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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:47,631 PROHIBITED TO CHILDREN UNDER 18 2 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:04,314 A FILM ADRIFT IN THE COSMOS 3 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,441 - It's for you. - Who is it? 4 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:10,070 Your office. Call Mother afterwards, to check about the clinic. 5 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,613 I told you, I've done it. 6 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,824 She's misunderstood you, then. 7 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,460 When Roland drives your father home from the clinic, 8 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,797 it would be nice if they both died in an accident. 9 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,719 A FILM FOUND IN A DUMP 10 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,429 Did he get his brakes repaired? 11 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,016 No, I managed to make him forget. 12 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,022 Seven people were killed at Evreux junction last Sunday. 13 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,194 That would be lovely. 14 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,289 Hey, are you nuts? 15 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,681 But what will you do? 16 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,770 I'm not driving back with them. I'll say I have a cough. 17 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,233 What are you thinking? 18 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,238 Is Roland getting suspicious? He gives me funny looks at times. 19 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:40,661 No, I let him screw me sometimes, so he thinks I love him. 20 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,552 Don't phone here again, it's dangerous. 21 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,473 The fuss was someone hitting a guy who'd broken his headlight. 22 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,017 I thought he was dead for a moment. 23 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,272 Yes, it would have been nice if it was her. 24 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,525 No, the money first. 25 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,779 I always say that because I love you. 26 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,493 I've got to be careful, after the sleeping pills and gas. 27 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,872 She's stupid, but she'll catch on sooner or later. 28 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,376 The main thing is for her dad to pop off. 29 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,212 When Corinne's got the money we'll take care of her. 30 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,798 Sure I love you. 31 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,219 You're my splendid bitch, you know that. 32 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,555 Till Monday, then. 33 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,766 When was it, then? 34 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:30,020 Tuesday... Tuesday evening after the swimming pool. 35 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,648 - You said it was two days ago. - I was wrong. 36 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,737 I know it was Tuesday because I took the last pill on Wednesday. 37 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,407 Anyway, I wasn't scared about it. 38 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,661 Why should you be? It wasn't the first time. 39 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,457 Well, it wasn't like a women's magazine romance. 40 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:59,925 I don't know... his eyes were so hard... his mouth, his words... 41 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,432 He started in the Mercedes. 42 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:13,271 I told him I went for him. I wanted more than a quick screw. 43 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:18,109 We ought to meet again somewhere. Cuddling in cars is dreary. 44 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:24,699 I said to take me home and I'd call him in the afternoon. 45 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:30,288 I wanted to screw, but I'd rather wait. 46 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,791 What did he say? 47 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:39,464 He talked about my body, and how I turned him on... 48 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,425 and how it was vulgar and unkind. 49 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,556 - Did you think of me, too? - Of course I did. 50 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,519 But he did drive you home. 51 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,439 ANALYSIS 52 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,859 But we stopped in rue Molitor... 53 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,988 and kissed for a long time in the parking place. 54 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,200 He had one hand between my legs. 55 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,495 The other grasping my neck. 56 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:15,250 He stayed like that, without moving. 57 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,835 And you? 58 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:21,590 didn't move either. I was cold. 59 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:28,388 He guessed I wanted another drink so we drove to St. Lazare. 60 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,640 All the caf�s were shut. 61 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,977 He lives in rue Pasquier, near St. Lazare. 62 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,278 I was tired and very cold. 63 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,240 realize now I wasn't drunk at all. 64 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:52,746 I wanted him to screw me then - anywhere, even in the lift. 65 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,290 But I didn't say anything. 66 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,961 His shoulder touched one of my breasts when he shut the lift door. 67 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,964 - Why? - It just did. 68 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,677 Monique came and opened the door. 69 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:14,893 Surprising. I thought she'd gone to Spain with that designer. You know? 70 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,396 No. I don't know. 71 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,524 We saw them once in that line at the cinema. 72 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,069 didn't know she was his wife. 73 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,571 They've only been married two months. 74 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,034 Well, what then? 75 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,539 Well, she opened the door. 76 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,878 Paul took off his coat and asked if there was a hot drink. 77 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,216 Monique said there was only whiskey and some vile red wine. 78 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,385 She started laughing. 79 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,554 Paul began to look annoyed. 80 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,099 I burst into laughter, too. 81 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:58,228 He looked at us, then said he'd go and change his clothes. 82 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,481 I went with Monique to her room. 83 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:05,568 Not bad. There was a fire. 84 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,655 I took off my raincoat. 85 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,908 Monique looked at me. 86 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,829 She asked why I seemed to be shivering... 87 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,582 ...if I was cold I could undress. 88 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,877 No need to feel embarrassed. 89 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,213 Then she helped me. 90 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,715 To do what? 91 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,719 Take off my skirt and pullover. 92 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,929 see. 93 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,475 I was in my bra and panties. 94 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:42,731 I went to the fire. My back was to her, 95 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,233 but I knew she was watching me. 96 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,778 I asked why she said nothing. 97 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:52,741 She didn't reply, so I turned around. 98 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,327 She was by the window, her back to me. 99 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:02,959 She sensed my gaze. She took off her dressing gown. She was naked. 100 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,840 She asked if I thought her bottom was too big. I said no. 101 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:16,806 She turned around, parted her legs and asked me to describe them. 102 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,061 I said she had white thighs... 103 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,148 ...and her bush was a black smudge above them. 104 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,278 She called Paul. 105 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,033 She came up behind me. 106 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,326 Why? 107 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,790 To unhook my bra. 108 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:49,005 Then Paul came in. 109 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:55,386 Wearing pajamas, the coat open. He had a bottle of whiskey. 110 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,556 He made me drink. 111 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,645 Then he told Monique to go on. 112 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,647 What was she doing? 113 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,608 Fondling my breasts. 114 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,737 And then? 115 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:20,870 Paul stripped off too, and flaunted his penis for me. 116 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,998 He told Monique to take off my panties. 117 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,670 He made me kneel and put my head between Monique's legs. 118 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,049 Now my back was turned to Paul. 119 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,721 I remember she was describing my buttocks... 120 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,058 ...and he gazed at them all the time... 121 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,147 ...then came closer and fingered them. 122 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,318 The rest of the bottle was poured over my back. 123 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,030 I felt the liquid run between my buttocks. 