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You must be wondering ‘who said this to whom’
...He is saying this to himself !
This is our SWARTHARATNA (selfish gem)
What the hell is this !
Sleeping on the floor, twirled like a cashew nut!
What if I had tripped?!
Would your dad take me to the hospital?!!
Hey! You kick me out of the bed last night,
keeping my bed sheet to yourself
and now, you shout at me ?!
What?! ...Your bed sheet?!
The lord has mentioned in the Gita
“something that was someone else’s yesterday,
May be yours today, and will be someone else’s tomorrow.”
Get out of my way
and...This is me
Anganchiya?! (meaning “is that so”.)
Uttering this word is a habit in me
So much so, friends have nick named me ‘Anganchiya.’
Hey,My tooth brush!
Ah! my tooth paste...
my underwear?
Thank god! You got saved.
Muttering: its so late already, thank god for my bicycle
My cycle keys!
Eh!!
Hi RM, Ramamani
I am PM, Priyamani
Whatever! As long there is mani (pearl)
Come I will give you a drop
Accept a drop from you!!, no way
Fine then,...
I will go my way
Hey, Srikantha
Why go limping?
Come, I will drop you
Forget it...I’d rather limp
than jump in behind you
What ever suits you
Got to get this fellow
Hey, First Rank Raju
Why are you walking so seriously?
Come with me I will give you a ride
Don’t disturb me...
if I walk 125 steps per minute
I will reach college in 20 minutes
Hey, first rank...if you come with me ,
we will reach within 15 minutes
You could convert your
physical energy to mental energy and
use it to achieve first rank, this semester too..
Is it so?...
Come on that’s the way
Hey! this is not fair you said will take equal turns cycling
Of course, you cycle uphill...
I cycle downhill!!
I am drained out of both
my physical and mental energy
How do I write the exam?
I’ll never come with you again...
it’s ok, even if I get second rank
Hey, Raju...
how can you walk away
without parking the cycle?!
Selfish fellow!
Hey, Do you know what the time is...?
Good morning, madam
Is this how you come for exams?
come on, remove the top!
...eh... not here madam!
Unzip I say!
what kind of examination is this?
Hey, I mean your jacket!
Oops. my Jacket zip, is it?!!
Go and sit now...
Thank you, madam,
Thanking her for me removing clothes?!
Hey, pass the chit...
Get lost!
this guy gifts me a T-shirt and insists
that I wear it for my exams...
Can you believe it ?!
My god! she finished so early
Hey, give me the chits I say
Wow, got the paper...
I’ll be the topper...
‘GO TO HELL’!
Bloody loafer!
Hey, how can you expect him to help you?
has he ever thrown anything
in the anybody’s direction?
Its not about anybody’s direction..
it is..
Oh my god, Katappa!
Looks like he is waiting for someone
Hey, take your cycle keys...
after all, you’re the owner
How come this new tune?
Of course, you’re the owner!
Take it
my leg!...Katappa why are you holding my feet?
looking for something?
Is this your cycle?
You doubt it? Let me clear it for you...
Hey! tell him who the owner is
He is the owner!
Rascal! How dare you remove my bike
and park your cycle in its place!
Silence!!
Sir, they are silent...its you
who has stuffed something in your ear
I know that!
You guys don’t know about me...
In my college, everything has to
happen as per my vision!
If anything, untoward catches my eye...
I am not going to keep quiet.
I’ll put you in the right place
Sir, all of them left already
Gowri...what is your job?
Sweeping, sir
And what about the bell?!
You expect me to handle that myself?!
Sweep and ring the bell...
Sweep and ring the bell...thats it
What are you looking at my face for?
Put that into the dustbin!
If you get to see some stuff on her,
I’ll pay you a thousand bucks.
What are doing?
You think this is the dustbin?!
There is more thrash in your mind
than in the dustbin
Is that all?...
Thank god, I didn’t pay for it...
Hey, how dare you litter the place,
don’t you have any common sense?
Can’t you put it in the dustbin?
Here, keep the place clean.
Listen dude...
listen I say !!
Shut up man! Bro is falling in love here...
The bro here is also in love !
Quite man! Don’t disturb
..as I was watching her...
I got pangs in my stomach...
wonder which corner of the college
she was hiding till now...
comes out today and
sweeps me off my feet!!
You have fallen in love with the broom??
No man!!..
this was the first time I saw her
This is the first gift from her...
Her!
Who’s this ‘her’?
Is it Gowri? ..the maid!
At least tell us her name
Kavana, Kavana Samarth.
Kavana Samarth
Ka-Sa (garbage)
The name itself has garbage in it!
If she’s giving you a broom in first meeting,
I am sure she is going to make
thrash of your life. Be careful!
As I was returning in the evening...
she’s the one!
Oh my god!
It was alright if she was
boyish, to see...
but not to pee !
To hell with your thanks,
that’s lemon juice
I squeezed one whole lime
with my own hands, you see...
Alright then!
I’ll squeeze two lemons
and get juice for you!
You are concerned more about
your juice than my modesty!
what a selfish guy you are!!
If you’ve fallen in love
with this kind of girl
There as to be a catch to it...
What’s it?
This is how girls have to be...
A rose in appearance but
if someone tries to pluck it,
The thorn has to prick
That’s when we can be assured
of our girlfriend’s safety!
And no other boy would
wish to even eye her...
Then, what the hell is wrong with you?
I wouldn’t know what is wrong with me
But I know, she’s the right one
As I saw her;
my heart felt as if it were squeezed
The ears went red,
body temperature rose
as if I got fever.
as if I got fever.
As I saw her; my heart felt as if
it were squeezed
The ears went red, body temperature rose
as if I got fever... as if I got fever.
She has a flower-bud kind of mind
and I am a Master piece
our pair is a Super hit like
Radhika and Yash ( successful on and offscreen partners)
you can tell Bro that even I am in love
Even I’m so happy that I could offer a goat
As she passed by, it was like a hurricane blew
Like the waves wash away all the leaves.
Like a crow struck by lightening
I stood there, still
as if 4400 volts of current hit me
you can tell Bro that even I am in love
and mind is overwhelmed so as
to shave my head ( tonsure) as offering
irrespective of true love or fake,
I will go behind her..
irrespective of today or tomorrow
I will achieve her
I’ve been a winner in life
not having seen failure
heads I win, Tails you loose
has always been my attitude
you can tell Bro that even I am in love
She’s been looking at me so intently
that i could be treated against evil eyes
As I saw her; my heart felt as if
it were squeezed
The ears went red, body temperature rose
as if I got fever... as if I got fever.
She has a flower-bud kind of mind
and I am a Master piece
our pair is a Super hit like
Radhika and Yash
you can tell Bro that even I am in love
Even I’m so happy that I could offer a goat
Looks like your quite serious about her...
I need to get her at any cost!
Cost?!... don’t try that !
Offer love and you will get love in return
Go and propose to her!
Spread a carpet of flowers on her path...
And say those magic words!
Haven’t you seen it in films?
I love you Kavana
What do you think your doing?!
Don’t you have any sense!
Love, my foot!
Environment pollution!!!!
Don’t worry man!
I have a variety of ideas.
Sing for her, expressing your love,
at the top of your voice!
I am sure she can’t refuse.
Haven’t you seen it in films?
To do, he says,...to do!
Sound pollution!!!!
I don’t believe in all these camps!
Its sheer waste of time! NSS!!
Gowri, where did these people go...?
Sir, I feel...cleanliness
is also important...right?
Gowri, get on with your work!
And don’t poke your nose in everything!!
You may be the gym instructor...
But you have to follow a dress code
Sir, there have been no activities
in this college for last three years!
