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♪
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♪
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[tapping keyboard]
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[phone vibrating]
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[Athena chuckles]
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[Athena chuckles]
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KELLY:
Excuse me.
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-Sir?
-RICHARD: Hmm?
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Sir? [chuckles]
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Can I get you a snack?
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Huh? Uh, what?
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
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-I just wanted to see
if you'd like a snack. -Ah.
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I'm just kidding. [laughs]
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-Oh. Okay.
-Yeah.
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-What's up?
-We have some fantastic caviar.
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It's osetra, fresh from...
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You ever had caviar?
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No, sir.
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It's delicious.
It is, yeah.
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-But I had some last night.
-Mm.
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You know what?
I'm actually in the mood
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for something a little bit
more Mediterranean.
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Do you have, like,
a grilled vegetable thing
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with some figs
or even, like, um,
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uh, like, any kind
of small fish?
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I'm sorry, sir. We don't...
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we don't have a kitchen,
full kitchen here.
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Well, fuck. [chuckles]
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[chuckles softly]
How about a glass of champagne?
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-Boom.
-Great.
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Perfect.
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[ice clatters]
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-Hey, is that the Heidsieck?
-I'm sorry?
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A German sub sank a ship
on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.
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Couple years back,
they found the wreck
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and a case of
the 1907 Heidsieck.
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They sent a little robot
down there to bring it back up.
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Athena bought three bottles
at 250K per.
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And no one even knows
what the stuff tastes like.
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It's just plain ol' champagne.
[chuckles]
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-[cork pops]
-Hmm.
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-You like working for Athena?
-Yes, she's...
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-sweet.
-[drink pouring]
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She's sweet? Don't let her
hear you say that.
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-[man slurring indistinctly]
-[Kelly gasping]
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Whoa, hey, Jesus!
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-What are you doing?
-MAN: What is happening here?
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-[slurring indistinctly]
-[gasping, screaming]
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-What the...
-RICHARD: Oh, fuck!
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-Sh... Ah, shit.
-MAN 2: What's going on?
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What is happening?
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One of them's
fucking awake, man.
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-Oh. Okay.
-LIBERTY: Gross.
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MARTIN:
What... Ted!
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-TED: Okay, uh, calm down.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Everything's okay.
Everything's fine.
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Hey, it's all right.
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-[panting]
-Uh, would you...
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-get-get some towels?
-Yeah, get towels.
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-Okay, uh, no, it's okay.
-LIBERTY: Oh, Jesus.
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[shushes] It's all right.
No, no, no, it's all right.
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It's okay. I'm a doctor.
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-RICHARD: Ted, Ted, come on,
man. -Oh, great. Fantastic.
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If you could just lay
those towels
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-on the floor right there.
-Fuck.
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Uh, now, what's his...
what's his... what's his name?
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His na...
Uh, Squealer, I think? I...
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Randy.
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R-Randy?
Oh, that's great.
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Now, I just need you...
We're just gonna...
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We're just gonna
go down to the floor.
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Just kneel down. There you go.
There. Good, good.
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Now, I need you to lie
back down on those towels.
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There you go. There you go.
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Uh...
Oh, uh, may I use your pen?
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-Pen. Yes.
-Thanks.
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Okay, Randy.
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I'm gonna put you
back to sleep now.
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-What?
-Because you woke up
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before you were supposed to.
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[screaming]
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-Whoa!
-Fuck!
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♪
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[clamoring in distance]
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RICHARD:
Hey, you're bleeding.
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-[screaming]
-Ted, what the fuck, man?
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He woke up.
And we can't have you
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talking about this,
now, can we, Randy?
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It hasn't even
started yet, man.
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-TED: Oh, geez.
-RICHARD: What the fuck?
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TED: You guys just
gonna stand there?
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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[clamoring]
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Oh, my God.
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-Uh, whoa.
-Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill.
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TED: You need to
just-just take it easy.
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-Oh, hey.
-LIBERTY: All right, all right.
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-MARTIN: Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
-TED: Shit. Shit.
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-Oh, my God!
-LIBERTY: Oh, that's gross.
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[grunts] Grab him!
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-[grunting]
-No! Stop!
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All right, all right,
all right.
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-Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
-Motherfucker.
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-It's okay, now. All right,
all right. -LIBERTY: Oh, no!
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ATHENA:
Hey.
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[gasping]
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-Put him in the back with
the rest. -This isn't right.
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I mean, he doesn't even know.
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I mean, it hasn't even
started yet.
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-[Randy yelling]
-God.
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[Randy whimpers]
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ATHENA:
No sentimentality, comrade.
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[eyeball plops on floor]
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War is war.
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[Richard and Liberty sigh]
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Oh, uh, thanks.
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-Oh.
-[Ted sighs]
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[grunting]
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[Martin sighs]
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Would you... would you grab me
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a little seltzer water
or something?
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[Ted grunting, panting]
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[grunts]
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Fucking redneck.
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♪
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H-Help.
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♪
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[wind whistling]
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[birds chirping]
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[coughing]
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[gasps, pants]
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[coughing]
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[gasps]
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[muffled]:
Oh, God.
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[coughs]
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Hey. Hey.
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Hello!
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[sniffs, coughs]
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♪
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Hey.
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[clattering nearby]
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What the hell is this?
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♪
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♪
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[panting]
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♪
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What?
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DON:
Oh, no! No, no, no.
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[muffled]:
Oh, no. It's a trap.
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-Huh?
-Trap.
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Trap.
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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Oh, my God!
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[groans]
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-[whimpering]
-[wood creaking]
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[snorts, squeals]
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Huh.
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What the fuck?
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[grunts]
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♪
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[metallic creaking, clanking]
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♪
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[Don grunts]
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[panting]
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DEAD SEXY:
What's that?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[grunts]
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Hey!
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-Thank you. [grunts]
-[muffled chatter]
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[grunts]
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[grunts, exhales sharply]
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Thank you.
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Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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-All right.
-[indistinct, muffled chatter]
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This ought to help, huh?
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Yeah. [coughs]
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All right, there you go.
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All right, hey, guys,
I got keys.
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-I got keys. Here, here, here.
-[grunting]
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Here. Turn around.
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Turn around.
Let me help get you unlocked.
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What is happening?
Wh-Wh-What is all of this?
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Yeah, fuck if I know. Here.
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Oh, I can't use that.
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Can you do this?
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Yeah.
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You can squeeze
a trigger, then.
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Take it.
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MAN: What is this?
What the fuck is this, man?
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WOMAN:
What do we need guns for?
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MAN:
We'll get out of here.
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MAN:
TEC-9, Lou.
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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Hey. Let me show you.
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-Safety.
-[gun clicks]
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Give it a flick,
you're ready to party, okay?
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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[distant bang]
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-What was that?
-I think that was a rifle.
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-[gunshot]
-[bullet ricochets]
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-[frantic chatter]
-Everybody get the fuck down!
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-Move! -Go! Go! Go!
-[gunshot]
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-That almost hit me.
-[bullet whizzes]
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[exhales sharply]
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F...
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Oh, f...
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Jesus Ch-Christ.
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-[gunshot]
-[Dead Sexy panting]
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Over there.
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-[gunshot]
-[gasps]
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[rapid gunfire]
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[yelling]
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-What the fuck?
-[gunshot]
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[gasps, pants]
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-[gunshot]
-DEAD SEXY: Come on, let's go.
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Move! [grunts]
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-[heavy gunfire]
-[screams]
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[yelps]
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DEAD SEXY:
Help!
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[gunfire]
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[panting]
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DEAD SEXY:
Help!
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Help! [panting]
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[Dead Sexy whimpers]
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-I fell.
-It's okay. It's okay.
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[whimpering]:
I fell.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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-What?
-I'm gonna eat a whole pie.
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-Oh, God.
-[whimpers]
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Come on, reach for me.
Come on.
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Come on. "Happy birthday"
on three, okay?
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-One, two, happy birthday!
-[pained grunting]
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[yells]
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[screams, whimpers]
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Go. Here we go. Good job.
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-Good job. Ready?
-Yeah.
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All right, let's get the fuck
out of here. Come on.
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[both grunting, panting]
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[click]
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[sighs]
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-[Dead Sexy whimpers]
-Holy fuck.
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-[panting]
-[gunshot]
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-Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey.
-[bullet whizzes]
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Shoot me.
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No, no, no,
I'm not gonna shoot you.
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No. No, wait. No, no, no!
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Let go, you fucking snowflake!
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-Don't do it! Don't... [groans]
-[gunshot]
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-[gunfire]
-Jesus fucking Christ.
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[grunts]
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♪
260
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,048
Okay.
261
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,312
Fuck.
262
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,188
[footsteps approaching]
263
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,627
Whoa, don't shoot, asshole.
264
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,151
I'm on your side.
265
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,069
They with us, too?
266
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,635
Yeah.
267
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,464
-Road means civilization.
-What?
268
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,857
Civilization's
our fucking friend.
269
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,076
VANILLA NICE:
Hey, folks.
270
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555
What's the plan, khaki man?
271
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,949
-Trying to figure it out.
-Sorry.
272
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,733
Looks like we're gonna
have to climb this bitch.
273
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,040
You know what this is, right?
274
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,129
-Goddamn Manorgate.
-That shit's real?
275
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,957
Seems pretty fucking real
to me.
276
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,090
-Yeah, right, come on.
Up, up, up. -I'm going. -Fuck.
277
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,222
STATEN ISLAND [grunting]:
Yeah.
