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Anyway, that's how I
escaped from space prison!
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Oh, scary place.
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Wow, Rick! That's-- That's one--
One heck of a story.
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I sure do wish I could have
been there to see it happen.
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Oh, come on.
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Who wants to watch a mad scientist
use handmade sci-fi tools
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to take out highly trained
alien guards
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when we can sit here
and be a family at Shoney's?
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Dad, it's great to have you back,
no matter where we are,
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but wouldn't you like
to go home?
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Emotionally speaking, honey,
Shoney's is my home.
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Yeah, but you just
got out of prison.
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I mean, how much of a step up
from that is--
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Jerry, get out of the booth,
take all your clothes off,
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and fold yourself 12 times.
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You got it.
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Six folds, huh?
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W-W-What, have you guys got me
in a Series 9000?
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You cheap insect [bleep] didn't think
I was worth your best equipment?
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Man, I told the money bugs.
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I said, "You know
who this guy is, right?
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You want me to get intel
out of the smartest mammal
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in the galaxy, you better
give me a decent brainalyzer."
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Well, you might as well
order some pancakes,
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because I don't see the need
to leave this part of my brain.
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Oh, I think you do.
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Eventually, you're either gonna
relax your cerebellum...
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Shoney's...
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or the Series 9000 is
going to turn it into mush.
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Relaxed enough?
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I admire you, Rick.
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When I --
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Rick, here's --
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What's going on?
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It's hard to tell. He may have
manifested some sort of butt.
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He can do that?
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He is the smartest man
in the universe.
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♪
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Corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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I tell ya, the Galactic
Federation taking over Earth --
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Best thing that's ever happened
to this family.
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I just got my sixth promotion
this week,
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and I still don't know
what I do.
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Who cares how high
they promote you?
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Everyone just gets paid
in pills.
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Well, when you're not sure
what you do for a living,
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you can make your own rules.
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Summer, show your father
some respect.
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He's pulling down
a six-chewable figure income.
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I'll get that in a moment.
How are everyone's pills?
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Oh, Morty, you've hardly
touched your pills.
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I kind of had big pills
for lunch, and I
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wasn't gonna eat
any more pills.
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Thank you, Conroy.
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You spoil us, Conroy.
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Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up
with this!
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Stop saying his name!
He abandoned us.
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Willem Dafoe!
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Th-That's the guy I couldn't
think of this morning.
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Don't make my mistake, Summer.
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Don't deify the people
that leave you.
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You'll end up a horse surgeon
in a world controlled by aliens
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whose medicine keeps horses
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healthy forever.
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Horses live longer
than tortoises now.
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Is that what you want
for yourself?
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Maybe I just want you to care
if I run away yelling!
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Who saved room for pill brûlée?
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Ooh!
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I can see why you chose
this family-friendly restaurant
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to represent your cerebellum.
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So safe, so comfortable,
so Shoney's.
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But admit it, Rick -- you're
going crazy cooped up in here.
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Let's go visit some memories.
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Oh, any particular ones?
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You want to see my first boner,
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or should we go straight
to the moment
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I discovered
interdimensional travel?
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Ooh, your little
flappy doodles are twitching.
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Does that mean you're aroused,
or did you just get a signal
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that one of your buddies
found a grape?
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It's arousal.
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Yes, I'd like very much
to visit the memory
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of you inventing
your portal gun.
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Yeah, well, tough titties.
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There's no tougher titty
than a psychotic break, Rick.
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Well, that depends on who breaks
first -- me or the titty.
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Someone special you remember?
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Is that your memory of her
out there --
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Between where you were on 9/11 and
your favorite sports blooper?
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If we stay here, you'll die,
along with all your memories.
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If you take me
where I want to go...
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she'll be there, too,
won't she?
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The day I invented the portal
gun is the day I lost her.
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Oh, that sounds cool.
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I can get what I want
and you can say goodbye.
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Fine, but I'm driving.
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...as an excuse
to strip away our freedom.
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Huh? What are you --
What are you doing?
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Grandpa Rick must have
some secret lab, right?
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With, like, laser guns and
jets packs and a space tank!
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And we can go
break him out of prison!
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Look at these dead flies!
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Maybe if we arrange them
in a certain order,
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it plays a hologram
or it opens a secret door.
