All language subtitles for Sofa Cama Rip mentecato BTarg

Okay, keep calm.
Don't get crazy.

I came in, left the papers her e,
the bags on the chairs.

After that I asked you about the weather
or maybe that was befor e.

No! It just has to be here.
And it's not.

I won't be able to fill of my orders
...and that's all there is to it!

Maybe one of the boys took them?

No, they're still sleeping...

Tyra?

My dear est Tyra,
could it have been you?

Come. I'm telling you to come here.

Tyra, come! Nobody in this house
takes me seriously.

Maybe you left it at work?

No, don't get worked up about it.
Everything always turns up.

If it was meant to, it'll turn up.

Really, it's up to us what happens.
No reason for negative energy.

Anyway, there ar e other ways to
find it, and I have a technique.

It takes a bit longer
but it always works.

At night, befor e I go to sleep,

I visualize the object.

Then I go to sleep, and when I wake
up in the morning,

unconsciously my body leads me
to the lost object.

It always works. I've been doing it
for years.

I haven't lost anything
in quite some time.

- Do you want some mate?
- No, I've already got some tea.

Did you see my cup?

- You had it in your hand.
- Right.

Well, I'll just make some more.

Look how pretty!
Don't touch it, okay?

Take that.

You bastard.

There's no way you can beat us.

C'mon, it's just one-on-one now.

- What's that tremor?
- Stop it!

Oh... the Sudestada windstorm!
The river will flood!

- Everyone stay in your houses!
- Leo!

A national emergency has been
declared!

- Asshole. Idiot.
- What's your problem, Dickweed?

- Retarded asshole.
- You've got a dirty little mouth.

Jerk. Nabuel the Ass-uel.

- What?
- Ass-uel... like asshole.

- What ar e you trying to do?
- Let me go.

No, put that glass back or
I'll kick your ass.

Okay, fine, let go of me.

Son of a bitch!
Come back here, you little shit.

Stop it, you asshole.
What's your problem?

Come her e!

- Boys, stop it right now!
- Ass-uel!

Nice, I'm sure you're making Carmen
feel really welcome with this show.

Oh! No! Stop it!

Enough, boys, enough.

Okay, done.

What should I get?

The water and there's an open
bottle of wine...

...for the empanadas.

- Mom.
- What?

- Facundo invited me to the coast.
- Yeah? For when?

- The last two weeks of January?
- Where?

Gesell.

OK, if you help me with the candles,
I can give you money for the trip.

But won't you need more for food?

No, I don't need to spend anything,
we're taking tents.

- How nice, a vacation.
- Nahuel, go get the napkins.

The first time I went with a friend
on vacation it was to Gesell.

It was great.

Traveling is gr eat. It gets you
used to being on your own.

Yeah.

I can't believe it!
It came back to me.

I was just telling her how
everything always turns up.

- Nahuel, you get them.
- No, you get them.

You know, my love, if you have to go
to Gesell, you'll go.

Sounds good.

- You boys want anything?
- No, thanks.

You know, it's like we get to do
our own thing.

Just setting things up and being
able to have our spot.

- Go ahead. Here's a shot.
- Its you turn.

But then what?
Hang out by yourselves?

- C'mon, man.
- Facundo, c'mon.

- No, I don't feel like playing.
- Dude, don't be a drag.

Facu, it's a three way game, dude.

Let me get by.

- Have some. Rum and coke.
- No, I don't want any.

Have some!

Hello. Excuse us.

Cmon, Leo, it's your turn.

Did they say hello?
They were talking to you?

- Hello.
- Hi.

What are you watching?

Nothing, a documentary.

On today's program... killer whales.

Sit down.

- No, over here.
- Well, okay.

I love the sea! I would love
to have a house on the sea.

What a beautiful animal!
Just look at it.

Yeah, beautiful, but...

Nooo! It's eating the seal.

Why isn't the cameraman doing
something?

He's doing his job. If he saves
the seal they'll fire him.

Not me. I would get in there
and save the seal.

It makes me sad.

They ar e beautiful animals.

They're gorgeous, both of them.

Why do they have to eat each other?

The orcas are eating up
all the others.

Leo, hurry up! Leo!

Here.

Here it's.

If you dont like it, all the same,
I won't do anything else.

No. Me, personally, I love it.
But I want him to decide for himself.

I teach them that they have to make
their own decisions.

- Do you like it?
- Thats it?