278
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,621
[all grunting]
279
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,798
-[object whizzes, thuds]
-What?
280
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:59,409
-What the fuck was that?
-STATEN ISLAND: Hurry.
281
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,889
-Oh, shit, that's
fucking arrows, dude. -Fuck.
282
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,064
Hurry up.
283
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,587
I got you. I got you.
284
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:04,936
-Jesus fucking Christ.
-No, no, no, keep climbing.
285
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,068
I'm gonna help you. Come on.
286
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,591
-[groans]
-No! Keep climbing.
287
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,897
Keep climbing.
Come on, no, no, no.
288
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,420
Up, up. Go up.
289
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,596
What is this Avatarshit?
290
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,685
We should go.
291
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,731
-Fuck it.
-Run!
292
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,394
-[arrow whizzes]
-[gunshot]
293
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,097
[groans]
294
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,713
[gurgles]
295
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,720
LIBERTY:
Why isn't it working?
296
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,331
MARTIN:
Wait. Did you pull the pin?
297
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,985
-LIBERTY: Ah, shit.
-[pin clinking]
298
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,422
[gulps]
299
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,207
-[loud boom]
-What was that?
300
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,209
That's another one of us
getting blown the fuck up.
301
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,863
-Fuck.
-We got to find shelter.
302
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,473
Come on!
303
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,136
[jingles]
304
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,485
[sniffs sharply]
305
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145
[panting]
306
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,060
There's about $200
in the cash register.
307
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,453
It's all yours.
308
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,760
Give me a hand here.
Come on.
309
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,937
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.
310
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,765
Where are we?
311
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,115
MA:
What?
312
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,594
Look, son,
we don't want no trouble.
313
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,770
-Just take the money.
-I don't want your damn money.
314
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,250
Where the fuck are we?
315
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,948
Well, Route 31,
right outside of Elaine.
316
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,602
Elaine, where?
317
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,951
Which state?
318
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,170
Arkansas.
319
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,085
VANILLA NICE:
What?
320
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,434
We're in Arkansas?
321
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,176
Wha... Man, Jesus.
322
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,265
Fucking Arkansas.
323
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,268
-You got a phone?
-MA: Please.
324
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,835
We have children.
We have grandchildren.
325
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,532
Oh, you have grandchildren?
Can I see a picture of them?
326
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,317
I'm just kidding. I give a fuck.
Give me the phone.
327
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,797
Son, whatever's
going on here...
328
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,364
What's going on is
we're getting goddamn hunted.
329
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,975
-MA: But y'all have guns.
-[line ringing]
330
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,977
Yeah, to defend ourselves.
331
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,415
-Hello? -OPERATOR: 911.
What's your emergency?
332
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,981
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's been a killing spree.
333
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,983
-You gotta come here right now.
-Can you repeat that, sir?
334
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,508
There's been a murder spree in
the woods, a fucking massacre.
335
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,466
It-it-it's Manorgate!
336
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,598
OPERATOR:
I'm sorry, sir.
337
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,947
I'm having trouble
understanding you.
338
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,209
Manorgate.
339
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,211
Just fucking google it!
340
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,604
OPERATOR:
I can't google it right now.
341
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,388
-Listen to me, okay?
-We can't do that.
342
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,781
We woke up with these gags
in our mouth,
343
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,304
and they had these...
these locks on 'em and...
344
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132
Sir, I need the address
of your emergency.
345
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,700
Do you want my address
in Staten Island, New York,
346
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,658
where I went to a bar
after work
347
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,791
and I don't remember anything
because they drugged me,
348
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,053
they drugged all of us?
349
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,489
Where'd they get you from?
350
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,838
Wyoming.
351
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,362
Orlando.
352
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,494
[sighs] Fuck.
353
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,235
All right, listen to me.
354
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,758
They grabbed us from all over,
355
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,673
and they brought us here
to kill us,
356
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,240
and they're still
trying to kill us.
357
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,676
And they're coming down
the fucking road,
358
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,461
and they're gonna be here
any fucking second.
359
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,463
Okay. What is your
current location, sir?
360
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,812
I-I am at a gas station!
361
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,336
Could you please just
trace the call?
362
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,121
Of course. That's a...
that's a great idea.
363
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,949
We'll trace you, sir.
364
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,212
Sit tight.
365
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,648
-Okay.
-Help's on the way.
366
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,997
Good.
367
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,217
[click, dial tone]
368
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,524
Wh-What'd they say, dude?
369
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,439
They said they're coming.
370
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,919
Thank Christ.
371
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052
-Hey, let me get one of them.
-Get your own.
372
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,402
POP: Son, would you mind
putting your gun away?
373
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,055
You seem a little worked up,
374
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,710
and you don't want it
to go off by accident.
375
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,191
It's not gonna go off
on accident. I own seven guns.
376
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,627
-MA: Why?
-What?
377
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,151
Wh-Wh-Why do you own
seven guns?
378
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,110
-"Stand your ground." -Because
it's my constitutional right
379
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,459
to protect myself
if I should ever
380
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,852
happen to be getting
fucking shot at,
381
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,375
which is exactly
what's happening right now.
382
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,594
Is that okay?
383
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:51,380
So, those people
that are shooting at you,
384
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,254
they're just exercising
the very same right?
385
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,907
What the fuck
are you talking about?
386
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,606
"Will there be sugar
after the Rebellion?"
387
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,434
STATEN ISLAND:
Is she okay?
388
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087
Oh, sure, she's fine.
389
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,524
How are you?
390
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,442
[groans, clears throat]
391
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052
-What the fuck?
-[strained grunt]
392
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,880
-Hey, you okay? -What's wrong?
-[gagging]
393
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,447
VANILLA NICE:
Hey, get some water, dude!
394
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,578
-What's wrong with her?
-I don't... I don't...
395
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,623
What happened to her?
396
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,320
Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no.
397
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,713
-Fuck.
-Come on. Sit up. Come on.
398
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,410
Hey, uh, get some water, dude.
399
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,107
-I think she's dianetic.
-[retching]
400
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,326
Oh, sh... Oh, my God.
401
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,850
[gas hissing]
402
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,768
[grunts, gasps]
403
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:35,206
-[laughing]
-[Staten Island groaning]
404
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,947
Don't make a mess.
405
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,427
What?
406
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,038
I'm not cleaning him up.
407
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:44,781
[Vanilla Nice gasping,
groaning]
408
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,656
[Pop grunting]
409
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,662
[Vanilla Nice coughs]
410
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,012
You're going to hell.
411
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,146
I don't believe in hell.
412
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:05,236
As you so eloquently posted,
413
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,978
I'm a "godless elite."
414
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,416
For the record, asshole,
415
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:13,593
climate change isreal.
416
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:15,986
[yells viciously]
417
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,858
Hit the vent, honey.
418
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,003
I'll get a mop.
419
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,397
[Ma grunting]
420
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,881
[strained grunting]
421
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,060
[groans, pants]
422
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,892
-[grunts] Sorry.
-[objects rattling]
423
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,068
[panting]
424
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,506
-[rattling]
-Oh, sorry again.
425
00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,856
[pants, groans]
426
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,035
[grunts, sighs]
427
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,913
[groans]
428
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,534
Oh.
429
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,060
What?
430
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,322
Nothing.
431
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,498
Oh, come on, honey.
432
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,890
Tell me, what's wrong?
433
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,284
He's wearing a wedding ring.
434
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,851
He's a monster.
435
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,201
Honey, he probably uses
the "N" word.
436
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:44,205
And not even in private.
He probably uses it on Twitter.
437
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:47,556
Those people suffered
400 years of bondage
438
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080
at the hands of that
piece of shit's ancestors.
439
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:50,994
"Those people"?
440
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,562
[sighs]
Sorry. Black people.
441
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,086
African Americans.
442
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,784
-Honey, it's...
-Privilege, Julius.
443
00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:00,395
It's perfectly fine
to call them "black" again.
444
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,570
[scoffs]
445
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,267
According to who?
446
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,443
NPR.
447
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,228
Which consists
almost exclusively of...
448
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,883
White people.
449
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,800
[sighs]
We're the fucking worst.
450
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,671
-ATHENA [over radio]: Hello?
Come in. -Oh.
451
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,151
MA:
We're coming.
452
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,631
ATHENA:
You there?
453
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,284
Hey! We're here.
454
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,590
We got three of 'em.
455
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,159
Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper.
456
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,900
ATHENA: Yeah? Great.
Liberty got Boxer.
457
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,642
Stuck him full of arrows
and then blew him to pieces.
458
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,860
-It was brutal. Anyway...
-Oh.
459
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,253
Snowball's headed
toward you now.
460
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,124
She's maybe five minutes out.
461
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,518
You gonna be ready, or do you
need us to slow her down?
462
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,998
-We're good.
-MA: No need.
463
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,652
-We're ready.
-ATHENA: Great.
464
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,784
She's unarmed,
so have some fun with it.
465
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,656
MA:
Roger that.
466
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,788
Over and out. [sighs]
467
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,616
Honey, that's poison!
468
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,403
Y-You rigged the soda?
469
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:55,798
No. There are 43 grams of sugar
in that bottle.
470
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,974
Oh, good God, Miranda.
You really scared me.
471
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:01,108
I am not going to apologize
for caring.
472
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,198
Mm. [chuckles]
473
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:05,982
All right, then.
474
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,810
-Let's get some more.
-Okay.
475
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,159
NEWSMAN:
The climate-change myth
476
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,161
suffered another blow
today with...