124 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:01,202 Paul knelt and began to lick my ass. 125 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,037 It wasn't unpleasant. 126 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,999 It was quite wonderful. 127 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,461 I felt Monique's bush against my neck... 128 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:17,260 ...her hair mingling with my hair. 129 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,641 While her husband caressed my buttocks... 130 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,103 ...she put my hands on her buttocks... 131 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:32,358 ...and she fondled my breasts again. 132 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,823 I felt her buttocks open to receive my fingers, then close upon them. 133 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,325 And you? 134 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,749 They wanted me to talk about it, so that my sensations would excite them. 135 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,045 Only Gitanes? No American cigarettes? 136 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,922 In my jacket. 137 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,513 None left. 138 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,100 - Take a Gitane. - I can't bear them. 139 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,437 Is that all? 140 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:15,276 After a while, Paul asked Monique to change places with me. 141 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:26,204 She kissed my bush while I helped Paul screw her from behind. 142 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,373 And that was all? 143 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,584 Then we watched each other masturbate. 144 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:38,299 Then Paul cried: �To the kitchen, pussies!� 145 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,011 - What for? - I'm telling you. 146 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:46,933 On the fridge there was a dish of milk for the cat. 147 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:52,021 Monique said: �What will you bet me to sit in the dish?� 148 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,983 I bet you wouldn't dare,� said Paul. 149 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:59,404 She climbed on the sink, level with the fridge, 150 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,490 and sat in the dish. 151 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:07,161 Never taking her eyes off us, she ordered us to masturbate. 152 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,830 Is that all? 153 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:14,127 Paul told me to stop just as I was coming... 154 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,172 ...and to climb up on the sink, too... 155 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,843 ...and kneel in front of Monique. 156 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,054 Then he took an egg from the fridge. 157 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:31,144 I licked Monique's pussy, in the milk... 158 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:36,107 ...and he put an egg between my buttocks. 159 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:40,737 When I came the egg broke and ran down my legs. 160 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:46,117 - Is this true, or a nightmare? - I don't know. 161 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,455 I adore you, Corinne. Come and work me up. 162 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,709 SATURDAY 10:00 AM 163 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,253 Hurry up, or the highway will be jammed. 164 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,130 I'll show you! 165 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,176 Get a move on! 166 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,552 Hey, mister! 167 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,763 What make is this junker? - Get lost. 168 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,931 know what it is. 169 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,769 It's a crapped-out Facel. 170 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,396 As crapped-out as your wife. 171 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,777 A crapped-out Facel! 172 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,372 They've damaged the Dauphine. 173 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,623 SCENE OF PARISIAN LIFE 174 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,750 What is it? 175 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,462 It's fine. 176 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,839 Mom, they've damaged the Dauphine! 177 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,427 - Particulars must be exchanged. - I'll kick your particulars! 178 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,304 Mom! 179 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,311 - Want some money? Shut up, then. - Thanks. 180 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,027 Hey, 8805! 181 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,033 See what you've done to my car? - Your car's all right. 182 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,535 The bumper's dented. 183 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,288 Bumpers are made to be bumped. 184 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,254 Just because your father-in-law owns the building... 185 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:25,049 Just because you've got a dress from Chez Dolores... 186 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,551 Give me your details. 187 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,972 Georges! 188 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,100 Give me the paint thing from the trunk. 189 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,941 Toffee-nosed little bitch! 190 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,490 - I've had enough. - Stop it. 191 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,368 Stop it, that's enough! 192 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,596 Bastard! Shit-heap! Communist! 193 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,764 SATURDAY 11:00 AM 194 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,420 1:40 PM 195 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,176 2:10 PM 196 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:21,794 The Internationale 197 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,005 Unites the human race... 198 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:39,061 Go on, then, telephone to Oinville. 199 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,731 If you drove faster, we wouldn't be late. 200 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,818 I'll drive the way I please. 201 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:51,115 We must pick up Father from the clinic. Mother mustn't arrange it. 202 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,701 They're a real drag. 203 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:58,914 I know, but if Papa dictates a new will into his tape recorder... 204 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,749 It wouldn't be valid. 205 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:05,462 Maybe not, but don't risk losing your winter holiday in Mexico. 206 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,923 Or it'll take forever. 207 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:13,262 Of course not. Don't worry, it'll work out. 208 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:19,727 Then why have we put poison in his grub every Saturday for five years? 209 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,940 Ring and say the highway's blocked and we'll be late. 210 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:29,778 See what happened to that Triumph? If only it were Papa and Mama. 211 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,502 You bourgeois turd! 212 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,380 You stupid hick! 213 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,132 Parisian bitch! 214 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,675 THE CLASS STRUGGLE 215 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,345 You killed the man I love! 216 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:59,433 Why drive so fast? This isn't St. Tropez. 217 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:04,897 You can't stand us having money when you don't, can you? 218 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:09,651 You can't stand us screwing on the Riviera, screwing at ski-resorts! 219 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:15,491 Can't stand us throwing cash around all year while you can't! 220 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:20,662 And in spring we go to Greece, where dirty peasants like you... 221 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:25,250 ...are thrown into jail along with their shitty tractors. 222 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,878 No need to insult my tractor, miss. 223 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,131 I bet you don't even own it. 224 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:36,345 It belongs to a crooked union or a crummy cooperative. 225 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,972 Your foreign car! Stolen, I bet! 226 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:46,647 The heir to the Robert factories gave it to me because I screwed him. 227 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:50,651 You impotent bunch are incapable of screwing! 228 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:54,905 The government screws you and your twat of a tractor! 229 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,659 Without me and my tractor the French would starve. 230 00:26:58,826 --> 00:26:59,952 Paul is dead! 231 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,962 He had the right of way. Now he's dead. 232 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,172 Don't you be so sure. 233 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,508 He had the right. 234 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:18,053 He was handsome, young, rich. 235 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:25,018 He had the right over fat ones, poor ones, old ones... 236 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,271 You shouldn't say that. 237 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,026 You wretched great shit heap, you! 238 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,656 You wretched little tart! 239 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,868 Your cut-price tractor! 240 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:44,288 It cost plenty for someone who toils with his hands. 