Can't you see that he can't tell.

He'll learn.

Well, c'mon, do you like it?
Do want it shorter?

I dont know, Ma.

All the same, this is the style.

I can cut a bit more here
but that's it.

Do people buy hair?

Yes, of course, and you can't
imagine how expensive it is.

Because the use it to make wigs.

I want to sell mine so don't sweep.

And today was the day I was going
to sweep, Mom.

Anyway, you would need a lot.
It has to be very long.

Like if I was to sell mine with this
mess I have now,

I swear, nobody would buy my hair.

But, you know, his hair is beautiful,
like his father's.

Your mother is right, Leo, you have
nice hair.

You have to take advantage of it
and cut off a bit right here.

No way. I'm the only one who cuts
my hair and I don't want to.

Sooorry! What are you getting so
upset about?

I'm not upset, Mom. You're just
making a big deal of nothing.

You always have to have the last
word. You're impossible.

- Yeah, I get the last word.
- You see!

You'r e the one who wants
the last word.

- Easy, easy.
- See?

Cmon, take it easy.
Anyway, Carmen, no more cutting.

Who?

Deciderio.

Good morning, ma'am. Is
Mr. Daniel Deciderio there, please?

Yes, we're calling from
Moviphone Argentina.

Hes in our database...

Of course... we were
just calling to notify him of...

Yes. His address?

That would be fine.

...okay... one moment

No. This is where we lived.
Ask where he is right now.

Yes... and can you tell me
where we can get in touch with him.

Yes, now.

Oh, he's traveling. And when is he
expected to r eturn? He went abroad?

Okay. Is it alright if I call back?
Thank you very much, good day.

Make yourself at home,
why dont you?

Miguel still hasn't come back.

- Did he take a trip?
- Yeah, for a while.

Good, then he'll make some money
and maybe pay me back someday.

I don't know when he's coming back.

- Hows soccer going?
- Okay.

Made a lot of goals?

I don't make goals.
I'm the goalie, stupid.

You'r e in a bit of a mood,
ar en't you?

Look, man, I'm going to practice
right now, so put the water away.

Whats your problem?

You have to stop with this stuff.

Just put the water back, seriously.
Let's go, you know, I have practice.

Don't you people ever clean up?
What's the deal?

Whatever, that's our pr oblem.
Denis, put away the mate.

- Carmen, Denis.
- We've already met, Leo.

- How ar e you?
- How are you, Carmen?

- Would you like some mate?
- Ah, how nice. Is it still hot?

No, no, no.

I br ought some cookies.

Thank you.

Carmen, if you need to go, I can
wait until you get back.

No.

Leo, you get going, okay... no
pr oblem. I'll just have some mate

We'll hang for a bit and then I have
to fly. I still have work to do.

No, but I can't leave the door open.
We don't do that anymore.

Don't sweat it, Leo, get going,
really. Some mate and I'm out.

Go ahead, get to practice.
Go for it.

He thinks this is his house!
Real nice, butthead.

- Fine. I'm going.
- Bye bye.

Tell my mother that Nahuel was
supposed to clean up and he didn't,

- the little son of a bitch. Later!
- Okay.

No need to use a lot of pressure because,
we have a lot of energy.

You just need to rub.
Can you feel it?

Leo, could you turn that off,
my child, because we need silence.

What are you up to?

I'm r eading.

Can it wait for tomorrow?
Turn off the light.

See you in the morning.

Did you want to watch TV?

- Sure, did you want some orange?

- No, thank you.

I have some r eal headaches tomorrow.
What time do you haver to get up?

No. I'm on vacation.

Right, I forgot. You are so lucky.
I am so jealous.

A vacation, that would be nice.

I'm sorry, Leo, but I'm dead.
I'm going to sleep

Do you want me to turn off the
TV and go?

No, that's okay.
Good night.

Good night.

Leo, could you bring me a glass
of water, please.

Thanks. Let's go to sleep, okay?

Leo!

Leo!

Leo!

Okay.

- Man, c'mon!
- Let go

C'mon, I've been calling you for
two hours.

Here you go.

It's gr oss...
it doesn't have any sugar.

It's not gr oss, man,
it just needs sugar.

This needs a nail or something.
Someone will get stuck in there.

Mom told me you wer e going.

Yeah, I'm going with Facu.

I remember when I used to go
out to the country; it was amazing

Here.

Put that back.