477
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,511
[Pop groans]
478
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,384
What's going on?
479
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,604
Okay, here she comes.
480
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,568
-[bell dings]
-[hinges creaking]
481
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,831
[insects trilling]
482
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,190
POP:
Hey there.
483
00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:42,541
Help you?
484
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,161
Get a pack of lights, please.
485
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,815
Coming right up.
486
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,207
You want to fill 'er up?
487
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,775
[clicks tongue]
I don't have a car.
488
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,081
[chuckling]:
Oh.
489
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,952
Y-You walked over.
490
00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,867
Oh. Sh...
491
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,303
Oh.
492
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,005
Everything okay?
493
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,966
-I lost my wallet.
-MA and POP: Oh.
494
00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:20,579
It's for, um, emergencies.
495
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,885
MA: You want some
matches with that?
496
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:23,930
Yeah.
497
00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,932
CRYSTAL:
All sweaty.
498
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:27,716
-[buttons clicking]
-[cash register dings]
499
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,544
What state is this?
500
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,328
Sorry?
501
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,462
You don't understand
the question?
502
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,595
Oh, no, I did. Just...
503
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,379
Most people know
where they are.
504
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,946
[Ma and Pop chuckle]
505
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:43,036
Well, I ain't most people.
[chuckles softly]
506
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,913
You're in the glorious state
of Arkansas.
507
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,662
Is there anything else that...
508
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,795
[grunting and groaning]
509
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,929
[Pop yells]
510
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,280
No! No, please, no!
511
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,674
Cigarettes in Arkansas
only cost six bucks.
512
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,676
You fucked up, bitch!
513
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,460
-[screams]
-[gun blasts]
514
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,812
["Fairytale in the Supermarket"
by The Raincoats playing]
515
00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,423
♪ The times I forgot
516
00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:25,513
♪ But never forgot
517
00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:26,688
Hmm.
518
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,082
♪ I don't know
519
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,825
♪ The books that you read
520
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:35,305
♪ But you don't say
521
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:39,483
♪ That love never
externalizes ♪
522
00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,964
♪ You're rereading a book
523
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:45,881
♪ To feel reassured
524
00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:48,884
♪ By the life
525
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:52,627
♪ Of your favorite hero
526
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,717
♪ But don't worry
527
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,938
♪ Honey, don't worry
528
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:02,202
♪ This is just
529
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,640
♪ A fairy tale
530
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,861
♪ Happening in
531
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:13,517
♪ The supermarket.
532
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:15,694
[hinges creaking]
533
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,958
[bell jingles]
534
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:29,055
[bird cawing]
535
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:33,712
♪
536
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,733
♪
537
00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:16,363
♪
538
00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:28,810
-[sighs]
-[radio beeps]
539
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,769
ATHENA [over radio]:
Hello?
540
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,814
Julius? Miranda!
541
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,598
Are you there?
542
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,687
[radio crackles]
543
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:39,342
-Richard, are you on?
-RICHARD: Yeah, uh, uh, yes.
544
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:40,953
A-Affirmative, I'm here.
545
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,694
LIBERTY: This is Liberty.
I can't find Orwell.
546
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,044
RICHARD:
Which one's Orwell?
547
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,219
LIBERTY:
Orwell is the pig.
548
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,611
RICHARD:
You named the fucking pig?
549
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,656
ATHENA:
Richard, enough.
550
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,223
Did anyone see Snowball go in?
551
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,834
RICHARD: Uh, no,
we lost visual at the road.
552
00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,705
ATHENA:
Why don't you go take a look?
553
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,143
RICHARD:
Go take a... Yes. 10-4.
554
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,280
[device buzzing nearby]
555
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,119
RICHARD:
I don't see anybody inside.
556
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,991
I-I guess I should...
557
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,645
-I guess I should check
around the back. -[gunfire]
558
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,125
Shit, I-I lost the...
559
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,866
-ATHENA: What happened?
-RICHARD: I don't know.
560
00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:27,129
I-I can't see anything.
The signal went out.
561
00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,870
ATHENA:
Turn your radio off.
562
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,567
RICHARD:
What?
563
00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,961
ATHENA: Turn your fucking
radio off now!
564
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:35,007
[radio crackles, beeps]
565
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:40,012
At least one of you is smart.
566
00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:51,545
[grunting]
567
00:31:00,684 --> 00:31:02,425
[whistles]
568
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,996
Don't fucking move!
569
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,564
You lower your gun.
570
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,870
I'm a friendly.
571
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,001
How do I know that?
572
00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:14,873
Why don't you pull
that door handle?
573
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,269
Then you'll blow the fuck up,
and then you'll know.
574
00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,315
Oh, shit.
575
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,543
Thanks.
576
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,545
You should not have shot
that drone.
577
00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,330
But now they can't see us.
578
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,985
Don't need to.
You just told them we're here.
579
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,815
Huh. Where you going?
580
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,817
Saw some tracks earlier.
581
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,776
I'm gonna follow 'em.
582
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,517
Whose tracks?
583
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:54,042
Hey, whose tracks?
584
00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:57,437
♪
585
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,706
Why didn't they just kill you
when you came in?
586
00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:06,925
Don't care.
587
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,840
You want to hear my theory?
588
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,277
Not really.
589
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,496
Did you read that article?
590
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:16,238
Every year,
these liberal elites--
591
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,720
you know, the globalist cucks
who run the deep state--
592
00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:22,766
kidnap a bunch of
normal folks like us
593
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,768
and hunt us for fucking sport
594
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:28,294
in, like, this mansion
in Vermont or something.
595
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,383
I forwarded that to 50 friends.
596
00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,472
It-It's not like I believed it.
597
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,821
You believe it?
598
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,649
That you have 50 friends?
599
00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,651
No, the rest of it.
600
00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:42,656
Mm...
601
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,484
This ain't Vermont.
602
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,616
Yeah.
603
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,662
Where you going now?
604
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,971
Oh. Um...
605
00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:56,887
[trickling]
606
00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:58,193
I'm Gary.
607
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,456
Shut the fuck up, Gary.
608
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,110
Mm.
609
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:05,287
[distant, metallic squealing]
610
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,989
[distant rumbling]
611
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,690
-How fast are you?
-What?
612
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,474
Train will be going slowest
at the curve.
613
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:19,998
We're not getting on
standing still.
614
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,478
GARY:
Wait!
615
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,524
♪
616
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,363
[panting]
617
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,062
-[grunts]
-[Gary panting]
618
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,108
[yelps, grunts]
619
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:46,807
[grunting, panting]
620
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,330
[strained grunt]
621
00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,164
[both grunt]
622
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,211
[both panting, groaning]
623
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:16,663
Thanks.
624
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,143
Welcome.
625
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:21,233
[clattering nearby]
626
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,331
Who's there?
627
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,074
Come the fuck out,
or I'll shoot!
628
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,122
[speaking Arabic]
629
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,650
Oh, come on.
630
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,087
What?
631
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,045
[grunts]
They're not real.
632
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,568
Uh-uh.
633
00:34:52,612 --> 00:34:55,441
You know what we have here?
Crisis actors.
634
00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,399
-[speaking Arabic]
-What are the chances
635
00:34:57,443 --> 00:35:00,576
the one train car with the
open door is full of illegals?
636
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,361
I mean, I mean,
will you look at these fucks?
637
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,145
A little obvious,
don't you think?
638
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,712
[speaking Arabic]
639
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:09,107
Oh, are you fucks trying
to teach us a lesson?
640
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,282
Oh, no!
641
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:13,111
-[baby crying]
-I feel so sorry for
642
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,721
immigrants and refugees.
643
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:18,464
I'm gonna have to rethink my
entire position on immigration.
644
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,248
No, Gary, they got a baby.
645
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:23,251
So? There are crisis babies.
646
00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:26,950
[speaking Arabic]
647
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,778
Oh, you're good, Muhammad,
648
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:32,434
but if you don't cut
the bullshit in three seconds,
649
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,655
I am gonna blow
your fucking dick off.
650
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:36,873
One.
651
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,440
-[grunts]
-Two.
652
00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,617
-[train rattling, creaking]
-[frightened yelling]
653
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,880
-[train stops]
-[baby crying]
654
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:48,407
-[chatter in Arabic]
-Shh.
655
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,713
Gary. Come here, you fuck...
656
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:53,151
-[dogs barking]
-[chatter in local language]
657
00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,513
Hey! Hey!
658
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:09,384
[man speaks local language]
659
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,430
-Toss your gun.
-What?
660
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,040
Toss it, or we're fucking dead.
661
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,521
[speaking local language]
662
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,483
MAN: Hey! Hey!
[continues in local language]
663
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,488
-[baby crying]
-[chatter in local language]
664
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,276
[grunts, groans]
665
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,506
Sir. Sir, excuse me.
666
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:48,031
I don't know exactly where
we are, but I'm an American.
667
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,468
American.
668
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,165
-American?
-Yeah. Yeah.
669
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,340
Her, too.
670
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:54,690
Look, let me explain
everything, sir,
671
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,345
'cause I know exactly
what's going on here, okay?
672
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,608
These are not real refugees.
673
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,568
-These are crisis actors.
-Whoa.
674
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,700
[chuckles]:
Look, I have a podcast.
675
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,137
I've been exposing
these people, okay?
676
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:10,793
They were placed on the train
as a part of Manorgate.
677
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:15,233
This has all been an elaborate
trap to try to ensnare us.
678
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:18,279
[speaking local language]
679
00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:25,852
[quiet radio chatter]
680
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,250
I don't think
they believe you, Gary.
