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Hey, silly ass.[ Whistles ]
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Yo, I'm talkin' to you. Where the hell
do you think you're goin', buddy ?
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Come back, Shane.
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[ Reporter ] Detective, do you
have a statement for the press ?
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Is it true the suspects are
connected to Frank Rizzo ?
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Get back. Out of the way. At&t and the
psychic friends network are involved--
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will you go for
the death penalty ?
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[ Reporter ] Is there any connection
to the loch ness monster ?
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What is the meaning
of "sizzle-chest" ?
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...incriminating taped telephone
conversations have surfaced ?
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Get out of my face !
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So you think you boys
are about ready to talk ?
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[ Lisping voice ] Ooh, talk ?
What are you, crazy ?
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[ Bengali accent ] What do
you want to talk about ?
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[ Jewish accent ] Don't bother me.
I got warts on my ass.
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- [ Old man's voice ] Uncle Freddy's dead ?
- Cut the crap !
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Ow !
Ow !
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Let me introduce myself.
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Name's worzic,
NYPD bunco division.
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Now you two have caused a helluva
heap of trouble around this town,
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and I think it's about time
we had a little talk about it.
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We didn't do nothin'. Yeah, it's
just a big misunderstandin'.
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We can explain everything.
All right, you do that.
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I got all the time
in the world.
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I guess it all started
when we was kids.
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Yeah, we were always
playin' pranks.
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[ Ringing ]
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Hello, Weir residence.
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[ Boy ] Yeah, is this the
home of Brett Weir ?
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Well, yes, it is.
I'm his mother.
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This is the super across the way, and
I'm very angry at that little jerk.
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He's always causin' me
problems over here.
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Uh, no. My Brett ? No. Why, he's
a perfect little angel at home.
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He knows what I'm talkin' about.
That little
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shithead comes around
here every day--
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spittin', cussin' and
stealin' my mother's drawers.
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I've seen the fruity little bastard
runnin' around in the street...
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With 'em wrapped
around his head.
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My Brett is spitting,
cursing and stealing ?
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And he's wrapping what
around his head ?
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Brett ! Brett !
Come here this instant !
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Get over here !
Ahh ! What'd I do ?
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What did you do ? Spitting,
cursing, stealing !
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Is that the way I raised you ? And what
have you been wrapping around your head ?
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You fruity little bastard !
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Get in here ! Get in here, i said.
I'm gonna
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beat the living
daylights out of you !
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- He wet his pants.
- Johnny !
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All right, come on. Come on. Get
over there, you two hell-raisers.
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Mom ! Let go ! All right, sit down.
You too.
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Now, Johnny, I wanna know
right now; What did you
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do to get that nice boy
Brett Weir in trouble ?
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- We didn't do nothin', ma.
- Up.
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- [ Johnny grunts ]
- Don't lie to me.
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- Now, who's your new friend ?
- That's kamal.
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Hello, kamal. Let that
be a lesson to you too.
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Come on, ma.
We were just goofin'.
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Everything's a joke to you boys, right ?
If you don't wise up,
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you're gonna end up a couple of bums
sittin' around here with no jobs...
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Still livin' with
your mothers in 20 years.
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So what do you wanna do today ?
Ow.
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What ? What are you lookin' at me for ?
I don't know.
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I got an idea.
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Watch this.
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[ Rings ]
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Our lady of sorrows,
front desk.
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Wahh. Hey, lady,
you gotta help me.
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What is
the problem, sir ?
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Oh, I got hemorrhoids bad. My
ass is killing me. I need help.
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Sir, I'd appreciate it if you'd
use the proper terminology.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I'm really
in a lot of pain, though.
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Look, how do you cure this ? What do you
do ? Do you jag me ? Do you poke at me ?
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Do you beat these things off
with a stick ?
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We usually apply medication
to the affected area.
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Oh ! Oh, boy,
that sounds nice.
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Would you be doing that, honey-pants ?
No, a doctor would do that.
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One time I had this doctor,
and he put me under,
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and I knew somethin' was wrong, 'cause when
I woke up, i had a big red chancre on me,
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which tells me that
somethin' was wrong.
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He must've been touchin' my ass
or somethin' when I was under.
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Sir, would you please use
the proper terminology ?
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You know, when I was a boy, i would like
to always play with these big pink pigs...
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And lay around with them, but they would
always kick me right up inside my ass.
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You think that this could have
gave my ass all these problems ?
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Sir, I don't know. Lady, I'm in so
much pain. I'm dyin' over here.
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[ Mock sobbing ] This is
tearin' the ass out of me.
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- Johnny !
- Whoa.
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You promised me you were
gonna look for a job today.
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What are you doin' still
sittin' around the house ?
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There's nothin' out there. There's nothin'
goin' on-- no construction, no nothin'.
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Well, how come is it when i talk to the
other mothers in this neighborhood,
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all their sons have jobs ?
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I bumped into Fran Weir. She
tells me Brett is doin' so good.
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He bought himself a lovely place
over there on ditmars boulevard.
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Well, we supposed to be impressed with
that ? Huh, I'd like to punch that guy.
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- Hey ! You ! Cut it out.
- Ooh ! Ah !
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Brett is a very nice,hardworking boy.
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I wish the two of you
were more like Brett Weir.
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Hey, come on. It's not
like we never had jobs.
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What about the Mason job
we had a ways back ?
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Hey, you two. Johnny and kamal. Get back
to work ! We got a job to finish here !
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Oh, what, are you tryin'
to get me, sweetie-cakes ?
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Goddamn it, Johnny, cut the
bullshit, huh ? Oh, yeah ?
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Why don't you come up here and show me
your toolbox ? We can go up on the bridge.
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And I'll throw you off head first.
You'll do a fuckin' sailor dive.
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And then I'll join in
with you down in the water,
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and I'll rub all seaweed all over
your ass and your neck and shit.
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Ooh, we'll have a good time.
That's it, you two. You're fired !
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That guy fired us
for no reason.
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Well, maybe you should try
another career choice.
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- We did that too. - [ Man ] We'd
like three gorgeburgers with cheese,
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two orders of frizzy fries
and a small lemonade.
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Okay, great. Spicy-hot, lamby-nipple
chops with minty-pickled sour sauce.
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We just wanna order
some hamburgers.
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Oh, god, my mother,
she woke me up today.
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She threw a pan of hot grease all over
my chest and my ass and genitals.
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And I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
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What does that have
to do with anything ?
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Because I can't see,
damn it, you son of a bitch.
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- Let me speak to your manager !
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just a minute.
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Boy, can you believe
this guy ?
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Yeah, burger Bob. Give me your
fuckin' order there, tough guy.
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Johnny, you gotta be able to keep
a job for more than one day.
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I just ain't cut out for a job
where I have a boss.
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Maybe you just
don't care, Johnny.
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At least if you had a job, you could spare
your poor old mother the embarrassment...
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Of a son
who's a lazy bum.
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Come on, ma. What are
you gonna get like that ?
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Huh ? What's the matter ? Come on.
Don't be like that, ma.
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Oh ! And stop screwin'
around on that telephone.
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And go look for a job.
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Man, all this poundin' the
pavement got me thirsty.
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When you're right, you're right.
Let's hit Mickey's.
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Hey, what do you say there,
uncle Fred ?
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Stay away from me,
you bastards.
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Come on, pappy.
What's the beef ?
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If this were the old days, you would bow to my feet...
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To show your respect.
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- [ Laughing ] Yeah.
- And if you did not,
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a hundred men
would come to kill you.
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See you later,
uncle Freddy.
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Good thing this ain't the old days.
You got that right.
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Hey, whose uncle is he, anyway ?
Ah, who gives a rat's ass ?
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- You guys got cash ?
- Hey, Mickey, you know we're good for it.
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- How long you known us now ?
- Long enough
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to know that you deadbeats
owe me 688 bucks.
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Eh, Mickey, you know, just hit a
bit of a slump, you know ? Hmm ?
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Yeah, man. Come on.
No, no, no.
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I can't carry you guys no more.
I got troubles of my own.
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I can barely keep that front door
open with the paying customers.
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Man, this neighborhood's really
goin' to hell, you know that ?
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Come on.
Yeah. All right.
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Hey, hey, hey ! Johnny boy.
Kamal !
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Yeah, Brett Weir. How you doin' ?
I'm doin' perfect.
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Things couldn't be better. How 'bout you
guys ? Yeah, we were just leavin', man.
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No, wait. Stay.
Let me buy you a beer.
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No, no. No, come on.
Let me do this.
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There they are.
There you go, fellas.
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Come on.
Let's drink up, huh ?
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That's great, Brett.
Really appreciate that.
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Come on. It's the least I
can do for a couple of
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guys from the neighborhood
down on their luck.
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I mean, with things
goin' so good for me.
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I just acquired myself
a brownstone up there
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on ditmars boulevard.
It's beautiful.
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- We heard. - I can get into any
nightclub, any night of the week.
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No questions asked. It's connections, boy.
Look, you gotta have connections.
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- So, what do you say you hook me
and Johnny up ? - [ Coughing ]
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Listen, fellas,
i mean, uh--
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look, my boy Tony don't do
favors for just anybody.
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- He's a very busy man. - You just
said you were tight with this guy.
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I am tight with him. I see him
all the time over at lizardi's.
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That's our hangout. Then he'd know
you by name there, too, right ?
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Of course he'd know me by name.
The two of us, we're like this.
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You and him
are like this ?
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Ha-ha ! Man. Brett Weir hangin'
out with the big shots.
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Well, I don't like to talk, but,
uh-- look, I'm sorry, fellas.
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All right ? I can'tcome through on this.
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[ Beeping ] Holy mackerel !
Look at the time.
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Uh, listen, I got some
business I gotta attend to.
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Really great
seein' you guys again.
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It just takes me back.
Mickey !
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Take care of these guys, huh ?
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Little fuckin' jackass.
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I think we got
a little call to make.
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[ Phone ringing ]
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So I'm kickin' him, and I'm
kickin' him, all over the floor,
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and he's tryin' to hold
his teeth in, you know ?
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Meanwhile, his girlfriend
is screamin', and
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she's throwin' a tantrum,
and she's goin'...
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"I'm gonna get you,
Tony scarboni."
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So I looks down at the guy, and I
say, "marone, I feel sorry for you.
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You gotta go home
to that yappin' mouth."
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[ All laughing ]
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Hey, butch,
pass me that salt.
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- Yeah.
- Is Tony there ?
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Who's callin' ? Yeah, hi. We're
friends of a friend of his.
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You know, uh, Brett Weir ?
Hold on.
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Some kid. Says Brett Weir
told him to call.
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Who the hell's Brett Weir ?
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He's that new kid, remember ? Got him
workin' down on steinway street.
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Tell him to go
fuck himself.
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[ Laughing ]
Hey, kid, you there ?
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- Uh, yes.
- Go fuck yourself.
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What'd he say ? Told
me to go fuck myself.
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I gave him Brett Weir's
name and everything.
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Get out of the way. You don't
know how to talk to these people.
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He's layin' there,
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and he's got blood squirtin' out of
his eye sockets like a garden hose.
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And he's goin'
"please, Tony, please."
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So I says to him, "you should've thought
of that before you spilt that drink."
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[ Phone ringing ]
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, put Tony on. Is he there ?
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- Yeah. Who's callin' ?
- Look, jerky, I don't need to talk to you.
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You don't need to talk to me ? Who the
hell is this ? Get me Tony, I said !
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- Okay. Hold on.
- I'm eatin' my lunch. Who is it ?
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I don't know. He wouldn't say.
He sounds pretty pissed off.