Whats the deal?

It's Carmen's.

- Whose?
- Carmen 's.

A friend of Moms.

Okay, then, her e you go!

Whats the big deal?
Easy! Easy, man.

- I got you. Calm down.
- Get off, butthead.

I got you!
Give up, you little bastard.

You give up! Im on top.

Get off, man.

This chick brought her whole
apartment.

Cmon, man. Don't be a dick.
Put her stuff back.

She's just staying for a few days,
anyway.

- Is she hot?
- I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

Man, Mom's busting my balls with
all her guests.

- What the hell is this?
- You're a dick.

"You're a dick.
Miguel, you're a dick."

Leooo, look into my eyes, deep
into my eyes.

You don't have anything better
to do, you big jerk?

You ar e forgiven.

Let go of my head.

You ar e forgiven.

Go on, stupid.

Its nice.
Did you make it yourself?

That one's fr om Peru.

Let me see.
What do you think?

It doesn't matter, Mom.
I'm not going to wear them anyway.

Why won't you wear it, love?

Because I already have one.

What you have are soccer pants.

All he wears ar e his soccer pants.

Leo, I don't want Facundos mother
thinking I don't take car e of you.

Leo, are you listening?

What do I care about
Facundos mother?

Do you have any here to sell?

No, no. Take this one, keep it

No, I couldnt...

No, I want to. Besides, it's like
free advertising it for me.

- Mom, get out!
- Okay.

Why do you always have to become
friends with the salesgirl?

Get out of here.
Leave!

- You must be Miguel.
- Yes.

- I'm Carmen.
- Oh, hello.

I forgot my keys like an idiot.
Could you help me with the bags?

Of course.

No, come this way.
We can go in through my room

Bed

Sofa

I'll make it a bed again
so you can r est.

Bed.

- I can't believe it.
- Because?

For the last five days I've been
sleeping curled up.

Seriously?

Nobody told me.

But my Mom must have told you.
I mean, you know her.

Well, not that well.
I know her thr ough a friend.

I'm not really supposed to be here.
I was supposed to be in Uruguay.

But, well, you can see I'm here.

Okay, kids, we'll play four-on-four.
Were going to get to the goal box.

Let's go, Leo.

C'mon, c'mon.
Let's get serious, Leo.

Let's go. Whoever's next!

Ooooh!
Son of a bitch!

What happened?
Did he hit you hard?

He fucked up my arm.

Let me tell you, I had a day.
I am wiped out.

I did n't even have time
to make the bed.

I br ought something useful.

Yes!

H mmmm!
What's this?

Daniel's clothing.

Who knows, I thought maybe
some of it could fit the boys.

Definitely, Miguel without a doubt.
He'll wear anything.

But Leo is the most difficult
with clothing.

This one, for example, how much?

C ut it out. I'd give it to you first.
You can have it.

What? Why? How can you just
give it to me?

But I'm the one who should be
thanking you.

Look at all the things
you brought us.

That's ridiculous. This is clothing
that I'd be donating to charity.

But this is different, Bernie.
This is your work.

You just took this staff?

No, he gave this back to me. It's
all clothing that I gave hi.

- Men.
- Yeah

Okay, kid, let's see,
what we have here.

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

I told you. Nothing.

This is the radius which goalies
tend to break. It's fine.

You don't have anything

I couldn't have broken anything
else? A tendon?

What's the matter? You don't want
to go to gym?

No, but, it hurts a lot.

It's just swollen, so I'll give you an
anti-inflammatory.

Take it three times a day
and you'll need two weeks of rest.

And you'll be fine.
Do you have insurance?

No. I don't think so.

Well, then ask them in traumatology
to take car e of you.

Say Dr. Vera sent you and they won't
ask you too many questions.

Okay, and they'll put the cast on.

What cast?

You don't need a cast.

You don't need a cast
for this.

Not for the swelling?

No. You need rest and the pills
for the swelling. Got it?

- Okay, thank you very much, Doctor.
- Take care, okay?

- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello. Whats up? How are you?

Ok. Doctor Vera,
sent me for a cast.

- What happened?
- I fractur ed my radius.

How do you fracture it?

Playing soccer.
Blocking a shot.

Blocking.
You took a bad dive?

No. A forward kicked my arm.

You have to learn how to dive.

Everyone will be jealous of you.

A piece of art...

Look at this!

Not bad, huh?

Let me finish.

