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Yeah, boy, the Peanuts are going to nationals!

-All: (cheering) Go, Peanuts! -Yeah!

Tess, it was so amazing when you hit that

oh, thing, after you did the uh, uh, uh, turn, uh, thing.

-The other team was like, "Aw," and we were like... -Both: "Aah!"

So, where in the nation are nationals?

-Somewhere sunny, I hope. -Yeah.

Any chance we can get some surf and sand with our pick and roll?

-Ooh! (chuckles) -Get it?

Well, you sun worshipers will be pleased to learn

that this year's nationals are in Miami.

-(screaming) -Both: Miami!

-Yeah! -♪ Do do do do do do, yes! ♪

-So I guess you guys wanna come? -No doubt about it.

-(giggles) -Mom, you, uh, signing up to be a chaperone?

Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm, I'm signing up for a new bathing suit.

-Mama need to look good. -Yeah! (clapping)

- ♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪

-♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪ - ♪ Learning how to fly ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

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Yo, I am so excited for nationals,

but we have to get there first.

Any ideas on how we can raise $5,000 by Monday?

Well, we did a car wash for band camp and raised a bunch of money.

-(rain pouring outside) -Look outside, raindrop.

It's been pouring all week.

Well, why do you have to raise so much money all of a sudden?

I mean, can't the school help?

We're the Peanuts. We didn't expect to win.

Plus, budget cuts.

The school has to repair a lot of weather damage,

and nationals aren't really high on their priority lists.

That is because this country refuses to put global warming

high on the priority list, and look at us now.

Not the time. Gotcha.

Wait, what about a live stream?

I mean, we could set up a camera, people could perform,

and then the viewers can donate.

Maybe there could even be phone lines.

-Who uses those? -Old people.

Oy gevalt, bubbe. Yes.

Yes, we're coming to Miami. Uh-huh.

Oh, I can't wait to pinch your shayna punim.

Well, I'm ready to help.

My magic act is tight.

Speaking of, Booker, what's behind your ear?

Nothing.

Or is there?

(blows)

-Whoa. -Ah, finders keepers.

Hey, Tess, do you want to try to bring back The Chi-Lective to perform?

Oh, no. I am team captain, now.

I need Coach Spitz to see that I'm serious about the team.

Well, we've got your back. Don't worry.

Why don't you kids strategize like this

when rent is due every month?

You know what I mean? Like, where's my backup?

Where's my live streaming team?

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Coach Spitz, as team captain,

I'm gonna treat this fundraiser just like my baby.

That's what I like to hear, O'Malley.

In that case, nurture this fundraiser.

Feed and burp it.

'Cause if we don't raise $5,000 today,

the Peanuts are roasted.

Yo, we still have $5,000 left to raise,

but we've got this.

You know it. Everything's gonna go fine.

Lil Lo-Lo: Speaking of fine...

-So he's still cheesin', huh? -All day, every day.

Hey, Lloyd. You got an act prepped for today?

Ah, I don't really do acts.

I'm here to support my team, and provide my services as...

(grunts)

The host with the most.

You love a backflip, don't you?

They're kinda my thing.

Well, hosting is kinda my thing.

since the livestream telethon was my idea.

So, thanks, little man, but I got this.

I don't really care who's got this.

As long as it gets done. You feel?

I won't let my team, or my queen, down.

(whooshing)

Did you just have a vision? Is everything gonna go great?

Yes, yes, exactly. Everything's, everything's gonna go great.

-Dope. -(laughing)

(whispers): Everything is not gonna go great.

I just had a vision of Tess crying.

We have to make sure this live stream goes off without a glitch.

-Yeah. -Just relax.

I'll make all your worries disappear.

Magician joke. You wouldn't get it.

And I have been prepping my makeup artist tutorials, and trust me,

they will be the highlight of the live stream. (chuckles)

It's a makeup artist joke. You wouldn't get it.

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Baxter-Carter-Graysons.

Thanks for coming to help out.

-Oh, the mamas are ready. -Yeah!

Anything to help us get to Miami.

Yeah, anything to help the kids get to Miami.

Right, right. Anything to help the kids get to Miami.

Glad to hear it.

Now, phone duty's not an easy job,

so use this script. It has all the major talking points.

-(both laughing) -(paper crumpling)

-Can we please? -(laughing)

-Please! I think we know how to answer phones, Coach. -Okay?

Don't worry about it, Coach, all right? We got this.

Well, all right, then. Show me what you got.

(phone rings)

Hello? Go Peanuts!

