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Once upon a time,
there was a lonely kind of a guy...
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who'd resigned himself
to the fact that love was blind.
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"Now, if love is blind, "
he thought to himself...
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"How will it find me?
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"lt honestly seems such a crime.
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"For how many times
has love knocked on the door...
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"when it should have been
knocking on mine?"
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And so one day, he went off
in search of the aloof creature.
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He soon happened upon
the cute and fuzzy bunny gang.
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Perhaps they could help him.
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"Pardon me, cute and fuzzy bunnies, "
he said.
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"l wonder if you could help me find love. "
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"Love would have nothing to do...
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"with such a stupid-looking creature, "
said the first cute and fuzzy bunny.
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"With that nose. And those shoes. "
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"And that stomach. "
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"And those eyes. "
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"And those ears. "
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"Roses are red, violets are blue...
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"but love will have
nothing to do with you! "
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They chanted and danced around him.
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Naturally, our hero
was very saddened by this, so...
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he....
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Actually, he....
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He reached into his suitcase...
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and pulled out an lsraeli submachine gun...
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and he sawed those
cute, fuzzy bastards in half...
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with hot lead!
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lt was beautiful!
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Wait, stop! No, no.
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It's supposed to be a love story
not a Rambo bloodbath.
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Forget it. It's not your fault. It's me.
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Morty, how am I going to get this done?
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What do you know?
You're not a man. You're a cat.
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Go back to your feline world.
Get out of here.
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You better move it, Hoops.
You'll miss graduation.
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Okay, Mom.
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Here's your cap and gown. All clean.
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-What do you mean, "All clean"?
-Hoops, these are rented.
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Do you know
how many people wear them?
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I washed them.
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Rita Segal.
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Solomon Shapiro. Frank Stephens.
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Shirley Strom.
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I got to get out of Generic this summer.
I'm gonna lose my mind.
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Come to Nantucket with me.
We'll have a blast.
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-We'll scale the mermaids.
-I can't be a party monkey.
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I got to buckle down.
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I've got two weeks to submit
my scholarship assignment.
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It's my only chance to get into
Rhode Island School of Design.
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It's summer.
We're high school graduates now.
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It's time to reap the rewards of four years
of hard, grueling, mind-expanding work.
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-What's this word?
-Your last name.
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Georgina Williams.
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The assignment is supposed to be
an illustrated love story.
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What do I know about love?
I've never been in love.
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l would like to congratulate
the 1986 graduating class...
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of Generic New York High School!
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I think what you really need
is a break from your mom.
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You're gonna end up
being a street cleaner...
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because you didn't get
your basketball scholarship?
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-I guess she's taking it hard.
-Of course she is.
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It's like my mom saying
I'm an irresponsible louse.
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I know that she knows
I'm not irresponsible.
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Your mother still has faith in you, Hoops.
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Just because you can't
play basketball worth a shit...
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doesn't mean
you got no other option in life.
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-I guess you're right.
-There you go.
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Nothing proves that more
than being surprised...
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with your brand-new graduation wheels.
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That final, parental confirmation
that you're going somewhere in life.
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And this is just the vehicle
to take you there.
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Nantucket. When can we leave?
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Just got to pick up my sister.
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And, Hoops, remember...
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never say anything about her dog.
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Bye-bye. Have a nice summer.
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Squid, you and old Boscoe
going to visit Grandma this summer?
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Dog from Mars!
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It's so ugly. Someone put it to sleep.
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Girls, if you make faces like that
and somebody slaps you on the back...
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you'll stay that way forever!
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Stop that! Go on! Have a nice summer!
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Dog from space!
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There sure are some ugly-looking kids
running around here.
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Where's this place, anyway?
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First stop's a little place called
Woods Hole.
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Okay, Cassandra...
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all I want is my money.
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It's my money, and you know it!
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No! It's definitely mine.
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Trust me.
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Excuse me, guys. Looking for this?
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Get him!
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George, get us out of here!
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So long, sucker.
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It's my money!
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-Who are your friends?
-Maniacs! Get us out of here! Go!
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Hurry up! They're gaining on us!
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-Hi.
-Hi. Who are you?
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-I'm Cassandra.
-George. The pleasure's mine.
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We're heading for the docks!
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-We got to make the boat.
-What boat?
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You think we're driving to Nantucket?
Come on, it's an island!
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You never mentioned any boat.
I'm not getting on any boat.
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I beg to differ.
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What are you doing? It's already left!
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-We'll make it.
-We'll make it?
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You might want
to brace yourselves, though.
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Get me out of here!
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Now!
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This is going to be a great summer.
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I want you to die.
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Once upon a time,
there was a lonely guy...
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on a quest for love.
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The cute, fuzzy bunnies
were quick to cooperate this time.
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The path they sent him on
landed him on an ocean-going vessel.
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Our hero hated boats,
but he was desperate on his quest...
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and once again he fell victim
to the heinous cute and fuzzy bunnies.
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And he was sucked
into the cold, dark sea...
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and he never found love.
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-Are you all right?
-Me?
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Yeah, great. Really good. Why?
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I don't know,
you look pretty uncomfortable.
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Are you afraid of water?
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No, not really. Yeah.
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Actually, I am afraid of the water.
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But this is a big boat,
a lot of safety equipment...
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I can see the land.
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Clean, fresh air....
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Chilidog.
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Go away.
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-You live on the island?
-Just for the summer.
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-I'm helping out my grandfather.
-What kind of help?
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He's got a houseful of friends
he's taking care of.
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He's having money problems.
I was working in a dive...
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trying to help him out, but I got ripped off.
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Is that what that was about,
the big scene back there?
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-Wish I could've helped more.
-Come on, you were great.
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You sure? Last bite.
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Will you get out of here with this?
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You kids!
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Come on! This is gonna be funny.
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All the eggs, they're broken!
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Clay, if you don't stand on the right side...
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you're defeating the entire purpose...
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of buying them, you big mess!
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Mess!
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There they are. The Stork twins.
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Those guys? They're twins?
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Clay's a couple minutes older.
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The Stork twins!
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-This is Hoops.
-Aloha!
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Hi, Hoops!
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I'm gonna go get the car.
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Hey, Squidly!
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This is going to be a great shot.
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-Maybe we'll see each other.
-Hope so.
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-Take it easy.
-Yeah, you, too.
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Hey, Stork guys!
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Hi, Hoops. How do you do?
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Hi. It's very, it's very....
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah. Me, too. What's with the big fish?
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They're shooting the sequel
to that movie Foam.
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About the giant dolphin with rabies
that terrorizes a small New England town.
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We're gonna work part-time
as security guards on the set.
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Stork twins!
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Clay!
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You guys got the day off from the garage?
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No, we're doing a job.
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-We're picking up a boat.
-Whose boat is it?
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His.
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-You touched my car.
-What?
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You touched my car!
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Right! Let me get it clean, then!
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You touched it again!
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Don't ever touch my car again, ever!
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Don't touch my car ever again!
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Teddy, honey,
can we go pick up your boat?
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Ever!
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Remember? Your new boat?
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Ty, bring in the Stork twins!
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Come here.
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I would've come anyways.
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-Now move that tow truck!
-Let's go! Hustle!
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That is some tuna.
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Grammy.
The high school graduates are here.
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Look who it is.
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My pride and joy.
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There's my little girl.
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Look what Grammy bought for you.
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Would you like
some nice milk and cookies?
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Come on, Grammy will show you
where we go.
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Nice meeting you, too.
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-She's nuts about me.
-Yeah.
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You got to meet my Uncle Frank.
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$1 million!
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This is it. We guarantee it.
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This is your summer to win!
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Keep it here and listen for this jingle:
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95.5 FM. Music-money time.