Get off, Nahuel.

Let me finish!

Change the channel.

You change it.

I've got a cast, dickweed. You get up
and change it.

What's that crap, mom?

Have some. It'll make you better.
Go ahead.

No. I'm not going to drink tea.
I broke a bone, Mom.

Well, that's what this is for,
darling. Try it.

- No. Its gross.
- It'll help you to heal quickly.

- Leave it. I'll have it later.
- When it cools down a bit?

Okay.

Here, put the cast here. You'll be
More comfortable that way

Take care the tea.

What's this?

That's better, isn't it?

That handkerchief is awful, Mom.
It belongs to some old bag.

It's the only one I have.

Well, what do you want me to do?
Where that out in the street?

Jes�s, youre imposible.
Listen, did you r eturn your ticket?

No, I didnt.

Well, return it because you are
staying home this week, you know.

Yes, I know.

- Easy.
- Yes.

Is it awful?

- Leo.
- What?

Do you want to try this one?

Lets see.

It's a bit ragged,
but it should work.

Lets see.

Yes.

Do you like it?

Yes.

C'mon dickweed, C'mon.

C'mon, C'mon.

Stop!

Stop! Foul.

Foul, foul.

C'mon, give me the ball.

You block, loser!

C'mon.

Leo, try to block
at least one, man.

You'r e the substitute goalie, plus
you've only got one hand.

Yeah, you'r e a blockhead.
Why don't you play over there.

What happened, boys?

Nice shot, Nahuel.

Look at that!
It working again.

Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second, Nahue.

Let's try something. Put the things
she uses most on the middle shelf.

And the tools or these knick knacks
on the bottom. How's that?

Carmen, don't worry about it, okay?
Because my mom likes it messy.

C'mon, man, don't talk like that.
There are three young men her e.

I don't get why you guys don't help
your mother.

No, really, she likes it messy.

Nothing happened here. Nahuel,
keep your mouth shut and play stupid.

Yeah, hes r eal good at that.

How much do you want to bet that
she won't even notice?

But let's clean up this mess or
shell kill us when she gets here.

Put this over there.
That's better.

Look at my mom.

No, with culo. We were playing
with culo, right?

- Yeah, but you have to call first.
- C ulo!

Hello!

No, culo wont,
work for you

Hellooo!

Whats up?

What's are all of you laughing about
so much? What ar e you playing?

Generala.
I was winning.

Yeah?

- What's going on?
- Nothing.

Cmon!
Give me a hint.

Hey, Nahu, didnt you have a
surprise for, Mama?

The baaaaseball cap! It looks so cute
on you, my love.

Whaaat?!

He's had that cap forever.

But why are you...
What's going on?

Bernie, look in your studio.

Wow! Now I know why I felt this
strange flow of energy in the house.

- Powerful!
- That was Nahuel.

Ma, looked what we found.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Do you know what this is?
It's the pr operty in the south.

We owe a ton of taxes on it.
Whatever, we lost it a while ago.

Why do you say that?

You should see if you qualify for
a tax moratorium.

No, the fees are too expensive.
Forget about it...

- Ther e!
- Leave it there!

- Go back.
- Thats it.

You get it, Nabu.

Can you open?

Boys!

What an idiot. I locked myself in!
I can't believe it.

You have to pull it this way...

Carmen, are you done with
the bathroom?

All yours.

- Leo.
- What?

Oh, no, you have the cast.
You can't...

Can't what?

- Put on this necklace on me.
- Oh, I can do that.

I'll move my hair,
out of the way.

There you go.

Excuse me,
is the adaptor over here?

Yeah, it must be over ther e.
Just take a look.

Go ahead and turn the light on.
I'm just looking over this property.

I wonder why something like this
shows up again right now.

What a mess you have here,
Bernie.

Its life itself.

It knocks everything down, you know.
Its the karmas. My God.

I have three karmas in my life.
The three boys I gave birth to.

When I was pregnant with Miguel,
I was studying psychology and...

...had to give it up. Then with Leo my
dream was to go to India. Still is.

And I was pregnant and ther e was
some virus there at the time,

and Leo's father wouldn't let me go.
He went himself, anyway.

And then Nahuel wasn't even two,
and their father left us.

What happened?

He left. I don't know.
He traveled a lot.

First a week, then a month, and then
he just stopped writing.

But ar e you sure that something
didn't happen to him?

