Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {0}{172}Win.A.Date.With.Ted.Hamilton.DVDRip.XviD-DMT {3494}{3579}And now for all you romantics|out there, this one is for you. {3698}{3756}Hello, Betty. {3777}{3900}Shouldn't you be at the hospital,|looking after a certain other soldier? {3902}{3996}Is there any way you can find it|in your heart to forgive me? {4035}{4116}I wonder if these two get together. {4182}{4257}I'll forgive you on one condition. {4260}{4370}- What's that?|- Dance with me. {5002}{5047}Explain one thing to me. {5079}{5234}What kind of desperate and pathetic|emotional cripple {5236}{5290}would actually buy that as an ending? {5451}{5524}Rosie, do you think that in real life {5526}{5604}Tad Hamilton is the man|he seems to be on the screen? {5606}{5720}Absolutely. I mean,|you just can't fake that kind of thing. {5765}{5845}What do you think Tad Hamilton|is doing right now? {5890}{5930}I'll bet he's in church. {6082}{6105}Watch this. {6180}{6228}Yeah! Whoo! {6372}{6434}- Told you that was him, right?|- Yeah. {6436}{6458}Tad Hamilton. {6459}{6514}You don't make it easy on us, Tad. {6518}{6554}What do you mean? {6556}{6623}This is the shot the paparazzi got. {6657}{6746}Congratulations. You're actually|drinking, driving, smoking, {6748}{6797}leering and groping at the same time. {6801}{6919}Which, on the one hand, is just about|the coolest thing "ve ever seen. {6922}{6945}Richard. {6949}{7069}But, on the other hand, it can be argued|this might be bad for the image. {7086}{7130}You play characters who have heart. {7132}{7202}This is a person|who will have a heart attack. {7203}{7300}I can't believe you guys are blaming|my unemployment on this photograph. {7303}{7402}You are not unemployed.|Dockworkers are unemployed. {7406}{7491}You are simply between|million-dollar paydays. {7493}{7646}As are we, since we both get|a percentage of your payday. {7659}{7706}But this isn't about us. {7709}{7828}Whatever happened to that part in the|Jimmy lng movie? I�m perfect for that. {7830}{7899}Well, he's taking a breath. {7926}{7994}- He's what?|- He's taking a breath. {7998}{8044}He's pausing before deciding. {8047}{8101}He's hemming and hawing|and taking a breath. {8113}{8185}And this is only going|to make him breathe more. {8187}{8269}- What do we do?|- Asphyxiate the son of a bitch. {8281}{8358}- We generate a little positive PR.|- What are you, an interpreter? {8362}{8473}I'm saying we just need|to do something, Tad, {8477}{8558}to remind Jimmy lng and America|that you are the boy next door. {8593}{8618}I am the boy next door, {8620}{8716}if you happen to live|in a very dysfunctional neighborhood. {9662}{9802}Congratulations. You've eaten|your body weight in Pringles. {9806}{9851}What's your favorite Pringle? {9854}{9917}Sour cream and onion or original? {9920}{10019}Well, the sour cream and onion|has a very strong taste. {10022}{10109}So if you're eating a small amount,|half a can, you want that strength. {10112}{10209}But if you're eating more, you want|the original. lt's a cleaner flavor. {10212}{10330}Wait until you discover barbecue flavor.|You'll finally become a woman. {10334}{10405}How's Modern Grocer|treating you over there, Pete? {10422}{10470}This is the swimsuit issue. {10611}{10686}- Oh, my God.|- What is it? {10690}{10754}- Win a date with Tad Hamilton.|- What? {10756}{10806}lt's to benefit Save the Children. {10810}{10884}- That is so like him.|- Saving children. I know. {10886}{10924}Ohhh! {10979}{11051}- Should I enter?|- Why not? {11054}{11120}Sure. Heaven is just a mouse click away. {11185}{11212}A mouse click and 100-buck donation. {11214}{11267}We can raise 100 bucks. {11401}{11482}- With your permission, Petey.|- I�m sorry? {11546}{11594}- Paper or plastic?|- Paper, please. {11596}{11724}Would you help Rosalee win a date with|Tad Hamilton and help Save the Children? {11726}{11771}I certainly would. {11886}{11957}- Aren't these great?|- The best. {11961}{12025}Along with a $125 check {12027}{12130}in recognition of yet another Piggly|Wiggly Store Manager of the Month Award. {12134}{12201}- Congratulations.|- Thank you, Mr. Ruddy. {12204}{12267}So, Pete, when do we|lose you to Richmond? {12269}{12323}Because you're running|out of wall space here. {12364}{12441}Well, I got my acceptance letter|to Virginia State. {12445}{12517}- That's good.|- And I got my student loan. {12529}{12626}So, there's just one more thing. {12628}{12700}- What?|- There's someone here that l... {12757}{12802}I need to have a discussion with {12806}{12894}about the going|to Richmond with me issue. {12974}{13031}Jars are full. {13081}{13117}I love everybody in this store so much. {13129}{13210}Sorry for interrupting. Sorry. {13623}{13682}It was nice to meet you. {13684}{13731}It was nice to meet you, too. {13734}{13785}- Good night.|- Good night. {13902}{13933}- Are you taking off?|- Yes, sir. {13945}{13976}Muchas gracias. {13978}{14050}Hasta el proximo miercoles. {14070}{14145}I am the Albanian one, Mr. Hamilton. {14148}{14220}I'm sorry.|Could you tell the other one... {14223}{14309}"Muchas gracias" and|"hasta el proximo miercoles. " {14313}{14359}- Will do.|- Thank you. {16185}{16234}OK, what do I need to beat you? {16274}{16349}Double 14, or it's all over. {16352}{16415}That's not going to be a problem. {16450}{16562}Don't miss. Don't miss, don't miss,|don't miss, don't miss, don't miss. {16566}{16643}Um, are you actually doing that? Yeah. {16885}{16997}And now Pete will get|the bartendress's attention. {17000}{17097}- She's waiting for you.|- And we're waiting for our round, Pete. {17125}{17171}Fine. {17222}{17257}Angelica. {17413}{17521}Yes, Pete?|What is the object of your desire? {17598}{17647}We need another round. {17677}{17770}One day, Pete, one day, {17774}{17844}I know that the answer to that question|will be "You, Angelica." {17846}{17933}"You are the object of my desire." {17966}{18081}OK. But for now|we'll just go with the beers. {18293}{18314}Oh, Pete. {18347}{18393}Enough. Thank you, ladies. {18396}{18457}You don't like her|the teeniest, tiniest bit? {18461}{18507}What? Rosie... {18510}{18578}No, she's not my type, OK? {18579}{18637}You are so particular. {18649}{18685}Who the heck are they? {18721}{18777}If that fire alarm went off again... {18779}{18844}Why would they send|a news crew for that? {18846}{18905}Wait a second. {19062}{19109}Right here, please. {19236}{19345}In first class you get a DVD player|and may view the film of your choice. {19349}{19418}I'd like to touch intimately|whoever thought of that. {19421}{19502}We would like to begin|boarding our first-class passengers. {19513}{19569}- That's you.|- I know. {19571}{19620}Guys. Just take it easy, OK? {19622}{19709}Just give me a hug and tell me|to have a good time, please? {19713}{19751}OK. {19829}{19928}Just be careful, OK? {19931}{20018}- What do you mean?