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lf you, yes, you, are our fiftieth caller...
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$1 million is all yours!
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That's right. $1 million.
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Uncle Frank.
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Georgie, what the hell
are you doing in here?
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Still at it.
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God, would you get out of here?
You think I'm playing games?
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Just leave me alone!
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Every summer he sits there
trying to win that radio show.
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Every summer he loses
a bit more of his mind.
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Why don't they just leave me alone
with my dream?
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Okay. There.
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Billy, take this in the back room.
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Field strip it.
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Careful with that thing!
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Boys, tourniquet!
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-Calamari.
-Mr. Raymond.
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Thought you'd be in prison by now.
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What can I do for you?
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We're looking for Acky.
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This is my friend, Hoops McCann.
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Quit monkeying with that thing!
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Sorry.
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Another wasted summer, boys?
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Why don't you go in with Acky?
Just think of it.
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Death from above! Airborne!
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Excuse me if I'm wrong, sir,
but Acky throws up on the ferris wheel...
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at the children's park.
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You've got no college acceptance.
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You've got no direction with your lives.
No plan.
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When there's no plan, there's no attack.
No attack, no victory.
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This! This is what makes men, men.
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I'll have to pick one up.
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Anyway, where's Acky?
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He's out on a mission for his old man.
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A mission, sir?
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He's on the beach collecting shells.
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That's a little more like Acky's speed.
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Acky, what are you doing?
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George, take cover.
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Your dad said you were collecting shells.
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Shells. 57 millimeter.
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My dad gets $12 apiece for them.
They make great paperweights.
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Hi, I'm Ack Ack.
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-Let's get out of here.
-Over the top, boys!
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Nobody lives forever!
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My God!
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You could have waited
till they were done bombing the beach.
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When the man says go, you go.
252
00:19:16,442 --> 00:19:18,376
You could have been killed.
253
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,835
My god!
254
00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:36,051
Do you realize
for every lost, mangled doll...
255
00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:38,756
there's a little girl with a broken heart?
256
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,790
Sure you want to be a Marine, Acky?
257
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:44,898
I just don't see you
having the killer instinct.
258
00:19:54,246 --> 00:19:57,807
"He leadeth me in the paths
of righteousness for his name's sake.
259
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,417
"Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death...."
260
00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:03,154
What's going on?
261
00:20:03,222 --> 00:20:06,817
"Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies:
262
00:20:06,892 --> 00:20:08,883
"thou anointest my head with oil.
263
00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:12,892
"Surely goodness and mercy
shall follow me all the days of my life."
264
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,038
For God's sake.
265
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,472
Excuse me for just one....
266
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,615
Leave me.
267
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:58,065
Old man Eldridge finally kicked, Ted?
268
00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:01,136
Doing my laps, Dad.
269
00:21:04,817 --> 00:21:07,217
I would like to have a word with you.
270
00:21:07,286 --> 00:21:08,719
In a minute, Dad.
271
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:16,327
I'll try not to take up
too much of your time.
272
00:21:16,395 --> 00:21:17,828
Okay.
273
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,992
Are you ready for the regatta, Ted?
274
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:24,969
Sure, I'm ready.
The new sloop's a beauty. I can't lose.
275
00:21:25,037 --> 00:21:27,904
If you screw it up this year,
you and I are out....
276
00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:30,331
Hi, Daddy.
277
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,368
-Hi, Grandpa.
-How are you?
278
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,047
Good.
279
00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:41,052
If you screw it up this year,
that decaying old man, your grandfather...
280
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,553
takes everything away.
281
00:21:42,621 --> 00:21:44,248
Do you understand, Ted?
282
00:21:44,323 --> 00:21:47,554
If you don't come home with that trophy,
we lose it all.
283
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,659
No more pools, no more Ferrari.
284
00:21:51,831 --> 00:21:54,356
Do you know what happens then?
285
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:57,294
-Don't say it, Dad.
-That's right, Ted.
286
00:21:57,369 --> 00:21:59,200
You'll have to go to....
287
00:21:59,371 --> 00:22:01,271
-No!
-Work, Teddy, work!
288
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,807
Don't say that word!
289
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,537
I'll win! Just don't say that word!
290
00:22:05,611 --> 00:22:07,875
That's why I need this Eldridge land.
291
00:22:08,214 --> 00:22:11,047
With this land, I can finally start building...
292
00:22:11,117 --> 00:22:13,176
Beckerstead Estates.
293
00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,549
And that crazy old man....
294
00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:18,757
-Hi, Daddy!
-Hi, Grandpa!
295
00:22:18,824 --> 00:22:20,348
Have a wonderful day.
296
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,856
That crazy old man can't hold
that race over my head every year.
297
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:30,299
What did you find out about this place?
298
00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:33,904
Chong says he left it to his granddaughter.
299
00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:36,271
She's got one week
to pay the back mortgage.
300
00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:38,833
I've seen this girl. She's a real hippie type.
301
00:22:38,911 --> 00:22:40,845
She wears these braids.
302
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,441
What do they call them, cornhusks?
303
00:22:44,183 --> 00:22:46,811
If she don't get the money,
you get the house.
304
00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:49,644
They're already doing the paperwork.
305
00:22:53,926 --> 00:22:55,416
Wonderful.
306
00:22:59,532 --> 00:23:00,999
This will be...
307
00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:04,399
my most beautiful restaurant yet.
308
00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:09,333
I used to come down here
with him all the time.
309
00:23:12,444 --> 00:23:15,470
Your grandfather sounds
like he was a really nice man.
310
00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,272
I'm really sorry.
311
00:23:17,349 --> 00:23:19,180
Old Mr. Peckerhead's been trying--
312
00:23:19,251 --> 00:23:20,946
-Who?
-Beckerstead.
313
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:24,512
He's been trying to drive Grandpa
out of that house since I was a baby.
314
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:26,387
I guess he finally got him.
315
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,688
So what's gonna happen to the house
and all his friends?
316
00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:32,761
The bank's given me one week...
317
00:23:32,832 --> 00:23:35,323
to come up with
the back mortgage of $3,000.
318
00:23:35,401 --> 00:23:37,335
It might as well be $1 million.
319
00:23:37,636 --> 00:23:40,332
I can't let those people
be thrown out on the streets.
320
00:23:40,406 --> 00:23:42,670
I just wish I had more time.
321
00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,498
I wish I could help.
322
00:23:45,010 --> 00:23:46,910
I'm not going to give up.
323
00:23:46,979 --> 00:23:49,607
I figure I can sell some of the furniture...
324
00:23:49,682 --> 00:23:51,673
and I'm going to do some clubs.
325
00:23:51,784 --> 00:23:54,776
-You sing?
-Yeah, I try.
326
00:23:55,054 --> 00:23:57,522
Cool. I bet you're really great.
327
00:23:58,257 --> 00:23:59,417
Thanks.
328
00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:03,922
I guess basketball is your thing,
with a name like Hoops.
329
00:24:04,697 --> 00:24:08,292
It's kind of in the family blood.
My dad was really great.
330
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:13,096
But I want to do something
a little more challenging, a little different.
331
00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:15,538
I'm trying to get a scholarship
to art school.
332
00:24:15,608 --> 00:24:17,098
What do you draw?
333
00:24:18,611 --> 00:24:21,478
Nothing, lately. I'm in kind of a rut.
334
00:24:22,448 --> 00:24:23,972
Draw me something?
335
00:24:25,084 --> 00:24:26,073
Okay.
336
00:24:27,286 --> 00:24:29,117
What can I get for you?
337
00:24:29,188 --> 00:24:31,418
I don't know.
338
00:24:31,657 --> 00:24:34,956
How about a gorilla? Or me, or....
