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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,578 I'm getting really sick and tired 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,163 of this "having to tell you what happened last week" shit. 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,169 Take some notes or something. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,127 Get a pencil. Grab some paper. 5 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:15,089 I'm serious. I can wait. 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,680 Your father is gonna be the new Hobo Loco 7 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,766 beverage spokesperson. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,272 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,443 Little Frank-ettes. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,896 Each day, you'll be given 11 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,605 timed challenges. Those of you 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,315 who fail to complete the tasks 13 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,409 will be eliminated. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,782 All's fair in love and hobo wars, Frank. 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,238 Whoa! 16 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,664 All's fair, Mikey O. 17 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,957 All's fair. 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,409 You will bleed out and die 19 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,165 if you carry six babies to term. 20 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,746 She's trying to kill my babies! 21 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:48,839 Ingrid? Ingrid? 22 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,586 Oh, crap. 23 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:51,962 I think I might be gay. 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,010 I've just been feeling ways 25 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,047 that I never felt before. 26 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,379 Nice ass. 27 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,305 Hey, so what's the job? Busboy? 28 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,678 Uh, dishwasher? 29 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,430 Street corner sign spinner. 30 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,557 You'll be back tomorrow, right? 31 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,683 Yeah. 32 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:05,773 Die! 33 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,857 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop! 34 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:07,942 We don't like him. 35 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,393 Santiago's a good guy. 36 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,774 Oh, fuck. 37 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,105 - Xan? - I didn't know 38 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,360 where else to go. 39 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,367 Yo, wakey, wakey. 40 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,408 Get the fuck away from me! 41 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,638 You smell like booze. 42 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,619 - You're fired. - What? 43 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,288 Some lady called the cops on me. 44 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,560 - What'd you do? - Selling lemonade 45 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,500 in front of her house. 46 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,288 Motherfucker. 47 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,166 That was my brother with the lemonade stand. 48 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,434 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 49 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,684 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 50 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,766 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 51 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:54,025 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 52 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,528 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 53 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,907 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 54 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,988 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 55 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:07,701 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 56 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:17,836 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 57 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,922 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 58 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,180 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 59 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:28,604 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 60 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,933 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 61 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,441 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 62 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,317 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 63 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,276 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 64 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,673 Good morning, peaches and cream, 65 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,126 number one girl. 66 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,177 How's my six embryos today? 67 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,504 You mean George, 68 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,759 Gordy, Glenn, Gladys, 69 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,340 Gina, and Gabby Gallagher? 70 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,141 We're pissed, Frank. 71 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,220 We're pregnant and we're lonely 72 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,270 and we're tired of hiding from Dr. Kwan 73 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,940 in this dark rat cave basement. 74 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,892 The final's today. 75 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,228 I want you home now. I want you home now. 76 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,065 I want you the fuck home now. 77 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,158 Right now. 78 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,235 Well, yeah, sure, 79 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,034 you... you want that, honey. 80 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:31,368 This is for the future of our children. 81 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,373 You can't ask me to quit now. 82 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,079 You can't ask LeBron James 83 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,914 not to play in the playoffs. 84 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:40,342 I'll be home tonight, a winner, 85 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,295 50... 86 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,630 Motherfucker! 87 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,181 Ingy? 88 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,684 Things a tad stressful 89 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,228 with the little lady, Frank? 90 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,057 Might be time to wash up and head home. 91 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,562 Nah. 92 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,190 She was just calling to remind me 93 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,273 to be humble when I win. 94 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,232 I don't know. 95 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:07,286 That sounded a lot like a woman wanting you to quit. 96 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,364 Probably should. 97 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,417 I've quit many things in my life, Mikey... 98 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,835 school, jobs, marriages, 99 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,958 rehab several times. 100 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,086 I am not quitting this. 101 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,716 I am the Hobo Loco Mofo. 102 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,138 Okay... 103 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,302 ♪♪ Oh ♪♪ 104 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:33,513 ♪♪ You don't even know what you're talking about ♪♪ 105 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,911 What are you doing? That's my Oxy! 106 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,704 Hey, that bitch stole my Oxy! 107 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,373 You fucking skank bitch! 108 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,540 Get her! 109 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,047 South Side piece of shit! 110 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,480 Croissants? 111 00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,877 Where the hell'd we get croissants? 112 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,188 That Randy guy keeps dropping off baked goods. 113 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,395 Who? 114 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,400 Mm, creepy guy. Ingrid's ex-husband. 115 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,051 The more she refuses to come out of the basement, 116 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,407 the more baked goods he drops off 117 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,200 on our front porch. I mean, look at this. 118 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,995 Cinnamon rolls, doughnut, doughnut holes... 119 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,684 Kelly, have you tried the cinnamon bread yet? 120 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,949 I know. Better than sex. 121 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,125 Mm. 122 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,577 What's everybody up to today? 123 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,209 Carl's looking for buried treasure! 124 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,165 Oh, laugh it up, guys, laugh it up, 125 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,342 but come payday, you'll see who the real captain is. 126 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,715 I gotta replace that janky furnace today. 127 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,762 You know how much the guy quoted me one for? 128 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,306 - 7,500 bucks. - Jesus. 129 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,349 Yeah, I'm gonna find a used one on Craigslist. 130 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,894 Craigslist is for murderers, isn't it? 131 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,312 Nah. I've Craigslist-ed, like, 132 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,061 40 times. Only gotten rape-y vibes once. 133 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,143 You should try the scrapyard out past West Lake. 134 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,852 My dad used to go there for parts 135 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,007 when he was rebuilding his World War Il 136 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,238 reenactment Sherman tanks, 137 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,384 and we saw furnaces there all the time. 138 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,774 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,637 - Where in West Lake? - I'll show you. 140 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,014 I don't have anything else going on today. 141 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,154 - Cool. - Um, no, 142 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,247 you have softball camp, 143 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,618 so you can't hang out 144 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,810 with Debbie today, 'cause softball camp. 145 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:58,895 "Softball camp." 146 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,354 You can skip camp, can't you, Kell? 147 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,244 Totally. Girls' day. 148 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,671 We'll bring Franny. 149 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,123 It's a date. 150 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,212 Hey. 151 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,091 May I interest you in a croissant? 152 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,422 We're a regular Starbucks. 153 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,928 No, thanks, I'm good. 154 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,362 Hey, um, are you still good to give me and Xan 155 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,334 - a ride downtown at 10:00? - Why are doughnuts... 