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Franco Franco and Ciccio Ingrassia
in film
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That's your pet - Cassius Ciccio ...
And with it the laggard Fabio Franco ...
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Arranging historic mess
Rushes together through all this darkness.
Inseparable friends, but our clever - Ciccio and Franco!
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SATIRIKONISCHE
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They boldly steps forward
And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ...
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Each enemy is their disgrace in all directions running,
A hero centurion exactly mouse shakes!
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The film stars:
Giancarlo BADESSI, Arturo Dominici,
Karin Schubert, Pino Ferrari, Linda BLUE
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And when they hijacked the chariot,
With the triumph flee headlong!
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Leonardo Severino, Gigi Reder,
Hugo carbonyl, Ivan Novak,
Renato Montalbano
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With the triumph of the chariot hijacked
Franco and Ciccio flee headlong!
But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!
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Ignazio Leone, Sam Burke,
Lorenzo TERZON, Britz MONTINARO,
Antonio PIOVANELLI
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Without much labor ...
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They set fire to the house of the Romans ...
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And the glorious Rome of Catullus and Cicero ...
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Burns to the last pavilion!
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and
Edwige Fenech
in the role of Poppea
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They boldly steps forward
And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ...
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Yes! Their enemies with shame runs helter-skelter!
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Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling!
And when they hijacked the chariot,
With the triumph flee headlong!
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story, screenplay and dialogues
DZHANVITI Roberto and Dino Verde
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With the triumph of the chariot hijacked
Franco and Ciccio flee headlong!
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But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!
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Here - Cassius, Ciccio and Neronchik.
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Fabio Franco became a gladiator ...
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He has a sword, and fangs.
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But barely lifting his mace -
I made a "bobo" Nero finger!
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They boldly steps forward
And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ...
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And the enemy of fear is running in all directions!
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Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling!
Oh yeah!
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And when they hijacked the chariot,
With the triumph flee headlong!
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With the triumph of the chariot hijacked
Franco and Ciccio flee headlong!
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But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!
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In the bath under the cover of night ...
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Boils fresh milk ...
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Dreaming seize the imperial throne ...
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Poppaea seduces naive Franco.
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They boldly steps forward
And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ...
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And the enemy of their frightened - running in all directions!
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Hero-centurion before them, his arm trembling!
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producer
Mariano Laurenti
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And when they hijacked the chariot,
With the triumph flee headlong!
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With the triumph of the chariot hijacked
Franco and Ciccio flee headlong!
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But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!
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We're going to what is considered
ancient center of our history -
to antiquity.
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If this antiquity,
then preserved it well.
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It looks newer than biolimpika.
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What to think about
that twenty centuries
ago...
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... It was a place where they lived
immortal characters!
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"Satyricon" of Petronius
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"Sa-ti-ri-con" ...
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- What is it?
- Artwork Petronius Arbiter.
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He ends it very hard.
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I end very hard !?
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- It turns out, he was forced?
- Satire - always a tense affair!
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Much as you still need to learn!
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I know! I know you have not read.
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- If you want, I can recount.
- No!
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Do not say, for God's sake!
Do not tell me anything!
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I even tell you it is in Latin:
" Forget! "
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Idiot, you just did not accept the accident!
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But why do not you love
the ancient Romans?
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Because they are held
such a ridiculous fashion!
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What heresy? They were very elegant!
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Now, if we lived in those days!
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We would be the key to Citizenship !
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- Hostages?
- The key !
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I could take to Trimalhionu.
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And you...
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Well, somewhere to Lucullus.
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Wait a minute! And if I can not be
take to Trimalhionu ...
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... And you - to Lucullus?
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- What does it matter?
- Has, it has!
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You can say whatever you want!
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But I believe that the men in skirts -
ridiculous, so it is!
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Too much hair! Too much!
You must have them shave, my friend!
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Stop! Do not touch my hair!
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Instead, make my skirt is longer!
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Genuine ?! My skirt ?!
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Never! Even if we have to fight!
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This guy is ready to fight
for the skirt!
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Calm down, sir tailor!
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It's all in my hips.
I'm embarrassed to them!
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But it is - man to man!
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And if I can not even ...
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... Put on some pants?
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Siniora is - the ancient idea!
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Costumes should be strictly
Romanesque!
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That's what I say,
Your honor.
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Leave this officialdom!
Call me just - "Your Excellency."
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What does this idiot?
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Leave this "idiot"!
Call me just - "Franco".
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- And I - "Ciccio".
- Well, pull yourself together!
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The agency did not warn you
about the nature of representation?
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As you said in the agency?
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What this evening in memory of our prot�g�s ...
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... Who appeared
in "Satyricon" Fellini.
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Appeared!
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I want to air my Villa today
imbued with the spirit of the Roman Empire!
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On the air, I can still help.
But what do we do with Satyricon?
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- We're just two waiters!
- I know!
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But did you not say that tonight
you two slaves ?!
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- Two beautiful slaves.
- That this is what we have not told.
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Enough! Get ready!
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Hail Caesar's Rome!
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Viva Lazio Lorenzo!
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Now you understand why I
I hate the Romans?
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Because they make me
so disgusting!
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- And before that, you were not so?
- So!
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I want to see you,
not read "Satyricon" ...
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... Will serve guests
according to the principles of ancient Rome!
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I served three years, three stars
Ancient Rome!
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But it was not ancient Rome, and the "old"!
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I do not know what a name!
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I'm talking about Caesar's Rome!
On the Imperial Rome!
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- About Rome guzzle!
- How much longer they can guzzle?
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Wines!
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Yes, sir!
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Sir, I am not worthy!
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It's my fault! My fault!
My inexcusable fault!
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- Vinamusa!
- Already idumius!
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What happened?
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- I'm sorry, Senator! I just wanted to ...
- You speak Latin?
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What!? For two thousand lire a day
you want to get the waiter's polyglot !?
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- Please forgive us, sir!
- I forgive you, but not your friend!
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Go! Go, but so that more
vinamusa not shed!
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Do you think he really believes
I do not know how to say "goat" in Latin?
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- Are you happy, my dear?
- It's magic!
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Just perfect!
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If Fellini was here,
he would have gone mad.
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In my opinion, it is already!
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- The famous dinner Trimalhiona!
- Ciccio!
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Put the bulb in here!
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You have not seen my apple?
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Not so much to brag about,
but the eyeball is normal.
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That's for disrespect to Mr.!
And this is - because once again made a mistake!
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This wine should submit
in the end! This - the precious nectar.
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The drink of the gods!
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Clear!
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- Do you believe in that?
- It must be so!
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I would prefer to be sure.
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In my opinion, very good!
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And in my opinion it is not worthy to file
even in the waiting room at the local train station.
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- You think? Once again, I will try.
- I also!
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- Wait a second!
- Give me!
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- Give it to me! Give!
- No, me! To me!
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Maloholnye! you have done
irreparable damage!
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Well, do not overreact
for a pair of liters of red wine!
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Wines ?!
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How dare you call this
coveted nectar wine !?
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It was a genuine Palermo wine
57th century BC!
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He was two thousand years!
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So, all right!
I thought that it was newer.
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- Chief! Who would want to rob you so?
- Stupid! Stay in the image!
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Here, everything is organized so
to maintain an atmosphere of grandeur.
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Trimalhiona, Satyricon, Imperial Rome.
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I want to apologize to my guests.
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But we did not get to try the taste
Palermo my wine of the 56th year
BC ...
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... Confirmed by a certificate.
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And those two bastard servant
They will be punished as they deserve it.
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- Fifty lashes each!
- Do not worry!
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- All of this - part of the presentation.
- Are you sure?
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- Of course! All this - the historical reconstruction.
- Ciccio ...
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- I do not think that he was faking.
- Pretending, pretending!
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Who served at the table?
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- Who is the culprit?
- It's not me.
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It was not you !?
Was it me !?
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Ciccio - that's who the culprit!
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- Mother dear!
- Stop!
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Catch up with both of them!
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Ciccio, do not leave me!
You know - I'm afraid of the dark.
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- Calm down!
- Give me a hand!
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Give more hand!
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- Where are we? In the Congo?
- Yeah - in Alaska!
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If you see the lights, it will be saved.
This will mean that a number of the road!
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But I do not see any lights!
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I am ready to flog yourself!
I was impossible to get under your influence.
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This does not impact, but a disappointment!
But listen to me, Ciccio.
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Just because I'm listening to you,
we run into it!
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I only hope that we do not stumble
at any Cayman.
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- What?
- The Caymans!
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What do you want to say? Cayman - a crocodile!
From here caimans?
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Do not worry, Ciccio!
Do not worry, Ciccio!
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The main thing - bring me
of this maze!
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Ciccio! I have an idea!
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Here, look!
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We need to find a way.
If you find the way, there are car ...
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And if we find the car, we see and lights!
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- Good night!
- Thank you! You too!
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- Hey! You that - went to bed?
- You yourself wished me good night!
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Hey! Get up on, worms!
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Praetorian ROAD
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Antique Road? What is going on
this view?
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Wait! Let me gather my thoughts.
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We waited enough for your convenience.
Rise!
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Get up!
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You got lost, huh?
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We will help you to find your host.
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Let us arrange a tour of the home!
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- Have a nice trip!
- Consider yourself clever?
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- Move! Come on!
- Go away!
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In recent years, these slaves
completely unbelted!
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And all the fault of Spartacus!
That he has engendered in them bold ideas!
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If not for those silly batons ...
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... They would have looked like
Caesar on the praetorian guard.
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- What has Caesar?
- Shut up, you two!
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Keep silent,
as it should be arrested!
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I protest! I want to speak
his lawyer!
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Slaves is neither lawyers nor judges!
They have only their masters!
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And your host can punish
and even kill you!
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Thank you!
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Praetorian Guard, as always,
very effective.
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Thank you!
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Thank you for having brought me
my two favorite slaves!
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Crass and Dumber.
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And you - naitupeyshy!
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They can, and full of blockheads,
but brave guys.
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Yes, but their landlord ...
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... You have to teach them a lesson.
For example, to tear his ears.
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At what ear there ?!
I would have bitten off their noses in your place.
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- Better - ear, I assure ...
- Nothing!
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Why do not you tear
your own?
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Well, anything I chop off them!
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Hold! You deserve it!
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Give pretorians!
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Hail Petronius!
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- Will you talk, or talk to me?
- I will speak!
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I do not need any explanation.
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I already know everything!
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I was also present at yesterday's feast.
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You were there? But that was a party
our age!
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Of course! At what time,
you think you are?
232
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,686
I was at the feast, and I know who you are.
233
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:14,070
I sent the Praetorian save you.
234
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,281
If you dragged to Seneca,
you would have paid dearly ...
235
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,643
... For wine, which you overthrew.
236
00:13:20,076 --> 00:13:23,035
Still would! Such an awesome wine
Palermo 56th year before Christ!
237
00:13:23,089 --> 00:13:24,768
Well, what did I tell you?
238
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:28,674
In fact, it was an ordinary wine
fourth-fifth year after
Nativity of Christ.
239
00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:31,259
- We'll see you at the table ...
- Like I do!
240
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,781
You're now both - my slaves!
241
00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:37,098
- You - the slaves of Petronius Arbiter!
- The one that "Satyricon" !?
242
00:13:37,603 --> 00:13:40,357
What do you know about my "Satyricon"?
I did it not even write!
243
00:13:40,516 --> 00:13:43,691
And do not write! Such headache
Fellini asked you!
244
00:13:44,384 --> 00:13:47,005
I have to go now!
I meet with my friend Nero.
245
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,643
Come also to Franco Nero, and will
pray for his mercy!
246
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:52,942
The Emperor is waiting for me!
247
00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,431
And Nero jokes does not like!
Praise him!
248
00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:58,052
Hail!
It's all your fault!
249
00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,166
The whole story of ancient Rome!
250
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:01,916
My head is about to explode!
251
00:14:02,056 --> 00:14:03,489
What a delusion!
252
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:05,517
Wherever I went - everywhere I see
alone ancient Rome!
253
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,327
You're wrong!
And I - was not crazy!
254
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,475
The same thing happened to me!
255
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,986
- There must be another explanation.
- What?
256
00:14:12,254 --> 00:14:14,132
If I told you you would not believe.
257
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:17,815
- We were in ancient Rome!
- Well, of course I do not believe you!
258
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,513
But this is so!
259
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,858
We made a time leap
value of twenty centuries!
260
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:25,733
- But how is that possible?
- How was I to know something?
261
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,179
Did you not drags itself
It is a great adventure ...
262
00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:31,258
... To be in ancient Rome ?!
263
00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,220
In imperial Rome!
264
00:14:33,358 --> 00:14:35,189
But why should I care about
some imperial Rome !?
265
00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:37,303
We were the waiters -
waiters and left!
266
00:14:37,428 --> 00:14:39,662
Worse - slaves,
in which not even the union!
267
00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:43,577
Yes, but now we have
very influential chief - Petronius Arbiter!
268
00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:47,059
And with a guy like this Petronius,
in front of us opened many roads!
269
00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:49,182
ROME
15 kilometers
270
00:14:57,422 --> 00:14:59,406
With the boss,
Petronius like this ...
271
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:01,616
... In front of us - many roads?
You were right, Ciccio!
272
00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,807
Do not act like a woman!
You're still a Roman slave!
273
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,921
So what?!
