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♪♪
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Point in line, advance, lunge!
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Point in line,
advance, lunge!
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Please. I come in peace...
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with din‐din!
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Wow, Syd.
You've really gotten good.
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Well, I am trying out
for the girls fencing team.
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You're trying out for
the girls fencing team?
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There's a girls
fencing team?
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I know. Isn't it cool?!
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All the girls taking it in PE
asked the school to start one.
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And they just said yes?
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Well, we were holding swords.
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Everyone, I have news.
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Big news, that could change
my entire college experience.
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What is it?
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A parking spot
opened up
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in front of
the main building.
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I hear that's what kept
Einstein from dropping out.
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You don't get it, old dude.
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My parking spot now is,
legit, a mile away.
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But there's a student ahead
of me on the wait list,
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so I have to convince
the kid in Transportation
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to give the spot to me!
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So, what's your plan?
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(chuckling)
I have my charms.
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Seriously, what's your plan?
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You're right.
I have to rethink.
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(knocking)
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Olive, what's with the vest?
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You look like you're about
to climb down a manhole.
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Syd, I was at school
at a Safety Club meeting,
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and saw the sign‐up sheets
for the Fencing Team.
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Tons of girls are trying out!
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What? I didn't know
so many girls were into fencing!
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It's probably because
they all read
Lady of the Sword
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and want to be Katlyn.
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What's Lady of the Sword ?
Who's Katlyn?
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Why do 12‐year‐olds
always know more than I do?
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Lady of the Sword
is the best book ever.
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And Katlyn is its
sword‐wielding heroine.
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Personally I identify
with her trusted advisor:
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a wise, thousand‐year‐old
owl named...
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(in British accent):
Felonious.
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If I'm gonna make that team,
I better bring it.
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Hey, uh, Syd?
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Let me know if you need
someone to... practice with!
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On second thought,
I'd better start dinner.
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(theme song plays)
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♪ Like father, like daughter,we don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youis like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things change,the more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughter,from different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestfrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The morethey stay the same ♪
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♪ The morethey stay the same ♪
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♪♪
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Wow! There are even
more girls trying out
than I thought!
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Okay, girls, huddle up!
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I'm Coach Carlock!
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And I have great news!
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I just found out,
Franklin across town,
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is also starting
a girls fencing team.
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So, you know what that means?
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That we have another team
to play against?
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No... to crush!
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So, let's get started!
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All right!
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I'm gonna call you up
two at a time.
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See what you got!
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Good.
This'll give me time
to mentally prepare.
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‐Sydney Reynolds!
‐Guess I'm prepared.
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And Hannah Watson!
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All right. Take your places.
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Good to go?
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‐Yep.
‐All good.
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All right. Now,
this isn't a match.
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So, let's just have some fun.
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Ready, fence!
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(metallic clinking)
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Coach Carlock:
Uh‐huh. Uh‐huh,
uh‐huh, uh‐huh.
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I love this thing!
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Good protection and doubles
as a pasta strainer!
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‐(metal scraping)
‐(grunting)
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Put her in a half nelson!
Put her in a half nelson!
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Huh?
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Sorry.
I also coach wrestling.
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Continue.
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♪♪
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Hey, Mom!
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Whassuuup?
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Whassuuup?
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Shh! I'm on the phone
with my boss.
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That's too bad about
your son's bar mitzvah,
Marlene,
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but I don't know
any videographers
that could fill in.
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We'll do it, Mom! Me!
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Us! We'll do it!
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Nope! Don't know a soul.
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Okay! See you at work.
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Mom! You know
we want to start
a videography business.
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Why didn't you recommend me?
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So you expect me
to recommend you,
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even though you have
no experience,
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and you're 12 years old,
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just because you're my son?
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‐Yes!
‐No!
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I saw that trap coming!
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Max, this is my boss.
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You're not asking me
to get you a job,
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you're asking me
to lose mine.
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Which brings us to the end
of this conversation.
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Good talk.
Keep in touch.
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This could've finally
been our big break!
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I know I'm only 12,
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but I already feel
the clock ticking.