Never had a dynamic principle like you!
None of them bothered about
social awareness...like you!
Is that so?!
Why not have an NSS camp
in your term sir?
Even she was asking for the same...
Of course, but the participation has to be good.
Leave that to me sir.
Careful sir, the floor is wet!
I can see that!!
You think I am blind?!
Get lost!
Oops...Careful, careful
You will all get grace marks,
if you attend NSS camp.
To hell with your NSS camp!
Quiet I say!!...
He is telling us for our benefit.
Listen to him... you go ahead!
Its funded by the government...
Let’s go and have some fun.
I’ll create a what’s app group
with all your numbers...
And put the details in it...is it fine?
Ok dude! What say?
OKAY!!!!
Ideas come at a cost!
I don’t do anything for free!
What will you do in return?
What do I do?...
What?!...a horror movie?!
There lies the twist!
In a romantic movie, romance
happens ‘on screen’ only.
But in a horror movie, as the ghost
makes its appearance on screen...
She will come closer to me...
as the fright increases..
She will hold my hand,
Rest her head on my shoulder,
Realising how close she’s to me,
She will move out in shyness...
That’s when I can hold her hand...
pull her towards me, in assurance!!
That’s the moment, when I,
myself am the romantic hero...
she, my heroine...
And all that happens there
is pure romance!
romance ..romance
Yuck!
Oh my god! I got so involved!!
What is it that you like
in horror movies?!
Hey, hold my hand!
Let me sit away from her
and try my luck!
Hey, Don't hold my hand
Let go you dirty fellow!!
What’s the matter? Are you scared?!
No...lets leave...in the name of god!!
In the name of god! Spare me some money.
Not that I was scared...
But the makers have put in an effort you see!
She herself is wearing torn clothes...!
What can I expect from her...!
In the name of god, please...
I haven’t had food..
Good opportunity! Let me make the best of this...
Wait, allow me...
Here, this is for your lunch!
Oh...the motive seems to be something else...!
Sir, I haven’t had breakfast too...
Breakfast?! I’ll give you your fill...
Poor soul! Looks like no one, selfless like me,
has passed this way...!
Good! You have a big heart!!
But a small bladder...may I?
Come on shell it out...give me back my money!
Hey, that has my money too...
Money belongs to the one holding it! Now it’s mine...!
Run...run
Stamina will improve if you jog daily.
What is this?...
Practicing to run away with me ?!
Tired for just one round?.. I can’t handle this...
Stamina will improve only on practice!
here... drink this
What did you drink? dude...
What is this?
Why? Didn’t you like it?
Not that. Its good!
I haven’t had this kind of a thing, ever.
I swear, I never had such stuff till now!
The juice of two lemons, I had
promised to squeeze for you.
Looks like she squeezed the seeds too...
if you liked it, I’ll make it daily.
No, no! not at all!!
I mean, can’t have it daily
its acidic, you see
By god! A true tomboy,
God the boy to puke.
Do you think she used purgatives?
What if everyone in the
campus gets loose motion...
Nobody will be able to attend NSS camp!
What is this?!
How come no has come till now...
Sir, what do we do...?
Everybody is suffering from
vomiting and loose motions! See this...
That is what I like in this boy!
Once he commits...
Sir, this is not committing, this is vomiting!
Sir, I had distributed sweets yesterday,
didn’t you get it...?
Got it but didn’t eat it...
I am diabetic!
Should I have known, I would give it with kebabs!
Adarsh have some juice
it will make you feel better.
Hold on...
come in Mr. Gowda, our guiding lamp..
Who’s this guy...? Coming right into us.
Useless fellow! Looks like he
doesn’t have women in his house.
What a splendour...the village women,
with lamps in their hand,
Water to wash our feet
and singing our praises...
what a welcome party!
you are sadly mistaken!
Those are not praises, they are cursing us.
They have come here to releave themselves...
Waiting all day for it to become dark!
They will lower the lamp, as soon as we leave.
We have reached our destination.
Take it from me...
I have made all the arrangements.
you are going to enjoy your stay!
Take it from me...
In case you need anything, ask for it...
take it from me...
What ever you see here belongs to me.
And anything that’s mine,is yours...
Take it from me...
This is my wife...
If you need anything you can ask her.
Is that so?!
Come on darling...!
Don’t need to be surprised...
Our village has got internet towers...
Making all of us quite modern.
Ok, you guys relax.
Come dear, lets also hit the sack!
Had you not put in the what’s app group...
That we are leaving early today.
Where is he...?
Hello, where are you...?
All of us are waiting for you...
I am running low on battery too...
I have to finish my candy crush today.
I have seen people playing field games in groups...
And for these people! Even mobile games...
Seems to be a group activity!
They are also going to the field.
To play?
No, to display!
I mean, to relieve themselves...
as you saw, the women light up the fields at dusk.
And the guys display their patterns at dawn.
Children, todays topic is...
Importance of using toilet in the house!
Son, I want to buy a TV for the house...
Which brand shall I buy?
Buy any brand!
You’re not going to watch anyway...
What do you mean...?
Like, we have a toilet at home but you don’t use it...
you go to the field!
I am the only one who uses it.
Children, what did you understand from this...?
Be it TV or toilet, once we have it at home...
Everyone has to use it!
Stop I say! Wait till I get you!!
Its not my fault, that’s what they taught me.
Why are you hitting the child? What did he do...?
Ask him yourself.
What did you do?
I told my brother, what ever was taught me...
and he slapped me for that!
What exactly did you say...?
as he’s looking for a bride,
my brother showed me four
photographs of girls and asked me
to choose one to be his wife...
I said ‘it doesn’t matter who.
Once she comes home...
everyone should use her!’.
That’s it...
Shut up child!
Its not him...its you guys
who have to be shut up!!
Don’t you have anything better to do?
Listen madam...
washing, cooking, farming...
We do everything indoor and outdoor.
From the oldies tablet to the youngster’s tab...
we ladies, take burden of everything!!
The only time we get
for ourselves, to relieve that,
is during the ‘relieving hours’
And you want to poke your nose into that too...?!
Don’t we get to enjoy our freedom
in this Free land?!
One moment...
what youare saying is 100% correct!
Its useless getting into
social work and welfare!!
Why should we poke our nose into others business’?
Instead we can take care of our own stuff!
What do you say old man?
Superb, son!
So, shit...it has organic values
and helps in good produce.
Why should we part with it to others?
He is right...why should we
give away our ‘manure’
to others fields?
Adarsh...do you even know what you are saying?!
What we say is not important!
it’s the result that matters!!
Its better to built a toilet and safeguard our shit!!
Stop it! You can’t do without drinking!
Born a human, it is inevitable...
you have to drink!!
As a baby, you drank mothers’ milk.
As a boy, it was bottled milk.
as you grew, it was boost,
and later, it brewed to coffee...
Now that we have had so much to drink,
Why drink this now?!
Let’s go, they’ll take care.
Oh...there he goes again...
At a tender age with ‘her’,
you drank tender coconut .
Once you tied the knot you drank up tears
Mr. bluff master, she’s left...
during the hardships of marriage, you had hard drinks.
Has you aged, it was aged whiskey.
at ill-fated times, it was illicit liquor.
Now that we have had so much to drink,
how can we say...why drink this now?!
All said and done....
as we changed, the bottle
in our hands changed too.
By the way, how many
bottles did we have?
Although the bottles changed,
you never changed!!
The only label stuck on you has
always been ‘Swarthi’ (selfish)
Hey! No Swathi (girls name) I want Kavana...
Go and propose to her then.
For heart-felt wishes to come true,
The entire universe renders its support...