681
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:34,730
GARY:
Did you hear him?
682
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,210
Did you hear...
Did you hear him?
683
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,299
[speaking Arabic]
684
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,738
Bullshit.
685
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,175
This is...
That-that's bullshit.
686
00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,307
You're all fake!
687
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,614
-You're all fake!
-[agents chattering]
688
00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,923
Gary, you have just
got to chill, okay, buddy?
689
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,883
Now, those other refugees,
they weren't part of this.
690
00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:59,538
They're real. I know. I have
been embedded with them, okay?
691
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,366
And those soldiers, well,
they're fucking real, too.
692
00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,455
That train wasn't
supposed to be stopped.
693
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:06,327
So just calm the fuck down,
694
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,416
and we will get through this,
all right?
695
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,504
And you know what?
696
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,984
I'll even give you guys
a head start
697
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,725
before I come after you.
How's that sound?
698
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,770
-[dog barking]
-You good?
699
00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,294
Come on, buddy.
700
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:19,079
[panting]
701
00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,123
Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.
702
00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,995
I am not your buddy!
703
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,823
[yelling, grunting]
704
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,962
Sayonara, sugar tits.
705
00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,094
No, no, no, no, no, no.
706
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,183
-[frantic chatter]
-[whistle blowing]
707
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,315
Fuck. Shit, shit,
708
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,403
shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
709
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,405
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
710
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:43,016
[frantic chatter, gasping]
711
00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:47,150
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
712
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,326
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
713
00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,821
[chatter in local language]
714
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:08,389
[baby crying]
715
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,487
[chatter in Arabic]
716
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,891
♪
717
00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,168
[grunts loudly]
718
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:55,480
I'm Dino, and this Bojan.
719
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,220
You have papers?
720
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,179
Where are we?
721
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,921
Where you think?
722
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,401
Well...
723
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:07,448
I was, uh, eating
in Mississippi
724
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,886
when I got knocked out
725
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,107
for what was at least 18 hours.
726
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,763
So, taking that
kind of into account,
727
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:23,246
along with your accent and
a license plate I fucking saw,
728
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:26,424
I'm guessing I'm probably in...
729
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,427
Bosnia.
730
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,864
-[snickers]
-Serbia?
731
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,561
Croatia?
732
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,565
I'm in Croa... Croatia, then.
733
00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,480
-How you get here?
-Doesn't matter.
734
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,569
You need to call
the American embassy.
735
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,092
Show us paper.
736
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,617
I don't have papers.
737
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,488
C-Can you call the embassy?
738
00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:51,013
You are hunted?
739
00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:54,495
Who said I was hunted?
740
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,759
Don. Hmm?
741
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,718
You hunted like Don?
742
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,850
Who the fuck is Don?
743
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,942
Bring Don.
744
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,467
-[chair scrapes on floor]
-[sighs]
745
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:13,993
[whistles]
746
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,565
[shakily]:
Can I have one of those?
747
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,175
-No.
-[door closes]
748
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:28,529
Don.
749
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,488
Howdy.
750
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,448
Yeah, hunted like Don.
751
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,495
Yeah. I told you, assholes.
752
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:42,543
Yeah, I was heading north
when the dogs came after me.
753
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,154
Man, I thought
I was fucking dead.
754
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:48,636
You know, that it was
those Manorgate assholes.
755
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,638
Man, I was... I was relieved
756
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,467
when it was just the fucking
Russians, you know.
757
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,817
Uh, little more,
little more, pal.
758
00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,518
You know, a-and what was up
with that crate?
759
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,650
I mean, why-why did they
give us weapons
760
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,739
before they started
picking us off?
761
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,046
To make it more fair?
762
00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,265
[chuckling]:
And what was up with that pig?
763
00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:11,703
I thought they were all vegans.
764
00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:17,404
Well, I cannot wait to...
to blow the lid off this shit.
765
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:20,015
'Cause we gonna be
on Hannity,you and me,
766
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:23,845
just like them two Jew boys
that fucked Nixon up.
767
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:29,459
You want to share what
you're thinking, sweetie?
768
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,636
Hmm? Come on.
769
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,812
You don't care why
they're doing this to us?
770
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,117
Well, they're trying
to kill me.
771
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,205
I don't give a shit why.
772
00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:39,557
[vehicle approaching]
773
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,348
[car stops, door opens]
774
00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,313
[indistinct chatter]
775
00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,098
[chuckling]
776
00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:01,796
Well, if it ain't
Uncle Sam's nephew.
777
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,236
[chuckles]
We're rescued.
778
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,978
["Mississippi Delta"
by Bobbie Gentry playing]
779
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:17,769
♪ M, I, double S, I
780
00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:22,077
♪ Double S, I, double P, I
781
00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:25,951
♪ Right in the middle
of the Cotton Belt ♪
782
00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:29,781
♪ Down in the
Mississippi Delta ♪
783
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:33,045
♪ Wearing last year's
possum belt ♪
784
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,742
♪ Smack dab in the...
785
00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,571
So you're telling me
that they built
786
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,051
an entire gas station out here
787
00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:41,967
just to convince you this was
the middle of Arkansas?
788
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,273
What kind of sick individual
even comes up with that?
789
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,318
It's horrifying.
790
00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:46,798
DON:
You fucking said it, junior.
791
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,364
Okay, we're gonna get back
to the embassy.
792
00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,105
I'm gonna contact
the State Department.
793
00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,716
We're gonna get
military support out here.
794
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,108
We're gonna find these animals.
795
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:54,457
Attaboy.
796
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,895
[sighs] Why would they do
something like that?
797
00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,810
Same reason elites
do anything--
798
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,986
'cause they think
they're better than us.
799
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:03,902
Yeah, but... but why you?
800
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,469
I mean, it seems
so personal, right?
801
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,775
What?
802
00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:09,821
No, no, I mean, I'm...
I-I'm just asking,
803
00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,474
why pick you of all people?
804
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:14,390
You must have done something to
pop up on their radar somehow.
805
00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:17,567
Otherwise, why target you
so specifically?
806
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,309
-We didn't do shit.
-Okay.
807
00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:21,876
[laughing]:
So, wh-what, you think this is
808
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,095
-our fucking fault?
-N-No.
809
00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,357
No, no, that's not what I'm...
810
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,228
No, I would never
blame the victim.
811
00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:27,316
Yeah.
812
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,449
There'd have to be a reason,
is all.
813
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,147
Can you think of anything--
814
00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:33,627
anything at all,
no matter how minor--
815
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,978
that might make somebody want
to try something as...
816
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,893
-[grunts, gasps]
-DON: Oh! Whoa!
817
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:42,157
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
818
00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,028
Oh!
819
00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,856
-[tires squeal]
-What? No.
820
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,858
No! Oh, my God!
821
00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:50,513
Stop the car! Stop the car!
822
00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:52,428
No! No!
823
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,169
-[thud]
-Oh, my God!
824
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,649
Oh!
825
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,739
Are you out of your mind,
woman?!
826
00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,741
No, no, no.
Why did you do that?
827
00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,612
Oh, no. Why did you do that?
828
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:04,745
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Is he dead?
829
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,747
You, what is wrong with you?
830
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,184
What is wrong with you?
You are not right.
831
00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,752
Oh, my God.
832
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,580
What the...
833
00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:15,669
Oh, fuck.
834
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,323
Why did you do that? Why...
835
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:20,456
He was trying to save us.
He was...
836
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,589
Oh.
837
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,809
Jesus.
838
00:45:24,852 --> 00:45:27,550
Nope, that's Gary.
839
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,378
How'd you know he was lying?
840
00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:31,946
Because everyone is lying.
841
00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,210
DON:
Well, maybe...
842
00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,909
maybe you should've waited
to kill him until...
843
00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:40,389
till he told us
why they're doing this.
844
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,870
Pretty sure he wanted us
to tell him.
845
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:47,222
DON: Right, there was 11 of us
when we first woke up.
846
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:49,572
There was four down
out of the gate.
847
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,444
A guy got grenaded.
848
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:55,187
Uh, you said there were three
at the gas station.
849
00:45:55,230 --> 00:46:00,192
And I assume this is the guy
you hopped a train with.
850
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,890
Mm-hmm.
851
00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:06,241
That just leaves you and me.
852
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,765
Yeah.
853
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,203
Wh-Wh-What is that?
854
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:14,423
It's where Mr. Bullshit
was taking us.
855
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:17,949
[Don chuckles]
856
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,907
This seems a little obvious,
like...
857
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:22,605
like maybe they wanted us
to find it.
858
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,260
Depends on whether they're
smart pretending to be idiots,
859
00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:27,219
or idiots
pretending to be smart.
860
00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:29,743
Well, I say
fuck those fuckers, okay?
861
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,137
We got us a car.
Let's just fucking go.
862
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,487
Okay? And I'm driving.
Give me the key.
863
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,445
No.
864
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,929
"No"?
865
00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:44,889
[clicks tongue]
866
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,066
No.
867
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:55,247
My mama used to
tell me this story
868
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,251
about the jackrabbit
and the box turtle.
869
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:03,777
The jackrabbit is a real dick,
870
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,127
'cause he brags all the time.
871
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:10,001
Says nobody's faster than him.
872
00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:12,003
And, well, it's true.
873
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,138
'Cause every time he races,
the jackrabbit always wins.
874
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,010
The whole fucking forest
has to put up
875
00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,663
with his shit--
day in, day out.
