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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,789 Hey, buddy! 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,336 You missed it, didn't you? 3 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,913 Last week. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,919 Want to know what happened? 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,875 Huh? 6 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,385 Give me a buck. 7 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,471 Ooh! Met a woman. 8 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,389 Crazy as a loon. 9 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,843 Made my heart stir and my loins moist. 10 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,054 Dr. Jones? Dr. Ingrid Jones? 11 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,639 My medications were off. Wasn't the real me. 12 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,726 I think it was the real you, and I loved it. 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,776 Probably the worst lay I've ever had. 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,695 You fuck for shit. 15 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,068 Fuck you, I fuck for shit. 16 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,569 See you later, Jabby! 17 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,012 You sure Fiona said she was gonna drive you? 18 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,036 Yep. 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,198 I'm gonna miss you. 20 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,529 I love you guys. 21 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,542 If I don't come up with 25 grand, 22 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,120 I'm gonna be in default on my partnership agreement 23 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:51,174 and lose my $100,000 investment. 24 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:55,049 Then I'll have to foreclose on my apartment building. 25 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,800 - Is Ford here? - I got this, Patty. 26 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,472 You said Patty was your mother. 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,475 I'm his wife. 28 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,012 I'm such a fucking idiot! 29 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,163 - Take your fucking hands... - No! 30 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,395 - ...off my car! - Fiona! 31 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,192 Fuck. 32 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,486 Fiona! 33 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,289 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 34 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,539 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 35 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,621 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 36 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,880 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 37 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,383 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 38 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,761 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 39 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,843 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:47,556 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 41 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,691 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 42 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,777 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 43 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:04,035 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 44 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:08,459 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 45 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,788 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 46 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,296 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 47 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,172 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 48 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:21,131 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 49 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,350 What the fuck? 50 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,047 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Smoke? 51 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,232 Does anyone smell smoke? 52 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,813 It's not the smoke alarm. 53 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,864 Where is that sound coming from? 54 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,282 You know, it could be a bomb. 55 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,860 It's not a bomb. 56 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,998 Watch out, bud. 57 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,927 Oh, fucker. 58 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,309 Ian. 59 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,727 Shithead. 60 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,224 Genius. 61 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,101 Oh, that's so sweet. 62 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,978 He doesn't want us to forget him. 63 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,401 Yeah, it's real sweet. 64 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,729 All right, go to bed, guys. 65 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,092 Three, two, 66 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,135 one, go! 67 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,220 Whoo! 68 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,969 Wha-ho! Well? 69 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,180 - Five and a half seconds. - Yes, yes, yes, yes! 70 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,311 I knew it! I knew that Vaseline 71 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,267 would make better lube than lube. 72 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,977 We're smoking now. I got 73 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,937 some velocity down there. 74 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,613 Ingrid? You okay in there? 75 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,566 Your neighbors are a pain in the ass. 76 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,300 No, it's my ex-husband. 77 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,827 He thinks he can look after me 78 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,779 just because we share a duplex wall. 79 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:09,874 Oh. 80 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,950 I'm fine, Randy! Go back to bed! 81 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,438 You sure, hon? Maybe I should come in. 82 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,124 No, no, no, no, no. I'm on a date. 83 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,375 Never been better. Bye! 84 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,673 Man. 85 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,466 I never realized how much fun 86 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,464 indoor tobogganing could be. 87 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,136 It should be a thing. 88 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,805 You know, you shouldn't have to be off your meds 89 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,134 to have this much fun. 90 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,184 It is fun. 91 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,059 - Fuck, you have strong weed. - Uh-huh. 92 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,349 It's supposed to make you really sleepy, 93 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,435 but I don't know. It just makes me all... 94 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,611 vroom... alive. 95 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,300 Well, when you wave that flag in front of me, 96 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,860 I feel like a bull standing before 97 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,408 a matador in "Barthelona." 98 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,412 My little Spanish-English muffin. 99 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,956 All right, my turn. 100 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,561 - All right, suit up. - Okay, lube me up. 101 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,701 Let's go. 102 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,075 - To the top! Here we go! - Okay. 103 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,291 Whee! 104 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,961 All right, guys, cereal or toast? 105 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,574 Do you have the stuff to make pancakes? 106 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,964 Pancakes? Let's make pancakes. 107 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,219 All right, let me rephrase. 108 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,425 Cereal, toast, or nothing? 109 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,519 Toast. 110 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,094 Cereal. 111 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,431 Oh, what's with the suit? Somebody die? 112 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,608 No, Brad's baby's getting christened today. 113 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,480 Christening? Is that where you get the wine 114 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,610 and shitty little cracker? 115 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,982 No, that's confirmation. 116 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,073 Christening's when you... 117 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,489 waterboard the baby. 118 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,761 All right, we gotta divide and conquer 119 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,902 now that school's out. Who's gonna watch Liam today? 120 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,361 - Nope. - Not me. 121 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,099 I'm in sixth grade. I don't need a babysitter. 122 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,601 Yeah, scholastically, you're in sixth grade. 123 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,036 In real life, you're nine. 124 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,742 By the time I was nine, 125 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,420 I had three years' experience being a full-time nanny. 126 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,372 In fact, how would you like to make 127 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,332 five bucks an hour this summer, Liam? 128 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,634 Ten bucks and one-hour lunch. 129 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,756 Deal. 130 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,383 No, Liam's a minor, all right? 131 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,593 He's got to have another adult around to watch Franny. 132 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,888 Better Liam than some shitty day care 133 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,247 that'll cram her into a Pack 'n Play 134 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,478 with eight other toddlers. 135 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,102 You love your Uncle Liam, 136 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,523 don't you, girlfriend? 137 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,271 Hey, Carl, what you got today? 138 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,318 Kelly's coming over later to help me move. 139 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,445 They can hang out with us, 140 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,321 as long as you guys disappear when we bone. 141 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,219 - Move? Where you going? - Leveling up, son. 142 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,155 Liam's got Fiona's room. Debbie's got Debbie's. 143 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,305 Figure since Ian's out of the house, 144 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,640 I'll take Frank's room, let you rock 145 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,392 with the boys' room solo, if that's cool with you. 146 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,282 Yeah, sure, sounds good to me. 147 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,478 We can't not have a bed 148 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,913 for Frank anymore, can we? 149 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,273 - Of course we can. - Fuck Frank. 150 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,816 Shouldn't we get Fiona's opinion first? 151 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,082 - No. - I'm kind of worried about her. 152 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,987 She hasn't responded to any of my texts or calls. 153 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,571 - Have you guys heard from her? - Mm-mm. 154 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,175 To stand Ian up on his last day before prison 155 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,868 and not drive him when she said she would... 156 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,892 it's not like her. 157 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,013 Uh, it's called passive-aggression, Debs. 158 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,685 She's still mad at Ian. 159 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,309 Hey, girls are in school. 