Quite the contrary, lots of things must
have happened to him. My God!

There I was with the boys, and
we just got out of there.

Poor Miguel was very little and he
wasn't able to work yet.

I did n't have a cent and I came here
To my family's house.

Me and my three karmas.

Well, at least you have thr ee really
great boys which is saying a lot.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Forgive me.

For what?

You'll get pregnant. You'll see.
You still have time.

Plus nowadays ther e are lots of
techniques, gymnasiums, tests...

I was talking about the boys,
Bernie, not about me.

I'm great like this,
alone, laid-back.

Well, I have to get going.

Let me see.

You look gorgeous.

- Ar e you going downtown?
- Yeah.

I can bring you.
Let's go.

Hey! I didn't know you
wer e going.

Yeah, Leo, but its late.
Bye bye. Next time.

Thanks!

Son of a bitch!

Are you alone and sad, abandoned
here in this world?

This is still clean, Leo.
Not this one.

What a disaster you boys,
have her e. My God.

I'm going to cook something. Do you
want a sandwich or something?

No. I'm going.

Yeah? You don't want to take your
brother so he can get out a bit?

- Who are you going with?
- With my friends, Mom.

- But if Leo is at the beach...
- I'm Leo, Mom. Facundo is at the beach.

Yeah, I know you'r e Leo.
I just got mixed up.

Over her e.

A rum and Coke.

- Hey! Hello! What's up?
- Hello. What's going on?

- You remember me? I'm Sole.
- Sole.

I'm with my friend Dolor es.

Hows it going?

Good!

What happened to you?

This?
I br oke it.

One, just one.

- Hey, how ar e you?
- Hello, good, and you?

Just one.

- What happened.
- I broke it. Playing soccer.

Sole.

- Dolores, How are you doing?
- Thanks you.

This is Dolor es.

- Dolores.
- Hello

What's your name?

Yeah!

Dolor es.

Soledad.

Talk!

You want to go downstairs
to eat something?

Theres food here?

I heard theyve got everything.

Are you hungry?

- Bye!
- My beer!

I'm seaseick!

Are you seaceick?

Can I stay her e for a while?

Yes.

So, do I stay?

Come... come.

Sorry.

Any kiss her e?

Man, what are you doing?

You'r e very drunk!

So do I!

Leo, I'm drunk!

Wait me her e.

I'm drunk!

Excellent!

Whats up!
Denis!

Whats up. Finally, one of your
buddies got you out of the house.

No. I came with a girl.

Man, hurry up!

Close the door!

With a girl?
Excellent!

What are you doing, man?
Are you crazy?

Man, and if Migue didn't come it's
because he scor ed too, right?

Miguel? I don't know what's up
with him. Why?

I think he had something
going on with a girl.

Yeah?
Where?

Stay in ther e all day, faggot.

I don't know.
In your house.

In my house?

What are you saying...
in my house?

Excellent! All the women her e are easy...
super easy, man.

Get off, man.

Your her e with a girl?

Yeah, I'm here with a girl.

C'mon, introduce me. No problem.
Stop, hang out a bit.

Leo.

What happened?
Ar e you ok?

Stay here. I'll be right back.
I'm getting a broom.

Give me...

Give me, what?

- Give it to me. I'll sweep.
- No. Dont.

- I want to sweep.
- Leo, I can do this in two seconds.

Leo, please!

You'r e bar efoot. There's glass here,
you'll cut yourself.

I can do it.
Let me.

Stop it!

Leo!

Leo, you're... you had drink too much.

Whats the matter?

Im sick of it.

Of what?
What happened?

What are you sick of?

Tell me.

I'm listening,
tell me...

But, but...
you'r e totally shitfaced!

Leo, wake up!

C'mon. Get up.
Let's get you to your room.

No. I dont want to.

Leo, get up off the sofa.

Please, Leo, please.
No, Leo.

No, Leo.

- Don't move. Just r elax.
- But it's always the same thing.

No. I just saw a nit, darling.
No, ther e's a bunch.

Look, I found some corn.

Whats this?

Fine, come here.
Eat while I pick them out.

What horror! Look at all
the nits in your brother's hair.

I thought you were hungry.

I thought you were hungry.

Bon Giorno, Leito, do you want
some coffee that I made for you?

Is it raining?

Yeah, it's raining. You're in luck.
We can stay in bed today and,

- r ent a movie.
- Be quiet, Mama, please.