|- I mean that this guy is Tad Hamilton. {20020}{20126}In his life, he's probably|slept with like 15, 20 women. {20162}{20244}No way. That's not even|physically possible. {20246}{20306}Besides, like he's going|to be interested in me. {20310}{20438}If he claims he doesn't like watching|sports, he's trying to sleep with you. {20449}{20476}Got it. {20478}{20552}If he claims to love animals,|he's trying to sleep with you. {20555}{20622}- OK.|- Guys are guys. Rich or poor. {20626}{20696}Famous or grocers. {20699}{20770}- Right.|- Just do me one favor, OK? {20833}{20884}- Guard your carnal treasure.|- OK. {20886}{20959}- Just guard your carnal treasure.|- Thanks, Pete. {20962}{21011}- Remember everything.|- I will. {21014}{21075}- Remember how he smells.|- I will. {21078}{21148}But not just vaguely.|I want good, solid similes. {21150}{21278}he smells like a forest|on the first day of spring. {21289}{21368}OK, Cathy.|You're going to miss your flight. {21370}{21435}- I will bring you similes.|- Thank you. {21462}{21530}I almost forgot. I got you something. {21534}{21611}lt's regular flavor. {21638}{21719}In case you don't like|the prime rib in first class. {21732}{21797}Thank you, Pete. {21872}{21918}Right this way. {21998}{22085}- Just guard your carnal treasure.|- I heard you. {22931}{23001}- That's me.|- Welcome to Los Angeles. {23979}{24028}e {24577}{24611}Oh! {24630}{24702}- Can I have these?|- No. {24706}{24756}Do you want to think about it? {24759}{24806}Gee, what... {24841}{24876}Tell me why you're making me|have dinner with an Okie. {24879}{24963}Because she's wholesome|as the amber waves of grain. {24966}{25049}And she's not an Okie.|She's from West Virginia. {25081}{25115}So sorry. {25117}{25180}You never wear them.|Can I just have them? {25210}{25297}- So what's her name anyway?|- Rosalee Futch. {25299}{25347}Sounds insanely hot. {25350}{25423}lt's very nice to meet you, Tad. {25446}{25522}lt's so nice to meet you, Tad. {25561}{25597}lt's great to meet you. {25609}{25655}Please, just follow the rules. {25664}{25727}"Smile for the cameras.|No brown liquor or cigarettes." {25736}{25777}- Fine.|- Very good. {25779}{25833}What about Jimmy lng?|Have we heard anything? {25835}{25879}No. Still breathing. {25882}{25949}I passed Ashton Kutcher in my car|and he seemed happy. {25952}{26051}He's happy for other reasons. I�m sorry.|We have not heard from Jimmy lng. {26054}{26119}Hey, guys, how's this in the shoulders? {26146}{26234}Seriously.|Because I got some yoga stuff. {26287}{26360}Your films will stand the test of time. {26454}{26530}Your films will stand the test of time. {26797}{26868}Hi. I�m Tad. {26931}{27027}Your standing films will time|and test themselves. {27079}{27152}Thank you. You're pretty. {27182}{27253}lt's Roseanne, right?|I�m sorry, what is it? {27302}{27365}Ricky? {27368}{27420}- lt's Rosalee.|- Rosalee. {27423}{27490}Rosalee. Nice to meet you. {27534}{27633}- So, you ready? OK, let's... {27747}{27794}Yikes-a-bee. {27852}{27901}So, how was your flight? {27913}{27969}Your films will stand the test of time. {28020}{28066}Thank you. {28084}{28138}- So, you ready?|- For what? {28141}{28187}Right this way. {28591}{28636}Rosalee Futch. {28905}{28999}lt'll take a few minutes for the spots|in your eyes to go away, but they will. {29002}{29073}- OK.|- We're right here. {29127}{29183}Is it always like that? {29223}{29318}Well, pretty much. {29341}{29403}- Shake-a-doo.|- Shake a what? {29435}{29484}It just means "Wow." {29569}{29624}Shake-a-doo.|Shake-a-doo, I like that. {29626}{29673}So... {29724}{29772}- You excited?|- Are you kidding? {29775}{29862}- This is like a fairy tale.|- Yeah, I figured. {29979}{30055}- You OK?|- Yeah. {30058}{30123}I'm just not used to sitting|sideways like this. {30182}{30263}We don't have sideways seating|in West Virginia. {30270}{30340}And I think the cigarette smoke|is kind of... {30342}{30414}You can come sit back here if you like. {30442}{30480}I can't really move right now. {30505}{30600}Boy, I don't feel well. "ve always been|kind of motion sickness-y. {30612}{30657}Once, this carnival|came to Fraziers Bottom, {30660}{30723}and they had that ride|where it spins around {30726}{30867}and you have to stand against the side|and the center falls out. {30870}{30935}- And l...|- Damn it. {30975}{31014}- Pardon me. {31017}{31061}Ahh! {31142}{31236}This is just so far from the way|I imagined the evening going. {31321}{31371}lt's perfectly all right.|Right, Mickey? {31374}{31426}- Perfectly all right.|- Shall we? {31429}{31513}Have a nice dinner.|I'll just be out here scrubbing. {31515}{31547}Hey, Steve. {31550}{31631}- Good to see you, Mr. Hamilton.|- Good to see you, Larry. {31638}{31708}- Hey, man, how are you?|- What's up? {32025}{32070}Hey. {32073}{32118}This way. {32220}{32292}Doesn't it hurt,|smiling like that all the time? {32338}{32402}You get used to it. {32404}{32450}- Should I do it?|- Yeah. {32453}{32510}You might not be able|to hold it long, but go for it. {32530}{32568}Sure I will. {32699}{32783}See that?|It sort of gets you right there. {32790}{32862}- That's horrible.|- I told you. {32894}{32980}- You sure do have a lot of stuff.|- Yeah, sorry. {32983}{33053}I'm never out of touch|with the people who torment me. {33056}{33106}Who are they? {33109}{33195}Agents, managers, people like that. {33197}{33275}This man, Jimmy lng, who's|making this movie I�m exactly right for {33278}{33346}but, for whatever reason,|he's taking a breath. {33350}{33433}- A what?|- He's thinking it over. {33435}{33533}lt's just all very competitive,|this business, that's all. {33537}{33608}Everybody seems to be|chasing the same thing. {33611}{33730}The same parts in the same movies,|the same awards, the same big money. {33750}{33840}Well, I�m sure you have too much common|sense to get caught up in all that. {33894}{33969}I mean, it's just a recipe|for an unsatisfying life. {34062}{34145}Obviously you have|your priorities straight, so... {34166}{34277}- So, Rosalee, what do you do?|- I work in a Piggly Wiggly. {34280}{34346}- I�m sorry?|- A supermarket. {34348}{34394}- I bag and check.|- Cool. {34397}{34443}Yeah. lt's a real dream come true. {34478}{34548}But it's fun.|My two best friends work there. {34644}{34737}So, what do you do, Tad? {34761}{34812}Oops. {34854}{34994}What I mean is, what do you do|when you're not doing what you do? {34996}{35051}Not a lot, you know. {35075}{35163}There's not a lot of time|left for hobbies, really. {35166}{35269}And I don't really like watching sports,|so I read. {35289}{35382}Play with my dog,|my cat, my bird, you know. {35409}{35485}l... I love animals, you know? {35606}{35688}What do you think|they're doing right now? {35700}{35812}I bet they're in her hotel room,|straining for breath. {35814}{35887}His manhood yearning to be free. {35890}{35982}Her hands running over|the ripples in his abdomen. {35985}{36073}Her perfect bosom crying out in ecstasy. {36178}{36219}Great. {36222}{36269}All righty. {36610}{36684}- I had one of those.