241 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:48,667 And my Triumph? A total loss. 242 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:52,713 You don't give a damn, do you? 243 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,339 And now he's dead. 244 00:27:56,216 --> 00:28:01,179 You think you can shrug it off, do you? Well, I say you won't! 245 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,310 Witnesses! We had right of way, didn't we? 246 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,354 Sorry, but we don't have the time. 247 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:13,483 You can't just leave like that. We're all brothers, as Marx said. 248 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,529 You bastards! 249 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,364 Bastards! 250 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,700 Jews! Dirty Jews! 251 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,702 You're disgusting! 252 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,086 PHONY GRAPH 253 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:59,947 Your shortcuts always waste time and that means money. 254 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,615 Don't bother me. 255 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,080 When did civilization begin? 256 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,210 You're worried about it? 257 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,338 No, it's the landscape. 258 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,758 Anyway, I don't understand. 259 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:21,176 What? 260 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:25,263 Didn't you hear what he said? �We're all brothers, as Marx said.� 261 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,974 It wasn't Marx. 262 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,143 Another communist said it. Jesus said it. 263 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:34,064 Anyway, I agree with you. 264 00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:38,652 I don't care, even if it's true. These aren't the Middle Ages. 265 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,239 What's the time? 266 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,784 SATURDAY 3:00 PM 267 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,583 SATURDAY 4:00 PM 268 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:58,422 If I humped your wife and hurt her, would you call that a scratch? 269 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:06,888 Run them down. 270 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,146 Will it rain? 271 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,735 Certainly it will. 272 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,614 No, the sun's coming out. 273 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,412 I say it'll rain. 274 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,376 SATURDAY 5:00 PM 275 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,674 Can you give me a lift? 276 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,356 - Get in. - Joseph! 277 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,401 - To Mantes la Jolie? - It's the other way. 278 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:04,071 - Then turn round. - You're crazy. 279 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,073 Go on! 280 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,533 I said turn round! Get in, Marie-Madeleine. 281 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,036 Hurry up! 282 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,750 Get a move on! 283 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,379 Stop! 284 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,883 Slowly! 285 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,721 - Get out! Hurry up! - You're crazy! 286 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,225 Get in, quick! 287 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,769 Be careful! 288 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,158 THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL 289 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:53,912 Help! 290 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,625 Silence! Even God has His police. 291 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,879 Prove it! 292 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,299 Will you shut up? 293 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,428 - Prove it. - Help! 294 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,804 Shut up! 295 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,848 Will you shut up? 296 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:16,893 Prove it how? 297 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,981 Well, we're married. We screw legally. 298 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,109 I bet that's not true of you two. 299 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,819 That's it in a nutshell! 300 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,156 Tell me your name, Madame. 301 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,075 Me? Corinne Durand. 302 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:35,871 Durand's your husband's name. What's yours? 303 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,665 My maiden name? Corinne Dupont. 304 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,043 Dupont is your father's name. What's yours? 305 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,503 don't know. 306 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,675 You see, you don't even know who you are. 307 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,304 Christianity is the refusal of self-knowledge, 308 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,181 the death of language. 309 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,849 Shut up, I said! 310 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:59,436 Are you going to keep your traps shut? 311 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,023 - And what is your name? - Joseph Balsamo. 312 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,983 Never heard of him. 313 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,736 - Help! - Will you shut up? 314 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,991 Listen. 315 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:18,538 I'm not surprised, the way you look: A Reader's Digest look. 316 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,165 Quiet, please. 317 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:25,587 You remind me of those who wouldn't move Andre Breton when he was dead. 318 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,132 Anyway, I'll explain. 319 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,094 Joseph Balsamo is the son of God and Alexandre Dumas. 320 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,555 God's an old queer, as everyone knows. 321 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:40,310 He screwed Dumas and I'm the result. Thus: I am God. 322 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,438 Yes, I'm God, because I'm lazy. 323 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,065 That's not true, my love. 324 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,317 - Help! - Will you... 325 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,030 Will you shut up? 326 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,784 You, too, Marie-Madeleine. 327 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,870 She's nice, but she's not too bright. 328 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,622 Laziness, God... 329 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:05,043 Look, shut up. Pack it in, will you? 330 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,089 That's enough. 331 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,677 She's nice. She understands laziness. 332 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,764 She understands about God, too. She obeys me. 333 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,183 What exactly are you up to? 334 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:25,689 I'm here to inform these Modern Times of the Grammatical Era's end... 335 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:31,403 ...and the beginning of Flamboyance, especially in cinema. 336 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:34,114 I've had enough. I'm stopping. 337 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:38,243 I'll make you a proposition. 338 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,954 Take me to London and I'll grant your wishes. 339 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,206 Oh, sure, you loser. 340 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,546 Really, just look and see what's under the dashboard. 341 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,132 Oh, shit, a miracle! 342 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,049 A rabbit. 343 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:57,178 Anything you wish, if you'll take me to London. 344 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,890 A big Mercedes sports car? 345 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,058 Yes. 346 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,477 An Yves St. Laurent evening dress? 347 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:05,603 Yes. 348 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,063 A Miami Beach hotel? 349 00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:11,276 Make me a blonde, a natural blonde. 350 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:17,490 A squadron of Mirage IVs, like the yids used to thrash the wogs. 351 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,910 - A weekend with James Bond. - I'll go for that, too. 352 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,913 Is that all you want? 353 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,415 Yes. 354 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:30,003 You creeps, I'll give you nothing. 355 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,965 Quick, a miracle, you swindler. 356 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,843 What, for assholes like you? 357 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,554 - That'll do! Get out! - Out! 358 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,976 Get out! 359 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:49,481 Out, you whore! I'll make you run! 360 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:56,446 Bastard! 361 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,076 Dirty Jew! I'll kill you! 362 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,048 Silence! 363 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,804 Silence! 364 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:25,809 Vade retro. Go home. 365 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,531 You see, the sun's come out. 366 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:43,743 Keep right! 367 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,886 Long live Anquetil! Long live Poulidor! 368 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,429 My Hermes handbag! 369 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,576 FROM THE FRENCH REVOLUTION TO GAULLIST WEEKENDS 370 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:10,580 Freedom is violence. 371 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:13,875 Like crime. 372 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:21,841 It seems to be the virtue of vice... 373 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,802 Is the knife under the pillow? 374 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:27,430 ...fighting against slavery... 375 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:30,558 ...desperately. 