The same rotten character as
his father.

Look at this, look.
You ar e taking a shower.

Incredible. I haven't been
in here in ages.

It leaks in here.

But I can fix it up. I'll be fine with
the sofa, r eally.

No, but we said the sofa would
be temporary.

No, but I'll be going soon anyway,
Bernie. Seriously.

Hey, were you here when Leo
got home last night?

Yesterday, why?

Nothing, just did you see how he is.
He's still knocked out.

I have no idea what he drank or
how much.

He was wiped out. When I got back
last night he was totally wiped out.

I couldn't get myself
to get him up.

Next time, wake him up, you know.
The sofa is for you.

No, but it doesn't bother me.

Yeah, but it bothers me.

Have some.

Ah! Get away with that.

C'mon, man, it'll be good for you.
Let's go, you can take it.

Yeah, you'r e the expert.

I'm not anything, Leo.
But you ar e going to drink it.

Otherwise, you'll end up drunk at
parties, making a fool of yourself.

And why didn't you go to
the party last night?

I don't know.
I did n't feel like it.

No, it's just Denis told me you were
with someone. Yeah?

Maybe.

Who wer e you with?

I don't know, man.
What's up with you?

What?

You keep asking me staff.
C ut it out.

Whats the problem
with me asking?

- Just dont ask me anything else.
- Why?

Because I don't feel like
answering, Leo. So stop it.

But who were you with?
I'm your brother.

- Ar e you going to start?
- Start what?

Go fuck yourself, man.

But what's your problem,
butthead?

You and your little kid
bullshit. Later.

Carmen?

Yeah?

Do you have anything - here it is! -
you have to do today?

Why?

I need you to take
of Nahuel for me.

What's the matter with him?

Just a little temperature, but
nothing serious.

Give him this, infusion, hour or
hour and a half.

Make sure he pees, you know, to get
the toxins out.

I have to go to the house in Chubut
befor e they lock it up.

This pr operty thing has me crazy.

Don't worry. Any problem and
I'll call a doctor.

No. Don't call a doctor. They'r e
useless.

Little darling, let me take a look.
It must be ready now.

It fell down your pajama.

You'll make it worse.

Stop scratching.

Your brother's fever shot up.
Did you know?

That much?

Yeah. How ar e you feeling?

Fine. Why?

Oh, Miguel made me take this once.

Please, don't say a word.

No way. My mom's teas
are a lot of bullshit.

Tyrita, you must be thirsty.
I'm going to untie you, baby.

He doesn't understand you, Mom.

Of course he does.
You understand me, dont you?

She wants to help when I water
the plants and take care of the soil.

Stop with the ball, darling.
You'll get a fever again.

Come her e. You have to drink
some water.

I don't want any.
Stop bothering me!

Why are you answering me like that?
You'r e acting like your br other.

He's at that age, but you still, thank
God have some years to go.

What do you mean "that age"?

Stop with the ball.
You'r e getting the wall dirty.

It already is all dirty,
Momma.

Don't talk back.
Impossible.

Nahuel, stop it with the ball!

Did you give drugs from the
pharamacy to Nahuel?

What?

Did you?

No! What drugs?

You swear?

No. I told you no.
What's going on?

Don't say anything to anybody
about this. Nobody.

What are you doing?

I knew it!

Leo, hey!
Come her e!

Hello.
Hello!

How ar e you?

What are you doing around her e?

I came to see if they sold any of
my mom's candles.

This place is great.
Did you know it?

Just in passing.
Fr om outside.

I like it because everything is on
sale. I'll take both.

Can I use my cr edit card?

Yes, of course.

Leo, get something for yourself
if you want.

Oh, no, no.

Go ahead. Don't worry
about the money.

Very good.
Would you sign here?

Of course.

Should I put them in
two bags or in one?

However you want.

Let me see... in this bag?

I thought that I forgot the bag
with Nahuels things.

But... ar en't they going to call you
about the credit card?

No, its an secondary card.
Don't worry about it.

Hey, what about the shoes? You
never tried them on.

You like the color, right?

Yeah. They're my size.
They'll fit.

Great.

Hello.

Hello.

What are you doing?

Working.
Like always.

Careful with this.

Okay.

Bernie.

What?

For you.

Just a little something.

Thank you.

"Manuel of Horticulture."

Do you like it?

Yes. Howd you know?

I dont know. I just thought,
you do everything with your hands.