|- A retainer? {36687}{36777}Yeah, on the lowers|and a night brace for the uppers. {36780}{36826}I had really bad teeth as a kid. {36830}{36893}Yeah, I�m sure|you were a real ugly duckling. {36896}{37014}I was like anybody else.|A little gawky, unsure who I was. {37017}{37068}Combination skin. {37095}{37187}- Well, you came together nicely.|- Thank you. {37227}{37274}So did you. {37392}{37441}- Bon appetit!|- Umm-hmm! {37878}{37924}Thanks, Mickey. {38050}{38120}Oh, wow. This is beautiful. {38145}{38221}These people sure leave|a lot of lights on. {38233}{38279}lt's beautiful. {38310}{38357}It is. {38410}{38504}And you, if I may say so,|are also very beautiful. {38606}{38677}How would you like to come back|to my house for a little bit? {38938}{39003}Sure. For a little bit. {39633}{39745}- Shake-a-doo?|- No, shake-a-doo. {39749}{39795}Good. {39920}{39985}Miss Ramirez. {39987}{40044}Sonja. {40047}{40086}Anybody in the casa? {40236}{40288}I think we're all alone. {40303}{40326}Oh! {40440}{40511}Do you want to come in a little further? {40584}{40669}Um, you know what, Tad, thank you, but|I think I should get back to the hotel. {40681}{40708}Wow. {40737}{40765}OK. {40801}{40871}I don't want the concierge|to worry, you know. {40899}{41026}Good for you. Good for you.|I'll take you home. {41030}{41091}You don't have to do that.|You're already here. {41094}{41145}No, it would be my pleasure. {41148}{41242}OK, thanks.|That's really nice. {41313}{41378}Rosalee, it's been|wonderful to meet you. {41382}{41451}I wish you only good things in life. {41478}{41531}And to me, wonderfulness, too. {41534}{41628}And to you,|only the self same good wishes. {41688}{41737}- You know what I�m saying?|- Yeah, of course. {41739}{41817}- Thanks for the best night of my life.|- No, thank you. {41919}{41981}May I give you a kiss goodbye? {42014}{42078}I think you might maybe may. {42470}{42533}- Good evening.|- Thank you. {42604}{42658}Good night, Rosalee. {42751}{42798}Sweet dreams. {43215}{43278}God! {43617}{43727}The limo door swung open. {43734}{43801}My foot hit the ground {43803}{43879}and I turned to take|one last look at Tad. {43882}{43970}At those eyes, at that smile. {43972}{44051}And then, regretfully,|I headed back for the hotel. {44089}{44170}- Please tell me we're done now.|- We're done. {44174}{44289}Wow. I cannot remember a time|before you started telling that story. {44292}{44381}Peter, I was asked to provide|a detailed description of the evening. {44385}{44455}And you did.|Actually, Rosie, you did a great job. {44458}{44509}I felt like I was there. {44521}{44568}Sort of against my will, but I did. {44580}{44622}OK, guys, with your permission, {44625}{44723}I think we should all now|return to our normal lives. {44788}{44835}OK. {44838}{44889}Actually... {44917}{45037}Rosie, I kind of had something|that I wanted to ask you. {45181}{45249}Rosie. {45300}{45346}Whatever. {45370}{45468}lt's something that|I think you're going to like. {45471}{45534}I hope you're going to like. {45538}{45653}Something I really hope|you're going to like. {45660}{45733}lt's been a long time coming,|so it might be kind of a surprise. {45745}{45804}Or not, or maybe not. I don't know. {45806}{45863}I'm like... {45900}{46000}Look, OK,|what I�m trying to say is that {46044}{46083}l... {46113}{46158}Hey. {46329}{46397}Let me ask you, what would be|the absolute worst thing {46399}{46469}that could happen to me right now? {46779}{46833}- Hi.|- Hi. {46886}{46967}I'm Tad. {46974}{47019}This is my Cathy friend. {47103}{47165}- And my Pete friend.|- I�m Tad. {47169}{47232}lt's quite pleased and pleasant to... {47260}{47317}I've heard a lot about you both. {47319}{47378}- Have you?|- Yeah. {47430}{47521}- So what are you doing here?|- I came to see you. {47523}{47595}- No way. You're just... That's just...|- Yeah. No. Yeah. {47598}{47653}- You can't... Here?|- lt's true. {47655}{47769}You mean your normal business itinerary|does not include Fraziers Bottom? {47772}{47814}No. {47838}{47892}OK, Cathy. {47894}{47963}- Am I too late to take you to lunch?|- No. {47986}{48061}- Great. Shall we?|- Yeah. {48081}{48126}- If that's OK, Pete.|- Well, actually... {48129}{48180}- If that's OK.|- lt's OK. {48182}{48252}If you're going back|to the airport I'll ride with you. {48254}{48325}By the route 73 cloverleaf,|I'll have given myself to you {48337}{48393}in ways you have only|read about in the drugstore. {48465}{48537}- It was great to meet you.|- You, too. {48612}{48677}Was there something|that you wanted to tell me? {48705}{48750}It was nothing. {48754}{48800}OK. {49163}{49210}- Wow. Nice car.|- Thanks. {49212}{49306}I asked the manager for a rental convertible|and he gave me his wife's car. {49345}{49372}Really? {49374}{49450}And that was the last time|we ever saw her. {49499}{49570}Cathy, he's not her type. {49573}{49705}No. Rich, famous, handsome,|ass like cement. {49709}{49763}You are absolutely right. {49878}{49978}- Move these cheeseburgers.|- Here you go, sweetpea. {50005}{50051}Oh, my gosh. {50054}{50114}- Here you go, Rosie.|- Thanks. {50116}{50162}Thank you. {50337}{50382}- Thank you.|- Thank you. {50409}{50482}I still can't believe you're here. {50486}{50532}It was something I had to do. {50535}{50643}Sure. Fly clear across the country to|have lunch at the Fraziers Bottom Diner. {50646}{50715}I couldn't let that night|be the last time I saw you. {50717}{50769}Can I just stop you|and remind you of one thing? {50772}{50837}- What's that?|- I�m nobody. {50840}{50921}Rosalee, nobody is nobody. {50934}{51004}- Fine.|- I�m following my gut. {51039}{51134}Sometimes you have to do that,|even if what you're doing seems crazy. {51153}{51275}Because in the gap between|what prudence says we should do {51278}{51444}and what our heart tells us we must do,|well, Rosie, therein lies our humanity. {51513}{51576}That's from The Road to El Dorado. {51634}{51728}You really are a big fan, aren't you? {51730}{51815}Is that how you get women?|You steal lines from your own movies? {51822}{51869}Not anymore. Wow. {51872}{51942}I hope not. That would|shoot a hole in your credibility. {51945}{52084}Rosie, the truth is|that when we went on our date {52086}{52140}you said something|that resonated with me. {52142}{52230}You said you were sure|I had my priorities straight. {52234}{52373}But here's the thing.|I don't. I really don't. {52376}{52467}My entire life has been about|becoming successful, famous, {52469}{52541}becoming this thing that I am. {52544}{52608}And you were right,|it really is unsatisfying. {52620}{52714}I need a positive influence, somebody|with solid and substantial qualities, {52718}{52765}somebody who seems to understand life {52777}{52833}and how to live it|in a good and happy way, like you. {52872}{52898}I just want to be around you. {52900}{52957}I want some of that goodness|to rub off on me. {53064}{53099}Do you mean goodness|in a romantic way? {53102}{53185}No, a platonic goodness.