876
00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:23,275
Fucker always wants to race
just to rub it in some more.
877
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:26,844
So the box turtle figures,
"Why not?
878
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,802
I'll give it a try."
879
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,630
And the jackrabbit,
like, laughs.
880
00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:31,849
Like, "Okay, this'll be fun.
881
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,894
So let-let's fucking go."
So bang!
882
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:34,982
-[gasps, chuckles]
-Jackrabbit leaves
883
00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:36,592
the box turtle
in his fucking dust.
884
00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,986
I mean, he is way out in front.
885
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:40,945
Of course he is,
'cause jackrabbit always wins.
886
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:44,905
But he wants to put on a show
and he'll make it seem close.
887
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:48,039
So he stops,
and he takes a nap.
888
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,570
He sleeps longer
than he wanted to.
889
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:03,141
By the time he wakes up, the...
890
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:05,056
I mean, he knows he's fucked.
891
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:06,361
Jackrabbit...
[makes whooshing sound]
892
00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,015
goes full tilt,
but it's too late.
893
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:11,105
The box turtle crosses
the finish line first,
894
00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,107
and the crowd's like...
[makes whooshing sound]
895
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:16,241
Goes fucking wild.
896
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,334
Later that night, box turtle's
having dinner with his family.
897
00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:25,946
He's telling his little
box turtles how he did it.
898
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:28,383
"I mean, never give up. I...
899
00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:31,952
"Just keep crawling forwards,
and...
900
00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:35,129
you can overcome
just about anything."
901
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,655
Door smashes in.
902
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,181
It's the jackrabbit.
903
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,663
And he has a hammer.
904
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,145
Smashes up the wife
and kids first
905
00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:54,627
so the box turtle
has to watch 'em die.
906
00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,543
And then it's his turn.
907
00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,459
Once the whole family's broken
into little pieces...
908
00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:01,634
[chuckles]
909
00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:04,419
...he sits down
and eats their dinner.
910
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,554
Every last bite.
911
00:49:15,474 --> 00:49:16,997
[squishing]
912
00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:20,131
'Cause the jackrabbit
always wins.
913
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,571
Your mama told you that story?
914
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,704
Uh, so... so wait.
915
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:30,706
So, who's the rabbit?
916
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,187
I mean, i-is it us or them?
917
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,625
-[branches crack]
-[pig snorts]
918
00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,762
You see a pig
with a shirt on, right?
919
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,243
[snorts, squeals]
920
00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:46,635
DON:
Yep.
921
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,116
A little pig.
922
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,379
♪
923
00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:02,434
Where the hell is Oliver?
924
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,305
He left to get them hours ago.
925
00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:06,307
I'm sure he's fine, Ted.
926
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,180
Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay
just liked one of my posts.
927
00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,834
You're friends with Ava, too?
928
00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:13,401
No. Uh, maybe.
929
00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,142
We met at a Time 100 dinner.
930
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,752
Th-This is the photo
that she liked.
931
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,145
It's from when I was in Haiti.
932
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:20,278
[laughing]: Wait a second.
Wait. You were in Haiti?
933
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,193
Remind us, what were you
doing there again?
934
00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,411
You were curing AIDS
in a favela.
935
00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:24,673
-AIDS.
-Isn't that...
936
00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:26,066
-Don't joke about AIDS.
-No, no, no.
937
00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:27,111
I'm not joking.
938
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,765
AIDS is very, very serious,
939
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:33,465
and thank God Martin is
single-handedly taking it on.
940
00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:37,860
Okay. First of all,
there are no favelas in Haiti.
941
00:50:37,904 --> 00:50:39,340
-That's Brazil.
-Well, I just...
942
00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:41,995
I-I heard that you got a girl
pregnant down there.
943
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,736
Oh.
944
00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:45,042
I fell in love.
945
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,347
Hope she was pro-choice.
946
00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:47,566
Don't joke about choice,
man, please.
947
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,524
What matters is that Haiti
is in the midst
948
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,830
of a decades-long
humanitarian crisis,
949
00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:53,006
and it needs all the help
it can get.
950
00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,529
Thank you.
951
00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:56,879
-Does it need Martin's semen?
-Okay.
952
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,272
Enough, Richard.
953
00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:00,666
Guys, uh... [sighs]
we're all on the same team.
954
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:01,797
Did you say "guys"?
955
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,190
I'm sorry. I gendered it.
956
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,800
TED:
Where are they?
957
00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,324
Just call Oliver on the radio.
958
00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,065
I mean, they think he's part
of the embassy, so he's...
959
00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:09,457
-[clattering]
-Oh, shit.
960
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:14,071
Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help?
961
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,550
Please, let's keep
the voices down.
962
00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,726
-Why? They're in a car.
-You hired me to consult you.
963
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,380
I'm consulting you.
964
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:22,209
What was the name
of that movie you did again?
965
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:23,732
Tears of the Sun.
966
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,778
That's... I mean, that's
actually what they called it?
967
00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,388
Tears of the Sun?
968
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,824
Why is the sun crying?
969
00:51:28,868 --> 00:51:30,174
[laughing]
970
00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,479
MARTIN:
It-it came out?
971
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:32,654
I mean, like,
in theaters and stuff?
972
00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,569
-Bruce Willis was in it.
-RICHARD: What?
973
00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:36,005
-I love Bruce.
-[radio crackles]
974
00:51:36,049 --> 00:51:37,790
-MARTIN: He's cool.
-ATHENA: Stop fucking talking.
975
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,835
-Sorry, Athena.
-RICHARD: Well, I'm gonna
976
00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:41,185
go take a piss.
977
00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,838
Who has the hand sanitizer?
978
00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:44,971
LIBERTY: Oh, Christ,
Richard, just rough it.
979
00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,320
Go fuck yourself, Liberty.
980
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,670
TED: Hey, watch out
for the trip wires.
981
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,455
I know.
982
00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:53,675
[sighs, sniffs]
983
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,460
[sighs]
984
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:57,810
[grunts]
985
00:51:57,853 --> 00:51:59,681
[exhales sharply]
986
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,904
Fucking "rough it."
987
00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:08,168
As if you ever roughed a thing
in your fucking life.
988
00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:13,042
-[takes deep breath]
-[pants unzip]
989
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:15,175
[trickling]
990
00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:17,699
Hey.
991
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,440
Is this your pig?
992
00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:22,313
-[gasping, gurgling]
-[body thuds]
993
00:52:33,106 --> 00:52:34,586
[distant clattering]
994
00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:37,763
[distant footsteps, creaking]
995
00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,074
Everybody up.
996
00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:46,293
-Like we practiced.
-MARTIN: Ow!
997
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,468
-Motherfucker!
-Leave the rifles.
998
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:50,036
Sidearms now. Come on, come on.
999
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,169
-Shit.
-[gun clicking]
1000
00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:59,524
[footsteps above]
1001
00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,704
Richard?
1002
00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:06,966
Shh!
1003
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,707
Don't shush me.
1004
00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:13,407
[whispers]:
Richard?
1005
00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,844
-[loud thud]
-SGT. DALE: Easy.
1006
00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,237
They'll hit the trips.
1007
00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:19,196
[creaking]
1008
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,285
Shit.
1009
00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:31,338
[gun clicks]
1010
00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:37,866
[pig squealing]
1011
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,433
Oh, fuck!
1012
00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:44,221
-Stop! Stop!
-[Martin yells]
1013
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,181
[gasps] Orwell!
1014
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,835
[whimpers] What the fuck?!
1015
00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:51,271
He was an innocent.
1016
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,881
How the hell did that
get in here?
1017
00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:54,492
MARTIN:
You almost fucking shot me.
1018
00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,407
Well, I didn't, did I?
Because you're not...
1019
00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,323
Hey, bitch.
1020
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:05,938
[yells]
1021
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,244
[panting]
1022
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,946
[gun clicks]
1023
00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:20,692
[grunts]
1024
00:54:22,476 --> 00:54:23,825
-[body thuds]
-[gun clicking]
1025
00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:30,179
[groans]
1026
00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:31,964
No, Snowball.
No, no, no, no.
1027
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:32,965
I-I didn't...
1028
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:35,054
[gasping]
1029
00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:57,685
-[Ted grunts]
-[body thuds]
1030
00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:03,996
-[panting]
-[gunshot]
1031
00:55:04,039 --> 00:55:05,345
[groans]
1032
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,005
[grunts, groans]
1033
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,617
[straining]
1034
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,410
[grunting and groaning]
1035
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:30,457
No, no, no, no.
1036
00:55:30,501 --> 00:55:33,242
[grunting]
1037
00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:34,853
[panting]
1038
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,769
[groans]
1039
00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,643
You hick.
1040
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,777
Goddamn.
1041
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,874
[footsteps approaching]
1042
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:58,137
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me.
[chuckles]
1043
00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,095
Thank you for all the help.
1044
00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,968
Fuck you. I dropped the pig.
1045
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,622
Come on, give me a gun.
1046
00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:08,887
Do you think
you could find one?
1047
00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,847
[Don grunts]
1048
00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:17,461
Don, is there anything
you would like to ask her?
1049
00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,853
What?
1050
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:22,422
You got mad that I killed
the fucker in the car
1051
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,511
before you could
ask him anything,
1052
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:28,428
and I thought, you know,
now's your chance.
1053
00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:35,566
Why are you doing this to us?
1054
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:38,525
Because Jesus told me to.
1055
00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:40,875
Well, there's your answer.
1056
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:42,094
Whoa! Hey, hey.