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Man, I wish we had a way
to call my mom's boss back
and ask for the job.
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That's it!
We can dial star‐69.
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It calls back
the last person
that called you.
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Wait, I just remembered.
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It costs 99 cents.
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So?
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The phone bill doesn't
come for a month!
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That's Future Max's problem!
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(beeping)
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(in deep voice):
Hi, I'm a professional
videographer.
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Judy Reynolds
recommended we call.
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(normal voice):
She wants to meet us!
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(in deep voice):
Yeah, yeah, tomorrow's good.
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Anytime after school‐‐
I mean, work!
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♪♪
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I just know that I could've
done better today!
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All the coach said
about me was...
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(monotone):
"Uh‐huh. Uh‐huh,
uh‐huh, uh‐huh."
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Syd, please tell me
you're still not obsessing
about your try‐out.
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I'm sure you did great!
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Okay! Time to get
that parking spot!
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You know, I almost wore
that exact outfit today!
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Then I realized,
I'm not crazy.
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No, I did a deep dive
on social media.
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It turns out Miles Dowaliby
in the Transpo Office
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is obsessed with cats!
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Not surprisingly,
he still lives
with his mother.
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Oh. Sorry, Max.
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You know, why don't
you two go to the mall,
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and you try to get your mind
off the try‐outs?
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I don't think
empty consumerism is gonna
take my mind off of this.
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‐Here's my credit card.
‐It's worth a try.
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Max:
Mm‐hmm.
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Ah! Can I help you?
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Yeah. I'm looking
for a new bike.
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Need to stay in top shape
to keep up with my kids.
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‐How many do you have?
‐Thirty.
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Thirty?!
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Wow, you really
are in top shape!
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(chuckles) No.
No, by "kids,"
I mean students.
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I coach over at
Clara Barton Middle.
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‐Is that right?
What do you coach?
‐Fencing.
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Wrestling.
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Badminton.
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You know, as chance
would have it,
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my daughter, Sydney,
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tried out for
the fencing team today.
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So, how'd she do?
She make the team?
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Well, I haven't made
any decisions yet.
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Well, I don't mean
to brag, but, uh...
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Sydney's quite
the talented fencer.
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Just the other day,
she knocked a baguette
right outta my hand.
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Need I say more?
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I'm good.
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Oh, wow!
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Wow! This Trailblazer X200
is a beaut!
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Oh, but way out
of my price range.
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You know, it might not be
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after I apply the 40% off
Family and Friends discount.
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Well, I'm not
family or friends.
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No, Coach. The way
you dedicate your life
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to those kids,
you're a hero.
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Actually, more of a super‐hero.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Look, you're being
very generous, but...
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No "buts"!
I'll be insulted
if you don't take it.
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‐Okay, I'm taking it!
‐Great!
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♪♪
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Dad, guess what!
I made the fencing team!
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What?!
Congratulations, honey!
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(chuckles)
You made the team!
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You made the team!
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Dad?
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Guess I'll do my big finish
in the storeroom.
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Hey! Where's
the Trailblazer X200?
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I, uh, sold it yesterday.
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Get out!
That bike's a fortune!
Who bought it?
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You know, I, uh...
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I don't remember.
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You don't remember
who you sold
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the most expensive bike
in the store to?
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Frank Carlock?
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You sold the bike
to my fencing coach?
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At 40% off?!
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Did I?
So much happened today!
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The smoothie machine jammed.
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‐And I found a dollar
under the‐‐
‐Dad!
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You bribed my way
onto the team!
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What?
I just did something
nice for your coach.
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Who, in turn, did
a nice thing for you.
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Put your daughter on the team.
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‐Sydney.
‐You know who you didn't
do a nice thing for?
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Me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hey, Syd.
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How much longer you gonna
go on without talking to me?
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How could you bribe
my coach, Dad?
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I guess I got my answer.
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I'm sorry.
I was just trying
to give you a leg up.
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But why?
Don't you believe in me?
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Don't you think I'm good
enough to be on the team?
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Of course I do, I just‐‐
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I know how much
you wanted it.
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Nothing makes me happier
than seeing you happy.