339
00:24:36,395 --> 00:24:39,364
-How about a gorilla and me?
-You and a gorilla.
340
00:24:40,165 --> 00:24:41,655
Okay.
341
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,159
Okay.
342
00:24:54,179 --> 00:24:57,615
Lose the nose. Fix that, and...
343
00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:00,511
change the feet.
344
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,027
Best I could do with short notice.
345
00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,097
It's great.
346
00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:19,627
If this is what you do second best,
I'd love to see you play basketball.
347
00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:22,371
It's quite a sight, let me tell you.
348
00:25:23,575 --> 00:25:25,065
Thanks for cheering me up.
349
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:28,011
My pleasure.
350
00:25:29,882 --> 00:25:31,076
I better go.
351
00:25:31,717 --> 00:25:32,741
Yeah, me, too.
352
00:25:35,521 --> 00:25:36,283
Thanks.
353
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:38,979
Thanks a lot.
354
00:25:44,663 --> 00:25:46,756
Maybe you can come by later.
355
00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:47,658
Okay.
356
00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:49,431
'Bye.
357
00:25:57,309 --> 00:25:58,241
Cassandra!
358
00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:00,542
Cassandra, can you help me a minute?
359
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,843
Could you help me out? I'm stuck.
360
00:26:08,988 --> 00:26:11,616
$1 million.
361
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:14,523
lt could happen at any time, any day...
362
00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:17,323
any hour, any minute, any second!
363
00:26:17,529 --> 00:26:20,987
We're giving away $1 million...
364
00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:23,899
and it could happen now, right now!
365
00:26:23,969 --> 00:26:27,097
But it's not going to happen yet...
366
00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,538
so keep listening for this jingle:
367
00:26:29,608 --> 00:26:31,098
95.5--
368
00:26:34,947 --> 00:26:38,474
To win $1 million!
369
00:26:57,436 --> 00:26:58,698
Hey, Egg!
370
00:27:00,239 --> 00:27:02,173
Really smart.
371
00:27:02,374 --> 00:27:03,932
What if that went in my eye?
372
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:06,871
Where's Hoops?
373
00:27:08,147 --> 00:27:10,308
He went over there.
374
00:27:10,616 --> 00:27:12,311
You guys better look after him.
375
00:27:12,384 --> 00:27:15,842
He's got a tendency
to wallow in his artistic miseries.
376
00:27:16,488 --> 00:27:17,887
Yeah.
377
00:27:17,956 --> 00:27:20,049
Egg, cut me some shade, will you?
378
00:27:24,163 --> 00:27:25,323
Okay, thank you.
379
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,600
Excuse me.
380
00:27:29,668 --> 00:27:31,636
Little boy, will you hold this for me?
381
00:27:31,703 --> 00:27:32,965
Thank you very much.
382
00:27:34,339 --> 00:27:36,307
-Mommy!
-Sorry.
383
00:27:36,608 --> 00:27:37,768
Jimmy?
384
00:27:40,979 --> 00:27:42,276
-Hi, Hoops.
-Hi.
385
00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:45,449
Hoops, how about a brew?
386
00:27:45,517 --> 00:27:47,542
Thanks, guys. That's good.
387
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:51,086
Please, Mr. Dog, don't.
388
00:27:52,925 --> 00:27:54,688
What are you doing?
389
00:27:56,061 --> 00:27:57,460
Nothing much, guys.
390
00:27:57,596 --> 00:27:59,791
Hoops, if you run out of things to draw...
391
00:27:59,865 --> 00:28:01,298
you can draw us, you know.
392
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,297
Yeah, you could draw us nude.
393
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,135
Yeah, bare naked with no clothes on!
394
00:28:06,205 --> 00:28:07,467
No, button up!
395
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:09,166
Thank you. I appreciate that.
396
00:28:09,241 --> 00:28:10,731
I'll come up with something.
397
00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:13,277
I offer you my body and...
398
00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:15,677
and now I'm the jerk of the world
or something.
399
00:28:15,747 --> 00:28:17,078
It was a nice gesture.
400
00:28:17,316 --> 00:28:19,546
Hi. I met you at the docks yesterday.
401
00:28:19,618 --> 00:28:22,086
Hello. I'm Hoops.
402
00:28:22,154 --> 00:28:22,916
Cookie.
403
00:28:23,222 --> 00:28:24,621
-How's it going?
-Great.
404
00:28:25,524 --> 00:28:26,957
These are the Stork twins.
405
00:28:27,025 --> 00:28:27,923
Hi, Cookie.
406
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,123
Hi, Cookie. I'm Egg.
407
00:28:30,562 --> 00:28:31,460
Gemini!
408
00:28:33,198 --> 00:28:35,257
I know them. They work for my boyfriend.
409
00:28:35,501 --> 00:28:36,798
What can I do for you?
410
00:28:36,902 --> 00:28:38,335
We're gonna go sailing...
411
00:28:38,403 --> 00:28:40,394
and we were wondering if you guys...
412
00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:42,531
could help us get our boat in the water?
413
00:28:42,975 --> 00:28:44,442
What do you say, fellas?
414
00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:47,377
Can we help these lovely ladies
get their boats in the water?
415
00:28:47,646 --> 00:28:50,308
No. It sounds like work.
416
00:28:51,116 --> 00:28:53,016
Boats are heavy. I'll get a hernia.
417
00:28:53,285 --> 00:28:55,116
Come on, let's do it. Just get up!
418
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,687
-Sure. Love to.
-Great.
419
00:29:00,959 --> 00:29:02,756
Anything else we can do for you...
420
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,261
like shovel your driveway?
421
00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,392
You guys!
422
00:29:16,408 --> 00:29:17,170
You guys!
423
00:29:17,276 --> 00:29:19,369
You have anything heavier we could carry?
424
00:29:19,444 --> 00:29:20,342
Like a car?
425
00:29:23,649 --> 00:29:26,584
Yeah, sure. Forsake me for eight chicks.
426
00:29:27,152 --> 00:29:29,052
Come on, hey!
427
00:29:32,157 --> 00:29:34,125
No! Mister, please!
428
00:29:34,193 --> 00:29:35,251
Please, sir!
429
00:29:36,628 --> 00:29:38,823
You don't understand. I've had a bad day.
430
00:29:50,909 --> 00:29:53,571
Do you want to come sailing?
There's room for one more.
431
00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:56,205
No. Really, I can't.
432
00:29:56,281 --> 00:29:57,475
I don't like boats.
433
00:29:58,050 --> 00:29:59,517
You're not afraid, are you?
434
00:29:59,985 --> 00:30:01,111
No, of course not.
435
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,849
I got a lot to do on the beach.
436
00:30:04,656 --> 00:30:06,055
How about a movie, then?
437
00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:10,126
What about your boyfriend?
438
00:30:10,229 --> 00:30:11,662
He's going to a reception.
439
00:30:11,763 --> 00:30:13,196
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
440
00:30:30,849 --> 00:30:32,680
Come on, have a heart, dude.
441
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,288
No, not those. No!
442
00:30:39,358 --> 00:30:42,054
Please, Your Enormousness,
anything but chili!
443
00:30:43,061 --> 00:30:44,392
She really likes you!
444
00:30:44,496 --> 00:30:46,862
Too bad George wasn't here to see that.
445
00:30:49,301 --> 00:30:51,462
George!
446
00:30:52,337 --> 00:30:54,032
Far out! Dead man on the beach!
447
00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:05,882
Chili?
448
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,751
Phil, do the CPR.
449
00:31:10,822 --> 00:31:12,756
-You do it.
-No. I have seniority.
450
00:31:12,824 --> 00:31:14,758
I want you to give him CPR.