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Give me that.
219
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,276
Yeah, this is scarboni.
Who am I talkin' to ?
220
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,512
Hey there, tough guy. This
is Frank Rizzo. Who ?
221
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,749
Frank Rizzo. Open your
fuckin' ears, jackass.
222
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,418
- Who the hell's Frank Rizzo ?
- Frank Rizzo ?
223
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,387
- Frank Rizzo ?
- Rizzo ? Frank Rizzo ?
224
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,291
I don't know, boss.
225
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,293
Am I supposed
to know you, Mr. Rizzo ?
226
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,295
Ah, maybe it's better you
don't there, beefy tits,
227
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,498
'cause you'd be shittin' in your
fuckin' pants if you did, pal.
228
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,400
- Oh, yeah ? - Yeah. Now look,
sizzle-chest, i got a couple of guys.
229
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,904
They're in town from Chicago. They
just did a job for me, beautiful job.
230
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,508
These guys are the best. I had to get
'em out of the area. Frank Rizzo.
231
00:12:56,510 --> 00:13:01,279
This might be something. Run the name
by our boys in Chicago. Right, chief.
232
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,814
[ Johnny ] Show 'em a good time.
Take 'em out. Paint up the town.
233
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,382
Paint each other up.
You know. Yeah.
234
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,384
Give 'em the first-class
treatment, the whole nine yards.
235
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,454
Yeah, well, I gotta talk to my boss
before I can arrange somethin' like that.
236
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,423
I mean, will he know you, Mr. Rizzo ?
'Cause, uh, i don't know you.
237
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,827
Hey, he knows who the fuck i am. He met me
through Mario, back in the old days there.
238
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,930
And you can tell that fruity-ass bastard
that if he wants to make nice with me,
239
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,228
he'll have a car on the
corner of fresh pond
240
00:13:21,254 --> 00:13:23,268
and Dawkins tomorrow
night for my guys.
241
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,403
I don't think you should
talk about my boss like that.
242
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,839
Hey, I'll talk about that
little jerk any way I want to,
243
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,542
and don't make me come down there
for you, either, tough guy.
244
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,545
Last guy that got cute with me, I fired
him down five flights of stairs,
245
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,547
split his fuckin' head;
Outta here !
246
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:39,417
Whoa. Whoa, let's not go crazy.
I said I'll talk to the boss.
247
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:43,388
If he gives me the okay, we'll take
care of your boys, all right ?
248
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,825
Ah, god bless you there, sweetie-pants.
'Preciate any help you can give me.
249
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,260
Say your prayers there,
liver-lips.
250
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,464
Looks like we're goin' out on the town.
All right !
251
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,304
Tony, you all right ?
252
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,875
We gotta go see the boss.
253
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,497
Hey, boss.
[ Snoring ]
254
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,804
Boss.
What happened ?
255
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,940
I thought you might wanna know. I got
a call from this guy, real pushy.
256
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,019
Said he had a couple
of guys in town from
257
00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:13,344
Chicago and wanted me to
show 'em a good time.
258
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,282
What was his name ? Frank Rizzo.
Said he knew you.
259
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,485
Frank Rizzo ? I don't
know any Frank Rizzo.
260
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,987
He said he knew you from the
old days, through Mario.
261
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:27,659
Mario ? Which Mario ? There's 400 marios.
I don't know.
262
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:31,329
You know, he was insultin' you. He
was callin' you all kinds of names.
263
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,364
He was insulting me ?
Yeah.
264
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,267
- What'd he call me ?
- Oh, you don't wanna know.
265
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,369
Hey, don't tell me
what I don't wanna know.
266
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,373
I tell you what I don't wanna know, and
I tell you when I don't wanna know it.
267
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,676
He called you
"fruity-ass."
268
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,978
- He called me what ?
- Fruity-ass.
269
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,681
He called me a-a-a fruity-ass ?
What the hell is a fruity-ass ?
270
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,119
Hey, I was gonna go bust
his balls, you know ?
271
00:15:52,145 --> 00:15:54,452
But I thought i better
check with you first.
272
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,721
Did he say what his guys
are doin' in town ?
273
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,491
He said they just pulled a job for him,
and he had to get 'em out of the area.
274
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,295
Frank Rizzo.
275
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,497
Frank Rizzo, Frank Rizzo.
276
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,702
Frank ri-- wasn't there a Frank Rizzo that
pulled that birthday party massacre ?
277
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:14,572
Oh, that thing at the kid's birthday party
where they knocked off the carbone family.
278
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,575
Yeah, that's right. They got this crazy
clown to come in with this weird outfit.
279
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,980
He was doin' back flips and screamin' like
a chicken and throwin' fire bombs around,
280
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,801
and when the smoke
cleared, the whole carbone
281
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,383
family's plastered
up against the wall.
282
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,585
They had to scrape 'em off
with a spatula.
283
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,521
Never liked clowns.
Hmm.
284
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,592
If this is that guy, these boys
are not in town for nothin'.
285
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,594
What do you want me
to do, boss ?
286
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,564
Feel 'em out.
See what they have to say.
287
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,221
Tell 'em to have this guy
Rizzo contact me directly.
288
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:42,533
Meanwhile I'll make
some telephone calls.
289
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,371
- I'll see if anybody knows who he is.
- You got it.
290
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,606
Hey. Be careful.
291
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,608
We don't know what
we're up against here.
292
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,512
♪♪ [ Hard rock ]
293
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,348
Huh ? This is
the way to go.
294
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,316
Hey, man, let's give it up.
They ain't gonna
295
00:16:59,342 --> 00:17:01,019
show up. Relax. We
got plenty of time.
296
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,389
♪♪ [ Continues, indistinct ]
297
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,758
Oh, check it out. Ba-da-boom.
Huh ? Huh ?
298
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,494
Ho. Out of sight.
What'd I tell ya ?
299
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,530
Huh ? Come on. Get in there.
Let's go.
300
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,702
♪ Well, I just want to give you some ♪
301
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,612
♪ well, I just want ♪
302
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,648
♪ want to want you just gimme some ♪
303
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,818
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh let's mingle ♪
304
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,455
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh live well ♪
305
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,625
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh well, come together now ♪
306
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,729
♪ uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh yeah, let it swell ♪
307
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,731
Look sharp there,
barrel-ass.
308
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,734
♪♪ [ Continues ]
309
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,503
This way, sir.
310
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,472
There you go, mack.
311
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,809
♪♪ [ Fades ]
312
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,545
[ Crowd chatter ]
313
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,713
Those are the big shots
from Chicago ?
314
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,716
They look like a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
315
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:14,192
So, if somebody crosses you,
you just kill 'em ?
316
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,828
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
little lady.
317
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,766
In my business, you know,
we don't "kill." We whack.
318
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:29,507
-Hey, look who it is. -I can't wait to tell
the girls i was out with a real whacker.
319
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,809
Jerky little prick.
Gentlemen.
320
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:36,514
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name's Tony scarboni.
321
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,550
That's great, Tony. How about gettin' us
a couple of drinks at the bar up there ?
322
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:43,588
Mr. scarboni's not your waiter.
He is your host.
323
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,591
That's all right, geno. Sonny, get
a couple of drinks here, huh ?
324
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,564
So, you're Rizzo's boys
from Chicago, right ?
325
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:58,603
- Yeah, that's right. - Well, maybe you
can give us small-timers a few pointers.
326
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,672
What do you do ? Run numbers ?
Protection ? What ?
327
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,475
Both. We protect the numbers.
328
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,545
- You protect the numbers ?
- We're silly like that. Silly.
329
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,281
Yeah, couple of clowns,
we are.
330
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,652
Couple of clowns.
[ Laughing ]
331
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,489
[ Laughing ]
332
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,192
Couple of clowns.
Yeah.
333
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:25,229
By the way, my boss would very much
like to hear from Rizzo personally,
334
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:30,535
so, if you can pass that along for
me, I would really appreciate it.
335
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,571
- [ Kamal ] Diaper service ?
- Very clever.
336
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,874
Here you go, guys.
337
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,510
That's more like it.
338
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,612
Look... boys,
enjoy the show.
339
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,683
If there's anything I can do to make you
more comfortable, you just let me know.
340
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,685
As a matter of fact, there is.
341
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,655
See that little pipsqueak
in the back there ?
342
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,624
- What, the kid over there ? - Yeah,
that's him, the skinny little prick.
343
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,827
- He's gettin' on my fuckin' nerves.
- Geno, Sonny, take care of him.
344
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,531
No problem.
Salute.
345
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,536
[ Giggling ]
Hey, Weir.
346
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,206
Hey, hey, hey ! These are
a couple of my boys.
347
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,675
Uh, this is, uh, geno and Sonny.
Say hello.
348
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,678
Oh ! Are you guys
whackers too ?
349
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,648
Yeah, honey.
Hey ! Hey, wait a minute !
350
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,851
What are you doin' ? What're you
guys doin' ? Wait a minute !
351
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,323
Call 'em off ! Hey !
Get your hands off me !
352
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,658
Hey, man. [ Weir
] Wait a minute !
353
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:37,668
♪♪
354
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:43,674
♪♪
355
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:49,313
♪ I was born
long ago ♪
356
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,682
♪ I'm the chosen
I'm the one ♪
357
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,851
Oh ! You're breakin' my arm !
Oh ! Ow ! ♪ I have come ♪
358
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,621
Oh !
♪ to save the day ♪
359
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:00,291
♪ and I won't quit until I'm done ♪
360
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,594
♪ and that is why
we've got to try ♪
361
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,365
♪ we've got to believe and have some fun ♪
362
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,334
♪ no, I'm not payin'
i play this game ♪
363
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,937
♪ and I won't quit
until I'm done ♪
364
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,309
♪ but what I really
want to know is ♪
365
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,411
♪ are you gonna go my way ♪
366
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,883
♪ and I've got to
got to know ♪
367
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,753
[ Choking ]
368
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,625
[ Johnny ] Stay still ! Stay still, you idiot.
369
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,729
Come on ! Come on !
370
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,365
[ Choking stops ] ♪ I don't
know why we have to try ♪
371
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,367
What the fuck
is wrong with you ?
372
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,371
♪ Guess we must leave
and get undone ♪
373
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,341
♪ we have to love and rub a
dub ♪ [ Women screaming ]
374
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:54,378
♪ We've got to dance
and fall in love ♪
375
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,416
♪ but what I really
want to know is ♪
376
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,886
Hey, boss, you think those guys are
goodfellas ? ♪ are you gonna go my way ♪
377
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,789
I don't know, geno. Not much in the
style department, ♪ and I've got to ♪
378
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,759
But the boss tells me these guys
are bloodthirsty. ♪ got to know ♪
379
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,430
[ Jones ]♪ yeah ♪♪
380
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,803
Frank Rizzo.
Frank Rizzo.
381
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,840
Who's Frank Rizzo ?
That's the question.
382
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,077
That's the question.
383
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,480
He says he knows me, but do I know him ?
That's the other question.
384
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,883
And how does he know Mario ?
385
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,820
And which Mario does he know ?
386
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,890
Is he comin' for revenge, and if
so, for what thing i did to who ?
387
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,795
And where the hell does he get
off callin' me fruity-ass ?
388
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,438
This just in from Chicago.
389
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,408
No known Frank Rizzo
with crime affiliation.
390
00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:00,444
There's one in highland park, but
he's a retired auto mechanic.
391
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:03,114
Sorry, chief.
Listen to me.
392
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,215
If we're gonna get Rizzo,
we're gonna have to
393
00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:07,451
think like Rizzo. The
name's obviously an alias.