So, says a great person
Who’s that?
Sh...
Sh...
Sh...Shahrukh Khan, I say...
Useless fellow!
He did not propose...so, Ajay got Kajol.
And what about him?
Left high and dry...
Now that you are high, go and propose to her...
Ok...but I am scared!
Scared?...
scare is followed by victory (Jaya, also a girl’s name)
Hey! No Jaya, no swathi.
I want only Kavana!!
Call her...
Who’s there?
Who’s it Gowri?
I don’t know, may be a cat. Dogs!!
Call her now...now, now...
What’s the problem? That too
at this time in the morning!
Oh.. is it morning already?
What’s your problem?!
We had a drink to gather courage!
Yeah...a small shot!
Courage? For what...?
I want you...
Jaya (victory)
Who is this Jaya?
It’s not Jaya...
Not swathi either...
I want you...you, Kavana
Of course ‘ when your drunk out of your mind...
You feel the desire!
Who cares, weather it is Jaya or Kavana!
All that you want is a girl.
Get going!, we have a busy day tomorrow
Hello! Do you think you even look like a girl?
You look like a boy from all angles.
If there is a girl that I see in you...
It’s from my angle, that’s my perception!!
And you!... you are in a world of deception!!
How unfortunate?
Dig...dig in properly.
Gowri...where is Kavana?
Not to be seen...
How can you see her when she has not come in yet?
...there she comes...
Oh.... she’s come...give that to me!
How come this change?
you didn’t approve of me,
shouting at her, last night.
Now you see...
Its not about what we say,
its about the result it achieves.
Hey! You feel like touching?
you’ve been stealthily trying so hard!
Now I am telling you myself, go ahead...
Let me see you touch me!
How dare you touch her,
with me around here!
Why do you guys behave like this!
If you are so desperate, go get
married to some Jaya or Swathi.
Decent behaviour may get
someone to like you,
But definitely not this.
See the result of yesterday’s shouting!
You think she’s giving it back?
Don’t go by what she’s saying,
Understand what she’s trying to imply!
You scoundrel! Is this the way you behave...
...with people who have come to us!
What the hell, dad!
Weren’t you the one who said...
“the girls from the city are
into back breaking work
while you are lazing at home.
Go dig your hands,
give them some relief !”.
Sir, its not what we say !
Its about what we convey!!
You are too much bro!
So your still practicing to run away with me?
Why will I run away with you? You don’t even have stamina!
Shall we walk for some time?
Tired so soon...?
Not that I am tired but I am
getting network over here...
And messages have started coming in.
Is your data switched off?
No! my friends don’t send me
what’s app or SMS
I don’t like that either.
It’s very rare that I get a message
Hey! Wow...
just has you were asking, I get one.
What is this?!
Oh! that!
That’s the message I sent last evening...
...after you smiled at me.
Oh! A smile means approval?
What a lifeless message!
Is this how you propose to a girl?!
I have sent a heart in that message!
Oh! So, this is your heart?!
I took it for a forward message.
Forget me, this won’t impress any girl.
Forget other girls! Tell me what you like?
What feeling do these messages carry?
And when the messages don’t have a feel...
What feeling would you have!
I told you personally, the other day...
But you were drowning in alcohol!
I am not drunk today.
But you are immersed in internet...
Caught in the web!
That’s an addiction too.
What irony!
As children we used to wake up
and look at our hands,
Today we look into our hand set!!
Even when we go out with friends or family...
we prefer spending time with our mobile and not them.
Even with food, it reaches the Instagram and Facebook,
before it reaches our mouth.
Personally, I like the old school.
The dusty smell of old books,
the fresh smell of printing ink in the new
ah! The sneeze from the that dust... and the stain from that ink.
Which cant be washed away, even with soap
Exactly! The sneeze and the stain
are proof that they leave
an impression on us,
They don’t leave us so easily!
That sense of belonging does not
exist in today’s world!!
We have become so in human.
Its ok today if one friend blocks you.
We can always accept ten other requests.
Friends on Facebook!!
Whose faces, you wouldn’t even have seen.
do you have water in it?
It had juice but it’s over now.
Thank god!
Excuse me...madam!
What is it?
Are you out of battery?
do you need a charger?
Not that...could we get some water?
Oh! Water...sure
Madam water
wait my child.. I have sent a what’s app message.
It must be on the way...
Grand ma...water.
Give it to them.
Take this too...
Wow! Peanuts and jaggery! its a stamina booster..
OMG! That ajji (old lady)
That’s not just ajji...technol- ajji!!
What ever you say technology binds the world together!!
This one thing in my palm makes me
feel I have the world in my palm.
It unites people from all around.
Yes! But it separates you from people around.
Wow! This is so nice,
when had you been here?
Today, right now!
But I don’t know which corner of the world you are in.!
So according to you, even in today’s fast world,
we are not to use technology ?
I wouldn’t know about others
but I would prefer that.
Adarsh...idiot!
Ah...I was going for
the jaggery and peanut.
Always immersed in your phone!!
Jaggery and nuts... I swear!
Here...you had left it there...
Hope you got your phone!
That’s the most important, right?
Hey! Its not just a phone,
it’s a smart phone!
Look into the camera...
By the way...why are you so against the technology?
Swetha, my close friend
from kindergarten days.
We used to play together, eat together.
we shared, not only food but our life’s together...
When we were in fifth grade
video games came in...
which she played alone.
Her mom had asked her not
to share it with anyone,
to save battery!
These problems never arose while playing hop scotch...
by the time we were in eighth,
computers games and chatting started.
The people she mingled with were only
in social media but not in her society...
She made new friends,
But her dad restricted her from speaking with me,
as I used to hang out with boys.
The boy she liked took her photograph in his phone...
photoshopped it with some
nude girl’s body and threatened to expose
it to others, if she didn’t expose to him!
She used to share the grief with me...
But I was helpless!!
That was when I decided that I should not look good to this world...
and started dressing like this...
also developed eversion to technology...
A rose kept in a book, even though dried up...
Can revive a romance...
A what’s app message is not capable of that!
In fact, a man in love becomes
a poet from within !!
Sun of a gun! Instead of listening to her, you prefer to record it!!
I believe a man in love writes poems! Is it true?
Of course. When I was in love I wrote
more than five thousand poems.
Then what?
Then she got all those printed and made money.
A body built out of pills,
money got out of selling property...
friends made on Facebook
a girlfriend proposed through what’s app...
are all temporary...it’s all over now...
Where can you find...
must be available on some footpath for second hand rate.
Hey! I am asking about her...not the poems!!
Oh My God!! her on a footpath, at second hand price!!
Oh, goddess of the heart!!
Why only a poem? I’ll write a novel, A ghazal, a rap song also, may be...
But see that I get her...
Listen I say...
Get lost!
I’ve written a poem, listen...
Tie it to the legs of a dove and
send it to express your love.
As my eyes are searching for you,
I ring the doorbell of your chest...
Would you open the doors of your eyes?
I am standing right outside.
Oh, lotus eyed one,
the call of my mind
love is the swing.
Go Swing!!
You call this a poem?
I asked you to send it with a pigeon...
And you have sent it with a parrot!
Why invest in a pigeon, when your getting parrot for free?!
My friend, a romantic poem means
“We are two bodies but one soul”
Something like this.
You bet!! I will better that.
One more!
What would he have written this time?
“Two bodies but one soul,
On me, do you know,
your love plays what role ?!
When wind blows your way,
I comb my hair.
I feel shy and blush
When boys give you the stare.
If you trip and hurt your feet
you may apply a lotion
I’ve already applied on mine just for precaution!”