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Summer, you're freaking me out.
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I know things have changed
a lot, and I know you miss Rick,
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but getting him back
wouldn't make things better.
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And, you know,
we're not doing so bad.
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We're miserable, Morty!
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There's a mandatory curfew,
their weird calendar made me 47,
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and they weaponized
the Eiffel Tower!
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Hey, I like being 35.
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- I-I can rent a car now.
- Because you suck.
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You've been keeping
your lip zipped about it
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since Grandpa got arrested,
but the fact is,
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you're freaking stoked
to bail on him.
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He bails on everybody!
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He bailed on Mom
when she was a kid!
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He -- He bailed
on tiny planet!
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And in case I never made this clear
to you, Summer, he bailed on you.
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He left you to rot
in a world that he ruined
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because he doesn't care!
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Because nobody's special to him,
Summer, not even himself.
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So, if you really want your
grandpa back, grab a shovel.
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The one that won't let you down
is buried in your backyard!
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You're right!
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What?!
No, I'm not right.
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I-I was using
ghoulish overkill!
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Ghoulish overkill, Summer!
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Oh, God!
Oh, God!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Where are we going?
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To the day it all began...
and ended.
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The moment
that changed everything.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Yeah, I'd like to get
a 10-piece McNugget
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and a bunch
of the Szechuan sauce.
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Like, as much as you're allowed
to give me.
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In 1998, they had this promotion
for the Disney film "Mulan",
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where they --
Where they --
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They created a new sauce
for the McNuggets
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called Szechuan sauce,
and it's delicious!
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And then they got rid of it,
and now it's gone.
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This is the only place we're gonna
be able to try it, is in my memory.
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Rick, you're doing this bit
while your brain is melting.
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Okay.
All right, all right.
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- Is that...
- Me.
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I used to wear blue pants.
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When'd you make the leap
to interdimensional travel?
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I didn't.
I did.
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't us.
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You know the worst part
about inventing teleportation?
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Suddenly, you're able to travel
the whole galaxy,
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and the first thing
you learn is,
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you're the last guy
to invent teleportation.
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Fortunately, you're about to invent
something much more powerful.
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What?
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Summer, nobody has
to know about that.
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We could put it right back
and pretend we never saw it,
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like we did
with Dad's mannequin leg.
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Fine, stay here.
I'll rescue Grandpa myself.
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- And how are you gonna do that?
- I don't know yet.
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I'll make it up as I go.
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That's what Grandpa Rick does.
That's what heroes do.
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Y-You want to see
what a hero Rick is?
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I-I'll bring you somewhere,
Summer.
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- Um...
- My goodness, children.
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Relinquish
the illegal technology
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to the nearest
Federation representative.
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And then
we'll all play Balderdash.
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♪
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Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh! My goo--
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Oh, my God.
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I have that exact same top.
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What is this place?
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And what's with
"Hunger Games" Summer?
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That's my sister.
This used to be my home.
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Imagine doing
anything you want,
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then hopping to a timeline
where you never did it.
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Imagine going anywhere,
anytime,
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with nobody able to stop you.
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Sounds lonely.
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Lonely? Dude,
you have yourself --
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Your infinite selves.
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It's a nonstop party where all the
guests are the only person we like.
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You think it's cool
being the smartest man on Earth,
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but once we give you
this technology,
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you become the smartest thing
in every conceivable universe --
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The Infinite Rick, a god.
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Eh, pass.
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Excuse me?
Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
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Who do you think you are?
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A different kind of Rick,
I guess.
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Well, we'll see how long
that lasts.
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I heard sci-fi noises.
Did you make a breakthrough?
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Sort of.
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I just took
a long look at myself,
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and I don't think this
science thing is gonna pay off.
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Well, why don't I get Beth
and we'll go out for ice cream?
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That, Dianne,
is the last great idea
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that will ever be had
in this garage.
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Good roasted Cronenberg,
I assume.
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Mom, you're looking... feral.
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I can't believe Rick did this.
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These are the parts
of Rick's adventures
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you don't get to see --
The parts he leaves behind.
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All right,
it's been great, guys.
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I really only wanted to stop by
here for a quick "I told ya so".
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- So, uh...
- Looking for this?
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- What are you doing with that?!
- It stinks of Rick.
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No! Why?!