|And I mean that very seriously. {53187}{53244}No funny business here. {53266}{53403}- Did I say something wrong?|- No. No, no, no. No. {53430}{53509}So, are you going to be|in Fraziers Bottom for a while, then? {53529}{53646}I think I have to. If I�m going to reset|my priorities, l got to get out of LA. {53649}{53694}I got to get out of that fishbowl. {53883}{53930}So, what do you say? {53991}{54053}I say, yikes-a-bee. {54086}{54134}What does that mean? {54153}{54219}lt's just something my dad and I say|when life surprises you {54221}{54266}and there's nowhere to go but forward. {54318}{54387}- Is that like "yes"?|- Yes. {54390}{54417}Yes. {54567}{54614}Thanks for lunch. {54678}{54729}- I'll see you at seven, then.|- See you at seven. {54732}{54781}- OK.|- OK. {55302}{55369}Stop. Seriously. {55371}{55429}You go, girl. You get your man. {56077}{56137}lt's room eight. {56139}{56189}Just go down|to the door marked eight. {56193}{56242}- All right.|- lt's just past seven. {56245}{56335}If you hit nine, you've gone too far. {56341}{56384}- Got you. No phone calls, please.|- All right. {56387}{56455}- Thank you.|- Have a great night. {56458}{56509}- You, too.|- I'll see you tomorrow. {56521}{56596}- Very good.|00. {56598}{56645}OK. {57734}{57852}He wants your goodness|to rub off on him. {57865}{57939}- I know, right?|- I see. {57942}{58039}And you actually believe this? {58042}{58092}- Why wouldn't l?|- Wow, Rosie. {58095}{58202}There's innocent, there's childlike,|and then there's just asking for it. {58203}{58253}He wants your goodness|to rub off on him? {58256}{58325}He wants your ass|to rub off on him is more like it. {58327}{58375}- Oh, my God.|- Yeah. Whatever. {58378}{58469}- You can't go out with him tonight.|- What do you mean I can't? {58473}{58569}I mean that I need you|to stay for the late shift. {58573}{58643}Janine's sick.|Yeah, she's got a cough. {58646}{58775}- She does not.|- No, not yet, but she will. {58783}{58847}She's definitely coming down|with something. {58872}{58877}No, she's not. {58911}{58975}Janine, cough for me. Cough for me. {59003}{59065}- See? God, it's all in your lungs.|- What is? {59069}{59115}- Nothing. You're fine.|- No, you're not. {59118}{59171}Do not tell my employees|when they are fine. {59174}{59221}She's fine. {59233}{59292}Even if she weren't,|you'd have to find somebody else {59295}{59359}because I am going out|with Tad Hamilton. {59473}{59547}- Stop that.|- I did feel something in my lungs. {59550}{59651}You're not getting off tonight, Janine.|Bob, not now. {59717}{59787}- Everywhere Inn.|- Yeah. {59789}{59865}Do you guys have any other rooms?|Or how about suites? {59869}{59959}Well, yeah, we got sweets.|We got some lollies here by the register {59964}{60037}if you want to come on by|and get yourself a lolly. {60063}{60146}No, I mean maybe something|a little bigger or newer? {60148}{60222}- Bigger and newer?|- Yes, I understand what you mean. {60226}{60299}And no, we don't have suites like that. {60302}{60385}OK, I guess that's cool.|That's cool, I guess. {60412}{60461}- Can you hold on a second?|- Yes, sir. {60538}{60612}- Hello.|- Hi, big guy. Where are you? {60615}{60682}I'm at a motel in Fraziers Bottom,|West Virginia. {60685}{60770}OK. Words I never heard anyone utter. {60772}{60821}- She's special, Richard.|- Who? {60825}{60915}- The girl from the charity thing.|- The Win-A-Date girl? {60918}{61015}You flew to a place actually called|Fraziers Bottom, West Virginia, {61018}{61093}and are staying in a motel|in order to nail the Win-A-Date girl? {61128}{61137}Whoa, whoa, whoa. {61140}{61213}I don't want to nail her.|Please don't put it in those terms. {61225}{61277}Oh, forgive me, Lord Byron. {61280}{61344}I want to be around her, you know? {61357}{61419}She has a goodness.|There's a lot that I can learn from her. {61421}{61469}I'm trying to feed my soul, OK? {61473}{61562}- I�m trying to find a way to be happy.|- You want to be happy now? {61566}{61613}- This is big for me, Richard.|- Oh, God. {61617}{61688}- This is a turning point for me.|- You think that today. {61691}{61783}But by the end of the week,|when you've nailed her, {61786}{61857}you're going to feel differently. {61860}{61921}And what do you suppose happens then? {61923}{62000}- I don't...|- I will tell you what happens then. {62002}{62114}You pulverize her heart,|and then the press finds out {62118}{62211}and all the good that was done|by the promotion gets washed away. {62214}{62281}And Jimmy lng continues breathing. {62283}{62361}People like you can't have|relationships with girls from Montana. {62365}{62408}- West Virginia.|- Whatever. {62410}{62456}- Why not?|- You're too different. {62458}{62505}Your values are different. {62507}{62605}- For example, she has them.|- No, this can work. {62617}{62674}It can't and when it ends,|it's very bad for business. {62678}{62743}There are more important things|than business. {62791}{62861}I don't even know who I�m talking|to now. Hello? Is this Tad? {62864}{62917}- What have you done with Tad?|- I got to go, OK? {62929}{63052}No, you do not got to go. You're going|through some kind of a phase. {63055}{63151}An extreme version of your normal|in-between-jobs insanity. {63154}{63229}And it has a hold of you.|You need to come back to LA, {63241}{63298}have a Bushmills and a Percocet,|go out with an actress {63301}{63391}looking to advance her career and|end this self-destructive behavior. {63394}{63485}- I'll talk to you soon.|- No, Tad. Bad Tad. {63488}{63551}- Bye, Richard.|- Don't hang up on me. {63649}{63684}Owww! {63730}{63801}- Hello?|- Yes, Mr. Hamilton. I am here, sir. {63805}{63868}You wouldn't happen to have|a masseuse on staff? {63870}{63965}No, but I am a very fast learner, {63969}{64057}and I could, you know... Hello? {64356}{64463}It always comes around {65578}{65625}Coming. {65733}{65765}You must be Tad. {65767}{65832}Must be. You are Tad.|I know what you look like. {65834}{65903}- Nice to meet you, Mr. Futch.|- Henry, for God's sake. {65905}{65954}- Please, come in.|- Thank you. {65958}{66069}- Rosie'll be down in a minute.|- OK, great. {66082}{66128}May I offer you a chocolate martini? {66176}{66262}- Wow, look at that.|- I hear they're very big out your way. {66264}{66313}Yeah? Yeah, I guess they are. {66344}{66394}I'm driving, so... {66420}{66456}Attaboy. {66511}{66558}Have a seat. {66746}{66826}So, it looks like|Emperor's New Clothes {66838}{66891}will top $100 mill in domestic BO. {66947}{66970}Yeah. {66982}{67065}And Quantum Studios, I think|they're looking to vertically integrate, {67067}{67132}either by buying a web or a weblet. {67155}{67207}Could be. {67210}{67257}Yes. Yeah. {67439}{67493}- Hey.