How is Nahuel feeling?

Good.
Much better.

Leo, what did you give your brother?

I gave him the herbal tea
that makes you better.

That's why he's better.

- Hey! What happened?
- Momma cut it off.

I cut his hair because they wouldn't
let him go to camp.

But you shaved him.
But, he didn't have lice.

He had lice. Had.

Do you like it?

No.

Full servido.

Full servido.

Very god!

Excellent!
Check it out!

You cheated,
son of a bitch.

How could I have?

Let me go, butthead.

Youre going to match me?

Full servido?

Thats what I got.

Wait up.

Twenty-five, Leo.

No. You don't have full, man.
Start fr om zer o.

I just got full. That was it,
man. You lost.

Youre out.

You are a mess. You dont have
anything. You lost the generala.

You owe me ten buck... ten!

What do you mean ten?

Youre crazy!

Okay. Lets go for points now, for
the winner... generala.

Okay, generala.

Cmon, throw already.

Thats it!

No way. I cant believe it!
Excellent.

- The toad.
- What's the toad?

You'r e going to teach me to play,
right? I have no idea.

Its really simple.
Just take a coin.

Yeah? But I have no aim.

Youll see.

Lets have some beer.

Give me a bit.

I did.

There you go.

- A toast.

- A toast.
- To the toad!

Careful with the zombie.

C'mon, c'mon.
Give it to me.

Whats up? Not beer! You're crazy.
Do you want some water?

Yes.

C'mon, man, give him some beer,
so he can become a man. He's big.

Go on. Lie down or they might try
to throw a coin in your mouth.

I got it! I got the one in the middle!

The toad - five points!
Very good.

You bitch!
Thr ee hundred!

Of course. Give me
some mor e chips.

Nice.

Wait up.

Move, move, move.
C'mon, let's go.

Me?

Yeah, you go.

Impossible!

Mom, what ar e you doing
getting up at this hour?

And what ar e all of you doing still
awake at this hour?

Excellent! Yes!

Leo, go to your room
right now, please.

C'mon, Mom.
We'r e on vacation.

Yes, but I'm not. I dont get a
vacation. I work 24- 7.

And I've told you a thousand times
no cigarette butts in the glasses.

How many more times
do I have to say it?

I'm sorry, Bernie.
It was my fault. I'm sorry.

No, I don't mind you smoking!

It's just that I do have ashtrays here,
and I'd rather someone used them.

No?

They used to be here on this shelf.

Where ar e they? Where?

Stop, stop.
I'll get a br oom.

Mom, they wer e ugly,
but isn't that a bit much?

Look, you snotty little shit,
ther e's a r eason I do all the work.

I'd like to see you do a tenth of
the housework, a tenth!

Okay, okay. You got up on the
right side of the bed.

You do know what the difference
is between you and me?

When I was your age I took car e
of myself. I made my own money

And I didn't bother anybody.
That's the difference, Nahuel.

Leo.

Leo!

You don't even know
what you'r e saying.

I know what I'm saying! If it wasn't for me,
everyday, running this house...

Running the house. You spend
the whole day breaking glass.

We get r eally rich with...

What are you doing?
You're crazy!

You little shit! Shut up!
Im sick of you!

I'm not cleaning all this up now.

Fine, shut up. I don't want to talk
anymor e. I'll make the rings.

Oh, you'r e making rings. Why don't
you teach me how, so I can be rich.

Shut up! Okay! Shut up!

What's your problem?
Have you gone crazy?

That's why everyone avoids her.

Everything okay?

Nahuel can you stop
that for a bit, please?

Nahuel...

...could you play that later?
Nahuel.

Nahuel!

What?

Don't play anymore.
Your mother doesn't feel well.

It doesn't matter.

Stop!

My mother doesn't mind if I play.

Los canelones ar e ready.

Let's see!

Let me pass by.

Go ar ound that way.

My Mom says she'll be right her e.

They look good.

Good.

C'mon, let's eat.

What are you doing?
We'll wait for her.

C'mon, let's eat.

You want one?

I'll pour myself some wine.

Pour me a bit, too.

A little bit?

Pass me the cheese, Miguel?

Wait a sec.

Good evening.

Mom.

Bernie, Some?

Thank you, yes.

It's nice to have all of us together
for dinner. It's been a while, no?

Yeah.

Telephone.

Right.
Hello?

No, Mom.
It was the TV.

