 481 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,721 online. 482 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,932 Oh my God. 483 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,475 It was exactly like this. 484 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,310 ‐The tiger's eye‐‐ ‐Ellen: No, I got it at a thrift store 485 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,688 somewhere on Fulton, I think. 486 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,981 It was custom. 487 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,276 (party chatter, music continues) 488 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,029 That's odd. 489 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,824 ‐(children yelling) ‐Because I... 490 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,325 Remember I asked you if I had a package 491 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,410 and you said it never came, 492 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,996 like... couple of weeks ago, 493 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,497 ‐do you remember that? ‐Yeah. 494 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,207 Okay... 495 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,586 Did you take my package and give it to her? 496 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:02,506 ‐No. No, no, no. Absolutely not. ‐I don't know what to... 497 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,466 ‐That's my bracelet. ‐Victor: Well, there must be 498 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,177 ‐some misunderstanding, right? ‐I'm sorry, but I don't understand how she‐‐ 499 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,429 No, hold onto that. 500 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,098 Here. 501 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,934 ‐Wh... ‐Ellen: Let's go. 502 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,269 Birdy! 503 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,187 Priti: I don't understand. 504 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,273 ‐(traffic noise) ‐(Ellen sighs) Couple of steps‐‐ 505 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,775 ‐I got your cane, I got your cane. ‐Okay, thanks. 506 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,528 What the fuck was that? 507 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,781 ‐W‐was that her bracelet? ‐Yes. 508 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,577 What do you mean yes? 509 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,538 ‐How did you get it? ‐I took a package from the mail room. 510 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,041 (sighs) You stole her package? 511 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,209 ‐I didn't know it was a bracelet. ‐And then you wore it here? 512 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,503 ‐You wore it here. Oh, you forgot. ‐I forgot! 513 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,547 ‐Yes, I forgot. I didn't realize. ‐(sighs) What do you mean? 514 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,674 What do you mean you forgot? That's is my fucking job! 515 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,217 It's the only one I took from here. 516 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,053 Oh my God! Oh my God. 517 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,472 ‐The only one I took from here, I promise. ‐All those packages. 518 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,890 All that stuff. 519 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,559 ‐All that stuff, Ellen! ‐Other buildings, 520 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,062 ‐other stoops. ‐(sighs) You're stealing! 521 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,397 Oh, Amazon has more money than God. 522 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,191 ‐They'll just send things again. ‐What are you talking about? 523 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,817 What are you talking about? 524 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,738 (sighs) What are you doing? 525 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,907 ‐I'm calling a Lyft. ‐No, no. I mean, 526 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,493 what the fuck is going on with you? 527 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,165 Did you set up a GoFundMe to get laid? 528 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,293 ‐Excuse me? ‐Nothing. 529 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,087 No, you're fucking right, nothing. 530 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,089 That's ridiculous, Ellen. No. 531 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,091 ‐No! ‐You know what's ridiculous? 532 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,135 Having a stroke and cancer on your friends' dime. 533 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,304 I don't know why this is such a big deal! 534 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:34,890 They care about us! They know we need help! 535 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,016 We have bills! 536 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,686 I've got bills! They're my bills! 537 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,063 ‐Seriously? ‐Seriously. 538 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,108 Fuck you. 539 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,694 Seriously, fuck you. 540 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,363 Fuck you. 541 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:58,664 Jesus Christ. I cannot believe you did this. 542 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,001 Oh God... 543 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,379 What is taking him so long? 544 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,714 ‐Six minutes. ‐Well, let's go. 545 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,298 Let's not do this in front of my building, please. 546 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,717 Can we take this down a couple of doors? 547 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,176 ‐Okay, okay! ‐Hurry up! Hurry up. 548 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,345 Um, there's just so fast I can go. 549 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,430 God... 550 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,931 I can't believe you did this. 551 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,684 Here, take‐take your cane. Take your cane. 552 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,936 I am so fucking furious. 553 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,105 (chuckles) 554 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:27,067 (laughing) 555 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,612 (sighs, continues laughing) 556 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,743 ‐Oh my gosh, it's been so long... ‐What? Oh. 557 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,162 since you got mad with me. 558 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,582 Oh, it's amazing. (chuckles) 559 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,919 Yeah. It's nice to have you angry with me again. 560 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,880 Do you know that it's been ages? 561 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,757 Like a regular couple, 562 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,135 being mad at each other, and having things, you know... 563 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,430 It's like‐‐ It's so nice. 564 00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,100 Finally. Like, hello? 565 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,270 (grumbles) Stop. 566 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,148 Come on. Come on. 567 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,734 ‐This is real now. ‐Yeah, this is real. 568 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,943 This is me. 569 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,660 (muffled) I'm sorry. 570 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,454 (sighs) 571 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,916 (sighs) Okay. 572 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,629 What'd you get me for Christmas? 573 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:32,591 ‐None of your fucking business. ‐(laughing) 574 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,471 (chuckling) Oh, you're fucking crazy. 575 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,515 (laughing) 576 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,684 ♪ ♪ 577 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,979 (both laughing) 578 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,523 (kiss) 579 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,275 ("Aonde Voce Vai" by Antonio Adolfo playing) 580 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,797 THE GUY: What's this guy's deal? 581 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:39,468 MAN: This guy is a psychiatrist shaman, 582 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,013 and he's in a symbiotic relationship with a demon. 583 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,473 ♪ (PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 584 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,849 WOMAN: Do you even like me? 585 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:48,226 Or do you just like not being alone? 586 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,938 MAN 2: Don't you get lonely? 587 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,231 Yeah, but it's more like solitude. 588 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,904 ‐Celibate? ‐Not actively, but not incel. 589 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,405 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 590 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:01,949 (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 41973

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