394
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,721
Tell 'em to keep lookin'. Talk to
every street hood in the city.
395
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,891
- Somethin' will turn up. - I'll get
on it first thing in the morning.
396
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,893
Why don't you
get some rest ?
397
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,529
I'll rest when Rizzo rests.
398
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,443
[ Door opening ]
399
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,812
Mornin', Ernie.
400
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:40,084
Made some calls. Nobody ever
heard of this Frank Rizzo.
401
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,486
Sure you got the name right ?
Yeah, sure, I'm sure.
402
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,696
He only screamed it in
my ear a hundred times.
403
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,857
And, boss, i met up with
his boys last night.
404
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,528
And they were talkin' like they knew quite
a bit about this birthday party job.
405
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,196
Oh, yeah ?
Yeah.
406
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,833
So what do they want from us ?
I don't know, boss.[ Ringing ]
407
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,502
Yeah ? [ Johnny ] What's
up there, squeaky balls ?
408
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,771
My boys told me to give you a call.
Who's this ?
409
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,441
Who the fuck you think it is ?
This is Frank Rizzo.
410
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,029
Let's get down to some
business before I have
411
00:24:05,055 --> 00:24:06,477
to come down there and
split a few heads.
412
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,779
Do I know you ?
Sure, you know me, chief.
413
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:12,183
We go way back. We used to shoe each
other up the ass in the old days.
414
00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,185
Don't you remember, Ernie ?
We were good like that.
415
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:17,455
I knew you in the old days ? What,
were you with one of the families ?
416
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:20,958
Nah, I never went with that family shit,
silly ass, you know what I mean ?
417
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,227
I was the best. I could whack
out a hundred guys in a week.
418
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,721
I ran circles around ya.
Well, I don't remember
419
00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:27,798
you. Did you go under
some other name ?
420
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,201
That's right, chief.
They call me "rubberneck."
421
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:33,904
What the hell does that mean ? Ah, I always
had a bit of a problem with my temper.
422
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:37,475
People tell me it's a problem, 'cause it's
always flarin' like a pack of hemorrhoids.
423
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,434
You know, sometimes it
gets on my nerves. I
424
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,479
go crazy, kickin' guys
around, bustin' heads.
425
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,556
You know, I always wind
up chokin' a few people.
426
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,249
I'm sick, you know
what I mean, Ernie ?
427
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,819
- Ya fruity-ass bastard. - You oughta
take it easy with the name calling,
428
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,622
particularly since you got a couple of
boys on my turf with no protection.
429
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,891
Whoa, whoa.
Hey there, tough guy.
430
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,707
You know, what are you doin' ?
Let's not get
431
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,561
out of hand now. I was
just callin' to say...
432
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,264
How much I appreciate the hospitality
you showed my boys the other night.
433
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,912
You know, they got
nothin' but good things
434
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:03,634
to say about that happy-ass
lackey of yours,
435
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:06,203
Tony zamboni.
Scarboni.
436
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:10,174
Zamboni, scarboni, pepperoni, whatever
the fuck you call that little jerk.
437
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,276
He's an okay kid, and you
can tell him i said that.
438
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,945
I'll be sure and do that. Now you wanna
do me a favor and give me some idea...
439
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,214
As to what your intentions are
here in New York ?
440
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,466
What the hell you think,
sizzle-chest ? Times
441
00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:21,619
are tough. I need dough,
like anybody else.
442
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,588
So you think you're just gonna waltz in
here and start takin' over my turf ?
443
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:27,224
You got it there, liver-lips.
I want you, baby.
444
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,193
You sound good.Me and you, we make a team.
445
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,229
You and me make a team. We make a team.
I don't know who the fuck you are !
446
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,532
Ernie, what, are you tryin'
to get cute with me, baby doll ?
447
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:37,268
Come on. What, are you tryin' to make me
feel funny in the pants ? What's up ?
448
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,204
Don't spit up my ass and tell me
it's rainin' out there, tough guy.
449
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,573
You know, this is gettin' out of line now.
I oughta split your nuts...
450
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,575
From your fuckin' headto the back of your ass.
451
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,610
You got that ?
Listen here, shit face !
452
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,680
You wanna come to New York and have a
sit-down, that's fine. Just ask me nice.
453
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,317
Talk to me like a person. You start tryin'
to intimidate me, I'm gonna get mad.
454
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,554
Ernie, relax, baby. We'll talk about
this and that and the other thing...
455
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,556
When I getinto town there, okay ?
456
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,891
Until then, you deal with my boys.
And, uh, I'll tell you somethin'.
457
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,662
If anything happens to them, I'm
holdin' you personally responsible.
458
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,931
We got somethin' goin' here or what ?
I'll think about it.
459
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,300
I'll take it under advisement.
You're a sweetheart.
460
00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:12,670
See you later there, you fuckin'
milky licker. [ Dial tone ]
461
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:20,210
You believe this ? Nobody ever
talked to me like that in my life.
462
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,977
Hey, you just give me
the word; I'm on a
463
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,914
plane to Chicago with a
bullet for this guy.
464
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,183
No ! Come here.
465
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,322
Let me tell you somethin'.
466
00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:35,659
The greatest man I ever knew in my
life was don Frederico in sicily.
467
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,329
Capo di tutti capo.
468
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:41,031
And he said to me,
"above everything,
469
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,968
respect your enemies."
470
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:48,672
We get close to Rizzo. We get close
to his boys. So what do we do ?
471
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,208
We bring 'em in. We have
'em meet the family.
472
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:54,244
Then we give 'em a test.
We see what they're made of.
473
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:57,014
Hey, remember,
I'm Mikey; You're jocko.
474
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,685
I'm Mikey; You're jocko. No,
no, I'm Mikey; You're jocko.
475
00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:04,221
Shut the fuck up
with that shit already.
476
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:07,024
Wait. Hey, maybe I am jocko.
Give it a break.
477
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:09,760
Would you shut up ? I don't know.
What the hell.
478
00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:12,363
Shut the fuck up.
479
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:15,766
Gentlemen, it's a pleasure
to see you again. Thank you.
480
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,334
Come on.
Hey !
481
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,769
Come on.
Ow !
482
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,305
Get in there, dopey.
Come on !
483
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,677
[ Lazarro ] This is the
muscle from Chicago ?
484
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,013
They look like a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
485
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,215
[ Scarboni ] That's them.
486
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,754
I'm Ernie Lazarro.
How you doin', Ernie ?
487
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,324
Allow me to introduce Frank Rizzo's
boys from Chicago. Sit down.
488
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,359
Guys.
489
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:46,363
Mikey and jocko.
490
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,767
No, no, no. I'm jocko; He's Mikey.
Shut up with this.
491
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:53,003
Well, then, Mikey and jocko,meet the family.
492
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,406
[ Johnny ] What are they,
the fuckin' Brady bunch ?
493
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,741
They all can't be cousins,
can they ?
494
00:27:57,743 --> 00:28:01,045
We're a family because of certain
financial matters in common.
495
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,414
For example, Mr. Mitchell
over here...
496
00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:07,317
Handles our financial responsibilities
in connection with city hall downtown.
497
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:12,389
Mr. peck over there does this and that in
regards to the law enforcement agencies.
498
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:15,025
The other guys doother things.
499
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,029
All in all, we have a very comfortable
relationship with the city of New York.
500
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,331
Now since you boys
are new here in town,
501
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,768
we figured we'd make things
a little bit easier for you.
502
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:28,706
What the hell's this ?
Go on. Open it up.
503
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,777
Ba-da-boom.
Look at this.
504
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:37,314
- What the hell you want us to do
for that ? - Nothing. It's a gift.
505
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:40,217
But since you ask, there's
one thing you could do.
506
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,233
I mean, it should be a
piece of cake for a
507
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:44,388
couple of guys of your
reputation in Chicago.
508
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,790
Tell 'em, Tony. Yeah, we're
havin' a little trouble...
509
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,998
With a certain business
owner, a stubborn old
510
00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:51,061
codger who won't let
us buy his place out.
511
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,498
We're knockin' down the whole block for
one of our developments next Monday.
512
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,302
- So we need this guy to sell now.
- So what do you want us to do ?
513
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,505
We thought you might have some colorful
ways to make him more agreeable,
514
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:06,477
like some of the more exotic jobs
you've pulled off in Chicago.
515
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,279
Yeah, I guess we could do that.
No problem.
516
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,282
Well, how will you do it ?
Ah, off the top of my head,
517
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:16,086
you know, we take the guy out back,
strap him to a fuckin' tree,
518
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,673
get out the oldtennis ball machine there,
519
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,524
load it up with boiled
potatoes, start shootin'
520
00:29:21,550 --> 00:29:23,284
potatoes up his fuckin'
ass until he's blue.
521
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:27,831
That's the sickest thing
i ever heard in my life.
522
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:31,268
- I like it.
- Ah, two or three hours tops, done.
523
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,104
Good. This is the guy.
524
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:40,811
- Mickey !
- What, you know that guy ?
525
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,447
Nah, nah, he just looks
like a Mickey.
526
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,921
We're in deep shit, man. I knew we
shouldn't have pushed our luck.
527
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,257
What are you worried about ?
What am I worried about ?
528
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:55,259
The mob wants us to put
a hit out on Mickey.
529
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:58,095
Look, we tell Mickey to lay low.
We get Rizzo to handle it.
530
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:06,870
[ Ernie chatting indistinctly ]
531
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,373
Ernie.
What ?
532
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,843
This kid here's got some information
he says you might be interested in.
533
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,845
- Yeah ? What is it ?
- I just thought you should know...
534
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,847
About the two guys
that just left here.
535
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,516
What do you mean ? Two guys from Chicago ?
They're not from Chicago.
536
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,398
They're from right here in queens.
They're
537
00:30:21,424 --> 00:30:23,453
just a couple of losers
from the neighborhood.
538
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,889
What are you talkin' about ? They're
Frank Rizzo's guys from Chicago.
539
00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,926
They don't work for Rizzo.They're just foolin' you guys.
540
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:32,496
They're always
playin' pranks like that.
541
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:35,566
Ernie, we gave those guys
a lot of inside information.
542
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:38,569
They can get us all sent up the
river if they start squawkin'.
543
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:41,438
On top of which, they
treated me with disrespect.
544
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,842
- You better be sure about this.
- Oh, I'm sure, all right.
545
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:48,545
Look here. We all played ball
in high school together.
546
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,849
Take care of this.
547
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,384
I'll be glad to, boss.
548
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:58,622
[ Men chattering ]
549
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,929
What do you guys want ? Hey,
Mickey, we gotta talk to you.
550
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:09,533
- Yeah ? - Well, the good news is,
we're here to pay our bar tab.
551
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,568
Here's the dough we owe you.
552
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:16,473
[ Chuckling ] Hey, hey ! Ah,
you guys are all right.
553
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,409
- Where'd you get the dough ?
- Ah, that's the bad news.
554
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,579
Mickey, you gotta lay low for awhile.
Couple of guys out to rough you up...
555
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:25,482
'Cause you wouldn't, uh,
let 'em buy out your bar.
556
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,517
Who's gonna rough me up ?
Well...
557
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,554
- Us.
- You ?
558
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,658
[ Laughing ]
559
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,894
Yah !
560
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:41,665
What are you doin' ?
Ahh ! Oh ! Unh !
561
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,576
That'll teach you bastards
to try to rough me up.
562
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,678
What the hell
you hit us for ?
563
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,347
Guess I still got it, huh ?
564
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,516
Mickey, it wasn't like we were
really gonna rough ya up.
565
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:03,654
What ?
Come here, come here.