274
00:15:06,852 --> 00:15:08,688
Faster! I am already late!
275
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,655
We can not go faster,
than fifty paces in an hour!
276
00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:16,376
Do not worry! Roman
Praetorian Police - my friends!
277
00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,895
But what happened?
Something to me is not good!
278
00:15:22,117 --> 00:15:23,860
It feels like I'm going to fall!
279
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,643
I tend to side!
280
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:27,989
Ciccio! Ciccio ...
281
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,586
Hold on! Hold on!
Stop!
282
00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:39,639
Well, what !? Why stop?
283
00:15:40,736 --> 00:15:44,106
We broke a left office.
But I'll fix it immediately!
284
00:15:46,352 --> 00:15:48,060
Come on, get up!
285
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,938
Install spare servant!
286
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:52,557
I can not do it anymore!
287
00:15:52,645 --> 00:15:54,443
Come on! The emperor must not wait!
288
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,020
Go ahead!
289
00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:59,391
Ciccio! Pochini my left foot!
290
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:14,635
The Senate and the Roman People
291
00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:18,389
Stop! Do not you see,
that is legion?
292
00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,723
Well, not so brave the legion!
293
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,848
And here we drag something very heavy!
294
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:41,890
Dr. Petronius!
295
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,582
Sorry!
296
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:47,751
I have a small flow rate,
but we have been too many kilometers.
297
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:51,199
And after such a road, when we
will be fed?
298
00:16:51,339 --> 00:16:54,692
I - in the afternoon!
After Nero loves punctuality!
299
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,098
And what about you - I do not know.
300
00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:01,900
Hey you!
301
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,208
Parked next to the gate is prohibited.
Whether or not you see the sign?
302
00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:08,182
Sumptuously! What do we do?
303
00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:11,074
Is there no parking
for government officials?
304
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:13,975
In Rome, there is only one
a government official - Nero!
305
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,987
Excuse me, sir praetorian,
but where are we going to park !?
306
00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,452
Do as the others!
307
00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:22,700
Walk around the Imperial Palace,
until your landlord will not return!
308
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,339
- You can tell me?
- No! Go!
309
00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,776
- And what "please"?
- Go!
310
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:34,244
- See how they go!
- You say that to me?
311
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:37,318
Hey there! Let strode back.
312
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:40,343
IMPERIAL WORKSHOP
313
00:17:47,729 --> 00:17:49,737
payment for repairs
Wine from raisins
314
00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:03,245
- What are you going next?
- Wash and pour!
315
00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:04,666
But whose is it?
316
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:07,948
- It is important to the most important!
- It belongs to Petronius Arbiter.
317
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:10,658
- Will be done!
- Everything should be ready in an hour!
318
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:12,795
- And here we go for a walk around.
- Yes!
319
00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:16,048
- Hey, wait! A contact that?
- Go and recharge yourself!
320
00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:18,635
You will have to wait Petronius, so -
it's time to do it!
321
00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:22,534
Oh, you see! What a beauty!
322
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:27,753
Ciccio, I need to eat something!
Though something to throw in the stomach!
323
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:29,264
IN PALACE Nero
324
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,218
- And if not - I'll fall!
- Yes it is clear!
325
00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:32,715
I can not take it anymore!
326
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,327
- Hey! Hey...
- What?
327
00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:37,603
Here you can go to the Emperor's chambers.
I would like to examine them.
328
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,143
And in the imperial chambers are the kitchen?
329
00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:43,213
- Well, of course!
- Finally, we eat! I am so hungry!
330
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,943
I understand! Idemus!
331
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,149
- And what does it mean?
- Come on, ignorant!
332
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,277
Oh, well, of course! Sorry!
333
00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:53,057
Two chariots were to arrive
milk ass ...
334
00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:55,520
... Bath Divine Poppea!
335
00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:57,501
Okay, I'm coming! I'm going!
336
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,397
All is ready! He falls
after the first piece!
337
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,617
And you become the Emperor!
338
00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,373
Sumptuously!
339
00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:28,450
- I - the emperor!
- Yes, you!
340
00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:30,434
Hail, Caesar!
341
00:19:31,731 --> 00:19:34,639
Finally, I had the opportunity to
see this guy - Caesar!
342
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,528
Of course! It really was him - Nero!
343
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:38,406
What is more, Nero ?! It was Tse-zar!
344
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,962
It was Nero.
Nero also called Caesar.
345
00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:43,577
Ah, I see! Caesar - his name,
and Nero - name!
346
00:19:43,693 --> 00:19:45,129
Caesar Nero!
347
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,422
How can I make you,
my culture, something !?
348
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,619
How do I stay in the company
such troglodyte like you ?!
349
00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:52,428
- But ...
- Shut up! Do not spoil this moment!
350
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,496
Can not you feel here
aroma centuries ?!
351
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:57,296
The smell of Roman civilization!
352
00:19:57,436 --> 00:19:58,804
Roman splendor!
353
00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:00,838
Roman dishes!
354
00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:04,014
Ciccio, can you hear me?
It's Roman dishes !
355
00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,998
And the smell comes from the other side!
356
00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:09,590
Idemus!
357
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,473
Ciccio, a smell!
358
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:21,502
I have not seen so much food as much as the wedding
Aunt Konchetiny!
359
00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:23,677
Ah, there is even polenta!
360
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,773
Who cares about your polenta ?!
361
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,688
There's beef, eggs, chicken ...
362
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:29,439
... Apples and salad!
363
00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:32,057
Wait a second!
364
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,776
- What are you looking for?
- Silver plate.
365
00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:36,360
What more silverware ?!
366
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,050
Great Roman civilization
I did not know of silverware.
367
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,442
- Everything here is eaten with the fingers.
- Yes?!
368
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,109
Forgive me, my dear chicken!
Now I'll bite on you!
369
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:46,630
Place on a platter!
370
00:20:46,739 --> 00:20:48,562
I did not put! We'll eat it!
371
00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:51,351
I mean,
put in place food, wretch!
372
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,938
You teach the codes from infection
the imperial food!
373
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,395
Guards!
374
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:57,162
Stay calm!
375
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,171
Good day, The fifth !
376
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:03,051
- The fifth arrived.
- No, he came first - I've seen!
377
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,516
They were forbidden to even catch a glimpse
the imperial food!
378
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,833
- The death of the perpetrators of such blasphemy!
- Like this!
379
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:10,628
One wait a second!
380
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:13,492
Let us not take
hasty decisions!
381
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:15,743
It's just a misunderstanding!
382
00:21:15,999 --> 00:21:18,716
We are here to take food
and deliver it to the emperor.
383
00:21:18,856 --> 00:21:21,839
That's right, sir praetorian!
We are here to pick up the food ...
384
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:24,397
... And take it
Signor Nero Caesar.
385
00:21:24,537 --> 00:21:27,075
Caesar now just meets
with our host. With Petronius!
386
00:21:27,237 --> 00:21:28,767
With the referee!
387
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:32,331
If you are going to spend so
Nowadays, we'll be late!
388
00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:34,100
And if we are late, Petronius
It would be furious.
389
00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:35,918
And if Petronius would be furious ...
390
00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:37,590
Then he ... chik-chik!
391
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,508
- Prune!
- Yes!
392
00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:41,787
What are you waiting for then ?!
Well, go!
393
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,197
Perform these two slaves
in the House of Caesar!
394
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,936
That is a wise decision!
395
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,587
So you think, Petronius ...
396
00:21:47,692 --> 00:21:51,042
... That I should appoint retired
veterans?
397
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,745
Of course, the divine!
398
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:55,276
Almost none of those old soldiers
already dead, no.
399
00:21:55,393 --> 00:21:58,262
A pension always has an effect
our defenders.
400
00:21:58,433 --> 00:22:01,802
Of course, not my fault that all these warriors
already were dead!
401
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:06,410
Stop laughing!
402
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:10,594
But still the question remains,
where can I get them money in retirement?
403
00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:13,601
Raise the price of hay ten coins.
404
00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,133
Yes, but then the owners of hay
They will be upset.
405
00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:18,169
For two years I three times
He raised the price.
406
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,587
Yes it's true. But, as before,
you can say that this only a temporary measure.
407
00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,998
What are you sly fox, Petronius!
408
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,025
I will do as you say.
409
00:22:28,155 --> 00:22:30,254
In this house we will have to feed?
410
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,663
- On knees! Homage to Caesar!
- Yes!
411
00:22:38,803 --> 00:22:40,312
That, he said, to put it
Caesar on his knees?
412
00:22:40,424 --> 00:22:42,604
No, he says, that we have to get up on his knees,
to show respect for Caesar.
413
00:22:49,718 --> 00:22:51,609
Serve the Emperor!
414
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,123
Ah, yes ...
415
00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:01,581
So, hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
416
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,291
Hold! Hold!
Wait! Wait!
417
00:23:04,588 --> 00:23:06,027
Give me! Where are you?
418
00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:07,967
So ... Yes!
419
00:23:09,164 --> 00:23:10,665
Sorry!
420
00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,616
Ave Caesar!
421
00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:15,745
Eggs Caesar!
422
00:23:16,148 --> 00:23:18,893
- First Emperor.
- Are not you the emperor?
423
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:20,737
Caesar Nero!
424
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,250
- No!
- How is "no" !?
425
00:23:23,885 --> 00:23:26,586
Well - I heard? He simply Caesar,
and any not Nero!
426
00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,487
And I tell you that if someone
called Caesar, he means - and Nero!
427
00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:32,027
But I have no one called Caesar.
428
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,334
Like this one? I myself have heard!
429
00:23:34,474 --> 00:23:36,556
You were with him - with this guy.
430
00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:38,930
It's impossible! It's Guy!
431
00:23:39,692 --> 00:23:41,605
Well, what do gay?
432
00:23:41,745 --> 00:23:44,970
And then, if he called you Caesar,
it must be part of the family!
433
00:23:46,095 --> 00:23:48,641
I would like to say that Guy - my servant.
434
00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:50,783
He could not be mistaken!
435
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,036
In this case, he did it on purpose!
436
00:23:54,264 --> 00:23:56,237
I think that my favorite brother ...
437
00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:58,804
... I called himself
Imperial name "Caesar"!
438
00:23:59,149 --> 00:24:01,319
How could you think ...?
439
00:24:01,412 --> 00:24:03,175
... Of this heinous act,
divine!?
440
00:24:03,315 --> 00:24:06,827
Beaujolais is not! There is only an egg.
441
00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:10,612
But I ... Did not I - that,
who serves you better than any slaves?
442
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:13,247
- Thank Nero!
- Thank Nero !!!
443
00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:14,924
Thank Nero!
444
00:24:19,651 --> 00:24:22,009
Already getting cold! Eat first, you!
445
00:24:22,149 --> 00:24:23,319
Eat!
446
00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:24,984
For I have eaten forward Emperor !
447
00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:26,875
Never!
448
00:24:31,463 --> 00:24:32,879
You! Eat when you are!
449
00:24:32,957 --> 00:24:36,063
Come on, Gay Guy! Eat time it offers!
450
00:24:37,254 --> 00:24:39,571
Well, if nobody wants it I'll eat!
451
00:24:39,721 --> 00:24:42,344
Oh no! This divine honor
It should be given to me!
452
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,147
Eat! That's an order!
453
00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:53,603
I obey!
454
00:24:53,837 --> 00:24:55,283
I will eat!
455
00:24:57,035 --> 00:24:58,694
Let chew will be very difficult!
456
00:25:08,313 --> 00:25:10,251
Unable to digest!
457
00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:17,355
Cyanide!
458
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,631
Franco, cold wafted. Close the window!
459
00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:32,575
What are you annoying?
460
00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:40,735
Ciccio! No this is not a cold wind!
461
00:25:41,093 --> 00:25:42,915
This hot wind!
462
00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:44,757
Moreover - it is very very hot!
463
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,463
Ciccio!
464
00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:53,194
Good day, little birds!
465
00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:54,714
"Birdie" - which means "little girls."
466
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:56,662
What beautiful birds!
467
00:25:57,393 --> 00:26:00,136
You do not want to poporhat us together?
468
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:05,193
The two of you saved my life and
You deserve hugs.
469
00:26:05,971 --> 00:26:08,409
Yes, but the bird, not a cock!
470
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:11,916
Friends! Emperor decided
show you my Divine gratitude.
471
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,127
Rome is experiencing difficult days.
472
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,029
And life is exposed to Caesar
constant attempts to murder.
473
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:20,054
In these difficult times I need
two people like you ...
474
00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:21,751
... For my secret assignments.
475
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,418
We would be very glad ...
476
00:26:23,637 --> 00:26:27,071
... But you can not hire us
part-time work the secret service?
477
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:30,134
Half of the working day
We have finally made happy.
478
00:26:30,274 --> 00:26:32,071
And the birds!
479
00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:36,460
What are you thinking about!?
We are secret agents of the Emperor!
480
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,165
We will become part of the most influential
spy organization ...
481
00:26:39,342 --> 00:26:41,214
... In the history of mankind!
482
00:26:41,414 --> 00:26:43,775
TS.I.B.A.R.
483
00:26:49,747 --> 00:26:53,518
- What does "TS.I.B.A.R."?
- Tsezarskoe Italian Bureau Antique Romans.
484
00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:55,863
This is a cover-up.
485
00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:58,827
We have to hide
true our activities ...
486
00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,677
... Under the name of the trading company.
