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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Hello ladies and gentlemen
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This film is a joint production
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of MandarinVision and Creamfilm
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with help from industry-acclaimed
Creamfilm Production Co.
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We invited the industry's
notoriously difficult Miss Yeh
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and Mr. Chung to act as producers
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I'm the director
who saw it through to the end
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A-Yao
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Over the course of the film
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I will from time to time
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chime in with a few words
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to share my own ideas
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and explain the story
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Please enjoy the film
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I won't bother you for now
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I'll appear again
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when necessary
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Motherfucker
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What the fuck's that drumming?
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The beat's all fucked up
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Pigeon
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You haven't even weighed it
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Only 100?
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This brick here
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has thousands of bottles
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and it's barely over NT5000
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I drop more on the ground
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than what you pick up
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Come on
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NT100
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It'll be gone in one meal
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Belly Button
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My business used to be small
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Now it's grown
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Frankly
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I don't deal in your tiny volumes anymore
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If it wasn't that we're classmates
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I wouldn't take this
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One hundred's not enough?
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One hundred twenty?
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How about I give you one fifty?
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Ma
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Sorry I'm late
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Are you feeling better?
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Yes, still a bit dizzy
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Ma, how about
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I ask the nurse to get you another drip?
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All right
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All right?
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Nurse
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Could you please give my mother
another IV drip?
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It's almost 5 already
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We can't hook up another IV
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Please
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Please
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Nurse
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Obama
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How much longer?
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Just a bit longer
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You think I'm playing in here?
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It's hot as fuck
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My underwear's soaked
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Hot as hell
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Your friend's here
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Motherfucker
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You only come when there's food?
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No
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I took my mom to the health center
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Work's almost over
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Start cleaning up
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In this factory, everyone shows
concern for a mother's welfare
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It's a form of human considerateness
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Pickle has temp jobs during the daytime
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He works here as night watchman
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He sweeps the factory
before everyone leaves
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Froggy, what are you doing?
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Be careful
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Froggy, can you be nice?
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You're making me deaf
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What now?
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Not happy with work?
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No, no, no
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Why's the Buddha head like that?
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The one yelling in front
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is the factory boss, Kevin
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The one grabbing ass in the back
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is Congressman Gao
and his assistant Valérie
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Although Gao won't have many scenes
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the story of his struggle
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is worth our attention
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Ten years ago
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from street-level political organizer
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he climbed to congressman
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After his fifth consecutive election
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the deputy speaker sent him
a fine mahogany table
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But ever since Valérie arrived
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Congressman Gao's mahogany table
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suddenly grew a new panel
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It's mainly for the benefit
of Valerie's work
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When others conduct business
on the computer
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Valérie hides underneath
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and operates Congressman Gao's joystick
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This room's dark as pitch
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How can we get customers like this?
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My boss said it would cut costs
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There's usually no one here
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Everything depends on the room inside
anyway
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Young man, Make me some instant noodles
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with egg
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You still want that?
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Thank you
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Business is good today
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It's getting by
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One order of noodles
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with one egg
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Are you fucking kidding?
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A grocery and game shop isn't enough
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now we have to cook noodles too?
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You think I can do this all by myself?
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Belly Button loves crane games
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It's hard to understand
why a middle-aged man
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would take an interest in them
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I always wanted to ask Belly Button
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why he likes crane games so much
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Crane games are like therapy
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How're you and Little Orchid doing?
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Another guy stole her
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Who's the culprit?
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A young factory worker fresh from the army
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So impressive
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He's very tall
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and has a car
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Having a girlfriend's just a waste of money
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For you
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going home and humping the wall
should be enough
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Pickle
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Pickle
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Pickle
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Coming
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Stop yelling
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Is your boss here?
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He's out rubbing elbows
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Motherfucker
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He's always drinking and rubbing elbows
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Can you work without rubbing elbows?
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Does he pay you much then?
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What were you doing just now?
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Nah, I'm helping our boss clean
that old Benz
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He ought to drive the new one
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Just write that old one off for me to sell
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You see
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Don't say I don't treat you well
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I came here specially
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to show you this beauty
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Why's it sticky?
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Goddamn
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Just appreciate it
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Don't fuss
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Look
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Damn good shots
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That ass is soft and smooth
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The photographer should've won
the Nobel Prize
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Fuck
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Just chewing that underwear
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would make life worth living
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I can give you this pair to chew
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You can chew it yourself
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Your boss has got it good
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Studying abroad
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a beautiful wife
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a good car
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his whole family moved to America
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That's life
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Birth is eight-tenths of destiny
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Even the richest
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still eat only three meals a day
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Fuck
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Let's eat a fourth meal now
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You make tea
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Wait for me
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I'll go fetch some good stuff
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First of all, let's introduce
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our impeccable
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Commissioner of Culture
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Let's have a round of applause
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One of us
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Next, let's introduce
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the artist who studied in America
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Chairman Kevin
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As for myself
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Everyone knows
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I am the deputy speaker
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Bill Small
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Applause
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Louder
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More enthusiasm
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Let me say
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I usually charge big bills
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But we're buddies
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so for you, I Bill Small
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See how moderate I am
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Come
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First of all, let's invite our brother
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to sing a song
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Warm yourselves up first
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Let's welcome our bureau chief
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and our artist
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All right?
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Let's give him a round of applause
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Bamboo shoots, once harvested,
stiffen quickly
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without Li Hua Fan's magic,
who moves mountain and sea
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A girl in love should marry
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Don't let her fall into harlotry
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As the ripened rice field fears the typhoon
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the girl fears her pregnancy discovered
too soon
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Left hand pulls dress over
her swollen bulge
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Right hands beckons customers to indulge
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As the sugarcane is hard but full of juice
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The tea shop girl is sweet but keeps aloof
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Using thousands upon
thousands of his coin
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Right?
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when he invites her to walk
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she's too busy to join
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It's really enough
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I'm pissed off
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The sun blazes over the land in June
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She invites him to travel to Penghu
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By planes, ferries, and automobiles
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Luxurious seafood for three meals
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Wax apple blossoms redden every tree
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But on one, a fierce wasp can be seen
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Ah
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There's a car parked outside
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A woman's standing next to it
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This one
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Don't worry about what's outside
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She must be here to see your boss
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There wasn't much today
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Good thing I went early
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or it would've been sold out
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Why do you always bring cold curry?
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You can't warm it with your lighter?
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Be glad you can eat
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You're so picky
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Goddamn
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This is broken
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It's been broken for days
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This curry has only carrots
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Not a scrap of meat
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If it's broken, you don't fix it?
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If you're so great
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then go find a new one for me
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How can you eat without television?
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What's good on TV?
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This bit's frozen
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Can't break it apart
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We can just watch the news
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All they do now
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is show car dashcam videos and call it news
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Pickle
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Your boss' old car
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that Benz
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Is he still driving it?
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Not in a long time
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Does he have a dashcam set up?
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He should
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Take it out and have a look
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See where he's been doing his good deeds
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Don't snoop in people's stuff
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My boss is very mean
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To hell with that
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When you finish, will you tell your boss
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"Boss,"
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"I took a look at your dashcam"
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"I know the good deeds you've been doing"
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Would you say that?
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If you don't tell him, how will he know?
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Go get it
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Still pussying out?
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Did your ass grow roots?
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Come on
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If he finds out
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you can cut my head off and sit on it
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What's there to see on a dashcam?
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I can't tell if you're innocent or an idiot
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Whoa
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It got hard
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It got hard after touching you
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Really
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Are you rock-hard?
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Well then
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you want it?
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00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:10,910
I want it
295
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,620
What do you want?
296
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,000
I want you to fuck me
297
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,120
Kevin had left the pond earlier that day
with Gucci
298
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,540
to come to this mysterious place
299
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,160
He asked Gucci to do
some liver maintenance
300
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,660
and prostate detoxification
301
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,620
During that time
302
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,700
the lady in the middle of the field
303
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,790
called, looking for Kevin
304
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,120
She kept calling and calling
305
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,000
until the sky grew dark
306
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,160
as Kevin's phone rang like a madman
307
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,160
You're so wet
308
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:48,660
You're so hard
309
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,950
So big
310
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:52,910
Is it very big?
311
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,790
It's big
312
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:55,160
I love you fucking me
313
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:57,910
Like this?
314
00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,620
Yeah, go deeper
315
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,700
Call me Puta
316
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,000
Call me Puta
317
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,200
Who's Puta?
318
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,500
I'm Puta
319
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,580
Puta
320
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,410
I'm your Puta
321
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,410
Puta
322
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,080
Puta
323
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,700
Puta
324
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,000
Come inside
325
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,000
I want you to come in me
326
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:28,680
I want to fuck you
327
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,250
Come inside
328
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,500
Miss Yeh
329
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,370
Behave yourself
330
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,040
you're already a grown woman
331
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,540
Shouldn't you be sleeping at this hour?
332
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,580
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?
333
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,010
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?