What a jerk! Come in let me tell you...
Nothing seems to be working.
Listen! She likes the old school anyway.
Why don’t we do this...
Yes!!
What is this avatar of yours?
I have come to express my old-fashioned love to you!
What?!
I mean...
I have come to express my love to you in an old fashion!!
What is wrong with you?!
What do you find so interesting in me?
That is your...I mean...your...
Hey! Old man, pls come
could you play an old type tune?
Why not?
your eyes; your assets
i mean, your eyes are your assets
Your eyes...
Having seen your eyes and hair,
i’ve become insane
your heart
your heart is as pure and clear
as the water of the Holy Ganges
am I hidden in a corner of
your mirror like eyes?
Your eyes; Your heart
As the flower-like fragrant body odour
of yours spreads around excitement
The moonlight is spilt into the passages
of your heart by my silent gaze
As you stand
As you stand by me, I am in daze
Your eyes; Your heart
Your one touch has aroused my broken heart
Your one touch has aroused my broken heart,
To make your life’s pattern colourful, is my crazy dream
Do not stand here; shying
Do not stand here; shying
My normal heart is struggling
Your eyes; Your heart
Your eyes; Your heart,Your hair
is what saw and became insane
I am amazed, obsessed, melting, withering
and waiting.
am I hidden in a corner of
your mirror like eyes?
.. tell me
Looks like It will rain.
Come let’s go to my house and have some hot coffee!
This is my hut...
Make some coffee dear...
Sit down.
We don’t get water in our tap
but the ceiling leaks...
Generally, life is torn, but ours is tattered!
Oh my god! Where are you lost?!
Why can’t you be more attentive!
See what has happened!!
How many times have I told you to be careful
Here, take this
She’s always like this, very careless.
That’s why I don’t like to give her any work!
Take this...
do you think I did it on purpose?
Why are you shouting at me!
You are worried about buying me a new saree, right?!
That’s your concern!
You don’t have to...
Hey! Is it wrong to show concern?!
I just asked you to be careful!
Don’t you take care of me when I am ill?
you spend sleepless nights!
If you shout at me like this!
I will leave the house!!
Alright! Go ahead, leave..
I have seen enough of this!
Ok... ok then...
I am not going to return this time .
This lady is always like this... very adamant!!
Her wish of dressing like this for the wedding...
has been long pending!!
So, she has stuck our faces to some wedding picture
and been living with me all along..
not out of wed lock...
But out of faith!!
That’s the only thing you’ve retained, old man!
In that case why have you been bearing this loud mouth?!
Why?....
out of immense love for her!!
Taking good care of your partner,
in itself, is marital bliss!
Like the reeds and wind
In this harmonium...
If any one is absent...
tunes don’t play.
It is impossible to live without your beloved...
it’s impossible!!
Why have you come?
You said you will leave the house!
I have, I am standing outside...
You were the one who drove me out!
Yes, I did ..
but not to get drenched in the rain.
What is it for you, if get drenched!
I am the one who has to take care of you,
If you fall sick!!
Selfish fellow!
Not having done anything for anyone,
I am came to the NSS camp,
Wrote poems, sang a song for her...
but nothing seems to be working!!
Listen...like you’ve always said,
what we do is not important,
the result matters!!
Tomorrow is the last day of the camp.
I don’t know what you’re going to do,
but if you miss out tomorrow...
Your love will be up in smoke.
Is that so...?
Friends, I am getting you to play a game today.
play music
This ball has to be passed around
as the music is playing...
once it stops, the one who has the ball has to say
“I am yours” to the one who gave it.
And the one who gave the ball has to say...
“you are no different from me”
Come on keep passing it...
Ok. “I am yours”...
“I am.. no different... from you.”
You can all see how hesitant Gowri is while saying this.
But she does not hesitate in practicing it as her duty!
That is the modesty in poverty!
Take poor people, like auto or cab drivers, for example...
For the sake of your urgency,
they drive fast, risking their life,
Not even thinking about their dear ones.
Feeding them their daily meal is their only concern.
That’s exactly how our Gowri is
Out of respect to the principal’s word and commitment to duty...
She has left behind her bed ridden
father to be here with us.
Even now, to avoid embarrassment to the principal...
she doesn’t want me to mention it.
Gowri, you idiot!
My glasses, my spectacles...
your spectacles are right there, Sir
it’s your tears,wipe them
its ok Sir, ...that’s no problem.
Done with “to do”...now its ‘tan tadan’.
I had asked you to play music, where had you gone?
You are not at all trust worthy!!
I was playing it for some time.
After which I put it on auto-timer.
The thing is, I wanted to buy this...
Give it to you and say...
Adarsh please, I don’t like all this.
I prefer doing something for others,
But i don’t like...
I am sure you’ll like this...
I have never given anything to anybody in my life.
But...this is for you, please take it.
What is in this?
That? It has a suit...two piece.
...a two-piece suit?
At least now will you marry me?
Are you serious you two are not married!
my dear..Marriage is a relationship...
a relationship of love!
When love prevails,
the relationship succeeds!!
But without love will a relationship work?
I wish you both that your love
sustains to the very end!!
but...I think... you are mistaken
Young lady, my eyes won’t lie to me...
I have seen more life than you.
Listen dear, sometimes we are not comfortable
Speaking out our mind.
But true love is scarce.
It does not knock at our door time and again.
How was the two piece?
Come to the golden hillock this evening...
...I will be waiting for you.
Hey! What’s all this?
Nice, very nice indeed!
for you.. everything for you
Adarsh, I am not used to these things.
It’s quite awkward.
Its quite awkward for me too.
I have never done such things earlier!
I would always look at personal gain, whenever I did anything for anybody
Where as, In love...
a very little that I give away,
Is giving me volumes of happiness!!
...probably that’s the reason that this suits me!
definitely, I am selfish;
don’t you think so?
I wouldn’t know that, but...
The gift you’ve given me today,
is one of its kind!...
it made the old couple happy for sure.
But also, gave me immense joy!!
probably that’s the reason..
I feel like saying, now...
What is it?
I think...I am falling in love with you.
Is that all?
Not really!
I am feeling like hugging you and
give you a kiss.May I...?
What is this?
You get it now, at least?!!
How are you feeling?
It feels like I have written an exam
but not got results for it.
Fine then, I will give you the result of this in college, on results day!
What do you mean...hey! Kavana
Have you seen my girl around?
You mean ‘My’ girl?!
Bloody fellow!
Kavana...where do I search for you?
Dude, lets drink till she accepts that I love her
and comes back to me!!
haven’t you seen in movies? No pain- No gain!
What a selfish guy you are!
Of course, anyone who falls in love is selfish!
Everyone who loves a girl, does so because
he want that girl in his life
and not because the girl wants him in her life!
Then why this suffering ?
The one who fails in love, drinks
But why should you be drinking I say?!
The fact is you could not get her...
And you cannot face it.
How can a guy who has not given
even a mustard seed to any one...
Give away his heart?!
Irrespective of all that,
I am not going to rest till I get her back in my life.
If you want to gain love..
If you want love, the first thing that you need to let go
is your ego and selfishness!!
In that case from this moment...
I am going to be selfless!!!
Daily, we see about 1000 patients
which means about 30,000 per month
who fall in love
80 to 90% of them, fall in love with girls
These girls first chew them and then shoo them!!
I am Sukesh
upto about an year ago,
I used to ride a horse wagon
after which, I fell in love with a girl
thats when I stopped riding the wagon..
and ran behind her, but now,
she herself has run away
squeezing a normal person’s heart is risky,
squeezing a love failed heart gives only whisky!!