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I'd rather be disappointed
not getting on the team
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than feel like
I didn't earn it.
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What are you gonna do
when I apply to college?
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Send a bike
with each application?
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I know! I know.
I messed up big time.
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And I'm so, so sorry.
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I got your text!
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Congratulations!
You made the fencing team!
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Why is this a one‐way hug?
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It's my fault. I may have
influenced Sydney's coach
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by giving him
a discount on a bike.
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I can't believe it.
Who raised you‐‐
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Well, I'm sure
she tried her best.
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And now I don't know
if I deserve
to be on the team.
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Should I quit?
Should I not quit?
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‐Do I get a vote?
‐Both: No!
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Well, I have a parking spot
to land.
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What happened
with your kitty cat caper?
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Total bust.
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It turns out, I looked up
the wrong Miles Dowaliby.
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This one hates cats,
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thinks they're
secretly witches.
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That dude watches too much TV.
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Well, I hope you learned
your lesson.
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I did.
I need to up my game.
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The real Miles Dowaliby
loves national monuments,
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his dog, his mother,
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and velociraptors.
251
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,656
So I paid an art student
to paint this.
252
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,535
How is you giving him
a present different
253
00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,787
than me giving Coach Carlock
a discount?
254
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,997
How is it different?
255
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,208
How is it different?!
256
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,419
Max, I want you to think
long and hard about
how it is different.
257
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,171
And when you have an answer,
258
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,965
let me know.
259
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,968
♪♪
260
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,056
Oh. Sorry, kids.
261
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,600
If you're looking
for the little boys room,
it's up the hall.
262
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,061
No, Mrs. Silverman.
263
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,939
I'm Maxwell and this is
my associate, Leonard.
264
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,024
We're the videographers
you talked to on the phone.
265
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,444
Are you telling me
you two make videos
for Judy Reynolds?
266
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,238
We film all
of her birthdays.
267
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,364
Even her son's.
268
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,284
And by the way, what
a handsome, charming boy.
269
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,371
Sorry, this isn't
gonna work.
270
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,539
You're kids.
271
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,124
I've got shoes
older than you.
272
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,460
But who better to film
a kid's party than a kid?
273
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,297
Yeah, we know
what they're into.
274
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,840
Let me guess, Adam.
275
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,676
Video games, milkshakes,
and anything that explodes?
276
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,053
You so get me.
277
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,265
I want them, Mom.
278
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,102
Well, I am desperate.
279
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,146
And have absolutely
no other options.
280
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,608
None.
281
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,152
(whispering):
I like where this is going.
282
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,572
Fine. You're hired.
283
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,282
Let's talk about your fee.
284
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:42,035
Whatever her first offer is,
turn it down.
285
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,995
Remember, poker face.
286
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,040
‐The job pays $500.
‐You're crazy!
287
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,543
He means we'll take it.
288
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,130
There you are.
289
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,090
So, what are you gonna do
about the fencing team?
290
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,008
Are you staying
or quitting?
291
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,093
Well, since I still
don't know for sure
292
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,137
if the you‐know‐what
made the difference‐‐
293
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,597
‐You mean the bribe?
‐Bup‐bup‐bup!
294
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,100
Staying.
295
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,393
I'm gonna work my butt off
and prove to myself
296
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,937
that I deserve to be on it.
297
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,940
Oh, hey, Hannah.
298
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,983
Looks like you and I
are gonna be teammates.
299
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,319
What are you talking about?
I didn't make the team.
300
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,113
‐You didn't?
‐No.
301
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,032
Coach said
I just missed the cut.
302
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,033
It stinks.
303
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,831
Oh no, I thought Hannah
was better than me at tryouts.
304
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,917
What if I took her spot
because of what my dad did?
305
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,961
‐You mean the bribe?
‐Would you stop it?!
306
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,299
Hannah?
307
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,551
I want you to have
my spot on the fencing team.
308
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,012
What? Why would you
give your spot to me?
309
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,472
Because I think
you deserve it.
310
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,140
No, thanks.
311
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,101
I want to be on the team
because I earned it.