334
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,950
I want to fuck you
335
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,410
Then fuck my brains out
336
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,250
Louder
337
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,290
Then fuck my brains out
338
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,410
Fuck me
339
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,540
That's good
340
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,000
I love when you fuck me
341
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,250
So good
342
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,750
Oh, so good
343
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,000
Hello
344
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:18,160
Miss Yeh
345
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,540
Do you have business with Kevin baby
this late?
346
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,160
Please pass the phone to your Kev
347
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,290
I have something important to say to him
348
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,660
You're hard to find
349
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,540
Is it that difficult for us
to meet face to face?
350
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,580
Why don't you answer?
351
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,040
Speak
352
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,890
Don't think I don't know
353
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,500
You're up to some low-down bullshit
354
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,660
Kevin Huang
355
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,370
I'm giving you one last chance
356
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,330
Find time to meet me right now
357
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,000
or whatever happens after this
358
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,580
will be on your head
359
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,540
All right
360
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,790
Our old spot
361
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,200
That woman left
362
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,200
What'd you bring that for?
363
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,120
Didn't you say to get the dashcam?
364
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,000
You can't just get the memory card?
365
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,330
Why'd you pull the whole damn thing down?
366
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:42,370
How should I know what card?
367
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,640
You'd need a map to scratch your ass
368
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:46,700
Bring it here
369
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,540
For the normally timid Belly Button
370
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,830
it's only in Pickle's office
371
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,830
that he can speak boldly
372
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:56,540
His entire life
373
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,910
it's only in this cramped cell of a room
374
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,250
that he can find a little confidence
375
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,790
Here, this
376
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:06,200
It's called a memory card
377
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,080
It's so small
378
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,410
Fellow countrymen
379
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,950
What exactly is a dashboard camera?
380
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,000
It's a miracle of modern science
381
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,290
The mini-camera that defines this era
382
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:20,500
Mounted in the car
383
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:23,250
It records the view outside the windshield
384
00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:25,790
If there's a traffic dispute
385
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:29,080
you can pull out the recording as evidence
386
00:22:29,790 --> 00:22:31,870
After all,
what the modern person considers is
387
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:32,950
where there are images
388
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,330
there is truth
389
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,500
The sounds recorded by the dashcam
390
00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:39,870
are sounds within the car
391
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,160
So what we are about to hear
392
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,160
is the horseplay in Kevin's car
393
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,290
What grade are you in?
394
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:50,870
Junior this year
395
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:52,250
Junior
396
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,660
In college
397
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,120
I bet if we just played a little,
you'd already be wet
398
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,540
Let me see
399
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,330
Do we need to go so fast?
400
00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:03,410
We're still driving
401
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:04,790
Hold on a second
402
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:07,410
In modern society, time is money
403
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,290
Fuck
404
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:13,830
Talk about great timing
405
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,410
Hello
406
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,120
Hello, special assistant
407
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,160
Do you know this special assistant?
408
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,450
I don't
409
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,160
Let me inform you of the situation
410
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,040
Yes, I understand
411
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,360
I understand, special assistant
412
00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:30,870
No problem
413
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,540
Because that's next quarter's funding
414
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,620
Yes
415
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,580
Yes
416
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,410
Your boss turns into a real pussy
on the phone
417
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,120
Don't bad-mouth people like that
418
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,250
It's true
419
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:51,370
He usually acts all dignified
420
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,750
Special assistant,
please inform the Congressman
421
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,290
Yes
422
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,250
Thank you special assistant
423
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,120
Good night, special assistant
424
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:04,410
Fuck
425
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,540
Always first in line for money
426
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,620
but ask for a favor, and he disappears
427
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,290
Your boss is good at acting
428
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,870
As soon as he hangs up, his mood flips
429
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,660
Where were we?
430
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,850
You haven't even asked my name yet
431
00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:19,830
We're here
432
00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:20,580
Oh, right
433
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,000
What's your name?
434
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,330
I'm Cindy
435
00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,540
Cindy, huh
436
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,250
Cindy, what made you want to do this?
437
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,450
- Cindy
- Yeah
438
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:30,830
Because I want to study abroad
439
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,120
Hello, welcome to the Forbidden City
440
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,840
Would you like a rest, or overnight stay?
441
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:36,200
Rest
442
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:40,000
For a three hour rest,
there's 1280, 1680, 1980
443
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,370
1980, thank you
444
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,910
This place really isn't cheap
445
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,950
Three hours, 1980
446
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,500
It's highway robbery
447
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:49,870
Please have a relaxing time
448
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,870
Where do you want to go?
449
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,250
What's New York?
450
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,580
The New York in America
451
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,250
That woman standing in the harbor
452
00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:12,930
holding a torch
453
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,660
wearing a shower cap
454
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,200
The driveway's so long
455
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,160
There's even Christmas lights
456
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,700
Look, the life of the rich
457
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,410
It's so colorful
458
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,950
We're here
459
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,580
Why'd they stop?
460
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,950
Aren't you smart
461
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,470
They arrived, what else would they do?
462
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,500
You want them to crash into a wall?
463
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,700
Fuck, they got out
464
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,000
What do we see now?
465
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,000
There's obviously nothing to see
466
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,200
You want the car to drive up
to the bedroom?
467
00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,160
You think they're shooting porn here?
468
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:16,160
See if there's anything else to watch
469
00:26:17,330 --> 00:26:19,370
Fuck, it's so exciting
470
00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:27,500
Your boss' name is Kevin
471
00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:29,660
My name's Belly Button
472
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,910
What a difference
473
00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,040
When I get rich
474
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,450
I'll have someone pick
an English name for me
475
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,830
Don't be stupid
476
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,750
Want me to light a prayer candle for you?
477
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,250
When rich people make it big
478
00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:50,790
it's 30% cheating
479
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,200
70% background
480
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:53,500
You
481
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,660
you've got nothing
482
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,500
Where are you from?
483
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,040
What's your background?
484
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,120
My background is
485
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,080
Pineapples
486
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,200
Bananas
487
00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:08,120
Guavas
488
00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:16,540
One's missing...
489
00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:19,450
Wax apples
490
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:32,950
What's up with your boss?
491
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,040
Looks like he's on patrol
492
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,540
He keeps driving and driving
493
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,000
Maybe he ran out of tricks
494
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,250
I thought your boss was baller
495
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:49,830
But that's all he had
496
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,200
Searching through dashcam footage
497
00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:06,370
is like finding a needle in a haystack
498
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,160
If you're lucky
499
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,500
you'll find horseplay right away
500
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,910
But most of the time
501
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,950
you'll just see a car patrol
502
00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:16,910
Betting on dashcam footage
503
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,160
is like Taiwan's economy
504
00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:20,290
There's good times and bad
505
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,910
When it's really bad
506
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,120
though you may watch till you drop
507
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,910
you'll end up with nothing
508
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,500
Fuck
509
00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:03,290
Goddamn
510
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,330
Why's your boss back so early today?
511
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,500
It's almost 3
512
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,700
Damn, it's so late
513
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,750
All right, I'm going
514
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:33,540
Go, hurry
515
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,870
All right
516
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:36,330
Keep out of his business
517
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,620
What's going on?
518
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,200
Who attached the head?
519
00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:05,500
I attached it
520
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:09,370
I was doing it last night till dawn
521
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:13,080
It'd take forever for you all to do it
522
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,450
What're you standing around for?
523
00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:18,330
Hurry and finish the job
524
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,000
Fuck
525
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,540
You're
526
00:31:17,870 --> 00:31:20,080
Are you standing there silent
to scare people?
527
00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:24,700
What are you doing here?
528
00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:26,450
Nothing, just taking a walk around
529
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,910
Hold this for me
530
00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,910
This man's name is Shao-Huai Chang
531
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,160
In this film, he's called Sugar Apple
532
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,040
In our film
533
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,620
he only has one line
534
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,790
Taking a walk
535
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:45,370
He's very busy every day
536
00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:48,040
Busy taking a walk
537
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:51,500
He walks further than policemen patrol
538
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,910
Walks harder than the village chief works
539
00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:58,870
But human relations are a funny thing
540
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,910
The village is full of people
541
00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,370
but no matter where Sugar Apple's walked
542
00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:06,580
the only friend he's made has been
Belly Button
543
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,370
Pickle
544
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:38,040
The hood ornament on my Benz is bent,
Can you fix it?
545
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,830
Okay
546
00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,830
Okay, close enough
547
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:54,500
It's fine,
are you praying to the ancestors now?
548
00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,040
Pickle
549
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,600
Go to the Seven (7-11) at the intersection
550
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:01,870
Pick up a package for me
551
00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:03,540
Boss, what package?
552
00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:06,080
Fuck, Just say a package for Kevin Huang
553
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,120
They'll give it to you
554
00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:09,330
Got it?
555
00:33:09,410 --> 00:33:10,040
All right
556
00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:29,870
"Savon"
557
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,370
According to the latest weather forecast
558
00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:34,950
over the Philippines coastal region
559
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,750
a tropical depression has already formed
560
00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:37,500
Peanut
561
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,790
I want to pick up a package
562
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,290
A package
563
00:33:40,370 --> 00:33:41,410
What package?