160 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,769 Coffee's hot. We're out of milk. 161 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,276 Laundry is clean. I'm late to open. 162 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,731 How was closing? 163 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,532 Oh, it was fine. 164 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,327 Oh, but I think I forgot to turn on the dishwasher. 165 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,699 What's all this stuff? 166 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,267 Oh, that's our old baby stuff. 167 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,407 Purging all those sex toys 168 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,991 made me realize how much old shit 169 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,496 we still had lying around. 170 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,829 My girl Shawntelle's coming for it. 171 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,459 Who the hell's Shawntelle? 172 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,506 Shawntelle, the one who does my locks. 173 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,925 I told you about her. 174 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,877 Six kids, one has Down syndrome, 175 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,964 no baby daddy, set of twins on the way? 176 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,141 You're giving away all our baby stuff? 177 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,704 What, you think I can get money for it? 178 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,247 No, I don't think you should be giving away 179 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,854 Gemma's froggy bib or Amy's Little LambLamb. 180 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,433 Well, I saved all of their favorite stuff. 181 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,984 Plus, we need to make room upstairs for the twin beds. 182 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,983 Twin beds? V, they're not ready for that. 183 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,905 They're tiny little squishy babies. 184 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,574 They're not, Kev. They're four years old. 185 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,994 Amy can pick up her toddler bed and bench it. 186 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,323 Plus, we don't need to be holding on to old baby shit 187 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,078 when we're done having babies. 188 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,915 Done having babies? 189 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:45,955 You said we were gonna 190 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,790 talk about that down the line. 191 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,922 Sure, we're gonna talk about it down the line. 192 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,799 Of course we will, but not 193 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,346 when I'm late to open, okay? 194 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,798 Okay, let's just say, 195 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,805 upon talking about it down the line, 196 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,512 we decide to have loads more babies. 197 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,125 Kev, we don't have room for all this shit 198 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,640 in this small-ass house. 199 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,521 If you want to pick out five items 200 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,227 for sentimental reasons, fine, 201 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,857 but the rest is going to Shawntelle. 202 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,440 Five total or-or-or five per daughter? 203 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,741 I don't care! 204 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,080 Fiona? 205 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,789 Fiona, are you in there? 206 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,796 Open up! 207 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,969 Come on. 208 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,842 I'll take your door off! 209 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,549 No, hang on. 210 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,010 I'm coming. 211 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,692 Holy shit. 212 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,982 - It's fine. - Your face! 213 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,739 - This is not fine, Fiona! - I'm fine. 214 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:58,787 I'm fine. 215 00:08:58,788 --> 00:08:59,949 You need stitches. 216 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,121 What happened to you? 217 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,166 It's nothing. 218 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,079 It was a... car accident. 219 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,707 You got into a car accident? 220 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,458 Oh, my God, are you okay? 221 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,789 Fiona! 222 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,129 Why didn't you call us? 223 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,757 We had no idea that you were in a car accident. 224 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,087 We just thought you stood Ian up because you were pissed. 225 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,929 Oh, my God, Ian. 226 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,385 - Oh, hey. - Oh, my God. 227 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,015 No, no, no. Fiona, hey. 228 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,562 Hey, hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh. 229 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,059 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 230 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,143 You can't sleep. You may have a concussion, okay? 231 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,023 We're gonna get you to a doctor. 232 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,570 Do you know where your car is now? 233 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,325 Come in! 234 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,573 Hey, what's up? Come help me move. 235 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,666 Where? 236 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,333 My new bachelor pad, where no one'll be. 237 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,064 I'll help you move later. We're supposed to do 238 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,250 West Point application prep today, remember? 239 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,457 W-wait, can't we at least move some furniture? 240 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,944 We'll start with an ACT practice test, 241 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,755 since you need a minimum score of 28 on that. 242 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,928 West Point requires you to have a 3.75 GPA, 243 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,801 and that's including four years of English, 244 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,577 four years of college-preparatory mathematics, 245 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,433 including algebra, geometry, trigonometry... 246 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,103 Uh, yeah, I've waited 17 years for my own bedroom 247 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,896 that has a door that locks. 248 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,190 Liam, you'll proctor for us, won't you? 249 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,103 Franny's napping. I'm on my union break. 250 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,812 You just have to hold the stopwatch. 251 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,113 45 minutes for part one, 252 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,235 45 minutes for part two, 253 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,033 and 90 minutes for part three. 254 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,680 Can we at least move some furniture first? 255 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,787 We all gotta do things we don't want to do sometimes, 256 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,267 like the 10K I have to run right now 257 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,499 to stay Annapolis-strong. 258 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,792 Part one. Go! 259 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,169 Psst, nerd. 260 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,967 What does this word mean? 261 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,045 "Assessment." It's a noun. 262 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,428 An evaluation or estimation of someone's ability. 263 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,724 Oh, fuck me. 264 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,103 So what's the plan here? You're shaving me? 265 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,646 Just from the chin down. 266 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,098 I am gonna make you 267 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:54,481 my adorable little hairless mouse boy. 268 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,484 Unless you'd prefer rat boy. 269 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,690 I'm gonna go mouse. 270 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,947 - Mm. - Yeah. 271 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,529 Aw, thanks for riding this wave with me, Frank. 272 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,286 It is so nice to have company. 273 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,164 - Freak flags must fly high. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,042 Besides, there's nothing you could do to scare me. 275 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,169 I've seen it all, smoked it all, 276 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,921 and handled it all. 277 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,503 Well, you are a mouse boy among men. 278 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,843 What would you be doing right now 279 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,890 if you weren't hanging out with me? 280 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,809 Um... 281 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,685 I like to keep my options open, live life. 282 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,561 Oh, that is so healthy. 283 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,672 Twenty-two years of being a psychotherapist, 284 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,983 I don't think I've ever heard anything so healthy. 285 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,282 You're a psychotherapist. Uh... 286 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,968 No disrespect, but aren't you a little... 287 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,907 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The best of us 288 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,614 have personal experience with mental illnesses. 289 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,449 That's why we're good at our jobs. 290 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,500 I mean, even Randy. 291 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,624 He's a psychotherapist, 292 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,626 and he has boundary issues. 293 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,316 That's why he's in my bathroom right now. 294 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,528 Ingrid... 295 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,293 Jesus fucking Christ, man! 296 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,424 I told you that that key was for emergencies. 297 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,909 You are now violating our agreement! 298 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,285 - I-I... - Violator. 299 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,141 I think this is an emergency, Ingrid. 300 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,685 I heard tobogganing 301 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:10,771 at four in the morning. 302 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,221 Now you're blowing off work, 303 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,977 and you're clearly not taking your meds. 304 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,229 My first patient isn't until 1 p.m. 305 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,047 Do you not think that's a little irresponsible 306 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,111 to counsel others when you have not taken your meds? 307 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,647 Oh, you don't think it's irresponsible 308 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,573 for you to neglect your patients 309 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,824 so that you can micromanage my mental illness? 310 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,154 I'm Frank, by the way. 311 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,600 Stay out of this, Frank. You have no idea 312 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,944 what you're getting yourself into. 313 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,367 Hey, this has a cycle, see? 314 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,747 Super fun at the beginning. 315 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,954 Stay up all night. It's great. 316 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,835 But by tonight, 317 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,507 things will be very rough. 318 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,300 Ingy, Ingy, honey, 319 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,659 you just got out of the psych ward, sweetie. 