376 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,310 No, in the shed. 377 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:36,731 Freedom will kill herself in the long struggle. 378 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:44,405 Can the inconsistency of humanity be conceived? 379 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:45,573 And the ax? 380 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:49,285 Can one believe that man ordered society... 381 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:53,456 ...in order to be happy and reasonable? 382 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:02,048 Weary of wisdom, more like... 383 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,176 ...nature's wisdom... 384 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,844 In the shed, too. 385 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:11,182 ...he wishes to be unhappy and witless. 386 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,480 I see nought but constitutions... 387 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:22,318 ...steeped in gold, pride and blood... 388 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:27,156 ...and nowhere do I see the sweet humanity... 389 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,910 ...and equable moderation... 390 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:36,291 ...which ought to be the foundation of the social treaty. 391 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,126 SUNDAY 392 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,545 i cry into the void 393 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,088 STORY FOR MONDAY 394 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,882 The social treaty. 395 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,425 SUNDAY 396 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,677 i cry into the void 397 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,345 STORY FOR MONDAY 398 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:54,309 I cry into the void I call you in the midst of night 399 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,228 Get a move on. 400 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:04,944 Hello, can you hear me? Are you having good weather? 401 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:10,325 Even here, in the rain I breathe your air again 402 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:14,495 Here in the phone booth I'm cooped for all to see 403 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:18,625 I imagine you in a bar Looking out across the sea 404 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,879 Hello, can you hear me? How's Laurent, Jean-Luc and Joelle? 405 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:27,925 Do they still fish off the islands At the spot we know so well? 406 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,723 There go the pips again They tot up every word 407 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:37,602 I'm doing all the talking Tell me what news you've heard 408 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,897 Tell me with whom you're dancing What lies behind your words? 409 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,859 Hello, can you hear me Reply. Are your Ups too slack? 410 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:48,655 Can't you speak any louder? Will you be there if I call back? 411 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:53,284 I must be ringing off now People are waiting outside 412 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,788 Although I have been babbling I've hardly said a word 413 00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:01,167 Hello, can you hear me? They're getting impatient outside 414 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:05,838 In this world of dog eats dog Who cares fora love that's died? 415 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,757 What are you doing? - Trying the gears. 416 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,300 Is it a Porsche gearbox? 417 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,678 Get out! 418 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,933 Can you take us to the nearest garage? 419 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,353 There's only room for your wife, not you, too. 420 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:23,690 - I can sit in the back. - No, you'll clobber my hood. 421 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,902 You'll break it. 422 00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:32,281 Clear off, or I'll smash your face. 423 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,659 You're crazy! 424 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,538 Go on, clear off! 425 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,252 - He's nuts! - He's mad! 426 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:46,671 Clear off! 427 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,424 But you said I could go with you. 428 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:52,677 If you like, but not him. 429 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:54,971 Roland! 430 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:56,556 Quick! 431 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,562 - Let me go! - Wait. 432 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,150 - Go round. - Let me... 433 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,486 Hold him while I start up. 434 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,543 Help! 435 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,840 - Police! - Help! 436 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,276 Do you know if there's a garage nearby? 437 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,583 Is Oinville that way? 438 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,546 All these jerks are dead. 439 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:57,385 Here's someone. 440 00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:04,433 Hello. 441 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,978 Do you come from around here? 442 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,313 Are you local? 443 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,651 - Are you deaf? - Are you blind? 444 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:43,055 Robbed in Los Angeles, where one trades in dreams... 445 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:49,145 ...I concealed the theft, committed by an immigrant such as I... 446 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:52,148 ...a reader of my poems... 447 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:58,321 ...as I feared the deed might be observed by... animals, let us say. 448 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:03,075 - Thank you, Miss Bront�. - Not at all, love. 449 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,911 - Miss... - Yes, what? 450 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,625 Excuse me, but... 451 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,961 Which way is Oinville? 452 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,131 Poetical information or physical information? 453 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,385 - Which way to Oinville? - That way or this way? 454 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:27,350 Physics does not yet exist, only individual physical sciences, maybe. 455 00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:32,480 What a rotten film, all we meet are crazy people. 456 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:36,442 It's your own fault. Take it or leave it. 457 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,235 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 458 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:47,703 Perhaps fate knows everything and only appears to mishandle things. 459 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:52,625 Hesitatingly, it gives seven years of happiness, then takes back two. 460 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:57,964 - Thank you, Emily. - Not at all, love. 461 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,551 Miss, please! 462 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,188 - What is this? - A pebble. 463 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:18,192 LEWIS CARROLL'S WAY 464 00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:19,610 Poor pebble. 465 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:24,991 Ignored by architecture, sculpture, mosaic and jewelry. 466 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,996 It dates from the beginning of the planet, perhaps from another star. 467 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:35,876 Warped by space, like the stigmata of its terrible fall. 468 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:42,508 It predates man. And man has not embodied it in his art or industry. 469 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:47,847 He did not manufacture it and thus decide its place. 470 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,018 The pebble perpetuates nothing more than its own memory. 471 00:46:56,314 --> 00:47:01,485 Obviously, minerals are neither independent nor sensitive. 472 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,114 That's why it takes much to stir them. 473 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:09,827 The heat of a blowtorch, for instance, or an electric arc... 474 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:14,915 ...earthquakes, volcanoes or eons of time. 475 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,209 Which way is Oinville? 476 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,889 And I ask you what this is. 477 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,141 Grass. 478 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,727 No. Poa n?moralis. 479 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:36,479 Where's Oinville? 480 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:38,814 And what is that? 481 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,234 Chestnut. 482 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:45,154 No. Castanea sativa. 483 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,657 The start of a new day, in the gray dawn... 484 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:53,954 ...vultures will take wing to far shores... 485 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,749 ...flying soundlessly in the name of order. 486 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,085 - Thank you, miss. - Not at all, love. 487 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,921 We've been in an accident, people are expecting us. 488 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:05,424 And I beg you to help me solve this problem. 489 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:06,550 What now? 490 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:13,724 One. A kitten which likes fish is a good pupil. 491 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:17,937 Two. No tailless kitten is ready to play with a gorilla. 492 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:21,482 Three. Kittens with whiskers always love fish. 493 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,860 Four. No kitten fond of study has green eyes. 494 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,739 Five. No kitten with whiskers has a tail. 495 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,451 - What is the answer? - No idea. 496 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,871 And this one. 497 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:39,917 One. No shark doubts that it is well-armed. 