566
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:06,413
Why the hell didn't you
guys say somethin'
567
00:32:06,439 --> 00:32:09,426
like that earlier ? We
was tryin' to warn you.
568
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,930
- Warn me ? - Yeah, Mickey, you
just gotta lay low for awhile.
569
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:16,300
Just 'til we straighten things out.
You're gonna get to keep the place.
570
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:19,670
Ah, gee, that's swell, fellas.
[ Kamal ] you understand.
571
00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:21,324
There's some things
in this world worth
572
00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:23,307
fightin' for, and Mickey
crumps is one of 'em !
573
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,375
Why ?
574
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,678
Hey, Mickey, I had
my first beer in here.
575
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,980
I ain't gonna let 'em
tear the joint down.
576
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,416
[ Johnny ] We gotta
get goin', Mickey.
577
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,551
Yeah, see ya later, Mickey.
Yeah, see ya later, fellas.
578
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,421
Hey, thanks again, huh ?
579
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,357
[ Groaning ] Great guy, that Mickey.
Like a father.
580
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,294
You know, I think it's time to get frank
Rizzo to give Ernie Lazarro another call.
581
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,363
Yeah, I understand
he's very upset.
582
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,499
[ Groans ] Shit. Oh, man.
583
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,602
Hey, numbnuts.
584
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:56,573
What the hell you doin' here ? Came
to take you for a little joyride.
585
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,611
What the hell is this,
some kind of fuckin' joke ?
586
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:06,516
Yeah, this is a big joke, tough guy.
Get in the Van, now. Move ! Come on !
587
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,527
You know, the boss ain't gonna be too happy
about this shit. Ah, shut your mouth.
588
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,663
We're wise to you. Yeah,
we know the whole story.
589
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:23,700
One of your buddies from the
neighborhood ratted you out. Yeah.
590
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:27,004
Let me guess. Pale sort of guy ?
Kind of looks like a ferret ?
591
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,406
That's him.
592
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,650
[ Johnny ] What, all this blood
and guts supposed to scare us ?
593
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:44,388
What, your big boss Tony supposed to
come around and give us a talking to ?
594
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:48,625
Actually, he likes
to run the grinder himself.
595
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:55,499
Wh-where you gonna get rid of200 pounds of human hot dogs ?
596
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,568
- Excuse me ?
- All right, 500.
597
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,139
You ever had
a heavenly Frank ?
598
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:05,509
Who the hell hasn't ? They're on
every friggin' street corner.
599
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,712
Oh, that's disgusting.
600
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,715
Man, I always thought the sign on the
cart said they were kosher. Kosher ?
601
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,750
Take a look at
the wall of fame.
602
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,723
Holy geez.Johnny ?
603
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,559
Yeah. Remind me never
to listen to you.
604
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,628
Hey, Sonny, you stay here.
605
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:28,465
I'm gonna go downstairs
and wait for Tony.
606
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,634
How come you always get
to tell Tony what we just did ?
607
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,803
What are you talkin' about ?
608
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:34,894
I mean, it's like every
time we do somethin'
609
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,473
together, you tell
Tony about it.
610
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,427
I mean, like you're doin'
it all by yourself.
611
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,210
It makes me look like
I don't do nothin'.
612
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:43,613
- Go fuck yourself. - You go fuck
yourself. I'm goin' down there !
613
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:47,451
I'm goin' down there !
Guys, guys !
614
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:51,621
Whoa. You know, both you guys got us
up here, tied us up into these chairs.
615
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,624
Both you guys should take the credit
for that. You should be very proud.
616
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,727
Why don't both of ya'sgo down and tell Tony ?
617
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,831
You know somethin' ?
He's right.
618
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:04,801
Yeah. I mean, look at us, fightin'
like a couple of kids. Over what ?
619
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,710
Sure you guys gonna be all right ?
[ Johnny ] beautiful.
620
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:17,214
Fine. Yeah, actually, my
back feels better like this.
621
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,484
After you.
Thank you.
622
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:27,257
Don't worry.
We'll lock up.
623
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,594
[ Door slams ]
624
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,829
Hey, how do we
get out of this jam ?
625
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,665
Let me swing this chair around.
Hold on.
626
00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:39,536
Come on. My elbow.
Stop your cryin'.
627
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,538
[ Grunts ]
Hold still.
628
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:44,674
[ Geno ] I can't fuckin' believe you.
What is that guy, anyway, huh ?
629
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,777
He's a sicilian, that guy.
He's a sicilian. No shit.
630
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,814
Come on.
631
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,253
Oh, man, this guy
was double-jointed.
632
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:59,489
It was a fuckin' pain in the
ass gettin' his arm off.
633
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,825
We gotta create
some kind of diversion.
634
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:05,228
Oh. Come on.
635
00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:10,767
Hello ? [ Johnny
speaking fake Spanish ]
636
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,837
Hello. This is pico. Who ?
637
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,872
Pico.
I'm on the fourth floor.
638
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,241
My boss tell me you gotta move the Van.
He's angry.
639
00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:20,744
He's going to beat my balls
like a pinata.
640
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,713
You gotta move the Van.
He's gonna tow it away, damn it.
641
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,317
You ain't havin' nothin'
towed away, fella.
642
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,687
Hey, you. This is kissel.
Move your Van...
643
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,857
Before I come downstairs
and kick your two heinies.
644
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,661
Ah, shut your mouth,
you old fuck.
645
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:41,531
[ Kamal ] Who you callin' old, meat lips ?
I'll show you somethin'.
646
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,533
Asshole.
Bastards.
647
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,603
Can you believe that guy ?
[ Laughing ]
648
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,772
[ Kamal ]Bombs away !
649
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,341
What the fuck ?
Shit ! That old geezer.
650
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,213
Come on !
651
00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,549
Shit ! How the hell
we gonna get down from here ?
652
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,885
I got it !
653
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:05,222
Here's the ticket.
654
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:08,592
You think these fuckin' cocks
will hold us ? They better.
655
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,794
I'm gonna kill that old prick.
656
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,834
Let's go !
657
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,838
Oh, shit, man. I think
we're in trouble, Sonny.
658
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,841
[ Chattering ] We gotta
get off the street.
659
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:26,876
♪♪
come on.
660
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:30,247
There must be some band playin'.
What ?
661
00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,783
Let's get in this place.
662
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,322
I don't think so, darling.
Try a slumber party.
663
00:37:39,324 --> 00:37:41,391
We gotta figure a way
to get in here.
664
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,397
Holy shit.
665
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,300
- What happened ?
- Tell him.
666
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,704
I'm not gonna tell him. You tell him.
You wanted to tell him.
667
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:58,508
So tell him. Shut up
and get in the car !
668
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:04,381
Hurry up,
you skinny fuck.
669
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:19,329
Those boys are
gettin' us in.
670
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,669
Hey, you need a hand ?
671
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:28,838
Nice try, jerk-off. Get in
line like everybody else.
672
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,907
Oh, really ?
673
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,912
- Hey, what the fuck ?
- [ Johnny ] That's all.
674
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,715
[ Banging ] Open the fuckin' door, huh ?
Bastards.
675
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,717
Comin' through.
676
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,654
Comin' through. Hey, Violet,
open up there, sugar-pants.
677
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,690
Yeah,
this thing's heavy.
678
00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:50,327
Atta boy.
Move it, fat ass.
679
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,729
I'll kick their ass
in a pair of seconds.
680
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,803
Move aside there.
Watch it, chick.
681
00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,805
Come on, come on.
Watch out there, cock breath.
682
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:05,108
Move out of the way there, Blackjack.
Watch it there, scuba neck.
683
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,778
Dickey, we have some gate crashers here.
Hey, you.
684
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,114
He decides who gets
in this place.
685
00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:14,751
That's right, gentlemen. We have
something called standards.
686
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,821
I don't think you
ought to insult my boss.
687
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:19,823
Up. Oh, shit.
Okay.
688
00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:22,826
Slide it. Move it around. All right.
Come on. Up here.
689
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,894
Let's go.
690
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:29,099
Excuse me. Who are you guys ?
Where's Bob and b.J. ?
691
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:31,134
I guess they probably found
a better gig. They split.
692
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:33,837
What do you mean they got a better gig ?
They're like family.
693
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,707
They're in a jet now over Japan. We
heard they got a gig with the monkees.
694
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,910
The fucking monkees ?
You're kidding me !
695
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,912
Hey, it's a tough business.
696
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,449
Don't worry 'bout nothin'. Me and jocko
here, we been wirin' up shit for years.
697
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:49,386
We'll wire up a toilet seat that'll
suck the pants off you. We're the best.
698
00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:51,955
You better be the best,
'cause tonight's a big show,
699
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,425
and my boys better
look good, okay ?
700
00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,530
Fucking monkees ?
701
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,536
Hey ! Who does that
guy think he is ?
702
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:09,939
What's with this ? Put it up your ass.
Come on already.
703
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,079
- All right, this shit looks good.
- Guess that looks all right.
704
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,848
Put that up there.
Come on.
705
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:23,920
Rock and roll with helmet !
706
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,466
Hope this shit works.
707
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:41,871
♪♪
708
00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:43,940
Get the fuck
out of my way.
709
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,189
♪ Take me through
the centuries ♪
710
00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:01,958
♪ through supersonic years ♪
711
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,861
♪ let me play with memories
♪ i hate this shit.
712
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,864
♪ Drowning in the spheres ♪
713
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:12,602
♪ what I have to give you is a love that never dies ♪
714
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:17,540
- ♪ a symptom of the universe is written in
your eyes ♪ - I don't believe this shit.
715
00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:19,976
- Motherfucker.
- ♪ hey, hey ♪
716
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:24,180
- Oh, shit.
- There they are. Get-- get 'em !
717
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:27,884
Let's go.
Come on.
718
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,922
Get the fuck
out of my way.
719
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:37,927
Jesus, come on, come on.
Get in there !
720
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:58,014
- Hey !
- Sorry.
721
00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:01,651
[ Stall door banging ]
722
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,858
[ Lisping voice ] Ooh, all right !
Hold still, you silly.
723
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:13,863
Lift those legs. Ohh. Open that toolbox
wide. I'm gonna put some baloney in it.
724
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:17,667
Oh-ooh, I'm so happy. Stay still.
Oh, you silly little freak.
725
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:22,138
You look in there. I'm not gonna
look in there. You look in there.
726
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,141
I looked in the last one. Why I
always gotta do the dirty work ?
727
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:29,212
- Don't start with me, Sonny. - [ Johnny
] Renaldo ? Renaldo, is that you ?
728
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,615
Renaldo, get in here. We'll get
a little group thing going.
729
00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:34,017
- [ Kamal groaning ] - I got the dogs
in here. They're all shaved nice.
730
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:36,019
I just rubbed 'em down with
ointments, [ Barking ]
731
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,021
And we're ready to rock and roll.
[ Panting ]
732
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:40,890
Don't you remember the last time ? We
really rocked the house. We were crazy.
733
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:44,227
- [ Kamal ] Oh !
- Renaldo ? Renaldo.
734
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,230
I won't tell Tony if you don't. [
Johnny ] what's wrong with you ?
735
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,566
What, are you gonna wait 'til my
balls dry up and fall off, let's go.
736
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,568
For Christ's sake ?
737
00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,237
You just wait here. Put more
sauce on it, sailor boy.
738
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,239
[ Kamal ] Hey, I think they left.
739
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,309
Ah ! You're on my knee !
Let's go.
740
00:42:59,311 --> 00:43:04,314
♪♪
741
00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:07,717
What ? Don't tell me you missed those guys.
I don't know, boss.