487
00:27:03,574 --> 00:27:06,608
To cover it pretty bare!
488
00:27:10,869 --> 00:27:12,334
Ave Caesar!
489
00:27:12,575 --> 00:27:14,448
And may the gods keep you!
490
00:27:14,943 --> 00:27:17,237
It - Tidzhelino, head of the department of spyware.
491
00:27:17,895 --> 00:27:19,612
Brought to you two new agents.
492
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,602
Tidzhelino! May the gods keep you!
493
00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,980
- You two seem to me a damn ...
- Thank you!
494
00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:29,569
He thinks we're attractive!
495
00:27:29,698 --> 00:27:32,249
- ... Damn ridiculous!
- Nerd! But thanks anyway!
496
00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:36,920
But are you sure, divine,
These two deserve to be secret agents?
497
00:27:37,339 --> 00:27:39,449
They have already shown me
their capabilities.
498
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,152
Only through these two foxes ...
499
00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:45,219
... I did not die from the poison
my brother, the traitor!
500
00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:49,637
Practice them!
501
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,820
I have great confidence
to their skills.
502
00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:54,371
So far, Nero!
503
00:27:56,296 --> 00:27:59,793
It seems that Caesar entrusts you
high expectations, guys.
504
00:28:00,082 --> 00:28:02,151
I now I will build you a few tests.
505
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,183
Rome is filled with a variety of rebels.
506
00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,343
Did any of these wicked
always hanging around the squares.
507
00:28:08,773 --> 00:28:11,617
I need to find the main troublemakers.
508
00:28:12,248 --> 00:28:14,516
But above all, I will tell you ...
509
00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:17,445
... How to recognize TS.I.B.A.R. agents
510
00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:19,843
If someone will stand in front of you ...
511
00:28:19,954 --> 00:28:21,916
... And suddenly hit ...
512
00:28:22,056 --> 00:28:23,361
...like this...
513
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,124
It is he! So familiar ...
514
00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:27,877
... It shows you what is secret agent.
515
00:28:28,429 --> 00:28:31,749
It turns out, the man who
He caught me with his wife hotel in Catania ...
516
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:34,294
- ... Also consisted TS.I.B.A.R.?
- Shut up!
517
00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:36,068
After that...
518
00:28:36,169 --> 00:28:39,540
... So that he could find in you his,
immediately after receiving slaps ...
519
00:28:39,799 --> 00:28:41,199
... That such ...
520
00:28:41,339 --> 00:28:44,108
... You have to answer:
"Thank you my friend!".
521
00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:46,253
This - our standard password-review.
522
00:28:46,798 --> 00:28:48,615
OK, let's try!
Come on, hit him! Forward!
523
00:28:48,783 --> 00:28:50,323
- Who am I?!
- Yes!
524
00:28:53,235 --> 00:28:55,068
- Thank you my friend!
- You are welcome! No problems!
525
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:56,789
Well, now ...
526
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,891
- Sorry to interrupt, sir Tidzhelino ...
- Yes?
527
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:02,085
But how much is now undercover agents in Rome?
528
00:29:03,043 --> 00:29:04,978
-Three hundred.
-What?
529
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,679
And what if I meet
all three hundred at once ...
530
00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:10,855
... Then I can not identify
because of such a swollen face!
531
00:29:10,995 --> 00:29:12,808
Nonsense! Nonsense!
532
00:29:12,955 --> 00:29:15,680
And now you must
to go on a mission! Immediately!
533
00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:23,326
- Can?
- Yes! Yes...
534
00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:26,171
Mingle with the crowd.
535
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,121
Listen!
536
00:29:28,276 --> 00:29:29,620
Watch out!
537
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:33,590
And report on each,
Who says bad about our Caesar!
538
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,235
Do not doubt! I will hold
his eyes wide open!
539
00:29:36,337 --> 00:29:38,283
And I'll keep an eye on everyone!
540
00:29:38,423 --> 00:29:40,278
- Thank you my friend!
- You are welcome! No problems!
541
00:29:40,509 --> 00:29:43,143
Clothes yourself you can pick up here.
542
00:29:45,021 --> 00:29:48,911
The first rule of a secret agent -
merged with others to go unnoticed!
543
00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:01,872
Explain why you chose
helmet with horns?
544
00:30:02,012 --> 00:30:05,201
This barbarous disguise
opens us access anywhere!
545
00:30:05,341 --> 00:30:08,028
Do not forget that the Romans show
a deep respect for the Barbarians.
546
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,980
Barbarians!
547
00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:12,828
- Barbara !!!
- Ill-mannered children!
548
00:30:16,571 --> 00:30:19,219
- Ciccio, they are crazy!
- They're just too old!
549
00:30:19,363 --> 00:30:21,371
Let's hide inside
in order to avoid accidents!
550
00:30:21,448 --> 00:30:23,260
TAVERN Trimalhiona
there-there-there
551
00:30:32,104 --> 00:30:34,047
Two Pop us, please!
552
00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:35,485
What is it?
553
00:30:35,562 --> 00:30:36,948
Pops gas.
554
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,813
These are they who hiss in your hand.
555
00:30:39,646 --> 00:30:41,455
Pasta us, like Messalina!
556
00:30:41,634 --> 00:30:43,969
- And what's that?
- It's such a slut.
557
00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:46,277
Innkeeper damn!
558
00:30:46,363 --> 00:30:48,749
Excuse me, I am now!
I chattering too much with the customers.
559
00:30:48,817 --> 00:30:50,317
How can you order something
in this institution?
560
00:30:50,421 --> 00:30:51,855
- Innkeeper damn!
- Now I go up!
561
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:54,423
- Please wait a moment, sir
- Boniface us fucking!
562
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,084
Sorry!
563
00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:59,910
For you - sir innkeeper!
I do not pal barbarians!
564
00:31:00,704 --> 00:31:02,266
Well, Signor innkeeper.
565
00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:05,762
Bring us a savory pasta,
little shrimp with squid ...
566
00:31:05,902 --> 00:31:07,687
... And half goat,
baked in the oven.
567
00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:10,211
- And fuck you do not need?
- No, I'd like spinach.
568
00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,987
No, I say that a horse-radish you do not bring
from what you ordered!
569
00:31:13,127 --> 00:31:14,821
For you, the barbarians,
there is a special tourist menu!
570
00:31:14,961 --> 00:31:17,211
Do you want to - well! And do not want to -
so away from my dives!
571
00:31:17,351 --> 00:31:19,368
- Calm!
- What is more calm?
572
00:31:19,619 --> 00:31:21,028
Where is the toilet here?
573
00:31:21,157 --> 00:31:23,079
- For you - not at all!
- Well, I will endure.
574
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,928
Good! Bring us
This tourist menu.
575
00:31:26,297 --> 00:31:28,912
- And I - a little more!
- A little more, huh?
576
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,595
Classic offerings
for the ruling emperor.
577
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,445
Sweetened milk!
578
00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,767
Gentle as baklava!
579
00:31:54,026 --> 00:31:55,867
And the taste, like baklava.
580
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,165
Exquisitely as baklava!
581
00:31:59,823 --> 00:32:03,017
Sweet as baklava!
Well, why are you not eating?
582
00:32:03,263 --> 00:32:04,875
I do not like baklava.
583
00:32:05,028 --> 00:32:06,939
Souvenirs straight from Rome!
584
00:32:07,473 --> 00:32:09,203
In memory of Rome!
585
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:11,964
Grapes from our gold fields!
586
00:32:15,092 --> 00:32:17,338
Jewelry Cornelia
just one sestertius!
587
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,098
Jewelry Cornelia!
In just one sestertius!
588
00:32:24,269 --> 00:32:25,797
I want two!
589
00:32:26,001 --> 00:32:27,701
Give him sesterces!
590
00:32:28,098 --> 00:32:29,446
And what is it?
591
00:32:29,586 --> 00:32:31,916
Cornelius called his sons
precious. Well - Gracchi.
592
00:32:32,056 --> 00:32:34,451
Ciccio, you're talking about more Rackham?
I do not need it!
593
00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:36,658
- Give me a better card.
- What ?
594
00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:38,844
Nothing! This sort of thing in those places,
where we live.
595
00:32:38,984 --> 00:32:40,435
Something barbaric.
596
00:32:40,536 --> 00:32:43,339
I bet he does not even have
lottery tickets, "Sports Lottery".
597
00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:44,989
Another barbaric figovina.
598
00:32:45,146 --> 00:32:48,293
And what this redneck
still nothing here to go ?
599
00:32:48,512 --> 00:32:50,677
Jewelry Cornelia!
600
00:33:14,435 --> 00:33:16,131
Yes, two dozen.
601
00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,385
The hostess got your message.
Where the two barbarian?
602
00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:40,421
Good! Stick
the previous plan.
603
00:33:46,689 --> 00:33:49,773
Drinks from the institution - especially for you.
604
00:33:50,223 --> 00:33:51,712
This sambuca.
605
00:33:51,987 --> 00:33:53,995
But I'd like Spanish fly!
606
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:59,273
- But it is a real fly!
- You said that you want.
607
00:33:59,576 --> 00:34:02,239
- And they still call us barbarians!
- Come on! Do not be rude!
608
00:34:02,527 --> 00:34:04,388
- Tink-Tink!
- Tink-Tink!
609
00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:11,702
It barbarians?
I could not find a bigger?
610
00:34:14,015 --> 00:34:15,715
Two uncivilized ...
611
00:34:15,841 --> 00:34:17,837
... Primitive, limited!
612
00:34:18,911 --> 00:34:22,044
Look, the hostess,
how a child sleeps this, a little!
613
00:34:26,452 --> 00:34:29,289
You take care of the high.
I'll second.
614
00:34:33,551 --> 00:34:34,971
Come on!
615
00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,818
Franco! Window!
616
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:21,073
Barbarian! Varvarunchik!
617
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,381
Varvarunishko!
618
00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:26,993
My varvarunchik!
619
00:35:27,635 --> 00:35:29,273
Ostgotik!
620
00:35:29,653 --> 00:35:31,352
Oh, ostrogotka!
621
00:35:31,414 --> 00:35:32,704
No, better!
622
00:35:32,805 --> 00:35:34,852
Holy Madonna! Who you are?
623
00:35:34,951 --> 00:35:36,603
You men are the same!
624
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:39,459
First to praise, to take possession of us ...
625
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:41,529
... And then ask: "Who are you?".
626
00:35:42,330 --> 00:35:45,058
Do not get me wrong, you're prehistoric mine!
Remind me your name.
627
00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:49,396
Call me "beloved" - you allowed
after what happened between us.
628
00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:52,509
What? What's so wrong with us?
629
00:35:53,127 --> 00:35:54,475
All...
630
00:35:54,615 --> 00:35:56,283
All!? No!
631
00:35:56,482 --> 00:35:57,830
Well yes!
632
00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,499
If I tell you, you gotta believe!
633
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,007
And as I have behaved?
634
00:36:03,342 --> 00:36:04,978
As a barbarian!
635
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,400
Thank all the gods of Olympus!
636
00:36:07,578 --> 00:36:10,201
These words make me feel
distraught Ciccio!
637
00:36:10,721 --> 00:36:12,632
You mean "distraught Achilles"?
638
00:36:12,903 --> 00:36:15,133
Believe me - in this case ...
639
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,411
Ciccio ... much better than Achilles!
640
00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:19,561
I just do not understand one ...
641
00:36:19,701 --> 00:36:23,019
How could it happen,
I forgot about everything ... ?!
642
00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:27,967
Come here! Tell me everything,
What happened between us!
643
00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:34,653
I'm sorry, but if the student can not
something to remember him always say again!
644
00:36:34,772 --> 00:36:36,419
- Come on repeat our lesson!
- No!
645
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:39,029
Come here! Do not leave me!
Do not act like an inexperienced kitten!
646
00:36:39,108 --> 00:36:40,411
Come here!
647
00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,357
Even if you are looking for excuses,
the transaction is a deal!
648
00:36:42,497 --> 00:36:44,454
- What other deal?
- Our!
649
00:36:44,594 --> 00:36:47,433
- You promised to kill my husband.
- I And when?
650
00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:50,908
Today! So far, we are with you love.
651
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:54,178
But this is impossible!
I never concluded deals the murder of her husband!
652
00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:56,115
Besides, I do not remember anything!
653
00:36:56,328 --> 00:36:59,057
It is sad! But you swore
in the presence of witnesses ...
654
00:36:59,212 --> 00:37:01,092
... Which left me
written statement.
655
00:37:01,389 --> 00:37:05,272
Evidence of this kind
It has a very weighty importance.
656
00:37:05,943 --> 00:37:07,411
Because in Rome ...
657
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:11,370
... The one who lied about writing
binding commitments,
waiting for death!
658
00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:14,476
But when navresh
in the tax returns ...
659
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,105
... Such a punishment is not quite typical.
660
00:37:16,211 --> 00:37:17,975
I do not know what you mean, a barbarian.
661
00:37:18,115 --> 00:37:20,055
But it will be so, as I tell you!
662
00:37:20,195 --> 00:37:23,679
Either your friend is going to kill my husband's mistress ...
663
00:37:24,256 --> 00:37:26,099
... He promised ...
664
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,282
... Or, in accordance with our laws,
kill you ...
665
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,743
... At Caesar's orders.
666
00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:33,117
- But I have something to do with it?
- Ciccio!