498 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:44,672 Two. A fish that cannot dance the minuet is worthy of contempt. 499 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:49,552 Three. Without three rows of teeth, a fish is not assuredly well-armed. 500 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:54,265 Four. All fish except sharks are kind to children. 501 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,102 Five. No corpulent fish can dance the minuet. 502 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:02,773 Six. A fish with three rows of teeth is unworthy of contempt. 503 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:06,026 What's the answer? - No idea. 504 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,154 Miss Emily, 505 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:13,117 cease punishing petty crime and big crime will die. 506 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,538 Ponder that black night, in this vale of tears and horror... 507 00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:22,168 ...but exterminate the big thieves today... 508 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:28,883 ...for it is from them that the chill and the night come... 509 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:32,011 ...from them stems this world of horror. 510 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,554 Enough! 511 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:37,975 Be he black or white, I demand the death of the crocodile, murderer. 512 00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:41,228 This isn't a novel, it's a film. A film is life. 513 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:45,941 Cover the flowers in flame, stroke their hair, teach them to read... 514 00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:57,661 It's rotten of us, isn't it? 515 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,955 We have no right to burn even a philosopher. 516 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:02,458 Can't you see they're only imaginary characters? 517 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,211 - Why is she crying, then? - No idea. 518 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,759 We're little more than that ourselves. 519 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,056 I said to myself: What's the good of talking to them? 520 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,059 If they buy knowledge, it's only to resell it. 521 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:25,022 They want knowledge to sell at a profit. 522 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:29,443 They want nothing which would stand in the way of their victory. 523 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:32,571 They don't want to be oppressed, they want to oppress. 524 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:35,866 They don't want progress, they want to be first. 525 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:40,371 They'll submit to anyone who promises they can make the laws. 526 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:46,418 I wondered what I could say of them. I decided it was that. 527 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:55,844 A TUESDAY IN THE 100 YEARS WAR 528 00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:58,389 - We know nothing. - Yes. 529 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:02,643 We're totally ignorant of ourselves. 530 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:06,897 We're totally ignorant of what this worm is. 531 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,234 We're both enigmas. 532 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:16,573 Anyone who denies it is the most ignorant of all. 533 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:22,913 Anyone who denies it is the most ignorant of all. 534 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:31,880 Look, trousers by Eddy! 535 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:37,720 - How many days has it been now? - Today's Thursday. 536 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:47,187 Your old man must have died by now. 537 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:49,857 Monday at the latest. 538 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,949 Your mother will be furious with us. 539 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,247 It's too bad, not fair. 540 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:10,627 I bet the old bitch has altered his will. She won't share now. 541 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,131 A little torture will change her mind. 542 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:18,886 I remember a few tricks from when I was a lieutenant in Algeria. 543 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,804 Isn't that a truck coming? 544 00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:29,897 Quick, off with those trousers and lie down in the road! 545 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,235 Raise your knees! Open them wide, you fool! 546 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,537 Are you going towards Oinville? 547 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:50,584 Well? 548 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:55,214 He needs help with his concert. His helper's run off with some chick. 549 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,860 MUSICAL ACTION 550 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:25,053 There's two sorts of music: Music you listen to and music you don't. 551 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:30,225 Mozart you listen to. Just imagine all the royalties... 552 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,103 ...the poor man would get nowadays. 553 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:37,816 Music you don't listen to is what's called modern �serious� music. 554 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:41,278 No one goes to the concerts. 555 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:45,157 Real modern music, paradoxically... 556 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,495 ...is based on Mozart's harmonies. 557 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,538 You hear bits of Mozart... 558 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:56,293 ...in Dario Moreno, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones or whatever. 559 00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,172 Fundamentally Mozart's harmonies. 560 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,967 Modern �serious� music looked for others, 561 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:09,431 resulting in what is probably the biggest disaster in the history of art. 562 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:12,434 I'll continue the sonata, as all this bores you. 563 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:15,020 No, it's best to start again. 564 00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:13,954 Not bad. 565 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:34,391 Extraordinary grace, isn't it? Just think, when the poor man died... 566 00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:37,436 ...he was dumped into a pauper's grave, like a dog. 567 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:40,981 How sad, when you think of such melodic tenderness. 568 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:46,278 Do remember that all Vienna attended his funeral, happily. 569 00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:51,992 A snowstorm drove them off, though. They were a pack of dogs. Unfeeling. 570 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,285 Forgive me. 571 00:56:55,537 --> 00:57:00,208 Where had I got to, my dear? No, not there. You ought to know. 572 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:04,171 That's it. 573 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:34,863 Not bad. 574 00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:37,783 Don't think I play well, I'm no good. 575 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:44,539 If you could have heard Schnabel. He was my master. He's dead now. 576 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,083 He was a pianist, I'm just crap. 577 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,337 You must excuse me playing like a pig. 578 00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:53,924 If only you'd heard him... 579 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,135 ...his extraordinary tone. 580 00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,639 He rarely tackled Mozart, because he used to say: 581 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:06,520 Mozart's too easy for beginners and children, too hard for virtuosi. 582 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:32,420 Shit! It's this damn cigar that's making me play wrong notes. 583 01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:34,214 Now... 584 01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:55,402 A WEEK OF 4 THURSDAYS 585 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,038 Straight ahead. 586 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,710 Good-bye. Thanks. 587 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:18,592 Your turn. 588 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,526 A FRIDAY FAR FROM 589 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,029 What's this lot doing? 590 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:44,034 They're the Italian actors in the coproduction. 591 01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:46,786 A FRIDAY FAR FROM ROBINSON AND MANTES LA JOLIE 592 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,297 I've had it. 593 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:01,009 Come on. 594 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,027 Are you coming? 595 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,907 I've had enough. 596 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:49,432 Are you in a film or in reality? 597 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,895 - In a film. - In a film? You lie too much. 598 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,608 Bastard! 599 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:04,906 We'll find the way in the end. 600 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:07,617 I've had enough, I'm going to sleep or I'll die. 601 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,202 Die, then! 602 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:35,562 - Got a light? - No. 603 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,826 - There's a chick over there. - What of it? 604 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,289 Is she your chick? 605 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,840 No! Ouch! 606 01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:08,094 Help! 607 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,142 Help! 608 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,952 Are you going towards Oinville? 609 01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,830 Would you rather be screwed by Mao or Johnson? 610 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,415 Johnson, of course. 611 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,502 Drive on, Jean. He's a Fascist. 612 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:46,591 Bloody hell! 613 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:45,108 To Oinville? 614 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:49,696 - Who struck first: Israel or Egypt? - The bloody Egyptians! 