742
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,220
We couldn't find 'em anywhere. Right,
Sonny ? Yeah, couldn't find 'em.
743
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:14,724
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
744
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:21,598
♪ yeah ♪
745
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:44,020
You fucking assholes !
746
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:51,761
Move out of the way ! Move
out of the way ! Let's go !
747
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:54,697
Let us out of here, huh ?
Hey, shut your ass.
748
00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:59,702
Hey, buddy, we
gotta go to queens.
749
00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:02,038
[ Speaking bengali ]
750
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,375
What the fuck did he say ? Come on, guy.
We're in a rush. This is an emergency.
751
00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:09,779
[ Speaking bengali ]
752
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,348
Let's take the fuckin' thing.
Come on.
753
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:15,385
- Hey. [ Speaking bengali ]
- Let's go !
754
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:18,388
- Come on. Move it.
- [ Driver shouting ]
755
00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:21,658
- Come on !
- [ Shouting in bengali ]
756
00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:28,264
- Drive !
- [ Shouting ]
757
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:31,034
Hey, you !
Hey !
758
00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:34,003
Police ! Police ! Police !
759
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,706
[ Laughing ]
Huh ? Huh ?
760
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:39,008
I don't know what you're laughin' about.
We're lost.
761
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,077
I don't even know how
to get back into queens.
762
00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:47,350
My car. Look what
they did to my car.
763
00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,719
Why you goin' this way ?
764
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,754
You got a better idea ?
765
00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:55,291
Get on the damn radio.
766
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:57,293
Ali tarbash ?
767
00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,397
[ Bengali accent ]
Uh, cab #1557...
768
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:03,399
Want to speak
to dispatch, please.
769
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,735
[ Dispatcher ]
Yeah, what do ya want ?
770
00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:09,272
Uh, I'm at seventh
and Houston street.
771
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:11,274
How do I get
back into queens ?
772
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:13,843
What ? You been with me ten years !
You idiot !
773
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,179
You don't know how to get to queens ?
Listen,
774
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,781
a big, burly guy
got into my cab.
775
00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:23,453
He asked me to change a bill. I did it.
He took a brick, hit me over the head.
776
00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:26,322
My teeth hurt.
I cannot remember--
777
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:29,192
[ groaning ]
Come on.
778
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:32,261
I-- help. [ Dispatcher ] Some
guy hit you with a brick ?
779
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,864
Why didn't you say somethin' ?Let me get the cops over there.
780
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:38,267
- The cops !
- Uh-uh-uh, no, no, no, no cops. Thank you.
781
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:41,337
Ah ! No, no cops. Please, no. Help me.
No. [ Brakes squeal ]
782
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:43,306
Ah !
783
00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,075
[ Johnny ] How did you
get us back here ?
784
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,811
I don't know. I don't
even know what I'm doin'.
785
00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:51,314
- Yo, taxi !
- Aw, shit !
786
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,382
Put this fuckin' thing
on, speed boy.
787
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:57,820
Ah !
Get in !
788
00:45:57,822 --> 00:46:00,089
Move !
789
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:04,293
Just go down the street nice and slow. I'm
lookin' for a couple of guys on foot.
790
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,295
[ Bengali accent ]
Oh, yes, sir.
791
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,332
Smells nice in here. Oh, thank you.
You too.
792
00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:12,535
If I find those guys, I'm gonna rip
their guts so far out of their ass...
793
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:15,438
They're gonna have to get
a passport to take a shit.
794
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,509
- [ Mouthing words ] - [
Dispatcher ] Yo, 1557. Come in.
795
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:22,445
Hey, driver.
Isn't that you ?
796
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,914
Oh ! Oh, y-yes, thank you.
797
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,352
Uh, cab #1557
coming in.
798
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,821
[ Dispatcher ] What the
hell is goin' on out there ?
799
00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:36,292
I just got a call sayin' that your cab
was stolen down by Houston street.
800
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,929
Uh, don't believe the hype. Thank you.
I'm heading uptown.
801
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:42,265
[ Dispatcher ] What are
you doin' goin' uptown ?
802
00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:45,902
I thought you got hit in the head with a
brick and you were headin' out to queens.
803
00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:49,405
[ Laughing ] My wife and kids
are just fine. Thank you.
804
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:53,538
All right, wise guy, why
don't you take off that
805
00:46:53,564 --> 00:46:55,411
funny hat and let me get
a good look at you ?
806
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:59,282
What ? Oh, no, no, no. Dandruff problem.
Flake will fly everywhere.
807
00:46:59,284 --> 00:47:02,251
I said take off the hat !
808
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:08,424
- Hey !
- What are you, crazy ?
809
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:10,593
- Slow down !
- Okay.
810
00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:13,329
[ Kamal shrieking ]
811
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,435
Son of a bitch !
Open the door !
812
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:22,905
[ Confused shouting ]
813
00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,241
[ Dispatcher ] What are
you doin' out there ?
814
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:27,510
They're gettin' away !
[ Dispatcher shouting ]
815
00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:31,914
Come on. We'll lose 'em in here.
All right.
816
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:39,322
[ Comedian ] Ladies and gentlemen, as
you can see, this is a difficult job.
817
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:41,270
I get all the tough jobs
because of my size.
818
00:47:41,296 --> 00:47:43,259
They give all the little
guys the tough jobs.
819
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,428
I am the illegitimate son of yul brynner.
820
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:50,266
My god, man, where have you been ? Danny's
been covering for you for half an hour.
821
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:53,436
There must be some mistake. What mistake ?
I told your agent 10:00.
822
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:56,906
These people have paid very good money
to see your show. Now come on !
823
00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:59,542
What are you talkin' about ? I
don't know nothin' about magic.
824
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:02,345
[ Comedian ] Hmm ? How would you like
to be a lifeguard in a car wash ?
825
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:06,315
Or a baby carriage salesman in the
Virgin Islands ? These are tough jobs.
826
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:09,919
I get all the tough jobs. I had a job once.
I worked in an olive factory.
827
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,954
Would you like a table, sir ?
Yes.
828
00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:15,925
Smoking or non-smoking ? Whatever's
good for you, honey baby.
829
00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,261
[ Comedian ] But in order to
be a mailman, you gotta take--
830
00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:20,363
[ emcee ] Danny Dennis, ladies and
gentlemen. Isn't he wonderful ?
831
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:22,365
Thank you so much, Danny.
Wonderful.
832
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:26,435
And now, ladies and gentlemen, without
further delay, allow me to introduce...
833
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:30,673
The master of prestidigitation,
tarbash the Egyptian magician !
834
00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,478
Ah, ah !
Ooh ! Ah, ah !
835
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,951
Ladies and gentlemen, tarbash is considered
the greatest magician from Egypt.
836
00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:45,521
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, no, no. Those are just all rumors.
837
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:48,445
[ Emcee ] Perhaps you'd
like to begin with your
838
00:48:48,471 --> 00:48:51,427
internationally acclaimed
magical jewelry trick.
839
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,664
- Huh ?
- [ Audience cheering ]
840
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:58,601
[ Emcee ] All we need isa volunteer from the audience.
841
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,504
Oh, please, let it be me.
842
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:06,375
- May we borrow a piece of your jewelry ?
- This is so exciting.
843
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:08,444
You can use my necklace.
844
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:15,718
It is one-of-a-kind. A gift
from the British royal family.
845
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,954
[ Audience exclaiming ]
846
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:22,725
Ahem. No, don't put it in that thing.
It might spoil or rot.
847
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:27,730
Perhaps maybe somebody has
a nice swatch on them.
848
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:32,435
Ladies and gentlemen,
the necklace is in the bag.
849
00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:37,740
Tarbash will now slice the bag, but
the necklace will remain intact.
850
00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:42,378
- Isn't that right, tarbash ?
- Oh, no, no, I can't do this.
851
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,615
Tarbash ! Tarbash ! Tarbash ! Tarbash !
852
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:52,555
- Tarbash ! Tarbash !
- Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Silence !
853
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:55,358
Must concentrate.Stand back.
854
00:49:55,360 --> 00:50:00,363
[ Yelling ]
855
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:03,766
Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah !
856
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:07,670
Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah !
857
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,607
Jesus, I hope you know
what you're doing.
858
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:14,610
Of course I know what I'm doing.
859
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:17,580
Oh, but for the magic
to properly work,
860
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:21,150
uh, you must close your eyes
and count to ten.
861
00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:24,420
- [ Kamal ] Ready ?
- [ Audience ] One, two,
862
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:27,356
three, four, five,
you, too, cutie.
863
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,359
Six, seven, eight,
864
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:33,729
- what are you doin' ? Oh, you too.
- Eight, nine, ten.
865
00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:37,633
- Look ! He's gettin' away.
- Where did he go with my necklace ?
866
00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:40,536
Moving right along,
may I present...
867
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,772
Sparky the clown !
868
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:45,408
[ Shrill clucking ]
869
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:52,415
[ Evil laughter ]
870
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:55,584
It's an ambush !
Hit the dirt !
871
00:50:55,586 --> 00:51:01,190
Oh ! You don't worry about them. I loved
your show. It reminded me of our homeland.
872
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,526
Thank you, but I'm in great danger.
Please-- oh, no !
873
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:05,561
Are you in trouble ?
Here, come with me.
874
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,530
I've got an apartment
just upstairs.
875
00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:09,799
No, no, please, please.
I don't know you.
876
00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:12,168
- [ Gunshot ]
- [ Screaming ]
877
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:16,572
All right, everybody, put your hands
behind your heads and nobody gets hurt.
878
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,175
We're gonna search this placefrom top to bottom.
879
00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:21,610
Bring that clown
over here.
880
00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:25,214
Ha ! Now let me see you do
a back flip, huh, sparky ?
881
00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:28,184
What are you doing ?
This...
882
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,186
Is so exciting.
883
00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,521
No, no, I'm not an exciting guy.
Let me out of here.
884
00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:36,625
I don't even excite myself. I got a bigger
pair of tits than you. My ass is fat.
885
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:39,595
No, no, please. I got heart condition.
Here, sit down.
886
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,770
[ Whispering ]
Wait a minute.
887
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,473
Wait.
888
00:51:50,475 --> 00:51:53,175
Next.
889
00:51:53,177 --> 00:51:55,744
Next.
Hey, you.
890
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,581
Oh, I've seen
enough of you.
891
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:02,451
Hey, pops, you see any
suspicious characters ?
892
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:06,589
[ Lisping voice ] Yes, I did, one time at a
ball game, but they beat me unmercifully.
893
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:22,738
I was layin' in a puddle
of my own blood and piss.
894
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,274
They beat the hairpiece and
shoes right off of me. Today.
895
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:29,712
Did ya see any today ? Uh-- oh,
I'm a very insecure person.
896
00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,515
Everyone's suspicious to me.
[ Stuttering ]
897
00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:35,284
I can't see, damn it. Then go home.
Go home, pops.
898
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:38,487
- [ Scarboni ] How 'bout you ? - Wait.
That guy is walkin' out with my coat.
899
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,656
That guy ?
900
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:50,299
[ Shrieks ]
Miss, please !
901
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:54,703
You're too aggressive. Uh, tarbash
not functioning properly.
902
00:52:57,208 --> 00:53:01,844
Ohh. I think there is something
we can do about that.
903
00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:05,614
Where the hell is he ?
904
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:10,219
- Damn it, Sonny, where is he ?
- How the hell should I know ?
905
00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:17,526
♪♪
906
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,728
Look at this fuckin' guy.
907
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,769
[ Gunshots ]
908
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,238
[ Gunshots continue
] [ Shrieking ]
909
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,541
- [ Woman ] Oh ! Oh, tarbash !- [ Johnny ] Kamal, it's me.