156 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,644 - Yeah, uh, totally. - Yeah? 157 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,521 Great. I'll see you then. 158 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,647 Okay. 159 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,778 Kev, come on! 160 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,731 We're gonna be late! 161 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,691 Uh... 162 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,993 You go ahead! 163 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,741 I'll meet you there. 164 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,197 With what car? What are you talking about? 165 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,374 Come on! 166 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,201 Hey! What are you doing? 167 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,295 We're gonna be late! 168 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,461 I Googled it. 169 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,547 Googled what? 170 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,998 Vasectomies. 171 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,754 I saw a video on YouTube, and no, 172 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,129 I'm not doing that shit. No. 173 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,007 It's a two-millimeter incision 174 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,304 that heals in two days. 175 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,722 The common cold lasts longer. 176 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,390 It's an incision with a knife 177 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,717 into my ball bag. 178 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,393 It's what 89% of people do 179 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,082 when they don't want to have kids anymore. 180 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,348 You agreed to this. You said you wanted to do it. 181 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,228 I was emotionally distraught 182 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,809 from losing Santiago! 183 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,189 Kevin Ball, 184 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,145 get your ass out here right now, 185 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,698 before I Lorena Bobbit you myself. 186 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,871 Excellent. In the car. 187 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,748 Ball family, out! 188 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,088 Ball out. 189 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,042 All right, hobos. The final day 190 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,844 of the Hobo Loco Man challenge is upon us. 191 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,796 Today, one of you will be crowned 192 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,347 the Hobo Loco Man. 193 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,972 Three rounds today: 194 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,270 quarterfinals, semifinals, and finals. 195 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,439 The first challenge is begging! 196 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,479 You'll have two hours 197 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,563 to make as much money as you can begging. 198 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:56,492 Who do you think our competition is today? 199 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,946 Hmm, sorority girl, I think, is the dark horse. 200 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,454 I had a cousin once. She was part of the Delta Nu. 201 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,000 She's dead. 202 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,873 Gloria? 203 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,883 Jesus. But this guy. 204 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,380 He may be a strong finisher. 205 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,963 I saw him take a shit in the alley 206 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,593 with no TP. 207 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,265 Wiped himself with a taco. 208 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,684 Hard or soft? 209 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,603 The taco? 210 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,727 - Hard. - Wow. 211 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,024 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,441 .27. Coming in hot. 213 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,535 Wow. 214 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,327 Your blood is basically jet fuel. 215 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,281 I've been training my whole life for this day. 216 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,957 .27 as well. 217 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,876 Ain't we even stephens? 218 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,899 All right, can I get two hours on the clock? 219 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,881 And... 220 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,256 Go! 221 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,806 Come on, let's go, go, go! 222 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,270 Tami's not here. Should we bounce? 223 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,473 Let's give her another minute. 224 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,807 See? There. 225 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,893 That grate opens up to it. 226 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,978 If one of us goes under 227 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,633 and pushes up and one of us stays here and pulls up... 228 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,023 We'll be able to get it out! 229 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,359 Are you a top or a bottom? 230 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,223 - I mean... - I'll go down. 231 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,328 - You stay here. - Right. 232 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,746 What you said. 233 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,435 You're looking a little flushed there, Debs. 234 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,791 - You okay? - Shut up. 235 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,021 What are you guys still doing here? 236 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,411 Shouldn't you be downtown? 237 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,541 Yeah, you're right. 238 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,963 I should text her, see what's up. 239 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,711 Okay. Ready up there? 240 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,195 Yeah. You got room to push? 241 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,757 I think so. 242 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,305 Jesus. 243 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,139 All right, Xan, come on. We gotta take the El. 244 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,515 What happened to Tami? 245 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,891 She has to bail. 246 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,223 That all she said? 247 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,316 She gotta bail? 248 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,683 No text, no emoji, 249 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,769 - no sorry? - Yeah. So? 250 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,650 So she flew out of here this morning 251 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,857 and now you're getting non-emoji cancellation texts? 252 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,238 - You're getting the D, son. - Oh, come on. 253 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,556 People are allowed to bail, all right? 254 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,866 Stuff comes up. Texts are short. 255 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:05,956 Uh-huh. Whatever helps you 256 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,281 sleep at night, pal. 257 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,769 She's right. It's not looking good for you. 258 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,625 All right. Come on, Xan. 259 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,580 Push! 260 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,218 Oh, yeah? Well, I quit! 261 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,561 You ever worked on the line, Carl? 262 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,183 In the kitchen? 263 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,017 Okay, let me ask you this. 264 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,521 Can you work Labor Day? 265 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,654 I guess. 266 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,900 Grab an apron. 267 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,484 The twins tortured the Guatemalan refugees, 268 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,035 not me. 269 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,204 That's why this whole thing is bullshit. 270 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,531 Now my wife's like, 271 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,019 "We can't bring babies into the world, 272 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,604 because if we do, our daughters will kill them." 273 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,836 Well, why is that my scrotum's fault, 274 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,274 and why can't she just take the pill, 275 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,290 like other women? 276 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,527 Why is it so much worse for her 277 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,837 to take a tiny little pill 278 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,447 that makes her "crazy" than it is for me 279 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,087 to get my testicle lobbed off? 280 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,389 Your testicle will not be "lobbed off," sir. 281 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,137 Only your vas deferens tubes are blocked. 282 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,559 Oh, it's bullshit. 283 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,997 I'm calling bullshit on vasectomies. 284 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,308 Time's up, vasectomies. 285 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,310 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? 286 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,234 Needle. 287 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,692 Local anesthesia. 288 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,735 Oh, good. I'ma need a lot of that. 289 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,653 Uh, lots extra, please. 290 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,857 I don't want to feel anything from my waist down. 291 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,067 Agh! 292 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,823 Yeah. 293 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,614 All right. So what's my prognosis? 294 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,707 The prognosis? 295 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,792 How long am I gonna be 296 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,992 in extraordinary pain? 297 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,702 Oh, uh, day or two at the most. 298 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,357 We've already called in a Vicodin prescription 299 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,381 to your pharmacy, 300 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,668 so take that as needed. 301 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,794 All right. 302 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,339 You feel anything down here? 303 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,421 Any feeling at all? 304 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,051 No. 305 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,382 Okay. 306 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,388 Now just try to relax, Mr. Ball. 307 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,935 Is that a crack? 308 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,603 No. Just your name, sir. 309 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,272 Uh, won't you make yourself comfortable, 310 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,645 enjoy this Muzak, and I'll be back shortly. 311 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,106 Okay. 312 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,441 Now push! 313 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,535 Are you pushing? 314 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,110 Yes, I'm pushing! 315 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,905 Psst! 316 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,285 Is the coast clear? 317 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,661 Yep. Coast is clear. 318 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,663 Excellent. 319 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,710 I need some advice, Debbie. 