667
00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:35,931
- Ciccio, you have no idea what I've done!
- I know everything!
668
00:37:36,134 --> 00:37:38,785
- Hell of Nero!
- No! Damn you!
669
00:37:39,243 --> 00:37:42,328
- And you do not even cover up your hair?
- She's going to cover the hair, yes!
670
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:44,575
As soon as it becomes a widow -
necessarily povyazhet handkerchief, as it should be!
671
00:37:44,688 --> 00:37:46,856
- I mean - put on your hat!
- Oh, okay.
672
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,324
Now the two of you have nowhere to retreat!
673
00:37:50,049 --> 00:37:52,613
Come to Osteria Trimalchio tomorrow
at five o'clock.
674
00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:54,999
Some people will tell you my husband.
675
00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,297
And remember, too, that I'll be there!
676
00:37:57,999 --> 00:38:00,483
Try to develop
a good plan for death!
677
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:02,739
to perform the work, death!
678
00:38:03,091 --> 00:38:04,567
And it's - the wife of Nero!
679
00:38:04,871 --> 00:38:06,610
Ciccio, she insults!
680
00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:10,109
So, it turns out
He's going to kill ...
681
00:38:10,669 --> 00:38:12,340
... Tomorrow at five, right?
682
00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:15,584
Yes, Tidzhelino. It's like that,
as I told you.
683
00:38:15,842 --> 00:38:19,456
Poppaea hired two thugs
something resembling the barbarians.
684
00:38:20,107 --> 00:38:21,838
Yes, I understand.
685
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,516
But one thing I can not comprehend,
my brave Act.
686
00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:28,802
How can they lead the Emperor Nero
in some tavern?
687
00:38:29,215 --> 00:38:30,809
Easier to nowhere!
688
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:35,413
In Rome, everyone knows that Nero
He has a habit of singing.
689
00:38:35,901 --> 00:38:39,607
Poppaea organized in Trimalchio
musical competition.
690
00:38:40,911 --> 00:38:42,241
Oh good!
691
00:38:42,877 --> 00:38:45,791
We will not say anything to the emperor,
that it is not alarmed.
692
00:38:46,231 --> 00:38:48,616
Tomorrow we catch the two thugs ...
693
00:38:48,756 --> 00:38:50,624
... And get them talking!
694
00:38:50,764 --> 00:38:53,917
Here it is, the thing that will make me
Minister of the Interior!
695
00:38:56,281 --> 00:38:57,731
Go!
696
00:39:06,963 --> 00:39:08,323
Well done!
697
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,399
If you hear my thoughts!
698
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,664
It is in these suits ...
699
00:39:14,804 --> 00:39:17,527
... You go at five o'clock in the tavern ...
700
00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:21,941
... There and grab the two thugs,
who plan to kill Nero.
701
00:39:22,183 --> 00:39:24,967
- Ciccio, but tomorrow we have five ...
- What?
702
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,585
Do you want to disobey the order?
703
00:39:26,701 --> 00:39:28,859
Apparently, you do not know what I,
In this case, you gave!
704
00:39:29,242 --> 00:39:30,693
Well, I gave you?
705
00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:34,428
- I - something non-alcoholic.
- Whiskey! From wine, I'm tired.
706
00:39:35,118 --> 00:39:37,748
I gave you the sentence of hanging ...
707
00:39:37,864 --> 00:39:39,865
... If you do not fall through the conspiracy
to kill the divine Caesar!
708
00:39:40,123 --> 00:39:42,089
And other options, I suggest you do not!
709
00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:44,499
The slightest mistake will cost you
lowered the skins!
710
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,684
We obloposhimus!
711
00:39:48,824 --> 00:39:50,925
- Which means ...
- Now I know what you mean!
712
00:39:51,234 --> 00:39:52,875
We are cursed, Ciccio!
713
00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:54,441
Mom, look!
714
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:58,088
If you want to take Poppaea
milk bath, she gets it!
Damn it!
715
00:39:58,210 --> 00:40:00,516
It is not milk, but the principles!
People laugh!
716
00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:03,297
- They call you "dairy maid".
- Shut up, old egeyka!
717
00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:05,274
Who you calling old ? egeykoy
718
00:40:05,414 --> 00:40:08,847
- I think that you.
- And you let her mother call egeykoy old.
719
00:40:09,296 --> 00:40:10,609
It is true!
720
00:40:10,696 --> 00:40:12,802
Poppaea, take it back!
721
00:40:12,921 --> 00:40:14,722
I do not even think about it!
722
00:40:14,941 --> 00:40:16,834
Well, at least some of them!
723
00:40:18,263 --> 00:40:20,176
Oh well! I'm sorry, egeyka!
724
00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:22,595
The old woman - it's too hard.
725
00:40:22,735 --> 00:40:25,515
After all, you can not even take
milk baths ...
726
00:40:25,655 --> 00:40:28,440
... Because of your sour flesh
milk turns to yogurt.
727
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:31,930
Look, son, in what state
you bring the Imperial Rome!
728
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:34,860
Empire in grasping fingers girls
with mental problems!
729
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,766
- Come on, Mom!
- No!
730
00:40:36,906 --> 00:40:39,553
Emperors shed blood
their fathers ...
731
00:40:39,693 --> 00:40:41,722
... So that you poured the milk ?!
Answer me!
732
00:40:41,862 --> 00:40:45,507
Enough! You bore me!
And anyway, I've got to learn a song!
733
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:48,766
Tomorrow I will take part in the festival
new voices.
734
00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:53,052
Oh, Caesar! You - a traitor not only,
as a son, but as a singer!
735
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:56,746
The first song dedicate to mum
before the girl to dedicate it to her!
736
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,531
Otherwise, you disappoint me!
737
00:40:58,685 --> 00:41:01,358
Well, Nero! I'm leaving!
738
00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:03,363
But remember ...
739
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,964
... You have only one mother!
740
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:08,502
And it is - right!
741
00:41:09,513 --> 00:41:11,087
What a hypocritical in-law!
742
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,565
Why not sentence her to death?
743
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:16,864
Well, let's go, Neronchik! Can you help me.
744
00:41:18,235 --> 00:41:21,604
- What is it? Talcum powder?
- No, it's - milk powder.
745
00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:23,899
Another one of your fantasies!
746
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:27,835
What? You do not like that your wife
woven with milk and honey?
747
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:31,396
Yes of course! But my mother right -
we need to start saving a little.
748
00:41:31,536 --> 00:41:35,086
Let us show the people that the empress -
not so incredible spender.
749
00:41:37,462 --> 00:41:38,817
Slave!
750
00:41:39,712 --> 00:41:42,367
Save this milk
for tomorrow's bath!
751
00:41:45,267 --> 00:41:48,095
Hey you! Come over here and blow the milk!
752
00:41:48,355 --> 00:41:50,681
What is it, darling rabynyushka?
753
00:41:50,937 --> 00:41:53,081
I said that you should pick up milk.
754
00:41:55,064 --> 00:41:58,419
- All!?
- All! Such is the order of Caesar.
755
00:41:59,328 --> 00:42:01,367
What a strange way to breakfast!
756
00:42:01,507 --> 00:42:03,128
The court manners!
757
00:42:03,293 --> 00:42:05,776
But I do not like to drink milk alone!
758
00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:07,674
Wait a minute!
759
00:42:08,472 --> 00:42:10,940
Stand! Caesar Order!
760
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,008
Add coffee - get
beautiful cappuccino!
761
00:42:14,263 --> 00:42:16,218
Well done! Well done!
762
00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,269
Stop!
763
00:42:19,691 --> 00:42:21,517
Caesar Order!
764
00:42:23,169 --> 00:42:26,426
Ciccio, and the Romans settled down well!
765
00:42:26,741 --> 00:42:29,041
Muffins, bagels, croissants!
766
00:42:30,399 --> 00:42:32,621
Hurry, while I did not eat!
767
00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:35,692
Let's see if there is enough sugar.
768
00:43:06,736 --> 00:43:10,489
- Excellent, Seneca! I need you!
- If your business is difficult, divine Caesar ...
769
00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:14,190
... You just had to call
my house into the street Appia
under number 31-31.
770
00:43:14,482 --> 00:43:17,081
When I need advice,
I'm calling - at number 31-31.
771
00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,101
And what is the problem of the divine?
772
00:43:19,241 --> 00:43:22,779
Women of my house! Agrippina and Poppaea.
773
00:43:23,175 --> 00:43:25,523
They knock me out,
strangle me!
774
00:43:25,830 --> 00:43:27,816
Enlighten me, Seneca.
775
00:43:27,956 --> 00:43:30,325
People kill me - a wife or a mother?
776
00:43:30,465 --> 00:43:33,617
Wife - no! It would be
completely useless step.
777
00:43:33,757 --> 00:43:36,286
The imperial court and the already says
about your divorce.
778
00:43:36,426 --> 00:43:38,937
Yes I know! But also
We talked about Romulus.
779
00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:41,074
We just need a bit of luck ...
780
00:43:41,805 --> 00:43:43,250
I decided!
781
00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:46,903
- I think I'll kill your mother!
- No, Caesar!
782
00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:49,927
Remember that the Romans - the nation
mama's boy!
783
00:43:50,052 --> 00:43:52,848
- You can not even touch my mother!
- But Agrippina - Tigress!
784
00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:56,753
Even the mother of Tigers -
always a mother!
785
00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,878
And how are you going to kill my son?
786
00:44:00,018 --> 00:44:02,084
I heard that he was going
sing in the tavern.
787
00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:05,441
I know that Nero - a bad singer,
but I do not think it will kill for it.
788
00:44:05,581 --> 00:44:08,577
My favorite and my lord Agrippina!
Today, Rome - a place for adventurers.
789
00:44:08,717 --> 00:44:11,980
It is full of dense people
that for a couple of sesterces ...
790
00:44:12,155 --> 00:44:13,635
... Ready for anything.
791
00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:16,272
Of course, but it should be
close people.
792
00:44:16,412 --> 00:44:18,555
I have any.
You just have to pay.
793
00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:21,568
- Two hundred sesterces ...
- It's too much!
794
00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:25,319
Last year, when I wanted
Tidzhelino kill, they took me to all
Eighty sesterces.
795
00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,542
I know, but this inflation ...
796
00:44:27,608 --> 00:44:30,571
- ... Increases the price for killing.
- Hold!
797
00:44:30,811 --> 00:44:33,797
If all goes well, I'll know,
how to thank you enough.
798
00:44:36,779 --> 00:44:40,868
Hmm, man! In Caesar's Rome
thugs - it is the same profession,
like any other.
799
00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:44,431
If you promised to kill
husband of this woman, we should do it!
800
00:44:44,563 --> 00:44:46,805
Remember, as they say:
"Death - you, me - life" .
801
00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:48,365
Yes, but do you remember the other ...
802
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,526
... "Just think about yourself -
will live to be a hundred! ".
803
00:44:50,635 --> 00:44:52,880
Yes, I know ... But the matron
It keeps us by the throat.
804
00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:55,146
- Devil's matron!
- Wait a minute!
805
00:44:55,379 --> 00:44:57,035
I enlightenment!
806
00:44:57,602 --> 00:45:00,553
- Oh, there's that light bulb?
- No, I meant the idea!
807
00:45:00,977 --> 00:45:03,823
As soon as the barbarians,
who must kill Nero ...
808
00:45:03,963 --> 00:45:05,464
- We will arrest them.
- No!
809
00:45:05,581 --> 00:45:08,657
We will persuade them to kill the husband of the hostess,
rather than Nero.
810
00:45:08,902 --> 00:45:11,968
Nero will be saved, matron happy,
and we - we can go!
811
00:45:12,136 --> 00:45:14,806
- We can go!
- Yes, as you sit down, imbecile!
812
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,162
Check-ka Tidzhelino! He changed
waiter and pretends that we do not know.
813
00:45:18,299 --> 00:45:19,794
I can see!
814
00:45:21,101 --> 00:45:23,722
Signor Tidzhelino!
Greetings!
815
00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:29,549
What he beats me,
if I already knew ?
816
00:45:30,399 --> 00:45:33,078
Listen to me, you moron!
You do not know me!
817
00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:37,076
I work here as a waiter, and you
We came to the festival!
818
00:45:37,314 --> 00:45:39,832
- Clear?
- More clearly not the case, Signor Tidzhelino.
819
00:45:40,253 --> 00:45:41,792
- Yes! Do not! Do not!
- Do you understand?
820
00:45:41,878 --> 00:45:43,226
I got it!
821
00:45:43,953 --> 00:45:45,561
Thank you! Yes!
822
00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:48,190
Two pitchers of red wine
the second table!
823
00:45:51,674 --> 00:45:53,607
FESTIVAL OF NEW VOTES
824
00:45:55,303 --> 00:45:56,668
Here Claudius!
825
00:45:56,808 --> 00:46:00,211
- Claudio Villa ?! It is here, too ?!
- No! This Claudius Nero.
826
00:46:00,305 --> 00:46:01,789
Oh, thank God!
827
00:46:05,676 --> 00:46:07,642
Judges and sudeyshi! Good evening everyone!
828
00:46:08,103 --> 00:46:11,436
Among mortals,
I came here to show
their voices ...
829
00:46:11,648 --> 00:46:13,806
... That will be evaluated
at the festival...
830
00:46:14,048 --> 00:46:16,575
... Tonight we have
Only a true artist.