615 01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,364 Pathetic ignoramus. 616 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,163 Let's go. 617 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:00,999 Your turn. 618 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:06,629 1, 2, 3, 4, 619 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:10,550 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 620 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:11,634 Your turn. 621 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,723 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 622 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,028 - To Oinville? - Yes, jump on. 623 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:57,639 - Shit! - Careful! Out of the way. 624 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,305 Just one mouthful. 625 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,403 A little bit more. 626 01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:59,617 That piece exactly corresponds 627 01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:03,705 to the fraction of the USA Budget given to the Congo. 628 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,082 Roland, help me. 629 01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:13,131 Sir, I'm hungry. 630 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:22,307 Kiss me. 631 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,938 Kiss me! 632 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,780 Pack it up! 633 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:45,038 I'm applying the law that the big oil companies apply to Algeria. 634 01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:46,998 What law? 635 01:08:47,874 --> 01:08:51,252 The law of a kiss and a kick in the ass. 636 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,046 WORLD 3 637 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,922 No need to be nasty. 638 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,967 My black brother will tell you my thoughts. 639 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,638 The optimism reigning today in Africa 640 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:07,268 is not inspired by natural forces benefiting Africans. 641 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:14,233 Nor because the old oppressor is behaving less inhumanely 642 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:16,027 and more benevolently. 643 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:20,365 The optimism is the direct result of revolutionary action, 644 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:25,495 political and or military, by the African masses. 645 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:28,706 Recently, a large section of humanity 646 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:33,711 was shaken to the core by the outbreak of an ideology, 647 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:38,675 Nazism, bringing a resurgence of torture and genocide 648 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,551 from the distant past. 649 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:45,056 The countries most immediately threatened by Nazism 650 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:50,853 formed an alliance and pledged to liberate occupied territory 651 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,107 and to break the back of Nazism: 652 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:57,568 to destroy the evil at its very source 653 01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,488 and liquidate all such regimes. 654 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:06,911 Africans must remember 655 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:10,331 that they also suffered a form of Nazism, 656 01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:15,002 exploitation, physical and spiritual liquidation 657 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:16,671 deliberately executed. 658 01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:21,551 They must see its French, English, South African manifestations... 659 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,806 ...and be just as ready to confront it 660 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,184 throughout all of Africa. 661 01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:34,355 We Africans declare that for over a century, 662 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:38,693 two hundred million Africans' lives have been held cheap, 663 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:42,739 denied, perpetually haunted by death. 664 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:47,577 We must not trust in the goodwill of the imperialists. 665 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:52,165 We must arm ourselves with resolution and militancy. 666 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:57,503 Material development of material resources will not liberate Africa. 667 01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:03,009 It is the African's hand and brain which will set in motion 668 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:06,053 the dialectic of the continent's liberation. 669 01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:11,476 Given those conditions, we may allow ourselves to be optimistic. 670 01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:12,477 My Arab brother 671 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,228 will speak for me. 672 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:18,983 Now that our hour of liberation is at hand, you scrape the barrel 673 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:22,111 hoping to find non-violent, pacific men, 674 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,990 men hardened by suffering, yet willing to pardon the outrage. 675 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,367 That is not what I seek. 676 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:33,039 I say a black's freedom is as valuable as a white's freedom. 677 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:37,335 I say that to gain his freedom, a black has the right 678 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:41,297 to do everything that other men have done to win their freedom. 679 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:45,802 I say that you and I won't win our freedom 680 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,721 by non-violence, patience and love. 681 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:53,351 We won't win it until we make everyone realize 682 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:57,688 that it is our right to follow the example 683 01:11:57,855 --> 01:12:01,818 of all who, to win their freedom, sacrificed their lives 684 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,487 and took the life of others 685 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,240 and that we are ready to follow their example. 686 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,743 We blacks are at war with America and its friends. 687 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,788 But we can't actually fight them 688 01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:18,376 because we haven't enough arms or the knowledge to use them. 689 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:21,587 Furthermore, we are fewer in number. 690 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:25,633 We have chosen guerrilla warfare perforce. 691 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:30,471 It is an advantageous tactic and easy to conduct. 692 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:36,477 We work at strategic points: factories, farms, homes of whites. 693 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:42,149 It is easy for us to sabotage and destroy, often without firing a shot. 694 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:47,113 We can destroy telephone lines, railways, airfields, 695 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,448 electric and electronic installations. 696 01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:51,242 Western communities 697 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:54,328 depend on electronic systems. 698 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,455 They're paralyzed without them. 699 01:12:57,123 --> 01:13:01,210 Town by town we will bring the West to its knees, 700 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:03,838 ruin it economically. 701 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:08,509 We will also undertake bloody acts of sabotage. 702 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:15,433 It is not by accident that Viet-Cong guerrilla warfare impresses us. 703 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:19,854 Our black brothers fighting in Vietnam for white America 704 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:23,774 are gaining priceless lessons in modern guerrilla techniques. 705 01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:28,487 They'll be useful when they come back to our midst. 706 01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:35,119 Not only as fearless soldiers, but as guerrilla teachers. 707 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:41,751 Of course, weapons are essential for bloody acts of sabotage. 708 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:46,672 But all blacks have at home a rifle or a revolver at least, 709 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:50,051 and Molotov cocktails are easy to make. 710 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:54,221 Anyway, we have the means of acquiring weapons. 711 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:58,643 I'll say that, but I'll give no details. 712 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,063 THE WEST 713 01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:06,692 Civilization means belonging to a class society, 714 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,028 a reality of contradictions. 715 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:14,617 The development of production is linked to the exploitation 716 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,619 of man by man. 717 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,122 Slavery, serfdom, wage-earning: 718 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:26,504 these are the forms of servitude characterizing civilization's epochs. 719 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:32,593 Engels observed the steps leading to a class society 720 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,096 and inter-class relations 721 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:40,059 as beginning with the Greeks 722 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:43,145 and ending in industrial capitalism. 723 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:45,147 When the three elements, 724 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:49,819 private property, monogamy and the state 725 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:53,030 were combined in one society, 726 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:56,742 it passed from barbarism to civilization 727 01:14:57,034 --> 01:15:00,413 and from a classless society to a class society 728 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:05,751 To be precise: Morgan, whom Engels drew upon, 729 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:12,007 said man moved from advanced savagery to primitive barbarism 730 01:15:12,091 --> 01:15:14,385 when dan developed into tribe. 