320 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,413 Not for me. For a friend. 321 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,294 - You got a sec? - Sure, shoot. 322 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,341 Okay. 323 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,511 It's crowning! 324 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,804 - You're crowning. - Awesome. 325 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,722 - I'll come up and pull. - Okay. 326 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,426 So here is my friend's situation. 327 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,307 She's pregnant, and she's worried 328 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,138 that her man won't be there for her 329 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,939 when her six babies come, 330 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,484 so she's asked me what to do. 331 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,186 How will she know 332 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,987 that he's really gonna be there? 333 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,654 Frank is not going to be there for you. 334 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,906 Definitely not, Ms. Jones. 335 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,158 You should run away with that ex-husband guy. 336 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,580 He loves you. 337 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,282 People change. 338 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:58,289 That is the entire basis of my therapeutic practice... 339 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,995 that people change. 340 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,172 Frank can change, right? 341 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,717 No. Times a million, no. 342 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,011 But he seems so committed. 343 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,759 You could test him. 344 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,056 For what? 345 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,758 To see how he really feels about you. 346 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,263 - Oh. - That's a good idea. 347 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,720 Might as well. 348 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,041 Could tell him you have terminal cancer 349 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,250 or are gonna die in three days, 350 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,436 see what he says about that. 351 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,108 Interesting. 352 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,561 And this works? 353 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,020 What works? 354 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,776 Testing a man for his loyalty. 355 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,028 How do you test a man for loyalty, Fiona? 356 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,118 You don't need to test. 357 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,865 If it's got a dick, it ain't loyal. 358 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,571 And what's with the hole in the floor? 359 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,281 A little early for a drink, isn't it? 360 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,002 All right, Mom. I'm gonna turn in. 361 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,250 I'll have money for you later today. 362 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,847 Any chance you could get it to me now? 363 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,462 I gotta buy a used furnace, 364 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,168 and bailing you out of jail last week 365 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,049 kind of cleaned me out. 366 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,298 Fine. 367 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,719 See you in 20. 368 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,069 All right! 369 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,942 Emiliano, KJ, Stump. 370 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,490 This is Carl. He's our new fry guy. 371 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,193 This is grill, bun warmer, and beverage. 372 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,496 Iraq vet, ex-con, laid off by GE. 373 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,914 Don't call us that, Lori. 374 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,207 Yeah, what the fuck, Lori? 375 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,625 Be nice to this one, boys. 376 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,293 He's never worked on a line before. 377 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,872 Hey, all you got to do is follow that chart. 378 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,050 When it says fry, you fry. 379 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,216 All right, kid, here's the deal. 380 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,298 We close at 11:00 p.m. 381 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,099 At 11:01 p.m., 382 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,223 we all smoke a blunt at the picnic table out back. 383 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,306 As fry guy, you get to join us. 384 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,232 Congratulations. 385 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,404 You going the old signage route, Frank? 386 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,986 A bit trite, don't you think? 387 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,548 It's true. 388 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,725 I got kicked out of the military 389 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,269 'cause I couldn't get enough of his cock. 390 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,564 I lost a leg to the Taliban. 391 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,728 Did they give a shit? No. 392 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,609 Sent my rainbow ass packing. 393 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,315 Our dream 394 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,025 was to return home 395 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,111 with two purple hearts. 396 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,288 Instead, 397 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,365 we're in a parking lot 398 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,451 with nothing to show for it 399 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,412 except our love. 400 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,514 Thank you. 401 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,431 Oh, thank you. 402 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,798 Oo-rah. 403 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,495 Hey, Jack. 404 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,241 Thank you. 405 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,136 Phillip Gallagher? 406 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,594 Yeah. Oh, yeah, you sit tight, okay? 407 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,431 You, uh, read about the ten best hotels of 2015. 408 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,140 Good? All right. 409 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,194 Hi. 410 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,815 Hi. 411 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,633 How can I help you? 412 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,693 Uh, I want to apply 413 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,490 to foster a ten-year-old girl. 414 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,534 Uh, foster to adopt, as her legal guardian. 415 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,862 - She a blood relative? - No, but... 416 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,350 So you're an unlicensed non-relative. 417 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,240 Where's her mom? She in the system? 418 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,326 No one knows where her mom is. 419 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,707 No dad in the picture? Grandparents? 420 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,601 Well, I'll tell you right now, Mr. Gallagher, 421 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,750 this process isn't set up 422 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,336 to give a 20-something male non-relative 423 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,672 guardianship of a prepubescent girl. 424 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,303 - Sure. - Lot of steps involved. 425 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,804 Lot of paperwork. 426 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,681 I, uh... I brought a pen, so... 427 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,793 The girl you came with... is she the child 428 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,978 you want to foster? 429 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,525 Yeah. 430 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,569 Is she already in your care, 431 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,362 staying at your residence? 432 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,948 She, uh... she feels safe with me. 433 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,788 A'ight, her mom just up and left her. 434 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,957 A'ight? She has no place else to go. 435 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,000 That's not how this process works. 436 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,079 You can't just start fostering someone. 437 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,463 Okay. 438 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,511 All right. 439 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,312 Um, before we get started in here, 440 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:13,062 gonna need you to sign this liability release. 441 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,992 If you could just sign right down there for me. 442 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,901 What are the chances I develop an internal hematoma? 443 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,527 Extremely rare. 444 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,904 What if I piss blood tomorrow? 445 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,280 Very rare. 446 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,078 Okay, time to sign. 447 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,749 Doctor will be with you momentarily. 448 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,559 Jesus. 449 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,235 So we're all good there. 450 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,983 Add "check smoke detectors" 451 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,689 and a working furnace. Debs! 452 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,069 - On it! - Great. 453 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,660 Also, it says something about where I sleep. 454 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,988 Let me see. 455 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,414 "Own bed 456 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,913 in a room with no more than one other person, 457 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,665 of the same sex." 458 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,088 Okay, uh, so maybe I could get a bunk bed 459 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,777 for you and Debbie? That sounds fun, right? 460 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,793 What? No way. 461 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,173 No offense. I have Franny. 462 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,347 All right, so I'll put the bunk beds in Fiona's room, 463 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,702 you two can go in there, and Xan can have your old room. 464 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,012 No. I'm a grown woman. 465 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,468 I'm not sharing a room with Fiona. 466 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,162 Look, she needs to sleep somewhere, Debs! 467 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,440 A'ight, I'm sorry. I just... 468 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,392 I'm trying to figure this out, all right? 469 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,977 I'm gonna go buy a bunk bed, 470 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,108 and we'll just go from there, yeah? 471 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,203 Hey. Mm, here. 472 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,702 Utilities plus half of what I owe you. 473 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,784 Thanks again. 474 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,460 And for my next trick, 475 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,334 don't wake me. 476 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,632 Is she just going to bed now? 477 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,767 Done. Let's roll. 478 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,185 Already? That was fast. 479 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,728 Yeah, all done. Easy-peasy. 