831
00:46:16,936 --> 00:46:18,721
But this is the one you love the most!
832
00:46:19,206 --> 00:46:21,482
With his incredible voice ...
833
00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,241
... Along with his
unsurpassed technique of playing ...
834
00:46:23,357 --> 00:46:25,108
... Just for you - Nero!
835
00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:27,703
Let him go where he came from!
836
00:46:27,787 --> 00:46:29,520
No need to torture our ears!
837
00:46:38,201 --> 00:46:41,459
Do not even try to escape!
Tavern surrounded!
838
00:46:47,881 --> 00:46:49,339
Wait a minute away!
839
00:46:50,294 --> 00:46:54,026
Wait a minute! Be patient,
judges and sudeyshi!
840
00:46:54,185 --> 00:46:57,218
As soon take its place
members of the jury ...
841
00:46:57,619 --> 00:47:00,182
... Sun-August will begin to sing!
842
00:47:00,545 --> 00:47:02,038
Sing, sing!
843
00:47:02,141 --> 00:47:03,782
Did not Nero had to sing?
844
00:47:03,892 --> 00:47:05,711
And then some sun in August!
845
00:47:05,881 --> 00:47:08,332
Sun-August - is Nero!
846
00:47:08,472 --> 00:47:11,460
His name is also Augustus?
How much he names?
847
00:47:12,774 --> 00:47:15,256
Guys! The liver and small brain!
848
00:47:15,412 --> 00:47:17,428
Good! I - liver Venetian ...
849
00:47:17,529 --> 00:47:19,138
... And a little brain
with zucchini.
850
00:47:19,234 --> 00:47:21,186
No, you idiot! This is not the menu!
851
00:47:21,468 --> 00:47:23,457
Instead, you have to liver
use their brains!
852
00:47:23,597 --> 00:47:25,313
- So, it's - State messenger?
- Yes!
853
00:47:25,391 --> 00:47:27,262
And you quietly endure it,
what's going on here?
854
00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:29,465
- And unless you do not "eaten" all this ?!
- No!
855
00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:31,744
Is that if we radish salad with ...
856
00:47:31,961 --> 00:47:34,145
Salad ... and Latin, and fresh dill.
857
00:47:34,391 --> 00:47:36,344
- Today, you will not be anything there!
- We will not?
858
00:47:36,484 --> 00:47:37,852
You will kill!
859
00:47:37,992 --> 00:47:40,570
The man with a lyre - your goal.
860
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,681
- That Signor with red hair?
- Yes!
861
00:47:44,512 --> 00:47:47,079
- Are you joking?! This is Nero!
- Clever!
862
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,910
Good luck!
863
00:47:49,586 --> 00:47:52,718
Ciccio ... You knew who was the matron?
864
00:47:53,034 --> 00:47:54,608
She - the Empress!
865
00:47:54,818 --> 00:47:58,340
And you understand the tragedy of our situation?
We are - thugs Poppea!
866
00:47:58,717 --> 00:48:01,125
I had hoped to persuade the barbarians ...
867
00:48:01,265 --> 00:48:03,340
... To kill her husband matron Nero instead.
868
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,801
And now we let them
do it ...
869
00:48:05,941 --> 00:48:09,661
... And arrest; so it will remain satisfied
and Poppaea, and Tidzhelino.
870
00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:13,183
Idiot! Barbara, who must kill Nero -
it's us!
871
00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:15,981
- So we have to arrest you?
- As secret agents - yes!
872
00:48:16,081 --> 00:48:17,419
Oh, Ciccio!
873
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,056
I will act,
in the opera "Cavalleria Rusticana"!
874
00:48:20,196 --> 00:48:23,425
Come, come, there is nothing we do!
875
00:48:27,735 --> 00:48:29,490
You two! Where we are going?
876
00:48:29,630 --> 00:48:31,614
Well ... It's too hot.
877
00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:34,891
- We went to change clothes!
- Well, just quickly!
878
00:48:36,258 --> 00:48:39,268
Take off your clothes and put on a uniform.
It will be much easier.
879
00:48:39,831 --> 00:48:41,837
And it really would be easier to escape.
880
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,904
It must be our people, from TS.I.B.A.R.
881
00:48:44,028 --> 00:48:47,212
- But he did not slapped me across the face.
- So thank God for it.
882
00:48:56,564 --> 00:48:59,040
Whistle ?! Why whistles this yokel?
883
00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,845
It's not against you, oh divine!
884
00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:05,056
Look - the judge put you
the highest scores!
885
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,701
And you are showing that!
886
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,570
But I'm not even sing!
I just set up his lyre.
887
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,423
I fulfilled your instructions,
holy Poppaea.
888
00:49:27,556 --> 00:49:29,410
Two barbarian will do the rest.
889
00:49:29,503 --> 00:49:32,364
- I somehow do not see them.
- There, in the tavern, too crowded.
890
00:49:32,504 --> 00:49:35,999
- I talked to them a moment ago.
- I am sure that they will not deceive us?
891
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,900
Absolutely - no!
892
00:49:38,294 --> 00:49:40,334
They may pretend
assassins ...
893
00:49:40,452 --> 00:49:42,923
... Thugs, even - Praetorians.
894
00:49:44,085 --> 00:49:46,118
But they never outsmart me!
895
00:49:50,438 --> 00:49:53,358
Why do we have to go back inside?
We're already dressed!
896
00:49:53,498 --> 00:49:56,470
Do not you understand ?!
Praetorian place - next to Nero!
897
00:50:06,184 --> 00:50:07,521
Sing, Nero!
898
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,335
Sing, Nero !!! Sing, Nero !!!
899
00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:13,708
Howl, Tr�sor! Howl, Tr�sor!
900
00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:17,238
Cretin! They shout "sing Nero"
and do not ask howl of a Trezor!
901
00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:27,485
Since the scepter in my hands ...
902
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:31,896
I was sitting in my bedroom all day long ...
903
00:50:32,517 --> 00:50:35,831
And I think of all Sent by
killers-mercenaries ...
904
00:50:37,154 --> 00:50:38,992
Although being a Roman ...
905
00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:41,084
... Emperor of the great ...
906
00:50:41,224 --> 00:50:43,362
... Three things must take care.
907
00:50:43,502 --> 00:50:47,662
Three only love
You should worry about me.
908
00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:51,717
Only Rome, the people ...
909
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,447
Yes ... a mother.
910
00:50:54,902 --> 00:50:56,678
- Sing!
- Shut up!
911
00:50:56,774 --> 00:50:59,440
- And what he does not sing?
- It prevents you go to the next verse!
912
00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:01,618
I tell you - once called him "sing"
so let me sing!
913
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,727
It's true, a lot of people talking.
914
00:51:06,048 --> 00:51:09,878
And it is true that the terms of some spies ...
915
00:51:10,452 --> 00:51:14,360
And they want to burn Rome cruel ...
916
00:51:14,811 --> 00:51:16,768
But being a Roman ...
917
00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,079
... They were brave emperor ...
918
00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:21,501
... Three things I need to take care of.
919
00:51:21,742 --> 00:51:25,599
Three only love
You should worry about me.
920
00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:29,533
It - Rome, people ...
921
00:51:29,641 --> 00:51:32,508
Yes ... a mother.
922
00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,380
- And who gave you a uniform?
- Two barbarians.
923
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,938
Damn you! Thugs-barbarians -
here they are!
924
00:51:42,419 --> 00:51:45,136
Ah, I see! Feels Tidzhelino hand!
925
00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:47,755
Get out, you two! You too!
926
00:51:55,803 --> 00:51:58,192
Oh, gracious Agrippina!
The plot failed.
927
00:51:59,054 --> 00:52:01,851
But do not despair!
Watch your son numbered.
928
00:52:02,227 --> 00:52:04,499
In Rome today runs a call ...
929
00:52:04,923 --> 00:52:08,550
"Claudius Nero!
930
00:52:08,838 --> 00:52:12,592
Three only love
You should worry about me.
931
00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:16,734
Mere Rome, the people ...
932
00:52:16,919 --> 00:52:19,964
... And her own mother!
933
00:52:24,747 --> 00:52:27,355
Oh yeah! It's incredible, divine!
Perfectly!
934
00:52:27,596 --> 00:52:29,900
- Sing!
- Still, Sir!
935
00:52:30,031 --> 00:52:31,889
Sing to us, Nero!
We ask you - sing!
936
00:52:32,554 --> 00:52:34,533
Sing, Nero! Sing!
937
00:52:34,786 --> 00:52:36,975
Sing away! Well, sing!
938
00:52:38,186 --> 00:52:41,652
Ciccio, you're kind of saying that it is we
barbarians were those who have
kill Nero.
939
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,301
And who then those two?
940
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,454
The two - those guys who we kill,
if they persuaded him to sing again.
941
00:52:46,751 --> 00:52:48,054
Friends!
942
00:52:48,195 --> 00:52:51,607
At the request of the lowest
these two underdeveloped ...
943
00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:55,271
... I'll sing "Holy Madeira!"
944
00:52:56,282 --> 00:52:58,187
For that you have condemned this ?!
945
00:53:00,613 --> 00:53:02,209
Well, what are you waiting for ?!
946
00:53:02,349 --> 00:53:05,025
We do not know anyone here. We are here
to watch the performance.
947
00:53:05,165 --> 00:53:07,784
- You - two idiots!
- That's what we know so well!
948
00:53:07,924 --> 00:53:10,712
Come on! Arrest barbarians!
Nero Rescue!
949
00:53:11,490 --> 00:53:14,741
Italians! Do not behave,
as wild barbarians!
950
00:53:15,497 --> 00:53:17,936
I said - to arrest those barbarians!
951
00:53:18,122 --> 00:53:20,026
- Arrest them!
- Stop!
952
00:53:20,535 --> 00:53:23,274
What are you doing?!
You all have gone mad!
953
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:26,679
Tidzhelino says that we must
arrest barbarians.
954
00:53:26,819 --> 00:53:28,812
But Nero, we must save!
What to do first?
955
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,679
First of all we must
think of Franco and Ciccio!
956
00:53:30,787 --> 00:53:34,683
Rushed and Nero, and Tidzhelino,
and look, hiding for their own goals!
957
00:53:36,099 --> 00:53:38,153
Faster! Under the table!
958
00:53:38,823 --> 00:53:40,674
Let's hide here!
959
00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:58,843
You have to calm them down,
so that I can sing!
960
00:53:58,983 --> 00:54:02,515
Oh, no, divine!
It will not have much success
in such a mess.
961
00:54:25,449 --> 00:54:27,479
Your barbarians were crazy, Poppaea.
962
00:54:27,619 --> 00:54:29,786
Singing your husband deprived of their mind.
963
00:54:29,926 --> 00:54:32,485
It's my fault. I should not have
trust barbarians such a thing.
964
00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:35,608
- But then ... all is lost?
- Not yet.
965
00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:37,604
There is always one ...
966
00:54:37,744 --> 00:54:39,283
- Honor?
- No!
967
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,892
The escape!
968
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,483
Marcus Tullius, I'm afraid!
969
00:54:43,641 --> 00:54:46,055
Do not be afraid! Here, we are safe.
970
00:55:01,150 --> 00:55:03,156
Now everything is clear, shameless.
971
00:55:03,296 --> 00:55:06,104
- You want to kill my son.
- And you wanted to kill my husband.
972
00:55:06,244 --> 00:55:07,824
Emperor!
973
00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:13,079
- You even found a helper.
- Yes.
974
00:55:13,219 --> 00:55:16,402
Yes it is.
But something my younger!
975
00:55:23,073 --> 00:55:25,041
This table is not available
976
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,593
Oh, my children! You're always going to have a number,
When danger looms over me!
977
00:55:30,439 --> 00:55:33,267
With the two of you, I could
to go right up to the edge of the world!
978
00:55:33,407 --> 00:55:36,034
But first, let's
We get out of here somehow.
979
00:55:36,174 --> 00:55:38,116
Of course! Together with the table!
980
00:55:39,778 --> 00:55:42,986
Busy! Next stop
this stage - at the nearest exit!
981
00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,936
We stole the table!
982
00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:09,603
That's the way! There certainly
there is a secret passage!
983
00:56:09,743 --> 00:56:11,477
- Fast! Help me!
- Your Majesty!
984
00:56:11,626 --> 00:56:14,000
- I am the first!
- I also!
985
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,962
I also have to go through!
986
00:56:18,247 --> 00:56:20,936
- You found the passage?
- No, I found a wall
987
00:56:21,119 --> 00:56:22,879
And so I cracked on her head against!
988
00:56:23,971 --> 00:56:26,704
- Ciccio not push me!
- It's not me! It's August.
989
00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:28,118
Stop pushing!
990
00:56:28,190 --> 00:56:29,794
What do you blame everything on Augusto ?!
991
00:56:29,881 --> 00:56:31,966
Throughout the Roman Empire
there is only one such an ass!
992
00:56:32,173 --> 00:56:34,641
And this - the emperor's ass!
993
00:56:57,860 --> 00:56:59,884
My mum?! My wife?!
994
00:57:00,024 --> 00:57:03,478
... My Perceptor and some other centurion,
I can not recognize.
995
00:57:04,369 --> 00:57:05,829
What the hell are you doing here !?
996
00:57:05,969 --> 00:57:07,818
Do you want to know the sacred Caesar?
997
00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,874
They weave plots against your
sacred person.