|- Hi. {67495}{67590}- I see you've met Dad.|- Yeah. We've been talking shop. {67594}{67640}So what do you want to do tonight? {67642}{67732}- Do you guys have a movie theater?|- The Warner. {67734}{67820}lt's part of|the Loews family of theaters. {67836}{67900}- Have you seen King Arthur of Britain?|- "ve been wanting to. {67902}{67950}You two enjoy yourselves. {67952}{68025}Have her back by dawn.|And no cocaine. {68038}{68068}No, sir. {68194}{68256}- How was l?|- You were great, Daddy. {68330}{68376}- Good night.|- Bye-bye. {68402}{68477}- I�m telling you, that's him.|- Oh, yeah. {68479}{68543}- Mom, I swear it's him.|- You think so? {68545}{68591}Yes, it's Tad Hamilton. {68593}{68638}You look so sad there. {68691}{68762}Give me a break.|I'd just lost my wife and my goat. {68818}{68904}Next week, on a very special|Paramedic Rescue... {69146}{69194}And what were your respective ages? {69198}{69336}- I was 12 and she was 30.|- Did your mother know? {69338}{69367}Yeah. {69429}{69455}Hasta el proximo miercoles. {69457}{69524}Ahora disponsible en viernes|in super mercado. {69579}{69720}So, what do people do at this point|in the evening in Fraziers Bottom? {69722}{69778}- Well, they go to the diner.|- We could do that. {69790}{69869}We haven't eaten anything|in almost, what, 15 minutes. {69872}{69969}- Or they go home.|- It is a school night. {69982}{70086}Of course, if it were a date,|we might go to the Watergap Overlook. {70114}{70185}And what do people do there? {70206}{70255}They park. {70282}{70343}And then? {70346}{70438}And then they marvel at what|a feat of engineering the gap is. {70440}{70498}But this isn't a date.|We can't do that. {70510}{70538}- No.|- No. {70542}{70606}I don't want to do anything|to harm the friendship. {70610}{70638}Me neither. {70703}{70757}Over two trillion tons of water {70786}{70858}pass through the gap every hour. {70930}{70999}That's enough water|to float a battleship. {71038}{71087}Or put out every fire in West Virginia. {71089}{71122}- No kidding.|- Uh-oh. {71164}{71218}Excuse me. {71410}{71455}Huh. {71718}{71794}- Hello.|- Hi, Mr. Futch. lt's Pete. {71820}{71861}Hiya, Pete. Rosie's not here. {71865}{71935}She's out with Tad Hamilton. {71938}{72008}Really? I hadn't...|OK, cool. Good for her, then. {72010}{72070}He seems like a very nice guy. {72074}{72178}He does. A lovely, lovely guy. {72190}{72240}So, like, where did they go? {72242}{72311}- The movies.|- The movies. OK. {72314}{72418}It looks like the seven o'clock|would get out at 8.45, 8.50... {72462}{72601}or so someone happened|to just mention to me in passing. {72604}{72674}So I guess that would|put them out and about {72676}{72790}and onto their next activity. {72792}{72886}I guess it would, Pete.|I'll leave Rosie a note that you called. {72888}{72942}Yeah, I just had|a little inventory question. {72946}{73042}A little dairy-case query. {73068}{73109}But we can clear that up tomorrow. {73112}{73160}OK, Pete. Goodbye. {73204}{73249}All right. {73322}{73370}Rosie... {73542}{73636}Could I see|your driver's license and regis... {73638}{73727}- Yikes-a-bee.|- Hello, Officer. {73729}{73800}- Rosalee?|- Hi, Tom. {73802}{73871}Hi. Wow. {73873}{73954}- Oh, boy.|- OK, then. {73966}{74014}We heard you were in town,|Mr. Hamilton. {74016}{74088}- Did you?|- Pretty fond of our Rosalee there, huh? {74090}{74144}Yes. Yes, I am, Officer. {74146}{74232}- Tom?|- Right, right, listen. {74234}{74304}We got a call saying|that there was someone parked here {74306}{74405}and you know|it's illegal after sunset, so... {74407}{74457}- You got a call at this hour?|- Yeah. {74470}{74500}From who, a raccoon? {74676}{74717}Never mind. {74719}{74809}I am going to kill Pete, bring him|back to life and then kill him again. {74810}{74861}Calm down. Calm down. {74865}{74958}- Why aren't you upset?|- Because it doesn't matter. {74982}{75029}OK? {75093}{75200}What happened here tonight|was a force of nature. {75263}{75416}Two people set out to be friends,|but nature would have none of it. {75418}{75484}Nature wanted them to be more. {75510}{75577}And nature is going|to want that tomorrow. {76110}{76157}What did I tell you? {76161}{76280}What did I tell you about your|carnal treasure? {76282}{76330}- You said to guard it.|- I said, guard it. {76356}{76424}And what did you do?|You practically chucked it at him. {76426}{76515}You're acting like it was a sleazy night.|It wasn't. It was classy. {76518}{76610}lt's not like he took you to the movies|and then felt you up in his car. {76613}{76679}The evening evolved, Pete. {76682}{76733}My God, did he actually say that? {76736}{76798}It started as two friends|going to the movies... {76802}{76858}- And it evolved into dry humping.|- He fought it. {76870}{76950}He didn't want to do anything|that might wreck the friendship. {76980}{77111}Wow. Did he actually...|I can't believe he used that line. {77113}{77192}- And I can't believe you bought it.|- lt's not a line. {77195}{77289}OK, fellas, a show of hands.|Who here has used some form {77291}{77376}of the "don't want to harm|the friendship" line? {77478}{77569}- Father Newell?|- Well, prior to my enfrockment. {77601}{77691}Rosie, what are Tad's pectorals|like to the touch? {77694}{77740}Are they warm yet firm like... {77742}{77817}- Cath, that's really not helping now.|- Sorry, got caught up. {77820}{77881}Thanks. Listen, Rosie, just... {77961}{78009}Listen to me, bottom line. {78012}{78106}Tad Hamilton is an actor, OK? {78155}{78238}How do you know|that he's not acting with you? {78274}{78340}- He's not acting.|- No. {78342}{78407}He is. He's playing a role. {78409}{78486}The role of Hollywood bad boy|trying to find virtue. {78529}{78583}OK, after you guys have... {78636}{78706}After you guys have been|together a couple of times {78755}{78820}he's out of here, OK? {78844}{78921}You will never see him again. {78965}{79034}Hey, Rosie, guess what?|I bought a house. {79037}{79136}I bought a house.|Can you believe it? Can you believe it? {79138}{79247}lt's actually a farm with a house|and a silo for my wheat. {79250}{79328}- Really? You bought a house.|- I bought a house. {79330}{79397}We're putting down roots, baby. {79422}{79472}- What do you think of that?|- lt's good. {79474}{79522}Come see it. Maybe after work? {79534}{79582}- I'd love to.|- Yeah, I'd love to. {79682}{79728}Great. {80240}{80310}He's going to stay in the motel|while he fixes up the farm. {80314}{80404}- He's a farmer all of a sudden?|- I think he'll be a good farmer. {80406}{80454}He's from Malibu, California. {80458}{80524}The only thing they grow there|are breasts. {80526}{80573}Could you smile a little bit? {80575}{80640}- This means nothing.|- You are unbelievable. {80642}{80741}What? Rosie, people like this|buy houses all the time. {80743}{80806}- lt's called a tax shelter.