480 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,225 What... shouldn't we sign you out? 481 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,308 No, did it. All paid, like Fandango. 482 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,734 I'm so proud of you, baby. 483 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,812 And then there were five, 484 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,272 ladies and gentlemen. 485 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,357 Yes! 486 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,615 Five contestants remain. 487 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,445 All right, for the semifinals, 488 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,179 we have a challenge that is gonna separate 489 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,700 the truly loco from the mildly loco. 490 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,501 We call it... 491 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,125 The South Side Emergency Room Challenge! 492 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,002 Whoo! 493 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,299 County General is two blocks away 494 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,921 on Ellis 495 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,969 and boasts the longest 496 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,843 emergency room waiting time 497 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,266 in all Chicago: 498 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,144 11 hours. 499 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,892 Your challenge, 500 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,563 in one hour or less, 501 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,232 is to get seen 502 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,854 by an ER doctor. 503 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,232 You ever gotten through in less than an hour? 504 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,029 No, not possible. 505 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,401 It's gonna take gushing blood. 506 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,324 Amputation. 507 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,323 Grand mal seizure. Aw. 508 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,951 Can I get one hour on the clock, please? 509 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,248 Oh... All right. 510 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,870 And... 511 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,372 Go! 512 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,170 Yo, Brad, hey. Hey, man, 513 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,301 could I borrow a socket set? 514 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,802 I got a bunk bed getting delivered. 515 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,258 Take whatever you need. Yeah. 516 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,843 Thanks, man. 517 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,223 I miss a party, or... 518 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,429 Uh, not a party. 519 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,855 Uh, just some refined sugar 520 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,477 in honor of Jay Z over there. 521 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,059 Jay Z? 522 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,643 I'm 100 days tomorrow! 523 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,194 No shit! Yo! 524 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,397 Hey, man, I'm so sorry. 525 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,856 Fuck, I must have forgot. Yo. 526 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,566 That's no joke, all right? 527 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,447 What can I say? I got a good sponsor. 528 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,244 You know what? We'll hit the 8:00 a.m. 529 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,641 tomorrow morning and get some pie and celebrate, okay? 530 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,453 - Sounds good. - All right, good. 531 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,251 Hey, go ahead. Have a cupcake. 532 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,499 Hey, man. Um... 533 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,923 Cami say anything to you about Tami? 534 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,125 What about Tami? 535 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,629 I don't know. She's acting funny. 536 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,920 She was supposed to pick us up 537 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,031 this morning... never showed. 538 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,593 I didn't hear anything. 539 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,925 Maybe she's not cool with the whole Xan thing. 540 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,746 I mean, it's one thing to start dating a guy, 541 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,123 but it's another thing to start dating 542 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,854 a dad with a preteen. 543 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,273 What's she been saying about it? 544 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,975 Oh, nothing. I mean... 545 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,026 I don't know. I guess I didn't really ask. 546 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,442 Women like to be asked everything. 547 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,114 I don't buy 1% milk instead of 2% 548 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,532 without asking Cami. 549 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,929 What, you think she's gonna make me choose 550 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,945 between her and Xan? That... that's crazy. 551 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,905 I don't know, but you gotta ask. 552 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,740 Just ask, pretend-listen, and nod. 553 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,041 Works every time. 554 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,794 Okay girls, here we go. 555 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:50,343 Here we go, honey. Okay. 556 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,676 Oh... 557 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,052 Oh, you okay, honey? 558 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,474 Oh... 559 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:02,435 Oh, the pain. 560 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,892 The pain is still so much. It's mucho. 561 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,228 - Muy mucho pain. - Oh. 562 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,858 The painkillers haven't kicked in yet? 563 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,065 Yeah, I... 564 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,945 ...am answer questions. 565 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,776 Wow. Okay. 566 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,281 I'll get you some ice. 567 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,705 You gotta ice it today every 20 minutes. 568 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,657 20 minutes on, 20 minutes off. 569 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,751 You hear me? 570 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,246 Ah. 571 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,773 You guys want me to make you 572 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,504 a snack before I go to work today? 573 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,172 Yes! 574 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,124 Kev? 575 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,929 Kevin. Hey, hey, hey. 576 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,971 Are you gonna be okay watching the girls today? 577 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,550 Mm, yes, nachos. 578 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,052 Extra guac 579 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,637 and sour cream. 580 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,018 Shit. 581 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,143 Hey, Deb. 582 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,103 Kev had a minor medical procedure this morning. 583 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,654 He's not up to watching the girls. 584 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,968 Can you watch them for a few hours 585 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,153 while I run to the Alibi? 586 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,654 Yeah, sure. No problem. 587 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,263 Just throw them in the Pack 'n Play with Franny. 588 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,932 I have her watching cartoons till we're done here. 589 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,992 Thanks, girl. 590 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,118 Cute furnace. 591 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,200 Only cost me 700 bucks. 592 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,921 I got a fork in my leg! 593 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,924 I need to see a doctor! 594 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,757 I'm suicidal. I'm going to do it. 595 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,388 - I'm really... - You ready? 596 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,219 I'm really gonna do it. 597 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,624 - There you go. - I'm serious. 598 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,765 I'm... I'm so suicidal. 599 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,523 I'm going to do it. 600 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,478 Oh, wow. 601 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,314 Ready? 602 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,868 Okay. 603 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,745 You go. 604 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,125 Excuse me. 605 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,081 Excuse me. 606 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,465 My friend and I have this cough. 607 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,842 - It just won't... - Code red. TB alert. 608 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,173 I think he's got a... 609 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,348 Yes, sir. One second. 610 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,472 TB protocol! Get them to quarantine! 611 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,248 You're being admitted. There are some wheelchairs 612 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,059 here for you right now. 613 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,560 Sir, if you could just have a seat. 614 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,128 Get them to isolation right away! 615 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,815 We'll take you back to see the doctor. 616 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,613 Let's get them to quarantine. 617 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,373 Could someone get that, for fuck's sake? 618 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:33,540 Oh, God. Keep your fucking pants on. 619 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,716 - What? - Hi. 620 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:42,015 I'm Peter Naylor, here to see Phillip Gallagher. 621 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,558 - He at home? - Lip! 622 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:45,889 You home? 623 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:49,857 Guess not. 624 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,685 What about Alexandra Galvez? 625 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,985 She in? 626 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,107 Who? 627 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:57,484 Alexandra Galvez. G-A-L-V-E-Z. 628 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,315 Female, age ten, African-American. 629 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,820 Oh, Xan? That her name? 630 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:06,077 Uh, I'm sorry. I was sound asleep. 631 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,533 Yeah, Xan crashes here sometimes. 632 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,789 - Why? - I'm with DCFS, 633 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,245 here to do a home safety check 634 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,456 for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher. 635 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,796 Oh. 636 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,961 May I come in? 637 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,926 Sure. 638 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,023 We're just doing a few, uh, home improvement projects 639 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,442 - today. - Hmm. 640 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,235 Your tetanus is up to date, right? 