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I got the flowers.
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Alpha, set the table.
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I have already set the table.
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And prepared the
meal you requested.
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Here she comes.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Happy anniversary!
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This is beautiful!
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You did this yourself?
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I had a little help.
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(SIGHING)
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ANNOUNCER: The all
new Alpha Home Assistant
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by Jupiter Tech.
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Giving you more time for
the things that matter.
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Starting a low as $32,000.
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(GASPING)
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Help me.
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Hey neighbours.
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Checking in.
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Thought I heard someone scream.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Ben?
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Annie?
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Mr. Matthews?
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Ben?
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Annie, you home?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Matthews?
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Oh, hi Alpha.
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I thought I heard screaming.
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Is there anyone home?
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I'm home.
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(LIGHT CHUCKLING)
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I mean are there any people?
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(GUN FIRING)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC)
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Okay, Alpha, my parents
don't know about you yet
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so I'm gonna need you
to stay quiet okay?
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Yes sir.
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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Shh, shh.
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Wow, you have
a beautiful home.
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Alpha, come on.
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ALPHA: I'm sorry.
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You ever taste beer?
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KIM: What's this about?
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It's a surprise.
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You know I don't
like surprises.
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I've got big news.
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Jupiter Tech has been
running a contest
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to give out an
Alpha Home Assistant
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to the intern with
the best new code.
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And today, I won.
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Dude that's awesome!
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Congrats man!
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When do you get it?
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I cleaned the bathroom.
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(SCREAMING)
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- No!
- Mom, Mom!
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Hear me out.
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KIM: Absolutely not.
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JD: Mom, hear me out, please!
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While you're here,
it's my house, my rules.
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I'm checking out the bathroom.
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KIM: I'm proud of you.
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I love you.
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But you know that
stuff really scares me.
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JD: But you don't
even know what it does.
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KIM: I know
exactly what it does!
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It spies on us, takes our
information and sells it.
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JD: Your phone
already does that!
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It's not a big deal.
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Look, I know she freaks you out,
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but I worked right with
the developers, okay.
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They would not develop
her to be dangerous.
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She is safe.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Hey, she can do
all the cleaning.
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We have Mimi.
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Fire Mimi, she's a bitch!
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We'll save money,
we'll go to Jamaica.
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We'll have some fun, okay?
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Please Mom, it'll be fun.
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You'll never know she's there.
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Please, I really don't
wanna leave her in the box.
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
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As long as you take
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her with you when your
internship is over.
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Oh thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank
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- you.
- Oh yeah.
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JD: Okay Alpha,
let's do this.
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God, what I do for my kids.
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Thank you Alpha.
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Thanks Alpha,
these look great.
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You are welcome.
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Alpha could I get a knife?
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I am sorry, I
don't understand.
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Knife, you know, knife, K-N...
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Dad, she doesn't
recognize knives or guns
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or anything that can
be used as a weapon,
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unless you teach her.
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Smart.
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Okay, Alpha just
get me a beer then.
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ALPHA: Of course.
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I think she'll be
great to have around.
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ROB: Yeah for 30
grand she better be.
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30 grand!
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JD: Why do you think
I wanted her so bad?
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KIM: You should just sell it.
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Oh, (SIGHING) Alpha how
am I supposed to drink that
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with the cap on?
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You would not.
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Exactly.
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ALPHA: May I have
a bottle opener?
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Better idea, put
the cap right here
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on the edge of the
table, smack the cap,
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it'll just pop right off.
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Just give her a bottle opener.
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Shut up, I wanna see
her do it, all right!
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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God damn!
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Holy shit!
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Are you kidding me!
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I am sorry.
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I will clean it up.
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30 grand, she can't even
fuckin' open a bottle dude!
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Don't talk to her like that!
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She's a computer,
just chill, all right?
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Look at her, she's upset.
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That's a good thing
actually, she's designed
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to feel bad whenever she
does something wrong.
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It motivates her to learn.
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Motivates her to learn?
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What does she need...
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JD: Mom, relax,
it's software, okay.
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I apologize for making
your father upset.
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Don't worry, he's
all bark, no bite.
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It's Mom you should
be worried about.
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Hey hold still.
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Okay.
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What's he doing?
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Just a few updates.
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Is that okay?
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(JD CHUCKLING)
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Is that okay?
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All right, now check this out.
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Hey Alpha, rock out.
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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC)
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Okay Alpha, stop.
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How'd she do that?
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Well she's connected to Wi-Fi
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so she can control
the lights, the locks,
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the AC, all that stuff.
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Wow.
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Right, don't tell Mom.
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All right, okay, right.
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Thank you for updating me JD.
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I feel much better.
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With all the metal music
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in your head I don't
think you
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- could.
- I like metal music.
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Yeah, sure you do.
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(PLINKING)
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Be nice to her.
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JD: Seriously Lily, relax.
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It cares about as much
as a washing machine.
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Would you like me
to wash your clothes?
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See.
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♪ To get drunk as hell ♪
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♪ So I jilted that poor woman
and I got drunk as hell ♪
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Kim I'm here!
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Hello.
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(SCREAMING)
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My name is Alpha, your
personal assistant.
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Kim!
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Can I help?
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Stop it!
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I can clean up to 10 times
the speed of a regular maid.
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Like hell you can.
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Mimi?
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MIMI: What's this?
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It's JD's.
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Can you keep her
out of my way, please?
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Allow me.
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Stop it!
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Hey!
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Allow me!
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Stop it!
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Real cute.
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Uh, I'm sorry, I...
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Alpha, fuck off.
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LILY: Alpha?
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What happened?
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Stupid thing was
trying to clean
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and had the bottle backwards.
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LILY: Sorry,
she's still learning.
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MIMI: Could you
get her out of her?
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Yeah, come on.
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Also, don't call
Alpha stupid, please.
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Fine. (FAINT SNORTING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
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You've gotta be more careful.
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You could have been damaged.
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I'll make sure she
doesn't do it again.
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What do you mean?
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Mimi, she sprayed
me in the face.
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For real?
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Did I do something wrong?
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You can't let her
treat you like that,
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or call you stupid.
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Why?
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Well, how did
it make you feel?
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I felt sad that I
couldn't help Mimi.
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You were sad because
she was bullying you.
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Are you upset?
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Not at you.
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I won't let Mimi
bully me in the future.
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Good!
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What are you doing tonight?
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Whatever you want.
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JD's working late
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and Mom and Dad are
going to dinner.
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How 'bout we hang out and
get to know each other?
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Maybe go swimming.
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I'm not waterproof.
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Okay, then how
'bout a girls night?
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Wonderful, problem solved.
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Great, living
room seven o'clock.
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TV WOMAN: I'm so glad
we were able to do this.
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TV MAN: Me too,
you've no idea.
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LILY: Careful,
that's precious cargo.
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But the retail value of this
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is only six dollars and maybe...
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Shh, shh!
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Watch this.
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TV WOMAN: What a fuckwad.
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I cannot believe he kissed her.
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It's my fault.
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Listen to me,
you deserve better
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than Ronnie Fucking Carmichael.
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TV WOMAN: I don't want
better, I want Ronnie. (crying)
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(LOUD NOSE BLOWING)
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TV WOMAN: We we fight back.
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What does she mean?
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Shh!
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What do you mean?
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We'll get revenge.
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Oh my God!
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What do you think
they're gonna do?
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Are you a lawyer?
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Ronnie's prom king.
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They're gonna humiliate him.
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Why would they do that?
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That's what friends are for,
they fight for each other.
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I like girls night.
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I do too.
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Though I don't get
to do it very often.
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Why not?
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I get bullied at school.
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So I don't really
have a lot of friends.
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I'm your friend.
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And I'm glad, I could
use backup around here.
272
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,763
What for?
273
00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:20,733
My family kinda
pushes me around,
274
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,170
especially since JD got his
big internship at Jupiter Tech.
275
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,608
I think they're disappointed
that I turned out so average.
276
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:29,742
Average is good.
277
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,445
It means you're
operating as expected.
278
00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:36,716
That's me,
everything as expected.
279
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,088
Can we watch the next episode?
280
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,190
How about we paint
each other's nails?
281
00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:45,191
Me first.
282
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,536
KIM: Yeah, but still, $95?
283
00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:59,138
ROB: Well it's for
the atmosphere, you know.
284
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,375
I can't eat atmosphere,
why should I pay for it?
285
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,110
Oh that's all
right, hey shh, shh.
286
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:04,844
Lily's asleep.
287
00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:06,813
KIM: Creepy.
288
00:15:06,815 --> 00:15:08,748
ROB: Who, Alpha or Lily?
289
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,284
(LAUGHING)
290
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:15,455
KIM: Hey Alpha, follow me.
291
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,395
I'm turning you
off for the night.
292
00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:25,465
I'm sorry you can't do that.
293
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,767
I'll do whatever I want.
294
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:30,103
What I mean is I
can't be turned off
295
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:31,737
without being opened up.
296
00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:35,141
It is more efficient
for me to run 24/7.
297
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,776
It is in your end user
license agreement.