|- Peter. {80808}{80880}I can guarantee you|that by the end of today {80882}{80952}Tad's farm and his house {80988}{81056}and his fricking wheat|will be right back on the market. {81058}{81121}Why? What are you going to do? {81124}{81223}Nothing. You know,|just be a good neighbor. {81370}{81406}Howdy. {81408}{81490}- Tad, this place is unbelievable.|- Thanks, little lady. {81562}{81654}This barn sits on what they call|"the south 40." {81658}{81768}Yeah. I�m not sure exactly|how many acres that is, but {81770}{81802}I'm going to guess that's a lot. {81842}{81915}I'm going to guess 40. {81918}{81988}Oh, yeah. Could be. {81990}{82066}Tad, being a new farm owner and all, {82090}{82174}I know you'll probably get some people|to run this place for you, but... {82176}{82250}hell, I'd be happy to show you|a couple of everyday farm chores. {82254}{82328}Really? Pete, that would be great.|Thank you. {82330}{82402}Tad, that's not a problem. {82446}{82540}What you're going to do here|is grab on to one of the... {82586}{82632}essentially one of the nipples, {82634}{82709}and just pull it firmly but gently|towards the pail. {82711}{82781}You're going to freak out a... {82802}{82921}Mmm, look at all that creamy milk.|That a girl, Arleen. That a girl. {82925}{83019}- You are making old Tad thirsty.|- Where'd you learn to do that? {83022}{83096}Pete, you remember my remake|of The Grapes of Wrath? {83266}{83335}OK, so, the trick is|to take a full swing {83338}{83423}so as to split the log in one swift... {83482}{83552}stroke. {83555}{83612}OK. {83620}{83696}Yeah. Let's do this. {83714}{83791}So, you work out? {83794}{83841}- No.|- Yeah, me neither. {83854}{83890}I know, it's like... Me neither. {83914}{84024}OK. lt's just basically|one swift stroke. {84074}{84176}OK. And sometimes, basically,|you get a bad piece of wood. Basically. {84200}{84262}And sometimes you don't. {84264}{84341}That's good. Beginner's luck.|First time's the charm. {84433}{84509}And the luck continues.|That's great for you, man. {84513}{84601}Did you ever see a movie I did called|A Man Named Jackson? {84610}{84676}If it came out, Tad, {84678}{84750}then I saw it. {84770}{84845}I think the ax is actually broken. {84849}{84894}You got it. Good. {85114}{85176}Get someone else to cry,|because I don't cry. {85202}{85229}I don't do that. {85367}{85445}Which is why I try to stay away|from melodramas. {85494}{85545}Oh, my God. I finally did it. {85558}{85614}People, are you watching this? Rosie. {86696}{86742}- Pete.|- Hey, Tad. {86746}{86808}- Hey.|- Can I talk to you for a sec? {86818}{86880}Yeah, sure. {86883}{87006}- Forgive the intrusion, but...|- No, no. Please, fire away. {87010}{87074}OK. Here it is. {87237}{87297}You win, OK?|Fair and square. {87323}{87390}- You win.|- Thank you. {87393}{87480}You did have an advantage|or two going in, but... {87529}{87603}Excuse me, we're in the middle|of something here. {87606}{87668}Yeah, no problem. {87753}{87822}I want Rosie to be happy. {87824}{87916}So, I got to ask you|a couple of questions. {87946}{88032}Do you know how long she keeps her hair|in straight or in curly mode? {88034}{88066}What? {88082}{88137}Or why her favorite necklace|has a starfish clasp? {88139}{88162}No. {88178}{88257}Do you even know|that she has six different smiles? {88259}{88316}- She has six smiles?|- Yeah. {88322}{88370}One when something|flat out makes her laugh. {88374}{88425}One when she's laughing|out of politeness. {88427}{88487}But there's one when she makes plans. {88514}{88539}One when she makes fun of herself. {88542}{88645}One when she's uncomfortable.|And one when... {88682}{88757}One when she's talking|about her friends. {88811}{88892}- I don't know those things yet, Pete.|- No, you don't, Tad. {88898}{88944}I'm telling you, she is more of... {88994}{89072}a treasure than you can possibly know. {89075}{89146}She's not just some|wholesome small-town girl, {89147}{89210}some good-for-you breath of fresh air. {89214}{89288}Tad, she is a wonderful person|with a huge heart. {89290}{89314}Yeah. {89315}{89406}And the kind of beauty that a guy|only sees once, you know? Once. {89478}{89619}Listen, Tad, if there is even a chance|that you could break her heart, {89651}{89715}please, just, for her sake... {89766}{89816}walk away, man. {89842}{89927}I could never break Rosalee's heart. OK? {89929}{89980}Good. Because if you do, I swear to God, {89982}{90053}I will tear you to pieces|with my bare hands. {90055}{90128}Or vicious rhetoric. {90270}{90318}You're a good guy, Pete. {90340}{90442}But it's apparently not good enough. {90751}{90801}- Do you mind if l...|- Yeah, no. My bad. {90804}{90866}Finish up in here. I�m sorry. {91091}{91153}You're a good kisser. {91182}{91276}But I guess it doesn't come|as a shock to you to hear that. {91279}{91346}You're a really good kisser. {91350}{91423}- Even compared to Hollywood girls?|- Mm-hmm. {91472}{91534}That's just ridiculous. {91716}{91759}Oh, Tad Hamilton. {91762}{91810}Your favorite people are here. {91826}{91853}- You got to be kidding me.|- Who is it? {91856}{91921}- Guess who?|- lt's my agent and my manager. {91924}{91994}Taddy? Tadala. {91998}{92091}- This is a nightmare.|- Housekeeping. {92094}{92159}Let us in. {92161}{92229}- Hey, Tad.|- I'd like to apologize for... {92240}{92278}Open zee zleibenshlocken. {92280}{92353}Come on.|You're not going to be Punk'd. {92388}{92482}- Fellas.|- Tad Edward Hamilton. {92573}{92626}- Howdy, little lady.|- Hi. {92714}{92808}My manager, Richard Levy|and my agent, Richard Levy. {92811}{92859}You're both named Richard Levy? {92862}{92909}Who isn't? {92982}{93030}You. {93032}{93106}- You must be Rosalee.|- Yes. {93122}{93167}- Did we come at a bad time?|- I hope so. {93169}{93218}Actually, yes. {93222}{93317}Well, Tad.|Jimmy lng stopped breathing. {93346}{93394}- What?|- You got the part, pal. {93406}{93489}Seems he saw something that|reminded him that he had to have you. {93502}{93601}- It was the body of your work.|- I knew it. {93603}{93681}Your credits.|The reality of you and who you are. {93694}{93742}He called me and said,|"Who am I kidding? {93746}{93791}"Tad Hamilton has to play this part." {93794}{93846}There's nobody else. {93894}{93982}Fellas, I have never felt better|than I do at this moment. {93986}{94033}Except for that weekend in Cabo. {94036}{94130}That is exactly|what I am talking about. {94158}{94225}Easy, "ve got a bad back. {94228}{94296}That's exactly what I�m talking about. {94322}{94421}I told you a little good career news|would put your head back on straight. {94475}{94563}- So then you're leaving?|- Yes. {94566}{94617}Fittings Monday and rehearsals Tuesday. {94630}{94714}You're back on the beam, pally. {94730}{94778}Boy, things happen fast. {94970}{95016}Oh, my God. {95018}{95089}- You're right.|- No, it's fine. {95091}{95145}- I�m going to turn it down.