641 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,569 Is that an open hole in the floor? 642 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,658 Uh, yes, but it's not what it appears to be. 643 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:49,036 My sister is actually a welder, so she's very qualified to... 644 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,664 uh, Debs, can you come down here, please? 645 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:57,294 Who's in charge of these children? 646 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,876 Um, Debbie. Debbie is. 647 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,087 Uh, the woman you can't find? 648 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,592 Uh, well, she's definitely here. 649 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,844 She's just probably getting a tool or something. 650 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,517 Debs! Can you come down here, please? 651 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,015 Are you here? 652 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,477 Uh, it doesn't seem like Debs is here. 653 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:14,648 Hmm. 654 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,318 Well, also, I was... I was here. 655 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,737 I was right upstairs, so if the kids needed anything, 656 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,543 I... I would've heard them and come running. 657 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,483 Weren't you sound asleep? 658 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,408 Uh... Yes. 659 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,954 Mm. 660 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,623 And where does Alexandra sleep? 661 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,373 Uh, on the couch, most of the time, I think. 662 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,378 We take really good care of her. 663 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:44,931 Upstairs? 664 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,015 Why not? 665 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,510 Of course. 666 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,934 Oh, we did it! 667 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,140 Got it done. 668 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,271 New furnace, boy! 669 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,479 Oh, I'm parched. 670 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,779 Can I drink out of that? 671 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:02,901 Yeah, sure. 672 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,277 Let me turn it on. 673 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,160 Oh, see, there's Debs. 674 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,871 I knew she was here. 675 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,206 Debs! 676 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,506 There she is. 677 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,049 Hey, Debbie? 678 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,717 W-would you come in here, please? 679 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,170 Why? 680 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,677 It's fine. We're all set here. 681 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,473 Um... 682 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,015 No, you bitch! 683 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,472 If you can just wait a moment... 684 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,806 She... she was just outside, 685 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,109 and, see, this is her daughter here, Francis. 686 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,061 Oh, Phillip, good. 687 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,155 This is, um... 688 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,651 Peter. 689 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,653 Uh, he's here for the house check. 690 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:48,530 Oh, hey, hey. 691 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,906 Peter, how's it going, man? 692 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,357 I'm Phillip. It's... it's very nice 693 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,498 to meet you, sir. Um... 694 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,415 I wasn't expecting you here so soon. 695 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:56,618 Unannounced. 696 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,248 Right, um... 697 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,456 Well, I'm here now, so, uh, how about I take over 698 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,111 and I'll... I'll give you the tour, then? 699 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,001 Miss Gallagher already showed me around. 700 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,586 She did. Okay. 701 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,672 Um, hey, hey, I'm sure you're, uh, 702 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,034 a really busy guy, but, you know, 703 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,452 maybe just give me a couple minutes. 704 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,762 I can show you around. 705 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,469 You know, explain a couple things. 706 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,225 I got two more appointments today. 707 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,977 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 708 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,378 Look, just come back in a couple hours, all right? 709 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,769 Please, I-I just got her a comforter. 710 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,299 All right? I-I got her a bunk bed coming. 711 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,406 Sorry. 712 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,732 I'm done here. 713 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,179 Ahoy, mateys. 714 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,726 Break's over. Come on. 715 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,623 Hey, yo, can I ask you guys something real quick? 716 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,763 - Sure. - Yeah. 717 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,689 What do you think this picture's of? 718 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,024 It's easy. It's hot, is what it is. 719 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,446 Two fucking hot lesbians being fucking hot. 720 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,364 Yeah, lesbian porn. 721 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,451 My dick's hard. 722 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,535 Yo, that's my sister 723 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,620 and my girlfriend. 724 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,115 - No way. - Fuck you. 725 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,573 Which one's your sister? 726 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,999 Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh? 727 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,377 Hey, hey. 728 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,462 Why the hell'd you let DCFS in here? 729 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,552 I'm sorry. 730 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,424 I had no idea who that guy was. I-I didn't... 731 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,176 Who the fuck did you think that was? 732 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,910 He's wearing a tie and he's got a fucking clipboard. 733 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,722 I was asleep! I'm not a fucking mind reader. 734 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,456 Why didn't you tell me they were coming? 735 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,540 - Why didn't I tell you? - Yes. 736 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,476 Maybe if I'd known DCFS was dropping by... 737 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,102 Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea 738 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,462 how much you fucked this up for me? 739 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,022 This is not my fault. 740 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,651 - I did not invite DCFS here. - Hey, hey, shh. 741 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,540 I did not leave a... a furnace in the house... 742 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,497 - Hey, hey, hey! - ...Or kids in a Pack 'n Play, 743 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,944 or an open hole in the fucking floor. 744 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,641 No, but you sure as shit didn't help, Fiona. 745 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,156 The old Fiona would've handled this, 746 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,852 would've spun shit, would've covered for me. 747 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,287 What was I supposed to do, huh? 748 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,414 Bake him a fucking cake? 749 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:03,504 No, but I expected you 750 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,188 to not be drunk in the middle of the day. 751 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:06,331 How about that, huh? 752 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,186 Maybe I'm tired 753 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,935 of playing Susie fucking Sunshine 754 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,357 all the time, huh? Think of that? 755 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,563 'Cause if I want to be drunk 756 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:31,943 in the middle of the fucking day, 757 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,865 that is my fucking business. 758 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,088 We are very lucky to have Camilla back with us today... 759 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,320 Why can't we watch the game? This sucks. 760 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,147 Where's Kevin? 761 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,698 Kev had a vasectomy today. 762 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,195 - Ooh. - Poor bastard. 763 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:17,743 Worst day of my life. 764 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,240 I know, but it was time, 765 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,822 with Santiago, and, of course, 766 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,908 me telling him it was time. 767 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,617 They warn him about the pooling? 768 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:26,828 - You had blood pooling, too? - Ah. 769 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:29,005 They had to drain me like a pig down there. 770 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,332 You have to be nice to the old boy, V. 771 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,338 He's going through some serious torture 772 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,670 down there. 773 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,340 Alibi. 774 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,926 The who? 775 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,261 Reschedule what? 776 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:46,772 What do you mean, he didn't have it? 777 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,315 He's at home right now, recovering. 778 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,609 He said his pain level's a te... 779 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:53,278 ♪♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 780 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,277 ♪♪ Go, go, everybody go ♪♪ 781 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,609 ♪♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 782 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,319 ♪♪ Everybody, everybody, everybody get up ♪♪ 783 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,075 ♪♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪♪ 784 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,872 ♪♪ Get up and get down ♪♪ 785 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,747 ♪♪ Everybody get up, get up, get up, get up ♪♪ 786 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,577 ♪♪ Get up, get up and get down ♪♪ 787 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,039 ♪♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪ 788 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,590 ♪♪ Get up, go, go, go, go ♪♪ 789 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,839 ♪♪ Get up ♪♪ 790 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,787 Hey, it's Tami. Leave a message. 791 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:35,192 Hey, Tami, um, 792 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,524 it's me. Uh... 793 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,983 Look, I'm... I'm sure you're... 794 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,693 you're probably getting off work soon. 795 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,905 Uh, I'm about to hit a meeting, 796 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,243 um, you know, 'cause I, uh... 797 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,959 I need a meeting. 