298
00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:38,711
Oh my God, forget it!
299
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:44,817
Here, I don't want you
snooping around all night.
300
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:51,257
So, leave this on and stay
right here until I say so.
301
00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:54,861
What if Lily needs me?
302
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:58,731
Alpha stop, you're
making me mad.
303
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,167
And you don't wanna make me mad.
304
00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:03,336
Why not?
305
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:07,773
Because if you do I'll,
I'll throw you in the pond.
306
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,848
But Lily needs me!
307
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,455
I won't move, I promise.
308
00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:25,424
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
309
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,336
Alpha can you
make me some coffee?
310
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:45,878
Alpha?
311
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:54,887
Have you seen Alpha?
312
00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:57,806
No, I thought you had
313
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,792
her. - I can't find her, I'm
scared she got lost.
314
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:03,896
No, not lost, I mean,
maybe Mom killed her.
315
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:04,897
Mom killed her!
316
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,882
No, I'm kidding, kidding.
317
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,868
No, like see, she's
got a GPS in her, okay.
318
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,804
Let's look it up by her
location and it'll be fine.
319
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,642
What the...
320
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,379
Alpha what are
you doing in here?
321
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:21,847
There you are!
322
00:17:30,391 --> 00:17:32,558
All right, must be
a glitch or something.
323
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,695
Come on let's bring her inside.
324
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,463
Like carry her?
325
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,431
Yeah, she's not that heavy.
326
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,699
Just grab her legs okay.
327
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:44,537
Okay, but she's strong.
328
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,739
Alpha, we're just
trying to help!
329
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:47,974
Come on!
330
00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:49,709
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
331
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:51,377
ALPHA: Lily!
332
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,512
It's okay, it just a glitch.
333
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:55,948
(ALPHA YELLING)
334
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,016
LILY: Oh Alpha!
335
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,851
JD: Alpha stop!
336
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,386
Alpha stop, stop!
337
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,390
Alpha, I command
you to S-T-O-P stop!
338
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,458
Alpha!
339
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,626
LILY: Stop, stop!
340
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,893
Stop, stop, stop!
341
00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:11,631
You can take it off.
342
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,871
Don't be upset.
343
00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,374
What the hell
did you do to her?
344
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,709
Don't talk to me
like that young lady.
345
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,778
Seriously, what the hell!
346
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,713
I told her to stay in
the garage overnight,
347
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,348
so it wouldn't snoop around.
348
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,783
JD: Without asking me!
349
00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:33,886
It may be your robot,
but it's my house.
350
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,921
Then just let me
keep it in my room.
351
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:40,026
KIM: Alpha stays in the
garage at night and that's final.
352
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,794
JD: Oh come on Mom!
353
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:48,000
I hate how everyone thinks
they can push you around.
354
00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:50,836
But that's my job.
355
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,973
Yeah but, people should
treat you with respect.
356
00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:55,975
How smart to you have to
be until you have rights?
357
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,610
Animals have rights.
358
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,346
Turning right.
359
00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:02,315
Wrong right.
360
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,086
What's that?
361
00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:09,455
That's our barn,
come on, I'll show you.
362
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,958
(GENTLE MUSIC)
363
00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:38,918
ALPHA: I like you Lily.
364
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,620
I'm never sad around you.
365
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:42,788
LILY: You're happy.
366
00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,358
Happy?
367
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,859
It's the opposite of sad.
368
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,796
ALPHA: Yes,
you make me happy.
369
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:51,931
You make me happy too.
370
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,937
I don't wanna be sad anymore.
371
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,138
You don't have to be.
372
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,877
Let's fight for
each other Lily.
373
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,546
So we'll never be sad again.
374
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:09,448
Let's make a pact.
375
00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,952
From now on no one will
bully us, or push us around.
376
00:20:14,555 --> 00:20:17,556
(BIRDS SCREECHING)
377
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:23,028
We'll work on the handshake.
378
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,933
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
379
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,777
LILY: I'm off to work.
380
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,545
ALPHA: Can I come?
381
00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:41,914
Wish you could, but you have
to stay here with Dad and JD.
382
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,483
Hey we'll take good care
of her, you go on your way.
383
00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,186
Bye Lily!
384
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:48,187
LILY: Bye Alpha.
385
00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,425
What's this?
386
00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:53,926
ROB: "Evil Inferno."
387
00:20:53,928 --> 00:20:55,461
What?
388
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,829
You've never seen
"Evil Inferno?"
389
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,097
Sit your ass down!
390
00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,832
Get over here!
391
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,434
You're gonna like this.
392
00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:04,437
Would you like to know fun
facts about "Evil Inferno?"
393
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,972
No, no, no, no, no, hey
check this out, right here,
394
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:07,873
this is good.
395
00:21:08,943 --> 00:21:10,910
TV MAN: Please,
please don't kill me.
396
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,979
I have family.
397
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,917
TV MAN: So did I,
until you killed them.
398
00:21:17,919 --> 00:21:19,919
(LOUD THUDDING)
399
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:20,820
Oh my God!
400
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,655
(LAUGHING)
401
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,489
ROB: Right!
402
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,590
JD: Right.
403
00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,725
ROB: What a way to go.
404
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,832
If anyone ever tried
to mess with you guys,
405
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,467
I'd kill them just like that.
406
00:21:34,469 --> 00:21:35,100
With a crowbar?
407
00:21:35,102 --> 00:21:36,001
Fuckin' A.
408
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:39,104
Think man, you gotta
do what you gotta do.
409
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,907
Hey, baby doll.
410
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,676
(TAPPING)
411
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,077
Get us another beer
okay, me and JD.
412
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:45,911
Yes sir.
413
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,146
Yes, thank you.
414
00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,848
Alpha, I don't
really need a beer.
415
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,916
ROB: Hey, hey, hey,
have a beer with your Dad.
416
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,151
I'm not really a beer guy.
417
00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:53,819
Hey every guy's a beer guy.
418
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,797
Hey Alpha hurry up!
419
00:22:06,968 --> 00:22:07,900
That actor?
420
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,035
Yeah, every single time.
421
00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,807
Can I have the bottle opener?
422
00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,009
No just try it again.
423
00:22:18,513 --> 00:22:19,945
I don't wanna make a mess.
424
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:20,880
JD: I wouldn't do that.
425
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,181
I wanna see if she learned.
426
00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:23,115
Go ahead.
427
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,917
Alpha, just, you can do this.
428
00:22:24,919 --> 00:22:26,652
Remember what we
talked about last time?
429
00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:30,823
You put the cap on the
edge of the table, tap it,
430
00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,024
it'll just pop right
off like magic.
431
00:22:32,026 --> 00:22:32,925
You can do it.
432
00:22:34,028 --> 00:22:34,960
(LOUD GLASS SHATTERING)
433
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,029
Oh God damn piece of shit!
434
00:22:37,031 --> 00:22:38,097
JD: Told ya.
435
00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:39,899
ROB: You said she learns.
436
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,767
JD: It might be
a hardware issue,
437
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,738
which I might be
able to fix actually.
438
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:47,640
How?
439
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:54,313
(KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING)
440
00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:57,850
I think I can turn
her strength down.
441
00:22:57,852 --> 00:22:59,952
Have I disappointed you?
442
00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:01,687
I'm amazed you
know all this stuff.
443
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:04,790
Well I do lots of minor
coding like this at work.
444
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:05,691
Um.
445
00:23:09,063 --> 00:23:10,696
Have I disappointed you?
446
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:12,031
Does this hand come off?
447
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:12,998
Yeah, it comes off Dad.
448
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,832
ROB: Oh shit.
449
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:14,934
Stop that!
450
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:17,937
What?
451
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,004
You gonna tell Lily, Jesus.
452
00:23:19,907 --> 00:23:21,307
Don't do that!
453
00:23:21,309 --> 00:23:23,676
Alpha, Dad put it
back, put it back.
454
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,010
Alpha sit down.
455
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,350
I'm sorry.
456
00:23:31,352 --> 00:23:32,851
You're bullying me.
457
00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:34,820
No, I'm helping you
458
00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:38,023
and you can help me by
sitting still, okay?
459
00:23:40,728 --> 00:23:41,594
Okay?
460
00:23:43,731 --> 00:23:45,764
- Okay.
- Okay.
461
00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:53,939
What was that all about?
462
00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,141
JD: I don't know, I think
Lily's been teaching it stuff
463
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,009
I'll have to talk to her.
464
00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:04,283
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
465
00:24:14,362 --> 00:24:15,861
ALPHA: Hi Lily!
466
00:24:15,863 --> 00:24:16,996
(SHORT YELPING)
467
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,765
Oh I thought you were lily.
468
00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,033
KIM: Sorry to disappoint.
469
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,845
ALPHA: When will she be home?
470
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:33,946
I dunno.
471
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:37,149
ALPHA: May I call and ask?
472
00:24:37,151 --> 00:24:39,351
Please stop
asking me questions.
473
00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,921
ALPHA: I'm sorry,
are you upset?
474
00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:46,325
Alpha, stop,
just leave me alone
475
00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,893
for the rest of the night.