312
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,061
Not because someone
did me a favor.
313
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,563
Yeah, there's a lot
of that going around.
314
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,149
I know.
315
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,442
Why don't we let Coach decide?
316
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,946
Coach Carlock?
317
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,365
I want to give Hannah
my spot on the fencing team.
318
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,616
Why would you do that?
319
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,326
Because...
320
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,870
I think she might be
a teensie, weensie bit
better than me
321
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,957
and I want to...
crush Franklin!
322
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,043
Ooh! I like that attitude.
323
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,962
But I don't want it
just given to me.
324
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,008
How 'bout Hannah
and I try out again?
325
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,135
A real match‐‐
winner gets the spot.
326
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,636
You good with this, Hannah?
327
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,222
‐Bring it on.
‐All right.
328
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,183
Then I'll see you two
tomorrow before practice.
329
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,519
Oh! I am pumped!
330
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,188
♪♪
331
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,191
Dad! Dad!
Guess what?
332
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,110
Coach Carlock agreed
to another tryout
333
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,237
between Syd and another girl
who almost made the team.
334
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,949
Oh! Sorry, Sydney has
something to tell you.
335
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,077
Syd, how'd you get him to agree?
336
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,829
I spoke coach.
337
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,497
(in deep voice):
"Winners, losers,
338
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,542
crush Franklin,
rah, rah, rah. "
339
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,462
But, honey, what if you lose?
340
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,672
Well, at least I'll know
whether I belong
on the team or not.
341
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,090
Wow, Syd. I'm impressed.
And don't worry.
342
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,260
I will never again
try to give you
an unfair advantage.
343
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,262
No more favors.
Disappointments
are part of life.
344
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,139
And I got to let you
go through them.
345
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,558
No matter how difficult
it is to see my little girl...
346
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,810
‐Uh, Dad?
‐Happy Dad's back.
347
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,897
Max! Syd! Olive!
348
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,857
People I don't care about!
349
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,192
I got the parking spot!
350
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,111
‐Congratulations!
‐This calls for
a smoothie‐bration!
351
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,741
Hey, Coach.
What can I do for you?
352
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,910
Afraid I gotta
return the bike.
353
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,537
My wife reminded me
we needed the money
for a new water heater.
354
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,831
Sure thing. Just need
to see the receipt.
Store policy.
355
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,167
Yeah, man, I can't find it.
356
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,212
‐No problem.
‐Ah, thanks.
357
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,047
Appreciate the favor.
358
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,216
Favor, huh?
359
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,594
Um, actually, you know,
there is a problem.
360
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,721
No receipt, no return.
361
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,764
What?
362
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,182
I just bought it two days ago.
363
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,517
Yeah, but I can't give
you special treatment
364
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,060
just because you're
my daughter's coach.
365
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,480
Uh, whatever happened to
"friends and family"?
366
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,689
You called me a hero!
367
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,233
Heroes keep receipts.
368
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,987
Syd, is that Coach Carlock
arguing with your dad?
369
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,030
Come on, man,
give me a break!
370
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,365
‐Oh, no.
‐Max: Sorry, can't do it.
371
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,368
I will never step foot
in this place again.
372
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,164
Dad, what's going on?
373
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,041
You'll be so proud of me, Syd.
374
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,418
Your coach wanted to return
the bike without a receipt,
375
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,130
but no special favors,
right?
376
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,673
What have you done?!
377
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,302
Now the coach is so mad,
he's gonna take it out on me.
378
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,179
But I was just trying to
not give you a leg up.
379
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,098
But now you've
given me a leg down.
380
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,308
Why can't you just
leave my leg in neutral?
381
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,185
♪♪
382
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,981
♪♪
383
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,068
And... action.
384
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,237
I'm standing here withthe star of the evening,
385
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,239
Adam,the bar mitzvah boy.
386
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,534
Now, Adam, tell me,how does it feelto be a man?
387
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,202
It's okay.
388
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,204
Did you hear that?He's okay!
389
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,625
Max, we got a problem!
390
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,794
The kid's miserable.
391
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,004
Go to the chocolate fountain!