564
00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:44,200
Kevin Huang
565
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,870
the boss of Global
566
00:33:48,870 --> 00:33:50,000
Never heard of him
567
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:55,160
My boss told me to pick it up at Savon
568
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:58,200
Pickle
569
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,660
This is Savon, not Seven (7-11)
570
00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:02,040
Seven's the one on the left
571
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:05,950
The man appeared suspicious
572
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,080
and is suspected to be mentally unstable
573
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,500
Fuck, that's Belly Button
574
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:12,080
He got into a dispute with police
575
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,660
From the police video, it appears
576
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:16,290
Belly Button got arrested
577
00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:18,410
he was carrying many unidentified items
578
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,080
attracting police attention
579
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,040
On grounds of safety
580
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,700
an officer questioned him
581
00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:25,040
not expecting the man to attack
582
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,620
With the help of two officers,
he was finally subdued
583
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:31,290
and brought into the station
for questioning
584
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:34,080
Your vehicle has no license plate
585
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,000
Impound it
586
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,810
Impound it. You can return in our car
587
00:34:36,830 --> 00:34:37,600
I'll drive your motorcycle back for you
588
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,510
Come to the station to chat
589
00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:39,700
Chief, this is no good
590
00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:40,640
What the hell are you doing?
591
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,290
Settle down, what's done is done
592
00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:44,120
Dear audience members
593
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,410
there were no journalists at the scene
594
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,200
so footage for the TV news
595
00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:51,080
would've been provided by police
596
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,290
We can provide you more objective footage
597
00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:56,250
with the fewest edits possible
598
00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:58,700
to let you understand how events unfolded
599
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:02,660
Unlike the police, our video is not shaky
600
00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,580
Shooting films is our profession, after all
601
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:07,700
Any shaky cameraman
602
00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:10,750
would've been sacked long ago
603
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:12,330
Listen
604
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,870
I'm citing obstruction of justice
605
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,290
to arrest you
606
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:19,410
Do you understand?
607
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,750
Moving on
608
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,250
you have the right
609
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:23,950
to remain silent
610
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,410
and refuse to answer any questions
611
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,040
You can appoint an attorney
612
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,450
to ensure your rights
613
00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:30,700
If you are low income
614
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,080
lower-middle income
615
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,370
or aboriginal
616
00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:35,330
the law must allow you to request
an attorney
617
00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:36,490
You can request an attorney
618
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:37,290
Understand?
619
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,910
Cuff him
620
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,830
Cuff him up
621
00:35:39,910 --> 00:35:41,410
Take his hands
622
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,450
Son of a gun
623
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:43,250
Here
624
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,250
Take this
625
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,250
It's fine now, you can go
626
00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:57,000
Listen,
627
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,500
next time we meet
628
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,580
talk to me
629
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,700
Don't get rowdy
630
00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:02,410
Alright?
631
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,510
Otherwise I'm forced to do my duty
632
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,750
Work with me here
633
00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:06,580
You can go
634
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,250
Take a lunchbox with you
635
00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,500
Take one each
636
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:11,750
Thanks
637
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:12,660
Okay
638
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:40,620
Motherfucker
639
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,080
You call yourself a friend?
640
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,950
You saw me getting beaten and did nothing?
641
00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:53,000
Sugar Apple isn't some long-haired
642
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,160
stinking vagrant
643
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:58,500
He grooms himself neatly each day
644
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200
Everyone in the village knows him
645
00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:04,330
But nobody knows where he came from
646
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,700
One day, three years ago
647
00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:08,540
he suddenly appeared
648
00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:12,080
settling down at
an abandoned naval sentry post
649
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:14,540
Some say he used to be a sailor
650
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,330
Others say he went mad from a breakup
651
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:19,790
Still others say he killed a man
652
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:24,200
But others say they've seen luxury cars
visiting him
653
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,950
Sugar Apple's a very mysterious guy
654
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:30,950
Even his sole friend, Belly Button
655
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,870
only knows that at night
656
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:35,750
he needs to hear the sound of waves
to fall asleep
657
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,040
After Belly Button's motorcycle
was impounded
658
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,660
the first thing he thought of
659
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,330
was borrowing Peanut's old motorcycle
660
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:53,160
Ever since he won a new one
at the city hall's New Year's party
661
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,620
Peanut stopped riding
662
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,120
his old motorcycle
663
00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:58,080
Since I still maintain it
664
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,620
if I go racing with this one
665
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,290
it's got more power than Taro's
666
00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:04,120
Taro's motorcycle is electric
667
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,000
Is that right?
668
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,910
Yeah
669
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,750
A guy riding a pink motorcycle?
670
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,950
No wonder you can't get a girlfriend
671
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:14,870
What are you bullshitting about?
672
00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:16,350
This movie's black and white
673
00:38:16,370 --> 00:38:18,000
If you don't say it, no one will know
674
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,200
It seems like the car isn't moving
675
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,830
Nah
676
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:29,950
Your boss is full of tricks
677
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,160
Have some patience
678
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,160
He's fucking sleeping
679
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:48,700
My boss gets busy all day and all night
680
00:38:48,790 --> 00:38:50,250
It saps his energy
681
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:54,290
Let's see what else is good to watch
682
00:38:58,910 --> 00:38:59,910
Here
683
00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:03,040
Here
684
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:04,660
This is new
685
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,910
I want to say hi to your little friend
686
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,500
It's broad daylight
687
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,540
Yeah
688
00:39:13,410 --> 00:39:15,330
You're not afraid of being seen?
689
00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:16,700
Afraid of what?
690
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:17,830
The windows are so dark
691
00:39:17,910 --> 00:39:19,080
What's up with your boss?
692
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,290
He sounds indifferent
693
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,870
You're in a hurry today
694
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,160
I want it
695
00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:28,580
There are so many motorcycles
696
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,410
Hello
697
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,370
This girl's bold
698
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,120
Long time no see
699
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,250
Did you miss me?
700
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,040
Come
701
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,410
Let me kiss you
702
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,660
What's that sound?
703
00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:44,080
Sucking the gear stick
704
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,000
How do you suck a gear stick?
705
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:47,750
It tastes good
706
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:49,870
Tastes so good
707
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,650
Let me touch your little sister
708
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,500
This girl's a good singer
709
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:03,040
Once she's got the microphone,
she won't let go
710
00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,200
Your little sister is so wet
711
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,080
Damn it
712
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,200
Don't get so damn close
713
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,330
Hurry up and get in
714
00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:23,790
That's a good sound
715
00:40:24,370 --> 00:40:25,450
He's driving a long way
716
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:26,290
Yeah
717
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,370
Your boss is impressive
718
00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:32,830
Getting blown from mountain to seaside,
and he's still hard
719
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,540
He must train his body
720
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,040
He's tough
721
00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,660
It's true
722
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:45,910
It's easier to pick up chicks with a car
723
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,250
Nah, it depends what car
724
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:51,200
My boss drives a Benz
725
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,870
The gentle lady we're hearing now
726
00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,500
was the lady in the field
727
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:59,160
who kept calling Kevin before, Miss Yeh
728
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:03,250
This scene took place quite a while ago
729
00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:05,830
Kevin's feelings for Miss Yeh
730
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:07,830
have already faded
731
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,620
But I can understand Kevin
732
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,250
When a grown man
733
00:41:12,330 --> 00:41:15,500
meets a woman of skill and assertiveness
like Miss Yeh
734
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,700
no matter how devoid of feeling
735
00:41:17,790 --> 00:41:19,660
he can't stop his prick
from getting excited
736
00:41:20,580 --> 00:41:21,900
Just from listening, you get hard
737
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:25,700
and thirsty
738
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,000
What else is there to see?
739
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,500
That was real incredible
740
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,080
Goddamn
741
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,580
I've seen this already
742
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,620
Let's just watch an old one
743
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:54,450
Man
744
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,950
Is your boss back yet?
745
00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:59,540
Not yet
746
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,750
Well, it's hopeless then
747
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:07,660
Let's watch Cindy
748
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,660
You remember Cindy?
749
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,790
All right, let's watch a little
750
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,540
Your Cindy's here
751
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,200
What grade are you in?
752
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,910
Master, over here
753
00:42:43,330 --> 00:42:44,580
This way, please
754
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,910
Here
755
00:42:57,290 --> 00:42:58,000
Master
756
00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,660
Buddha is not only an image of virtue,
but also a reflective mirror
757
00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:05,330
So that seeing Buddha's face is
alike to chanting his name
758
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:08,250
Just as gazing at one's
most respected master
759
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:10,250
clears the mind of wild thoughts
760
00:43:10,330 --> 00:43:12,410
and brings forth a peaceful heart
761
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,450
Amitabha Buddha
762
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,620
This Buddha really is beautiful
763
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,700
It looks like the image of virtue
764
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,500
When I see this Buddha
765
00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:25,000
as Buddha's teachings illuminate
766
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,950
all my mind is calmed down
767
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:29,950
It's great
768
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,080
Very beautiful
769
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,580
But one thing I find strange
770
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:36,540
those eyebrows don't seem to line up
771
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,700
Those cheeks
772
00:43:38,790 --> 00:43:39,790
they seem
773
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:42,910
I don't know if it's the right or left,
a bit crooked
774
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,250
And those closed eyes
775
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,870
is he thinking, or dozing off?