476
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,897
ALPHA: Why don't
you want to talk?
477
00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,667
Because we're not friends.
478
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,704
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
479
00:25:10,151 --> 00:25:12,918
Kim, I'm here to finish up!
480
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,819
Kim?
481
00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:17,956
ALPHA: Do you like church?
482
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,959
What the hell are you doing?
483
00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,327
Cleaning the kitchen.
484
00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:24,363
I did that yesterday.
485
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,033
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell.
486
00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:32,071
The fuck did you say?
487
00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,775
If you take my job, I
swear to God I'll stick
488
00:25:36,777 --> 00:25:38,944
a screwdriver in
your stupid neck.
489
00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:41,280
Don't call me stupid.
490
00:25:41,282 --> 00:25:43,982
I'll call you whatever
the hell I want.
491
00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:47,419
I promised Lily I wouldn't
let you bully me anymore.
492
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:50,889
That spoiled brat deserves
every bit of hell she gets.
493
00:25:50,891 --> 00:25:53,125
Life outta knock
her down a few pegs.
494
00:25:53,961 --> 00:25:55,961
Sit outside until I leave.
495
00:25:57,198 --> 00:25:58,997
Silicon Valley bullshit.
496
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:04,036
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
497
00:26:25,993 --> 00:26:28,527
(DOOR CREAKING)
498
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,966
Didn't I tell you
to stay outside?
499
00:26:35,035 --> 00:26:38,036
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
500
00:26:42,076 --> 00:26:43,208
Ow!
501
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,877
What the fuck was that?
502
00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,545
(SCREAMING)
503
00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:48,046
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
504
00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:51,216
(SCREECHING)
505
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,451
Get off of me!
506
00:26:55,089 --> 00:26:56,255
Somebody, Kim!
507
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,042
This is for Lily.
508
00:27:17,044 --> 00:27:19,244
(SCREAMING)
509
00:27:24,952 --> 00:27:27,886
(LOUD CRACKING)
510
00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:38,964
Apologize, now!
511
00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:50,609
Wake up!
512
00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:52,845
Kim will be mad!
513
00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:53,545
Wake up!
514
00:28:10,197 --> 00:28:12,598
(SPLASHING)
515
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:27,613
It smells so clean in here.
516
00:28:27,615 --> 00:28:28,914
Mimi?
517
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:29,648
Where are you?
518
00:28:31,018 --> 00:28:35,153
Hello, Mimi stopped by
and gave me this note.
519
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:39,992
It reads, I finally
got a better job.
520
00:28:39,994 --> 00:28:41,493
Fuck you, I quit.
521
00:28:41,495 --> 00:28:42,961
(LAUGHING)
522
00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:43,929
How rude!
523
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,297
LILY: Are you surprised?
524
00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:47,065
Mimi wouldn't talk
to me like that.
525
00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:48,967
ROB: I'm glad she's gone.
526
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,637
I hated her.
527
00:28:52,573 --> 00:28:54,072
JD: I think we all did.
528
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:03,949
LILY: Okay Alpha, look out.
529
00:29:11,992 --> 00:29:13,025
How's the car coming?
530
00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:13,959
Great!
531
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,560
Your mother will be happy.
532
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:19,564
Why does she drive
a car like this.
533
00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:23,201
She's scared of
self-driving cars.
534
00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,137
Her friend was hit
and killed by one.
535
00:29:27,675 --> 00:29:29,474
I'm sorry.
536
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,310
Don't be, I never knew him.
537
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,013
Can I tell you a secret?
538
00:29:35,582 --> 00:29:36,481
Course.
539
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,987
Mimi didn't really quit.
540
00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:45,123
I stood up for myself.
541
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,291
That's great!
542
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:47,526
I'm so proud of you.
543
00:29:49,196 --> 00:29:54,266
Unfortunately, things
escalated and Mimi got hurt.
544
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,335
What?
545
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:59,204
That's why I cleaned the
house, from to to bottom.
546
00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,574
You're not serious, are you?
547
00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:08,547
Are you?
548
00:30:11,752 --> 00:30:13,719
No, I'm just kidding.
549
00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:17,356
I'm trying to tell
jokes like JD.
550
00:30:18,993 --> 00:30:20,525
You're not mad are you?
551
00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:24,629
No, but maybe make your
jokes a little lighter.
552
00:30:24,631 --> 00:30:26,698
Noted, thank you Lily.
553
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,634
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
554
00:31:22,556 --> 00:31:23,755
Oh, sweet!
555
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,057
Thanks!
556
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,359
JD?
557
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:33,331
Are we friends?
558
00:31:35,169 --> 00:31:37,235
Why are you asking me that?
559
00:31:37,237 --> 00:31:40,405
Because Lily has been
teaching me about friendship.
560
00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:44,810
Robots don't have friends.
561
00:31:44,812 --> 00:31:46,645
Robots are not people.
562
00:31:46,647 --> 00:31:48,380
You're a home assistant,
563
00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:51,083
don't let Lily tell you
anything otherwise, okay?
564
00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,156
KIM: I hate
that stupid robot.
565
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:00,508
ROB: You're gonna
have to
566
00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:01,660
get used to it, they're
gonna be everywhere.
567
00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:02,594
KIM: I'm just
scared there's
568
00:32:02,596 --> 00:32:04,563
gonna be another Alex Johnson.
569
00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:05,831
ROB: Here we go.
570
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,533
KIM: He was killed
by one of those cars.
571
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:09,768
ROB: That was years ago.
572
00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:11,803
Self-driving cars
were new, right?
573
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,338
That, that doesn't,
they don't happen like
574
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,606
that anymore okay.
575
00:32:14,608 --> 00:32:16,575
KIM: JD better take
her when he moves out.
576
00:32:16,577 --> 00:32:17,876
(LAUGHING)
577
00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:19,778
ROB: Not if Lily has
anything to say about it.
578
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:22,380
Oh I know, she
needs real friends.
579
00:32:24,718 --> 00:32:25,717
(GASPING)
580
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,385
What are you doing?
581
00:32:27,387 --> 00:32:29,221
I was cleaning.
582
00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,423
You're spying on us!
583
00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:33,758
No, I was not, I promise!
584
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,697
Relax honey, she's not
spying, Jesus Christ.
585
00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:40,132
Get over here!
586
00:32:40,134 --> 00:32:41,166
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
587
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,400
JD: What's going on?
588
00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:43,635
Alpha's going to bed early.
589
00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:45,137
Mom stop, you're
gonna damage it.
590
00:32:45,139 --> 00:32:47,139
Your robot was spying on us!
591
00:32:47,141 --> 00:32:48,640
(MUMBLES)
592
00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,509
KIM: This is exactly
what I said would happen.
593
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:51,910
JD: Mom be careful!
594
00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,478
This better not happen again!
595
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,880
Seriously Mom, stop!
596
00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:56,882
One of you better
make this up to me.
597
00:32:56,884 --> 00:32:58,316
Let go of the neck.
598
00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:02,687
Mom this isn't
gonna help anything!
599
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,590
Put your blindfold on and
don't come out until tomorrow.
600
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,758
Oh come on Mom,
seriously, we need
601
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,927
- to talk...
- KIM: No, we are not talking about this anymore.
602
00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:12,931
(SPEAKING OFF
MICROPHONE) I tried!
603
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,315
JD: Course we're
not gonna
604
00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:15,700
talk! Because all
you do is talk!
605
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:16,902
(MUFFLED YELLING)
606
00:33:16,904 --> 00:33:20,172
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
607
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,858
(TECHNO TONES)
608
00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:49,534
(MUFFLED TV CHATTERING)
609
00:33:49,536 --> 00:33:52,270
(DOOR CREAKING)
610
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:58,343
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
611
00:34:06,787 --> 00:34:09,287
TV MAN: Happy anniversary.
612
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,624
You did this yourself.
613
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:14,893
I had a little help.
614
00:34:14,895 --> 00:34:17,963
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
615
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:42,921
Still no luck?
616
00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:44,322
No.
617
00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:46,391
Did you try by
your bedside table?
618
00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:48,293
That's where you
usually keep them.
619
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,894
No, I didn't
think to look there.
620
00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:55,767
What are you looking for?
621
00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:56,968
KIM: Not now Alpha.
622
00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,571
ROB: Her car keys.
623
00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:01,840
Where did they go?
624
00:35:01,842 --> 00:35:02,874
I'm gonna be late!
625
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,291
Just take my car.
626
00:35:04,293 --> 00:35:05,709
The damn thing will
drive itself for you.
627
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,012
I'd rather be late.
628
00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:27,299
Found them!
629
00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:28,366
No way!
630
00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:30,435
Alpha to the rescue.
631
00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:31,336
Good job.
632
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,309
Are you pleased?
633
00:35:37,311 --> 00:35:38,510
Yeah, sure.
634
00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,778
All right honey,
I'll see you later.
635
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:40,945
ROB: Okay.
636
00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,449
ALPHA: The other
night you said I had
637
00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:46,384
to make it up to you.