Falling in love is a downfall
Injurious to one and all!!
take it...take it...
let it flow.. let it flow..
take more doctor,
give it to the ones who require it
I don’t want anything.. I am selfless!
I only want my Kavana
don’t bother,
we can take only one from each person
think big, doctor..
take one of everything that I got two of..
kidney, ears, hands, legs..
hey!!.. no..
you will find it difficult with only one
OMG!! doctor.. what did you just say!!
just like you can’t call without balance,
you can’t balance without a Kal (leg)
oh God! This guy!!
he donated blood yesterday too
the one who received it went staggering..
his blood contains more alcohol than RBC’s !!
such guys are responsible for the country’s downfall!
calls himself selfless!! wastes his life for a girl!!
why is everyone sounding like her?
the drunkard!! his face is like the dead!!
do you have a drink?
you’ve had too much already.. go to sleep
send Sampreeti!!
she has her last exam tomorrow
that’s why... send her
i need to check her first..
where’s that reserve bottle?
come in..
i’ve been waiting for you...
Gowri.. is that you?
Yes, its me
I’ve been searching for a long time
why?
wow!! white and Gold saree, fragrant Jasmine in her head
beautiful lips.. the Goddess of beauty, herself!!
to give you this letter..
oh my!!.. she’s come to give me a letter...
has the ball fallen into the hole by itself?!!
wearing a new saree.. what is this attire?
attire is for vishu.. happy new year
thanks but that is on Jan 1st..
but for us, its today.. Vishu, the Malayalee new year..
i’m a Malayalee
my original name is Menagey.
oh.. just like me.. one original name
and another nick name..
i knew.. we are made for each other
in that case, what is your original name?
’Naman’ ( sounds like an abuse)
that’s my name.. Naman..ayyappa (OMG!!)
oh.. Naman Ayyappa..
are you also Malayalee?
made for each other.. you bet!!?
Looks like it’s working..
Menake (angel)
Naman...(abuse)
Menake...
hey! it’s not ‘ke’ its gey!!
give this letter to Adarsh.. it had come to the college
the beauty had come to the lip.. but it slipped!!
would this be from Kavana?
how would I know...menagey.. I mean Gowri brought it to me
Gowri?!!
why that anxiety on Gowri’s mention?
yeah.... garbage...
Kavana and Garbage share a relationship
in which case, it must be Kavana’s..
is it?!! read it!!
What does it say?!! where is she?
hey! why that anxiety on Kavana’s mention?!!
Garbage, my boy!! me and Garbage also share a relationship..
Adarsh, people walk in and out of everybody’s life
it was time for me to leave you, so I left
continue with social work..
you can feel my presence in it
you can achieve the heavens,
in the love that people give you..
oh, heavens!!
I don’t want people’s love..
all that I want is your love.. why don’t you understand?!!
there’s no address as to where it came from.. no postal stamp too!!
her letter has come in today
she will definitely one day ...
yeah..
Kavana.. my Kavana.. my ears won’t betray me!!
its not his ears, its his heart that is betraying him!!
what is it? why are you so happy?
was the exam cancelled?
No, mom.. it was very easy..
whatever brother Adarsh had taught me,
happened to be in the paper..
Bro, had you anticipated that
such a problem would appear?
NO!!!... not at all..
Adarsh, continue doing the social service,
you’ll definitely find her some day
people will help you,just the way you helped them..
its all in your hands.
Maa.. sister...
hey!! how dare you come to my doorstep
and call my mother and sister?
this is not the abusive kinds of call..
its the begging call
oh!! it must be donation to an orphanage?
No,sir its for a swimming pool for poor children..
like the ones they have in international schools..
some help from your side, please..
wait, i’ll get it!!
Ive given beyond my means... take it happily!!
water!!.. what about money?
Money?.. all that they would want to swim, is water....take it or leave it!!
the one in need will jump into a lake or pond
amma. daddy...
who is it?
sorry, I was feeding the child
oh! mummy ..
ma’am... you are a mom,
you know very well as to caring for a child
aged people too, have to be cared for like children
so, we are planning on an old age home..
any contribution from your side....
yes, why not!!
you are doing a noble service..
I support such work completely
Father -in - law, !!
Mother - in - Law...
come out fast.. look who has come!!
take them away.. before my hubby comes back!!
so, do we take that our loan is sanctioned?
when do we come to take the money?!
do you have any brains?!
first of all, it’s a non profit organisation...
forget repayment of principle
but interest, too,you say,
“ we will pay if interested” !!
get Lost!! if service is your interest,
go sweep the roads!!
what did he say??.. sweep the roads!!
go Adarsh, sweep..
sweep the dirt out of peoples minds too
you will get her some day...
don’t mind that I called you here.. i want you
just once.. please say that you love me
even there, I suppose he must’ve proposed as stupidly
she must’ve thrown him out like garbage!!
you don’t understand when I tell you
i’ll get the one that you will listen to..
Oh My God!! you will be doomed!
Oh My God!! doomed!!doomed!!
Don’t drink and think about your Love, bro
Oh My God!! doomed!
The waist line of the deer that jumps around
is small even when the heart is shrunk
Oh My God!! doomed!!
Don’t drink and think about your Love, bro
The waist line of the deer that jumps around
is small even when the heart is shrunk
what is the point in drinking and grieving
even if you finish a ‘full’, a quart can be dunked
however much you drink,the matter remains
Don’t drink and think about your Love, bro
Oh My God!! doomed!!
Oh My God!! doomed!!
Even though flocked by colourful frocks
The one who gets drunk is a crazy monkey
Even though flocked by colourful frocks
The one who gets drunk is a crazy monkey
what is the point in getting drunk
and watch with popping eyes?
As you fall, the bottle also falls with you
and the problem prevails,to strike your chest
Don’t drink and think about your Love, bro
Why dude?!!..
even as the cock is crowing, you continue to drink
Morning prayers are being recited, you continue pouring
To be drinking, suffering, struggling
loosing, waiting, rolling all over..
who are you?!!
who do you think you are man?!!!
devdaasa , soordaasa, kaalidaasa (Legendary losers in love!!)
one glass, two glasses or three?!,
To drink, lose yourself to intoxication,
You aren’t.. a slave
You are the boss!
to gain fame posthumously, you aren’t Devdas
Having known that, to drink,
don’t you have better to do?
If the intoxication exceeds, it leads to other things
the body will shrink and life burn in flames
if the mother gets to see this,
she will tear her womb in despair
Don’t drink and think about your Love, bro
Oh My God!! you will be doomed!
sweep well ..
that side now...
who are these people sweeping in my area?
if they are doing this without any pomp,
they are definitely not politicians
hey!! this is our area’s copyrighter... i mean corporator..
she’s lost so much weight.. couldn’t recognise her!!
what is this 3G club?
Gudsi- Gundaantara- Gossip club!!
sweep the talk..
sweeping brings about cleanliness
and talking brings about closeness
Geeta’s son hasn’t found a job even after
2 yrs of completing LLB
is it so?.. my husbands office has got an opening..
there’s a home remedy for diabetes, it seems
is that so?
all this is my boss’ idea!!
who are you, my boy?
he’s selfless!! he’s selfless!!
just like me.. sleeveless..
this is my ex lover... present husband
i know an old age home that needs
people like you to take care of it
if you oblige...
“ The beggar gets a feast’!!
a good chance of visibility
we can get to put the news in TV
she may or may not watch TV
.. forget TV.. can you put it in papers?
why not? let’s put it in both....
what’s your name?
that is really my name, sir..
..and he is ..