776
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:48,910
Most importantly
777
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,620
he's got to raise his chin up
778
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:51,620
You need vigor
779
00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,500
to liberate all sentient beings
780
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,600
But right now he looks like
781
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:56,910
he's super depressed
782
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Is that okay?
783
00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,620
Amitabha Buddha
784
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,700
Thank you for your suggestions, Sister
785
00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:02,600
Beautiful work, beautiful work
786
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,620
Global's artwork is world-famous
787
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:07,830
I put in a lot of effort this time
788
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:10,700
to convince Brother Kevin to take this job
789
00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:13,290
I think only Brother Kevin's talent
790
00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:17,120
could express the unique aura of Mt. Foshan
791
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:19,200
Amitabha Buddha
792
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:22,200
What Brother Kevin has made is art
793
00:44:22,290 --> 00:44:23,540
When we say Buddha is
794
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,410
speaking of dignity
795
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,500
of fortune
796
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,040
of excellence
797
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,370
it's by judging the look of his entire body
798
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:33,080
If we consider our Buddha a work of art
799
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,620
then we might as well put him
in a museum, Right?
800
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,370
Amitabha Buddha
801
00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:38,580
Sorry
802
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:39,950
Sister
803
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,250
Does anyone call you fat?
804
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:45,500
Whether anyone calls you that
805
00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:47,700
I don't think you're fat
806
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,910
Fatness and thinness
807
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,950
are subjective things
808
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:54,580
Just like whether Buddha's image
is virtuous or not
809
00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:56,870
is very subjective
810
00:44:57,790 --> 00:44:59,250
Amitabha Buddha
811
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,000
Amitabha Buddha
812
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,700
Congressman Chen
813
00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:06,000
We're talking about the image's virtue
right now
814
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,660
Sorry, my name's Gao
815
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,160
Chen is the chief secretary
816
00:45:10,830 --> 00:45:13,370
I don't care
if you're Congressman Chen or Gao
817
00:45:13,450 --> 00:45:14,620
Just like
818
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:18,410
I wouldn't care to talk about
your relations with this lady
819
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,820
I wouldn't discuss it with others
820
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:22,290
I don't know your relationship
821
00:45:22,370 --> 00:45:23,580
Amitabha Buddha
822
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:25,500
Amitabha Buddha
823
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,410
Amitabha Buddha
824
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,870
No, if Sister really feels that way
825
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:31,620
then we'll ask Brother Kevin to saw
the Buddha's head off
826
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:32,950
Then we can fix it
827
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:33,910
All right?
828
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,540
We'll have Sister supervise the work
829
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:39,330
We'll work together to get the best result
830
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,330
Master
831
00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:42,580
Brothers and Sisters
832
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,330
Amitabha Buddha
833
00:45:44,410 --> 00:45:46,250
I want to tell everyone
834
00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:48,290
while I was constructing the Buddha
835
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,750
I had a heart full of gratitude
836
00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:52,700
From making the 3D model
837
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:55,790
to the construction itself
838
00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:58,620
I always used
a laser inclinometer to keep it level
839
00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:01,620
This idea of symmetry or asymmetry
840
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,370
crookedness
841
00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:03,120
it's impossible
842
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,160
I think Sister has a valid point
843
00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,950
Let's saw off Buddha's head
844
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,540
and start anew
845
00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:11,950
As for the Dharma Assembly
846
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,830
we can postpone it to next year
to do it properly
847
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,160
Amitabha Buddha
848
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:19,620
Master
849
00:46:20,330 --> 00:46:21,370
The Buddha issue
850
00:46:21,450 --> 00:46:23,040
Is it satisfactory now?
851
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:26,290
Leave the professional work
to the professionals
852
00:46:26,370 --> 00:46:29,450
Let's put our energy
into the next development
853
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,000
for Mt. Foshan Park
854
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:33,910
Amitabha Buddha
855
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,500
Amitabha Buddha
856
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,750
It's strange
857
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,830
After that "Amitabha Buddha"
858
00:46:40,910 --> 00:46:44,330
the whole factory's
mood and morale changed
859
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,040
Everyone suddenly became lively
860
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:48,460
Those who were sitting
861
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,660
are now standing
862
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,250
Those who were standing
863
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:52,700
are now climbing
864
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,120
Everyone's trying
865
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,950
just as hard as Kevin
866
00:46:57,410 --> 00:46:58,850
even borrowing their strength
from tomorrow
867
00:46:58,870 --> 00:47:00,870
to be used up today
868
00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:22,290
We've finally reached
the middle of the movie
869
00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:25,370
I want to mention an event here
870
00:47:25,870 --> 00:47:28,950
Belly Button doesn't usually come here
to collect recyclables
871
00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:32,700
But for some reason he came today
872
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,370
as if pulled by fate
873
00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:37,870
to meet a man who's lost all will
874
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,830
After meeting Belly Button
875
00:47:40,910 --> 00:47:43,160
this man will disappear from this world
876
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Belly Button is the last person he'll see
877
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,450
and the last person who will speak to him
878
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:40,580
What's wrong?
879
00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:47,950
A guy like Belly Button,
unacknowledged by society
880
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,620
and struggling to change his fortune
881
00:48:50,370 --> 00:48:52,330
often meets people like him
882
00:48:52,410 --> 00:48:54,370
whose own lives have met difficulty
883
00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:57,620
They try to help each other out
884
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:59,410
But as the saying goes
885
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,330
How can a beggar keep a cat?
886
00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,040
If you can't help yourself
887
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,870
how can you help others?
888
00:49:10,830 --> 00:49:11,540
Ah
889
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:14,370
Brother
890
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,160
Is something wrong?
891
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:27,330
Of course there is
892
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,910
After Belly Button left this fellow
893
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,330
it began to rain
894
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,250
From their perspectives
895
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:35,120
whether it's rain or shine
896
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,660
there will always be problems
897
00:49:37,370 --> 00:49:39,950
But they've no time
to ponder life's problems
898
00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:42,870
Because in their own lives
899
00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:44,830
there's an endless stream of them
900
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:49,120
Society often speaks of justice
901
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,330
But in these people's lives
902
00:49:51,410 --> 00:49:53,290
that word surely doesn't exist
903
00:49:54,370 --> 00:49:57,250
Since it takes all they have to find
their next meal
904
00:49:57,330 --> 00:49:59,790
they have no energy
to speak of such things
905
00:51:03,790 --> 00:51:04,700
Pickle
906
00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:07,790
Pickle
907
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,160
You still came when it's raining?
908
00:51:23,410 --> 00:51:24,290
Is your boss here?
909
00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:25,080
Yeah
910
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:25,750
Yeah
911
00:51:25,830 --> 00:51:26,450
He's back
912
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,370
All right
913
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,330
Well?
914
00:51:38,410 --> 00:51:40,040
Why's your boss back so early today?
915
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,330
He's drunk
916
00:51:41,410 --> 00:51:43,120
They sent him back
917
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:45,620
That's perfect
918
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,740
We saw old stuff last time
919
00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:48,000
Go fetch a new one today
920
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,330
No way
921
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,200
It's fine
922
00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:52,660
No
923
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,500
Go on
924
00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:56,500
Don't keep watching people's stuff
925
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,830
You're a real dork
926
00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:00,630
Don't tell me you're gonna wake
your boss up
927
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,370
and tell him
928
00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:02,450
Boss
929
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:04,830
I'm gonna peek at your dashcam
930
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,120
Are you?
931
00:52:06,870 --> 00:52:08,080
It's not right
932
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,000
It's fine, go
933
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,040
No way
934
00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:12,500
It's raining so hard
935
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:14,620
and I came here specially for that
936
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:15,660
Right?
937
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:17,830
It's fine
938
00:52:20,290 --> 00:52:21,700
What we hear now
939
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:25,410
with the American West cowboy flavor
940
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,660
is music by Sheng-Xiang Lin
941
00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:31,200
made specially as a theme song
for Chairman Kevin
942
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:35,620
The name of the song is
Surfing With The Chairman
943
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:38,620
He said the way he drives
944
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:41,000
through tunnels, lights flashing
945
00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:42,580
it feels as though
946
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,540
Chairman Kevin
947
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,720
is taking the audience along
948
00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:47,660
to go surfing at the beach
949
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:51,290
But Chairman Kevin doesn't plan to visit
the beach
950
00:52:51,370 --> 00:52:52,700
Because where he wants to surf
951
00:52:52,790 --> 00:52:54,790
is on Gucci's young body
952
00:52:55,910 --> 00:52:58,250
If you would like to surf
953
00:52:58,330 --> 00:53:01,080
please find time to go with friends
954
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,540
But remember, safety first
955
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,790
There's tunnels in the tunnel
956
00:53:11,290 --> 00:53:12,540
Actually, this place
957
00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:14,540
is the tunnel's connecting passage
958
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,250
The cars passing by go so fast
959
00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:20,160
that nobody notices what's inside
960
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:23,450
Even if you took a shit inside
961
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:25,450
killed someone, or started a fire
962
00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:27,450
it'd be hard for anyone to see
963
00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:30,370
They're kissing
964
00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:32,120
It got hard after touching you
965
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,250
You want it?