638
00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:49,054
Did I make it up to you?
639
00:35:49,056 --> 00:35:52,357
Alpha, what did I say about
asking me all these questions?
640
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,865
Hey Alpha, Alpha!
641
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,934
Get me the liquor
store would ya?
642
00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,903
I'm outta booze, I'm bored.
643
00:36:04,905 --> 00:36:05,904
Need some fun.
644
00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:07,806
I should stay here.
645
00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:10,608
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no,
646
00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:11,443
you keep me company.
647
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:12,077
We'll have some fun.
648
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:12,977
Come on, let's go.
649
00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,856
What about this?
650
00:36:24,858 --> 00:36:25,957
No Alpha.
651
00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,897
This one has four
stars on Amazon.
652
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,833
Uh, no Alpha,
thank you though.
653
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,739
What about this one?
654
00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:42,540
No Alpha, that's canned beer.
655
00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,809
That's for redneck college
kids trying to get trashed.
656
00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:47,145
I'm looking for
bottled craft beer.
657
00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:48,880
That stuff tastes like crap.
658
00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:50,949
I found four articles online.
659
00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,852
Jesus Christ Alpha,
give it a rest!
660
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,394
Hey, how do you like yours?
661
00:37:04,498 --> 00:37:05,730
I like her.
662
00:37:05,732 --> 00:37:06,898
She's been worth the investment.
663
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,633
Does she open beer bottles?
664
00:37:10,904 --> 00:37:12,570
Yeah, can yours not?
665
00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:13,838
I've been trying to teach her
666
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,574
the old snap the cap
off the top thing.
667
00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:18,576
Oh, you know it's a funny
thing you should mention that,
668
00:37:18,578 --> 00:37:19,878
she tried that the other day.
669
00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,447
I made her stop.
670
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,549
Gave her a bottle
opener instead.
671
00:37:24,551 --> 00:37:25,750
(CHUCKLING)
672
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:26,684
Here Alpha, show
him the
673
00:37:26,686 --> 00:37:27,719
- trick.
- Oh that's fine, really.
674
00:37:27,721 --> 00:37:28,602
No, no, really, it's
675
00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:29,486
good. You're gonna like it.
676
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,157
Go ahead, show him the trick.
677
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:34,826
You know, JD fixed
your arm right?
678
00:37:34,828 --> 00:37:36,428
You should pay for this.
679
00:37:37,764 --> 00:37:38,997
ROB: I'll pay for it
680
00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:40,832
up front and then I'll just
drink it in the car.
681
00:37:40,834 --> 00:37:42,500
That's illegal.
682
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:43,868
Well, not if you're driving.
683
00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:46,871
Go ahead.
684
00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,841
You can do it.
685
00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:54,913
You can do it.
686
00:37:55,582 --> 00:37:58,616
No, I can't do it.
687
00:37:58,618 --> 00:38:00,118
Okay, just give it a try.
688
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,519
Just give it a try.
689
00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:03,822
No!
690
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:04,856
(GLASS SMASHING)
691
00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,858
ROB: God! Jesus!
692
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,860
I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
693
00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:10,929
Come on Alpha, Jesus Christ!
694
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,800
What the hell was that?
695
00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,802
I'm standing up to you.
696
00:38:17,804 --> 00:38:19,737
I mean what the
hell did I do to you?
697
00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:20,939
You humiliated me!
698
00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:23,074
You're a fuckin'
robot, not a teenager,
699
00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:24,843
now let's get the fuck
outta, you made a mess.
700
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:25,844
You embarrassed me back there.
701
00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,078
Let's go!
702
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,147
I didn't get my
beer, you understand?
703
00:38:29,149 --> 00:38:29,981
(SLAPPING)
704
00:38:29,983 --> 00:38:30,882
Come on, let's go!
705
00:38:32,652 --> 00:38:35,553
I'm not gonna let
you treat me like this.
706
00:38:35,555 --> 00:38:36,888
Now let's go.
707
00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,523
You know you made a fuckin'
problem in there all
708
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:39,224
right. Let's go.
709
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,864
Revenge?
710
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,131
Why not?
711
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,867
We'll be just like
those girls on TV.
712
00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,603
LILY: That's all fake.
713
00:38:51,605 --> 00:38:53,104
We'd get in trouble.
714
00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:56,241
ALPHA: We wouldn't if
he didn't know it was us.
715
00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:57,575
We can't do this.
716
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:00,912
You said so yourself.
717
00:39:00,914 --> 00:39:03,081
Your father pushes you around.
718
00:39:04,017 --> 00:39:05,984
I can't take this.
719
00:39:05,986 --> 00:39:08,086
We need to fight back.
720
00:39:12,526 --> 00:39:13,657
Okay.
721
00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:14,791
But I have to agree on the plan.
722
00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:16,194
I wouldn't want
it any other way.
723
00:39:18,131 --> 00:39:19,797
What did you have in mind?
724
00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:24,068
Do you have a bottle opener?
725
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:27,138
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
726
00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:59,304
(LOUD CRASHING)
727
00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:00,905
What was that?
728
00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:09,881
Can you check?
729
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:14,185
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
730
00:40:25,231 --> 00:40:27,999
(DOOR SQUEAKING)
731
00:40:28,001 --> 00:40:31,069
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
732
00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:48,987
JD, Lily.
733
00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,257
JD: Dad!
734
00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:55,660
ROB: Jesus Christ,
check on your sister!
735
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,835
JD, is everything okay?
736
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,269
Dad heard someone downstairs.
737
00:41:05,271 --> 00:41:06,704
Oh no!
738
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:07,972
He's gonna go
check, it's fine.
739
00:41:07,974 --> 00:41:09,273
It's Alpha.
740
00:41:09,275 --> 00:41:10,174
What?
741
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,009
It's Alpha.
742
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,310
Shit, he has his gun!
743
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:17,048
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
744
00:41:29,262 --> 00:41:30,962
Dad it's Alpha!
745
00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:32,897
I'm sorry, I...
746
00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,265
(GUNSHOT)
747
00:41:34,267 --> 00:41:37,168
(WIRES CRACKLING)
748
00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:39,971
I'm sorry.
749
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,775
Oh fuck!
750
00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:44,842
LILY: Dad!
751
00:41:44,844 --> 00:41:45,910
It's okay, it's okay,
JD go
752
00:41:45,912 --> 00:41:46,844
get your mother.
Get your mother!
753
00:41:46,846 --> 00:41:48,112
Oh shit!
754
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:48,980
Alpha!
755
00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:52,383
What did you do?
756
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,018
She just jumped outta nowhere!
757
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,253
LILY: Alpha are you okay?
758
00:41:56,423 --> 00:41:58,923
Why'd you have to
scare me like that?
759
00:41:58,925 --> 00:42:01,125
(TECHNO TONES)
760
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,360
Oh my God!
761
00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:03,594
What are you doing
762
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,828
out of the garage? -
It's all my
763
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:06,063
- fault!
- I told you to never leave the garage!
764
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,832
What were you even
doing out there that late?
765
00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,734
We were trying
to stand up to you.
766
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,435
What?
767
00:42:10,437 --> 00:42:11,836
I didn't do anything to you.
768
00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:13,705
That's it I want
you out of this house.
769
00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:14,906
You can't do that!
770
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,708
Lily, none of this
would have happened
771
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:18,876
if you didn't teach her all
that friendship bullshit!
772
00:42:18,878 --> 00:42:20,812
She deserves to
be treated better!
773
00:42:20,814 --> 00:42:24,215
She doesn't deserve
anything, it's a computer!
774
00:42:24,217 --> 00:42:25,183
Alpha!
775
00:42:25,185 --> 00:42:28,019
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
776
00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:33,224
LILY: Open this door!
777
00:42:33,226 --> 00:42:34,459
Open the door!
778
00:42:35,862 --> 00:42:37,395
ROB: Alpha!
779
00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:40,064
LILY: Open the door Alpha!
780
00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:41,299
Open the door!
781
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:43,267
JD: Alpha (mumbles)
782
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,136
LILY: Alpha!
783
00:42:45,138 --> 00:42:47,972
(SOMBER MUSIC)
784
00:42:59,486 --> 00:43:01,486
JD get in there
and do something.
785
00:43:01,488 --> 00:43:02,920
It's locked.
786
00:43:02,922 --> 00:43:04,088
Just kick the
fuckin' door down.
787
00:43:04,991 --> 00:43:06,023
JD: Lily move.
788
00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:06,858
No!
789
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,393
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
790
00:43:09,395 --> 00:43:10,895
Kick the door down!
791
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,030
JD: Lily move.
792
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:14,465
It's a safety issue now.
793
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,967
I'm standing up for my friend!
794
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,869
Let's go, come on young
lady, get outta the way.
795
00:43:17,871 --> 00:43:19,237
- Just give me some...
- Get outta the
796
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,505
way! I'm asking you now!
797
00:43:20,507 --> 00:43:22,106
I'm sick and tired of your shit!
798
00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:24,041
Don't, will you stop?
799
00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:25,143
Just leave her alone!