(gasps) Oh, hey, girl! Yeah!

No. Mm-mm. They got me off camera.

-Yeah, you know it's always about the kids. -Mm.

If they really wanted to make some money,

you know what they would do. That's right, girl.

That's right. They'd put me center stage. Yes!

-(phone rings) -Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! This is Chelsea. Go, Peanuts.

(clears throat) Yeah.

Yeah, well, I guess I don't have renter's insurance.

Yeah, my credit card number's 5-5-5-6-7--

Hello? Hello? (scoffs) Rude.

-Okay, you did that. (clears throat) -Yeah.

Hey, ladies? You gotta stay focused.

Okay? This is like a reality show.

You're not here to make friends, or buy renter's insurance.

You're here to raise money for nationals.

(hisses)

We know what we're here for.

-You don't have to coach-splain us. -Mm-hmm.

-Right? Right. -That's right. Yeah.

-Both: Go, Peanuts! -Ha! (chuckles)

But we do need renter's insurance, right?

Well, call 'em back!

(rain pouring)

So, Olivia, starting center for the Peanuts,

and aspiring model, will be helping me with my demonstration.

Step one: use primer

to create the perfect canvas.

Sorry, Olivia. An even more perfect canvas.

Things are looking pretty good.

Heck, yeah, they are.

-I'm talking about the money, Lloyd. -Yes.

If we keep this pace, we'll be at the nationals in no time.

Look at the before and after.

What a transformation.

Now, when we come back, blush, to make him blush.

Hey. You're watching the Yo! Fund Me live stream

for the Fighting Peanuts.

And boy, have we got a show for you.

You've seen Nia Baxter-Carter's makeup mastery.

-Now, it's time for-- -Your boy Lo-Lo.

I can't wait for you guys to see

what we have in store for you.

-What are you doing? -I'm just trying to add a little star power, bruh.

No offense, but, you're a little dry.

-I'm a little dry? -Yeah.

I'll have you know I host

all of my family's impromptu competitions.

And no one has ever accused me of being dry.

Look, I just want to make sure Tess gets the very best.

So we agree everything needs to go right today.

Which is why I need to be the host.

And you should leave it to the professionals.

Heh. Yeah, yeah. That's my thing.

If, if, if you guys are done doing rhythmic gymnastics,

I'm ready to demonstrate my ball handling.

-Okay. -(ball thudding)

-(water pouring) -(Booker sputtering)

Now, what, what, uh, what is this?

Put someone else on.

I'll go grab some buckets and things will be okay.

So that's why they're spending so much money

on weather damage repair. Ugh.

Climate change, am I right?

Oh, come on! This is totally the time to talk about it!

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(phones ringing)

(rain pouring outside)

Booker, I know you had a vision, but don't worry.

Once everyone sees me escape from this straight jacket,

-the donations will come pouring in. -Okay.

Levi, are you sure about this?

Hey, who's the magician here?

Lock me up and throw away the key.

-Well, maybe we shouldn't-- -Throw away the key!

-(key clatters) -Hey, you guys good?

Perfect. Nia just threw away the key.

I'm gonna escape from this straight jacket.

Tess, it's almost time for your jump shot tutorial. Are you ready?

No. Just slide someone else in my spot.

I don't think we have enough buckets,

so I had to use some of the recycling bins.

(gasps)

Don't worry. I'll put 'em back, okay?

Okay, well, if you need anything, we're right--

Hey, I'm team captain.

I know how to manage my team, so I can handle any problem.

(grunting)

Levi, you okay?

This is all part of the trick. Building suspense.

Also, I have to pee. Where's that key again?

We threw it away, remember?

Per your request?

Uh, y-yep. I-I don't need it.

-Hmm. -I'm gonna move away, though,

'cause this tricking water is confusing my bladder.

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-How'd you do, Chels? -Not good, Rae. Not good.

Seven bucks. And two of 'em, I stole from your wallet.

How'd you do?

I, I only got five. People are so stingy.

Whoa! Fifty dollars? You just made me holler.

How 'bout that? Mm.

-Fifty dollars? -Calm down, Chels.

He probably got it from his mama.

What? Another hundred dollars? Okay.

What? How rich is his mama?

How's it going over there, ladies? I hear phones ringing,

but I don't see money cha-chingin'.

(chuckles) Everything's going great.

All right, well, if you want, I can show you how it's done.

No, you don't have to show us anything, all right?

-We are raking in the dough over here. -Yeah.

It's just coming in, you know.

What does he have that we don't have?