1057
00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:44,444
Come on, you can't just...
She's a woman.
1058
00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,880
[groans]
1059
00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,882
Hey, miss...
1060
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,276
do you think
you should be afforded mercy
1061
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:51,886
just 'cause you're a girl?
1062
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,412
No.
1063
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:58,937
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
1064
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:02,810
-[radio crackling]
-ATHENA: Don?
1065
00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:04,159
Don.
1066
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,900
Did you get her?
1067
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,121
Don!
1068
00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,820
Don.
1069
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:14,561
[chuckling]:
Whoa, whoa.
1070
00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,171
Whoa, hey.
1071
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,477
Hey.
1072
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,000
ATHENA:
What's going on?
1073
00:57:20,045 --> 00:57:21,438
You one of them?
1074
00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:23,788
What? No.
1075
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,705
You drop the gun
and answer her.
1076
00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:31,752
-I'm not dropping my gun.
-[radio beeps]
1077
00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:34,538
ATHENA:
Don, what's going on?
1078
00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:35,582
Answer her.
1079
00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:37,584
Who is this?
1080
00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:39,412
ATHENA: You don't have to
pretend anymore.
1081
00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,588
She's figured it out.
1082
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,505
I don't know who the fuck
that is.
1083
00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,507
-ATHENA: Shoot her.
-CRYSTAL: Drop the gun.
1084
00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:48,943
ATHENA:
Fucking shoot her, Don!
1085
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:50,597
They're playing you.
They're fucking with you.
1086
00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:52,077
I'm on your side here.
1087
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,992
Just drop the gun.
1088
00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:58,039
[body thuds]
1089
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,519
[radio beeps, crackles]
1090
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,303
ATHENA:
Don?
1091
00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,262
Is she hurt?
1092
00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133
Don's dead.
1093
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,137
-'Cause of me.
-[radio beeps]
1094
00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:12,750
ATHENA: Then I guess you'd
better come and get me.
1095
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,186
[radio crackles, beeps]
1096
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:24,196
[breathing weakly]
1097
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,552
I heard them call you
a consultant.
1098
00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:35,555
You trained these fuckers?
1099
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,644
Yeah.
1100
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:41,082
How much did they pay you?
1101
00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:42,910
Nothing.
1102
00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,653
I owed her a favor.
1103
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,049
And where is she?
1104
00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:52,572
Why?
1105
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,139
You won.
1106
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,229
Just go home.
1107
00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:04,845
Because I am, like...
1108
00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:08,632
[hums]
1109
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:13,724
And, uh...
1110
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:16,248
I work at a car rental company.
1111
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:20,208
And there is nowhere
to put that.
1112
00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:23,603
So maybe today...
1113
00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,084
I can, like...
1114
00:59:27,999 --> 00:59:30,001
[hums]
1115
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,359
So, where the fuck is she?
1116
00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:46,583
[yells in pain]
1117
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,801
Okay, okay.
1118
00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,847
-Sorry. Sorry.
-[groaning]: Okay, okay.
1119
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,805
-Sorry.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1120
00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,459
[panting]:
Okay.
1121
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:56,244
-Three klicks northwest.
-"Three klicks northwest."
1122
00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,203
There's a gravel road
to the manor.
1123
00:59:58,246 --> 00:59:59,552
"Road to the manor."
1124
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,250
You have no idea
what you're up against.
1125
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,078
She's...
1126
01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,820
She's been training
for eight months.
1127
01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:09,170
She's gonna rip you
into pieces.
1128
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,607
We'll see.
1129
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,348
You... you were in the service?
1130
01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:15,786
Uh, yes.
1131
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,398
Afghanistan. [sniffs]
1132
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:20,617
Were you?
1133
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,705
National Guard.
1134
01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:23,576
Mm-mm.
1135
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:24,751
[sniffs]
1136
01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:26,753
So you were never in the shit.
1137
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:30,627
I'm-I'm in it now.
1138
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:33,325
That's a nice way
of looking at it.
1139
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,676
Hey.
1140
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,983
Thank you for your service.
1141
01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:42,639
[gunshot]
1142
01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:46,468
[bell dings]
1143
01:00:46,512 --> 01:00:47,774
[elevator doors open]
1144
01:00:47,818 --> 01:00:49,646
[footsteps]
1145
01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:54,302
ATHENA:
Hello, Paul.
1146
01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,826
Hey. Athena, hi.
1147
01:00:55,869 --> 01:00:58,698
What are you doing
in my office?
1148
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,918
Take a seat.
1149
01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:05,531
ATHENA:
Hello, Nicole.
1150
01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,359
Athena.
1151
01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:08,665
[Paul sighs]
1152
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,797
Have a seat.
1153
01:01:10,841 --> 01:01:13,670
ATHENA:
Hmm. Hmm.
1154
01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,672
-Hi.
-Hi.
1155
01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,151
So, you're aware
Martin's account
1156
01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,849
got hacked last week, right?
1157
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:21,808
I'm the CEO, Paul.
I hear everything.
1158
01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:24,855
And Martin's one of
my closest friends.
1159
01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:27,988
So you know how embarrassing
it was for him.
1160
01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:31,426
All the, uh,
extramarital communiqués.
1161
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,386
I call it sending
his wife's oncologist
1162
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,822
pictures of his cock.
1163
01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:37,868
I mean, there are more than
just the cock pics.
1164
01:01:37,911 --> 01:01:39,826
There were texts and e-mails,
1165
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,959
and he said some
extraordinarily critical things
1166
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,177
about the president.
1167
01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:44,526
[chuckles]:
Oh, well,
1168
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,311
last I heard,
free speech still exists.
1169
01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:49,227
Don't do that. Don't-don't
First Amendment me, please.
1170
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:52,186
It's not a country.
It's a business.
1171
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,754
A business,
and there are optics.
1172
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,234
You fired Martin?
1173
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:58,584
No, he realized he had to
take one for the team.
1174
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,586
-The team?
-Yeah, the team.
1175
01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:01,979
We have a team, our team.
1176
01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,632
ATHENA:
What's in the file, Nicole?
1177
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,896
[coughs]
Just a sec. Um...
1178
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:08,202
Do you recall
a text thread you had
1179
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:10,639
with Martin, Peter, Richard
and Liberty, amongst others,
1180
01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:12,554
December 17 at 10:00
in the morning?
1181
01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:16,428
I don't recall a text thread I
had last fucking Tuesday, Paul.
1182
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,737
Go... go ahead, Nicole.
1183
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,785
Martin: "Did anyone see
1184
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,874
what our ratfucker-in-chief
just did?"
1185
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:31,443
Liberty:
"Yes. Day equals ruined."
1186
01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:33,140
Peter: "Infuriating."
1187
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,534
Athena:
"At least the hunt's coming up.
1188
01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,797
"Nothing better than
going out to The Manor
1189
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,234
and slaughtering
a dozen deplorables."
1190
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,934
Miranda: "We promised not to
talk about The Manor on text."
1191
01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,066
Ted:
"Viva El Manor."
1192
01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:49,156
Liberty:
"Deleting this thread."
1193
01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,900
ATHENA:
Oh, I get it.
1194
01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,033
PAUL: Are you aware
there's an active group
1195
01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,557
of people out there who believe
this is a real thing?
1196
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,212
[chuckling]:
Believe wh-what's a real thing?
1197
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,476
That you're hunting
human beings for sport.
1198
01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,960
[laughing]
1199
01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:12,136
PAUL:
Yeah, not funny.
1200
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,661
PAUL [chuckles]:
Yeah?
1201
01:03:15,704 --> 01:03:18,359
Wh-Wh-Wh...
1202
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:19,578
What?
1203
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,623
Yeah, conspiracy websites
are all over it.
1204
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,408
They're going bananas.
They're going berserk.
1205
01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:26,280
Reddit. I mean, I don't know
the names of them all.
1206
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,630
But, anyway, somebody pulled
a property-tax record
1207
01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:31,242
for the manor that you bought
in Vermont.
1208
01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:35,724
"Manor"? No, I don't own
a fucking manor in Vermont.
1209
01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:37,509
It's a three-bedroom house.
1210
01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,294
Jesus, I can't believe
you used that word.
1211
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,513
"Manor"?
1212
01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:42,557
No.
1213
01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:43,776
"Deplorables."
1214
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,083
It's... charged.
1215
01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,128
Oh, well, I initially typed
"fucking rednecks,"
1216
01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:50,130
but then I decided
that wasn't specific...
1217
01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,871
-Hey, come on.
-What?
1218
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:54,047
What would you prefer
I call them, Paul?
1219
01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:57,050
-"Gun-clutching homophobes"?
-Hey, hey, stop, please.
1220
01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,487
-"Academically challenged
racists"? -Hey, hey.
1221
01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:01,011
What about
"tooth-deprived bigots"?
1222
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:02,969
We have our best team
at reputation management
1223
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:05,406
flooding...
flooding the search engines
1224
01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:07,495
in the hopes this thing
doesn't go mainstream.
1225
01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,454
But even if by some miracle
it doesn't--
1226
01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:11,499
and I really don't
see that happening--
1227
01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,110
Martin did what he had to.
1228
01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,460
Richard did what he had to.
He's out at BlueWest.
1229
01:04:15,503 --> 01:04:18,898
Julius and Miranda had to step
down from their foundation.
1230
01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,769
Liberty exited her fund.
1231
01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:22,684
I'm sorry.
1232
01:04:22,728 --> 01:04:25,035
You got to go.
1233
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,865
Paul...