320 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,799 You need your medications. 321 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,849 I am missing my life, Randy. 322 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,472 I am missing it! 323 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,848 And besides, 324 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,180 Frank loves me 325 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,765 just as I am. 326 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,144 - I do. - He does. 327 00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,854 You can find your way out... R-Randall? 328 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,031 It's Randy. 329 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,323 Randy. 330 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,241 Give it up. 331 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,247 Here you go. RAV4, right? 332 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,751 Oh, my God. 333 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,458 This car is totaled! 334 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,918 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 335 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,837 Insurance will cover a hit-and-run. 336 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,297 Y-you have insurance, right? 337 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,679 Did you call the police? 338 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,852 Did you file an accident report? 339 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,930 You gotta find whoever did this, Fiona. 340 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,476 I did it. 341 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,027 You did what? 342 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,440 I did this. I was... 343 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,242 drunk, and I didn't call the police 344 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,241 'cause I was drunk. 345 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,539 You were driving drunk? 346 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,832 The hell is going on with you? 347 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,706 It's adult shit, okay? 348 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,796 Fuck that. 349 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,668 I'm not a kid. 350 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,841 I have a kid. 351 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,378 All right, fine. 352 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,839 Uh... 353 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,844 the zoning fell through 354 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,300 on my old-age home yesterday, 355 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,387 which means I got Max Whitford stalking me 356 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,473 for $25K, 357 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,560 or else I lose my entire $100K investment, 358 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,610 which fucks me, 'cause... 359 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,110 without an immediate profit off that, 360 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,738 I actually cannot afford 361 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,696 my first and second mortgages on my apartment building, 362 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,573 and that means I'm gonna have to sell 363 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,283 my building. 364 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,585 Also, it turns out that Ford's married. 365 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,882 Yeah. 366 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,005 I found that out right before I totaled this car, 367 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,214 which is gonna cost thousands to fix. 368 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:56,018 So that on top of the $1,800 that... 369 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,684 I just spent at the ER and the $500 370 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,357 that this tow place just charged me 371 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,150 means I'm so far up shit's creek, 372 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,819 I don't even have lunch money. 373 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,027 And I'm such a fucking piece of shit 374 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,159 that I forgot my own brother was going to prison. 375 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,117 So what you're saying is, 376 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,827 you've had a shitty couple days. 377 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,837 Yeah, I know, right? 378 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,714 It's gonna be okay, Fiona. 379 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,130 It's gonna be okay. 380 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,341 Yeah? 381 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,302 You got a spare... 382 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,264 $25K lying around? 383 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,814 No. 384 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,087 But I got a friend who might be able 385 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,727 to help us out with the car, at least. 386 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,801 ♪♪ I'm a little teapot ♪♪ 387 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,782 ♪♪ Short and stout ♪♪ 388 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,781 ♪♪ Here is my handle ♪♪ 389 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,828 ♪♪ Here's my spout ♪♪ 390 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,780 ♪♪ When I see the teacups ♪♪ 391 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,707 ♪♪ Hear me shout ♪♪ 392 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,955 ♪♪ Tip me up and pour me out ♪♪ 393 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,128 There you go. 394 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,126 No way. 395 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,048 Aw! 396 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,751 Talk-a-bear? 397 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,296 That monster threw out Talk-a-bear. 398 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,790 Hi, Amy and Gemma. 399 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,263 This is Daddy, and we're talking 400 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,353 into our Talk-a-bear. 401 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,075 Can you say "Daddy"? 402 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,641 - "Daddy." - Doggy. 403 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,647 That's "doggy." Woof, woof. 404 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,353 Dada. 405 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,114 Yeah, who is it? 406 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,288 V's friend Shawntelle. 407 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,035 You must be Kevin. 408 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,208 Nope, wrong house. 409 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,332 Well, is 2113 North Wallace, ain't it? 410 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,664 No parlez anglais! 411 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,592 - Go away! - V told me she had some cribs 412 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,885 and six bags of baby stuff for me. 413 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,803 I borrowed a truck. 414 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,933 V and Kevin are dead! 415 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,434 What? 416 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,857 That's right! 417 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,980 I murdered them! 418 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,275 Yeah, there's blood everywhere. 419 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,823 And you're next, Shawntelle. 420 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,992 Ruh-rar-ar-ar-ar-ar! 421 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,195 Yeah, that's a chain saw! 422 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,329 Whoa. 423 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,289 Look at this! 424 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,508 This is... impressive. 425 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,556 Oh, look at you. 426 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,009 You sexy librarian, you. 427 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,639 You think these are hot, 428 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,016 wait till I put on my sexy 429 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,814 therapist blazer 430 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,268 and use Randy's prescription pad 431 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,197 to write you 200 milligrams of Wellbutrin. 432 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,115 Excellent. 433 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,409 Excellent. How long's this gonna take? 434 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,612 Uh, I got three patients. 435 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,119 - Fifty minutes a session. - Jesus. 436 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,450 People have 50 minutes of shit to whine about? 437 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,230 You know, there's a Starbucks right on the corner. 438 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,054 Why don't you just go ahead and hang out there 439 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,650 - for three hours or something? - No, I don't want to be 440 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,961 away from you that long. Can't I hide here and watch? 441 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,212 Oh, no. 442 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,590 No, no, you-you won't even know I'm here. 443 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,967 I will be quiet 444 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,969 as a hairless mouse. 445 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,265 Oof. Yikes. 446 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,889 So what do you think? 447 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,565 Can you hook us up, Farhad? 448 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,028 What'd he say? 449 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,082 He's gonna strip it, give you 600 bucks for parts, 450 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,535 and then we'll dump it in the weeds 451 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,993 behind that empty lot off 16 and Michigan. 452 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,328 Take the cops, like, a week to find it back there. 453 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,066 And then you just contact your insurance company, 454 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,503 tell them it was stolen, and they'll pay off your lease. 455 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,593 Really? 456 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,880 Yeah, we do it all the time. 457 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,761 Issa! Abdul! 458 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,261 All right, go. 459 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,768 Go do whatever you're gonna do today. 460 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:10,857 You sure? 461 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,477 Yeah, I'm just gonna 462 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,150 be here... 463 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,569 ...being a felon. 464 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,361 - Maybe I should hang out. - Nah, go. 465 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,539 I'm gonna get my 600 bucks, 466 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,117 head over to Patsy's, list my building online. 467 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,794 Go. You got better shit to do today. 468 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,293 Okay. I'll see you later. 469 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,445 Hey, Farhad, what are you doing today? 470 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,946 - Pretty busy, actually, with... - No, you're not. 471 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,757 I'll be back for you in three hours. 472 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,600 Why are you at your desk this week, 473 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,602 Dr. Jones? You're always in your chair. 474 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,058 Yeah. 475 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,234 It seems to bother you that I'm not in my chair. 476 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,611 Let's, um... let's talk about that. Why? 477 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,388 It's just, I don't like when things change suddenly. 478 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,244 Ah, because of your mother. 479 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,948 Yes. 480 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,749 Yeah. 481 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,577 Yeah, she's the reason that I have 482 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,879 body dysmorphia and can't get out of bed. 483 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,957 Oh. 484 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,486 Do you know she even lords it over me 485 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,172 that she pays for this therapy... 