Niswarthi!!-selfless!!.. adarsh..
we both want to meet the in-charge of this organisation
is it?.. come...
by the way, didn’t get to know who you are
are you one who is ‘of service’ or
the one ‘serviced off’ here ?
people here look upon me like the apple of their eyes
and I keep looking at them with my apple wide eyes!!
by the way, who are you?? whom do you want to meet?
ah?!.. eh.. i’m.. forget it!! and this is Adarsh,
we want to meet the in-charge
is it?!! come, i’ll take you
hey, Mariyappa..( meaning forgetful)
who are these people?
even I wouldn’t know. they’ve been
following me for a long time now
sir, is his name itself, Mariyappa (forgetful)
in fact,nobody knows his real name..
he was wandering aimlessly,
while someone brought here
he has a memory problem, dementia
so we fondly call him Mariyappa
all of us here are nick named
by our habits or qualities.. like,
My name is Nagbhushan
how do you do?
thanks to my shaky hands,
I’m called Sheikh Abdulla
we wanted to meet the person in charge here,
oh.. come, Mr..
Adarsh and he is...
Beda bidi(“forget it”!)!
oh.. come in Mr.Adarsh and bedabidi
ah!! the ‘forgetful’ names me ‘forget it’!!
that girl you see speaking over phone
is the one you’ve come to meet..
by the way, have you come here to give us a donation?
donation?!!
Thanks for taking interest.
but frankly,looking at you,
you look more seekers than donors
you have left home, haven’t you?
please, i am not used to dust..
it’s dust free environment in America..
so, you are the one who has left home!
there was a requirement for manpower here
but were in no position to pay, I heard,
so i came..Thanks for volunteering
Don’t say Thanks!!.. as i am selfless!!
as I do this voluntary work,
I’m sure I will get my Kavana back
this sacrifice ....is going to be a blessing in disguise!!
ah.. very tasty preparations..
that is not all, Adarsh.
Ratna aunty makes whatever
anyone wants, as per their expectations
keep quiet, girl!! if the person eating, is happy,
the one who prepares is satisfied.
Shall I serve you more?
your name is Adarsh, right?
and you? shall I give you some..
what’s your name Beda bidi (“forget it!”)
oh.. ok..
ask for anything you want, ok..
what is this girl?!
she said forget it, initially and now,is saying “ask for whatever”
give that here, I say!
here, you can see.
how many people we have..
how much donation we get
what is the shortage..
all the details are here
all the prevailing problems and their solutions
have been planned very well
but I see lack of revenue generation
funds have to be raised
now that you are here, lets do it
Sumitra does it better..
what do you think I will do
madam
please forgive us..
hey!! we ourselves are in your position
madam, I’ve got you postal letter
post.? who would write a snail mail in this era?
Kavana!!
Adarsh... there’s a letter in your name
contents of the letter: Hi Adarsh,
was very happy to see your programme on TV
i was happy to see that you
are continuing the selfless work
there was so much to share with you
but it couldn’t be possible
everything is time bound.. yours, Kavana
what happened Adarsh?
what else.. he would be missing her
in Failed love,
booze out is the only way to ooze out !
wait! i’m coming too
dude, shall I pour you a large?
Oh, NO!! can’t handle it..
may be only a 60!!
sorry dude, i had to pour
your drink first, and then, mine.
why?.. is it because you are selfless?!
no.. because your girl friend dumped you
before mine went away
that’s the logic!
oh.. wow!!! menagey!!
where are you, my mind- haunting ‘love”...
hey.. that’s supposed to be “ beauty”
that’s different from this.. this is mine
virginal....plap clease...
hey.. that’s clap please..
oh menagay dear... come near..
hey! why did you clap so hard?!!
that was not a clap.. it was a SLAP!!
you people use logic in unwanted issues
what is the logic in remembering love and drinking?!!
when you drink,it seems like she has appeared before you
no logic.. it’s magic!!
you won’t understand it!!
why not ?, even I’ve left behind my boyfriend
what?!! accept my apples..
hey.. not apples...applause
what would happen, if you drink like this?
Liver fry?
this is an institution ..
you are to eat whatever is made here
or if you get something, you are expected
to share it with the inmates
you aren’t supposed to drink here
we use beer for a mouth wash..
how is that possible?
indulge in worship, meditation,
yoga .. things like that instead,
promise me that you won’t drink even a drop of liquor from tomorrow
promise.. i won’t drink a drop from tomorrow..
from tomorrow..
what was that devotion and fear all about?
it wasn’t devotion it was fear.. fear of Bonny
I had promised her that i will share
everything that i bring and
won’t drink a drop of liquor..
in that case, how come you had?
not at all!
it was that single drop that i dropped out and had the rest of it only!!
why are you drinking in such a hurry ?
what else?!
what if I forget after some time?!
wait.. let me pour
don’t ... you’ll pour 30ml into the glass
and 60ml outside the glass in the bargain!
shut up!! you will not pour even 30ml, even if
you have a full bottle with you...
he’ll forget where kept the bottle!!
Sh...
I think she’s still awake..
“Om Rum-bha deviye namaha” (worshipping the bottle)
the thing is... old habits.. couldn’t resist
what have I done?!
you were the one who told me to share anything that I brought in...
where is this guy ?
I’m here..
oh my god..!.. get up.
No.. I can’t find a way out there than this...
even before I started my work,
her letter arrived
if I continue to be of service like this,
she herself will come some day..
I am depending on you for this..
don’t let go of my hands..
I won’t let go of your feet!!
till such time, you say ok!!
say ok!!
ok.
don’t rack my brains!!
don’t worry!!
I am not Adarsh, I’m Danesh!!
so much of shaking for my build - up!!
why are you getting so excited, dad?!
don’t need to fear sir. I only look like a drunkard!
he’s not scared.. he is
shivering a bit too much today
are you finding it too cold?
wear my shawl, you’ll feel better
don’t worry about me..
I’m selfless!!
it’s ok.. by the way.. who are you?
what brings you here?
i am going to stay here from now on..
My requirements are not much...
as I wake up, it’s vermicelli, first for breakfast
after bath, it’s chow-chow bhath (semolina combo ..sweet and savoury)
eggs, toast, juice..
no non-veg...
till I finish prayers !!
for lunch it’s mutton,chicken and fish..
No pork No beef!!
I don’t hurt anybody’s sentiments
and in the night its egg..
raw 3, boiled 3 and fried 3..
dinner is a simple meal of fruits and milk!
who is this guy, acting like you?
that’s because he is sharing my blood
you mean “Your bro”?!
No!!..
look at his colour..
his blood contains more alcohol than RBC’s !!
the guy who received his blood,
has come back for more today.. there!!
if not a full bottle, give me a half..
at least a quarter . .please..please
I think that blood has brought him here
don’t worry.. I will get in all my needs and yours too
as I am... SELFLESS !
when my son was a small boy,
I used to hold him when he fell
but now, you people are lifting me..
Dad,why are you remembering old incidents?
I’m missing my grand son a lot, dear..
all thanks to this ailment,
i’ve been distanced from him
why uncle, what happened?
what do I say, dear
the hand that was to play with and control my grandson
lost control and started shaking by itself
one fine day,as he was playing alone
in the yard I felt the urge to carry him
and shower my affection
I picked him.. but he slipped
from my hand and fell down..
“PUTTA”!! (young one) I yelled out to him.....
all the family members came out..
the baby’s fore head was bruised..
and my life got tarnished...
they left me here..
I shouldn’t be lying..
I miss my son and daughter- in - law too
my daughter -in-law used to cook
such a delicious ‘Yoghurt curry’
that even with these shaky hands,
i never used to drop a speck, while eating
don’t worry about me, dad.I’m ok.
i’ll introduce you to my parents.
oh.. these pop- up’s!
hey!! don’t need to touch my feet!
so.. a new boy friend?!
that’s why you aren’t interested in Dev anymore
Dev will be missing you a lot
wonder what dreams he would be having ..
marriage,kids,a family...