Why would you do that?!
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W-W-What is the matter
with you people?!
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You can never leave.
She cannot remain.
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She stinks of Rick.
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Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
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I'm Morty C-137.
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We detected a compromised
portal gun. Where is your Rick?
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- He's in prison.
- Summer.
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He got captured
by the Federation
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and we were going to
rescue him.
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Very troubling.
We can't risk Citadel secrets
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falling into
the Federation's hands.
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We'll dispatch S.E.A.L.
Team Ricks immediately
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to break into the prison
holding C-137.
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- Boo-yah.
- And assassinate him.
227
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,669
Boo-nah?
228
00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:01,473
Come on, girls!
The ice cream's gonna melt.
229
00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,854
Nooooooo!
230
00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,690
Wow.
This sauce is [bleep] amazing.
231
00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,158
You said it was promoting
a movie?
232
00:09:23,654 --> 00:09:26,188
Carry the three, add a two.
233
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,058
I got it.
I [bleep] got it.
234
00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,527
Whoa.
I-Is that it, the portal gun?
235
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,629
Yeah.
That's the three lines of math
236
00:09:33,631 --> 00:09:36,999
that separates my life as a man
from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
237
00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,434
Awesome-possum.
238
00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:41,270
Mission Control,
you getting this?
239
00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:44,039
Holy shit, yes!
Yes, we got it! Yeah!
240
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,009
Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember
to shut off the brainalyzer.
241
00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:49,411
Actually, I think
it shuts off automatically
242
00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:50,813
once your brain is liquid.
243
00:09:50,815 --> 00:09:52,014
Don't know, don't care.
244
00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,916
Pull me out.
245
00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:55,751
Hey, pull me out.
Can you hear me?
246
00:09:55,753 --> 00:09:57,686
- Nope, they cannot.
- Why not?
247
00:09:57,688 --> 00:10:00,622
Because the code you just uploaded
wasn't actually my portal-gun formula,
248
00:10:00,624 --> 00:10:03,459
it was a virus giving me full
control over the brainalyzer.
249
00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,127
What are you talking about?
This is a memory.
250
00:10:05,129 --> 00:10:07,029
Y-You can't alter details
of a memory.
251
00:10:07,031 --> 00:10:09,231
True, but you can alter
anything you want
252
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,667
about a totally fabricated
origin story.
253
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,370
It's a trap! Abort!
I'm still in his Shoney's!
254
00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,338
Repeat -- we never left
his Shoney's!
255
00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:18,640
Mission accomplished, boys.
Pull me out.
256
00:10:18,642 --> 00:10:19,875
Roger that.
257
00:10:19,877 --> 00:10:21,076
Okay, have fun in what's left
of my brain.
258
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,444
I'm gonna transfer to yours.
259
00:10:22,446 --> 00:10:24,446
Oh, there's not enough room
for all my genius,
260
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,482
so I'm leaving you with
my fear of wicker furniture,
261
00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:27,983
my desire to play the trumpet,
262
00:10:27,985 --> 00:10:29,485
my tentative plans
to purchase a hat,
263
00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:31,153
and six years
of improv workshops.
264
00:10:31,155 --> 00:10:32,521
Comedy comes in threes.
265
00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:34,123
It's a trap! Abort!
We never left his --
266
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,394
No!
267
00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:42,364
Another day, another dollar.
268
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:43,966
Am I great insect creature
or what?!
269
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:46,769
Congratulations, Agent.
You'll be highly commended for this.
270
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,837
Always wait for permission
to feel accomplishment.
271
00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:51,240
That's my motto. One thing
still perplexes me --
272
00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:53,042
Why would Rick Sanchez
turn himself in?
273
00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:55,511
Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug,
but it's possible Rick knew
274
00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,279
he'd be interrogated
at this facility,
275
00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,516
where we not only keep our most
wanted, but our most sensitive data.
276
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:02,317
Anyone here with level-nine
access could
277
00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:04,053
I don't know,
collapse a government.
278
00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:05,454
I'm just gonna go take a dump.
279
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,523
Is it cool if I use
the level-nine bathroom?
280
00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,958
W-W-What's the level-nine
master access code again?
281
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,494
Oh, that's easy --
8-3...
282
00:11:12,496 --> 00:11:13,529
Yeah!