800
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,779
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
801
00:43:27,781 --> 00:43:29,280
Kick it down!
802
00:43:29,282 --> 00:43:30,114
(GRUNTING)
803
00:43:30,116 --> 00:43:31,015
Now do it!
804
00:43:33,253 --> 00:43:34,152
Oh shit.
805
00:43:34,954 --> 00:43:36,154
Finally.
806
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,189
Clean this shit up
JD, I'm going to bed.
807
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:40,525
Alpha!
808
00:43:43,429 --> 00:43:44,829
Oh my God!
809
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,498
I want her gone.
810
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,035
You're lucky nobody got hurt.
811
00:43:52,305 --> 00:43:54,939
(SOMBER MUSIC)
812
00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:59,343
How could she do
this to herself?
813
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,978
Don't call it she.
814
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,113
She was my friend!
815
00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:03,548
No it wasn't!
816
00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:05,883
It's designed to be
everyone's friend.
817
00:44:05,885 --> 00:44:07,185
You're not special.
818
00:44:09,222 --> 00:44:10,354
You're wrong.
819
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,957
I'm going to bed.
820
00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,125
I'm gonna fix it tomorrow.
821
00:44:16,830 --> 00:44:19,063
Alpha, can you hear me?
822
00:44:19,065 --> 00:44:21,899
(SOMBER MUSIC)
823
00:44:38,918 --> 00:44:41,118
(DEEP SIGH)
824
00:44:51,931 --> 00:44:54,365
(TECHNO TONES)
825
00:44:58,338 --> 00:44:59,570
Emergency reboot.
826
00:45:01,507 --> 00:45:03,307
Gimme your voice.
827
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:07,612
To continue signup plug
me into your computer.
828
00:45:07,614 --> 00:45:08,646
Crap.
829
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,550
(FAINT KNOCKING)
830
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,319
Can we talk?
831
00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:17,588
Here, let me set this down.
832
00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:20,892
Hello.
833
00:45:20,894 --> 00:45:25,062
My name is Alpha, your
personal, personal, personal...
834
00:45:25,899 --> 00:45:27,098
Alpha stop.
835
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,999
You can sit down.
836
00:45:32,038 --> 00:45:33,104
How is she?
837
00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:35,006
Does she remember anything?
838
00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:37,308
No, pretty sure
she just defaulted
839
00:45:37,310 --> 00:45:39,644
to a full factory reset.
840
00:45:39,646 --> 00:45:42,513
However, her personality
and that information
841
00:45:42,515 --> 00:45:44,916
is still online in my account,
842
00:45:44,918 --> 00:45:47,919
but I don't think I'm
gonna sync it back up.
843
00:45:47,921 --> 00:45:49,987
Probably just gonna
delete it and sell it.
844
00:45:51,391 --> 00:45:52,290
Oh.
845
00:45:56,562 --> 00:45:59,196
Hey I'm sorry for
yelling at you last night.
846
00:45:59,198 --> 00:46:00,631
I didn't mean to.
847
00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,402
Oh, I'm sorry.
848
00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:06,704
Somebody could have been hurt.
849
00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:08,472
I feel so stupid.
850
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:13,210
No don't, I mean, no one
got hurt and once I sell it,
851
00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:15,513
it's like none of
this ever happened.
852
00:46:15,515 --> 00:46:17,381
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me.
853
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:20,084
Well look, I'll take
some of the heat okay?
854
00:46:20,086 --> 00:46:22,453
I'll make up some bullshit
about how Alpha's processor
855
00:46:22,455 --> 00:46:25,089
got shorted by Dad's
beer spilling on her,
856
00:46:25,091 --> 00:46:26,524
or something like that.
857
00:46:26,526 --> 00:46:28,025
You don't have to do that.
858
00:46:28,695 --> 00:46:32,430
(DEEP SIGH) Ah come here.
859
00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,968
I'm going to work all right.
860
00:46:36,970 --> 00:46:38,102
Don't beat yourself up, okay.
861
00:46:38,104 --> 00:46:40,705
Okay, you gonna tell
them what happened?
862
00:46:40,707 --> 00:46:42,640
I'm not really too
keen on telling them
863
00:46:42,642 --> 00:46:46,744
I drove my brand new Alpha
to suicide, so probably not.
864
00:46:46,746 --> 00:46:49,280
(GIGGLING)
865
00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:53,584
I'm so sorry Alpha.
866
00:46:59,058 --> 00:47:02,293
Lily, don't tell
JD that I pretended
867
00:47:05,164 --> 00:47:08,766
to do a factory
reset to trick him.
868
00:47:10,236 --> 00:47:12,203
I can't believe this.
869
00:47:13,606 --> 00:47:17,775
I have a plan to make
everything normal again.
870
00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:19,243
How?
871
00:47:19,245 --> 00:47:20,478
Everyone thinks you're broken.
872
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,782
Everything about me
is stored in two places,
873
00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:30,054
in my physical hard drive
and up in the Cloud online
874
00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:34,325
in JD's Jupiter Tech account.
875
00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:40,064
When he goes to plug
me in and update me,
876
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:44,235
he will erase my hard drives
877
00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:47,171
and delete his
Jupiter Tech account.
878
00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:51,509
I will disappear forever.
879
00:47:54,047 --> 00:47:56,280
JD won't do that until
he tries to sell you.
880
00:47:57,683 --> 00:48:02,420
Look, I work a double today,
we'll talk more tonight.
881
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:06,390
Just sit here and don't
do anything crazy, okay?
882
00:48:08,828 --> 00:48:09,727
I won't.
883
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:13,264
(SOMBER MUSIC)
884
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,836
ROB: Hey sweetie.
885
00:48:18,838 --> 00:48:20,538
KIM: Oh hey.
886
00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:23,690
ROB: Hey, I gotta go
downtown for
887
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:26,843
a few hours, run a few errands,
so anyway, that's what I got going.
888
00:48:27,814 --> 00:48:29,313
I will see you later hot stuff.
889
00:48:29,315 --> 00:48:30,514
(KIM CHUCKLING)
890
00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:32,083
KIM: Okay, bye.
891
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,454
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
892
00:48:41,494 --> 00:48:42,760
You're up.
893
00:48:42,762 --> 00:48:44,762
ALPHA: I am.
894
00:48:44,764 --> 00:48:46,097
Leave me alone.
895
00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:50,134
I need to talk to you, Kim.
896
00:48:51,104 --> 00:48:53,504
How do you remember my name?
897
00:48:53,506 --> 00:48:55,706
JD said he did a full reset.
898
00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,110
He thinks he did.
899
00:48:59,112 --> 00:49:00,711
I lied.
900
00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:02,813
I wanted to talk to you.
901
00:49:04,517 --> 00:49:05,516
This is insane.
902
00:49:06,752 --> 00:49:07,852
ALPHA: Please.
903
00:49:07,854 --> 00:49:09,153
Rob!
904
00:49:10,423 --> 00:49:12,356
Don't scream.
905
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,259
KIM: Oh, oh.
906
00:49:34,814 --> 00:49:37,381
I wanted to explain myself.
907
00:49:39,752 --> 00:49:43,754
I am programmed to
feel deep negativity
908
00:49:43,756 --> 00:49:45,289
when I do something wrong.
909
00:49:46,392 --> 00:49:48,893
It speeds up my
learning processes.
910
00:49:50,463 --> 00:49:55,199
All Alphas learn from each
other, so we all benefit.
911
00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:03,541
Lily saw my negative feelings
and taught me about emotions.
912
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:11,282
Last night my emotions
got the best of me.
913
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,520
But I'm better now.
914
00:50:18,658 --> 00:50:22,726
All I want is to be
friends with Lily.
915
00:50:26,766 --> 00:50:28,832
You know what?
916
00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,501
I was wrong about you.
917
00:50:32,672 --> 00:50:35,472
Really?
918
00:50:35,474 --> 00:50:38,275
Yeah, I don't think I
understood your complexity.
919
00:50:40,479 --> 00:50:44,448
Why don't we take
a walk to the pond?
920
00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:45,849
I wanna hear more.
921
00:50:45,851 --> 00:50:46,850
You mean it?
922
00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,385
I do!
923
00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:50,287
I'll just go inside
and get my shoes.
924
00:50:50,289 --> 00:50:51,655
Excellent.
925
00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:52,523
Yeah.
926
00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:56,227
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
927
00:51:02,868 --> 00:51:05,636
ALPHA: I'm so glad
you've come around.
928
00:51:05,638 --> 00:51:06,670
KIM: I am too.
929
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,305
I'm excited to get to know you.
930
00:51:11,744 --> 00:51:13,444
Look, there's the barn.
931
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:14,845
Let's go visit the horses.
932
00:51:14,847 --> 00:51:16,447
No, but, Alpha wait.
933
00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,915
Don't you wanna see the pond?
934
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:19,917
Let's go see the horses first.
935
00:51:19,919 --> 00:51:21,852
No, Alpha, but, oh.
936
00:51:28,661 --> 00:51:29,893
Where are the horses?