Bonny,Dev has lost it for you
Dad, ask him not to ‘loose’ but ‘use’ his brain!
I need more time
but don’t we have our own aspirations of you, settling in life?
no mom. I will only marry the guy who I feel
who is the right partner for me.
and also decide as to when
sometimes,we have to make use
of human weaknesses, to earn
that’s the reason we are given money...
Girl friend giving a problems?..
we have the remedy.
Wife giving a problems?..
we have the remedy.
Fed up with life?
share your problems and forget it!
Boring life?
come and experience
Ratna’s expertise!
thanks, Sumitra
you’ve helped me whenever
I’ve been in need
i may have helped you but
you have done a great
favour by giving us employment.
selfless! everyone will follow me .. watch out
high hopes!
we are cooking behind closed doors but
if we come out to serve, you never know
if people will come to eat
we are always accepted
only behind closed doors
don’t say that!
Only you shall serve me food from now on!!
after all this, there is no chance that I will not get her
what are you scheming about, now?
scheme?.. ‘a poem for Kavana’ scheme
like she used to say , a heart in love
recites poems..
i’ve written this for her.
listen. - ‘Kavana bhagya’
“pulling on without you, has become a trouble
like an empty shampoo bottle with water
only soap bubble, bubble and bubble”!
“Searching for you, my eyes have dried, like tamarind seed
o my love, come about fast..faster!!
increase your speed”!
Adarsh, a letter was delivered for you
a letter!!
i forgot to give it to you..
super.. should be from her
ah!! is she still in black and white era?!!
ah! this is fine
“ the work that you are doing
is giving me satisfaction
you will be happy too,
along with everyone around.
be of service and improve quality of life.
The reason behind writing this letter
is that tomorrow is your birthday
do good work..
what happened?
has she written anything funny?
tomorrow is supposed to be my birthday
i’ve forgotten about that myself..
she is wishing me for it!
moreover, she wants me to celebrate it!
it’s not about celebrating birthday..
one has to celebrate life...
what is the point celebrating birth and
living a dead life on other days?
celebrating life means to keep
people around us, always happy
being so learned, why did you leave behind
people around you and come here then?!!
My parents are not bothered about my likes and would like me to marry Dev
Dev likes my father’s business
more than me and
I would like to achieve something in my life
that’s why I had to leave them behind and come here
by the way...what are your birthday plans?
our salutes to the selfless saint!!
that’s not for you, it’s for him!!
what has this guy achieved for this statue? justify this erection!!
not that he has done but he will,in future
what do you mean?!!
you see, it says ‘Towards’...
oh... announcing “Towards100 days” on the very third day!
that’s his confidence..
then put up a statue of mine next to this
with the words “ a person who fed 35 children,
is now taking care of an institution..
the hand that feeds the world !!
how come?
say “Towards”
how is it possible?!!
that’s my confidence!
The food was good
good wishes on your birthday
Best wishes
wish you tremendous growth in life.
But don’t forget us once you do
may all good things happen to you
I had thought he will get me scotch on his b’day
he’s got yoghurt curry made
he could have given me a bottle of blood instead
Yoghurt curry was very delicious, just like my daughter-in-law makes..
who made it, Danesh?
I brought the yoghurt.. looks like he made it sour..
Don’t I know your capabilities?!
it should be Ratnamma
Not me, brother.There..
Grandpa... grandpa come let’s go home
I’ve told all my friends that you are coming back
Yes, Dad, let’s go home, it’s getting late
wait Mr.Bhushan,his clothes are getting packed
Yeah,Brijbhushan!!
now he’s come to build a bridge!
I’m not going Adarsh.
have you gone mad?
why are you talking like this?!
Don’t curse him dad.
He has put in a lot of efforts to search for me in social media;
Facebook etc and help me open my eyes to reality.
why only curse ? I’ll hit him,if I wish .
I have that affinity with him.
It’s not that he just addresses me as dad.. he abides by it !
he addresses my illness and is
getting me treated for it..unlike you!
You threw me out of the house!!
Gently dad.. it hurts !!
Bye.. keep visiting.
take medicines on time
when people close to the heart leave us,
it’s such a sad moment
yeah Adarsh.
but although I tempered
the yoghurt curry, you get the credit!!
oh!! Is that so?.. come dear.. come
“ Dad,it hurts”!!
when people around you are happy,
inturn, you are happy
yes..infact, Adarsh.. I..
Adarsh!! are your eyes functioning? ears doing well?
How much more do you think that a girl can express?
The look in her eyes says it all..
she’s given her heart to you!!
when you are around,
she is all pepped up
like mustard seeds in tempering..
But you!!
you are like buttermilk mixed with cold water!!
my blood boils when I see you
i feel like heat branding you and teaching you a lesson
listen,
living with a person who loves us
gives more happiness
than living with a person we love
if a ordinary cook like me,
can understand this,
why is it that you don’t?!!
I give up!!
Dude, i’ve done everything as per her liking
do you think she’ll return ?
I wouldn’t know that!!
but her letters, guiding your lifestyle
don’t seem to stop coming!
we are made for each other..
that’s why she advices
how will you know that?
only if you had loved someone, properly!
Oh, please!! made for each other is when the heart pumps equally in both
if not it’s like your case.. pumping it alone!!
when I loved, it was fine at my end, but.....
what’s the matter..a deep discussion?!
No matter!.. is there anything important?
have you had a drink?
stop it Brownie!!
sounds like a dog’s name!
sorry.. bonny.. the advisor..
don’t advice .. i’m not in mood
yeah.. come when he’s in the mood.. I mean..
i just came to wish on his b’day
and give him this gift.
keep it there.. i don’t like all this.
up so early?!! Good.
an early bird gets the worm..
Hunger woke me early
but I didn’t get any worm..
so made myself some coffee
actually, I was sleepless last night
look Adarsh, people who think that
they can drown their sorrows
should know that sorrows can swim
we need to accept the past and move on!
I’ve accepted this lifestyle!!
out there,for your aspirations,
you’ve given up on Dave
and as an Indian,
for the person I aspire for,
I’ve given up on my shave
being brought up abroad, even if I expose
my heart to you, you are going to say..
“ we have to move on”..
just mentioned it as a friend..
the rest is up to you.
Adarsh, why are you throwing paper all round?
These are letters that I’ve written to Kavana
letters without an address become litter
but if Kavana picks this litter,
it will become a letter!!
she has that habit..
in what way am I lacking?
just that he should forget that girl
and move on , I had to give him fictitious stories
about Dave being my boyfriend
little did I know then, that i’ll
fall for this Idiot!!
he’s doing all that a boy can do
retrieve his love
even I am doing everything possible,
How much do you think I can stoop!!
But he doesn’t even care
although I’m around him, every minute
he’s thinking of someone who is not around
his mind is filled with someone
who is not in his life
and has no place in his mind
for the one who thinks of him as her life
Is it wrong to aspire for a good life partner?
probably, what i’m doing with Dave
is what I’m getting back !
don’t share this with others,
forget it!
Oh.. Mariyappa..
“I’ll sell all my property for you”!
what’s it?! why are you targeting my backside?
I’ve been trying to figure out where I kept it..
IT??.. what is it?
it makes you sneeze when you sniff..
what in the world?..
oh!.. dust!!?
No... snuff!
oh!! it’s right here.. like they say,
searching all around for the baby while it is safely tucked in tour waist!