283
00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:15,197
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
in the house!
284
00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:18,767
Hi, Rick.
285
00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:20,202
Bye, Rick.
286
00:11:24,108 --> 00:11:25,741
D-99, y-you okay?
287
00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:30,479
I'm bummed I didn't get to give
that insect dick a test-drive.
288
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,381
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
T-The Council of Ricks sent us.
289
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:33,582
We have your Morty and Summer.
290
00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,084
They're prisoners
on the Citadel.
291
00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:36,418
Great!
292
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,720
Security breach in room 6755.
293
00:11:38,722 --> 00:11:41,156
Lovely. Not only
is my plan screwed up,
294
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,658
I also forgot how to improvise.
295
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,626
All security people approach.
296
00:11:44,628 --> 00:11:45,761
Security breach.
297
00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:54,603
A city of Grandpas?
298
00:11:54,605 --> 00:11:56,338
It's the Citadel of Ricks.
299
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,140
All the different Ricks
from all the different realities
300
00:11:58,142 --> 00:11:59,808
got together to hide here
from the government.
301
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,577
But if every Rick
hates the government,
302
00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:03,045
why would they hate Grandpa?
303
00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,047
Because Ricks hate themselves
the most.
304
00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:07,749
And our Rick
is the most... himself.
305
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:09,051
Not anymore, homey.
306
00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:10,486
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
turned his unibrow
307
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,921
into two brows --
With a bullet.
308
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,992
- Your Rick's dead!
- Your Rick's dead!
309
00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:19,194
♪
310
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,564
Sir, Rick D-99 is returning
from the mission alone.
311
00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:25,634
Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
suffered heavy casualties.
312
00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:26,902
Bring him in.
313
00:12:26,904 --> 00:12:29,771
He says he'll only talk to
a Rick with higher clearance.
314
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:31,507
La-di-da.
Give me that.
315
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:35,043
D-99, this is the commander in
chief of the Citadel's militia.
316
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,146
Go --
Good enough.
317
00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:41,650
He's a spy. Blow him up.
I'm gonna go take a shit.
318
00:12:41,652 --> 00:12:45,487
Operating an unregistered portal gun,
radicalizing a Summer,
319
00:12:45,489 --> 00:12:47,156
conspiring with
a traitorous Rick.
320
00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:48,357
How do you plead?
321
00:12:48,359 --> 00:12:49,791
How is this a fair trial?
322
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,293
O-Our lawyer is a Morty.
323
00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,595
It's not fair, you have no
rights, and he's not a lawyer.
324
00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:55,330
We just keep him here
because he's fun.
325
00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:56,732
Look at him go.
326
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,866
Ha ha, yeah!
327
00:12:57,868 --> 00:13:00,402
We'll be lenient
if you renounce your Rick.
328
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,837
What say you, Summer?
329
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,038
I say [bleep] you!
330
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,640
My grandpa was my hero.
331
00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:06,475
You killed him because
you were jealous of him.
332
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:08,143
That's pretty obvious
from the haircuts.
333
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:10,445
So do what you want to me,
but let my brother go.
334
00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:12,080
He already renounced Rick.
335
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,248
Morty?
336
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,683
What?
337
00:13:14,685 --> 00:13:17,286
N-No, I don't want to see
your Pog collection.
338
00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,655
I don't renounce Rick,
and I never have.
339
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:22,157
I was just trying
to protect my sister.
340
00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:23,825
I wanted you to have
a normal life.
341
00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:25,794
That's something you can't have
when Rick shows up.
342
00:13:25,796 --> 00:13:28,597
Everything real turns fake.
Everything right is wrong.
343
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,366
All you know is that you know
nothing and he knows everything.
344
00:13:31,368 --> 00:13:34,136
And, well -- well,
he's not a villain, Summer,
345
00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:35,871
but he shouldn't be your hero.
346
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:39,208
He's more like a demon
or a super [bleep]up god.
347
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,476
Let's not suck the ghost
of his [bleep] too hard.
348
00:13:41,478 --> 00:13:43,011
He was a terrorist,
and now he's dead.
349
00:13:43,013 --> 00:13:44,980
Oh, yeah? If you think
my Rick's dead, he's alive.
350
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,149
And if you think you're safe,
he's coming for you!
351
00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:54,957
Hey, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing in here?