731 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:19,849 Mankind advances from primitive barbarism 732 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:24,437 when individual tribes form a confederation of tribes. 733 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:28,149 It achieves the highest stage of barbarism 734 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:33,863 moving from tribal federation to military democracy. 735 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:37,700 In its �heroic� age 736 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:42,580 on the threshold of civilization, of a class society, 737 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:46,792 mankind finds itseif organized in a military democracy. 738 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:51,756 As with Greece of the heroes, Rome of the �Kings� 739 01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:56,385 was a military democracy which had developed from the gentes, 740 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:59,889 phratries and tribes. 741 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:05,519 Even though the patrician nobility had gained some ground, 742 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:10,357 even if the administrators were slowly gaining privileges, 743 01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:15,696 the fundamental constitutional character was unchanged. 744 01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:20,826 The Greeks passed from tribe, to confederation, 745 01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:22,912 to military democracy. 746 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:28,501 To understand this evolution, one must understand its origin. 747 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,503 The gens. 748 01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:33,380 Engels, after Morgan, 749 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:39,428 assumed the American gens to be the original form 750 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:44,391 and the Greco-Roman form to be a derivation. 751 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:49,313 He assumed that the Iroquois gens, and particularly the Seneca gens, 752 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,650 to be the classic form of this primitive gens. 753 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:58,864 By the 19th century, the Iroquois had evolved a tribal confederation. 754 01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:05,579 Thus the Iroquois clarified the early history of the West. 755 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:11,418 However, according to Morgan and Engels, it was not the Iroquois 756 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:16,549 who represented the most advanced organization of American Indians. 757 01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:20,261 The great pre-Columbian civilizations, 758 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:24,348 Inca, Maya, Aztec, 759 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,852 had ended their independent history, 760 01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:31,772 had paralleled the Greeks at the end of their heroic age 761 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:35,359 and were about to change into class societies. 762 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,918 Shit, stop! 763 01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:57,882 Hurry up. 764 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,095 - Oinville! Now for a bath! - Me first! 765 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,475 It wasn't our fault we weren't here when your father died. 766 01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:12,938 - What exactly did she say? - She won't split it fifty-fifty now. 767 01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:16,025 All that for nothing. 768 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:20,487 - What's this book? - It was loaned to me. 769 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:28,078 �The hippopotamus lived on land, but he went to the Lord of Animals 770 01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:30,748 and asked to be allowed to live in water.� 771 01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:32,124 She's not getting away with it. 772 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:37,713 �The Lord refused and the hippopotamus asked why. 773 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:42,051 �Because you are a monstrous creature,' the Lord replied.� 774 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:46,931 - I'll sort her out. - ��You'll eat all the fish.� 775 01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:52,561 �I swear I won't eat one fish,� the hippopotamus replied. 776 01:18:53,145 --> 01:18:57,566 �Who'd believe that of such a monster?� replied the Lord.� 777 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,109 It just won't do, Roland. 778 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:02,655 �The hippopotamus thought it over, then said: 779 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:06,617 �I'll offer a deal. 780 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:10,371 Let me live in the water. Whenever I shit, 781 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:16,752 I'll fan it out with my tail to show there are no fish bones.� 782 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:20,714 The Lord considered the deal fair enough 783 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:27,096 and the hippopotamus was granted his days in the water.� 784 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,140 LIFE Corinne, Roland, hurry up! 785 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:34,061 �The hippopotamus is quite different by day 786 01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:38,649 Night cloaks its ugliness, its bulging eyes, 787 01:19:38,816 --> 01:19:40,985 enormous mouth, misshapen body, 788 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,196 tiny legs and ridiculous tail. 789 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:50,244 Maybe it's the acme of beauty to a hippopotamus.� 790 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,704 SCENE OF PROVINCIAL LIFE 791 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:55,499 ��The hippopotamus is not only the ugliest creature in history, 792 01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:59,044 but also a paragon of stupidity. 793 01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:05,801 I would not have expounded so long on the subject 794 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:10,097 if not for the fact that his acceptance of collective life 795 01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:13,642 constitutes his most abject characteristic.� 796 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:17,813 - Roland, we must do something. - �We must, we must, we must�! 797 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:21,650 - Where are you going? - To get a rabbit from Mr Flaubert. 798 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,069 - Sixty-forty. - Out of the question. 799 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,532 - Seventy-thirty. - Out of the question. 800 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:33,454 - Eighty-twenty. - Out of the question. 801 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:37,583 Be reasonable! Ninety-ten. 802 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:40,627 Impossible! We'd only get four million. 803 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:46,008 Right, that's it! 804 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:48,218 Hurry up! 805 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:58,020 - What shall we do? - There's the Doctor Petiot method. 806 01:20:58,187 --> 01:20:59,980 No, the neighbors would see the smoke. 807 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:02,858 The Doctor Tar and Professor Feather method. 808 01:21:03,776 --> 01:21:05,569 Put her in the trunk of the car. 809 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:07,696 We 7/ find an accident on the way back. 810 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,323 And make it look like the car was involved. 811 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:11,325 And set fire to the bunch. 812 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,493 Brilliant. 813 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:15,454 - The perfect crime. - Happy ever after. 814 01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:17,122 With all the millions. 815 01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:20,584 - I love you. - I love you, too. 816 01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:38,685 I've doused it in gas. 817 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:41,063 set fire to it. 818 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:50,322 Wait for me, you bastard! 819 01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:51,824 Same to you! 820 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,267 Is this the road to Versailles? 821 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,946 What's going on? 822 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:32,716 Quiet! 823 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:34,718 Get up! 824 01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:37,054 Yves, the car! Claude, the food! 825 01:23:37,221 --> 01:23:38,263 Shut it, grandpa! 826 01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:40,098 Lie down over there. 827 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,100 Get down. 828 01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:48,315 The fat guy lie down, the young girl, too! 829 01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:52,819 The pretty one and you two, over there! Lie down, grandpa! 830 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,072 - Shut up! - Quiet! 831 01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:57,824 There's nothing you can do. 832 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:01,203 Shut up! 833 01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:04,331 - Stay there. - You've got a nerve! 834 01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,001 Everybody be quiet! 835 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,212 Miss... 836 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,048 Hurry up, Yves! 837 01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:18,178 - She's setting light to it! - Lie down. 838 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,473 Lie down! 839 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:24,643 - My car! - Lie down! 840 01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,564 Lie down! 841 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,649 Grandpa, lie down! 842 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:35,279 - What do you want? - It's burning! 843 01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,411 Get moving! 844 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:43,870 What's the hurry? 845 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:46,039 Get moving, I said! 846 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:01,430 Hurry up! 847 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:10,314 - Pretty little spot. - Quiet! 848 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,774 - We've got money, I tell you. - Quiet. 