451
00:31:14,826 --> 00:31:16,453
Phil, give him CPR!
452
00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:18,758
George was alive, just barely.
453
00:31:19,031 --> 00:31:21,056
Nobody wanted to perform CPR on him...
454
00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:22,828
so it was a complete nightmare.
455
00:31:24,703 --> 00:31:26,193
But enough about old George.
456
00:31:26,305 --> 00:31:28,466
How's the dollar count?
Get any more money?
457
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:30,804
So far so good. I sold some furniture...
458
00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:33,777
and I have a gig tonight
at a club called the Dew Drop Inn.
459
00:31:33,845 --> 00:31:35,142
Maybe you can come by.
460
00:31:36,148 --> 00:31:37,240
Yeah, sure.
461
00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:39,139
I'll try.
462
00:31:39,284 --> 00:31:41,252
I might have something to do tonight.
463
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,547
If you can.
464
00:31:44,389 --> 00:31:46,289
It'd be nice to have a friend there.
465
00:31:46,358 --> 00:31:48,451
I'll be there, at the first table.
466
00:31:48,527 --> 00:31:49,755
You can count on it.
467
00:31:52,097 --> 00:31:53,029
I got to go.
468
00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:55,065
George's grandma is making us supper.
469
00:31:55,133 --> 00:31:57,693
You know how grandmas are
about that kind of thing.
470
00:31:57,769 --> 00:31:59,236
It means the world to them.
471
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:04,904
Are you sure you don't want
a little bit more?
472
00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:07,501
No, thank you. I'm stuffed.
It was delicious, though.
473
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,139
All right, then.
474
00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:19,253
I got it.
475
00:32:22,094 --> 00:32:22,856
Keep it.
476
00:32:22,928 --> 00:32:24,259
Thank you very much.
477
00:32:24,629 --> 00:32:26,563
Yeah, it was really good.
478
00:32:27,165 --> 00:32:29,292
So, why aren't you going out with Cookie?
479
00:32:29,935 --> 00:32:32,267
You're here to write a love story, Hoops.
480
00:32:32,337 --> 00:32:33,736
Cookie is a love story.
481
00:32:33,805 --> 00:32:36,706
George, her boyfriend is like
Cro-Magnon teen.
482
00:32:36,775 --> 00:32:39,141
No way. Besides, I said
I was helping Cassandra.
483
00:32:39,211 --> 00:32:40,769
I promised to go to her show.
484
00:32:40,846 --> 00:32:43,041
Yeah, but like, Cookie asked you out first.
485
00:32:44,249 --> 00:32:45,341
We were there.
486
00:32:46,551 --> 00:32:48,815
Teddy's not even gonna be around tonight.
487
00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:51,253
You know where Teddy's going to be?
488
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:54,423
At a little reception
celebrating the rape of the land...
489
00:32:54,493 --> 00:32:56,461
that Cassandra's house now stands on.
490
00:32:56,995 --> 00:32:59,156
-The Stork brothers told me.
-That's true!
491
00:32:59,498 --> 00:33:01,796
Cookie seems like a real nice person.
492
00:33:01,867 --> 00:33:03,858
Maybe she'd like to help Cassandra out.
493
00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:06,495
I don't think she's interested.
You know what I mean?
494
00:33:09,808 --> 00:33:13,175
Come on, Hoops.
Quit thinking about yourself all the time.
495
00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:17,505
Go out with Cookie,
and get her on your side.
496
00:33:18,150 --> 00:33:19,583
Then go see Cassandra.
497
00:33:20,318 --> 00:33:23,253
I'd rather keep the original bone structure
of my face.
498
00:33:23,889 --> 00:33:26,084
-Do you want to help Cassandra?
-Of course.
499
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:29,287
The Stork twins are going
to the reception after work.
500
00:33:29,461 --> 00:33:31,452
If Teddy does anything...
501
00:33:31,830 --> 00:33:33,957
they'll call me at the drive-in and...
502
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,033
the big guy'll be watching your back.
503
00:33:36,501 --> 00:33:37,297
Trust me.
504
00:33:41,173 --> 00:33:42,367
Once upon a time...
505
00:33:42,441 --> 00:33:45,274
there was a happening guy,
who'd stumbled onto a girl...
506
00:33:45,343 --> 00:33:47,311
who embodied all that love should be.
507
00:33:48,079 --> 00:33:49,239
All seemed well.
508
00:33:50,782 --> 00:33:52,477
Those cute and fuzzy bunnies...
509
00:33:52,551 --> 00:33:54,018
weren't so bad after all.
510
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,148
Until....
511
00:33:58,423 --> 00:33:59,822
Her boyfriend showed up...
512
00:33:59,891 --> 00:34:02,758
and pounded him into something
that resembled a wet prune.
513
00:34:06,097 --> 00:34:06,927
Ouch.
514
00:34:10,836 --> 00:34:13,100
"Never! "
515
00:34:17,409 --> 00:34:19,138
I am going to die.
516
00:34:19,644 --> 00:34:20,906
Forget about it.
517
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,274
Where're you going?
518
00:34:23,348 --> 00:34:24,838
I'm going to see Cassandra.
519
00:34:25,116 --> 00:34:25,980
Baby.
520
00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:32,481
Are you ready for me, Hoops?
521
00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:44,558
Wait. Pull over. I know her.
522
00:34:44,636 --> 00:34:45,762
You need a ride?
523
00:34:51,576 --> 00:34:52,975
That was a friend of mine.
524
00:34:53,111 --> 00:34:54,601
I don't pick up hitchhikers.
525
00:35:03,522 --> 00:35:04,716
The humanity!
526
00:35:05,824 --> 00:35:07,587
Thank you very much for the ride.
527
00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:10,287
I enjoyed it thoroughly. Clay!
528
00:35:11,963 --> 00:35:14,056
Clay! Hi.
529
00:35:14,132 --> 00:35:16,100
Hi. I didn't hear you come in.
530
00:35:16,835 --> 00:35:21,363
I'm relieving you because
Dad needs you pronto at the gas station.
531
00:35:21,907 --> 00:35:24,740
Okay. But don't forget at 9:00...
532
00:35:24,809 --> 00:35:26,674
you have to be at the Beckersteads'.
533
00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,403
Watch Teddy.
If anything weird is going on...
534
00:35:29,481 --> 00:35:31,642
call George at the drive-in right away.
535
00:35:31,716 --> 00:35:33,240
We can't let Hoops down.
536
00:35:33,318 --> 00:35:34,945
Okay. No problem.
537
00:35:37,722 --> 00:35:40,213
Egg, don't forget. No matter what...
538
00:35:40,325 --> 00:35:43,021
don't touch anything on this prop truck.
539
00:35:43,962 --> 00:35:45,862
Like I'm really gonna!
540
00:36:08,053 --> 00:36:09,782
Are you nervous about something?
541
00:36:09,854 --> 00:36:10,479
Me?
542
00:36:10,855 --> 00:36:11,947
Yeah.
543
00:36:13,391 --> 00:36:15,450
No, I'm having a great time. Enjoy.
544
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:20,054
Are you sure?
545
00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,866
Can I ask you something?
546
00:36:24,035 --> 00:36:24,763
Yeah.
547
00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:27,433
Aren't you going out with Teddy?
548
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:28,435
Yeah.
549
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,335
Why aren't you with him tonight?
550
00:36:31,343 --> 00:36:34,073
Because he's got
some silly reception to go to...
551
00:36:34,145 --> 00:36:35,976
and he's got his vang shoo classes.
552
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,374
What's vang shoo?
553
00:36:38,817 --> 00:36:40,011
The martial art...
554
00:36:41,186 --> 00:36:42,414
of disemboweling...
555
00:36:42,954 --> 00:36:44,251
another human being...