486 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,989 ...at $275 an hour? 487 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,426 Mm. 488 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,348 Um, 489 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,178 let's just talk some more about that body dysmorphia. 490 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,603 Tell me about that. 491 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,433 Well, it's my head. It is... 492 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,438 disproportionately large. 493 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,315 Yes! 494 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,067 Um... 495 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,240 Jesus Christ, did I get any right? 496 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,406 You know what? 497 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,493 Who cares about scores? 498 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,864 This is just a tool to see 499 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,116 where your strengths and your weaknesses lie. 500 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,163 But what was my score, though? 501 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,663 Think you got a couple of them right... maybe. 502 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,980 You know, it doesn't matter. 503 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,273 Now we know that we need to brush up 504 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,209 on comp lit, algebra, geometry, 505 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,818 trigonometry, U.S. history, government, 506 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,049 and reading comprehension. 507 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,446 Well, that's, like, all the subjects. 508 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,587 Liam will help us. Won't you, Liam? 509 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,012 Let's start with the Bob books. 510 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,681 "Bob has a dog. Pat likes cats." 511 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,245 I love those books. 512 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,101 He's not kidding. 513 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,726 So Fiona didn't blow Ian off because she was pissed at him. 514 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,216 She got into a fucking car accident. 515 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,608 That's why she didn't show! 516 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,311 - Wait, is she okay? - No, it's really bad. 517 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,816 She totaled her car, 518 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,907 and she broke her wrist, 519 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,152 she's nonstop ugly-crying, 520 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,279 and I've never seen her this bad before. 521 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,157 And wait, Ford is married and has a whole other family 522 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,433 and life and a bunch of kids in Chicago. 523 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,057 - Wait, wait, wait, what? - Motherfucker! 524 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,561 And now Fiona has to sell her building today 525 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,812 because she doesn't have money for lunch. 526 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,418 Okay, Debs, where is she now? 527 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,774 I don't know. We were dealing with the car. 528 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,130 She said she could handle it. 529 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,332 What, and you left her? 530 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,711 What was I supposed to do? 531 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,112 She said she's fine. She's going to Patsy's. 532 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,256 All right, fine. You tag out. 533 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,531 I'm gonna go find Fiona, all right? 534 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,467 And I'll handle Ford. 535 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,392 Oh, God. 536 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,391 That was so hot. 537 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,144 Okay, now it's your turn. 538 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,317 - I'm gonna get under the desk. - What? 539 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,270 Yeah, yeah, just tell my next patient I'm out sick. 540 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,900 It's not hard. It's not hard. 541 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,653 All you're gonna do is listen and nod. 542 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,950 Now, if you get in a jam, 543 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,402 you just repeat back what they said 544 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,862 in an empathetic tone. 545 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,836 Shit. 546 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,663 Debbie told you? 547 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,293 Yeah, course she told me. 548 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,341 - Fuck, you okay? - I'm fine. 549 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,822 Debbie thinks you're gonna kill yourself. 550 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,929 I'm fine. 551 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,596 You know, nine stitches, 552 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,265 no concussion, 553 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,892 wrist'll take eight weeks, 554 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,016 but I'll be fine. 555 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,983 Why are you in a suit? 556 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,855 Oh, Brad's baby's getting christened. 557 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,987 But, you know, I can skip it. 558 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,073 You know, let's figure this out. 559 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,093 I mean, how deep are you in the hole? 560 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,575 No need. I listed my building. 561 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,278 There's gonna be an open house at 1 p.m. 562 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,908 You don't have to do that, though. 563 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,160 I want to sell it. 564 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,123 Give me that. 565 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,046 So how was Ian 566 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,927 when you dropped him off at prison? 567 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,053 Was he upset? 568 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,601 No. 569 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,724 No, he was okay. 570 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,682 You know, he stayed strong. Yeah. 571 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,984 I'm gonna get up there first visiting hours I can. 572 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,936 You got a hell of a good excuse. 573 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,272 All right? He'll be cool. 574 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,299 Debbie. 575 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,874 Who's he? 576 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:48,968 Farhad. 577 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,593 What's going on? 578 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,512 Nothing. 579 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,091 I just have this giant prick of an asshole 580 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,426 who I'm gonna torture today. 581 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,872 Committed a crime against womanhood 582 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:01,104 way worse than any of those misogynistic assholes 583 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,931 we hit with welded dicks. 584 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,018 I mean, this guy deserves the fucking works. 585 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,631 Was wondering if you wanted to join us, 586 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,937 for old times' sake? 587 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,232 What kind of torture we talking? 588 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,818 True, brutal, and unrelenting. 589 00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,904 - Can we use power tools? - Hmm! 590 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,621 What do you think? Should we start? 591 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,001 Y-yes. 592 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,334 So sorry, Father. 593 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,427 Brad, Camille... 594 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,094 Thanks for inviting me today. 595 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,297 Yeah. Yeah, man. Worst thing you can do 596 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,178 when you're having a tough time is be alone. 597 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,037 ...responsibility for his training... 598 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,975 Fuck me, that door is heavy. 599 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,394 Shit. 600 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,484 Hey! 601 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:47,934 'Sup, Denis? 602 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,109 Oh, yas, queen. 603 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,779 Aunt Gayle, looking good, sister! 604 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,072 You know her? 605 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,615 No, we, um, 606 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,570 hung out at Brad's wedding and we... fucked 607 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,746 - badly. - Oh, shit. 608 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,949 Really, Tami? Twenty minutes late. 609 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,499 Slow your roll, okay? 610 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,872 - There was no parking. - You're the godmother. 611 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,963 We were about to get my cousin Jennifer to fill in. 612 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,048 Well, I'm here now. 613 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,465 Let's do this. Hi. 614 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,385 Okay, sorry, Father. Please continue. 615 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,258 Uh, Brad, Camille, 616 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,840 you have asked to have your child baptized. 617 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,142 It will be your responsibility... 618 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,469 Oh, shit. Wait. 619 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,555 You guys invited Jabby? 620 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,693 And if we put a six-foot platform here, 621 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,066 so many people would see it... 622 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,317 the foot traffic alone. 623 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,740 A six-foot platform? 624 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,862 That's too much effort. 625 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,764 Can't we just castrate him with Farhad's goat knife? 626 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,529 Or stone him. In Islam, we bury 627 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,142 adulterers in the earth with their heads sticking out, 628 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,328 - and then we stone them. - No. 629 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,455 We really gotta make this one hurt. 630 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,377 Gotta humiliate this motherfucker. 631 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,625 We can do this. 632 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,458 We are three skilled laborers! 633 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,042 Hands in! 634 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,095 - Go, team! - Go, team. 635 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,929 Okay. 636 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:38,888 Go, team. 637 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:39,889 Yes. 638 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,725 Name the three branches of government. 639 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,054 Pentagon, DMV, cops. 640 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,374 Who was the first American president? 641 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,014 Easy. Lincoln. 642 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,475 Who coined the term "domino effect" 643 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,480 to describe the spread of communism? 644 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,817 Oh, Rovey Wade? 645 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,694 Hey, yo, Gallaghers, 646 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,491 how you doing? 647 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,572 And person I've never seen before. 648 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,830 I'm gonna stash some shit in your basement for a while. 649 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,123 It's a secret 650 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,916 from V, so... 651 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,709 - don't tell V, okay? - Uh, yeah. 652 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,981 Why are you saving baby stuff, though? 