966
00:53:33,330 --> 00:53:34,200
I want it
967
00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:35,950
What do you want?
968
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,500
I want you to fuck me
969
00:53:37,950 --> 00:53:39,540
She's so direct
970
00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,160
You like fucking me?
971
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,080
I like it
972
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,950
Kevin has latched onto one idea
973
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,000
Do what others don't dare to do
974
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,200
Risk what others don't dare to risk
975
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,790
His life has been
a payoff from those gambles
976
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:51,870
Call me Puta
977
00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:52,790
What?
978
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,910
Call me Puta
979
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,080
What's Puta?
980
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,080
How should I know?
981
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,000
I'm Puta
982
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,160
Puta
983
00:53:58,250 --> 00:54:00,370
Gucci is a mixed-race beauty
984
00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:03,040
She's half South American
985
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,290
so it's hard for me to tell
if it's Buddha or Puta
986
00:54:06,790 --> 00:54:09,040
Buddha is English
987
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,500
Puta is Spanish for 'slut'
988
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:14,040
Judging from the current situation
989
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,080
I think she probably means 'slut'
990
00:54:16,580 --> 00:54:17,830
Listen
991
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,370
This must be true love
992
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:24,160
Otherwise why would she be like that?
993
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,540
Giving all of herself to him
994
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:26,950
and moaning like that
995
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,080
I want you to come in me
996
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,160
I want to fuck you
997
00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:36,700
Based on the current situation
998
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,660
there's no way your boss is wearing
a condom
999
00:54:41,950 --> 00:54:43,370
You're so smart
1000
00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:48,830
Miss Yeh
1001
00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:50,500
Behave yourself
1002
00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,250
you're already a grown woman
1003
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,660
Who's Miss Yeh?
1004
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,870
My boss' old flame
1005
00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:03,120
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?
1006
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,200
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?
1007
00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:08,290
I want to fuck you
1008
00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:09,750
Then fuck my brains out
1009
00:55:09,830 --> 00:55:10,580
Louder
1010
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:12,660
Then fuck my brains out
1011
00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:15,120
Fuck me
1012
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:15,790
That's good
1013
00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:17,500
I love when you fuck me
1014
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:19,830
This girl is really daring
1015
00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:22,290
Oh, so good
1016
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,040
Hello
1017
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,160
What the hell?
1018
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:35,500
Every time it gets good, the phone rings
1019
00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:36,830
Be quiet
1020
00:55:36,910 --> 00:55:38,580
My boss is home
1021
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:41,750
He keeps talking
1022
00:55:41,830 --> 00:55:43,200
Blah blah blah
1023
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,370
Hello
1024
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,000
It's nothing
1025
00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:56,790
She's pissed off
1026
00:55:56,870 --> 00:55:58,700
The girl got out of the car
1027
00:56:03,830 --> 00:56:05,410
I'm busy
1028
00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:09,500
I wouldn't stay either
1029
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,830
Don't leave things hanging
1030
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,500
Speak
1031
00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:23,040
He keeps blabbering on
1032
00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:25,370
Okay
1033
00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:27,700
Our old spot
1034
00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:33,660
He said the old spot
1035
00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:47,410
Right here
1036
00:56:47,830 --> 00:56:48,700
Right here
1037
00:56:52,290 --> 00:56:54,080
I'm already in my late forties
1038
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,160
Kevin Huang
1039
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,330
Ask your own conscience
1040
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,250
We've been together so many years
1041
00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:04,120
Has there ever been a time you wanted me
1042
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,580
that I wasn't there?
1043
00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:09,580
I let you stretch me like a yoga guru
1044
00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:10,540
Belly Button
1045
00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,290
What's yoga guru?
1046
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,950
It means your boss does a lot of positions
1047
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,200
I was pregnant
1048
00:57:17,290 --> 00:57:18,410
You didn't let me keep it
1049
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,000
You wanted me to lose it
1050
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:22,750
and I did
1051
00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:24,580
Because I thought
1052
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,500
there's no love between you and your wife
1053
00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,700
She's been overseas so many years
1054
00:57:28,790 --> 00:57:30,080
One day you would divorce her
1055
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,660
and marry me
1056
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,870
Your boss is a remarkable guy
1057
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,700
All the women love him
1058
00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:40,580
But it wasn't enough for you
1059
00:57:41,450 --> 00:57:43,950
You kept fooling around with women
1060
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,160
Remarkable
1061
00:57:46,410 --> 00:57:49,250
You've never treated me seriously
1062
00:57:49,660 --> 00:57:51,540
My boss' old flame
1063
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,120
sounds very frustrated
1064
00:57:58,750 --> 00:57:59,910
Want to break up?
1065
00:58:00,290 --> 00:58:01,160
Sure
1066
00:58:04,450 --> 00:58:05,790
Then pay my compensation
1067
00:58:05,870 --> 00:58:08,120
Before, I thought
1068
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,200
your boss fooled with women every day
1069
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:13,290
tasting exotic beauties
1070
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,040
This girl's got feelings too
1071
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,000
Nah, your boss is heartless
1072
00:58:22,830 --> 00:58:24,750
She fell so deeply for him
1073
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,370
So you're not paying
1074
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:28,870
Fine
1075
00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:32,450
Then should I call your wife to ask for it?
1076
00:58:35,870 --> 00:58:37,200
Or should I call
1077
00:58:37,290 --> 00:58:38,910
your cute chief secretary
1078
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:39,910
and ask him?
1079
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,870
You know that chief secretary?
1080
00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:44,370
He's my boss' secretary
1081
00:58:44,450 --> 00:58:45,500
Kevin Huang
1082
00:58:45,790 --> 00:58:47,080
While I wasn't home
1083
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,290
you got nasty with some old geezer
in my bed
1084
00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:50,870
You like that?
1085
00:58:51,830 --> 00:58:53,000
Tell me
1086
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:54,870
is mine tighter?
1087
00:58:54,950 --> 00:58:57,040
Or is his old asshole tighter?
1088
00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:01,790
No
1089
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:05,830
I bet this is how he screamed during sex
1090
00:59:07,450 --> 00:59:08,580
Kevin
1091
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:11,660
Kevin
1092
00:59:11,950 --> 00:59:12,870
Kevin
1093
00:59:15,410 --> 00:59:16,500
What's that sound?
1094
00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:23,660
Weird
1095
00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,910
Why do we only hear your boss panting?
1096
00:59:35,370 --> 00:59:35,950
It's over?
1097
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,700
There must be more
1098
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:45,580
This
1099
00:59:45,870 --> 00:59:47,120
We haven't seen this yet
1100
00:59:57,950 --> 00:59:59,790
Isn't that here?
1101
01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:13,790
That's me
1102
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,410
Stop watching
1103
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:04,390
I said, stop watching
1104
01:03:04,410 --> 01:03:06,120
You always want to watch
1105
01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:16,370
Wasn't she from the other day?
1106
01:03:17,910 --> 01:03:19,370
standing in the field?
1107
01:03:31,790 --> 01:03:32,450
I'm
1108
01:03:32,540 --> 01:03:34,040
I'm heading out
1109
01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:37,910
Belly Button
1110
01:03:38,910 --> 01:03:40,500
Stay a little longer
1111
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:46,040
Stay a little longer
1112
01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:12,200
Should we call the cops?
1113
01:04:16,870 --> 01:04:19,120
Did you forget your mother?
1114
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,410
You want to lose your job?
1115
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:26,410
Fuck
1116
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:30,790
Don't you know
cops and courts are run by the rich?