798 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,710 Uh... 799 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,461 Actually, I had a... a pretty shitty day, 800 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,170 to be honest. 801 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,765 So... 802 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,677 Yeah, just call me back, all right? 803 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,056 Thanks. 804 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,479 Hello, I'm home. 805 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:14,686 Hey. 806 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,195 Hey! 807 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,693 Hey, Carl, we're in here. 808 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,365 We're in the kitchen! 809 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,193 We got muffins, y'all! 810 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:24,904 Muffins! Muffins! Muffins! 811 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,785 The best. 812 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,413 Carl, your sister is so fucking funny. 813 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:30,788 What's so funny? 814 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,212 Oh, it's an inside joke. You wouldn't get it. 815 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,914 It's a muffin commercial. 816 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,716 You know the fat guy from the muffin commercial? 817 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,010 "We got muffins, y'all!" 818 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,047 Stop. 819 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,726 Oh, I'm gonna run up and get dressed. 820 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,123 D, can I borrow something to wear? 821 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,763 Of course, girl. Take whatever. 822 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,043 Do you want to split another with me, 823 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,210 or you want your own when you're back? 824 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,234 Split with you. 825 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,651 Be right back, fry guy. 826 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,353 I'm so proud of you. 827 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,191 The fuck you think you're doing? 828 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,742 Putting peanut butter on a Ritz. 829 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,990 No, with Kelly. Why you trying to get with her? 830 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,073 - What? - Stop fronting. 831 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,498 I'm not fronting. 832 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,995 Her and I just get along good. 833 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,229 Aren't I supposed to get along well 834 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,461 with my brother's girlfriend if she's awesome? 835 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:16,914 No, she's my awesome, not your awesome. 836 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,749 She's not a lesbian, dumbass. 837 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,334 Exactly. She's not gay. 838 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,010 Although she is the kind of girl 839 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:23,759 who could come out later in life. 840 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,134 I'm not getting total gay vibes, 841 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:27,968 but it's inconclusive, so... I'd say yeah, 842 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,223 she'll probably eventually end up gay. 843 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,018 Just knock it off. I mean it. 844 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,521 There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend. 845 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,192 Keep your blouse on, Carl. 846 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,486 You guys know where, uh, Lip went? 847 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,688 No. 848 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:42,364 Well, he's not answering his phone. 849 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,657 I gotta find him. 850 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,737 Hey, Xan, do you know where Lip might be? 851 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,367 Maybe the shop? 852 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,665 All right, thanks. 853 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,870 - Hey, Mikey. - Yeah, Frank? 854 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,956 No matter what the final challenge is, buddy, 855 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,132 I-I just want you to know 856 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,380 you've been a pleasure to work with. 857 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,781 You're a hobo 858 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:04,805 from another mother. 859 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,597 Thanks for that. Thank you, Frank. 860 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:10,176 Couldn't have said that better myself. 861 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,725 All right, let's get started! 862 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:19,689 From hundreds of hopefuls to dozens of competitors, 863 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:24,570 to eight finalists to six valiant losers... 864 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:29,988 ...And finally, finally, to two final hobos. 865 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,414 We've come to the last round, 866 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,743 where Frank and Mikey will compete mano y mano, 867 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,920 but the question is, 868 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,749 who will wear the Hobo Loco crown? 869 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,714 - Hold on. - That'll be me. 870 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,551 Was that a train? 871 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,978 Oh, man, I hate trains. 872 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,396 That's right! 873 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:59,897 When you think of the classic American hobo, 874 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,602 what is he doing? 875 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,188 Jumping on a moving train! 876 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,197 The train 877 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,325 will barrel down on Frank and Mikey 878 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,123 and you two will run like hell 879 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:16,210 to hop on. 880 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,160 The hobo who is in the car 881 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,211 when the train crosses the finish line 882 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:23,166 is our winner, but first, 883 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,875 four shots each! 884 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:27,256 Loco up! 885 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,692 You came! My baby. 886 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:44,441 Oh, God. 887 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,648 Frank, something's wrong. I'm in pain. 888 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,777 What do you mean? 889 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,233 I'm cramping and I'm spotting 890 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,909 and there's a lot of blood. 891 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,738 I think I'm having between one and six miscarriages. 892 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,573 Right now? Oh, God. 893 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,158 - Uh... - Yeah, look, I-I need you 894 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,209 to come home. Care for me. 895 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,712 Frank. 896 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:02,834 Okay. 897 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:04,290 Here's the plan. You pop a squat 898 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:05,653 right here for just a few minutes. 899 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,677 - I will... - Pop a squat? 900 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:07,678 Or... or sit on those 901 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,961 very comfortable benches, 902 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,637 and I will be back momentarily. 903 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,430 This'll take three, maybe five minutes. 904 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,053 I am miscarrying. 905 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,977 Will you come with me, or will you stay? 906 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,804 Frank, four shots, 907 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,560 or you're disqualified. 908 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,391 Come with me, Frank. Come. 909 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,108 I'm coming! 910 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,235 I will be back. I love you. 911 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,566 I'm gonna win this. 912 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:32,026 I'll be back. 913 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,952 There he goes. There he goes. 914 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,245 Okay! Whoo! 915 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,789 Oh, like nothing! 916 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,589 Hello? 917 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:48,963 Hey. We, uh... we shut down at 5:00. 918 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,385 Closing up here. Can I help you? 919 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,712 Hi. Um... 920 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,046 I'm looking for my brother, Lip. 921 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:54,681 - Is he here? - You're Lip's sister? 922 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,554 - Yeah. - No way. I'm Jason. 923 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,955 - Hi. - Your brother's a great guy. 924 00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,390 Yeah, he is. 925 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,972 He's not here, though. Nobody here but me. 926 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,335 You want me to text him and tell him... 927 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,022 No, no. I think he's avoiding me 928 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,775 'cause I fucked something up for him. 929 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:11,357 I owe him an apology. 930 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,410 Apparently, I owe everyone an apology. 931 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,828 Well, you can talk to me about it. 932 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,656 You know, if you want to. 933 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,996 Shit is going down, Jason... 934 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,581 God... 935 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,463 in my life. 936 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,966 I'm broke... 937 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,521 ...back home, 938 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,224 and my boyfriend's married. 939 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,436 I got fired from the place that I managed. 940 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,988 Probably heard all that before, right? 941 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,782 Lip comes in whining about me. 942 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,404 He doesn't, no. 943 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,321 Liar. 944 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,871 I went to jail, too. Yeah. 945 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,292 Assault charges. Punched a racist. 946 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,966 Court date coming up. 947 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:15,717 And I sold drugs today. 948 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,681 That was fun. 949 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,604 And I'm just in a really fucked-up place. 950 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,276 You ever been in a fucked-up place? 951 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,032 Yeah. 952 00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,574 Hmm. 953 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,946 See? 954 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,904 You know what I'm talking about. 