-A script. -(paper rustling)

Come on, Rae. That's right.

Listen, we can't let Coach think he can beat us.

-No, that is our job. -Yeah.

-So roll up your sleeves, Chels. -Uh-huh.

We got two chairs in Miami just waitin' for us. Well.

-With umbrellas? -Yeah.

With umbrellas. And people.

-Just walking by feeding us grapes. -(Chelsea gasps)

-Red or green grapes? -Don't be caught in the details, Chels.

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(flute playing off-key)

Is it just me, or is he really bad at this?

Yeah, it's definitely not just you.

I gotta go back in.

Olivia! Time to highlight! (chuckles)

Hey, hey, Jason, great job.

Yeah, you definitely have a gift.

You just need to unwrap it.

Off camera.

How you doin' there, Tess?

I don't know, Levi.

It's a real slip-and-slide up in here.

I would give you a hand,

but I'm a little tied up here right now. Ha, ha!

This is not the time for jokes, Houdini.

Oh, my gosh. You are runway-ready.

Now, let's just finish this look off with a matte lip.

(dings)

Wow.

If being president doesn't work out,

I could just become a makeup artist.

Nah, who am I kidding? President's definitely gonna work out.

Nia Baxter-Carter, 2048.

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(phone ringing)

Go for Spitz at the Carver Peanuts live stream telethon.

-(phone clicks) -Coach Spitz: A hundred dollars?

Oh, that's very generous.

What? He is like freakishly good at this.

Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well, he's not better than me.

Watch and learn. I'm about to sprinkle some Raven

-on this script. -Okay.

(phone rings)

Hello?

Go for Raven at the Carver Peanuts live stream telethon.

Do you care about the dreams of children?

Girl, that pledge will only give one dream.

I said "dreams"!

(phone ringing)

Hello, yes, yes. Go for "insert name"

at the Carver Peanuts live stream telethon.

Do you care about the dreams of children? (clears throat)

Um. (clears throat) You know what, sir? I had a dream.

I did once. I did. I was the lead

in the traveling company

of "Bats: Love is Blind."

And if we only had the support of a sponsor like you,

we could have made it to the Broadway.

Listen, listen. Let me tell you a story, all right?

It's about a girl with hoop dreams.

She lived across the hall from a successful...

talented entrepreneur.

Let's just call her "Maven."

A hundred and fifty dollars? (chuckling) Well...

To stop talking. Okay, great. Thanks so much.

Three hundred dollars?

Three hundred dollars? We'll take it!

-Yeah! -Put it on the board.

I'm your man with the plan, Booker Baxter-Carter.

And I'm the boss with the sauce, Lil Lo-Lo.

And you...

just heard a dramatic monologue by Nakeita Evans.

Or what some might call...

a moving soliloquy.

But, um, ha, coming up next,

we have Levi--

Not yet, not yet. Give me five more minutes.

Okay, well, while we're waiting for our magician to get ready,

I-I have a joke. (chuckles)

Uh, why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from that old joke and to get to some fresh ones

-across the street? -(both chuckling)

This guy.

Hey, hey. Why, why, why don't you go somewhere?

Fine. The talents need to take five anyway.

I'll be in my dressing room.

It's the janitor's closet.

Hey, uh, Nia, the audience loves you.

-Get back out here. -Nia, Nia, Nia. Do not get back out there.

I can't afford to lose another player.

Tess, what are you talking about?

Thanks to your makeup tutorials,

Olivia got discovered on our live stream,

and was offered a modeling contract.

She's not going to Miami.

-She's filming a commercial in Michigan. -No way!

No way.

No. No, if she was gonna give up on the team that easily,

I did you a favor.

Well, now our team has no starting center,

and we still have $2,000 left to raise.

Oh, and the gym is sinking further below sea level.

All right, everyone. Let's welcome back

everyone's favorite flautist,

Jason.

(playing off-key)

Look, don't worry, Tess.

Don't cry. We can fix this.

I'm not crying. I'm just irritated

that you can't stop fighting with Lil Lo-Lo long enough

to announce people.

And you can't even get out of that straight jacket!

I'm trying! The MeTube video made this look so easy.

-(yells) -(thuds)

Well, now I'm covered in rain water,

and my shoes are making weird noises.

-(squeaking) -Ugh.

If one more thing goes wrong,

-we're not gonna be able-- -(thunder crashes)

(electricity crackles, powers down)

Hello? Hello?

(flute trilling off-key)

Thanks, Jason.

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Well, power's out.

Guess that's the end of the live stream.