352
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,459
This area's for teleporting
the entire Citadel
353
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,095
to somewhere else
using only buttons and dials.
354
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:01,730
Yeah, well, it's a bad idea
355
00:14:01,732 --> 00:14:04,600
to have it designed
that way then, isn't it?
356
00:14:09,707 --> 00:14:11,640
What the [bleep]?!
357
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,209
We just teleported into
a galactic federal prison.
358
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:16,712
I'm gonna go take a shit.
359
00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:18,146
Order in the court!
360
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,948
Whoa! What the hell?!
Oh, my God!
361
00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:25,487
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
362
00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:31,126
Whoa!
363
00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,628
Whoa!
364
00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:43,372
The Citadel's been teleported
to Federation space.
365
00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:45,907
It's doomed.
This has to be C-137, you guys.
366
00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,643
- What are we gonna do?!
- You know he's coming for us.
367
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,878
All right, calm down!
We have his Summer as a hostage.
368
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,013
Obviously, I get her.
369
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,548
You guys play Rick, Laser,
Scissors for the Morty.
370
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:58,153
- W-W-What the hell is that?
- Payback.
371
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,257
Grandpa Rick!
372
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:03,859
- Duh!
- You're alive!
373
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,436
Rick!
374
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,961
Morty, take this.
You're gonna need it later.
375
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:12,401
- Hold on, hold on.
- Whoa!
376
00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:14,036
That's enough, Rick.
377
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,804
What -- What's this
supposed to accomplish?
378
00:15:15,806 --> 00:15:17,806
We have infinite grandkids.
379
00:15:17,808 --> 00:15:19,775
You're trying to use Disney bucks
at a Caesar's Palace here.
380
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:22,377
That's a bluff.
He's bluffing, sir. He loves me.
381
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,913
You're a rogue Rick --
Irrational, passionate.
382
00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:27,616
You love your grandkids.
You came to rescue them.
383
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,451
I came to kill you, bro.
384
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:30,986
That's not even
my original Summer.
385
00:15:30,988 --> 00:15:32,821
Oh, my God. He's not bluffing.
He's not bluffing!
386
00:15:32,823 --> 00:15:34,790
- R-Rick?
- Why not shoot through her?
387
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,059
20 yards, nine-gauge
plasma pistol,
388
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,494
My first shot would liquify
her insides and injure you,
389
00:15:39,496 --> 00:15:41,163
second shot adds recoil.
390
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,365
The risk to me is minimized
if I wait for you to shoot her,
391
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,766
which I'm encouraging
you to do.
392
00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:46,335
- What the [bleep]?!
- Or let her go,
393
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:48,103
which I will reward
with a quicker death.
394
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:49,705
Because you love her!
395
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:52,441
Because it's incentive for you
to give me my cleanest shot,
396
00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:54,109
which will be your
least painful death.
397
00:15:54,111 --> 00:15:56,611
But if you want to die slower
than that, I'm super into it.
398
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:58,613
All you got to do to get
that started is kill the girl.
399
00:15:58,615 --> 00:16:00,982
- I hate you!
- Not an issue, sweetie.
400
00:16:00,984 --> 00:16:02,851
That's enough!
Drop the gun, Rick!
401
00:16:02,853 --> 00:16:04,720
Morty, I know you're too stupid
to get this,
402
00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,388
but you're really [bleep]
this up right now.
403
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,924
I'm not letting you let my
sister die! Drop the gun!
404
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,926
I wasn't gonna let her die,
you [bleep] moron!
405
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,094
- Ha!
- Aww.
406
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,762
The point is he thought
I was going to.
407
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,163
I totally did, by the way.
408
00:16:15,165 --> 00:16:17,933
- You're a [bleep] moron, Morty.
- Morty, you [bleep] idiot!
409
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,634
You're a serious
[bleep] idiot, Morty!
410
00:16:19,636 --> 00:16:21,203
You basically killed us all!
411
00:16:21,205 --> 00:16:23,325
- You're the worst!
- You're as dumb as a bag of sand.
412
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,379
Who's stupid now, bitch?!
413
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,414
Morty, we just got him back!
414
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,150
That was amazing, Morty.
415
00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:36,518
Oh, my God.
Wow.
416
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,853
Okay, let's wrap this...