556
00:36:44,356 --> 00:36:45,653
with a popsicle stick.
557
00:36:46,191 --> 00:36:47,818
Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
558
00:36:47,926 --> 00:36:49,325
I'll go get some treats.
559
00:36:49,394 --> 00:36:50,622
Stay right here.
560
00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:57,928
I'll get us some treats.
561
00:36:58,003 --> 00:36:59,732
Could you bring me some popcorn?
562
00:36:59,804 --> 00:37:00,566
Popcorn.
563
00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:06,566
Check it out. It's that McCann guy.
564
00:37:07,245 --> 00:37:08,610
And he's with Cookie.
565
00:37:10,548 --> 00:37:12,743
I like that one. I like that. I want a....
566
00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:19,656
Now, that is a....
I could wear that anywhere.
567
00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:33,738
I'm going to look nice.
568
00:37:47,652 --> 00:37:48,710
Michael?
569
00:37:52,657 --> 00:37:53,419
Michael?
570
00:37:55,393 --> 00:37:56,621
Michael!
571
00:37:58,797 --> 00:38:00,025
Michael!
572
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,061
Michael?
573
00:38:04,803 --> 00:38:06,031
Michael?
574
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:12,609
Hoops. Good party, eh?
575
00:38:13,011 --> 00:38:15,172
George, where're your friends, the twins?
576
00:38:15,246 --> 00:38:16,941
Are they watching that monster?
577
00:38:17,015 --> 00:38:19,176
Don't worry about it. They're very reliable.
578
00:38:19,451 --> 00:38:20,213
Trust me.
579
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,154
Thank you very much.
580
00:38:30,228 --> 00:38:33,288
It feels good to be back here
at the Club Tokyo.
581
00:38:33,364 --> 00:38:34,626
Hi! How're you doing?
582
00:38:34,699 --> 00:38:37,065
Where're you from?
What do you do for a living?
583
00:38:37,936 --> 00:38:40,131
9:00? Shit!
584
00:38:40,205 --> 00:38:41,137
9:00!
585
00:38:42,907 --> 00:38:43,999
Goddamn it!
586
00:38:52,283 --> 00:38:53,580
Shit!
587
00:39:00,892 --> 00:39:02,120
Relax.
588
00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:05,921
Would you get over here,
you two stupid clowns?
589
00:39:07,532 --> 00:39:09,432
I can't wait all night.
590
00:39:15,306 --> 00:39:16,773
Look at this.
591
00:39:24,349 --> 00:39:27,216
Damn. That looks like
one of those medical experiments...
592
00:39:27,285 --> 00:39:28,343
that went astray.
593
00:39:28,419 --> 00:39:30,717
Little girl, I'm gonna have nightmares...
594
00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:32,620
just knowing that dog exists.
595
00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:35,851
Looks like it's been microwaved
or something.
596
00:39:35,927 --> 00:39:38,088
Why, Wilbur, I believe that's a case...
597
00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:39,687
for a mercy killing.
598
00:39:40,899 --> 00:39:42,491
What do you say, little girl?
599
00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:44,467
Want us to put it out of its misery?
600
00:39:44,536 --> 00:39:46,265
I can't wait any longer.
601
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,214
Hi. How you doing?
602
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:02,384
l want to thank everybody for coming.
603
00:40:42,427 --> 00:40:43,689
Mary Ann?
604
00:40:56,741 --> 00:40:57,605
Thank you.
605
00:41:00,778 --> 00:41:03,372
In honor of our very special guest...
606
00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:04,915
Mr. Chong Freen...
607
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,210
of the Charter Bank of Nantucket...
608
00:41:07,685 --> 00:41:09,152
who assures me...
609
00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:12,155
that the Beckerstead Estates
are only weeks away...
610
00:41:12,223 --> 00:41:14,157
from the start of construction...
611
00:41:14,826 --> 00:41:16,760
I will allow Mr. Freen...
612
00:41:17,862 --> 00:41:18,829
the honors.
613
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,254
Thank you.
614
00:41:41,219 --> 00:41:42,846
Did you bring me my popcorn?
615
00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:56,861
Thank you very much.
616
00:41:56,968 --> 00:41:58,629
I think I will have a cookie.
617
00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:08,908
Hello.
618
00:42:14,986 --> 00:42:15,975
Michael?
619
00:42:18,756 --> 00:42:19,745
Hi. Cookie?
620
00:42:19,824 --> 00:42:21,519
Teddy? Yeah, this is Ty.
621
00:42:22,093 --> 00:42:23,117
Ty. What's up?
622
00:42:24,162 --> 00:42:25,595
She's doing what?
623
00:42:26,531 --> 00:42:27,691
Stay right there.
624
00:42:27,765 --> 00:42:30,393
No, Ty, stay right there, you idiot!
625
00:43:30,995 --> 00:43:32,121
Really nice party.
626
00:43:38,669 --> 00:43:40,159
That's a hearty appetite.
627
00:43:43,074 --> 00:43:44,405
Let's get out of here.
628
00:43:45,276 --> 00:43:47,642
Let's go to the point
and watch the moon rise.
629
00:43:48,346 --> 00:43:49,973
I don't know, Cookie, I was...
630
00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,743
kind of enjoying this fine film.
631
00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,044
l never touched her!
632
00:43:54,952 --> 00:43:57,147
-You touched my girlfriend, didn't you?
-No!
633
00:43:57,255 --> 00:43:58,517
No!
634
00:43:58,589 --> 00:44:01,057
l knew l'd find you at the drive-in.
635
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,491
No! No! Please!
636
00:44:04,962 --> 00:44:07,624
I guess you don't get
to see the moon rise very often.
637
00:44:11,135 --> 00:44:11,931
Egg.
638
00:44:13,104 --> 00:44:14,162
Egg?
639
00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:20,835
Egg, I'm about to teach you...
640
00:44:20,945 --> 00:44:22,276
a very valuable lesson.
641
00:44:30,455 --> 00:44:32,184
In an emergency situation...
642
00:44:32,256 --> 00:44:35,020
the victims cannot
and must not be allowed...
643
00:44:35,093 --> 00:44:36,526
to think for themselves.
644
00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:40,992
The shock and the horror
of what just happened...
645
00:44:41,065 --> 00:44:43,158
will surely impair their judgment.
646
00:44:43,668 --> 00:44:46,364
You must do the thinking
in order to save them.
647
00:44:46,704 --> 00:44:48,069
In this case...
648
00:44:48,139 --> 00:44:51,575
a plane has just crash-landed on this point.
649
00:44:52,376 --> 00:44:55,345
Now, there are going to be
bodies everywhere...
650
00:44:55,847 --> 00:44:57,940
just gushing blood and...
651
00:44:58,015 --> 00:45:02,145
their faces will be
pulled off of their heads and...
652
00:45:02,453 --> 00:45:05,320
armpits will be hanging from trees.
653
00:45:05,389 --> 00:45:08,119
Their eyeballs will be
sticking out of their heads.
654
00:45:08,226 --> 00:45:11,957
You'll have to push them back in
with a stick or something.
655
00:45:12,563 --> 00:45:13,723
Now, remember...
656
00:45:14,132 --> 00:45:16,225
you are the only thing...
657
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,325
that will stand between life and death.
658
00:45:20,271 --> 00:45:21,431
Let's do it!
659
00:45:21,539 --> 00:45:23,302
Come on, let's go! Hurry up!
660
00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:27,703
Dad, I really wish we could discuss this.
661
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,814
There's nothing to discuss, Ack Ack.
662
00:45:30,882 --> 00:45:33,942
I want you out of the house by 0800 hours.
663
00:45:34,552 --> 00:45:36,611
My home is not a den for cowards...