910
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,578
Come on, you hard-up bastard. We gotta go.
These guys are right behind us.
911
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,614
[ Kamal ] Sorry. I must be fleeing.
Tarbash !
912
00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:41,750
You can't just go !
Uh, sorry. Gotta go.
913
00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:45,788
Come on, come on, come on.
This way, this way.
914
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:47,823
Come on !
Slow down !
915
00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,769
I let two idiots
make a fool out of me.
916
00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,305
Maybe I'm not
the man I was.
917
00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:05,574
Maybe I'm slippin'.
918
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,776
Maybe I'm becomin' impotent.
919
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:12,715
No, sweetheart.
920
00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:20,689
They will have to pay
for what they've done.
921
00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:23,792
Hey, Johnny. Listen, man, I think
we better get out of town...
922
00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:26,028
'Til this whole thing
blows over.
923
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,731
We can't do that. If we do that,
they'll tear Mickey's down.
924
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:31,367
What are we gonna do ? Our only
protection is Frank Rizzo,
925
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:34,870
and Brett Weir, the rat, already
took care of that one for us.
926
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:40,309
Well, this is it.
This is it ?
927
00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:43,312
That's what I got. These guys
are more clever than I thought.
928
00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:45,381
Let's go.
929
00:54:47,051 --> 00:54:49,351
I got an idea.
930
00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:54,823
Hand me down the recorder.
931
00:54:57,361 --> 00:55:01,063
What are you doing ? We'll get
some tape on those assholes.
932
00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:04,400
Great ! Another one of your harebrained
schemes ! Stop cryin' like an old broad.
933
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,870
[ Singsong voice ]
I smell trouble.
934
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:13,442
Oh, shit.
935
00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:17,046
Shh, shh.
[ Knocking ]
936
00:55:17,048 --> 00:55:19,048
[ Lisping voice ]
Hello. Who's there ?
937
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:22,384
Police. Open up. The police ?
Oh, god, I'm sorry.
938
00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:25,421
I can't open the door right now 'cause I'm
naked. I'm very embarrassed with this...
939
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,424
Because I'm a little fat in the ass.
940
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:29,957
My wife says I have a
cute ass, but I'm ashamed
941
00:55:29,983 --> 00:55:31,426
about it. Maybe you come
back a little later.
942
00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:33,429
I'm sorry, sir, but
we have reason to believe...
943
00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:36,465
There are two dangerous criminals
holed up in this apartment.
944
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,867
No, no, there's nobody
in here but me naked.
945
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:41,770
With all my shoes and glasses.
What ?
946
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:44,907
We've obviously got
some bum information.
947
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:46,909
Sorry, chief.
That's all right.
948
00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:51,714
Don't let 'em fool ya, copper.They're in there.
949
00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:56,885
Is that right ? Thanks, old man.
I got it, chief.
950
00:55:57,822 --> 00:56:01,123
- Oh, shit !
- Ow ! Ow !
951
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,392
Jiminy cricket !
Out of the way.
952
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,903
There's where
you guys came in.
953
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:18,107
So you see, that's how it all happened.
We got nothin' to do with the mob.
954
00:56:18,109 --> 00:56:20,743
We don't even know where Chicago is.
Yeah.
955
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:23,712
We're really just a couple
of lowlifes from queens.
956
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,794
Cut the bullshit, ladies !
957
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:41,797
You expect me to believe that frank
Rizzo is some kind of hoax ?
958
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:45,100
Fat chance. He may have had a
picnic out there in the windy city,
959
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,138
but here in New York, things
are gonna be different.
960
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:52,141
Do I make
myself clear ?
961
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:55,143
You're not listenin', sarge. That's what I
been tryin' to tell you. I'm Frank Rizzo.
962
00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:58,847
Yeah, man. But we got some scoop
on Ernie Lazarro if you want.
963
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:03,152
I'm not interested in Ernie Lazarro.
He's small potatoes compared to Rizzo.
964
00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:05,487
He's got the whole city
on the take.
965
00:57:05,489 --> 00:57:09,491
- You got any proof of this ?
- No.
966
00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:12,561
I didn't think so. Now stop
trying to change the subject.
967
00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,897
I want Frank Rizzo !
968
00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:17,900
Johnny, do the voice, man.
It's the only way.
969
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:20,836
[ Rizzo voice ] Hey, tough guy, how
'bout I punch your fuckin' balls off ?
970
00:57:20,838 --> 00:57:23,939
[ Laughs ]Yeah.
971
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,175
Tell me this.
972
00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:30,145
If Mr. Rizzo is all
just a gag you play,
973
00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:33,949
how come our boys in Chicago
were able to put this together ?
974
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,454
Holy geez.
975
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:43,592
Wait a minute. That's impossible.
976
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,494
Yeah ?
977
00:57:45,496 --> 00:57:47,563
I got more.
978
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:54,002
"Psychological profile,
Frank Rizzo" ?
979
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:59,107
- What ?
- Where do you guys get this crap ?
980
00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:04,480
Hey ! I know more about Rizzo
than Rizzo's mother does.
981
00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:08,917
So don't serve me up another
steaming nugget of shit...
982
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:12,187
About Frank Rizzo bein'
a figment of my imagination.
983
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,890
I don't know what the hell
else i can tell you guys.
984
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:19,127
I tried to give
you boys a chance.
985
00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:23,198
Now you wanna play rough ! All right,
boys, take 'em down to lockup.
986
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,200
What the hell you got on us ?
Plenty !
987
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:28,237
We know all about your little
crime spree last night.
988
00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:30,839
What do you got
on that, connley ?
989
00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:35,143
Assault,
inciting a riot,
990
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,846
Grand Theft Auto, robbery,illegal right turn,
991
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,883
and if that's not enough, that little
snake charmer of yours was under age.
992
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,519
Hey, man,
i didn't do nothin'.
993
00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:49,191
- Get 'em out of my face. - [ Officer
] Let's go. Get up. Happy face.
994
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:55,597
Big money ! Big money !
Big money !
995
00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:58,934
- Big money !
- Spin for that big money !
996
00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,003
[ Phone ringing ]
Big money !
997
00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:03,171
Shut up !
Get the phone.
998
00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:05,874
[ Ringing continues ]
999
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,610
If that's him, don't try nothin'
stupid, lady. Capisci ?
1000
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,881
Just find out where he is.
Hello ?
1001
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,317
Hey, ma. Johnny !
Where've you been ?
1002
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,319
Uh, well, I got
a little problem here.
1003
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,321
What kind
of problems, Johnny ?
1004
00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:22,224
Ah, I'm down at
the police station.
1005
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:27,229
You're in jail. I knew you were
up to no good. What did you do ?
1006
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:30,899
Ma, nah, it's nothin' like that. It's a
case of mistaken identity or somethin'.
1007
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,936
These guys, they think me and
kamal are mixed up with the mob.
1008
00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,171
[ Johnny ] Ha ! Can
you believe that ?
1009
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:44,313
Ohh, Johnny.
1010
00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:48,350
Maybe if you had been able to keep a
real job, this wouldn't have happened.
1011
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,353
Ma, what are you sellin' me
down the river for ?
1012
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,887
I just need a little time
to straighten things
1013
00:59:52,913 --> 00:59:54,355
out. You gonna bail us
out of here or what ?
1014
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:57,659
I'll have to think about it.
[ Beeps ]
1015
00:59:57,661 --> 01:00:00,329
- [ Dial tone ]
- What'd she say ?
1016
01:00:00,331 --> 01:00:03,031
You know ma.
She ain't too happy about it.
1017
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:08,637
- What are you doing ?
- I'm gonna settle the score for us.
1018
01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:10,706
[ Ringing ]
1019
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:16,745
Quigley lawn ornament
and demolition services.
1020
01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,948
You want a lawn ornament, you want
something demolished, or both ?
1021
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:24,620
[ Kamal ] Let me speak to demolition.
Demolition ? Just a minute.
1022
01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:31,660
Demolition. You want
something blown up,
1023
01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:34,363
bashed apart or ripped
to hell with a claw ?
1024
01:00:34,365 --> 01:00:38,200
Yeah ! When are you people
gonna come smash up my house ?
1025
01:00:38,202 --> 01:00:40,669
I called you
a couple of days ago.
1026
01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,239
Sorry, I don't remember the call.
Yeah, the name is Weir.
1027
01:00:44,241 --> 01:00:48,010
Brett Weir. I got a little place
over there on ditmars boulevard.
1028
01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:51,713
I want you guys to break down
the goddamn thing for me.
1029
01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:54,349
Yes, sir, you came
to the right place !
1030
01:00:54,351 --> 01:00:56,351
All right, all right.
1031
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,987
Looks like you two guys
are out of here.
1032
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:02,424
Your cousinsjust posted your bond.
1033
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:05,027
Cousins ? Cousins ?
Yeah, let's go.
1034
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:09,231
[ Keys jingling, door opening ] Don't
let those kids get to ya, buddy.
1035
01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:16,338
If you hit 'em in the back of the
leg, they always fall down. Yeah ?
1036
01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:20,676
Hey, it wasn't bad in there.
Hey, the food was good.
1037
01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:23,445
Eat it all the time. Yeah, man.
It was good.
1038
01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:29,017
[ Both chuckling ]
1039
01:01:31,455 --> 01:01:34,189
Ma, what are
you doin' here ?
1040
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:37,359
What am I doin' here ? I'll
tell you what I'm doin' here.
1041
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,891
According to your friends,
I'm gettin' ready
1042
01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:42,197
to take a little swim
in the east river.
1043
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,467
- Thanks to you, my son.
- Enough with the small talk, huh ? Weir.
1044
01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:49,171
Go tell the boss his
honored guests are here.
1045
01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:52,441
You guys, sit down. Relax.
1046
01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:59,848
Sorry, ma.
You're sorry !
1047
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:09,391
Well, well, well. What do we got here ?
Fruity-ass, huh ?
1048
01:02:10,794 --> 01:02:13,395
Who's a fruity-ass now ?
1049
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,243
You guys got any last
words you like to
1050
01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:17,365
impart before you get
thrown into the drink ?
1051
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,199
I don't know what you're
talkin' about, Ernie.
1052
01:02:19,225 --> 01:02:20,836
But I do know when Mr.
Rizzo finds out...
1053
01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,801
About his two top guys
and their mother at the
1054
01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:24,806
bottom of a river, he
ain't gonna be too happy.
1055
01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:28,477
I'd rather be at the bottom of the east
river than be on Frank Rizzo's shit list !
1056
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:31,780
Hey, forget about Frank Rizzo. Mr.
Weir here told me all about that.
1057
01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:34,382
That is nothing but a trick
he does with his voice.
1058
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:36,485
Brett's a cute kid there, but I think
he's just a little too eager...
1059
01:02:36,487 --> 01:02:39,287
To tell you guys what the hell
you're lookin' to hear.
1060
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:42,424
He used to work for Frank Rizzo
until he got caught skimming.
1061
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:46,428
- That's a lie ! - Keep playin' that game,
Brett, but he's gonna be here soon.
1062
01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:49,297
If I know Mr. Rizzo, when he gets
here, he's gonna straighten shit out.
1063
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,466
Again with Frank Rizzo ? You got
a lot of balls for a guy...
1064
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,987
Who's gonna be swallowin'
fish in two minutes.
1065
01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:58,507
Yeah, it seems like this Rizzo guy is never
around when you guys need him the most.
1066
01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:00,542
I wonder why that is.
1067
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:03,512
What, do you want us
to give him a call ?