653 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,274 Aren't the girls, like, four now? 654 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,961 You shut your mouth, Carl. 655 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,510 Next question. 656 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,051 Who was the first American president 657 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,800 to serve two nonconsecutive terms? 658 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,346 Oh, fuck if I know. 659 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,593 Grover Cleveland. 660 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,471 Oh, from Sesame Street? 661 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,645 Oh, my God. 662 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,388 I don't understand. 663 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,519 Dr. Jones is just out sick? 664 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,851 Therapists can't do that. 665 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,562 Why not? They get sick, just like us. 666 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,022 Okay, go ahead. 667 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,982 Uh, what's your problem? Tell me quickly. 668 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,568 Sor... s-somewhat quickly. 669 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,280 Not a great week this week. 670 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,240 I couldn't get out of bed yesterday 671 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,603 - because I kept thinking... - Jesus, you too? 672 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,209 What is it with you people? 673 00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,164 Get the fuck out of bed. 674 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,259 Well, my ex, Jeremy, 675 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,133 keeps calling me and calling me and calling me, 676 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,714 and I'm trying to have boundaries, 677 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,642 but I also want him to call, which I recognize is crazy. 678 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,935 I just don't know what to do. 679 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,058 Okay, slow down. That's... that's too fast. 680 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,980 Uh, um, 681 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,605 okay, first of all... Jazmin, you're not crazy. 682 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,402 There are crazy people out there. 683 00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,488 Um... 684 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,860 I have bipolar depression. 685 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,067 Ah, that's good. 686 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,161 That's good. 687 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,361 Bipolar, yes. 688 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,287 Uh... "bi," 689 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,990 from the Latin meaning "two," 690 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,952 meaning half the time, you're kind of interesting, 691 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,065 and the other half, you're not very interesting at all. 692 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,046 Right now, talking about your ex-boyfriend, 693 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,045 you-you're not very interesting. 694 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,170 Give me your phone. 695 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,978 God. 696 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,101 - Does that feel good or what? - No! 697 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,231 That was the new iPhone... 698 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,649 NYP. 699 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,397 That's it. Not your problem. 700 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,070 Get a new phone number so he can't call you anymore. 701 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,818 Get a more flattering haircut. 702 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,865 Stop walking around like a sorry sack of shit. 703 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,363 End this now. 704 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,614 You gotta finish it. 705 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,572 - NYP. - Finish it now. 706 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,953 Not my problem. 707 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,752 Wow. 708 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,544 Thank you, Doctor. 709 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,447 What the hell, 710 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,133 Gallagher? Is your phone broken? 711 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,965 Holy shit. What happened to your face? 712 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,472 I'm fine. Just a little hit-and-run. 713 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,553 God, that looks... 714 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:34,933 terrible. 715 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,434 Like, my brain is rejecting 716 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,892 that an otherwise very hot girl can look this bad. 717 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,568 Anyway, I'm late for my spin class, 718 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,488 and your PayPal didn't come through, girl. 719 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,573 Yeah, I... 720 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,991 Tacky to make me come find you. 721 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,409 Selling this place? 722 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,202 Yeah, sorry. I've just been swamped, 723 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,141 and I was in the hospital most of the day yesterday... 724 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,246 Totally get it. No bigs. 725 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,450 Just PayPal me right now. 726 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:59,504 I'm @maxwhitfordsaysyas. 727 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,501 Y-A-S. 728 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,958 Do you not have the app? 729 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,720 I don't have the $25K. 730 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,174 You don't have $25K? 731 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,511 Who doesn't have $25K? 732 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,437 - Me? - All right, 733 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,059 so borrow it against your portfolio. 734 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,482 Call your guy. 735 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,651 I don't have a guy, Max, 736 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,979 and I got rejected for a loan. 737 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,358 I got nothing. 738 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,032 What about your other properties and investments? 739 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,905 Anything liquid you can unload? 740 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,453 Oh. 741 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,701 Oh, you overleveraged? 742 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,023 You told everybody you could swim, 743 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,413 and now you're drowning? 744 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:46,543 Yeah, going down like the fucking Titanic. 745 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,252 Oh. 746 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,927 You got anybody you can call? 747 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,054 Uncle, mom, something? 748 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,645 Nobody in my life has that kind of money. 749 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,563 That's why I'm selling this place. 750 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,235 Even if I could, 751 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,108 you just... you're not gonna clear 25 large 752 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,609 in a couple days. 753 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,236 Come on, 754 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:12,615 buyer will need to do due diligence and inspections 755 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,741 and probably try to back out at the end of escrow, 756 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,073 try to fuck you with a lowball offer last-minute. 757 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,686 I mean, you're not gonna have cash in hand 758 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,827 for at least 90 days. 759 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,205 Who's your listing agent? 760 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,379 I can't afford you, Max. 761 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,210 Maybe I waive my commission for you. 762 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,888 You'd do that? 763 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,840 Yeah. 764 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,973 I am not as big an asshole as you think I am. 765 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,808 Come on. 766 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,227 Pour me some warm chard 767 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,979 and roll out the tour. 768 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,505 I might have a couple possible buyers 769 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,065 interested in a quick sale. 770 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,652 Okay. 771 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,533 My new chosen career. You never can tell. 772 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,223 I know. I think you might be really good at it. 773 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,474 You headed over to First Monday? 774 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,364 Jesus Christ, Randy! 775 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,541 We're gonna have to put a cowbell on you. 776 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,960 Ingy, First Monday. You haven't forgotten, have you? 777 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,912 No, no, we have not forgotten First Monday. 778 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,749 We're gonna definitely be there... Frank and I. 779 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,551 Bet your ass we're gonna be at... First Monday. 780 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,969 Good. We'll see you there. 781 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,971 First what? 782 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,719 Oh, all the therapists in this building 783 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,846 get together on the first Monday of every month. 784 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,268 - Mm. - It's usually, uh, 785 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,311 somebody's birthday or... 786 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,084 You know, it'll be quick. We'll just make an appearance. 787 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,979 Motherfucker! 788 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,463 What? What happ... what? 789 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,399 Are you all right? 790 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,946 Yeah, lock got stuck. 791 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:33,069 I just got frustrated. You ready? 792 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:38,113 Jabby! 793 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,206 Hey! 794 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,371 I was hoping you'd be here. 795 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,578 I've been having a lot 796 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,034 of really great sex recently. 797 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,448 - Uh-huh. - Let's go bang one out, 798 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,441 get my average back in the shitter, where it belongs. 799 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,067 Yeah, you know, I could use some fresh puke on my shoes, 800 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,707 so that'll be good. 801 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,882 Who's this guy? 802 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,460 Jason, this is Tami. 803 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,591 Tami, this is my friend Jason. 804 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,013 Lip's my sponsor. 805 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,681 Sponsor? 806 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,303 At, uh, AA. 807 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,061 Alcoholics Anonymous. 808 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,808 So you're at this sober? 809 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,390 Yeah. It's nice, right? 810 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:06,484 It's good juice. 811 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,059 I mixed apple and cran. 812 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,985 What, do you collect weird sidekicks? 813 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,563 What happened to the last one, that little girl with the Afro? 814 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,364 - Her mother took her back. - Hmm. 815 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,158 Yeah, running theme today. 