664
00:45:36,687 --> 00:45:38,746
who will not serve in the armed forces.
665
00:45:40,525 --> 00:45:41,355
Yes, sir.
666
00:45:54,472 --> 00:45:56,667
There's a beautiful clearing just up ahead.
667
00:45:56,774 --> 00:45:59,265
Listen, Cookie,
I want to know if you can help me--
668
00:46:04,015 --> 00:46:05,346
Save him!
669
00:46:07,251 --> 00:46:08,775
Hoops, what are you doing?
670
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:11,151
Cookie, for God's sake, help me.
671
00:46:11,222 --> 00:46:12,280
Save her!
672
00:46:17,728 --> 00:46:19,025
I don't know, Teddy.
673
00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:21,492
We followed them up this far.
674
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:24,566
Goodness knows
what they came up here to do.
675
00:46:33,945 --> 00:46:36,539
-Cookie, what are you doing here?
-They're chasing me!
676
00:46:36,614 --> 00:46:37,239
Who?
677
00:46:37,315 --> 00:46:38,907
McCann and his weird friends.
678
00:46:48,659 --> 00:46:49,819
George! Stop!
679
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:50,861
Jesus!
680
00:46:50,928 --> 00:46:53,419
Go, George, get out of here!
681
00:46:53,497 --> 00:46:55,624
Save him!
682
00:47:02,073 --> 00:47:05,099
It's just a costume! You little jerks!
683
00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:07,274
Get out of the way!
684
00:47:15,753 --> 00:47:17,050
Great, we missed her.
685
00:47:17,121 --> 00:47:18,782
-Hi, guys.
-Hi, Ack.
686
00:47:24,295 --> 00:47:26,058
Get me out of this!
687
00:47:27,965 --> 00:47:29,330
Get me out!
688
00:47:30,001 --> 00:47:33,596
We got to call Hoops. Teddy left the party.
689
00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:36,004
Good work, buddy.
690
00:47:38,242 --> 00:47:41,575
I'm going to kill you, after I kill this guy.
691
00:47:42,213 --> 00:47:43,680
$100 says you don't.
692
00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:49,476
What?
693
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,688
"$100 says you don't."
694
00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:54,414
What are you talking about?
695
00:47:54,492 --> 00:47:57,893
I'm sure that you can beat him up.
He's smaller than you.
696
00:47:58,229 --> 00:48:00,026
That never stood in my way before.
697
00:48:00,097 --> 00:48:03,430
I'll bet you $100 that even though
he's smaller, he's a better athlete.
698
00:48:03,668 --> 00:48:06,831
-Say at a sport like basketball?
-What are you doing?
699
00:48:07,505 --> 00:48:09,439
This wimp? Give me a break.
700
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:12,805
-Are you in or out?
-Please don't do this. I'm begging you.
701
00:48:12,943 --> 00:48:15,070
-You must be high. Is she high?
-High.
702
00:48:15,446 --> 00:48:16,811
In or out?
703
00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,717
All right, let's go.
704
00:48:23,321 --> 00:48:25,687
Darn, no net. Can't play.
705
00:48:26,290 --> 00:48:29,851
Maybe we can play water polo.
I could get some horses.
706
00:48:39,904 --> 00:48:41,337
Make a hoop.
707
00:48:54,151 --> 00:48:56,745
-All right.
-Lucky shot!
708
00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,365
Okay. Here you go.
709
00:49:17,608 --> 00:49:19,098
Okay, Hoops, come on.
710
00:49:26,550 --> 00:49:27,778
Come on.
711
00:49:48,139 --> 00:49:52,439
If you don't mind, I'd like to get back
to beating the shit out of these guys.
712
00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:55,502
-I wouldn't do that if I were you.
-Why? You know Karate?
713
00:49:55,579 --> 00:49:56,910
No. I know Dow.
714
00:49:58,048 --> 00:49:59,538
What is Dow?
715
00:50:00,017 --> 00:50:02,577
Dow is the chemical company
that makes Mace.
716
00:50:12,296 --> 00:50:15,265
Cassandra, wait up a minute. Come on!
717
00:50:16,834 --> 00:50:18,927
I'm really sorry about that.
718
00:50:19,904 --> 00:50:21,599
Thanks for saving us.
719
00:50:21,972 --> 00:50:24,668
It's no big deal, McCann.
I guess we're even.
720
00:50:34,618 --> 00:50:36,518
-Now?
-No, not yet. Be patient.
721
00:50:37,254 --> 00:50:38,243
Now?
722
00:50:39,590 --> 00:50:40,579
Okay.
723
00:50:41,826 --> 00:50:45,023
Hello, ladies. l am here for your daughters.
724
00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:53,026
So, you finally told the F�hrer no?
725
00:50:53,971 --> 00:50:55,336
How'd it go?
726
00:50:55,739 --> 00:50:57,331
He threw me out.
727
00:50:58,676 --> 00:51:01,941
Don't worry about it, man.
You can stay at my grandmother's house.
728
00:51:02,012 --> 00:51:04,446
She's got room and reasonable rates...
729
00:51:05,049 --> 00:51:08,212
-if you're not in the family.
-Thanks, George.
730
00:51:08,886 --> 00:51:12,447
You can throw your stuff
in Uncle Frank's room. He'll never know.
731
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:18,852
Did you ever notice
people die in alphabetical order?
732
00:51:21,098 --> 00:51:22,963
Cheer up, McCann.
733
00:51:23,033 --> 00:51:25,627
She's not the only girl on the island.
734
00:51:26,237 --> 00:51:28,102
There's plenty of them to be found.
735
00:51:31,041 --> 00:51:33,669
-Like that one.
-Go for it, dude.
736
00:51:40,918 --> 00:51:42,408
Excuse me, fellas.
737
00:51:48,459 --> 00:51:50,484
How you doing? Here you go.
738
00:51:50,794 --> 00:51:52,421
-Hi.
-Hi, Hoops.
739
00:51:52,496 --> 00:51:54,191
-How're you doing?
-Fine.
740
00:51:55,366 --> 00:51:57,300
-Look, Cassandra...
-Hi. Here you go.
741
00:51:57,368 --> 00:52:01,065
...I want to apologize. I shouldn't have said
I was a basketball player.
742
00:52:01,138 --> 00:52:02,833
I shouldn't have lied. I'm sorry.
743
00:52:03,407 --> 00:52:07,844
I really am a decent artist. If I could
help you, I'd like to make it up to you.
744
00:52:08,112 --> 00:52:09,545
You really want to help?
745
00:52:09,613 --> 00:52:11,672
-Yeah.
-Buy a ticket.
746
00:52:12,316 --> 00:52:13,647
Hi. How you doing?
747
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:33,163
We are from the planet of the toes.
We bring you....
748
00:52:34,004 --> 00:52:35,835
And we bring you produce.
749
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,403
-Hi, fellas.
-Hi, Hoops.
750
00:52:38,475 --> 00:52:39,874
-Hi, Hoops.
-Hi, Hoops.
751
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:43,647
A giant dolphin with rabies.
752
00:52:44,214 --> 00:52:46,409
Turn it around. Open it up.
753
00:52:46,684 --> 00:52:49,016
About as believable as Superman.
754
00:52:58,095 --> 00:53:01,531
They sure can do incredible things
in movies nowadays.
755
00:53:02,066 --> 00:53:03,158
Yeah.
756
00:53:07,504 --> 00:53:11,372
Good idea. I've got it. Up.
Stork twins, bring that camera.
757
00:53:15,446 --> 00:53:17,471
No! No, please!
758
00:53:19,516 --> 00:53:21,643
Guys, what about George?
759
00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:25,420
George!