1117
01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:32,540
That night
1118
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,580
the two of them sat, terrified
1119
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,790
Sitting there like idiots
1120
01:04:36,870 --> 01:04:38,330
Sitting until sunrise
1121
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:39,950
As soon as it was light
1122
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,620
Belly Button and Pickle rushed downtown
to find Brother Lin
1123
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,540
Brother Lin is normally section manager
at a security company
1124
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:50,250
But his other identity
1125
01:04:50,330 --> 01:04:52,580
is serving as the medium at a temple
1126
01:04:53,450 --> 01:04:55,660
The gods possess his body
1127
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:57,660
What you see now
1128
01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:59,620
is the act of possession
1129
01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:23,450
The gods use spirit writing to help
the unfortunate
1130
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:25,700
Basically,
of those who come with questions
1131
01:05:25,790 --> 01:05:27,540
one type is the rich and powerful
1132
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,410
who are afraid of losing it all
1133
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:32,500
The other type is the poor and powerless
1134
01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,540
whose hearts need relief
1135
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:36,500
What you see now
1136
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:38,330
is the gods' spirit writing
1137
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,010
The interpreter on the side
1138
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,250
reads out what the gods are writing
1139
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:44,790
The words are called Luan
1140
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,080
They are the gods' message to believers
1141
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:51,870
But today, the only Luan
that Belly Button and Pickle received
1142
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,410
was the gods telling them to be honest
1143
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,290
respect one's parents
1144
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:59,830
and be useful to one's country
1145
01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:01,700
Belly Button and Pickle
1146
01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:04,370
became more baffled, the more they saw
1147
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,250
What you're about to see
1148
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,370
is the complete Luan
1149
01:06:08,450 --> 01:06:09,330
Welcome
1150
01:06:09,410 --> 01:06:11,290
to the Homeland Safety Religious Center
1151
01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:12,910
Defend home and homeland
1152
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,450
To exercise filial piety
1153
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:15,500
is self-evident
1154
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:17,370
Following the solar horoscope brings safety
1155
01:06:17,450 --> 01:06:19,750
Courage's blessing carries you
through the world
1156
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:24,330
Belly Button visits Peanut each day
to pick up trash
1157
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,450
As they talked
1158
01:06:27,540 --> 01:06:30,790
Peanut realized Belly Button and Pickle
had met a bad spirit
1159
01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:33,370
and needed to cleanse their fortunes
1160
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,500
The first place he thought of
1161
01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:38,330
was his uncle's Chiang Kai-shek temple
1162
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,040
Uncle
1163
01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:43,940
These two encountered a bad spirit
1164
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,950
and came to cleanse their fortunes
1165
01:06:47,790 --> 01:06:49,120
They didn't say what it was
1166
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,580
but Lord Chiang
1167
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:52,330
should be able to help
1168
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,120
You two
1169
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,620
This temple only appears barren
1170
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:03,540
My uncle purposely doesn't decorate
1171
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,200
to promote sheer simplicity
1172
01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:08,040
It also expresses Lord Chiang's
1173
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,790
integrity, pure as driven snow
1174
01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:19,830
People pray to Lord Chiang?
1175
01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,040
Goddamn
1176
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:23,370
Even Pigsy has worshippers
1177
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,080
Listen
1178
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,200
This temple
1179
01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:28,870
after it was built 30 years ago
1180
01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:30,000
kept failing at divination
1181
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,330
No gods would come here
1182
01:07:31,410 --> 01:07:32,200
One day
1183
01:07:32,290 --> 01:07:33,910
When my uncle was napping
1184
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,500
Lord Chiang came to him in a dream
1185
01:07:35,870 --> 01:07:37,200
and told my uncle
1186
01:07:37,290 --> 01:07:38,500
I've got the time
1187
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,700
I'm available
1188
01:07:40,410 --> 01:07:41,500
That's why
1189
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:43,200
my uncle tends the temple
1190
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,700
It's not easy
1191
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,200
What does 'tend' mean?
1192
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:48,660
He serves the gods
1193
01:07:48,910 --> 01:07:50,080
He serves the gods
1194
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,330
Uncle
1195
01:07:56,450 --> 01:07:58,120
Want to help them cleanse their fortune?
1196
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,500
These gods
1197
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,410
sometimes they select certain people
1198
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,250
Motherfucker
1199
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,830
Don't know what he's up his own ass about
1200
01:08:28,910 --> 01:08:31,370
What's impressive about tending
a lousy-ass temple?
1201
01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:32,620
Fuck
1202
01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:35,120
Makes me feel sick
1203
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:40,620
Mr. Huang, My apologies
1204
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:41,560
Sorry for making you come all this way
1205
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:42,790
Don't say that
1206
01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:44,450
I asked you here
1207
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:47,200
mainly to understand
what happened with Miss Feng Ju Yeh
1208
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:48,540
So
1209
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,200
What happened to her?
1210
01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:53,450
Her family came to file a report
1211
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,450
said she'd been missing almost a week
1212
01:08:57,580 --> 01:08:59,620
Now even her car's missing
1213
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,700
I thought we'd ask a few of her friends
1214
01:09:01,790 --> 01:09:03,290
to come clarify the situation
1215
01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,410
When did you last speak on the phone?
1216
01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,540
I think she called me a week ago
1217
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,790
How do you know her?
1218
01:09:17,870 --> 01:09:19,330
We're friends
1219
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,040
Good friends?
1220
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:24,120
I think so
1221
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:27,830
What did you talk about on the phone
that day?
1222
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,830
Nothing much
1223
01:09:29,910 --> 01:09:32,580
Just some random stuff
1224
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,910
What random stuff?
1225
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:43,000
As friends, we'd just talk on the phone
every once in a while
1226
01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:46,410
Oh, right
1227
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,950
Last week she asked me about doing
some investing
1228
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,290
It was just talk
1229
01:09:51,370 --> 01:09:53,200
It never amounts to much
1230
01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:56,430
That was the only thing you talked about?
1231
01:09:56,450 --> 01:09:57,410
Yeah
1232
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:02,700
Why do I feel like it
wasn't the only thing?
1233
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:04,950
What do you mean?
1234
01:10:05,790 --> 01:10:07,580
I looked at her call records
1235
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,580
Miss Yeh called you
1236
01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:11,160
over one hundred times
1237
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,750
Did she?
1238
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,790
You should know better than anyone
1239
01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:18,910
You can't say because she called me
1240
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,950
that I'm the one who has a problem
1241
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,540
Mr. Huang
1242
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,950
I never said you have a problem
1243
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:29,080
A woman dials a man's phone
over 100 times
1244
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,080
what could possibly be so urgent?
1245
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,500
Did she call 100 times
to talk about investing?
1246
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,620
I told you already
1247
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:41,870
She called me to ask about investments
1248
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,330
We also talked about
some unimportant trivial things
1249
01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:45,750
That was all
1250
01:10:45,830 --> 01:10:47,370
I've been honest with you
1251
01:10:47,450 --> 01:10:48,290
What now?
1252
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,330
Why are we bringing Chairman Kevin
here now?
1253
01:10:51,410 --> 01:10:53,040
Deputy speaker, Sorry
1254
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,950
Let me inform you of the situation
1255
01:10:55,580 --> 01:11:00,290
Our Chairman Kevin is an important figure
in society
1256
01:11:00,370 --> 01:11:02,040
He's done so many good deeds
1257
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,000
He has the heart of a Buddha
1258
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,580
You insult him by bringing him here
1259
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:06,700
I'm sorry
1260
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:07,950
What now?
1261
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:08,750
Shun
1262
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,290
What the hell did you bring
the chairman here for?
1263
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,410
I invited Chairman Huang here to clarify
Miss Yeh's situation
1264
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,660
I'm practically treating
him to a cup of tea
1265
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:18,870
It's fine
1266
01:11:19,450 --> 01:11:23,200
Our Chairman Kevin contributes
money and energy to society
1267
01:11:23,290 --> 01:11:24,000
You see
1268
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,250
if you're uneducated
1269
01:11:25,330 --> 01:11:27,410
he'll give you money to get educated
1270
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,790
If you've got a funeral but no coffin
1271
01:11:29,870 --> 01:11:31,910
he'll buy you a coffin
1272
01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:33,540
You're insulting him
1273
01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,870
He's a man who, if he says it, he'll do it
1274
01:11:35,950 --> 01:11:36,930
That's what a good person he is
1275
01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:38,370
You're insulting him
1276
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:40,910
Shun
1277
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,160
Is chairman fine now?
1278
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:48,040
It's fine
1279
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:49,450
You can go if you want
1280
01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,870
Do what the hell you want
1281
01:11:50,950 --> 01:11:52,790
Then what the hell were you talking about?
1282
01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:54,000
He didn't mean it like that
1283
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,250
Listen
1284
01:11:55,330 --> 01:11:57,580
I'm talking to you
1285
01:11:57,660 --> 01:11:58,720
and you keep replying to
the deputy commissioner
1286
01:11:58,750 --> 01:11:59,830
What are you trying to say?
1287
01:11:59,870 --> 01:12:00,410
Listen
1288
01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,580
if you fucked around like this
out in society
1289
01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:05,120
the grass on your grave
would already be this high
1290
01:12:05,330 --> 01:12:05,830
Sorry
1291
01:12:05,910 --> 01:12:07,290
Show a little respect
1292
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:08,750
Shun
1293
01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:10,790
Chairman can leave now, right?
1294
01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:13,250
Do what the hell you want
1295
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,200
Like I said
1296
01:12:14,450 --> 01:12:15,430
What are you trying to say?
1297
01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:16,430
Nah, he didn't mean it like that
1298
01:12:16,450 --> 01:12:17,580
Unbelievable
1299
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:18,510
What kind of attitude is that?
1300
01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:19,660
Sorry, no offense
1301
01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:21,080
So can we go now?
1302
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,870
Yes, thank you
1303
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,290
Show some respect, I'm telling you
1304
01:12:25,370 --> 01:12:26,620
Learn how to live in a society
1305
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,200
Sorry
1306
01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:28,950
Motherfucker
1307
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,950
You
1308
01:12:30,830 --> 01:12:32,850
get ready to be grilled
at next week's council meeting
1309
01:12:32,870 --> 01:12:33,370
Okay
1310
01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:34,500
Motherfucker
1311
01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:35,500
Unbelievable
1312
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:37,750
Have a nice day, deputy speaker
1313
01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:39,250
Motherfucker
1314
01:13:05,700 --> 01:13:06,580
Sit down
1315
01:13:10,330 --> 01:13:11,200
Sit
1316
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,540
How long have you worked for me?