417
00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:41,256
Good job, Morty.
Let's go, kids.
418
00:16:41,258 --> 00:16:42,591
What?!
What happened?
419
00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:44,326
Oldest Rick trick in the book.
420
00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:46,428
"Fake gun,
shoot me in standoff."
421
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:47,696
- Brilliant.
- Ha, yeah.
422
00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:50,232
G-Good thing I saw that note.
423
00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:53,268
♪
424
00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:58,273
Can't we just portal home?
425
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,008
Not until I finish
what I started.
426
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:04,446
And that is how you get level-nine
access without a password.
427
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:06,181
Freeze!
428
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:08,049
Employee of the month,
ladies and gentlemen.
429
00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:10,152
So, what are you doing
with level-nine access anyways?
430
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,954
- Destroying the galactic government.
- Awesome!
431
00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:15,023
Are you going to set all their
nukes to target each other?
432
00:17:15,025 --> 00:17:16,825
Ooh, or -- or reprogram
their military portals
433
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,493
to disintegrate
their entire space fleet?
434
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,529
Good pitches, kids.
I'm almost proud.
435
00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:22,831
But watch closely as Grandpa
topples an empire
436
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,167
by changing a one...
to a zero.
437
00:17:28,972 --> 00:17:31,573
Mr. President, the Blemflarck's
value just dropped to nothing.
438
00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:32,409
What do you mean?
439
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,910
I mean, our single
centralized galactic currency
440
00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:38,713
just went from being worth one
of itself to zero of itself.
441
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:40,582
Calm down, people.
442
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:42,951
Deploy the galactic militia
and declare martial law.
443
00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:43,952
Yes, sir.
444
00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:45,821
Uh, what should I
pay them with?
445
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:48,723
Their payment is the honor
they'll feel to serve their --
446
00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,725
Wait. Who's paying me
to yell at this guy?
447
00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:53,161
I can answer that --
For money.
448
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,663
I never thought I'd live to see
this day.
449
00:17:54,665 --> 00:17:56,031
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen!
450
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,500
There's a solution here
you're not seeing.
451
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,705
- Give me your jacket!
- Give me those pants!
452
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:11,746
There's
no rich people or poor people!
453
00:18:11,748 --> 00:18:13,482
I want more jackets!
454
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:16,184
He who controls the pants
controls the galaxy!
455
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:34,603
No longer will the insects
have domain over surface world!
456
00:18:42,479 --> 00:18:44,779
Jerry, what the hell
is happening?!
457
00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:46,882
The galactic government
collapsed.
458
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,116
Are you okay?
459
00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:49,784
Look, I-I'm not proud to share
this, but the truth is,
460
00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:51,553
I just kept crawling,
and it kept working.
461
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,355
Oh, I'm glad you're okay.
462
00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:57,425
Are we ever going to stop paying
for indulging your father?
463
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,328
Our children, our planet,
our jobs?
464
00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:01,796
Is there anything left to lose?
465
00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:04,165
Just each other,
and I'll never let you go.
466
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:07,269
And I'm so sorry
I ever did this to us.
467
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:10,138
Guess who dismantled
the government?
468
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,107
- Please don't leave me again.
- I never will, baby.
469
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,075
I was right.
He turned himself in on purpose.
470
00:19:14,077 --> 00:19:15,477
It was all part of his plan!
471
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,045
Jerry, is there any
light beer left?
472
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,813
It's insane what you miss
in prison.
473
00:19:18,815 --> 00:19:20,815
Um... okay.
No.
474
00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:22,918
No, no, no.
Foot down time.
475
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,519
No, you're right.
Where's the vodka?
476
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,755
Beth, it's him or me!
477
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,627
Seems like you guys
need some privacy.
478
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,930
I'll, uh --
I'll be in the garage.
479
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:40,368
What the [bleep]!
Not cool, Jerry!
480
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:44,172
A man's garage is his castle.
481
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:53,582
Jerry's going to...
spend some time...
482
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:54,849
divorced.
483
00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:56,551
Oh, I-I'm sorry
to hear that, sweetie.
484
00:19:56,553 --> 00:19:57,953
I hope I had nothing
to do with that.
485
00:19:57,955 --> 00:20:00,722
Oh, God, Dad, that is not
your burden to bear.