The first time the Peanuts have made it to nationals in forever,

and we can't even go.

I'm such a failure.

Tess, you're doing a great job.

This is a big event, and we raised a decent amount of money.

But not enough.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Tess.

-You can't control the weather. -But as team captain,

I should be able to.

I heard myself.

I'm a little out of control.

Tess, you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

And yes, I know that's hilarious, coming from me.

Look, Tess, you're the captain.

-But you're the captain of a team. -Mm-hmm.

And we're part of your team, too.

We can help you.

-Just tag us in. -(Nia chuckles)

-(lights powering on) -(Booker chuckles)

-Tess, it's a sign. -(phone ringing)

-We can't give up now. -Yes.

We can still get that live stream back on track.

How?

I mean, look at this mess.

-I'll handle the buckets. -Ooh. I'll mop.

-And host. -Mm.

Levi?

Look, I'm doing the best I can.

-(phones ringing) -(indistinct chatter)

Okay. We're back on live.

Let's see how it goes.

Oh, great. The power outage must have messed up the money counter.

Check it out.

Look, I am on our Yo! Fund Me page, and look at these comments.

They can't believe that the Peanuts made it to nationals

playing in a run-down gym like this.

-They're donating. -Should we clean up a little more?

No. No, no. These leaks are playing great with our audience.

I know what else is playing great with our audience.

Lil Lo-Lo.

What's up, chicken jokes?

Look, I need you by my side, bruh.

So you finally realized you can't do this without me, huh?

Ha! I didn't say that.

We're like Steph and Klay.

And I've got a lot of great ideas.

Are your ideas just a bunch of backflips?

Wow. That's better than what I had.

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This next act is like nothing you've ever seen before.

It requires skill. And dexterity.

And a little bit of this.

(grunts)

Eh!

Please join us in introducing...

Philip, the phenomenal flipper.

Whoa. He's done it.

I can't believe it, folks.

A two-hander. That's one for the record books.

Don't, don't embarrass yourself, bruh.

He's over here trying to out-flip water.

Both: Thank you for your generous donation.

(both sighing)

I think that is it for me, Chels. I am exhausted.

Yep. Right?

We fought hard, you know? And we raised a lot of money.

Yeah, but, was it enough?

-Did we beat Coach Spitz? -Oh.

I don't think we'll ever find out, and you know what?

-I'm too tired to care. -Yeah. (clears throat)

-Ladies. -Both: Hey!

-What are you here for, to gloat? -(chuckling)

I just came to thank you for your incredible dedication today.

You two raised $2,000.

Both (screaming): Yes! Yes! Yes!

-We did that. -Yeah, we did!

-Wait a second. How much did you raise? -(chuckling)

Oh. I raised, uh, fifty dollars.

-Both: What? -What can I say?

I don't have the gift of gab.

I inflated he amounts I was raising so you'd compete with me.

You played us? That was low.

-But a really good idea. We should use that on the kids. -Yeah.

I'm Coach Spitz. I know how to motivate people.

Otherwise... Well, otherwise, I'd just be Spitz.

-Go, Mama Peanut. -Aah, aah!

It's Miami Peanuts now, Coach.

-Okay. -Yeah! Yes!

-All right, Yeah, Miami! -Yeah.

(all chattering)

So...

Tess, did we do it? Can we be done yet?

If you're asking if we made $5,000,

the answer is no.

Oh.

We made $10,500.

-(laughs) -The 'Nuts are going to Nationals!

(cheering and applause)

Great job, O'Malley.

You were a real trouper today.

Now we have enough to go to nationals,

-and help the school repair the roof. -Mm-hmm.

I saw you hustling out there today.

Cleaning up spills. Keeping things moving.

You're a real leader, Tess.

Thanks, Coach. I doubted myself for a minute.

Well, that was a wasted minute.

Because I never doubted you.

We're lucky to have you as captain.

Hey, that was my vision.

Well, I am so glad you got it wrong.

Ah, you know, that, that happens every once in a while.

Would you like to do the honors?

I would love to.

Go, Peanuts!

All: Go, Peanuts!

(all cheering)

(groaning)

Levi, let's just get the scissors

and cut you out of it, honey.

No, that's not magic.

Yo, we're tired.

We want to go to bed!

The live stream ended hours ago.

Magic doesn't adhere to the rules of time and space.

(grunting and groaning)

Ta-da!

Uh, excuse me. A little applause?

Oh. Whoo! We get to go to bed!

(all cheering)

Voila! And the family disappears.

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