760
00:53:26,624 --> 00:53:28,819
I refuse to do this!
761
00:53:28,892 --> 00:53:31,326
-Give him CPR.
-I am your superior!
762
00:54:11,635 --> 00:54:15,628
These are satanic hemorrhoids from hell.
We must stop them before they kill again!
763
00:54:18,142 --> 00:54:19,131
Doctor, no!
764
00:54:19,209 --> 00:54:21,404
l must save the free world.
765
00:54:52,576 --> 00:54:55,545
Thank you very much.
I hope to see you at the show.
766
00:55:39,556 --> 00:55:41,251
Weather for the Cape and the islands...
767
00:55:41,325 --> 00:55:44,385
looks like we can expect some rain,
but nothing to worry about.
768
00:55:44,495 --> 00:55:48,591
Nantucket's big news tonight
is Cassandra live at the Dew Drop lnn.
769
00:55:48,665 --> 00:55:50,098
Come on, come on.
770
00:55:50,167 --> 00:55:51,634
Good luck to her...
771
00:55:51,702 --> 00:55:54,796
and good luck to you
in our $1 million summer.
772
00:55:54,872 --> 00:55:56,635
lt could happen at any minute.
773
00:55:56,707 --> 00:56:00,268
-You could win $1 million.
-Come on, come on.
774
00:56:00,677 --> 00:56:02,702
Stand still, Teddy.
775
00:56:03,247 --> 00:56:05,408
Dad, I got to do my laps.
776
00:56:05,516 --> 00:56:08,076
I have not yet mastered this contraption.
777
00:56:08,152 --> 00:56:10,985
When I have,
then you may continue your laps.
778
00:56:12,656 --> 00:56:13,816
Damn it.
779
00:56:15,259 --> 00:56:17,193
Do you know who this is?
780
00:56:26,270 --> 00:56:29,364
-No.
-That is trouble.
781
00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:33,966
That is the girl that just might ruin
my restaurant on the bluff.
782
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:38,346
She's singing or something
tomorrow night.
783
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:42,878
If people do actually show up to hear her...
784
00:56:43,053 --> 00:56:44,782
she might make some money.
785
00:56:45,222 --> 00:56:48,055
She might make enough
to pay back the bank.
786
00:56:48,258 --> 00:56:50,522
What are we going to do about it?
787
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,088
Stop her from singing?
788
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,155
Good, Teddy. Good.
789
00:56:59,937 --> 00:57:01,131
Get it.
790
00:57:01,972 --> 00:57:04,736
We're here to pick up your father's Jag.
791
00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:08,171
He called us. We will need the keys.
792
00:57:16,086 --> 00:57:18,247
-Get rid of this.
-Okay.
793
00:57:22,092 --> 00:57:23,286
Come on.
794
00:57:31,168 --> 00:57:34,501
ln sports, we've got the Nantucket Regatta
coming up...
795
00:57:34,571 --> 00:57:38,029
and Cape Cod's own Mr. Congeniality....
796
00:57:38,108 --> 00:57:39,132
Hi, guys.
797
00:57:39,209 --> 00:57:40,767
-Hi, Ack Ack.
-Hi, Ack.
798
00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:42,402
How you doing?
799
00:57:44,081 --> 00:57:46,106
That's the last of it.
800
00:57:46,950 --> 00:57:48,611
I'm history.
801
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:52,418
I wish I could make my father understand.
802
00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:55,956
Hey, Ack...
803
00:57:58,128 --> 00:57:59,618
I understand.
804
00:57:59,997 --> 00:58:00,964
You do?
805
00:58:05,836 --> 00:58:07,599
Let me tell you a story...
806
00:58:08,505 --> 00:58:12,407
about a little fat boy that nobody loved...
807
00:58:12,643 --> 00:58:15,976
and all the other kids,
they used to make fun of him...
808
00:58:17,648 --> 00:58:19,582
and they would pick on him...
809
00:58:19,650 --> 00:58:23,677
and they used to say
that he talked funny and stuff...
810
00:58:24,154 --> 00:58:26,384
and he had a twin brother...
811
00:58:26,456 --> 00:58:27,946
and everybody said...
812
00:58:28,025 --> 00:58:31,483
that he didn't look
anything like his twin brother...
813
00:58:32,296 --> 00:58:33,923
but he wanted to.
814
00:58:33,997 --> 00:58:35,294
Egg....
815
00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:38,960
Were you the little fat boy?
816
00:58:40,304 --> 00:58:43,330
No. But I used to like to beat him up.
817
00:58:43,407 --> 00:58:45,773
I'd go, "Why are you so fat?"
818
00:58:45,842 --> 00:58:48,310
And I'd beat the shit out of him.
819
00:58:49,579 --> 00:58:51,706
Isn't that a great story?
820
00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,977
Yeah, thanks.
821
00:58:58,522 --> 00:59:00,854
Are you a little nervous? No?
822
00:59:01,525 --> 00:59:03,186
Nobody's going to show up.
823
00:59:03,694 --> 00:59:07,494
Everybody's going to show up. It's been
the greatest media blitz in Nantucket.
824
00:59:07,564 --> 00:59:10,556
-I don't want to hear another word.
-What about Beckerstead?
825
00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:14,092
-Will he pull something?
-It's covered, I promise you.
826
00:59:14,171 --> 00:59:17,698
You just relax and have a good time,
because you're going to be great.
827
00:59:17,874 --> 00:59:19,432
Okay? Trust me.
828
00:59:20,911 --> 00:59:22,003
Hoops...
829
00:59:23,413 --> 00:59:25,847
I just want to tell you....
830
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,684
I guess I know what you mean.
831
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:37,886
Hoops?
832
00:59:37,961 --> 00:59:39,986
Yeah. Got to run. See you at the club.
833
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,133
This one's for Cassandra.
834
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:24,900
Come on!
835
01:00:46,163 --> 01:00:49,257
Teddy? Don't forget about tonight.
836
01:00:49,566 --> 01:00:50,999
Dad, I'll go.
837
01:00:51,268 --> 01:00:53,361
I'll go after I do my laps!
838
01:00:54,337 --> 01:00:56,134
Thank you, Teddy.
839
01:01:17,928 --> 01:01:19,418
Have a nice swim.
840
01:01:25,001 --> 01:01:26,229
Come on in.
841
01:01:27,537 --> 01:01:29,937
Come on in, Cookie wookie wookie.
842
01:01:38,048 --> 01:01:40,881
-Cookie, help me!
-What's wrong?
843
01:01:40,951 --> 01:01:41,883
Come here!
844
01:04:09,799 --> 01:04:11,357
Two. Enjoy it.
845
01:05:01,384 --> 01:05:02,612
What?
846
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,480
I'm sorry, Miss...
847
01:05:04,654 --> 01:05:08,249
but all the money in the world
won't get you that house.
848
01:05:08,792 --> 01:05:11,352
But it's my house,
and that's the money I owe you.
849
01:05:11,428 --> 01:05:12,861
I understand.
850
01:05:12,929 --> 01:05:16,126
Mr. Beckerstead bought the mortgage
from the bank.
851
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,298
He can foreclose when he wants.
852
01:05:19,536 --> 01:05:21,504
You gave me until today.
853
01:05:21,705 --> 01:05:23,036
I'm sorry.
854
01:05:23,239 --> 01:05:26,367
The bank was lenient
for as long as it could be.
855
01:05:26,976 --> 01:05:31,310
What about those people? It's their home.
How could you sell it to him?
856
01:05:31,681 --> 01:05:34,616
Mr. Beckerstead is a lot wealthier
than you.
857
01:05:45,729 --> 01:05:47,959
What's going on? What happened?
858
01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:54,401
What does it matter? The house is theirs.