Why do I always fall for that?
You always get me.

- What happened?
- The cast makes me itch.

- It drives me crazy.
- It'll come off soon.

It doesn't matter. I think I'll take it
off myself sooner.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I'm sick of it.

Just bear it a little longer even if it
bugs you. It's for your own good.

You block with you hand, right?
Bernie?

It itches. I have to put a bag over
it in order to shower.

Well, thank you all
for cooking for me.

It's been a long while since anybody's
cooked for me, boys.

Carmen cooked.

Well, you helped with the shopping.

- I put the dishes on the table.
- I put the salt on the food.

What are you doing, butthead?
Calm down.

The canelones ar e great.

More cheese? Really?
Or are you just being polite?

No. It's the truth.
They're really good.

Really good.

Eat right. You are spitting out
everything.

Mom!

You'r e getting the floor wet.

No but I have to put a lot of water
because it's very dry.

Momma!

Don't touch her!
Don't touch her!

Hey, kid. No playing around here.

Leo, c'mon.
She woke up.

Nahu, let's go.

At last, you woke up.

Here, Mom. Do you want some
Coke that went flat.

No thanks.

No? It's great.

You'r e still tired?

A bit.

Yeah?

What sweet faces
you have, you know.

Well, at least you got yourself
a bed. We didn't get anything.

Did I sleep a lot?

Not r eally.
Not that much.

Seventeen hours.

- Really?
- Yes

No, he's kidding.
Really?

- Yeah, she slept seventeen hours.
- And Carmen?

No, Carmen didn't come.

Someone lent her a house for the
summer and she had to get the keys.

I'm still a little bit tired.

What are you doing her e?

Are you with someone?

No, no.

Thank you.

Did something happen?

No.

How's Bernie?

Fine, much better.

Yeah, it'll take some time.

Yeah.

Do you want something to drink?

No, thanks.
I'm fine.

Let me get you
something anyway.

Daniel is still traveling,
luckily.

I decided to take advantage of the
situation and stay her e a few days.

How ar e you feeling?

Fine, fine.
You know, whatever.

Look, you know, if your mom has
a problem, it's hers, you know.

It doesn't have to do with you.

Yeah.

I mean, that's what I think.

Are those...

Yes.

...the ones I bought you?

Yes!
They're awful!

This is their debut.

Take off your jacket.
Make yourself comfortable.

Aren't you too warm with that?

Yeah.

Here give it to me.

They took off your cast.

Yeah! I took it off myself.

Look at you!
You could n't wait.

- Yeah, but ther e was nothing
wr ong with it.

Of course.

What do you mean ther e was
nothing wrong with it?

No, no.
I did n't need a cast.

I don't understand.

It was so I could stay at home...

with you.

You'r e messing with me.

Lets see. Which one got skinny.
This one?

No this one.

You know they say that one
gets weaker.

It was all sweaty.

Lets see how your strength is.

Okay.

Lets arm wrestle.
But for real.

Okay.

Let's see.

But your strong,
you bastard.

Ow! That hurt!

Oh! I did.
Im sorry.

Really. I hurt you.

The problem is that I have a lot of
strength in my mouth.

I have strong teeth.

- Todays Monday?
- Yes.

- Is my makeup okay?
- Yes.

Okay, let's go

Ill call you.

Stop it, stop!
Thats my bicycle

Dont be such a...

No. Momma wanted
to paint it.

Boys.

What.

Look.
Come her e.

Grab this side. You take this side
over here, Nahu.

No, no, no. Leo!

Come.

Yes.

The table with all the junk over there.

The junk over there?

Cmon, grab it good.

Oh, backwards.

I think it will be
much better over there.

C'mon, Miguel, it's heavy.

Over there is good.

Now, the sofa.
Take everything off of it.

- C'mon.
- Stop.

C'mon, man.

Turn, turn right, Leo!

I can't.

Yes, you can!

I can't turn!

Let's see, c'mon.
Go over there.

- Get down!
- Stop.

- Yes, I can.
- I can't, I can't.

Oh, butthead.

If I say I can't,
it's because I can't.

Believe me, butheatt!

In front of it.

Careful, careful. Perfect.

And we can put the books on this
piece behind the sofa.

You sit her e.
Watch the TV.

Come.

Put it on, Mom.

And we have all this space for
whatever we want.

Now lets clean up.

Move, Mom. Youre in the way.