816 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,610 Lost my baby too. 817 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,121 All right. 818 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,541 Okay. 819 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,584 Any of you kids wanna do something fun 820 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,002 with your Auntie Tami? 821 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,704 - Yeah! - Yeah, yeah. 822 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,415 Okay, well, who's never smoked a cigarette before? 823 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,172 - Me! - Oh, you haven't? 824 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,489 Okay, well, the first one's the hardest, 825 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,032 but you guys are gonna be great. Come on. 826 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,799 Follow me. Follow your Auntie Tami. 827 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,972 Well, if you had the time, 828 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,180 you could probably get $425K for it. 829 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,605 That's what I was thinking. 830 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,855 But it would cost you $40K in closing costs, 831 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,902 plus 120-day escrow, 832 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,321 and you don't have that kind of time. 833 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,442 How much is your mortgage? 834 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,536 I've got two. 835 00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,827 One is... 836 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,121 What's the total? 837 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,290 $292,000. 838 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,285 All right. 839 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,587 I'll give you $292,000 for it. 840 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,666 - Wait, you want to buy it? - Yeah. 841 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,594 I'll take it off your hands today, in cash, as is, 842 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,013 no inspections, close in 30 days. 843 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,261 Could pay off your mortgages and walk away. 844 00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,347 And I'll take care of the $25K 845 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:27,930 you owe the partnership so you don't default, but... 846 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,856 I'm gonna charge you interest on that. 847 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,526 But that-that'll leave me with nothing, Max. 848 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,776 It'll leave you with your credit intact, 849 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,529 and you didn't get foreclosed on. 850 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,992 You're pretty, but I'm not a charity. 851 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,213 ♪♪ Baby, I just flew in ♪♪ 852 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,296 ♪♪ Tell me what you're doing... ♪♪ 853 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,846 Wow. 854 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,260 What's all this? 855 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,518 I just love and appreciate my beautiful wife, 856 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,816 the mother to my wonderful children, 857 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,608 and I thought you might like some food 858 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,607 that's slightly... 859 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,313 aphrodisiac-y. 860 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,733 Did you cheat on me? 861 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,827 No. 862 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,868 But I did get you a gift. 863 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,043 I like the shape of the box. Jewelry? 864 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,749 Better. 865 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,878 For our future baby. 866 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,379 Our what now? 867 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,257 We should have another baby, V. 868 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,633 We always talk, we're gonna have 869 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,305 this conversation down the line, 870 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,223 and down the line is today. 871 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,472 I want another baby. 872 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:57,820 Yay. 873 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,691 Hooray? Say something. 874 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,697 So much to say. 875 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,077 No. Hell no. Over my dead damn body. 876 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,603 You think I'm fucking getting pregnant again? 877 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,038 You said that we were gonna have 878 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,960 this conversation down the line. 879 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,834 That's what women say when they mean no. 880 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,165 Down the line, no. 881 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,009 But babies, V. 882 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,338 Baby tushies and-and-and-and baby toesies, 883 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:27,015 baby mullets and baby fat rolls. 884 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,139 You honestly don't feel anything 885 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,765 when you look at this? 886 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,097 I feel grateful for our two beautiful girls 887 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,335 that we can't put in day care 888 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,021 without committing identity fraud 889 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,818 and making them be the same damn person. 890 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:41,022 We're too broke to have more kids. 891 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,357 Yes, yes, okay, 892 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,941 but look. 893 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,654 I will do everything. 894 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,741 You just have to be inconvenienced for nine months. 895 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,326 Inconvenienced? 896 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,629 No, Kev. N to the fucking O. 897 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,972 So how long has she been awake, Frank? 898 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,554 Thirty-six, 38 hours. 899 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,269 There's a woman wearing plastic bags, 900 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,601 and no one's talking about it. 901 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,857 It's gonna get really bad really soon... 902 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,108 you know, her symptoms. 903 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,406 I can handle the symptoms, Randy. 904 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,075 Listen, no. Not like this, Frank. 905 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,328 Manic adulations, 906 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,781 violent delusions, insomnia. 907 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,626 Self-harm. 908 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,203 You won't understand her diagnosis, 909 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,629 but in layman's terms, 910 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,253 she's batshit crazy. Look at this. 911 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,301 She's stabbed me 14 times over the years. 912 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,471 Every time, she was off her meds. 913 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,515 The switch will go off soon, 914 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,434 and when it does, you won't know what hit you. 915 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,724 Thank you for the FYI, 916 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,396 but I'm a pro. 917 00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,393 Well, I wouldn't let myself fall asleep if I were you. 918 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,492 Be safe, all right? 919 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,333 Your super-sad friend had to go, Jabby? 920 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,006 Yeah, he's, uh, headed off to a meeting. 921 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,628 Come smoke with me. 922 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,471 There you go. 923 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,765 Thanks. 924 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,237 My family is a lot. 925 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,731 I can't believe you're here voluntarily. 926 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,033 Ah, you want to see a lot? 927 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,075 Swing by the Gallagher house sometime. 928 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,661 So last time I saw you, 929 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,959 you asked me to dinner. That offer still good? 930 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,124 What, you want to go on a date now? 931 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:03,882 Guess so. 932 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,129 Fuck me. I mean, I must be really hard up. 933 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,803 Come on. I know a great place, loser. 934 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,721 You're driving. 935 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,296 Come on, Rusty. Let's roll. 936 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,597 Come on. 937 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:06,278 Come on, Rusty. Let's go. 938 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,106 What's the matter? 939 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,326 You don't wanna leave? 940 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,851 Ingy? 941 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,402 Motherfucker! 942 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,650 I fell asleep. 943 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,323 Hey. 944 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,904 - What's up? - Hey. 945 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,866 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 946 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,701 I'm just, um, reorganizing my books 947 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,252 by years of publication 948 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,455 whi-whi-while learning Italian. 949 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,044 Neat. I-I heard a, uh... 950 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,845 a big crash in here. Did something break? 951 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,423 - Oh, no, no, no. - No? 952 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:19,759 No, I, uh... I made a snack over there, 953 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,344 if-if that's to which you are referring. 954 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,726 Uh... 955 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,399 maybe it's time for us to get some shuteye. 956 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,485 Oh, no, no, no, no. 957 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,276 I c... I can't abandon my project. 958 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:31,695 That is a fool's game. 959 00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:34,068 Winners finish projects. 960 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,649 Honey, do you feel all right? 961 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,156 You know, I made a savory snack. 962 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:41,205 A nice big piece of Brie with some crackers. 963 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,747 You want some? 964 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,202 Uh, I'm okay, but thanks. 965 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,332 continues speaking Italian 966 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:52,917 Eat the Brie. 967 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,513 So one older, two younger. 968 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,134 I'm the almost-middle. 969 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,217 Someone's got to be the problem child, right? 970 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,972 Are you that one in your family? 971 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:05,725 All Gallaghers are problem children. 972 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,520 This is spicy as hell. 973 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,646 I told you. Arturo knows what's up. 974 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,737 Yeah. 975 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,276 Anyway, 976 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,902 that's what I like about doing hair. 977 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,110 You can change it. Grows back. 978 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,910 Hair is never the problem child. 979 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,240 You got a job? 980 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,040 Yeah, I, uh, fix bikes. 