998
00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:13,028
No way, damn!
999
00:57:13,385 --> 00:57:16,752
I sentence you
to death!
1000
00:57:17,756 --> 00:57:20,178
Death to them !!! Death!!!
1001
00:57:23,809 --> 00:57:27,469
Signor Tidzhelino, so you
the maintenance of order in Rome?
1002
00:57:27,547 --> 00:57:29,488
What happened to our people?
1003
00:57:29,628 --> 00:57:31,428
Do not worry you ...
1004
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,574
It's only a few lunatics.
1005
00:57:33,714 --> 00:57:37,576
But at the time, like your people
not even water, is your wife
bathe in champagne!
1006
00:57:37,716 --> 00:57:40,990
Well, let them also bathe in champagne,
once they do not have water!
1007
00:57:41,323 --> 00:57:43,487
It is not an excuse for those
who do not want to wash!
1008
00:57:43,685 --> 00:57:46,296
- Dirt!
- Death to you, murderer!
1009
00:57:47,022 --> 00:57:48,324
What are they shouting?
1010
00:57:48,425 --> 00:57:50,116
The death of the murderer!
1011
00:57:50,293 --> 00:57:52,314
Then I heard correctly.
1012
00:57:53,289 --> 00:57:56,650
Tidzhelino, you hide the truth from me!
It's not just crazy?
1013
00:57:56,741 --> 00:58:00,125
Agrippina was dead. You can not
bring it back to life, is not it?
1014
00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:01,893
Oh no.
1015
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:04,044
But I feel the smell of rebellion!
1016
00:58:04,342 --> 00:58:07,655
I think there is only one way
calm them down.
1017
00:58:08,102 --> 00:58:09,623
My lyre!
1018
00:58:23,796 --> 00:58:25,740
Death to you !!!
1019
00:58:25,952 --> 00:58:27,851
The death of you, a killer !!!
1020
00:58:28,888 --> 00:58:30,689
The citizens of Rome ...
1021
00:58:31,295 --> 00:58:33,391
Oh well! You asked for it themselves!
1022
00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:35,699
Then do not complain!
1023
00:58:35,808 --> 00:58:38,131
- Call my secret agents!
- Yes...
1024
00:58:41,595 --> 00:58:43,725
Secret agents - to the emperor!
1025
00:58:44,971 --> 00:58:46,685
Fast! Fast!
1026
00:58:46,997 --> 00:58:49,693
The good life at Nero - woman,
yes the champagne!
1027
00:58:54,265 --> 00:58:55,914
My favorite!
1028
00:58:56,254 --> 00:58:59,214
You are willing to risk their lives
for the sake of the emperor?
1029
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,063
- No!
- How is "no"?
1030
00:59:01,111 --> 00:59:03,515
- Who said "no"? You said "no"?
- Yes!
1031
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,258
You see - "Yes," he says.
We are ready!
1032
00:59:05,426 --> 00:59:08,306
Nero decided to issue a decree
the punishment of our Rome.
1033
00:59:08,401 --> 00:59:10,397
Punishment our Rome !?
1034
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,323
Petronius, but the referee, after all, thank you!
1035
00:59:12,463 --> 00:59:14,345
I have decided to destroy this city ...
1036
00:59:14,485 --> 00:59:17,092
... For what it has become
the crowd pacifiers.
1037
00:59:18,537 --> 00:59:19,912
Here ...
1038
00:59:19,995 --> 00:59:21,475
Burn Rome!
1039
00:59:21,574 --> 00:59:23,880
Dilute the sacred fire!
1040
00:59:33,795 --> 00:59:36,067
What are you doing !? brainless
1041
00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:39,435
Nero had in mind that you need to burn it,
as a symbol of Rome, but all the Romans.
1042
00:59:40,101 --> 00:59:43,537
Well, bad! Do you think the Romans
so just allow them to burn?
1043
00:59:45,646 --> 00:59:47,761
Two hundred and forty-two ...
1044
00:59:49,736 --> 00:59:52,282
- Come on!
- Two hundred and forty-three ...
1045
00:59:54,021 --> 00:59:57,206
Could you imagine,
that a guy like me, who
I wanted to be an accountant ...
1046
00:59:57,413 --> 00:59:59,570
... Finish in ancient Rome
for such a pastime !?
1047
00:59:59,710 --> 01:00:02,145
Rab, spy and pyromaniac!
1048
01:00:02,253 --> 01:00:03,700
lowered the skins!
1049
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:06,717
Do not you realize that by doing this,
we become part of history?
1050
01:00:06,857 --> 01:00:08,384
I think we will be a part of the chaos!
1051
01:00:08,468 --> 01:00:10,630
- Well, now that we have, then we do it!
- Come on!
1052
01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:15,371
You can not even light a fire ?!
Give it to me!
1053
01:00:18,435 --> 01:00:20,631
- Who is it?
- Look - look!
1054
01:00:20,866 --> 01:00:22,853
The Statue of Liberty!
1055
01:00:23,324 --> 01:00:25,426
Let's ask a favor
this noble lady.
1056
01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:28,761
Excuse me, signora!
Should not we lend a spark?
1057
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,564
Why not? With you one hundred sesterces.
1058
01:00:31,707 --> 01:00:34,519
What kind of light such
which is worth a hundred sesterces ?!
1059
01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:37,463
You represent and,
a petrol I can be!
1060
01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:39,751
Sorry!
1061
01:00:40,635 --> 01:00:41,936
Ciccio ...
1062
01:00:42,030 --> 01:00:43,732
I think this is a very powerful flame.
1063
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:45,550
- And what do we do?
- Pay her!
1064
01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:46,959
Oh well.
1065
01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:48,436
Here ...
1066
01:00:50,327 --> 01:00:52,062
Well, that's you. Hundred!
1067
01:00:52,171 --> 01:00:53,917
I'll take your torch!
1068
01:00:58,415 --> 01:01:01,407
It is so expensive,
that is to lighten the whole city!
1069
01:01:03,707 --> 01:01:06,629
- And how do we burn the city with this?
- We need some more gasoline.
1070
01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:08,957
I do not think you will manage
find gasoline in ancient Rome.
1071
01:01:09,097 --> 01:01:11,847
After seven in the evening and you are in the modern Rome
it will not find.
1072
01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:15,131
Hey, look - there is a road.
Surely there are a merchant gasoline.
1073
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,617
- Do you want to try?
- Where?
1074
01:01:17,759 --> 01:01:19,220
Right in this place?
1075
01:01:19,383 --> 01:01:21,659
Merchant 64th gasoline ?!
1076
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:23,985
There was methane! With my own eyes
I saw the merchant.
1077
01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:26,550
I can not believe I am traveling
by ancient Rome it is with you
1078
01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:27,998
Come on!
1079
01:01:28,128 --> 01:01:30,355
she-wolf
dual power
1080
01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:34,684
- What did I tell you?
- But it's the hay!
1081
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:37,722
And from him will be a great fire,
if only it was dry!
1082
01:01:39,215 --> 01:01:41,856
Forgive us! It is dry?
1083
01:01:42,028 --> 01:01:43,729
Dry-dry! You - just right!
1084
01:01:43,955 --> 01:01:45,537
Now fill the bag!
1085
01:01:51,433 --> 01:01:53,940
You fill it,
and I will fill the next.
1086
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,520
Like this...
1087
01:01:56,868 --> 01:01:58,884
SUPER hay
1088
01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,827
Well, well ... You ...
1089
01:02:01,076 --> 01:02:03,817
And this is - I ... Yes, I am!
1090
01:02:04,313 --> 01:02:05,843
So! So!
1091
01:02:06,947 --> 01:02:09,337
- Enough!
- How much to us?
1092
01:02:10,809 --> 01:02:12,652
Eight and another third of a kilo ...
1093
01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:14,657
It will 320 sesterces.
1094
01:02:14,895 --> 01:02:17,221
But yesterday the price was
seven sesterces per kilogram.
1095
01:02:17,361 --> 01:02:18,737
What you do not know?
1096
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:22,073
The government raised the rate of sesterces
because of Poppea.
1097
01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:26,877
Hey, I go! Fuck!
This is our fire!
1098
01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:29,150
And I thought it was a fire from the ground.
1099
01:02:29,286 --> 01:02:30,959
Get out, tramp!
1100
01:02:31,131 --> 01:02:34,360
- Who was that?
- Deity wishing to provide fire the city.
1101
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,193
Ah, got it! Deity named Gorgaz?
1102
01:02:36,342 --> 01:02:39,422
- We're going to bring this city the fire?
- Consign it to the flames!
1103
01:02:48,688 --> 01:02:51,946
Come on, come on! We need more hay!
Come on!
1104
01:02:52,086 --> 01:02:55,236
Ciccio, easier with hay!
We left in the tanks have no grass!
1105
01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:12,733
I want to know...
1106
01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:16,235
... What idiots on fire
the city of Rome!
1107
01:03:16,381 --> 01:03:18,914
They are here! It was them!
1108
01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:21,436
- Do you hear?
- Yes!
1109
01:03:21,545 --> 01:03:23,528
- Once suppose - so it is !
- And what does it mean?
1110
01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:25,860
- Come on!
- Run!
1111
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,309
Ciccio!
1112
01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:34,487
- What do we do if we get caught?
- We'll see.
1113
01:03:34,595 --> 01:03:36,278
We will resort to the law Mindjov!
1114
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,276
What the law Mindjov !?
1115
01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:40,331
It is something like a law Meng!
1116
01:03:40,471 --> 01:03:41,922
Menga ?!
1117
01:03:43,718 --> 01:03:48,002
Started trial of two slaves -
Blunt and Dumber ...
1118
01:03:48,679 --> 01:03:51,691
... Accused in the tradition of the fire of Rome ...
1119
01:03:52,152 --> 01:03:54,349
... The burning of several houses ...
1120
01:03:54,684 --> 01:03:56,895
... Including - belonging to the judges.
1121
01:03:57,151 --> 01:04:00,183
Even the judges have not escaped the fire.
Who are we now save?
1122
01:04:00,323 --> 01:04:03,600
Petronius! He hired us
the best lawyer in Rome!
1123
01:04:03,692 --> 01:04:05,252
- And who is he?
- Cicero.
1124
01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:07,039
It is he? Tell him something!
1125
01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:09,788
Signor lawyer Cicero! Lawyer.
1126
01:04:10,474 --> 01:04:12,053
We are defendants.
1127
01:04:14,401 --> 01:04:16,181
Prosecutor - please!
1128
01:04:18,852 --> 01:04:21,180
Rome was set on fire!
1129
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,384
Out of these here!
1130
01:04:23,524 --> 01:04:26,784
On the accused persons
imposed stigma ...
1131
01:04:27,354 --> 01:04:29,119
... The most incorrigible criminals.
1132
01:04:29,259 --> 01:04:31,046
The lawyer, did you hear that?
Tell me something!
1133
01:04:31,186 --> 01:04:32,589
All is well!
1134
01:04:32,729 --> 01:04:35,616
Behind these faces
hiding two good man.
1135
01:04:35,756 --> 01:04:39,326
- Judge, I object!
- Not now! About the first sentence!
1136
01:04:39,988 --> 01:04:43,457
But no kidding, no experience
can not be above the law!
1137
01:04:43,597 --> 01:04:46,144
That's why I'm asking
the maximum punishment!
1138
01:04:46,726 --> 01:04:48,471
A fine of a thousand sesterces!
1139
01:04:48,611 --> 01:04:51,059
The ban on visiting all
local eateries!
1140
01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:53,257
And death by beheading!
1141
01:04:58,402 --> 01:05:00,570
Silence! Silence!
1142
01:05:01,662 --> 01:05:03,315
I call on the defendants.
1143
01:05:05,886 --> 01:05:08,713
Thank you, Judge!
1144
01:05:10,671 --> 01:05:13,412
- What is a lawyer we slipped !?
- He - from shouting lawyers.
1145
01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:16,365
So, he should scream.
Because he says ...
1146
01:05:18,242 --> 01:05:20,151
Siniora su ...
1147
01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:22,504
... Su ... su ... su ...
1148
01: 05: 22,911 --> 01: 05: 24,451
Siniora su ...
1149
01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:26,979
Lawyer! Now I'll help him.
1150
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,876
Sorry, it's our business.
1151
01:05:31,016 --> 01:05:33,884
The lawyer, you want to say
"Signora madcaps"?
1152
01:05:34,024 --> 01:05:36,454
- No!
- "Siniora crazy"?
1153
01:05:36,811 --> 01:05:38,797
- No...
- Su ... rdinschiki !?
1154
01:05:38,937 --> 01:05:40,883
- Souvenirs?
- No!
1155
01:05:41,023 --> 01:05:42,413
Su Su ... ... judges!
1156
01:05:42,499 --> 01:05:44,991
We did it! Judges!
1157
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:49,162
You see these two people ...
1158
01:05:49,302 --> 01:05:51,375
The lawyer, in short! In short!
1159
01:05:52,311 --> 01:05:54,203
They - na ... na ...
1160
01:05:57,813 --> 01:05:59,332
Waltz from "La Traviata"!
1161
01:05:59,442 --> 01:06:00,759
No...
1162
01:06:00,904 --> 01:06:03,011
Pa ... pa-pa-Py with their families!
1163
01:06:04,099 --> 01:06:06,601
Talking so much about them ...