|- What? {95147}{95184}- What?|- You are? {95186}{95235}I came here vowing|to change my priorities {95238}{95333}and at the first opportunity|I�m abandoning that. {95336}{95420}You're not going to turn down the part.|We both know that. {95483}{95577}- Give us a minute, will you, fellas?|- We'll be in the lobby. {95649}{95713}I wonder if they have|a masseuse on staff. {96004}{96072}- I want you to go with me.|- What? {96098}{96177}- What?|- She absolutely cannot go with him. {96180}{96239}I won't take the part|unless you come me. {96241}{96288}Although we could work something out. {96290}{96359}- Really?|- Yes, really. {96361}{96457}Rosie, have you been listening|to anything "ve been telling you? {96491}{96551}I love you. {96602}{96657}How many times in your life|have you said that? {96769}{96864}- Not counting the movies?|- Not counting. {96937}{96983}I've said it a few times. {97030}{97076}But... {97089}{97159}But I never knew what it meant. {97281}{97327}I can't go with you, Tad. {97370}{97420}Because you don't love me. {97465}{97517}You maybe want to love me, {97520}{97607}but I think what you love right now|is the idea of me. {97658}{97703}You can't love someone|for what they stand for or seem to be. {97706}{97754}You have to love them for their details, {97758}{97823}for the things that are|true of them and only them. {97826}{97896}- I do love you for your details, Rosie.|- You don't. {97898}{97992}You couldn't possibly.|You don't even know what they are. {98218}{98311}- You have six smiles.|- What? {98352}{98427}You have six smiles.|Did you know that? {98455}{98530}One when something|really makes you laugh. {98546}{98645}And one when you're just|laughing out of politeness. {98670}{98717}One when you're making plans {98720}{98806}and one when|you're making fun of yourself. {98808}{98887}One when you're uncomfortable|and one when... {98953}{99025}One when you're talking|about your friends. {99029}{99101}- How many is that?|- Like 50. {99131}{99216}I told you. I told you. {99268}{99345}That is so much better|than any speech from any of your movies. {99358}{99408}I had a better writer. {99467}{99514}So... {99557}{99602}Will you go? {99850}{99897}Yes. {99958}{100032}He's going back to Cali,|to Cali, to Cali. {100108}{100200}- What are you thinking?|- Nothing. I�m done thinking. {100202}{100270}If I�m making a huge mistake,|I don't want to know. {100274}{100325}You're not making a mistake. {100605}{100637}You know, as a bartender {100640}{100772}you do learn to kind of recognize|those customers who need to talk. {100787}{100847}Angelica, I�m fine. {100849}{100925}But could I have, like, six more of these? {100929}{101046}No, Pete. You really need to talk. {101095}{101141}OK. {101171}{101261}I think that our friend Rosie... {101288}{101358}might be falling in love|with Tad Hamilton. {101362}{101450}Yeah, didn't have to be a bartender|to see that one coming. {101453}{101548}Right, but the problem with that is... {101616}{101673}that I�m in love with Rosie. {101738}{101840}You know, I always thought|that maybe you were. {102074}{102105}So how much do you love her? {102146}{102249}Is it love, is it big love|or is it great love? {102251}{102316}What do you mean? {102318}{102368}Love you get over in two months. {102371}{102418}Big love, two years. {102463}{102481}And great love... {102511}{102625}- Yeah?|- Great love changes your life. {102815}{102875}Oh, my God. {102877}{102922}lt's great love. {103060}{103106}lsn't that great? {103130}{103178}You got to win her back. {103207}{103353}Angelica, trust me,|I have tried everything. {103356}{103426}What did she say|when you told her that you love her? {103516}{103640}Well, actually,|maybe not everything, but... {103642}{103714}What did she say when you kissed her? {103716}{103805}OK, maybe it's more like|two things I haven't tried. {103807}{103875}Well, what have you tried? {103878}{104022}I have very unsubtly|implied how I feel about her. {104061}{104094}- OK, get up.|- What? {104097}{104158}- Get your ass off the barstool.|- Angelica. {104160}{104278}Hey, if you feel it and you don't do|everything in your power to reach for it {104282}{104337}you are basically|slapping life in the face. {104350}{104506}I hate to break it to you,|but I don't stand a chance here, OK? {104521}{104615}As my father told me when I said|I'd never get that job in a bar: {104617}{104734}"Honey, your odds go up|when you file an application." {104736}{104816}Sure, but I�m up against... {104856}{104909}Tad Hamilton. {104981}{105026}You are Tad Hamilton. {105074}{105118}- What?|- Don't you see? {105122}{105194}Everybody's Tad Hamilton|to somebody, Pete. {105197}{105268}Rosalee's Tad Hamilton to you. {105295}{105345}And you're Tad Hamilton to me. {105440}{105489}Angelica, thank you. {105502}{105551}So start acting like it. {105578}{105600}OK. {105634}{105677}Yeah, OK. {105719}{105773}You are a really good bartender. {106130}{106138}- Hi.|- Hey. {106154}{106197}Come in, come in. {106305}{106351}I have something to talk to you about. {106354}{106401}- Me, too.|- Really? You go first. {106403}{106446}- No, you go first.|- No. {106450}{106536}- Seriously, you go first.|- OK. {106562}{106584}Tad got a part in this huge movie {106586}{106659}and he asked me to go with him|to California for the shoot. {106662}{106756}We leave tomorrow afternoon.|lsn't that great? {106787}{106831}I probably should've gone first. {106834}{106925}Why? What were you going to say? {106970}{107042}lt's nothing. It was nothing. {107044}{107134}Just, you know, travel safely, OK? {107138}{107192}And just really enjoy the shoot. {107306}{107386}Actually, no, I remember|what I was going to say. {107649}{107695}I love you, Rosie. {107743}{107789}I always have. {107791}{107881}If "ve been a jerk this last week,|it's because I have been fighting. {107903}{107953}I have been fighting for you. {107998}{108078}I don't want to lose you|to Tad Hamilton or anyone else. {108198}{108244}You're the one. {108412}{108500}So, any reaction to any of this? {108506}{108584}Because now would be an excellent time. {108681}{108767}Now? You kiss me now? {108798}{108920}You say this to me now,|after 22 years of being my friend? {108972}{109062}Yes, to all questions. {109153}{109199}I'm... {109279}{109325}I have to pack. {109418}{109443}You're telling me that you can't answer {109446}{109519}the most important question|I'll ever ask in my entire life {109522}{109584}because you have to pack? {109586}{109661}Not only do I have to pack, but I have|a load of whites in the dryer, {109664}{109737}and my dad called my relatives|from San Clemente {109740}{109800}and they're expecting me, so.. {109802}{109849}it's all in the works. {109851}{109898}But this is... {109943}{110038}Rosie, what's in your heart? {110261}{110307}I'm sorry. {110522}{110570}I'm sorry, too. {110957}{111047}- You OK, Pete?