955 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,334 So many motorcycles in here. 956 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:48,958 No one get tired of looking at them? 957 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,506 You mind? 958 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,841 Oh, yeah, sure. Go. 959 00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,548 Fuck. Sorry. That's so rude. 960 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,178 Yeah. 961 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,511 Go get yourself a cup. 962 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:13,278 I taught myself to ride a bike, by the way. 963 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,196 The kind you pedal. 964 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:18,071 I taught Lip, too. 965 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,027 He doesn't remember that now. 966 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,612 I taught him... 967 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,414 And I taught Debbie and Carl 968 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,120 and Ian and Liam. 969 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:46,978 Hey. 970 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,431 It's not bad. 971 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,106 Lip. Hey. 972 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,479 Hey. I-I've been texting 973 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,185 and... and calling all day. 974 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:57,273 Uh, now is not a great time. 975 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,073 Look, is this about Xan? 976 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,763 And what, you... you just don't show up, or... 977 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:02,244 Okay, slow your roll, all right? 978 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,571 Uh, you guys go ahead. 979 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,826 - I'll catch up. - Okay. 980 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,000 I've had a really shitty day, all right? 981 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,622 DCFS showed up unannounced. 982 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,374 Fiona answered the door fucking drunk. 983 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,625 I mean... 984 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,792 What is this? 985 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,345 Why... why are you sending me to voicemail? 986 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,507 This isn't about you. 987 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,513 So what, you're just pissed, then, 988 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,265 that I'm trying to foster Xan? 989 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,221 I mean, is it so crazy that... that I'd want 990 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,647 to make someone's life any better? 991 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,395 Okay, I'm pregnant. 992 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:40,153 I realized it this morning in the shower. 993 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,485 I'm late. 994 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:45,161 So I left your house, I got a test, 995 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:47,661 and I saw the... 996 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,709 ...biggest, bluest plus sign I've ever seen, 997 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:54,254 and so I went back to CVS, got another test. 998 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,210 Positive. 999 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,594 You sure it's mine? 1000 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,473 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 1001 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,662 I make Boone wear a condom. He's been in the Philippines. 1002 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,393 I double-bag that shit. 1003 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,312 What are you gonna do? 1004 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,358 We. What are we gonna do? 1005 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:17,315 I don't know. 1006 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,028 Um... 1007 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,487 Shit. 1008 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,743 My Uber's here. I gotta go. 1009 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,040 Hey, hey. No, no, 1010 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,867 we... we have to talk about this, right? 1011 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,337 Well, can I... can I call you later? 1012 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:41,134 Yeah, uh, if you want to call me, 1013 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:43,803 that's cool, but if you don't... 1014 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,973 I gotta go. 1015 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,809 Hey. 1016 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,970 Hey, man, I'm... I'm kind of in the middle of something. 1017 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:06,326 Can I call you back? 1018 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,623 W-w-what happened? 1019 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,664 That train is coming in fast, 1020 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:16,711 and we're supposed to run 1021 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:19,255 and jump on that thing? 1022 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:23,131 One man's... fast is another man's slow. 1023 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,587 Maybe we should go in on it 1024 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,546 together, though, like compadres. 1025 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,507 First one up helps the other. 1026 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,558 We split the money. 1027 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:31,977 You're just saying that 1028 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,396 because you're in worse shape than my liver. 1029 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:38,192 No, Frank, I genuinely like you! 1030 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,859 You're my best friend! 1031 00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:43,235 There's no "we" in "win," O'Shea. 1032 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,025 It's time. 1033 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,709 Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 1034 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,339 Yo, Frank, wait for me! Man! 1035 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,508 That's it? That's all you've go... 1036 00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:09,806 Yeah! Yeah! 1037 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,679 Yeah... no! 1038 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:17,935 Not without me, Frank, 1039 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,142 you motherfucker! 1040 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:23,774 Get off of me! Jesus. 1041 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:25,776 I wanna win! 1042 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,904 - Frank! - Jesus. 1043 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,785 Oh, no. That's the finish line, 1044 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,957 and neither hobo reached the train. 1045 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,126 Okay. 1046 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,876 Okay. Thank you, Frank. 1047 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,707 Thank you. 1048 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,043 Oh, what the fuck? 1049 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,969 Great job, kids. 1050 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,762 Oh, boy, that was some event. 1051 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,681 I'll just take this right off your hands. 1052 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,412 Actually there's... there's been a development, 1053 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,302 Frank, if you could just... just hold. 1054 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:56,807 Hold? I'll just hold 1055 00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,763 this big fat check I just won. 1056 00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,724 In the event that no one wins 1057 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,212 the final event, the hobo with the largest 1058 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,102 social media following wins. 1059 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:05,403 - Gloria! - Gloria! 1060 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:06,489 Congratulations! 1061 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,190 Are you fucking kidding me? 1062 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,025 She posed topless with fans. 1063 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:11,888 You... you can't compete with... with titties. 1064 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:15,872 Ladies and gentlemen, the Hobo Loco Man is... 1065 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,119 Gloria! 1066 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,712 Fuck. 1067 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:35,842 ♪♪ Powder junkie, spider monkey ♪♪ 1068 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,848 ♪♪ Swim in the sea ♪♪ 1069 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:41,852 ♪♪ Crushed like a grape under possibility ♪♪ 1070 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,401 ♪♪ You're so fresh with your pale dark bliss ♪♪ 1071 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:50,074 ♪♪ Those blackjack eyes and tambourine hips ♪♪ 1072 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,864 Hey, what's all this? 1073 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,414 Movie night. Say what? 1074 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,367 Taking a popcorn break. 1075 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,952 Hey. I was thinking, you know, 1076 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,083 maybe you and I could go spend some time upstairs. 1077 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,706 Already? It's... it's early. 1078 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:07,917 I was thinking, you know, 1079 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,363 maybe you and I could just hang out. 1080 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,548 I'm fresh out of the shower. 1081 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:11,879 Want some butter, Kell? 1082 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,304 Does the pope wear a funny hat? 1083 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,053 Uh-huh. 1084 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,883 W-why don't you watch the movie with us? 1085 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,263 We're watching Showgirls. 1086 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,470 You're watching Showgirls? 1087 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,145 Yeah. She's never seen it before. 1088 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,793 The old brunette is being such a good mentor 1089 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:23,817 to the young blonde one. 1090 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:24,901 - I know. - Okay. 1091 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,396 Kell, I'ma head upstairs right now. 1092 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,887 I'd really like if you came with me. 1093 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:28,947 No way. 1094 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:31,273 She needs to see how it ends. 1095 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,199 I know how it ends. 1096 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:47,793 Hey. 1097 00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:48,883 Hey. 1098 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:50,049 Hey, man. Hey. 1099 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,752 Hey. You all right? 1100 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,007 You all right? 1101 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,134 I'm so sorry, man. 1102 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,011 I fucked up. 1103 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,308 Don't be sorry. It's okay. 1104 00:48:58,394 --> 00:48:59,680 All right? We all slip. 1105 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,181 Not like this, man. 1106 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,514 100 days I just flushed down the drain. 1107 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,645 Just like I did one time. Right? 1108 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,727 Brad fucked up, too. We all have, a'ight? 1109 00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,153 It's not important. 1110 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,275 Okay? What's important 1111 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,277 is that you get back up again. 1112 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:15,529 I don't even remember what happened. 