1164
01:06:07,051 --> 01:06:08,650
... I look forward to the court leniency.
1165
01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:17,101
I have finished.
1166
01:06:17,241 --> 01:06:19,363
No! No! No!
1167
01:06:20,579 --> 01:06:23,057
No leniency for pyromaniac!
1168
01:06:23,994 --> 01:06:26,855
If the judges hearts
still hesitant ...
1169
01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:30,251
... They will persuade a prosecution witness testimony!
1170
01:06:30,575 --> 01:06:33,549
I appeal to the testimony
Emperor of the Eternal City ...
1171
01:06:33,959 --> 01:06:35,662
... Claudius Nero!
1172
01:06:35,847 --> 01:06:39,510
The very hand of heaven sent here
our friend! Think, we are saved!
1173
01:06:54,335 --> 01:06:56,194
- Your name?
- Your Honor!
1174
01:06:56,311 --> 01:06:59,204
If this guy starts to transfer to you
all their names, we will end tomorrow!
1175
01:06:59,732 --> 01:07:01,417
Claudius Nero!
1176
01:07:01,908 --> 01:07:03,720
- Your profession?
- Thief!
1177
01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,644
Emperor of Rome!
1178
01:07:07,433 --> 01:07:10,038
Do you swear to tell the truth,
all the truth...
1179
01:07:10,321 --> 01:07:11,848
... And nothing but the truth?
1180
01:07:12,234 --> 01:07:13,567
No!
1181
01:07:13,646 --> 01:07:16,856
Well, in that case, do not raise
left hand and do not preach the word of the oath.
1182
01:07:17,448 --> 01:07:18,957
We continue!
1183
01:07:25,967 --> 01:07:29,223
Are you familiar these two persons?
1184
01:07:32,962 --> 01:07:34,743
I see them for the first time.
1185
01:07:34,825 --> 01:07:36,246
What does "the first time" !?
1186
01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:38,798
You have made us the secret agents,
his bodyguards ...
1187
01:07:38,938 --> 01:07:41,906
... A servant in the palace, and now
You say that we do not know ?!
1188
01:07:42,070 --> 01:07:43,398
Silence!
1189
01:07:44,649 --> 01:07:47,657
The two made a statement,
recorded by the Secretary ...
1190
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,504
... Claiming that Rome burned,
acting on your command.
1191
01:07:50,644 --> 01:07:53,699
I believe this statement
vile slander in my address.
1192
01:07:54,013 --> 01:07:56,246
And I recommend to sentence ...
1193
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,831
... The most severe -
for these wretched slaves ...
1194
01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:03,296
... For the destruction of holy Rome
and a violation of the sacred honor
their sacred emperor!
1195
01:08:04,662 --> 01:08:07,710
What does it mean "most severe penalty"?
1196
01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:09,562
I know what it means!
1197
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:23,345
Ciccio, the time has come to say goodbye to us with you.
1198
01:08:23,655 --> 01:08:25,528
I'll tell you: "Good-bye!".
1199
01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:29,992
And I'll tell you: "Fool!
Brainless! Imbecile! Underdeveloped!"
1200
01:08:30,132 --> 01:08:33,033
- But why do you call me that?
- How is the "why" !?
1201
01:08:33,297 --> 01:08:36,385
You signed our request for a pardon,
simply put a cross there!
1202
01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,757
- So what?
- How is the "what" !?
1203
01:08:39,003 --> 01:08:40,718
And you showed cross Nero?
1204
01:08:40,858 --> 01:08:43,034
Do not you know that it
He hates Christians?
1205
01:08:43,174 --> 01:08:45,710
It was a foregone conclusion that our request
It was rejected.
1206
01:08:47,410 --> 01:08:49,095
- Wasp ...
- Convicted!
1207
01:08:49,368 --> 01:08:51,102
- Convicted!
- That's us!
1208
01:08:51,255 --> 01:08:52,941
Ah ... We are here!
1209
01:08:53,098 --> 01:08:54,451
Convicted!
1210
01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:56,022
According to Roman law ...
1211
01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:57,966
... I give you two options.
1212
01:08:58,106 --> 01:08:59,924
Either you die by beheading ...
1213
01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:01,812
... Or go to the arena.
1214
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,288
- Ciccio, I hear correctly?
- You heard right!
1215
01:09:05,428 --> 01:09:07,109
Excuse me, sir praetorian!
1216
01:09:07,182 --> 01:09:09,711
- Are there any lions in the circus?
- Of course there is!
1217
01:09:09,971 --> 01:09:12,409
Then please give two tickets!
1218
01:09:30,878 --> 01:09:32,978
- Ciccio, where are we?
- In the circus.
1219
01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:35,579
But I do not see any conductor,
no orchestra.
1220
01:09:35,719 --> 01:09:37,710
Idiot! The same arena Flavia!
1221
01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:39,943
Here gladiators fought and died.
1222
01:09:40,096 --> 01:09:42,421
- And why are we here?
- Gladiator.
1223
01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,841
Gladiator !?
1224
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:49,569
Pull yourself together!
1225
01:09:49,687 --> 01:09:52,311
- Collect the same!
- Now something in my pants meet.
1226
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:05,041
Ave Caesar!
1227
01:10:05,149 --> 01:10:06,763
Going to die salute you!
1228
01:10:06,887 --> 01:10:08,318
And my arm hurts!
1229
01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:10,423
A good all die!
1230
01:10:17,899 --> 01:10:19,974
Well, Nero! Why do you always thrusting it into his mouth?
1231
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,985
Felon need something warm.
1232
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,728
The doctor recommended that the hot water.
1233
01:10: 24,844 --> 01:10:26,647
So you had to heat up the water ...
1234
01:10:26,753 --> 01:10:28,346
... Just look at me!
1235
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:30,831
You are sentenced to death manicurist?
1236
01:10:30,971 --> 01:10:32,926
- Well, of course!
- That's good!
1237
01:10:44,374 --> 01:10,46,528
And what will happen now with this poor fellow?
1238
01:10:46,668 --> 01:10:48,337
His life is now - on the finger of Caesar.
1239
01:10:48,421 --> 01:10:50,992
- You want to say - in his hands?
- No, in his thumb!
1240
01:10:51,070 --> 01:10:52,582
Look!
1241
01:10:56,829 --> 01:10:59,176
What is his big fork!
1242
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,805
Why does Caesar always like that
your thumb?
1243
01:11:01,945 --> 01:11:05,762
Because, if he does
thumb like this, then the gladiator
save lives.
1244
01:11:05,873 --> 01:11:08,127
So why would he ever do
his finger like this !?
1245
01:11:08,267 --> 01:11:10,199
- Because he's - that's that!
- This?
1246
01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:12,262
He - cuckold ?!
1247
01:11:20,263 --> 01:11:22,143
Sleep you are there, or what?
1248
01:11:22,283 --> 01:11:24,418
Most lead the other two!
1249
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:27,892
Hot water - listen to the doctor.
1250
01:11:28,191 --> 01:11:30,196
Gladiators, attention!
1251
01:11:30,516 --> 01:11:32,491
The couple number two ...
1252
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:35,189
... Get ready to enter the arena!
1253
01:11:37,735 --> 01:11:39,127
What kind of system is this !?
1254
01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,693
Nero lowers thumb -
and you die !?
1255
01:11:42,361 --> 01:11:44,445
If only this
It turned a bad dream!
1256
01:11:44,585 --> 01:11:47,216
If this is a dream, but now -
it's time to wake up!
1257
01:11:47,699 --> 01:11:49,555
Franco! Punched me in the face!
1258
01:11:49,670 --> 01:11:51,262
What are you talking, Ciccio ?!
1259
01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:54,529
After all the slaps I
there was, I've long
should wake up ...
1260
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,241
... And suffer from insomnia!
1261
01:11:56,406 --> 01:11:59,169
But I still did not get slapped!
So, I sleep!
1262
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:01,376
- I can wake up from this dream!
- And I?!
1263
01:12:01,516 --> 01:12:03,172
- And you will die in the arena ...
- Yet!
1264
01:12:04,234 --> 01:12:05,710
One more! Stronger!
1265
01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,165
Well done!
1266
01:12:07,312 --> 01:12:08,546
Well done!
1267
01:12:08,663 --> 01:12:10,665
- No, I thought you were a villain.
- It's just a family apart.
1268
01:12:10,805 --> 01:12:12,756
- You'll fight with Taurus!
- With Taurus !?
1269
01:12:12,905 --> 01:12:15,091
- What the heck is Taurus?
- That's the guy.
1270
01:12:19,866 --> 01:12:21,288
No!
1271
01:12:21,409 --> 01:12:23,508
And if there was someone you less?
1272
01:12:23,830 --> 01:12:25,942
Someone who has all these muscles ...
1273
01:12:26,077 --> 01:12:28,373
- Microbe!
- That microbe - is not bad at all!
1274
01:12:28,513 --> 01:12:31,833
- Microbe - it's you! Go to battle with Taurus!
- No!
1275
01:12:32,039 --> 01:12:33,947
I - the only son!
1276
01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:36,667
Forgive, and you will come to the funeral?
1277
01:12:36,755 --> 01:12:38,155
Yes! Yes...
1278
01:12:40,882 --> 01:12:43,013
The one that fights with Taurus - your friend?
1279
01:12:43,153 --> 01:12:44,722
He was very lucky.
1280
01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:46,559
You think so?
1281
01:12:49,217 --> 01:12:50,904
We start with a greeting!
1282
01:12:51,222 --> 01:12:54,075
Good afternoon, sir Taurus!
Have your Lady okay?
1283
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:55,754
A gladiatoriki go to school?
1284
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:57,928
Greet weapon! Like this!
1285
01:12:58,068 --> 01:12:59,972
Welcome like this?
1286
01:13:00,362 --> 01:13:02,077
Till!
1287
01:13:02,601 --> 01:13:04,479
Stay as you are! Stop!
1288
01:13:04,804 --> 01:13:07,798
I just found out that the Taurus -
This gladiator who has a conscience!
1289
01:13:07,938 --> 01:13:10,196
- Religion forbids him to shed blood.
- Are you sure?
1290
01:13:10,336 --> 01:13:12,048
- Absolutely!
- And he can not shed blood?
1291
01:13:12,111 --> 01:13:13,984
- No! To attack him!
- I will do it!
1292
01:13:14,179 --> 01:13:15,611
Come back!
1293
01:13:17,022 --> 01:13:20,266
Well, be careful, man!
And I can hurt!
1294
01:13:20,471 --> 01:13:22,602
I'm just pretending. And now - come on!
1295
01:13:37,468 --> 01:13:39,188
I am now!
1296
01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:49,171
To arms!
1297
01:13:49,974 --> 01:13:51,547
Defend yourself! Well, to protect!
1298
01:14:04,522 --> 01:14:07,104
Does everything right!
If so, and you continue - you will be saved!
1299
01:14:07,206 --> 01:14:08,745
What do you mean?
1300
01:14:08,885 --> 01:14:11,952
Nero gives amnesty to those who demonstrate
exceptional skills.
1301
01:14:13,584 --> 01:14:15,640
Well, I have some very skilled!
1302
01:14:16,141 --> 01:14:18,146
I'll try not to hurt you.
1303
01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:23,111
Just try it!
1304
01:14:23,274 --> 01:14:24,913
Get Fit!
1305
01:14:28,109 --> 01:14:29,754
- Wait a minute!
- Come here!
1306
01:14:30,413 --> 01:14:32,266
Well, now I show their skills!
1307
01:14:34,259 --> 01:14:36,006
But just try it!
1308
01:14:40,946 --> 01:14:44,393
Neronchik! Is it so much
finger hurts more?
1309
01:14:45,421 --> 01:14:48,423
I do not want to see
this stupid fight!
1310
01:14:49,024 --> 01:14:51,178
And felon does not pass!
1311
01:14:51,802 --> 01:14:53,555
Here in general have hot water?
1312
01:14:53,695 --> 01:14:55,387
It is boiled, the divine.
1313
01:14:55,728 --> 01:14:58,111
- Well, attack! Nero looks!
- What am I supposed to do?
1314
01:14:58,198 --> 01:15:00,644
As the "what to do" ?! You need an amnesty?
Well, hit me!
1315
01:15:00,803 --> 01:15:02,786
- Can?
- Necessary!
1316
01:15:03,462 --> 01:15:05,402
- Hurry!
- Well, get ready!
1317
01:15:10,088 --> 01:15:11,588
Rise thou!
1318
01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:14,213
No, I do not get up!
You'd better sit down!
1319
01:15:14,353 --> 01:15:16,600
Ah, got it! Do you want to die, huh?
1320
01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:18,485
No, you do not you can!
1321
01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:22,095
I was not fooled!
Religion forbids you to shed blood.
1322
01:15:22,266 --> 01:15:25,367
It's true! I do not shed blood -
I'm suffocating!
1323
01:15:25,847 --> 01:15:27,272
Do not say such horrors!
1324
01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:29,635
Yes, I am suffocating! You just suffocate!
1325
01:15:31,505 --> 01:15:33,526
Check that there is a finger of Nero.
1326
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:36,348
Pray that your Nero spared.
1327
01:15:37,023 --> 01:15:39,045
Follow the rules!
1328
01:15:39,185 --> 01:15:42,098
- It hurts.
- Think about Mutsii Scaevola!
1329
01:15:43,890 --> 01:15:45,331
Oh, that's enough!