1317
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:30,540
Ten years
1318
01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:35,370
What did you do before you came here?
1319
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,290
Temp jobs, here and there
1320
01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:44,910
Do I give enough salary?
1321
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,080
It's enough
1322
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,580
I haven't been in this room for years
1323
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,200
The ceiling's leaking badly
1324
01:14:01,290 --> 01:14:02,620
Why didn't you tell me?
1325
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,330
Is the A/C cool enough?
1326
01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,750
Haven't used it in a while
1327
01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:20,410
To be honest
1328
01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:24,950
I feel like you've been lazing around
without much work
1329
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,160
Sometimes when you're at work
1330
01:14:29,660 --> 01:14:30,330
you sleep
1331
01:14:30,410 --> 01:14:32,080
and I don't want to disturb you
1332
01:14:33,830 --> 01:14:38,000
Your trash-picking friend often comes here
to chat
1333
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,580
but I didn't complain
1334
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,500
Pickle
1335
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,620
Do I look like an idiot?
1336
01:14:56,370 --> 01:14:57,370
No
1337
01:14:59,830 --> 01:15:01,140
You think any shit you're up to here
1338
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,500
I won't know about it?
1339
01:15:11,290 --> 01:15:13,750
You should know my personality
1340
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,910
This is what I think
1341
01:15:17,540 --> 01:15:19,830
When dealing with human relations
1342
01:15:19,910 --> 01:15:21,700
if we're good, then we're good
1343
01:15:21,790 --> 01:15:25,160
if we're not good,
we need mutual understanding
1344
01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:39,160
Have you seen me like this before?
1345
01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:44,290
You've really never seen me like this?
1346
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,500
By nodding your head, do you mean
1347
01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:50,580
you have
1348
01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:52,330
or you haven't seen me like this?
1349
01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:07,080
I've worn this wig many years
1350
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,800
I've worn it so long,
I sometimes feel as if
1351
01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:11,700
it's my real hair
1352
01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:17,450
Now if I don't wear it for one day
1353
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,200
I feel uneasy all over
1354
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:40,700
How's your mother been lately?
1355
01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:46,870
Her health hasn't been great lately
1356
01:16:51,790 --> 01:16:54,250
If there's a problem at home,
you have to tell me
1357
01:16:58,790 --> 01:17:00,790
I believe what humans want most
1358
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,080
is peace and safety
1359
01:17:25,830 --> 01:17:27,580
That night, after Kevin left
1360
01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:29,660
Belly Button came looking for Pickle
1361
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,290
But Belly Button kept standing outside,
not daring to enter
1362
01:17:33,830 --> 01:17:36,250
Pickle had no choice but to accompany him
1363
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,370
In the gloomy black night
1364
01:17:38,450 --> 01:17:40,000
under a light drizzle
1365
01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:42,450
the two stood there quietly
1366
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:47,160
Pickle watched Belly Button stare wistfully
at the scenery
1367
01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:49,540
his eyes filled with a faint longing
1368
01:17:50,330 --> 01:17:52,080
He wanted to comfort Belly Button
1369
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,040
but couldn't find a single word
1370
01:18:18,290 --> 01:18:21,160
Belly Button also visited
Sugar Apple afterwards
1371
01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,500
But that all happened in a dream
1372
01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:27,410
After Sugar Apple awoke,
he couldn't sleep again
1373
01:18:27,910 --> 01:18:30,410
and went to a nearby swimming pool
to bathe
1374
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,750
Sugar Apple's bathing spot isn't fixed
1375
01:18:34,790 --> 01:18:36,580
Sometimes it's a swimming pool
1376
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,160
Sometimes it's a lavatory
1377
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,950
Tonight there's thunder and lightning
1378
01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:45,910
but Sugar Apple doesn't seem scared at all
1379
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,200
He feels slightly different today
1380
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:53,040
He has the feeling
that Belly Button's gotten into trouble
1381
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,500
That word on the sign with holes in it,
is 'Visits'
1382
01:19:00,950 --> 01:19:03,370
All together, it reads 'Meal Visits'
1383
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:07,410
They're specially ordered by
prisoners' families
1384
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:10,750
Because if they're too far or busy to visit
1385
01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,330
they can ask the foodservice
1386
01:19:13,410 --> 01:19:15,790
to send a meal in their name
1387
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,870
Belly Button's been in jail before
1388
01:19:19,370 --> 01:19:21,410
After his granny passed away
1389
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:23,330
the orphaned Belly Button
1390
01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:25,580
could no longer eat meal visits
1391
01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:29,950
But auntie still gave food once in a while
1392
01:19:30,450 --> 01:19:32,370
treating him like their own son
1393
01:19:33,790 --> 01:19:35,370
Besides meal visits
1394
01:19:35,450 --> 01:19:39,080
auntie and her husband also grew scallions
1395
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,410
When there weren't enough hands
1396
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:44,950
they'd ask their married daughter
to come home and help out
1397
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,410
Here, Button
1398
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:52,040
Auntie just happened to have
1399
01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:53,790
some vegetables today
1400
01:19:53,870 --> 01:19:54,700
So nice
1401
01:20:00,290 --> 01:20:01,330
Somebody ordered a meal
1402
01:20:01,410 --> 01:20:02,700
and left over a chicken leg
1403
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:03,390
I'll give it to you
1404
01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:04,120
Eat plenty
1405
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,910
I wondered why there's even chicken today
1406
01:20:09,540 --> 01:20:10,390
After getting out of prison
1407
01:20:10,410 --> 01:20:12,250
Belly Button would come over to help
1408
01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:15,160
Auntie would also prepare meals for him
1409
01:20:15,790 --> 01:20:18,000
But today was particularly special
1410
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,950
Auntie not only fried vegetables for him
1411
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,160
she also prepared a chicken leg
1412
01:20:24,580 --> 01:20:26,950
Nobody knew that Belly Button
didn't eat much
1413
01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,500
Other than at night
1414
01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:33,450
when he would snack on cold expired foods
tossed from the supermarket
1415
01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:35,870
during the day, he only ate one meal
1416
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,950
But the meal he's eating now
1417
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:40,250
is Belly Button's last meal of the day
1418
01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:42,870
and also the last meal of his life
1419
01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:23,660
The following morning
1420
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:26,080
Belly Button was found in a drainage ditch
1421
01:22:26,870 --> 01:22:30,120
The police found high blood alcohol
in his body
1422
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,080
meaning he was probably drunk
and got in a car accident
1423
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,620
But we usually hear about
1424
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:38,910
drunk drivers killing people
1425
01:22:39,750 --> 01:22:42,540
Belly Button could be one of Taiwan's
very few cases
1426
01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:45,250
of a drunk killed by a driver
1427
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,540
Everyone in the village also knows
1428
01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,160
that Belly Button doesn't drink
1429
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,370
Even if he wanted to drink
1430
01:22:51,450 --> 01:22:53,870
he couldn't afford enough to get drunk
1431
01:23:09,830 --> 01:23:11,660
After Sugar Apple left the scene
1432
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,790
he biked around the entire morning
1433
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,080
not knowing where he was biking to
1434
01:23:16,790 --> 01:23:18,500
only that he had to keep going and going
1435
01:23:19,330 --> 01:23:20,950
His heart was tangled in knots
1436
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,790
Appearing over and over in his mind
1437
01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:24,500
was the figure of Belly Button
1438
01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:28,000
Finally he returned to his seaside villa
1439
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,250
I think he was slowly realizing
1440
01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:34,620
Belly Button dying wasn't so bad
1441
01:23:35,370 --> 01:23:36,910
At least when he died
1442
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,540
they drew the figure of a man
1443
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,620
For a lonely drifter like him
1444
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,830
if he died,
no one would realize it for a long time
1445
01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:49,250
By then,
his corpse would've already decomposed
1446
01:23:49,830 --> 01:23:53,500
At best,
they could only draw a round puddle
1447
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,790
Belly Button's death couldn't have been
that simple
1448
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,200
Pickle, his blood running cold
1449
01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:23,120
suddenly remembered that night
1450
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,120
when Kevin said to him
1451
01:24:25,830 --> 01:24:28,000
What humans want most is
peace and safety
1452
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,910
Pickle felt that something was wrong
1453
01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:33,290
and worried, if anything happened to him
1454
01:24:33,370 --> 01:24:35,160
who would take care of his mother
1455
01:24:35,830 --> 01:24:36,810
The only person he could think of
1456
01:24:36,830 --> 01:24:39,830
was a lifelong liar
1457
01:24:39,910 --> 01:24:40,810
with no sense of family responsibility
1458
01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:42,000
his youngest uncle
1459
01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:48,200
Uncle
1460
01:24:48,290 --> 01:24:49,950
These two sponge gourds are for you
1461
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:50,540
No need
1462
01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:51,720
You went to the trouble of growing them
1463
01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:52,430
you should sell them yourself
1464
01:24:52,450 --> 01:24:53,580
I grew these myself
1465
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,370
for you to cook
1466
01:24:55,450 --> 01:24:56,220
You're giving them to me?