Hey! don’t even mention about babies!! It makes me angry
ok.. let’s say..
like searching for a needle in a haystack!
Hey!!! don’t mention about needles!! I will loose control over myself!!
why so?
Only I know the pain of bringing up 35 kids you have 35 children?!!
No!! I had one and the there 34 due to him so, 34 +1= 35!!
sounds like the title of a horror film
yes, my life is quite horrific!!
I was running a medical store
and had one son then.
i wouldn’t know when this guy used to play with a needle and
puncture all the condoms that I had in my store...
all 34 customers who bought them came back with 34 children,
holding me responsible for their birth!!
Having heard this, my wife also left me
and I had to take care of them all alone!!
where can I get that needle?
Hey!! irritating old man!!
ah! Dileep, come here. I’ve been wanting
to tell you something and been forgetting.
Damn! he doesn’t even remember my name
I wonder what he’s forgotten!
My name is not Dileep, it’s Adarsh.
oh, yes! Adarsh.. i’m a little forgetful
oh.. is it?!
But I don’t regret that. In fact, I’m
quite happy about it, when I see
people like you, who suffer your entire life
from old memories.. that’s when
I feel I’m fortunate!!
But Dileep... oh, sorry
that’s my son’s name
having forgotten everything,
I’ve not been able to forget my young son
who killed himself in grief of
not getting the girl he loved..
and his mother who who lost her life
unable to bear that tragedy..
it’s so fresh in my mind!
Sorry!! in some time, i’ll forget all that I spoke now..
but you don’t forget it, dear
don’t forget this!
Why are you irritating me?
have I not told you that I need more time.
How much more time do we give you ?
we are also getting old we plan to
handover our business to you..
Yes you are getting aged and have a
business to give away.
and this guy has age to give
and has no business of his own.
I’m telling you, you both are made for each other
but i’m yet to find mine.
listen even we have aspirations of playing
with our grandchildren .
but what about my aspirations?
I am right here!!
No problem love we can do that even after marriage
Grandchildren can wait
Yes even I can wait!
shut the f...
Is this the way you speak to your would- be?
Would- be !!yes dad, you are right.
What is the urgency for marriage?
Yes, even I am in no hurry for marriage.
No problem love even I can wait.
what love,Dave?
yes, what love, Dave?!!
irritating fellow!!
I was thinking of holding this bomb but
looks like it's exploding in my hand
it is better I get lost from here.
Where are you going ?
is it to get the bag repaired?
Life itself seems to be wobbling here
it's high time we repaired that
what do you mean?
in grief of the one who stole the poems, why betray the one who stole the heart?
Why punish Peter for Paul's mistake?
But what about your pure love?!
My friend ,a great person had once said
that only pure love can get you back love.
And who's that?
Me, myself!!..
take it or leave it
Hey listen... listen!
Without you around who do I share my grief with?
Do you know my state?
“In search of you, i wander are you on land or in forests?,
I wonder I lost you, not knowing where I look for you, everywhere
I don't want the heart ,
of the one who is giving to me
But can’t be apart,
form the one who is living in me”
Oh God why are you punishing me like this
Bonny! is that you?
sorry, I think I disturbed you
You didn't disturb me
it was me who got disturbed
I wasn't getting sleep
Wake up Adarsh!
stop living in a world of illusions.
One day they will disappear
What do you mean?
Mine got shattered!!
that's the reason I am going to..
Going to disappear?!
I mean,where are you going?
I believe the one who loves us
will keep us very happy
So I've decided to get married to Dave
As a result, my parents will also be happy.
All the best Adarsh..
it's time to move on I guess.
This life has become an invitation
To write a name is pending
Have to share everything,at least now
Have to see you, somehow
The steps that I take towards you
don’t seem to move, apparently
Before I call you, someone
seems to call me, dearly
O dreams, without reason, do not change colours
O heart, without reason, do not leave me in dilemma
Without rhyme or reason, love towards
you developed, after you left
My heart, that I’ve left in you
is very safe with you
There is lot to say, if at all
I wonder what’s happened to silence today
what’s happened?
what’s happened?
please accept.
no please.
Please sir!
no sir!
please accept.
no please.
Take it, you!!!
yeah!! selfless!!!
Why has my message become a
reply-less banter
wherever you go, would you spare me
a little space, with you
The eyes have beautiful clouds
but the dusk is still bringing pain
painful..painful
Sumitra, serve me .
where’s Sumitra?
you can’t have everything your way.
so, she’s asked me to serve you!!
no end to whims and fancies....
Breaking news, Bonny has not left yet!!
Hey!! How did you get to know?
The moment I put this breakfast in my mouth
I knew that the bland, tasteless food could
only be American made!
Get lost ! you don't know the difference
between breaking news and heart breaking news..
Now, this is breaking news!
What is it?
Read it and you will know.
The “Niswarthi award”!! award for selflessness..
What nonsense is this!!
the purpose behind my working was quite different
from this. I am not fit for all these awards
You don't know what your worth is.
Do you think it's a small thing to get an award
from such a big NGO?!
Hey!! my award Kavana!!...
looks like she is working in the same NGO... come, come let's go!!
Come... come fast
Wait .where are you people going?
I am going in search of Kavana
What?
My love..
Oh “My Love”, Is A movie that's playing in the theatre out there
There's no point Speaking to this guy... let's go.
Sir where is Kavana?
Aren't you Adarsh? Did you recognise me?
To hell... where is Kavana Aren't you Adarsh? Did you recognise me?
To hell... where is Kavana
There, on the first floor
Come Bonny!!
Today's topic is, cleanliness is Godliness.
Madam, Kavana..
Oh.. Kavana, there's someone to see you..
What is it uncle? Who are you ?
Nothing..
Madam do you know where Kavana is?
Which Kavana?
This one, here..
Are you not Adarsh? the program has started.
Please come.
No I have to meet Kavana, first.. please take me to her
Come with me
She is taking rest there..
I'll leave you alone
I’m sorry,Adarsh.
What is this?
One day, a pen drive fell from the letters that came to office.
Thinking it to be something official, I viewed it.
But... It's is this video.
“Adarsh, This could be my last interaction with you.
Lacking the energy to write a letter,
as I would have loved to,
I had to take refuge in your beloved Technology.
Before getting our results, I got my reports.
Although energy was diminishing in my body,
the aspirations kept growing.
Instructing you through my letters,
I got all of them accomplished.
For my selfish motive, I pulled you
to the path of selflessness.
I knew for sure, that the only person who
would respond to my desires was you..
My Adarsh!!
2016
but what about the recent letter she wrote for my birthday?!!
“Hi Adarsh, best wishes on your birthday.
Beard and moustache doesn't seem to suit you
kindly shave. I would love to see you the way I used to see you earlier.
Yours Bhavana.”
What? Bhavana!!
Yes, that's me ,Bhavna. But in the U.S.
I am called Bonny.
The very same evening,
I came over to give this to you.
You are very sad and emotional that day..
you were saying, that you wanted her at any cost.
I understood, that her letters were the only inspiration to your life & survival.
So I copied her handwriting and started writing letters to you.
Adarsh, I may have been brought up in a foreign country
but it's blood, that flows in my heart too..
Not wanting to give an inch of space in my heart
to anybody other than Kavana, I neglected your love.
In fact ,many a time, I insulted you and
hurt you emotionally. I am sorry.
I know very well as to how it feels, when
we do not get the love of the person we love.
So, what do you want to do next
Take the Niswarthi award..
but by working for it.. achieving it!!
You will support me, wont you?
Of course.
After all this running behind you, are you
trying to tell me you didn't like anything in me?
Of course, I did... that is..
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