1113 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,987 It just took over me. 1114 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,117 Your sister had vodka, 1115 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,703 and all of a sudden, I'm drinking it. 1116 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,422 Next thing I know, I'm calling my guy 1117 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:30,669 and shooting up. 1118 00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:42,844 You said my sister. 1119 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,687 Fiona came by the shop looking for you. 1120 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,021 Wasn't her fault, man. It was mine. 1121 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,776 I asked her for it. 1122 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:01,788 Fiona gave you vodka? 1123 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,410 It's on me. 1124 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,584 It's not on her, a'ight? 1125 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,626 I'm a fucking piece of shit waste of space. 1126 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,454 Hey, hey, hey. No. 1127 00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:13,501 You're a good guy, a'ight? You're good. 1128 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,802 - You are good. - No. 1129 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,299 I'm so sorry. 1130 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:22,727 It's all right. 1131 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,097 I'm so sorry. 1132 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,555 It's all right. That's okay. That's okay. 1133 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,641 It's all right. 1134 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,648 All right, girls, go upstairs and play. 1135 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,779 Daddy had a major surgery 1136 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,388 and we need to give him some time to rest. 1137 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,950 Yeah, I'm sorry, girls. I'm a little out of commission. 1138 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,747 I just got to get my strength back, though. 1139 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:46,040 I love you! 1140 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,248 How you doing, babe? What's your pain level? 1141 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,920 Oh... 1142 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:53,589 - 12. - Oh, my goodness! 1143 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:55,759 You're so brave. 1144 00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,255 Thank you. 1145 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:58,962 Is that the stuff to make my hot wings? 1146 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,638 Yes, that is the stuff 1147 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,011 to make your homemade hot wings. 1148 00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:05,765 Gonna take me about two or three hours. 1149 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,891 It's a long time of being on your feet 1150 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,564 after a full day of work, but... 1151 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,017 Mmm, that sounds amazing. Thank you. 1152 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,067 I should probably look at it. 1153 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:18,777 What? 1154 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,278 The wound. 1155 00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:22,326 Make sure it's not getting infected. 1156 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,198 You know, 1157 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,500 it's no need to, because... 1158 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,952 I already checked it earlier. 1159 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,045 Um, it's... it's fine. 1160 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,130 It's all good. 1161 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,214 Checked the stitches. 1162 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,299 I can tell. 1163 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,999 You gotta be safe. 1164 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,504 Don't be shy. 1165 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:43,428 You know, I've been having nachos all day, so... 1166 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,304 ...I got a lot of gas going on down there. 1167 00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,135 You don't want anything. 1168 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:50,063 Don't be nervous, Kev... 1169 00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:51,293 ...unless there's something you're not telling me. 1170 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,398 Agh! Okay, okay, okay, fine! 1171 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,726 I didn't get a vasectomy. I pretended to 1172 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,358 while taking Vicodin all day, and I was masturbating, 1173 00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:00,407 and I learned to do one of the dances on Fortnite. 1174 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:01,983 I'm the devil himself. 1175 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:03,864 I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now. 1176 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,820 - Ow. - You're damn right you will. 1177 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,621 Fuck! 1178 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:11,330 God. 1179 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:15,171 You're still making the wings, though, right? 1180 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:22,671 Oh, hey, wait a minute. 1181 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,301 You're leaving? 1182 00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:27,434 Well, of course I'm leaving. 1183 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,181 What did you think would happen? 1184 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,228 It was a test, you idiot, 1185 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,396 and you failed. 1186 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,644 A test? 1187 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:34,815 Yeah. 1188 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:36,393 I didn't miscarry. 1189 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,605 I was testing you to see if you gave a shit, 1190 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,779 and you don't. 1191 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:43,358 So now you're going off with this clown 1192 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,786 because I failed a non-test I didn't know I took? 1193 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,955 Hello, Frank. Nice to see you. 1194 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,500 Uh, what about the babies? 1195 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,082 I'm gonna reduce to two. 1196 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,878 Randy's gonna make bread full-time. 1197 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,425 I love you and the six G's. 1198 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,175 I know there's some truth to that, Frank, 1199 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,847 but medication or not, 1200 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,675 you're just not good for me. 1201 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,763 Look, the point is 1202 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,722 there's always gonna be someone you love 1203 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,558 more than me and the kids. 1204 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,443 She means alcohol, Frank, 1205 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:20,737 because you're an alcoholic. 1206 00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:21,823 Thank you. 1207 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,899 I got... I got that. 1208 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,484 I need you to sign this. 1209 00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:28,035 Says you'll never come forward 1210 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,081 to claim any paternity rights. 1211 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,123 Please. 1212 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,702 Usually, there's some... 1213 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:39,005 ...exchange of funds when rights are signed away. 1214 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,839 How's 5K for your trouble? 1215 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,387 I'd be a lot less trouble for 10K. 1216 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,964 Good-bye, Frank. 1217 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,515 Ingrid, sugar, 1218 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,433 - su... sweetheart. - No, no, no. Good-bye. 1219 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,184 W-w... honey, Ingy, listen to me. 1220 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,438 That's two Ls in "Gallagher"? 1221 00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,894 Make it out to cash. 1222 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,823 Now for breaking news, 1223 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:08,697 we go live to the scene of a drive-by shooting... 1224 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:12,576 Hey, campers. What are we watching? 1225 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:14,703 We were watching Showgirls, but it's over. 1226 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,534 Yep, show's over. Time for bed, Kell. 1227 00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,210 - Come on. - I missed Showgirls? 1228 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,413 Gah. 1229 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,173 When she slips on the marbles... 1230 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,422 Oh, my God, that's good. 1231 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,879 Ooh, candy corn. Where did we get that? 1232 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,589 Dollar store. Off-season aisle. 1233 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:32,642 Oh, I'ma eat the fuck out of this. 1234 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,436 Hey, did Carl tell you about the time 1235 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:38,731 that he shoved 16 of these fuckers up his nose? 1236 00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,228 Come on, we don't need 1237 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,671 - to be talking about it. - So gross. 1238 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:43,027 16? 1239 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,480 He bio-engineered that shit right up there. 1240 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,241 - What's up, bro? - With a fucking spoon 1241 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,944 trying to get it out. 1242 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,041 A hundred days he was sober, Fiona. 1243 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,461 Who? 1244 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:03,669 Jason. 1245 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:07,210 My sponsee. 1246 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,966 Who? 1247 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,719 Jason from the shop. 1248 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,471 I'm his sponsor. 1249 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:16,724 You just got my sponsee fucking drunk. 1250 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,897 He didn't say he was your... 1251 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:20,473 A hundred days, 1252 00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,354 he was sober! 1253 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,414 And that's sad. I'm sorry for him. 1254 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:41,165 But it's not my fault. I didn't know. 1255 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,542 No, nothing's your fault anymore, huh? 1256 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:46,086 You weren't there. You don't know. 1257 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,135 I know someone waved vodka in his face. 1258 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:52,009 I know when he left you, he called his dealer 1259 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:53,840 and he shot up heroin. 1260 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,682 Oh. 1261 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:03,100 I'm sorry. 1262 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,435 Look, I didn't know. 1263 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,951 No, you didn't care enough to know. 1264 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,796 Listen to me. 1265 00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:32,136 I want you out of this fucking house. 1266 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:05,628 What'd I miss? 1267 00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:06,955 Uh... 1268 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,708 Ooh, candy corn. 85405

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