1068
01:03:03,514 --> 01:03:07,315
Yeah, let's give him
a call.
1069
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,252
- You cover the call to Chicago.
- Let's go.
1070
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:13,522
This is crazy ! This has got
to be some kind of a trick.
1071
01:03:13,524 --> 01:03:17,292
I hope it is
for your sake.
1072
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:22,397
Keep an eye on the old lady. We'll be
right back. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
1073
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:26,234
Hey, chooch, you too.
1074
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,270
Let's go !
1075
01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:30,272
[ Chuckling ]
1076
01:03:30,274 --> 01:03:33,809
Get in here.
Sit down.
1077
01:03:34,545 --> 01:03:36,845
Dial.
1078
01:03:41,885 --> 01:03:43,919
[ Ringing ]
1079
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,360
No answer. Now where is he ?
Takin' a bath ?
1080
01:03:52,362 --> 01:03:54,529
[ Chuckles ]
1081
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:57,599
[ Over phone ] Hey, what's up there,
fruitcake ? This better be important.
1082
01:03:57,601 --> 01:04:01,269
You're botherin' me while I'm tryin'
to have my little toenails done here.
1083
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:05,307
Rizzo ? It's Ernie Lazarro in New York.
Who's in charge over there ?
1084
01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:07,943
This is aggravatin' me now. What,
I can't count on you people ?
1085
01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:11,313
No, we had a little problem here, but
I think we just straightened it out.
1086
01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:14,516
Yeah, that's right, sizzle-chest. It's
always the same thing with you guys.
1087
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,835
We're off to a bad start here.
Well, that's true,
1088
01:04:16,861 --> 01:04:18,920
but there's no reason
to fly off the handle.
1089
01:04:18,922 --> 01:04:21,590
Hey, this is America, baby. Survival of the fittest.
1090
01:04:21,592 --> 01:04:23,158
Right, well, it's been
good talkin' to ya. I'll
1091
01:04:23,184 --> 01:04:24,626
let you get back to
whatever you were doin'.
1092
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:28,230
I'll tell you somethin', you bastard ! You
piss me off and I'll come down there...
1093
01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:30,365
And choke the balls off you,you son of a bitch !
1094
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:34,336
What are you insultin' me for ? I treat you
with respect; I expect the same thing back.
1095
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,605
What ? This is
a fuckin' joke ? Huh ?
1096
01:04:36,607 --> 01:04:39,341
Why don't you tell me a little bit
of information about yourself ?
1097
01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:42,277
What kind of fruity-ass little
operation you run out there, anyway ?
1098
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,646
Fuck you, fruity-ass ! That's
what kind of operation I run !
1099
01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:48,617
I'm citywide, including protection and the
numbers, and you keep your ass out of it.
1100
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,919
You got that ? Okay, silly
ass, that's very nice.
1101
01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:53,955
I'm very proud of you, you fuckin' jerky bastard !
1102
01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:57,492
Hey ! Let me tell you somethin'
about this little jerky bastard.
1103
01:04:57,494 --> 01:05:01,429
I got half the city officers on the
payroll, including cops in 14 precincts.
1104
01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,531
You screw around with me, you got them on your ass.
1105
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:07,235
You screw around with them,
you got me on your ass.
1106
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,638
Hey, I know what it's like.
They call me "rubberneck."
1107
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,475
Is that supposed to be a threat ?
'Cause I got two of your guys here.
1108
01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:16,378
- They could be dead in two minutes.
- Holy shit !
1109
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:19,948
Hey, don't make me come down there for you,
tough guy. I'll rap your fuckin' head in !
1110
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:22,651
I'll beat you up and down that street !
I'll stuff my shoes up your ass !
1111
01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:25,687
I'll feed your nuts to my dog.I'm silly like that, silly !
1112
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,692
See, I told ya. He's crazy with
that temper of his. He's nuts.
1113
01:05:30,694 --> 01:05:32,364
But I'm sure, you know,
as long as the two of
1114
01:05:32,390 --> 01:05:33,962
us are all right, things
are gonna be okay.
1115
01:05:33,964 --> 01:05:37,265
We got some
bad information.
1116
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:41,436
Wait a second. You're not gonna
fall for a stupid trick like this !
1117
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:45,440
These guys have been pullin' phony scams
like this ever since we were kids.
1118
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:49,544
[ Stammering ] Uh, you know what I
mean, Ernie. [ Nervous chuckle ]
1119
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:52,681
Can i--
can I call you Ernie ?
1120
01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:55,483
[ Blubbering ] No, don't hurt me !
Please, don't hurt me ! Hey !
1121
01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,485
No, listen ! I'm not lying !
I'm not lying !
1122
01:05:57,487 --> 01:06:00,989
Get your hands off my boss !
No ! You're not fruity !
1123
01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:03,658
- [ Liquid trickling ]
- Damn, he wet his pants.
1124
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:06,151
Ernie, look, we're willing
to let bygones be
1125
01:06:06,177 --> 01:06:08,697
bygones just so we get
off on the right foot.
1126
01:06:08,699 --> 01:06:12,400
I got my mother downstairs. She's tired.
I really gotta get her home.
1127
01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:14,402
Oh, man,
look at the time.
1128
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,671
Hey, what are you--
what the hell you doin' ?
1129
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:20,508
[ Redialing, beeping ] Yeah,
what's up there, fruitcake ?
1130
01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,911
This better be important. You're
botherin' me... Shit ! Let's go !
1131
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:25,313
While I'm tryin' to get my little toenails
done here. See, I told you it was a scam.
1132
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,415
Ma, let's get the hell outta here !
Johnny !
1133
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,451
Lady, you ain't goin' nowhere ! [
Groans ] That's what you think !
1134
01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:31,753
Come here, lady ! [ Groans ]
Let go of me, you big galoot !
1135
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,456
Ugly shit face ! Get outta here !
Will ya-- let's go !
1136
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:37,592
Help me ! These things weigh a ton !
Stop draggin' your fuckin' feet !
1137
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:41,129
[ Groaning ] What happened ?
You stupid morons !
1138
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:44,332
- Move it, I said !
- Hurry up !
1139
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,401
- Holy cow !
- Come on !
1140
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,771
Let's go !
In the Van !
1141
01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:52,741
Where ya takin' me ? God, I can't !
Get her in !
1142
01:06:52,743 --> 01:06:55,477
Damn it, will ya
help me ? Ow !
1143
01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,746
Hurry up, hurry up ! Get her in !
1144
01:06:57,748 --> 01:07:00,348
- Lift my leg, you son of a bitch !
- Come on, come on !
1145
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:02,784
I'm comin', I'm comin' ! Get
your let's go ! Head down !
1146
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:05,687
Don't touch the hair !
1147
01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:17,632
I can't believe you'd put your own
mother in this kind of danger !
1148
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,701
You wanted me
to get the job !
1149
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,641
All right, let's get
a move on. Come on !
1150
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:29,477
Bring her out here. Let's go !
Oh, my god !
1151
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,514
Johnny, I can't believe i gotta
sneak in the back of my own house !
1152
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:34,616
Come on, ma. I hope nobody's
lookin' out the windows.
1153
01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:36,618
Ah, stop whinin'.
1154
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:39,554
[ Lazarro ] Let me tell you somethin'
about this little jerky bastard.
1155
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,625
I got half the city officers on the
payroll, including cops in 14 precincts.
1156
01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:46,728
[ Recorder clicks ] Got those
goons by the balls now.
1157
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:51,766
Get worzic's mug on the line. Tell him
to get his ass over here right away.
1158
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:57,539
Hey, chief, line one for you.
Sounds urgent.
1159
01:07:57,541 --> 01:08:00,559
Worzic. [ Bengali accent
] Ah, detective worzic.
1160
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,578
I just consulted your astrological charts,
and I got big break for you on mob case.
1161
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,680
What ?
Who is this ?
1162
01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:09,751
Ooh ! Stop fuckin' around, asshole !
This is serious shit.
1163
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,687
Yeah, detective worzic,
we're the Frank Rizzo guys.
1164
01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:15,137
You're telling me you
got a tape of Ernie
1165
01:08:15,163 --> 01:08:17,784
Lazarro singing about
his entire operation ?
1166
01:08:19,496 --> 01:08:23,698
No, stay put. We'll take it from here.
Get th-- le-- move !
1167
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,501
Where are we going ?
Oh, just follow me !
1168
01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:29,704
Boy ! I mean, Jesus !
1169
01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:32,574
I'm dead on my feet.
1170
01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:35,677
Oh !
1171
01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:38,580
It's been a long day,
right ?
1172
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,816
I'm definite gonna need the Ben-gay after this !
1173
01:08:48,592 --> 01:08:50,658
Hey, ma.
1174
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:55,730
Come on, ma. Ooh, ma ! You gotta try
to work on this at a neighbor's house.
1175
01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:57,775
- You know, things are
gonna get ugly around
1176
01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,501
here.
- All right, Johnny. All right.
1177
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:01,914
But the next time you
decide to have a big
1178
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:04,631
showdown in my house, you
better tell me first.
1179
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:07,775
I'm gonna be over
at Meg Parker's.
1180
01:09:07,777 --> 01:09:10,812
You better clean this place
up before I come back. Okay.
1181
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:14,215
[ Muttering ] I can't believe what
you put me through. My own son.
1182
01:09:14,217 --> 01:09:16,217
Whoa ! [ Crash ]
1183
01:09:16,219 --> 01:09:18,520
Ooh !
Watch your step there, ma.
1184
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:20,722
[ Siren wailing ]
1185
01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,692
- Hey, Johnny ! - [ Brakes
screech, siren stops ]
1186
01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:30,231
Hey, it looks like
worzic made it.
1187
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:34,502
Just in time too.
1188
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:38,506
Man, the shit's really gonnahit the fan around here.
1189
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,276
Yeah, bullets are gonna be
flyin' all over the joint.
1190
01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:44,212
Get down, get down !
1191
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:46,714
Oh, man,he's gonna cap 'im !
1192
01:09:48,552 --> 01:09:51,252
[ Laughing ]
1193
01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:54,756
I appreciate your help on this, Bobby.
Any time, Ernie.
1194
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:59,527
What the hell is this ? Kissin'
each other's asses out there !
1195
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,863
You'd think they'd all went to summer camp together.
1196
01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,602
No wonder this worzic guy wouldn't
believe us. He's on the take.
1197
01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:10,672
Hey, well, wait a minute. If the cops don't
care about whether they nab the mob,
1198
01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:13,541
and the mob don't care about
bein' nabbed by the police,
1199
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,677
what the hell they rush over
here so quick for ?
1200
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:18,279
There's some wacky shitgoin' on here, man.
1201
01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:20,682
All right, let's go.
Let's go, boys.
1202
01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:24,252
Holy shit, let's go !
1203
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,820
[ Thumping corner ]
Oh !
1204
01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,759
My god.
What is it, Ernie ?
1205
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:37,265
[ Lazarro ] don Frederico.
Capo di tutti capo.
1206
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:39,300
It's you.
1207
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:32,620
[ Sizzling ]
Ow ! Fuck, shit !
1208
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:35,423
Shit ! Oh, man. Come on !
Let's go !
1209
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:37,925
[ Engine starting ] [
Coughs ] Come on !
1210
01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:43,298
- [ Yelping ]
- [ Gears grinding ]
1211
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:51,439
Damn it, Sonny, you let
'em get away. Me ?
1212
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:55,410
[ Groaning ] Hey, boss, they
must've slipped out the back.
1213
01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:57,345
What're we gonna do now ?
1214
01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,381
We gotta get this tape to some badge
that ain't gonna double cross us.