1234
01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,693
it was just a joke.
1235
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,870
One joke.
1236
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,872
-Wasn't funny.
-It wasn't real.
1237
01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:38,265
I mean, I wish
this didn't happen.
1238
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:42,922
I really do, but this...
1239
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,753
...idea is out there,
and these people believe it,
1240
01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,929
and they're not going away.
1241
01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,415
What people?
1242
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,982
Sorry?
1243
01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:05,989
What people believe I'm hunting
human beings at my manor?
1244
01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:09,470
[echoing]:
What fucking people?!
1245
01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:12,821
OLIVER: Okay, this is gary4USA.
1246
01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,214
He's got a podcast
1247
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:15,737
called The Confederate Files.
1248
01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,957
He's a P score 8.5.
1249
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,220
What-what does that "P"
stand for again?
1250
01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:21,918
"Piece of shit."
I vote in.
1251
01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,049
-In.
-Yeah, in.
1252
01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,921
In? Another in. Okay.
1253
01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:26,183
-ATHENA: Oh.
-MIKE: Oh, gross.
1254
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,575
BigGameShane.
Trigger warning. I'm sorry.
1255
01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,229
-Whoa, whoa. -I think the pic
speaks for itself.
1256
01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:30,665
-In.
-He's an 8.8.
1257
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:31,971
ALL:
In.
1258
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,364
OLIVER: Guys, we can't
include everybody, okay?
1259
01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:35,932
Thousands of people posted
about Manorgate, so...
1260
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,716
Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now?
1261
01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,066
Well, they ruined water
and pizza. Why not manors?
1262
01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,415
Listen, I want to slaughter
all of them
1263
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:42,460
just like
everybody else here, okay,
1264
01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,765
but our
military consultant says
1265
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,202
we got to cap it out at 12.
1266
01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:47,421
-Why?
-It's our first time.
1267
01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:49,423
-Safety reasons, okay?
-[scoffs] Heavens.
1268
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:50,903
God forbid somebody gets hurt.
1269
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,123
Is that a kimono?
That's appropriation, Richard.
1270
01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,559
MIKE:
Hey, where are Liberty and Ted?
1271
01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:56,213
-POP: In therapy.
-RICHARD: Jesus. Again?
1272
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,605
MA:
They lost everything, Richard.
1273
01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,433
They-they lost their jobs
and their reputations.
1274
01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:01,218
RICHARD:
Yeah, so did I, Miranda.
1275
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,002
But I'm dealing with it
with, you know,
1276
01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:04,743
drugs and alcohol,
like a normal person.
1277
01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:07,093
Excuse me, did anyone else here
get reassigned to Croatia?
1278
01:06:07,137 --> 01:06:08,573
No? No? Because I did.
1279
01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:09,966
That was a blessing
in disguise.
1280
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,663
We're gonna build
that gas station for pennies.
1281
01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:12,664
There's no extradition...
1282
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,231
Next slide.
1283
01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,451
-MA and POP: Oh.
-RICHARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1284
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,410
-No, no. -Jesus, Oliver,
I don't think...
1285
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,064
OLIVER: Listen. Listen, listen,
listen, listen, if we don't
1286
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,543
have at least one
person of color in this,
1287
01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:24,241
-it is going to be problematic.
-MIKE: Um...
1288
01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:26,069
I'm playing an Arab refugee.
I'm from Connecticut.
1289
01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,548
Isn't that
a little problematic?
1290
01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:29,463
-POP: That was your idea.
-OLIVER: It was your idea.
1291
01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:31,117
It was weird when you said it.
1292
01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:34,468
Because we need to lean in
to the stereotype...
1293
01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,601
-Correct. -...to let them
just expose their biases.
1294
01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:38,081
Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em
as soon as
1295
01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,343
-they grab their guns.
-OLIVER: Then they're not gonna
1296
01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:40,605
know why we're
killing them, okay?
1297
01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,389
-Next slide.
-We have the opportunity to...
1298
01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:44,043
[sighs]
1299
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,132
Okay. Justice4Yall.
1300
01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:47,655
She's a 6.5.
1301
01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:49,570
This is what she says.
1302
01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,311
"Fuck this bitch.
1303
01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:54,706
Athena Stone murders
innocent men and..."
1304
01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:56,751
I don't need to hear more.
1305
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,542
That's our Snowball.
1306
01:07:06,152 --> 01:07:08,111
♪
1307
01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:10,026
[birds chirping]
1308
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,469
ATHENA [over speaker]:
Put your gun in the mailbox.
1309
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,473
Why the fuck would I do that?
1310
01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:25,171
ATHENA: There's a shaped
C-4 charge underneath the gate.
1311
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:29,741
I could blow you up right now.
1312
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,048
But where's the fun in that?
1313
01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:34,180
No guns.
1314
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:37,227
Put it in the mailbox. Now.
1315
01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:54,113
♪
1316
01:07:59,684 --> 01:08:01,425
[gate buzzing]
1317
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:14,090
[hinges creaking]
1318
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:16,266
[classical music playing
in distance]
1319
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,196
[whimpers]
1320
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,459
[classical music continues]
1321
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:02,399
♪
1322
01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:13,410
[sighs]
1323
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:20,460
[fire crackling]
1324
01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:23,289
[classical music continues,
growing louder]
1325
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,465
ATHENA:
It's amazing to me.
1326
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,989
People go their entire lives
without realizing
1327
01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:30,514
the most simple, obvious truth.
1328
01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:35,867
The only way to properly
slice tomatoes
1329
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:38,348
is with a bread knife.
1330
01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,875
Did you kill Don?
1331
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,224
Uh-huh.
1332
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:48,184
Because I convinced you
he was one of us.
1333
01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,924
Was he?
1334
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,013
Maybe.
1335
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:54,320
Maybe not.
1336
01:09:56,627 --> 01:09:58,498
Who am I?
1337
01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:01,153
Huh?
1338
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,243
Who am I?
1339
01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:07,594
Lady, I don't know who you are.
1340
01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,640
I just know that you're crazy.
1341
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,076
I am crazy.
1342
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,686
But I know I'm crazy.
1343
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:16,037
And if you know you're crazy,
then you're not crazy.
1344
01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:19,867
So that just makes me
really, really mad.
1345
01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,260
Okay.
1346
01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:24,089
So, who am I?
1347
01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:27,701
Crystal May Creasey.
1348
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:31,531
Born in Mississippi,
Whites Crossing.
1349
01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:32,445
Fitting.
1350
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,055
Dropped out of school at 12,
1351
01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:36,667
right around the time your
daddy was killed by the police
1352
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,538
when they raided
the methamphetamine lab.
1353
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:41,019
Your mother joined him
soon after that-- overdose.
1354
01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:45,806
Probably the last batch
of Daddy's stuff.
1355
01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,939
Romantic.
1356
01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:55,599
You know, most people think
that you should use cheddar
1357
01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:59,994
in a grilled cheese,
but I use Gruyère.
1358
01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,825
Nothing else has
that kind of melt.
1359
01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:06,958
After your mom died,
you bounced
1360
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,568
from part-time job
to part-time job,
1361
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:10,309
to welfare and back.
1362
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,877
More times than I could count,
honestly.
1363
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:17,229
The only consistency was your
inability to stay employed.
1364
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,839
[chuckles]
Which is fine.
1365
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:22,278
I mean, this country belongs
to the uneducated and ignorant
1366
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,410
as much as it belongs to me.
1367
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:27,370
You fail, we pay.
1368
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:30,068
Eventually,
a cow falls on your head
1369
01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,549
or you blow your brains out
in a parking lot
1370
01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:34,551
because you finally realize
1371
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,945
what a waste
your life truly was.
1372
01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,773
But not you, Crystal.
1373
01:11:39,817 --> 01:11:42,123
You decided to go
on the Internet
1374
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:44,300
and run your stupid mouth.
1375
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:48,695
13 months ago, you posted this
on a message board
1376
01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:51,872
under the screen name
Justice4Yall.
1377
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,832
I want to make sure I...
I get it exactly right.
1378
01:11:57,835 --> 01:12:00,185
"Fuck this bitch.
1379
01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:04,450
"Athena Stone murders innocent
men and women for sport.
1380
01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:08,106
The evidence is all there."
1381
01:12:08,149 --> 01:12:12,328
T-H-E-I-R.
1382
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,547
"Her manor, her travel records.
1383
01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245
"Oh, and in case
you were still on the fence,
1384
01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:22,163
she fucking admitted to it
in a text message."
1385
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,906
"Admitted" was all caps.
1386
01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:28,256
Huh.
1387
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,389
"Huh"? That's all you have
to say for yourself?
1388
01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:35,481
Everybody you kidnapped
and killed,
1389
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,049
that's 'cause they busted you
and your friends
1390
01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,659
and put it on the Internet?
1391
01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,182
No one busted us.
1392
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:42,488
We were joking.
1393
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,272
But you ignorami
took it literally.
1394
01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:48,842
You actually believed we were
hunting human beings for sport.
1395
01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:51,367
-But you are.
-What?
1396
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,064
Hunting human beings for sport.
1397
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,500
-No.
-Oh, yeah.
1398
01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,807
It wasn't true.
1399
01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:59,200
[stammers]
1400
01:12:59,244 --> 01:13:00,680
This is your manor, isn't it?
1401
01:13:00,724 --> 01:13:03,291
It's not a fucking manor.
1402
01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,816
It's a house I rented
in Croatia and had decorated.