849 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:19,656 Listen, will you? 850 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:30,751 Are you crazy? I've got fifty million in the bank, I tell you! 851 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:33,879 Come with us and we'll give you half. 852 01:25:58,612 --> 01:26:00,030 Found it, then? 853 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,741 Thanks. 854 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:06,912 - Louis! - What are you doing here, Gerald? 855 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,080 Shut up! 856 01:26:08,246 --> 01:26:09,247 Val�rie! 857 01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:12,876 - Who's that? - A friend. 858 01:26:13,043 --> 01:26:15,504 We fought in Ethiopia together. 859 01:26:44,241 --> 01:26:47,369 - What have we? - Two middle-aged, one girl. 860 01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:48,662 Let me see. 861 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:02,134 Try that one. 862 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,199 That's for Ernest. 863 01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:28,326 Have the others sit down. 864 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,884 You can screw her before eating her, if you like. 865 01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:52,642 SEINE-ET-OISE LIBERATION FRONT 866 01:27:52,726 --> 01:27:55,562 Battleship Potemkin calling The Searchers. 867 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,481 Over. 868 01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:02,110 Do you read me? 869 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:05,697 This is The Searchers, I hear you, Battleship Potemkin. 870 01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:10,744 This is The Searchers. Battleship Potemkin. Over. 871 01:28:31,014 --> 01:28:37,145 It was under the Trocadero Bridge in 1964. 872 01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:41,983 It was terribly cold, you remember? 873 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:45,362 The famous winter of 1964. 874 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:50,617 Alphonsine's hands were so cold. 875 01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:57,457 She'd grabbed my prick to warm them and she was wanking me. 876 01:28:57,791 --> 01:29:02,671 It was so cold, everything was frozen. 877 01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:08,718 Alphonsine said: �What a huge prick you've got!� 878 01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:12,973 �You fool, I'm shitting,� I said. 879 01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:15,850 TOTEM AND TABOO 880 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,811 The sweater. 881 01:29:18,728 --> 01:29:19,813 Okay! 882 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:22,816 The skirt. 883 01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:28,780 Hurry up! 884 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:33,535 On your knees. 885 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:36,830 The bra. 886 01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:43,545 The panties. 887 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:46,798 It's ready. 888 01:29:54,556 --> 01:29:55,807 Lie down. 889 01:30:00,812 --> 01:30:02,147 Go on. 890 01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:15,452 The fish. 891 01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:26,296 AUGUST LIGHT 892 01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:14,260 They're going. 893 01:31:17,972 --> 01:31:19,349 Go in 30 seconds. 894 01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:37,075 Ernest? 895 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:47,460 - Quick! - Come on. 896 01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:54,259 - Why disembowel him? - It's best that way! 897 01:31:54,718 --> 01:31:56,094 It's horrible. 898 01:31:56,803 --> 01:32:00,348 The horror of the bourgeoisie can only be overcome with more horror. 899 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,788 SEPTEMBER MASSACRE 900 01:32:32,797 --> 01:32:33,965 Hurry up! 901 01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:53,545 My money! 902 01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:56,047 - All right, Miss Gide? - Fine. 903 01:34:09,853 --> 01:34:12,772 A touch of black would be nice, too. 904 01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,785 A little orange. 905 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:47,181 Johnny Guitar calling G�sta Berling. 906 01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:53,730 Johnny Guitar calling G�sta Berling. Come in, G�sta Berling. 907 01:34:59,152 --> 01:35:03,072 This is G�sta Berling. I hear you, Johnny Guitar. Over. 908 01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:08,203 OCTOBER LANGUAGE 909 01:35:08,286 --> 01:35:09,537 I intend 910 01:35:11,414 --> 01:35:14,584 to declaim in an unemotional voice 911 01:35:14,751 --> 01:35:18,254 the following solemn, cold lines. 912 01:35:18,671 --> 01:35:21,966 Listen carefully to them, 913 01:35:22,050 --> 01:35:27,055 prepared for the painful effect they must have 914 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:29,265 on your troubled imaginations. 915 01:35:29,849 --> 01:35:33,228 Do not believe that I am on the point of death, 916 01:35:33,394 --> 01:35:36,356 for age is not yet branded on my brow. 917 01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:41,819 Spurn any comparison with the dying swan 918 01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:44,697 when its spirit flees 919 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:47,492 and see me only as a monster 920 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:51,579 whose face is happily unseen, 921 01:35:51,746 --> 01:35:54,249 though it is less horrible than its soul. 922 01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:58,836 However, I am not a criminal. Enough said. 923 01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:05,843 Ancient ocean! At first sight of you a deep sigh of sadness 924 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:11,057 like your sweet zephyrs 925 01:36:11,224 --> 01:36:16,813 ruffles the troubled soul, leaving indelible traces. 926 01:36:17,063 --> 01:36:22,402 Your admirers remember, sometimes unwittingly, 927 01:36:22,568 --> 01:36:28,366 man's rude awakening to the pain which has never since left him. 928 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,952 Greetings, ancient ocean! 929 01:36:31,119 --> 01:36:35,581 I suppose man believes in his beauty only because he is vain 930 01:36:35,748 --> 01:36:38,501 and he suspects that he isn't really beautiful. 931 01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:43,589 Otherwise, why should he be so contemptuous of a face like his? 932 01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:46,301 Greetings, ancient ocean! 933 01:36:46,467 --> 01:36:52,473 Ocean, often I have asked myself which is the easier to divine: 934 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:56,352 the depth of the ocean or the depth of the human heart. 935 01:36:56,519 --> 01:37:00,773 I may say that despite the depth of the ocean, 936 01:37:00,940 --> 01:37:06,988 it cannot be compared in this respect with the depth 937 01:37:07,155 --> 01:37:08,406 of the human heart. 938 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:14,454 Psychology has much to learn. Greetings, ancient ocean! 939 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:16,164 Ancient ocean! 940 01:37:16,331 --> 01:37:21,836 From your dark, mysterious depths you pulse your waves 941 01:37:22,003 --> 01:37:27,300 with all the coolness of your eternal power 942 01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:30,887 Your moral grandeur, a reflection of infinity, 943 01:37:31,054 --> 01:37:36,142 is as immense as philosophy's reflections, like love of women, 944 01:37:36,309 --> 01:37:38,895 like the divine beauty of a bird. 945 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:43,941 Tell me, ancient ocean, will you be my brother? 946 01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:50,114 Ignorant of your secret destiny, everything about you interests me. 947 01:37:50,281 --> 01:37:54,410 Are you the abode of the Prince of Darkness? 948 01:37:54,577 --> 01:37:59,290 Tell me, ocean. You must tell me, 949 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:03,419 for I shall rejoice to know that hell is so dose to men. 950 01:38:03,586 --> 01:38:08,466 So once more I wish to greet you, and bid my farewell. 951 01:38:08,841 --> 01:38:14,555 Ancient ocean, I lack the power to continue, it is the moment 952 01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:18,101 to return to the brutal land of men. 953 01:38:18,267 --> 01:38:21,187 Let us make a supreme effort 954 01:38:21,354 --> 01:38:27,110 and, conscious of our duty, fulfill our destiny on this earth. 955 01:38:27,276 --> 01:38:29,612 Greetings, ancient ocean. 956 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:44,627 All right? 957 01:38:49,132 --> 01:38:50,383 Yes! 958 01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,153 - Please... - Shut up! 959 01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,695 - Let me stay with you. - Too late. 960 01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:13,633 Isabelle! 961 01:40:13,799 --> 01:40:16,135 Don't wait for me. Good-bye, Val�rie. 962 01:40:16,302 --> 01:40:17,970 Good-bye, Isabelle. 963 01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:56,467 How happy I'd be if you knew 964 01:40:57,093 --> 01:41:01,806 You, who I'm leaving tonight 965 01:41:03,015 --> 01:41:06,227 That though it seems everything's through 966 01:41:07,395 --> 01:41:10,606 To others it seems it's all right 967 01:41:15,403 --> 01:41:19,740 A smile, though the heart may be torn 968 01:41:21,367 --> 01:41:24,370 Pretend that it's not past mending 969 01:41:25,371 --> 01:41:29,959 Write the last word, so forlorn 970 01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:35,798 Just a novel with an unhappy ending 971 01:41:40,469 --> 01:41:41,387 JUMP CUT 972 01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:13,669 When your foot slips on a frog, you have a feeling of disgust. 973 01:42:14,837 --> 01:42:20,551 But if you even lightly graze a human body, your fingers fragment 974 01:42:20,718 --> 01:42:25,264 like scales of mica beneath hammer-blows. 975 01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:27,099 Really? 976 01:42:29,602 --> 01:42:35,733 And just as a shark's heart beats for an hour after death, 977 01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,444 so our guts throb 978 01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:42,740 long after making love. 979 01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:45,117 Why? I don't understand. 980 01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:52,583 Because of man's immense horror of his fellows. 981 01:42:55,211 --> 01:42:59,965 Perhaps I may be wrong in this, 982 01:43:00,216 --> 01:43:02,385 but perhaps I am right. 983 01:43:04,011 --> 01:43:07,932 There must be a malady more terrible 984 01:43:08,099 --> 01:43:13,562 than the swelling of eyes after contemplating man's odd nature, 985 01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,148 but I still seek it. 986 01:43:18,442 --> 01:43:19,568 Well, Ernest? 987 01:43:34,083 --> 01:43:35,710 - Not bad. - Yes. 988 01:43:36,085 --> 01:43:38,921 A mixture of pig and the leftovers of the English tourists. 989 01:43:39,755 --> 01:43:41,549 - Those from the Rolls? - Yes. 990 01:43:44,927 --> 01:43:47,680 There must be a bit of your husband, too. 991 01:43:50,224 --> 01:43:52,727 I'll have a bit more later, Ernest. 992 01:43:56,981 --> 01:44:00,818 THE END 74544

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