1215
01:12:00,383 --> 01:12:05,086
You take 79th street. We'll take
queens boulevard. I'm drivin'.
1216
01:12:05,088 --> 01:12:10,058
That's 79th street. Wait a minute. That's
79th street; That's queens boulevard !
1217
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:12,327
Hold on !
Slow down !
1218
01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:20,335
Stay out there and let him go.
I'm going to queens boulevard.
1219
01:12:20,337 --> 01:12:22,704
But don't have him
swing back that way !
1220
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,772
[ Horns honking ]
1221
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,676
Oh, man,
they're on to us !
1222
01:12:29,779 --> 01:12:32,780
Ah, shit !
He's right on my ass !
1223
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:38,686
Son of a bitch ! We got a train
to catch, man ! Move it !
1224
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,788
[ Honking ]
1225
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,691
Look out !
Aah !
1226
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:46,728
[ Johnny, kamal screaming ]
1227
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,765
Ooh !
Ooh !
1228
01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:55,103
Shit !
Come on. Let's go !
1229
01:12:55,105 --> 01:12:57,705
Gotta get 'em
before they get on the train !
1230
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:02,877
Hey, nice parking job, bucko !
Up yours, fuck face !
1231
01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,881
Hey !
Get outta the way !
1232
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:09,751
Keep movin', lard ass !
Outta the way !
1233
01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:13,521
Hey, you moron ! Get the hell outta
my way ! Hey ! Take it easy, lady !
1234
01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:20,461
Never go to queens...
If you can help it.
1235
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,898
Come on !
1236
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:29,404
[ Honking ]
Fuck you, jerky !
1237
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:32,940
[ Kamal ] What are we
gonna do now, Johnny ?
1238
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:36,944
Give me every news office you can find,
and we call every fucker in the book.
1239
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,882
Yeah, is this the times ?
Who's in charge over there ?
1240
01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,551
I got a story that's gonna blow the
lid off the syndicate in this town.
1241
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:46,421
That's right, liver-lips.
We got the whole thing on tape.
1242
01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:50,858
We got it all ! We got corruption; We
got payoffs. We even got bad hot dogs.
1243
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:53,428
The queens bunco division's in bed
with the mob. [ Kamal, indistinct ]
1244
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,206
We got city council
payoffs, racketeering, the
1245
01:13:55,232 --> 01:13:56,831
whole nine yards.
...Story of the century.
1246
01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,467
Rizzo. R-i-z-z-o.
Okay. Rizzo.
1247
01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:02,437
Frank Rizzo. Open your
fuckin' ears, jackass !
1248
01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,515
This is a world news
special report.
1249
01:14:14,517 --> 01:14:16,818
A concerned citizen,
known only as Frank Rizzo,
1250
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:19,520
sent shock waves through
the city of New York today...
1251
01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:22,924
When he released a telephone recording
linking the Lazarro crime family...
1252
01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:24,926
To a massive payoff scam...
1253
01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:30,097
Involving NYPD's organized crime
division with connections in city hall.
1254
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,464
Crime boss Ernie Lazarro
and his right-hand
1255
01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:34,936
man, Tony zamboni, or I
should say, scarboni,
1256
01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:39,207
were taken into custody along with
a number of their key associates.
1257
01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:43,177
Detective Robert worzic was arrested
on charges of profiteering.
1258
01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:47,915
Local queens man Brett Weir was released
after making a deal with prosecutors.
1259
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:50,952
Sparky the clown was turned overto Chicago police...
1260
01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:55,223
For questioning in connection with a
series of brutal unsolved homicides.
1261
01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:57,571
In a related development,
the heavenly Franks
1262
01:14:57,597 --> 01:14:59,560
chain of street vendors
was shut down,
1263
01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:02,864
pending an investigation into the
use of substandard meat products...
1264
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:04,866
In the popular hot dogs.
1265
01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:07,869
Mystery man Frank Rizzo
has refused to appear in public,
1266
01:15:07,871 --> 01:15:10,238
but in a terse statement,
he credited two men--
1267
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,609
Johnny b and kamal, both of queens, New
York-- for their help in the sting,
1268
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:18,980
saying, and I'm quoting now, "they
did a job for me. Beautiful job.
1269
01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:22,850
These boys are the best.
You got me, jerky ?"
1270
01:15:39,602 --> 01:15:43,304
Hey, not bad for a couple lowlifes
from queens. Look at us now, huh ?
1271
01:15:43,306 --> 01:15:46,607
Cushy jobs with the city. What the
hell we s'pose to do in here, anyway ?
1272
01:15:46,609 --> 01:15:48,676
What the heck you
lookin' at me for ?
1273
01:15:59,289 --> 01:16:01,589
[ Ringing ]
1274
01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:04,125
[ Woman ] White house.
May I help you ?
1275
01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:07,161
[ Johnny ] What do ya say there, toots ?
Who the fuck is in charge over there ?
1276
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,127
Just one moment, please.
[ Bill Clinton ]
1277
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:11,232
howdy, this is Bubba.
What can I do for ya ?
1278
01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:13,334
[ Johnny ] Eh, what's
up there, sweet tits ?
1279
01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:17,138
You got some real fuckin' problems with
those congress bastards now, huh ?
1280
01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,640
[ Chuckling ] Al, come on.
Quit playin' on the phone.
1281
01:16:19,642 --> 01:16:23,311
Ah, don't you worry about that shit.
I'll get you a fuckin' job sellin' cars.
1282
01:16:23,313 --> 01:16:26,180
All right, there, porky ? See ya a
little later there, nitz. [ Chuckling ]
1283
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:29,350
[ Phone ringing ] ♪ I'm in the phone
booth it's the one across the hall ♪
1284
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:32,253
♪ if you don't answer I'll just ring it off the wall ♪
1285
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:35,323
♪ I know he's there but I just had to call ♪
1286
01:16:35,325 --> 01:16:39,961
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1287
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:46,267
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1288
01:16:47,637 --> 01:16:50,338
♪ I heard your mother now she's going out the door ♪
1289
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:53,240
♪ did she go to work or just go to the store ♪
1290
01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:56,210
♪ all those things she said I told you to ignore ♪
1291
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:58,980
♪ oh, why can't we talk again ♪
1292
01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:01,716
♪ oh, why can't we talk again ♪
1293
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:04,652
♪ oh, why can't we talk again ♪
1294
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:08,990
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1295
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:15,363
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1296
01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:18,265
♪ it's good to hear your voice you know it's been so long ♪
1297
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:21,168
♪ if I don't get your call then everything goes wrong ♪
1298
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:24,171
♪ wanna tell you something you've known all along ♪
1299
01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:29,143
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1300
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:41,656
♪♪
1301
01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:44,358
♪ I have to interrupt and stop this conversation ♪
1302
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,228
♪ your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation ♪
1303
01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:50,264
♪ I'd rather talk where I could show you my affection ♪
1304
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:53,034
♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪
1305
01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,770
♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪
1306
01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:58,673
♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪
1307
01:17:58,675 --> 01:18:03,210
♪ don't leave me hanging on the telephone ♪
1308
01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:05,212
♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1309
01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:07,748
♪ oh, yeah ♪♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1310
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:10,418
♪ oh ♪♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1311
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:13,287
♪ oh ♪ ♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1312
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:16,757
♪ oh, whoa-whoa-whoa ♪ ♪ hang up and run to me ♪
1313
01:18:16,759 --> 01:18:18,826
♪ check it out ♪♪
1314
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:26,367
What, what, what ? What is it ?
You Brett Weir ?
1315
01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:29,036
Yeah, I'm Brett Weir.
What of it ?
1316
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,167
Hey, this is the place, Chuck !
Hey, buddy,
1317
01:18:31,193 --> 01:18:33,441
what's the deal here ?
What are ya-- hey, pa--
1318
01:18:33,443 --> 01:18:36,377
♪ listen to the ballad of 43 number 1 ♪
1319
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,246
♪ come and grab the microphone like a
jacket does a gun ♪ that's a claw !
1320
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:42,383
♪♪ [ Continues, indistinct ]
Oh-oh-oh-ohh !
1321
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:47,388
Ohh ! Oh, my awning !
1322
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:51,325
Buddy, stop it ! Hey, you--
hey, you got the wrong house !
1323
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:54,829
Move out ! Back out of there !
What are you, crazy ?
1324
01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,364
[ Groaning ]
Ooh, my weather vane !
1325
01:18:57,366 --> 01:19:01,836
Oh, my aluminum siding ! I just
paid for that ! [ Blubbering ]
1326
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:09,210
The jerky boys ! The jerky boys called
you ! Wait a minute ! Ooh, ooh !
1327
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:12,079
[ Johnny chuckling ]That jerky little prick !
1328
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,482
♪♪ [ Hard rock ]
1329
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,293
♪ You got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1330
01:19:26,295 --> 01:19:29,330
♪ you got me sick as a dog I can't have that ♪
1331
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:32,299
♪ you got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1332
01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:35,369
♪ you got me sick as a dog all right ♪
1333
01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:37,471
[ Phone ringing ] Can I help you ?
1334
01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:40,241
Yeah, is this the restaurant ?
Yes, it is.
1335
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:43,511
I was there a little while ago with my
wife, and we ate some of them fava beans.
1336
01:19:43,513 --> 01:19:47,848
They got me fuckin' sick there, Charlie.
Where were you sitting ?
1337
01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:50,518
I was sittin' out thereby the front gate,
1338
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:54,388
and I'm sick like a fuckin' idiot
over here. What did you order ?
1339
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:59,894
Fava beans with all that silly little
juice on there, ya fuckin' wacky-ass !
1340
01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:04,532
Look, you jerky little ass, I oughta slit
your nuts off the side of your face !
1341
01:20:04,534 --> 01:20:06,834
You got them beans stinkin'up the house now.
1342
01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:10,871
I'm sick like a fuckin' animal over
here, comin' out my ass backwards.
1343
01:20:10,873 --> 01:20:13,841
♪ You got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1344
01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:16,811
♪ you got me sick as a dog I can't have that ♪
1345
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:19,580
♪ you got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1346
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,583
♪ you got me sick as a dog all right ♪
1347
01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:25,419
[ Phone ringing ] Doctor's office.
Hello ?
1348
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:28,522
Yes ? I have warts all
over my ass and genitalia.
1349
01:20:28,524 --> 01:20:31,425
Can we have these taken out ?They're in there pretty deep.
1350
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:34,228
You'll have to make an appointment. Could
you please tell me how he does it ?
1351
01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:37,431
Will he use his shoe ?My name is Saul Rosenberg.
1352
01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:43,337
I got warts all over and in my ass.
Oh, oh, oh, my god ! [ Groaning ]
1353
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,440
Can we have him call you ? Make
him call me right away, please.
1354
01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:49,443
♪ You got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1355
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,446
♪ you got me sick as a dog I can't have that ♪
1356
01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:55,382
♪ you got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1357
01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:58,419
♪ you got me sick as a dog all right, all right ♪
1358
01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:01,322
♪ you got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1359
01:21:01,324 --> 01:21:04,358
♪ you got me sick as a dog I can't have that ♪
1360
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,328
♪ you got me sick as a dog you got me sick as a dog ♪
1361
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:09,330
♪ you got me sick as a dog ♪♪
1362
01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:12,366
Hey ! You leave all that slippery,
sticky shit all over the fuckin' place.
1363
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,603
I'll tell you what, I'll be waitin' for
you sons of bitches outside the theater.
1364
01:21:15,605 --> 01:21:19,540
Bring your fuckin' fists with ya. I'll
shove 'em down your fuckin' throat !
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