392
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:05,256
I'd love to, but what
should I do with Adam?
393
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,134
With Adam.
With Adam!
394
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,596
Adam?
Let's get a shot of you
395
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,014
tasting the chocolate
fountain for the first time.
396
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,183
‐Really? Cool!
‐Yeah!
397
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,105
Adam! What do you think
you're doing?
398
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,192
You're gonna get
that chocolate all over
your nice white jacket.
399
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,569
I'm only wearing it
because you made me.
400
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:30,406
And you look so handsome.
401
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,576
Now go straighten
your Aunt Ethel's wig
402
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,161
and ask her to dance.
403
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,704
And smile!
404
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,956
Would it kill you
to smile?
405
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,876
This party stinks.
406
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,753
My mom won't let me
have any fun.
407
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,174
Don't worry.
I'll edit that out.
408
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,471
Judy!
409
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,014
Oh, hi, Marlene.
410
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,266
Oh my gosh,
everything is so beautiful.
411
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,185
And I'm not just saying that
because you're my boss.
412
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,853
Yes, you are.
413
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,772
Can't it be both?
414
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,859
Thanks. Only took me
a year to plan it.
415
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,487
And my son's
acting like it's the worst
night of his life.
416
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,572
Well, this is the best
night of my life.
417
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,657
We get it, Judy.
418
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118
Hey, I'm sorry about
the last‐minute invite.
419
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,495
But it was
the least I could do
420
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,038
after you recommended
those videographers.
421
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,707
What videographers?
422
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,670
Hey, Leo.
Let's get a shot
of the dance floor.
423
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,465
(both scream)
424
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,177
Mom, what are you doing here?
425
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,845
What are you doing here?
426
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,305
I don't know how
you got this job,
427
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,849
but if you lose it,
it's going to cost me mine.
428
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,519
That's why I'm going to be
next to you every single minute.
429
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,688
Actually, we're not
looking for a partner.
430
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,649
But what do you know?
We found one.
431
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,025
(nervous chuckle)
432
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,027
I'm never gonna
make the team now.
433
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,029
Not after my dad
ticked off the coach.
434
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,323
Don't worry. He's not
gonna take it out on you.
435
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,118
‐Hi, Coach!
‐Uh‐huh.
436
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,872
Okay, before
we start practice,
437
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,041
we're gonna have
one more tryout
438
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,960
between Hannah Watson
and Sydney Reynolds.
439
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,378
Whoo whoo!
440
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,964
Are you gonna be trouble?
441
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,633
No. I'm with
emergency preparedness.
442
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,594
I'm here to stop trouble.
443
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,433
Anyway... okay.
444
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,102
First one to five points
wins the match.
445
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,979
All right.
Girls, take your places.
446
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,564
You got this.
447
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,400
‐Good luck.
‐May the best fencer win.
448
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,489
Ready? Fence!
449
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,034
(metal clinking)
450
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,494
Point! Watson.
451
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,787
Come on, Syd.
452
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,123
Ready? Fence!
453
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,208
(metal clinking)
454
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,170
Yes!
455
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,299
Coach, I just scored a point.
Why didn't you call it?
456
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,592
Because it wasn't a point.
457
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,968
You never established
point of line.
458
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,512
‐But‐‐
‐Penalty! Reynolds.
459
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,140
‐What? Why?
‐Arguing with a call.
460
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,060
Point, Watson.
That's two, zip.
461
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,186
Oh, no.
462
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,938
Ready? Fence!
463
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,317
(metal clinking)
464
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,028
Point! Reynolds.
465
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,946
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
466
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,659
Back to you, Coach!
467
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,331
Okay, top five things
on the kids buffet.
468
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,874
Go!
469
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,168
You're spending
too much time on the kids.
Film the cousins' table!
470
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,379
Okay, let me get in position.
471
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,882
Oh, go get the grandparents
on the dance floor!
472
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,175
It could be their final dance.
473
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,053
Of the evening!
474
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,431
Oh, my boss is talking
to her sister!
475
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,808
Get that, Leo.
Get that!
476
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,102
You told me to get
the grandparents!