1403
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,121
Okay, right, but it's yours,
1404
01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:10,211
and you're hunting people,
so it's...
1405
01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,909
I mean, it's true.
1406
01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:13,127
Now.
1407
01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:17,436
Now it's true
because you made it true.
1408
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,395
You people,
you take anything you want,
1409
01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:21,527
and you twist it around
until it fits
1410
01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:24,791
into your backwards
fucking worldview.
1411
01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:29,187
You wanted it to be true,
so you decided it was.
1412
01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,757
This was your idea.
1413
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:38,152
Well...
1414
01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,154
not my idea.
1415
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,939
Ooh, I did not want to mess up
1416
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:46,247
your big grilled-cheese speech,
but...
1417
01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:49,120
oh, you done fucked up, lady.
1418
01:13:51,122 --> 01:13:54,604
See, you got the wrong Crystal.
1419
01:13:54,647 --> 01:13:58,129
There's another
Crystal May Creasey back home.
1420
01:13:59,478 --> 01:14:02,002
But she spells "May"
with an "E."
1421
01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:06,529
Hey, I get her mail sometimes.
1422
01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,922
And my dad's an asshole,
1423
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:12,926
but I don't think
he ever did drugs.
1424
01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:14,972
And my mom...
1425
01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:20,717
...she's alive, too.
1426
01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:24,938
Can we call her?
1427
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,549
-Let's call her right now.
-No.
1428
01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:27,854
-Give me the phone.
-No way.
1429
01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,247
-I'll call her up.
-Do I look fucking stupid?
1430
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,075
Fine. I'll give you her number,
and you can call.
1431
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,730
-That's not gonna happen.
-Yeah.
1432
01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:36,602
Hoo, you don't really care
about the truth, do you?
1433
01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:37,995
Of course I do.
1434
01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:41,825
The only difference
is I'm right.
1435
01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,742
Hey, maybe.
1436
01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:48,658
Maybe not.
1437
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,662
Now, do I have to keep
listening to Beethoven,
1438
01:14:52,705 --> 01:14:54,664
or can we fucking
get on with it?
1439
01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:57,493
-[classical music continues]
-[grunting and groaning]
1440
01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:17,295
[both yell]
1441
01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:27,131
That was good.
1442
01:15:29,568 --> 01:15:31,831
[grunting, yelling]
1443
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:34,704
[classical music continues]
1444
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,926
[yells, groans]
1445
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,553
Hmm.
1446
01:15:57,596 --> 01:15:59,555
[grunting]
1447
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,557
[music distorts, stops]
1448
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,778
No!
1449
01:16:10,261 --> 01:16:13,133
♪
1450
01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:14,700
[groans]
1451
01:16:14,744 --> 01:16:17,573
[laughing]
1452
01:16:17,616 --> 01:16:20,184
[sighs]
1453
01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:21,446
Hey, Crystal.
1454
01:16:21,489 --> 01:16:22,795
[Athena panting]
1455
01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,625
-[shotgun blasts]
-[yelps] Fuck!
1456
01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:30,194
You need a gun now, bitch?!
1457
01:16:30,237 --> 01:16:32,283
-That's fucking cheating!
-[chuckles]
1458
01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:34,633
[panting]
1459
01:16:41,031 --> 01:16:42,772
[grunting]
1460
01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:48,604
[strained grunt]
1461
01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:50,780
[both panting, grunting]
1462
01:16:56,394 --> 01:16:58,178
[Crystal screaming]
1463
01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:02,922
Fuck you!
1464
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:09,233
[gasps, groans]
1465
01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:12,149
[gasping]
1466
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,425
[Athena grunts]
1467
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:44,311
[both panting]
1468
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,275
[grunting and groaning]
1469
01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,233
[gags]
1470
01:17:59,544 --> 01:18:02,634
[birds chirping]
1471
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,028
-[panting]: One second.
-Yeah.
1472
01:18:10,076 --> 01:18:12,078
♪
1473
01:18:16,866 --> 01:18:19,259
[grunting and groaning]
1474
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,444
No more glass!
1475
01:18:31,489 --> 01:18:34,144
[grunting, panting]
1476
01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,067
-[bones crackling]
-[yells]
1477
01:18:51,988 --> 01:18:55,469
[both groaning, panting]
1478
01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:10,310
[yells]
1479
01:19:14,662 --> 01:19:16,926
[panting]
1480
01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:25,108
I got you.
1481
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,806
[pained grunt]
1482
01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:30,113
Hmm.
1483
01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:33,290
Hmm.
1484
01:19:38,643 --> 01:19:40,863
[yells, gasps]
1485
01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,613
-[squishing]
-[gasps]
1486
01:19:52,657 --> 01:19:54,180
[Athena groans]
1487
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,444
ATHENA [panting]:
Okay.
1488
01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:59,620
[both grunting]
1489
01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:02,014
[panting, wheezing]
1490
01:20:04,408 --> 01:20:06,410
[groaning sigh]
1491
01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,937
[whispers]:
Hey.
1492
01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,374
I got you, too.
1493
01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:19,336
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1494
01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,648
Why did you call me Snowball?
1495
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:28,867
[chuckles]
1496
01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:30,956
It's a reference.
1497
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,177
To George Orwell's Animal Farm.
1498
01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:37,615
He's a pig.
1499
01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:41,837
Yeah, but why am I Snowball?
1500
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,363
Snowball is an idealist.
1501
01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:50,149
He... he wants to make
the world a better place.
1502
01:20:50,193 --> 01:20:54,588
That's why the other pigs
make up lies about him,
1503
01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:56,634
turn him into the enemy.
1504
01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:02,205
I think you should be Snowball.
1505
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:06,035
You read Animal Farm?
1506
01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:09,212
Yes, ma'am, I did.
1507
01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,739
Can I...
1508
01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:17,176
ask you a question?
1509
01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:22,138
Are you Justice4Yall?
1510
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,011
Come on.
1511
01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,926
We're both dead.
1512
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,928
Just tell me.
1513
01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:33,149
I got the right Crystal,
didn't I?
1514
01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:38,415
No, ma'am, you did not.
1515
01:21:42,810 --> 01:21:45,291
[takes deep breath]
1516
01:21:45,335 --> 01:21:47,163
Whoops.
1517
01:22:06,704 --> 01:22:08,706
[soft pattering]
1518
01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:21,110
["Girls It Ain't Easy"
by Dusty Springfield playing]
1519
01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:34,688
[grunts, pants]
1520
01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,824
♪ Yeah, it ain't easy
1521
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:42,218
♪ Girls, it ain't easy
1522
01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:46,135
♪ To keep the man you love
satisfied ♪
1523
01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,963
♪ It ain't easy
1524
01:22:48,006 --> 01:22:50,443
♪ Girls, it ain't easy
1525
01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:54,578
♪ To keep the one you love
by your side ♪
1526
01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:58,451
♪ A woman's work
is never done ♪
1527
01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:02,629
♪ Never stops,
it goes on and on ♪
1528
01:23:02,673 --> 01:23:04,109
[yells in pain]
1529
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,720
♪ You work your fingers
to the bone ♪
1530
01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:11,116
♪ You gotta be home
every time he phones ♪
1531
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:15,294
♪ Sometimes the going
gets a little tough ♪
1532
01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:19,342
♪ Seems like my best
ain't good enough ♪
1533
01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:23,824
♪ Keeps you losing sleep
seven days a week, yeah ♪
1534
01:23:23,868 --> 01:23:25,826
♪ It ain't easy
1535
01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,177
♪ Girls, it ain't easy
1536
01:23:28,220 --> 01:23:32,268
♪ To keep the one you love
by your side ♪
1537
01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:36,489
♪ Do what you can
though he seems ungrateful... ♪
1538
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:37,664
Hey there.
1539
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:39,144
Oh, shit.
1540
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,277
The, uh...
1541
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,454
assholes you work for
tried to kill me,
1542
01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:47,805
so I killed them instead.
1543
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:49,546
Now I want to go home.
1544
01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:53,680
That gonna be a problem?
1545
01:23:53,724 --> 01:23:55,552
Certainly not, ma'am.
1546
01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:56,944
KELLY:
No.
1547
01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:59,512
May I...
may I pour that for you?
1548
01:23:59,556 --> 01:24:01,079
Yeah.
1549
01:24:01,123 --> 01:24:05,518
[plane whirring]
1550
01:24:05,562 --> 01:24:08,043
[doors closing]
1551
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,133
[cork pops]
1552
01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,831
How about a snack?
We have fantastic caviar.
1553
01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:15,920
-It's osetra...
-Yeah.
1554
01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,356
You got it.
1555
01:24:19,489 --> 01:24:21,491
[sighs]
1556
01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:27,366
You ever had caviar?
1557
01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:31,109
No, I-I don't... I don't think
I'm really allowed to.
1558
01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:33,590
Well, you are now.
Have a seat.
1559
01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:38,334
-Dig in.
-[both laugh]
1560
01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:48,866
H-How is it?
1561
01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,829
It's fucking great.
1562
01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:03,098
♪
1563
01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:34,651
♪
1564
01:26:02,026 --> 01:26:04,376
♪
1565
01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:37,409
♪
1566
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:09,441
♪
1567
01:27:39,297 --> 01:27:41,473
♪
1568
01:28:11,329 --> 01:28:13,505
♪
1569
01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,537
♪
1570
01:29:15,393 --> 01:29:17,569
♪
1571
01:29:47,425 --> 01:29:49,601
♪
1572
01:29:59,481 --> 01:30:01,178
[music ends]
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