486
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:03,558
I feel terrible
that I misjudged you.
487
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,360
This is gonna be good for Jerry.
488
00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:07,295
- For everybody.
- For everybody.
489
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,465
I better tend to Jerry
490
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:13,101
before he changes his mind
and doesn't move out.
491
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:15,470
I will leave you two
to your adventures.
492
00:20:15,472 --> 00:20:17,172
Oh, my God.
Nancy says
493
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,674
they're drawing and quartering
aliens in the school courtyard,
494
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,977
and it technically counts
as patriotism.
495
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:24,913
Geez! Are my parents seriously
gonna get divorced?
496
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:26,348
All right, Rick,
I'm gonna go to my --
497
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,183
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
498
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,752
We've got adventures to go on,
Morty -- just you and me --
499
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,821
And sometimes your sister
and sometimes your mom,
500
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:34,322
but never your dad.
501
00:20:34,324 --> 00:20:35,824
You want to know why, Morty?
Because he crossed me.
502
00:20:35,826 --> 00:20:37,659
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
503
00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:39,127
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
504
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:41,096
Welcome to the darkest year
of our adventures.
505
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:43,632
First thing that's different --
No more Dad, Morty.
506
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:45,166
He threatened to turn me in
to the government,
507
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:47,235
so I made him
and the government go away.
508
00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:48,503
Oh [bleep]!
509
00:20:48,505 --> 00:20:50,872
I've replaced them both
as the de facto patriarch
510
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,607
of your family
and your universe.
511
00:20:52,609 --> 00:20:54,509
Your mom wouldn't have
accepted me if I came home...
512
00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:56,077
...without you
and your sister,
513
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:57,912
so now you know the real
reason I rescued you.
514
00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,481
I just took over the family,
Morty, and if you tell your mom...
515
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:01,616
or sister I said any of this,
I'll deny it,
516
00:21:01,618 --> 00:21:03,151
You're gonna deny it and they'll take
my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
517
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:04,653
And now you're gonna
have to go...
518
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,321
...and do whatever I say,
Morty, forever!
519
00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:08,223
And I'll -- I'll go out
and I'll find some more of that
520
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,326
"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki
dipping sauce, Morty.
521
00:21:11,328 --> 00:21:12,091
What are you talking about?
522
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:13,728
Because that's that's what
this is all about, Morty.
523
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,330
- Szechuan?
- That's my one-armed man!
524
00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:17,465
I'm not driven by avenging
my dead family, Morty!
525
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,767
That was fake.
526
00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:20,301
I-I-I'm driven by finding
that McNugget sauce.
527
00:21:20,303 --> 00:21:22,604
I want that "Mulan"
McNugget sauce, Morty!
528
00:21:22,606 --> 00:21:23,905
- That's my series arc, Morty.
- What the hell?
529
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,207
If it takes nine seasons,
530
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,843
I want my McNugget dipping
sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
531
00:21:28,845 --> 00:21:30,779
That's what's gonna take us all
the way to the end, Morty.
532
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,380
Season -- Nine more
seasons, Morty.
533
00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:34,816
Nine more seasons until I get
that dipping Szechuan sauce.
534
00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:36,785
- What is that?!
- For 97 more years, Morty!
535
00:21:36,787 --> 00:21:37,986
What are you talking about?!
536
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:39,654
I want that McNugget sauce,
Morty!
537
00:21:39,656 --> 00:21:42,257
♪
538
00:21:42,281 --> 00:21:48,281
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539
00:22:14,858 --> 00:22:16,057
Is it ready?
540
00:22:16,059 --> 00:22:17,625
Yes.
We can bring it online now.
541
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,027
Do it.
542
00:22:22,365 --> 00:22:25,133
I am Phoenix Person.
543
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,168
Phoenix Person?
Is that what we settled on?
544
00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:29,170
I thought we all agreed
on Cyber Bird.
545
00:22:29,172 --> 00:22:30,872
You said you didn't care
what he was called
546
00:22:30,874 --> 00:22:32,407
as long as we brought him back.
547
00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:33,875
Yeah, but Phoenix Person?
548
00:22:33,877 --> 00:22:35,477
Fine [bleep] it.
Who cares?
549
00:22:36,713 --> 00:22:38,680
Ka-kaw!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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