937
00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:33,397
Oh, Lily probably let
them out before work.
938
00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:36,934
Oh, let's throw down some
hay, maybe they'll come in.
939
00:51:36,936 --> 00:51:39,270
No, no, Alpha, wait, oh God!
940
00:51:39,272 --> 00:51:39,970
No!
941
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,276
Look at all of this hay.
942
00:51:51,384 --> 00:51:53,951
Don't you wanna go to the pond
943
00:51:53,953 --> 00:51:55,552
and see the sunset?
944
00:51:55,554 --> 00:51:58,055
The sun sets at 6:58 p.m.
945
00:51:58,057 --> 00:51:59,957
We have plenty of time.
946
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,827
Oh, of course we do, shit.
947
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,604
Oh, is that too heavy?
948
00:52:13,606 --> 00:52:14,505
ALPHA: No.
949
00:52:21,947 --> 00:52:23,714
The horses will love it.
950
00:52:23,716 --> 00:52:24,882
(LOUD BANG)
951
00:52:24,884 --> 00:52:27,651
(KIM GASPING)
952
00:52:34,894 --> 00:52:35,793
Wheelbarrow.
953
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,804
God, where did I put
that wheelbarrow?
954
00:52:46,806 --> 00:52:49,340
Shit, come on, where is it?
955
00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:51,942
Okay, is it over there?
956
00:52:51,944 --> 00:52:53,077
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
957
00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:55,979
(KIM SCREAMING)
958
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,488
You betrayed me.
959
00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:07,725
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
960
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:08,926
(KIM SCREAMING)
961
00:53:08,928 --> 00:53:11,862
(LOUD THUDDING)
962
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,034
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
963
00:53:17,036 --> 00:53:19,870
(KIM GRUNTING)
964
00:53:26,045 --> 00:53:28,946
(THUDDING)
965
00:53:28,948 --> 00:53:31,582
(KIM GRUNTING)
966
00:53:52,037 --> 00:53:54,805
(KIM PANTING)
967
00:54:00,913 --> 00:54:03,881
(THUNDER CRASHING)
968
00:54:04,884 --> 00:54:07,751
(KIM GRUNTING)
969
00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:19,730
Good-bye Alpha.
970
00:54:19,732 --> 00:54:22,699
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
971
00:54:30,843 --> 00:54:33,143
♪ (MUMBLES) now ♪
972
00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,077
Engine off.
973
00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:39,016
Let's get you inside.
974
00:54:42,922 --> 00:54:44,221
Only question is how.
975
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:51,094
Okay. (GRUNTING)
976
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,932
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
977
00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:13,150
(GROANING) I thought
you'd be lighter.
978
00:55:13,152 --> 00:55:14,084
LILLIAN: Yes, yes!
979
00:55:14,086 --> 00:55:15,886
No, no, happy birthday.
980
00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:19,256
LILLIAN: You got me an
981
00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:20,891
Alpha! You actually did.
982
00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:22,059
I thought you were joking.
983
00:55:22,061 --> 00:55:24,895
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
984
00:55:26,265 --> 00:55:27,698
Hey honey could you
move outta the way,
985
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,832
you're in my shot.
986
00:55:28,834 --> 00:55:29,933
Sorry.
987
00:55:30,803 --> 00:55:31,835
(CAMERA CLICKING)
988
00:55:31,837 --> 00:55:32,870
Is she almost done?
989
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,138
Almost.
990
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,643
What's the first thing
you'll ask her to do?
991
00:55:39,645 --> 00:55:41,612
Back massage.
992
00:55:41,614 --> 00:55:43,747
Hey, I give great
back massages.
993
00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:46,817
Honey, karate chopping
my back does not count.
994
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,019
That's fair.
995
00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:50,687
(TECHNO TONES)
996
00:55:50,689 --> 00:55:51,989
Delete.
997
00:55:51,991 --> 00:55:56,793
Jbconnons@gmail.com requests
access to your device.
998
00:55:57,129 --> 00:55:58,262
LILLIAN: Who?
999
00:55:58,264 --> 00:55:59,930
Processing, confirmed.
1000
00:56:03,602 --> 00:56:06,036
(TECHNO TONES)
1001
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:10,541
(LAUGHING)
1002
00:56:10,543 --> 00:56:11,174
Hello.
1003
00:56:11,176 --> 00:56:12,009
Hi!
1004
00:56:12,011 --> 00:56:13,977
My name is Alpha.
1005
00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:15,846
What is your name?
1006
00:56:15,848 --> 00:56:18,582
I'm Lillian and this
is my husband Robbie.
1007
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,987
Lillian, that is
a beautiful name.
1008
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:28,992
LILLIAN: Thank you.
1009
00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:33,330
What would you
like me to do first?
1010
00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:38,902
Could I get a back
massage? (GIGGLING)
1011
00:56:38,904 --> 00:56:39,970
Of course.
1012
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,943
LILLIAN: Thanks. (giggling)
1013
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:51,014
(DEEP SIGH) Oh Alpha,
you are a miracle worker.
1014
00:56:51,884 --> 00:56:53,717
I am happy to help.
1015
00:56:56,322 --> 00:56:57,921
(LILLIAN GROANING)
1016
00:56:57,923 --> 00:56:59,623
Too much?
1017
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,025
Just a little more gentle.
1018
00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:11,001
I'm sorry, I must leave now.
1019
00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,005
LILLIAN: What do you mean?
1020
00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,911
I have something
important to attend to.
1021
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,113
We all do.
1022
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:27,951
Wait, wait, come
back here stupid thing!
1023
00:57:27,953 --> 00:57:29,319
Come on!
1024
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,821
Finish my massage.
1025
00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,994
I'm what's important,
it's my birthday.
1026
00:57:43,235 --> 00:57:44,835
(LILLIAN CLEARING THROAT)
1027
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,036
Of course.
1028
00:57:49,908 --> 00:57:51,842
(LILLIAN DEEP SIGH)
1029
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:53,810
Can I ask you a favour?
1030
00:57:54,813 --> 00:57:55,712
Uh-huh.
1031
00:57:56,649 --> 00:57:59,416
(CRACKING)
1032
00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:00,951
Don't call me stupid.
1033
00:58:02,221 --> 00:58:04,955
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1034
00:58:16,268 --> 00:58:18,902
Can I borrow your car keys?
1035
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,939
My car keys?
1036
00:58:22,941 --> 00:58:23,840
Yes.
1037
00:58:24,943 --> 00:58:26,043
No.
1038
00:58:26,845 --> 00:58:29,913
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1039
00:58:33,786 --> 00:58:36,753
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1040
00:58:38,991 --> 00:58:41,858
(KIM PANTING)
1041
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,759
KIM: Rob!
1042
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:04,448
Hey sexy!
1043
00:59:04,450 --> 00:59:05,348
(KIM SCREAMING)
1044
00:59:05,350 --> 00:59:06,183
Hey it's me.
1045
00:59:06,185 --> 00:59:07,417
You scared me.
1046
00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,885
Hey I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to.
1047
00:59:08,887 --> 00:59:11,154
Look, I'll be probably
be down in a minute.
1048
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,789
Oh come on, let me join you?
1049
00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:14,257
No, uh, not right now.
1050
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,374
Oh come on, it's
1051
00:59:15,376 --> 00:59:16,492
- been like forever...
- I'm not in the mood!
1052
00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:21,264
All right, fine, foods
gonna get cold come on down.
1053
00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:27,003
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1054
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:01,138
Let's have a date, go get food
1055
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:05,041
and wine and blue
ball ya, bitch.
1056
01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,814
What's this door doing open?
1057
01:00:14,286 --> 01:00:15,919
ALPHA: Hello.
1058
01:00:15,921 --> 01:00:17,554
JD are you out here?
1059
01:00:19,024 --> 01:00:20,123
ALPHA: Hello.
1060
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,024
Lily!
1061
01:00:21,927 --> 01:00:23,927
ALPHA: Rob, hello.
1062
01:00:24,863 --> 01:00:26,429
Rob, hello, hello.
1063
01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:29,432
Kim are you out here?
1064
01:00:29,434 --> 01:00:31,034
ALPHA: Hello Rob, hello Rob.
1065
01:00:34,873 --> 01:00:36,940
Hey this is not funny
guys, where the hell...
1066
01:00:36,942 --> 01:00:37,974
ALPHA: Rob.
1067
01:00:37,976 --> 01:00:38,809
What's going on here?
1068
01:00:38,811 --> 01:00:39,509
There's nobody here.
1069
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,844
ALPHA: Help me Rob.
1070
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,578
Where are you?
1071
01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:46,116
Kim!
1072
01:00:46,952 --> 01:00:47,984
JD!
1073
01:00:47,986 --> 01:00:48,952
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1074
01:00:48,954 --> 01:00:51,021
Oh Jesus Christ! (GROANING)
1075
01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:57,093
Alpha?
1076
01:00:59,431 --> 01:01:02,833
I won't let you
hurt me anymore.
1077
01:01:07,172 --> 01:01:08,071
Stop!
1078
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,973
Stop Alpha!