477
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,478
What story are we telling?!
478
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,688
Give me that.
479
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,897
I will do it myself.
480
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,275
‐Oh!
‐(crowd gasps)
481
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,195
Oh, no! I am so fired.
482
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,198
No, you're not!
483
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,074
Adam!
484
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,326
Your suit is ruined!
485
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,328
I am so sorry!
486
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,246
It's all my fault.
487
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,999
Because of you,
he's covered in chocolate!
488
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,298
Adam!
489
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,134
Adam!
490
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,220
Crowd:
Adam! Adam!
491
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,432
‐Adam!
‐Who wants chocolate?
492
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,225
It's on me!
493
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,060
(all laughing)
494
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,937
Look, he's smiling!
495
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,231
He's finally
having a good time!
496
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,024
‐Are you getting this?
‐I'm all over it!
497
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,069
Maxwell, Leonard, thank you.
498
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,156
You really saved
Adam's big day.
499
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,659
Well, let's not forget
who recommended them.
500
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,871
And truth be told,
Max happens to be my son.
501
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,247
Why didn't you tell me?
502
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,167
I wanted him to earn it
on his own and...
503
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,126
I guess he did.
504
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,253
Well, you got
a good kid there, Judy.
505
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,090
Mom, anything
you wanna say to us?
506
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,633
Yes.
507
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,844
I'm sorry I almost
ruined your first job.
508
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,264
Leo, are you getting this?!
She's apologizing!
509
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,099
Now let's talk about you
going behind my back.
510
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,852
Don't worry.
I'll edit this part out.
511
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,312
♪♪
512
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,147
(metal clinking)
513
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,234
‐(Sydney grunts)
‐Point! Watson.
514
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,944
The score is tied.
Four a‐piece.
515
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,654
Next point wins.
516
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,239
I can't watch!
517
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,203
Ready? Fence!
518
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,456
(metal clinking)
519
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,134
Point and match, Reynolds!
520
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,136
‐She wins.
‐(applause)
521
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,974
No doubt about it now.
You definitely
belong on the team.
522
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,101
I guess I really do!
523
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,524
‐Great match, Sydney.
‐You too, Hannah.
524
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,236
Congratulations, Sydney.
Welcome to the team.
525
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,238
Thanks, Coach, but...
526
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,490
I don't want the spot unless
Hannah's on the team, too.
527
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,451
If I earned it, she earned it.
528
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,080
Don't worry.
Watson's on the team, too.
529
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,374
‐I am?!
‐Oh, Charlotte
quit this morning
530
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,251
and joined
the badminton team.
531
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,127
Who gives up a sword
for a skinny racket?!
532
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,714
So why'd you have us
go ahead with the match?
533
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:25,845
Cause I love the hot liquid
soul‐fire of competition!
534
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,930
And now, we can...
535
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,933
All:
Crush Franklin!
536
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,560
♪♪
537
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,648
Hey, Syd, you already
made the team.
538
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,108
Don't you wanna
take a break?
539
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,026
Did you say something, Dad?
540
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,070
Wait, if that's you, who's‐‐?
541
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,030
(in British accent):
It is I...
542
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,283
Katlyn's twin sister,
Matlyn.
543
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,035
I had been turned into an owl
by an evil sorcerer.
544
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,079
But how? Why?
545
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,248
Dad, read the book.
Otherwise, we're gonna
be here all day.
546
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,796
That walk from my car
to class is killing me.
547
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,924
My dogs are barking so bad,
I think they might have rabies.
548
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,554
You changed your mind
and gave up your parking spot,
didn't you?
549
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,097
No comment!
550
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,974
I'm proud of you, Grandma.
551
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,267
No, I'm proud of you, Noodle.
552
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:16,103
You set such
a great example.
553
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,397
Now I just have to figure out
what I'm gonna do with this.
554
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,857
Why don't you
just throw it out?
555
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,525
Hey! I paid good money for this.
556
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,110
Is that a raptor?
557
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,072
Okay! Now it's garbage.
558
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,827
♪♪
559
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:57,978
Man:
Oh, yeah.
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