1330
01:15:45,444 --> 01:15:47,149
I did not know that the divine
It protects you.
1331
01:15:47,256 --> 01:15:49,434
But listen to the board:
Run until he changed his mind!
1332
01:15:53,538 --> 01:15:55,435
And who pardoned over there?
1333
01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:56,986
You, dear August!
1334
01:15:57,130 --> 01:15:59,605
This felon deprived me of reason.
1335
01:16:03,645 --> 01:16:06,957
It's been a good seven years,
when was the last time someone
released free.
1336
01:16:07,511 --> 01:16:09,469
I hope you have not forgotten the tradition?
1337
01:16:09,609 --> 01:16:12,966
He received a pardon from Caesar,
satisfied with the whole holiday.
1338
01:16:13,106 --> 01:16:15,638
Let's celebrate!
All - drinks at my expense!
1339
01:16:17,442 --> 01:16:19,415
But not too merry!
1340
01:16:19,555 --> 01:16:21,196
You have to fight with Spartak.
1341
01:16:21,336 --> 01:16:23,343
But then this is just a farce!
1342
01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:36,693
Let's all be clear!
1343
01:16:37,264 --> 01:16:39,630
I have fought and Nero
I set me free!
1344
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:41,461
I'll find someone who will fight with you.
1345
01:16:41,578 --> 01:16:43,130
I will not say the name,
but it's - is it!
1346
01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:45,890
If he hints at me ...
1347
01:16:46,067 --> 01:16:48,319
I will say that I - Retiarius.
1348
01:16:48,477 --> 01:16:50,688
And Spartacus too Retiarius.
1349
01:16:52,532 --> 01:16:54,838
How dare you
interrupt our conversation with him ?!
1350
01:16:54,939 --> 01:16:56,980
- He's locked?
- Yes Yes!
1351
01:17:06,477 --> 01:17:09,458
Spartacus!!! Spartacus!!! Spartacus!!!
1352
01:17:12,147 --> 01:17:13,759
What did he say?
1353
01:17:14,913 --> 01:17:16,504
Discover!
1354
01:17:23,674 --> 01:17:25,267
Choose!
1355
01:17:38,482 --> 01:17:40,497
I opt for it - it fresher.
1356
01:17:41,009 --> 01:17:44,296
I think my friend did not understand,
that we can not fight the law.
1357
01:17:44,436 --> 01:17:45,823
By what law?
1358
01:17:46,033 --> 01:17:48,580
- By law, the Constitutional Court ...
- According to the law of divorce.
1359
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,322
According to the law for adultery ...
1360
01:17:50,422 --> 01:17:52,272
According to the law on the minority.
1361
01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:54,549
What are you talking about? you are well
You can fight!
1362
01:17:55,498 --> 01:17:56,971
Oh no!
1363
01:17:58,771 --> 01:18:00,517
But he did injure.
1364
01:18:00,657 --> 01:18:02,313
Those are the rules!
1365
01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:19,004
You're finally in my hands!
1366
01:18:19,136 --> 01:18:20,918
Just do not lose more than me!
1367
01:18:25,395 --> 01:18:27,622
Stop! I'm still with you
I did not understand!
1368
01:18:29,471 --> 01:18:32,009
- Stop! Put the silverware!
- What is the silverware?
1369
01:18:32,149 --> 01:18:34,341
- Most of the plug!
- What even more plug !?
1370
01:18:34,829 --> 01:18:37,022
- No! Look at the big toe of Nero!
- What other finger ?!
1371
01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:39,247
But it is!
It is written in the constitution!
1372
01:18:39,387 --> 01:18:42,037
You should check the finger of Nero -
he points up or down.
1373
01:18:42,130 --> 01:18:44,542
- Look, look!
- If Nero does something wrong ...
1374
01:18:44,645 --> 01:18:46,523
... I stirred up all the gladiators of Rome!
1375
01:18:46,699 --> 01:18:48,690
- Look, look!
- You check! Check!
1376
01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:50,277
See ...
1377
01:18:50,385 --> 01:18:52,142
Get up! Come on back!
1378
01:18:52,282 --> 01:18:54,272
If you look closely,
you will see that it is slightly swollen.
1379
01:18:54,412 --> 01:18:55,901
I see nothing.
1380
01:18:56,010 --> 01:18:59,536
You keep it to dip,
while I prepare the water hot.
1381
01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:02,044
Claudius Nero!
1382
01:19:02,184 --> 01:19:04,018
Would you like to turn your thumb?
1383
01:19:04,158 --> 01:19:07,071
- Should I do it?
- There is always someone less fortunate.
1384
01:19:07,185 --> 01:19:10,473
If you do so,
it can save the lives of these two men.
1385
01:19:10,613 --> 01:19:13,081
- Get up! Get up!
- What happened?
1386
01:19:13,189 --> 01:19:15,162
- Rise thou!
- Shut up!
1387
01:19:15,358 --> 01:19:18,775
I swear by the goddess Athena,
I will erase them in the dust!
1388
01:19:27,243 --> 01:19:29,665
- Come on, stop!
- Hurry! That is - the emergency exit!
1389
01:19:33,046 --> 01:19:35,054
to the lions
1390
01:19:37,328 --> 01:19:38,980
- Stop!
- What?
1391
01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:41,653
- Come here!
- Come on! Trust me!
1392
01:19:41,783 --> 01:19:43,488
And do not be afraid of the lions!
1393
01:19:43,628 --> 01:19:45,605
- Come on!
- I'm looking for a passage.
1394
01:19:49,322 --> 01:19:50,734
This is Petronius.
1395
01:19:51,155 --> 01:19:53,915
Do not be afraid of lions - I asked his servants
lock them.
1396
01:19:54,047 --> 01:19:55,922
- Well done!
- Follow me! Come quickly!
1397
01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:01,418
Go forward! Save yourselves!
1398
01:20:01,603 --> 01:20:03,629
The output will see a chariot.
1399
01:20:03,821 --> 01:20:05,412
- Use this passage!
- This?
1400
01:20:05,555 --> 01:20:07,303
- This!
- Funicular back to the cable car here!
1401
01:20:07,461 --> 01:20:08,965
Well, let's go!
1402
01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,495
Ciccio ...
1403
01:20:22,605 --> 01:20:25,355
- Do you think we will be able to be saved?
- Yes! On this chariot.
1404
01:20:32,107 --> 01:20:33,690
Whip!
1405
01:20:43,438 --> 01:20:45,265
Check to see if anyone chasing.
1406
01:20:52,712 --> 01:20:54,244
Attention - pothole!
1407
01:20:54,443 --> 01:20:56,907
Oh, and do not care!
It is not our chariot!
1408
01:21:00,406 --> 01:21:01,747
Stop the horses!
1409
01:21:01,837 --> 01:21:05,159
- How do I stop the horses, fool?
- Brake!
1410
01:21:05,935 --> 01:21:08,206
How else brake ?!
There is here no brakes!
1411
01:21:08,346 --> 01:21:10,321
It does not matter.
1412
01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:12,955
Ciccio, brake!
1413
01:21:13,651 --> 01:21:15,371
Ciccio, brake!
1414
01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:18,706
Brakes! Stop, brake!
1415
01:21:21,897 --> 01:21:23,840
Stupid horse!
1416
01:21:25,091 --> 01:21:27,397
Did not we raced into the wall of the villa Seneca?
1417
01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:29,691
- What is Seneca?
- Congressman.
1418
01:21:30,054 --> 01:21:32,207
The man who threw a party.
1419
01:21:32,347 --> 01:21:34,075
That was still a lover of Poppea.
1420
01:21:34,176 --> 01:21:36,020
- Seneca - a lover of Poppea !?
- Yes.
1421
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,970
You are so clueless,
when awake ...
1422
01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:39,913
... But should you go to sleep - and know more
than any historian!
1423
01:21:40,053 --> 01:21:41,417
And that, I slept ?!
1424
01:21:41,502 --> 01:21:43,630
Seeing what you think
about the ancient Romans ...
1425
01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:45,839
... I was convinced that you're awake
and listen to me ...
1426
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,740
... And I began to repeat to you, "Satyricon".
1427
01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,445
How do you not understand,
that our profession ...
1428
01:21:52,526 --> 01:21:54,781
... Is the basis of Roman culture !?
1429
01:21:55,064 --> 01:21:57,096
Two bucatini for our Caesar!
1430
01:21:57,197 --> 01:21:58,842
And one more - for Caligula!
1431
01:21:58,962 --> 01:22:01,828
- A ready imperial bombolotti?
- Ready-prepared!
1432
01:22:03,318 --> 01:22:06,028
I've got meat cooked
on a rare prescription.
1433
01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:11,861
Sergio! This - on the 21st.
1434
01:22:24,623 --> 01:22:26,694
And you really stubborn!
1435
01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:29,847
You are going to shorten this shirt?
Yes or no?
1436
01:22:30,112 --> 01:22:32,040
But why? Is it long?
1437
01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:34,249
She's just me on my knees.
1438
01:22:34,659 --> 01:22:37,435
In the English style.
Such is the fashion!
1439
01:22:41,128 --> 01:22:43,227
- Everything is fine?
- No! Nothing wrong!
1440
01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,131
We are sitting here for half an hour,
but until now we have not served.
1441
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:49,789
Such customers, like us, who
come here often, it would be necessary
care, even on a Sunday!
1442
01:22:49,933 --> 01:22:53,311
On Sundays I stay at home.
I drink a glass of milk, and happy!
1443
01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:55,809
I'll go check the kitchen.
1444
01:22:57,319 --> 01:22:59,098
- Your finger is better?
- I would like to!
1445
01:22:59,223 --> 01:23:02,098
- I was sick all night!
- I'm sorry!
1446
01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:04,582
- Sorry!
- He regrets!
1447
01:23:05,789 --> 01:23:07,848
- Alfredo!
- You are welcome!
1448
01:23:08,831 --> 01:23:10,884
Do not poke the piece of glass in the eye -
it's only me.
1449
01:23:11,379 --> 01:23:12,947
I asked you not to entrust him
the table.
1450
01:23:13,077 --> 01:23:16,475
Last night, director Brambilla
I fought with Franco and his swollen finger.
1451
01:23:16,717 --> 01:23:18,702
He even wanted to, I fired him.
1452
01:23:18,842 --> 01:23:21,555
Nobody else was not, but I will correct.
Now someone else served table.
1453
01:23:21,638 --> 01:23:22,990
Oh, come on!
1454
01:23:23,068 --> 01:23:26,568
You will not believe it, but I could not
get fired this guy.
1455
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,540
And then they say that we live
in modern world.
1456
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,565
If I lived in the ancient period ...
1457
01:23:30,698 --> 01:23:33,071
... I have such a sentence to death!
1458
01:23:33,398 --> 01:23:35,836
Now I understand why he
so fond of this place.
1459
01:23:36,114 --> 01:23:38,270
He begins to feel yourself here Nero.
1460
01:23:38,594 --> 01:23:42,124
He was a very good man,
even a Latin.
1461
01:23:42,264 --> 01:23:44,425
I am sure that in Rome of those times ...
1462
01:23:44,510 --> 01:23:46,729
... I would even be better than Nero.
1463
01:23:46,869 --> 01:23:49,079
Because Brambilla does not tolerate procrastination!
1464
01:23:49,219 --> 01:23:51,439
So I came to the restaurant
and I am forced to wait half an hour!
1465
01:23:51,579 --> 01:23:53,072
But whether the emperor Brambilla ...
1466
01:23:53,197 --> 01:23:55,633
... I would have taken all the waiters and - op-la!
1467
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,191
All of the Coliseum! Everyone - the battle!
1468
01:23:58,331 --> 01:24:00,096
All - to death!
1469
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,914
- All the restaurateurs in Rome to shaking!
- Imperial bombolotti ordered you?
1470
01:24:04,054 --> 01:24:06,741
Specially for the emperor!
For Nero!
1471
01:24:10,605 --> 01:24:12,197
Come on, Ciccio!
1472
01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:22,047
Hold your bus!
Wait a minute!
1473
01:24:22,803 --> 01:24:24,487
We should in any case take the bus!
1474
01:24:24,627 --> 01:24:26,145
Crazy!
1475
01:24:26,438 --> 01:24:29,203
This bus goes to the Colosseum!
1476
01:24:37,704 --> 01:24:42,476
THE END
1477
01:24:45,188 --> 01:24:48,795
That's your pet - Cassius Ciccio ...
1478
01:24:48,935 --> 01:24:52,126
And with it the laggard Fabio Franco ...
1479
01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:55,637
Arranging historic mess
Rushes together through all this darkness.
1480
01:24:55,777 --> 01:24:59,006
Always together Ciccio and Franco,
Franco and Ciccio!
1481
01:24:59,146 --> 01:25:02,696
They boldly steps forward
And swords over the heads high vzmetayut ...
1482
01:25:02,836 --> 01:25:06,360
Their enemies with shame runs helter-skelter!
1483
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:10,058
A hero centurion exactly mouse shakes!
1484
01:25:10,198 --> 01:25:13,708
And when they hijacked the chariot,
With the triumph flee headlong!
1485
01:25:13,966 --> 01:25:17,277
With the triumph of the chariot hijacked
Franco and Ciccio flee headlong!
1486
01:25:17,534 --> 01:25:21,662
But with the triumph of the chariot hijacked!116521
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