1467
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,170
Yeah, you can cook them
1468
01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:58,410
All right
1469
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,160
You only brought two?
1470
01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:02,370
Uncle
1471
01:25:02,450 --> 01:25:03,660
My mother...
1472
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:04,540
I know your mother
1473
01:25:04,620 --> 01:25:05,790
I know your mother
1474
01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:11,200
Did you see something nasty recently?
1475
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:15,310
You have to get this taken care of
1476
01:25:15,330 --> 01:25:16,620
How strong are your glasses?
1477
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,660
Four hundred
1478
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:20,450
Oh yeah? One side's two hundred,
one side's three hundred
1479
01:25:20,540 --> 01:25:21,580
That's five hundred
1480
01:25:21,660 --> 01:25:23,410
That's bad for your health
1481
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:24,950
Swap a pair
1482
01:25:25,540 --> 01:25:26,660
That's better
1483
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,080
Swap it and take a look
1484
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:31,830
With glasses,
your sight should be crystal clear
1485
01:25:31,910 --> 01:25:32,830
Is it clear?
1486
01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:34,950
It's blurry
1487
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:35,790
It's blurry?
1488
01:25:35,870 --> 01:25:36,950
This one's not right
1489
01:25:38,870 --> 01:25:40,010
Let me swap another pair for you
1490
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:41,250
Try this pair
1491
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:42,660
Uncle
1492
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:43,670
It's about my mother...
1493
01:25:43,700 --> 01:25:45,080
I know about your mother
1494
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:47,450
When your mother went food shopping,
I met her
1495
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,250
This pair, is it clear?
1496
01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:52,450
Yeah
1497
01:25:52,540 --> 01:25:54,950
Oh, right.
You need to wear two pairs of glasses
1498
01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:57,500
One for good weather
1499
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,450
one for bad weather
1500
01:26:00,790 --> 01:26:01,680
When the weather's clear, wear this pair
1501
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,830
About my mother...
1502
01:26:02,910 --> 01:26:03,910
I know about your mother
1503
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,250
Her health isn't well
1504
01:26:05,330 --> 01:26:06,580
I know about your mother
1505
01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:08,120
I met her at the health center
1506
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:09,290
I know already
1507
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,830
Try this pair on
1508
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:18,540
Wear this pair in good weather
1509
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:19,540
Do they work?
1510
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:22,500
Yeah
1511
01:26:22,580 --> 01:26:23,580
Yeah?
1512
01:26:23,660 --> 01:26:24,540
Ah, my mother
1513
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:25,950
I know about your mother
1514
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,160
Two pairs is five hundred
1515
01:26:27,540 --> 01:26:28,040
Uncle
1516
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:30,660
I don't think I have enough money on me
1517
01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,330
How much, how much do you have?
1518
01:26:32,410 --> 01:26:34,160
Only three hundred
1519
01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:34,910
That's all
1520
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:35,950
Yeah
1521
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:37,450
Get rid of this pair
1522
01:26:37,910 --> 01:26:39,370
Try that pair on
1523
01:26:42,250 --> 01:26:44,160
This pair's just three hundred for you then
1524
01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,760
My mother's over eighty years old
1525
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:52,760
I know about your mother, I know
1526
01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:55,290
Don't just talk about your mother
1527
01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:04,450
From start to finish,
Pickle didn't have a chance to talk
1528
01:27:04,540 --> 01:27:06,120
He even paid NT300
1529
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,700
to buy this pair of glasses
1530
01:27:08,580 --> 01:27:11,040
The problem is, it was his original pair
1531
01:27:12,290 --> 01:27:15,700
Pickle didn't complain about
his uncle's behavior
1532
01:27:16,370 --> 01:27:19,750
But treated this way by the only man
he could ask
1533
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,160
he felt his hopes inside fading
1534
01:27:41,580 --> 01:27:43,410
Destiny has a way of teasing people
1535
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:45,080
That afternoon
1536
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:49,040
Kevin asked Pickle to take Mother Pickle
to the hospital for a check-up
1537
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,910
He even arranged for a hospital stay
1538
01:27:52,790 --> 01:27:54,120
But after a long examination
1539
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,330
they didn't find any cause
1540
01:27:56,870 --> 01:28:00,000
so she just stayed overnight
and received IV support
1541
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,790
Pickle felt very alarmed
1542
01:28:03,290 --> 01:28:05,250
that Kevin was doing this for him
1543
01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:08,700
He didn't know
what Kevin's intentions were
1544
01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:12,080
He just felt like air
was trapped in his chest
1545
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,080
that couldn't find an exit
1546
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,250
The sun was strong for those few days
1547
01:28:43,330 --> 01:28:45,200
Pickle, feeling ill at ease
1548
01:28:45,290 --> 01:28:48,450
decided to take care of the leaking roof
1549
01:28:49,370 --> 01:28:51,620
He went to the deputy speaker's
service office
1550
01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:55,200
and found a discarded election banner
1551
01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:58,750
Displayed on the banner was Bill Small
1552
01:28:58,830 --> 01:29:00,500
"One vote, one devotion"
1553
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:02,410
with a face promising civil duty
1554
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:06,830
The deputy speaker held passion
for justice and gorgeous women
1555
01:29:06,910 --> 01:29:09,870
and was first in line to protect citizens
from harm
1556
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,830
After spreading the banner
1557
01:29:14,910 --> 01:29:16,950
Pickle sat alone on the rooftop
1558
01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:20,450
and slowly came to a decision
1559
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:23,290
to take a look at Belly Button's house
1560
01:29:40,370 --> 01:29:43,120
Nobody had ever gone into
Belly Button's house
1561
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:47,540
Even Sugar Apple sat outside
when eating with Belly Button
1562
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:51,580
Pickle must've been the first
to step inside Belly Button's house
1563
01:29:51,660 --> 01:29:54,290
and without Belly
Button's permission either
1564
01:31:16,370 --> 01:31:18,580
Sitting in Belly Button's UFO house
1565
01:31:18,660 --> 01:31:22,410
Pickle wondered,
this guy who always used to bully him
1566
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:24,290
where was he now?
1567
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:29,370
Looking around the bed
1568
01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:32,250
it was all dolls that Belly
Button had caught
1569
01:31:32,330 --> 01:31:34,200
and models cut out from magazines
1570
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,160
Pickle only realized then
1571
01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:39,620
how little he really
knew about Belly Button
1572
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:43,080
I think that even though
we live in a space age
1573
01:31:43,450 --> 01:31:46,370
and mankind could long ago ride ships
to the moon
1574
01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:51,540
we'll never be able to explore
the universe of others' hearts
1575
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:24,700
That day
1576
01:33:24,790 --> 01:33:26,950
there were two big events
in southern Taiwan
1577
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:30,040
One was the Dharma Assembly to pray
for the nation
1578
01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:32,410
The other was Belly Button's funeral
1579
01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:36,410
On the way to the gravesite
1580
01:33:36,500 --> 01:33:38,540
the sun was shining brightly
1581
01:33:39,120 --> 01:33:40,200
But the road
1582
01:33:40,290 --> 01:33:43,000
was flooded for no apparent reason
1583
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:47,000
Pickle and the others stood
hesitating on one side
1584
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:50,160
But Belly Button had already reached
the other side
1585
01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:54,040
as if to tell Pickle that escorting
him this far was enough
1586
01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:55,080
The next step
1587
01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:57,040
he would walk slowly and alone
1588
01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:07,700
Peanut
1589
01:34:07,790 --> 01:34:09,790
There were really no other photos?
1590
01:34:10,870 --> 01:34:12,080
Find one yourself
1591
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:16,660
It's a good thing he was arrested
1592
01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,000
It was on the news
1593
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,000
so I could find screenshots online
1594
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,040
or we'd be out of luck
1595
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:24,620
Not a scrap of ID
1596
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:27,660
I'm telling you
1597
01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:29,330
Good thing it existed
1598
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:31,500
Nobody knew him anyway
1599
01:34:33,950 --> 01:34:34,660
Fuck you
1600
01:34:34,750 --> 01:34:35,790
What the hell did you say?
1601
01:34:35,870 --> 01:34:36,540
What?
1602
01:34:36,620 --> 01:34:37,580
What the fuck?
1603
01:34:37,660 --> 01:34:38,540
Fuck you
1604
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:41,410
What the fuck?
1605
01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:42,750
What?
1606
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:44,160
Come on
1607
01:34:46,950 --> 01:34:48,080
What the fuck
1608
01:34:53,450 --> 01:34:54,250
You wanna fight?
1609
01:34:54,330 --> 01:34:55,080
Let's fight
1610
01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:55,870
Fuck you
1611
01:34:56,370 --> 01:34:57,200
Fuck
1612
01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:04,580
Bring it on, motherfucker
1613
01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:11,250
Fuck you
1614
01:35:12,305 --> 01:35:18,736
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