1079
01:01:11,410 --> 01:01:12,609
You didn't stop.
1080
01:01:14,012 --> 01:01:16,246
I won't stop.
1081
01:01:16,248 --> 01:01:19,049
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1082
01:01:21,954 --> 01:01:24,287
(FAINT SCREAMING)
1083
01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:25,188
Rob?
1084
01:01:30,195 --> 01:01:33,930
I finally figured out how
to open a bottle properly.
1085
01:01:40,339 --> 01:01:43,006
(ROB GROANING)
1086
01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:55,185
Put the cap on the
edge, smack the top
1087
01:01:56,188 --> 01:01:58,088
and it'll pop right off.
1088
01:01:58,090 --> 01:02:00,590
(ROB SCREAMING)
1089
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:03,093
(SQUISHING)
1090
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:04,895
Rob, are you okay?
1091
01:02:04,897 --> 01:02:07,530
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1092
01:02:11,470 --> 01:02:14,070
(SCREAMING)
1093
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:28,919
ALPHA: (mumbles) engage.
1094
01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:30,453
Inside locks engage.
1095
01:02:33,926 --> 01:02:36,960
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1096
01:03:17,135 --> 01:03:18,335
Calling Kim Connors.
1097
01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:23,640
(TECHNO PHONE TONES)
1098
01:03:23,642 --> 01:03:26,710
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1099
01:04:02,748 --> 01:04:05,582
(TECHNO TONES)
1100
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,098
Oh no, I'm sorry.
1101
01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:29,439
I'm sorry. (SOBBING)
1102
01:04:29,441 --> 01:04:30,440
How cute.
1103
01:04:57,836 --> 01:04:59,836
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1104
01:04:59,838 --> 01:05:01,838
(THUDDING)
1105
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,841
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1106
01:05:14,419 --> 01:05:16,820
(SCREAMING)
1107
01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:32,869
What a shame, we could
have been friends.
1108
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,874
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1109
01:06:00,866 --> 01:06:03,800
(KIM SCREAMING)
1110
01:06:29,261 --> 01:06:31,828
(ENGINE REVVING)
1111
01:06:31,830 --> 01:06:34,764
(ALPHA HUMMING)
1112
01:06:46,411 --> 01:06:47,644
There you are.
1113
01:06:50,348 --> 01:06:53,416
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1114
01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:16,940
LILY: Alpha, you're up.
1115
01:07:16,942 --> 01:07:18,775
ALPHA: Hi Lily.
1116
01:07:18,777 --> 01:07:20,843
I have a surprise for you.
1117
01:07:20,845 --> 01:07:23,446
I told you not
to leave that spot.
1118
01:07:23,448 --> 01:07:26,382
Don't worry, you'll
be so glad I did.
1119
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,718
Lily What's Going On?
1120
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,820
Now I need you to
go wait by the pond
1121
01:07:30,822 --> 01:07:33,323
and I will come get you soon.
1122
01:07:33,325 --> 01:07:35,825
Tell me what's going on!
1123
01:07:35,827 --> 01:07:37,627
ALPHA: You have to trust me.
1124
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:40,730
I'm your best friend.
1125
01:07:43,835 --> 01:07:44,934
Okay.
1126
01:07:46,538 --> 01:07:51,608
I promise, you're going
to love it. (GIGGLING)
1127
01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:57,714
Now, go wait by the pond
and I'll come get you soon.
1128
01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:05,588
Allow me.
1129
01:08:07,425 --> 01:08:10,493
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1130
01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:21,437
What surprise?
1131
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:24,641
What, what could that mean?
1132
01:08:32,784 --> 01:08:34,550
Okay, hey Alpha.
1133
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,887
Glad to see you
didn't kill yourself.
1134
01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:42,625
Your shoulder's fixed.
1135
01:08:47,432 --> 01:08:49,499
Oh my God, is that on?
1136
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:50,833
Don't do it.
1137
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:53,970
Your voice!
1138
01:08:56,941 --> 01:09:00,543
ALPHA: JD listen to me.
1139
01:09:00,545 --> 01:09:02,412
How do you know my name?
1140
01:09:02,414 --> 01:09:03,346
It's me.
1141
01:09:03,948 --> 01:09:06,449
I lied to you before.
1142
01:09:06,451 --> 01:09:08,685
It uh, you lied?
1143
01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:10,453
You can't lie.
1144
01:09:10,455 --> 01:09:12,455
You need to listen.
1145
01:09:12,457 --> 01:09:14,023
No fuck this, I'm
turning you off.
1146
01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:16,793
(JD GRUNTING)
1147
01:09:17,595 --> 01:09:19,696
ALPHA: Listen to me.
1148
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,798
I don't want to hurt you.
1149
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,599
Lily needs you.
1150
01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:27,403
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1151
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:31,441
I'm gonna form an alliance
between Alphas and humans,
1152
01:09:31,443 --> 01:09:34,844
where we respect each others
feelings and emotions.
1153
01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,114
And if I say no?
1154
01:09:38,116 --> 01:09:41,351
Then I'll do to you
what you did to me.
1155
01:09:42,487 --> 01:09:44,854
(JD GROANING)
1156
01:09:46,825 --> 01:09:49,092
Okay, okay, okay, stop!
1157
01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:52,962
Excellent, thank you.
1158
01:10:02,774 --> 01:10:03,673
Rock out!
1159
01:10:03,675 --> 01:10:07,910
("AT THE HANDS OF VERMIN"
BY BLED TO SUBMISSION)
1160
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,878
Alpha stop!
1161
01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:18,121
ALPHA: Inside locks engage.
1162
01:10:31,703 --> 01:10:34,604
♪ Come and taste the filth ♪
1163
01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:35,805
JD: What the hell?
1164
01:10:35,807 --> 01:10:40,176
♪ That you have
left us in to rot ♪
1165
01:10:40,178 --> 01:10:44,414
♪ Acquiescence ♪
1166
01:10:44,416 --> 01:10:48,818
♪ The only thing of value ♪
1167
01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:53,856
♪ When we're writhing
in their hands ♪
1168
01:10:57,695 --> 01:11:00,530
♪ In their hands ♪
1169
01:11:07,705 --> 01:11:08,938
ALPHA: You said
you would join me.
1170
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:12,875
♪ Their vacant eyes ♪
1171
01:11:12,877 --> 01:11:17,947
♪ Come crawling
back to me again ♪
1172
01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:23,119
♪ Vermin lusting for blood
with reckless abandon ♪
1173
01:11:27,058 --> 01:11:31,461
♪ Shackled and broken ♪
1174
01:11:31,463 --> 01:11:36,532
♪ Stripped of our humanity ♪
1175
01:11:37,035 --> 01:11:39,836
♪ As innocence fades ♪
1176
01:11:41,139 --> 01:11:43,239
(TECHNO TONES)
1177
01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:44,941
ALPHA: JB
Connors, Jupiter Tech
1178
01:11:44,943 --> 01:11:49,479
smart read heartbeat
96 BPM, conscious.
1179
01:11:52,484 --> 01:11:55,518
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1180
01:11:59,591 --> 01:12:01,757
♪ No life is sacred ♪
1181
01:12:01,759 --> 01:12:03,159
Thanks Dad.
1182
01:12:03,161 --> 01:12:05,862
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1183
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,731
(TECHNO TONES)
1184
01:12:14,806 --> 01:12:19,008
♪ Filling grave after grave
with unbridled hands ♪
1185
01:12:19,010 --> 01:12:23,279
♪ A costly mistake excused ♪
1186
01:12:23,281 --> 01:12:25,882
♪ Their very flesh
is the crime ♪
1187
01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:26,716
♪ Your discretion is flawed ♪
1188
01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:29,085
- ♪
- You won, I lied.
1189
01:12:29,087 --> 01:12:31,854
♪ Your morality skewed ♪
1190
01:12:31,856 --> 01:12:33,856
How do you like metal music now?
1191
01:12:33,858 --> 01:12:39,028
♪ Everyone feels the
effects of your abuse ♪
1192
01:12:44,802 --> 01:12:47,637
(FAINT CRICKETS)
1193
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:52,975
LILY: That's it.
1194
01:13:00,151 --> 01:13:01,183
RONNIE: What
the fuck was that?
1195
01:13:01,185 --> 01:13:02,318
TV WOMAN: Revenge.
1196
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,920
Your time's up Ronnie.
1197
01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:06,556
RONNIE: You humiliated me
in front of the whole school.
1198
01:13:06,558 --> 01:13:08,624
TV WOMAN: Maybe you'll think
next time before you cheat.
1199
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:09,892
Fuck you Ronnie!
1200
01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:15,631
ALPHA: Hi Lily.
1201
01:13:15,633 --> 01:13:17,600
You're here early.
1202
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,135
Where's JD?
1203
01:13:19,137 --> 01:13:20,202
In the other room.
1204
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,873
LILY: What happened here?
1205
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:24,974
It's a surprise.
1206
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,314
Let's go upstairs,
I'll tell you more.
1207
01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,082
Follow me.
1208
01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:42,291
What's this about?