981 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,247 You know, over at Born Free. 982 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,623 - Mm, that's right, with Brad. - Yeah. 983 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,900 You know I totally thought he was gay when I first met him? 984 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,756 Actually, I did too. 985 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:34,843 Mm. 986 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,513 B-T-dubs, all the women in my family 987 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,886 die of ovarian cancer by the time they're 50, 988 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,093 so I'm only on this Earth for another 25 years or so. 989 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,348 Oh. 990 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,896 That's a pretty intense first date factoid. 991 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,395 Well, gotta take life by the balls. 992 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,566 I agree. 993 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,440 Want to try and fuck me properly this time? 994 00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,490 - What, like now? - Yeah. 995 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,366 Yeah. 996 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,336 Ugh. 997 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,553 Mm. 998 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,647 Cheers. 999 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:57,968 We did it. 1000 00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,052 Crushed it. 1001 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,548 Such craftsmanship. 1002 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,174 Shall we add the cherry on top? 1003 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,006 - Oh, yeah. - Got the Taser right here. 1004 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,682 I got the pulley. 1005 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:15,734 Fucking A. 1006 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,062 Let's roll. 1007 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,988 So there's a loophole for West Point. 1008 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,440 It's there in the fine print. 1009 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,025 If your academics are not up to snuff, 1010 00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,346 you can submit a personal statement 1011 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,514 explaining that you've had hardships 1012 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,279 in the classroom or at home. 1013 00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,373 Kelly, I'm tired. 1014 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,060 Okay, what's been difficult about your life? 1015 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,041 Just ballpark. 1016 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,745 Was growing up on the South Side rough? 1017 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:35,875 No, it's awesome here. 1018 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,582 Come on, Carl, try. I want you to get in. 1019 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:39,736 - Why? - Because I want my boyfriend 1020 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,251 to be West Point, Cadet. 1021 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,677 Wait, I'm your boyfriend? 1022 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,464 Gross. 1023 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,174 Yes. 1024 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,477 So this is called the Adverse Childhood Experience Study. 1025 00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:51,999 All you have to do is answer yes or no, 1026 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,458 and you get a point for every fucked-up thing 1027 00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:55,018 that you've lived through. 1028 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,691 Okay. 1029 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,109 Before your 18th birthday, 1030 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,840 did a parent or other adult in the household 1031 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:03,198 often or very often swear at you, insult you, 1032 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,072 put you down, or humiliate you? 1033 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,162 Yes. 1034 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,327 Oh, which one? 1035 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,414 All four. 1036 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,493 That's four points, Carl. 1037 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,621 Finally, a test he does well on. 1038 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:15,873 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1039 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,900 did you live with anyone who was a problem drinker, 1040 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,086 alcoholic, or used street drugs? 1041 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,384 Yes. Also, I abused 1042 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,462 and sold street drugs myself. 1043 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,380 Wow. 1044 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,557 Okay, great. That's two points. 1045 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,100 Uh, before your 18th birthday, 1046 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,599 was a biological parent ever lost to you 1047 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,431 through divorce, abandonment, or death? 1048 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,856 Yeah, all three. 1049 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,777 Carl, you've had tremendous hardships! 1050 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,401 We-we can write the shit out of this personal essay! 1051 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,483 They're gonna beg you to go to West Point. 1052 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,159 Oh, and I also microwaved a bunny once too. 1053 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,157 Excellent. 1054 00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,333 Almo... 1055 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,837 V... ah! 1056 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,602 So? 1057 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,406 Eh. 1058 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,108 "Eh"? 1059 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,784 Like, a... 1060 00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,987 - six out of ten. - What? 1061 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,824 I-I need a breakdown of that scorecard. 1062 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,159 I mean, where-where did I lose points on this? 1063 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,916 Well, it wasn't jabby, 1064 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:43,249 per se, but it was fairly thrust-y. 1065 00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,834 - What? - Thrust, 1066 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:48,215 thrust, thrust. You have to rotate. 1067 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,922 Yeah, well, I'd do a hell of a lot better 1068 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,803 if we were in an actual bed. 1069 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,259 I mean, this is, what, the smallest car in America? 1070 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,515 I mean, I'm cramping up. 1071 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,222 Did the cavemen have beds? No. 1072 00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:00,899 Did Tarzan? 1073 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,601 Did that pro surfer I dated? 1074 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:03,902 All right, that's it. 1075 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,274 That's it. We're going again, 1076 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,980 all right, and I'm not letting you 1077 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,940 out of this car until I get a ten. 1078 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,446 This is my car, punk. 1079 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,118 Hey, I don't care how long this takes. 1080 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,945 Okay, well, wake me when it's over. 1081 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,451 All right. 1082 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:19,000 Oh, God. Oh! 1083 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,127 Evening, my nightcap-swigging brethren. 1084 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,003 I'll take a Jamie, double-double. 1085 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,085 Heavy, heavy pour. 1086 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,593 Rocks or neat? 1087 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,925 Well, Jesus, when you say it like that, neither. 1088 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,135 What's wrong with you? 1089 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,764 Troubles with the lady. 1090 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,097 Oh, yeah? Me too, Kev. 1091 00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,687 Since when do you have a lady, Frank? 1092 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:45,861 Well, it's fairly recent, but we're going strong. 1093 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,064 She does run a bit hot in terms of mental illness, 1094 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,899 so I had to step out, take some me time 1095 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,610 while she gets her fire danger level 1096 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,572 from "catastrophic" to "low-moderate," 1097 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,327 but damn... 1098 00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,828 her blaze 1099 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,753 is a glorious thing to behold. 1100 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:05,088 You didn't answer me, so... 1101 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,291 I made it neat. 1102 00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:12,633 Haven't seen him like this since that... 1103 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,090 sports team lost the thing I don't care about. 1104 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,892 Yeah, he wants another baby. 1105 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,344 But V said no, shut him down. 1106 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,895 Hey, Kev, I can get you another baby. 1107 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,188 What are you willing to spend? 1108 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:23,983 What? 1109 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,025 There's always an extra Gallagher at my house. 1110 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,648 Give you two for one. 1111 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,484 You know what, Frank? 1112 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,079 God, I'm so sad, I can't even tell off Frank. 1113 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,752 Wow, you actually came back. 1114 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,587 What do you mean? Of course I came back. 1115 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,343 What the hell happened to her? 1116 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,890 Thorazine. Had to be done. 1117 00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:00,060 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1118 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,182 Ingrid! 1119 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,264 Ingrid, are you there? 1120 00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:05,127 - Hello. - I had to dose her, 1121 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,813 Frank. She was a danger to herself. 1122 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,438 Come on. No, babe, come on. 1123 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,361 Let's go take a cold shower. 1124 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,072 Come on. 1125 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,525 Frank, Frank. You came back. 1126 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,575 You're better than most, I'll give you that, 1127 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,369 but you can clock out now. 1128 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,413 Thorazine's gonna level her out. 1129 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,893 She's not gonna remember most of this, 1130 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:22,998 which is for the best. 1131 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,919 How is it for the best, Randy? 1132 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:27,166 She's drooling. 1133 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:30,249 Frank, 19 years, I've been with this woman. 1134 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:33,176 The only thing more constant than this happening 1135 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:36,175 is me being there at the end of it to pick her up. 1136 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,306 So you can clock out now. 1137 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,047 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1138 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,562 ♪♪ You're so electric ♪♪ 1139 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,737 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1140 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,406 ♪♪ I'm gonna get it ♪♪ 1141 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:56,574 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1142 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,276 ♪♪ You're so electric ♪♪ 1143 00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:01,238 ♪♪ All right, all right, all right ♪♪ 1144 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,914 ♪♪ I am who I wanna be ♪♪ 1145 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,289 ♪♪ Who I wanna be, who I wanna be ♪♪ 1146 00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:09,997 ♪♪ I am moving to the beat, moving to the beat... ♪♪ 1147 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,706 Hi, Carl! 1148 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,087 Hi, Liam! 1149 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,216 Hi, stranger! Oh! Stranger danger! 