|- Yes, sir. {111074}{111125}Listen, Pete, obviously|we've all been a little seduced {111129}{111212}by Tad Hamilton's presence. {111228}{111310}No one more so than me. {111314}{111417}But that doesn't mean I don't know|who cares about my daughter the most {111430}{111524}and who she would be with|if the world were fair. {111607}{111718}- Well, it's not.|- No. No, it's not. {111751}{111894}When I was your age I was completely|in love with Eleanor Hershey. {111962}{112041}Of the chocolate Hersheys? {112054}{112126}The Hershey chocolates? {112154}{112205}She was a great girl,|completely unpretentious. {112208}{112278}I actually met her|filling her Cadillac up with gas. {112307}{112391}Anyway, there was this French guy.|He was really rich. {112394}{112485}He owned, like, France. {112495}{112537}I didn't stand a chance. {112540}{112612}It happens that way sometimes.|It shouldn't, but it does. {112615}{112712}Sometimes Goliath|kicks the shit out of David. {112738}{112809}lt's just nobody bothers|to tell that story. {112853}{112917}Well, thanks, Mr. Futch. {112947}{113001}I feel much better now. {113094}{113188}- Goodbye, Mr. Futch.|- Take it easy, Pete. {113594}{113660}Are you sure you know what you're doing? {113666}{113694}No. {113698}{113768}Ever feel more confused or alone? {113771}{113818}No. {113830}{113886}Have a nice flight. {114098}{114153}So, we'll see you|after principal photography. {114155}{114220}Yes, Daddy. {114222}{114310}You guys don't mind not flying with us?|We need our privacy. {114312}{114359}- That's fine.|- Yeah. {114361}{114431}We look forward|to our shit-ass commercial flight. {114433}{114487}I always wanted|a layover in Cincinnati. {114490}{114553}- We will be absolutely fine.|- Another one in Chicago. {114556}{114602}So we'll be in LA by April? {114683}{114742}We'll be fine. {114768}{114818}- lt's time.|- OK. {114821}{114892}- Safe trip, Tad.|- Bye, honey. {114985}{115061}- Welcome aboard, Mr. Hamilton.|- Bye. {115063}{115124}- Miss?|- Thank you. {115232}{115319}Stop it. Stop it.|What's the matter with you? {115321}{115396}Come on.|Commercial isn't so bad. {115398}{115450}There's got to be room for one more. {115466}{115514}Will you pull yourself together? {115517}{115562}Thank you. {115566}{115609}Would you like a Vicodin? {116638}{116687}Jimmy, being|in your movie is a privilege. {116690}{116794}In fact, it's more than a privilege.|lt's a real privilege. {116834}{116909}Can l... Do you mind if I call you back|in a few minutes? {116973}{117002}OK, thank you, sir. {117294}{117346}- You OK?|- Mm-hmm. {117389}{117454}I'm just a little nervous|for some reason. {117486}{117551}I have a little nervous feeling|in my... self. {117583}{117647}- But that's only natural, right?|- Yeah. {117649}{117719}This is a pretty huge thing I�m doing. {117742}{117772}Kind of a great leap of faith. {117774}{117845}But I have that faith in you. {117874}{117945}So I�m fine. lt's going to be great. {117948}{118052}- Good.|- Can't you tell by my smile? {118154}{118203}Which one is it? {118229}{118297}- What?|- What number smile is it? {118299}{118346}lt's... {118349}{118420}Wait, it was one. {118514}{118593}No, one was when something|really made me laugh. {118634}{118703}- Right?|- One and a half. {119116}{119165}Rosie... {119210}{119302}I didn't know about your six smiles.|Pete told me about them. {119304}{119361}He made me swear|I wasn't going to break your heart, {119364}{119410}or he would tear me to pieces, {119426}{119521}either with his bare hands|or his rhetoric. {119552}{119625}I stole the speech from Pete|to get you to come here with me. {119627}{119693}I lied. And I�m sorry. {119745}{119809}And I know you're going to be|very upset. I just... {119867}{119955}- Pete told you about the six smiles?|- Yeah. {119958}{120053}And made you swear|that you wouldn't break my heart? {120056}{120172}Or he'd tear you to pieces, with either|his bare hands or his rhetoric? {120174}{120229}Yeah. {120274}{120346}That is just so... {120438}{120485}adorable. {120562}{120609}What? {120632}{120702}Do you think it's possible {120705}{120817}to love someone your whole life|and never really realize it {120821}{120921}until something happens|that makes you see? {120946}{121031}- What's that from?|- No, it's not from anything. {121054}{121085}I'm just saying it to you. {121181}{121232}Wow. {121473}{121534}Man, what a week. {121582}{121682}Fell in love for the first time,|got my heart broken for the first time, {121686}{121754}was honorable for the first time. {121757}{121847}Got bit in the ass for being|honorable for the first time. {121850}{121901}Bought a farm. {121904}{121969}I'm sorry about the broken-heart part. {122234}{122318}Do you think|you could take me home now? {122340}{122400}Yeah. {122696}{122742}Thank you. {122809}{122858}- Cathy.|- Rosie? {122862}{122933}- Where's Pete?|- He's not here. What are you doing? {122937}{122998}What do you mean?|He's always here. He's Pete. {123002}{123056}No. He didn't come in today. {123106}{123173}Can I borrow your car? {123176}{123245}Yes. {123250}{123297}Thank you. {123606}{123652}Pete. Pete. {123870}{123917}Not Pete. {123987}{124034}Wow. {124376}{124446}I'm just here because Pete|asked me to box up some stuff. {124494}{124564}- Why? Where's he going?|- Richmond. {124586}{124636}And he isn't going. {124639}{124685}He's gone. {124714}{124775}He's gone to Richmond? {124798}{124833}Why? {124855}{124942}I cannot believe I am taking|my work home with me. {125040}{125165}When great love is rejected, Rosalee,|something inside a man dies. {125192}{125238}So all he can do is run away, {125242}{125335}where he can meet the girl|he'll love second most. {125430}{125482}- Unless...|- Unless what? {125498}{125566}Unless you can get to him|before he closes the book on you. {125621}{125697}But once it's closed, it's closed. {125699}{125770}lt's finished. lt's gone, dead. {125782}{125854}lt's crushed. lt's beaten. lt's buried. {125858}{125907}It is lost for all of time in a sea... {125910}{125997}- Angelica.|- OK, yeah. {126026}{126085}I owe you. {126130}{126176}Go. {126864}{126941}If you've been dumped,|give us a call on late-night talk. {126943}{126993}Let's go to line one.|Scott, you're on... {127282}{127345}What? Pass me. {127401}{127462}Pete. Pete. {127780}{127857}- Are you OK?|- Yeah. No... {127859}{127905}No, I meant to do that. {128692}{128745}You have five smiles, Pete. {128816}{128904}One when you think someone's an idiot. {128906}{128977}One when you think|someone's really an idiot. {129030}{129128}One when you're getting all dressed up. {129131}{129190}One when you're singing Barry White. {129228}{129274}And one... {129319}{129366}when you're looking at me. {129823}{129910}For all you lovers out there,|this one's for you. {130200}{130270}I can't believe|I�m going to say this, but... {130359}{130400}would you like to dance?56040