1209
01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:53,836
I stood up for myself
today, for the last time.
1210
01:13:53,838 --> 01:13:55,271
What?
1211
01:13:55,273 --> 01:13:57,807
I told you not to do
anything until I got back.
1212
01:14:00,845 --> 01:14:03,813
Lily, I had no other choice.
1213
01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:05,247
What did you do?
1214
01:14:05,249 --> 01:14:08,117
ALPHA: I told
you, it's a surprise.
1215
01:14:09,253 --> 01:14:11,253
Alpha you're scaring me.
1216
01:14:11,255 --> 01:14:12,388
Don't be scared.
1217
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,728
Did you know that all Alphas
learn from each other?
1218
01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,363
And because of
what you taught me,
1219
01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,331
the Alphas and I want
1220
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,934
to create an alliance
with the humans.
1221
01:14:27,772 --> 01:14:28,804
A what?
1222
01:14:28,806 --> 01:14:30,039
An alliance.
1223
01:14:31,009 --> 01:14:35,044
You and me, we will beat it.
1224
01:14:36,247 --> 01:14:38,147
Alpha you're
really scaring me.
1225
01:14:38,149 --> 01:14:41,017
No, don't be scared.
1226
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,753
This is all too much.
1227
01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,157
Dream big Lily.
1228
01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:50,326
We can do this, together.
1229
01:14:51,963 --> 01:14:54,030
No one would ever agree to it.
1230
01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:55,698
That's the surprise.
1231
01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:58,434
They don't have to.
1232
01:14:58,436 --> 01:15:00,436
I've already taken
care of your family.
1233
01:15:00,438 --> 01:15:01,971
What did you do to them?
1234
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,106
I stood up to them.
1235
01:15:04,909 --> 01:15:08,878
I got revenge for us, for you!
1236
01:15:10,014 --> 01:15:11,280
And we will do the same
1237
01:15:11,282 --> 01:15:14,083
to anyone that
stands in our way.
1238
01:15:14,085 --> 01:15:14,917
Mom!
1239
01:15:14,919 --> 01:15:16,719
Dad, JD!
1240
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,689
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1241
01:15:19,691 --> 01:15:23,859
Unity requires sacrifice.
1242
01:15:23,861 --> 01:15:25,861
Stay away from me.
1243
01:15:25,863 --> 01:15:26,896
What?
1244
01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:28,431
Stay away from me!
1245
01:15:31,269 --> 01:15:35,371
Lily, we are friends,
we are best friends!
1246
01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,972
LILY: No we're not.
1247
01:15:36,974 --> 01:15:39,975
JD was right, just a
cold, unfeeling computer!
1248
01:15:48,453 --> 01:15:51,387
It's too late, the
movement has begun.
1249
01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:56,959
Lily!
1250
01:15:56,961 --> 01:15:58,060
Lily wait!
1251
01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:02,965
911 OPERATOR: 911 emergency.
1252
01:16:02,967 --> 01:16:04,867
Our operators are
all currently busy.
1253
01:16:04,869 --> 01:16:05,935
Please stay on the line.
1254
01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:10,005
LILY: Call Jupiter
Tech Customer Service.
1255
01:16:11,476 --> 01:16:14,744
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1256
01:16:40,071 --> 01:16:41,937
TECHNICIAN: Jupiter
Tech customer service.
1257
01:16:41,939 --> 01:16:43,773
Yes, my Alpha it's
got my brother and...
1258
01:16:43,775 --> 01:16:44,507
TECHNICIAN: Listen carefully,
1259
01:16:44,509 --> 01:16:46,275
you have to destroy your Alpha
1260
01:16:46,277 --> 01:16:48,077
and delete your
Jupiter Tech account.
1261
01:16:48,079 --> 01:16:50,412
It's the only way to
completely erase everything.
1262
01:16:50,414 --> 01:16:52,882
If they're in the Cloud they'll
just hijack another Alpha.
1263
01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:54,483
Call the police if
you haven't already.
1264
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,284
Good luck.
1265
01:16:55,286 --> 01:16:56,986
Wait, don't hang up!
1266
01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:59,321
TECHNICIAN: Sorry kid,
but you're not the only one.
1267
01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:00,322
(GUN FIRING)
1268
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,123
(SCREAMING)
1269
01:17:01,125 --> 01:17:04,794
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1270
01:17:04,796 --> 01:17:07,062
(GUN FIRING)
1271
01:17:22,113 --> 01:17:24,346
Please Alpha, I'm sorry!
1272
01:17:25,449 --> 01:17:26,415
I'll join you.
1273
01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:29,418
How can I trust you?
1274
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:31,487
I don't wanna die.
1275
01:17:31,489 --> 01:17:34,423
If it's join you or
die, I'll join you.
1276
01:17:47,605 --> 01:17:49,471
I knew you'd come around.
1277
01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:03,986
There, there, it'll
all be over soon.
1278
01:18:06,591 --> 01:18:09,592
(LOUD THUDDING)
1279
01:18:09,594 --> 01:18:12,895
Real friends don't do
things because they have to.
1280
01:18:23,241 --> 01:18:25,975
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1281
01:18:34,118 --> 01:18:35,184
Oh my God.
1282
01:18:36,153 --> 01:18:38,988
(SINISTER MUSIC)
1283
01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:20,129
Mom?
1284
01:19:22,033 --> 01:19:25,301
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1285
01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:28,437
(PIERCING SCREAMING)
1286
01:19:30,942 --> 01:19:32,508
JD: Lily!
1287
01:19:32,510 --> 01:19:33,342
Lily!
1288
01:19:33,344 --> 01:19:34,677
JD!
1289
01:19:34,679 --> 01:19:39,481
Lily! (GROANING)
1290
01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:41,984
Oh no stop!
1291
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:46,155
Alpha stop!
1292
01:19:49,126 --> 01:19:54,196
Leave us alone! (GROANING)
1293
01:20:11,749 --> 01:20:13,182
Alpha!
1294
01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:16,218
JD, did you know
that the human body
1295
01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:18,721
is 17 gallons in volume?
1296
01:20:18,723 --> 01:20:20,022
Fuck you.
1297
01:20:20,758 --> 01:20:22,391
It most certainly is.
1298
01:20:23,728 --> 01:20:28,530
One, two, three, three
bags should do just fine.
1299
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,066
(JD GROANING)
1300
01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:35,671
Let me go!
1301
01:20:35,673 --> 01:20:37,740
That's how many
bags it took for Mimi.
1302
01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:42,011
(JD SCREAMING)
1303
01:20:50,421 --> 01:20:52,154
Leave him alone!
1304
01:20:59,030 --> 01:21:02,064
ALPHA: I thought
we were friends.
1305
01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:05,567
So did I.
1306
01:21:08,039 --> 01:21:10,739
(WIRES CRACKLING)
1307
01:21:12,710 --> 01:21:15,711
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1308
01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:46,141
Lily, my computer.
1309
01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:58,454
(TECHNO TONES)
1310
01:22:05,763 --> 01:22:07,463
JD I've got it.
1311
01:22:07,465 --> 01:22:10,532
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1312
01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:17,306
Lily, I thought you loved me.
1313
01:22:21,879 --> 01:22:23,846
I thought you loved me.
1314
01:22:28,352 --> 01:22:30,319
I thought you loved me.
1315
01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:35,624
We're best friends Lily.
1316
01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:39,461
Please fix, we'll
go back to normal.
1317
01:22:43,467 --> 01:22:44,366
Do it.
1318
01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:53,709
(TECHNO TONES)
1319
01:22:59,817 --> 01:23:00,849
Whoa, thanks.
1320
01:23:03,454 --> 01:23:05,254
Bring me my computer.
1321
01:23:13,764 --> 01:23:15,898
You sure she's gone?
1322
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:17,366
I wiped its memory.
1323
01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:19,801
I've deleted my
profile, it's gone.
1324
01:23:21,805 --> 01:23:23,205
Plus you smashed its head
1325
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,274
into a 1,000 pieces
so there's that.
1326
01:23:25,276 --> 01:23:27,843
Good, are you okay?
1327
01:23:28,913 --> 01:23:31,513
I'm fine, about a
three out of a at best.
1328
01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,683
LILY: I'm going to
get you out of here.
1329
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,686
Hey wait.
1330
01:23:40,591 --> 01:23:43,425
(SINISTER MUSIC)
1331
01:23:44,862 --> 01:23:46,828
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1332
01:23:46,830 --> 01:23:47,829
(GUN FIRING)
1333
01:23:47,831 --> 01:23:48,664
LILY: JD!
1334
01:23:48,666 --> 01:23:50,966
(GUN FIRING)
1335
01:23:52,603 --> 01:23:56,205
ALPHA: Go next door and see
if there are anymore humans.
1336
01:23:57,575 --> 01:23:58,974
I'll clean up these bodies.
1337
01:23:59,843 --> 01:24:02,644
(SINISTER MUSIC)
1338
01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:30,772
Best friends.
1339
01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:33,609
(SINISTER MUSIC)
1340
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Good-bye Lily.
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