1150 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,742 You've met her before. This is Kelly. 1151 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,177 What the hell are you doing? 1152 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:23,931 I'm throwing myself a little welcome-home party. 1153 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,512 Wait, you're moving back in? 1154 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,598 - She's back? - Guess so. 1155 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,729 Try to get this fucking beef 1156 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:32,606 in the oven. 1157 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,904 You gotta get in there, beef! 1158 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,322 Get in there. 1159 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,524 Oh, God. 1160 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,359 Just... gah. 1161 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,819 ♪♪ I am who I wanna be ♪♪ 1162 00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:42,529 Whoo! 1163 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,990 ♪♪ Who I wanna be, who I wanna be ♪♪ 1164 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,269 ♪♪ I am moving to the beat... ♪♪ 1165 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,660 Hey, guys. 1166 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,915 Turn that off. 1167 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,084 No, put my song on! 1168 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:54,086 Come follow me. Farhad's waiting outside. 1169 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,884 I have a surprise for you, Fiona. 1170 00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,712 Kelly, you watch Franny. 1171 00:50:58,806 --> 00:50:59,967 Come on, guys! 1172 00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:16,487 I looked at the damn sock. 1173 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,067 And? 1174 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,527 And... 1175 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,578 I don't want to have another baby. 1176 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:25,906 I just don't. 1177 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,458 Physically, I don't want to do it, Kev. 1178 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:32,538 But I love you. 1179 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,760 And if you want to talk about adopting a newborn, 1180 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,053 we can discuss it. 1181 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,265 Yeah, down the line. 1182 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,308 No, now. 1183 00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:49,263 I'm a yes. If you want to look into it, 1184 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,397 I'm a yes. 1185 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,776 Really? 1186 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,735 Really? 1187 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:07,994 ♪♪ I wonder where I'll be... ♪♪ 1188 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:09,824 We're gonna have a baby? 1189 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,329 Not really. 1190 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:18,049 ♪♪ I wonder where I'll be going... ♪♪ 1191 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,047 Really not gonna drive me home, huh? 1192 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,129 What, you think just 'cause you got a 9.5, 1193 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:23,963 I'm driving your ass to the South Side? 1194 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,469 Fair enough. 1195 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,703 You know, I haven't fucked that much 1196 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,138 since seventh grade summer camp. 1197 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,206 I'm definitely gonna have a yeast infection tomorrow. 1198 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,563 Well, when that clears up, you wanna do this again? 1199 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,107 Yeah. 1200 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,435 I'll bring you the Monistat receipts for reimbursement. 1201 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,048 And maybe get some cranberry juice too. 1202 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,530 That's for UTIs, dumbass. 1203 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,327 Don't call me. 1204 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:47,779 Yeah, already forgot your name. 1205 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,467 Sleep well, my love. 1206 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,719 Sleep better than well, 1207 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,551 my peach. 1208 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:15,481 Do you drink, Randy? 1209 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,605 From time to time, sure. 1210 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:20,983 Must be tough 1211 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,860 being her self-appointed caretaker 1212 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,441 all the time, huh? 1213 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,151 Sometimes, 1214 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:28,237 but it defines my life. 1215 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,201 - "Defines my life"? - Yeah. 1216 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:33,578 Say some more about that. 1217 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,328 I live next to her, 1218 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,505 work next to her, protect her. 1219 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:41,958 I mean... that's a lot. Thank you. 1220 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,466 But love is love. 1221 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,969 Love is love, yes. 1222 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:50,015 You think Ingrid wants you 1223 00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,684 to live your life the way you are, 1224 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,011 entirely about her? 1225 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,437 - Probably not. - Mm. 1226 00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:55,855 But what can I do? 1227 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:58,649 What can you do? 1228 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,571 And yet you know what I see when I look at you, Ran? 1229 00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:05,114 I see a strong, 1230 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,568 bold, beautiful man who needs a break. 1231 00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:13,023 - Really? - You're not meant 1232 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,040 to be cooped up, dispensing drugs all day. 1233 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,789 You need some you time. 1234 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,083 Ingrid needs me. 1235 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,835 Don't worry about her for a second. 1236 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,836 What do you want, Randy? 1237 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,966 Wow. 1238 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,469 What does Randy want? 1239 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,599 I want to see Mount Fuji, Frank. 1240 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:39,692 I do. 1241 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,569 Then you get your goddamn phone 1242 00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,442 right now and book a flight. 1243 00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:46,989 You earned it. 1244 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,009 - I have? - Don't you think Ingrid 1245 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:53,121 wants you to live your life? 1246 00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:57,075 Yeah. 1247 00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,828 Yeah. 1248 00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,504 Yeah. 1249 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,877 Okay. You're right. 1250 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:06,668 God, you're right. 1251 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:08,924 I'm gonna see Mount Fuji. 1252 00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,846 I know. 1253 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:13,601 Thank you. 1254 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:15,221 Hey, hey, hey. Don't thank me. 1255 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,053 Thank yourself. We did some good work 1256 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,606 here today... some real breakthroughs. 1257 00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:21,808 We're almost there. 1258 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,570 - What the fuck? - Oh, man! 1259 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:26,988 Right here. 1260 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,032 Wait. 1261 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,033 Are you ready? 1262 00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:30,983 - Uh-huh. - Open up. 1263 00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:33,946 That's awesome! 1264 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,780 Holy fuck, is... 1265 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,365 - is that Ford? - Yeah. 1266 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:41,289 Hey, nicely done, Debs. 1267 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:42,541 Great job. 1268 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,748 Fucking great work. 1269 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,292 Someone help, please. 1270 00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:49,628 Anyone. 1271 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:50,721 Instead of taking videos, 1272 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:51,908 could someone help me get down, please, 1273 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,218 for fuck's sake? 1274 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,369 Thinking we got a couple minutes 1275 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,873 before the cops come, so choose quick. 1276 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,598 - Paddle, sock full of rocks... - Oh-ho! 1277 00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,395 - Oh. - ...paintball gun, 1278 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,973 or crossbow, if you want to Katniss Everdeen this shit. 1279 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,148 Oh, asshole! 1280 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,521 Pissed somebody off, man! 1281 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:06,193 Does a paintball gun hurt? 1282 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,237 - Oh, fuck yeah. - Not if you deserve it. 1283 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,951 How much ammo I got in this thing? 1284 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,699 Uh, probably more than you'll ever need. 1285 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,327 All right, everybody take cover. Come on! 1286 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,289 Oh, fuck! 1287 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,250 Get him again! 1288 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,711 Ah, fuck! Oh! 1289 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,842 Fuck you, Ford! 1290 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,641 Fucking awesome. 1291 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:38,889 Ha, ha! 1292 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,897 Touch the sun, 1293 00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:49,730 you're gonna get burned. 1294 00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:53,108 Burnt. 1295 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,408 Ya burnt! 1296 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,413 Ah, shut the hell up! 1297 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,490 You shut up! 1298 00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,201 I'm a goddamn mermaid! 1299 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,584 Back at the Gallagher house. 1300 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,672 ♪♪ She comes swinging from the back of the room ♪♪ 1301 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,029 ♪♪ She's got a killer leftjab to show ♪♪ 1302 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,927 ♪♪ Mow her tight 'cause when the rip up comes ♪♪ 1303 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,113 ♪♪ Gotta give her what you came to owe ♪♪ 1304 00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,910 ♪♪ Seems so basic when you watch it now ♪♪ 1305 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:40,363 ♪♪ She makes it look like it's just for show ♪♪ 1306 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,268 ♪♪ We aren't fucking when she gets the brass knuckles ♪♪ 1307 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,534 ♪♪ And plants them on a sad, sad Joe ♪♪ 89816