859
01:05:54,471 --> 01:05:55,961
That's right.
860
01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:58,337
And get this ugly mutt...
861
01:05:58,408 --> 01:06:00,035
off my property.
862
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,274
Boscoe!
863
01:06:07,851 --> 01:06:09,876
Dr. Balson to ER.
864
01:06:16,192 --> 01:06:19,389
Squid, it's okay.
Boscoe's going to be just fine.
865
01:06:19,562 --> 01:06:22,463
I don't know. They've been in there awhile.
866
01:06:22,532 --> 01:06:24,523
I think I smell gas, too.
867
01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:29,003
Cassandra, will you really leave?
868
01:06:29,172 --> 01:06:32,505
Why should I stay?
There's nothing left here for me.
869
01:06:34,210 --> 01:06:36,041
How can you say that?
870
01:06:37,714 --> 01:06:40,547
What about the house
and all those people?
871
01:06:40,617 --> 01:06:43,177
Will we just give in to the Beckersteads?
872
01:06:43,253 --> 01:06:46,188
We can't let them walk away
with everything.
873
01:06:46,256 --> 01:06:50,852
If we give in, we're giving in
to all the cute, fuzzy bunnies in the world.
874
01:06:52,762 --> 01:06:55,458
Yeah, that's just what I was thinking.
875
01:06:55,965 --> 01:06:59,731
What I mean is, we can't give up.
We got to think of a plan.
876
01:07:00,003 --> 01:07:01,231
A plan.
877
01:07:03,339 --> 01:07:05,807
"Without a plan, there's no attack.
878
01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:08,139
"Without attack, no victory."
879
01:07:08,278 --> 01:07:10,303
Where have I heard that before?
880
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:13,577
A plan. Oh, boy, I've got a plan.
881
01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:16,585
-Acky's got a plan! What is it?
-The regatta.
882
01:07:16,653 --> 01:07:18,086
The regatta?
883
01:07:18,755 --> 01:07:21,280
The regatta. The sailing boat race.
884
01:07:21,524 --> 01:07:25,460
The one-boat rowing, sailing,
motoring regatta around Nantucket.
885
01:07:25,528 --> 01:07:27,496
Your plan involves a boat?
886
01:07:27,564 --> 01:07:29,122
But Teddy will win it.
887
01:07:29,199 --> 01:07:31,326
He wins every year.
Everybody knows that.
888
01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:33,631
But what happens if he doesn't?
889
01:07:33,703 --> 01:07:37,503
His grandfather takes away everything
he and his father own...
890
01:07:37,574 --> 01:07:40,042
making his life as dreary as ours.
891
01:07:40,376 --> 01:07:41,741
Poor guys.
892
01:07:42,045 --> 01:07:43,103
And?
893
01:07:43,179 --> 01:07:44,942
So we win the race.
894
01:07:45,849 --> 01:07:49,910
He can't live without the trophy.
We can't live without the house.
895
01:07:50,386 --> 01:07:52,013
We make a trade.
896
01:07:52,956 --> 01:07:55,982
Great, Ack Ack.
There's just one thing missing.
897
01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:57,422
The boat.
898
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:18,677
The boat.
899
01:08:21,284 --> 01:08:23,411
She's really in good shape.
900
01:08:25,688 --> 01:08:28,350
Mind you, she could use a little help.
901
01:10:02,418 --> 01:10:03,612
George?
902
01:10:06,956 --> 01:10:09,652
Welcome, all,
to the christening of the boat.
903
01:10:09,726 --> 01:10:11,921
For this gala occasion, I got something...
904
01:10:11,995 --> 01:10:14,725
my parents brought me back from France.
905
01:10:16,065 --> 01:10:19,967
I've been saving it for a special occasion.
I think this is it.
906
01:10:23,272 --> 01:10:25,001
That's really nice.
907
01:10:25,074 --> 01:10:27,599
Cassandra, would you do the honors?
908
01:10:36,753 --> 01:10:38,118
To the boat.
909
01:10:38,187 --> 01:10:39,620
To the boat!
910
01:10:43,793 --> 01:10:46,728
-We'll patch that up.
-We'll fix that later.
911
01:10:46,829 --> 01:10:50,356
Listen, Hoops, here's a little something...
912
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,131
from all of us to all of you.
913
01:10:53,269 --> 01:10:56,102
What, for me? What is it?
914
01:10:58,808 --> 01:11:01,470
Thank you. What is this for?
915
01:11:02,812 --> 01:11:05,576
The captain has to have his captain hat.
916
01:11:08,818 --> 01:11:12,584
I can't accept this.
Acky, you be captain. It was your idea.
917
01:11:12,655 --> 01:11:15,783
It's decided, Hoops.
You're the man for the job.
918
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:19,060
I can't be captain.
I won't even be on the boat.
919
01:11:19,128 --> 01:11:21,028
I'll be on land. Sorry, fellows.
920
01:11:22,765 --> 01:11:23,959
Hoops?
921
01:11:26,035 --> 01:11:28,469
Let's have a look at that engine.
922
01:11:29,172 --> 01:11:31,072
-Yeah.
-Sure, that'll be great.
923
01:11:55,498 --> 01:11:56,988
What's wrong?
924
01:11:57,233 --> 01:11:58,495
Nothing.
925
01:11:59,502 --> 01:12:02,164
I just don't like boats. I hate boats.
926
01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:05,067
Since I was a kid, I don't like boats.
927
01:12:05,508 --> 01:12:09,604
Maybe you just haven't had
the right kind of experience on a boat.
928
01:12:11,748 --> 01:12:13,511
Maybe you're right.
929
01:12:25,828 --> 01:12:27,455
That's it, boys.
930
01:12:29,031 --> 01:12:32,262
We got to have an engine
for part of this race.
931
01:12:32,935 --> 01:12:34,368
I'll get it.
932
01:12:35,037 --> 01:12:38,404
Most of those guys
will have Evinrudes and Mercuries...
933
01:12:38,474 --> 01:12:39,907
heavy stuff.
934
01:12:40,576 --> 01:12:43,977
I don't think this puppy
is going to cut the mustard.
935
01:12:44,347 --> 01:12:46,781
Well, that's the best my dad had.
936
01:12:54,223 --> 01:12:55,520
Clay!
937
01:12:55,892 --> 01:12:57,382
What happened?
938
01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:01,191
Teddy brought his car in for a tune-up.
939
01:13:02,031 --> 01:13:03,589
Did he hit you?
940
01:13:42,672 --> 01:13:45,038
One, two, three, four.
941
01:14:04,827 --> 01:14:06,727
What the hell is that?
942
01:14:30,953 --> 01:14:32,318
Hi, Ted.
943
01:14:33,222 --> 01:14:34,917
How you doing?
944
01:14:34,991 --> 01:14:36,219
McCann.
945
01:14:38,995 --> 01:14:42,123
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
946
01:14:43,299 --> 01:14:46,700
Welcome to the Nantucket Regatta.
947
01:14:47,904 --> 01:14:50,270
The first part of the regatta...
948
01:14:51,107 --> 01:14:54,235
will test your strength and stamina.
949
01:14:54,644 --> 01:14:57,010
From this line, you will row....
950
01:14:57,380 --> 01:14:58,404
You!
951
01:14:58,481 --> 01:15:00,449
You will not....
952
01:15:00,650 --> 01:15:02,242
Get down! Come here.
953
01:15:02,385 --> 01:15:03,784
Go! Go! Go!
954
01:15:06,088 --> 01:15:08,352
Come on, save it for the race.
955
01:15:09,525 --> 01:15:12,619
There, you will drop your sails...
956
01:15:13,029 --> 01:15:15,054
and start your engines...
957
01:15:15,331 --> 01:15:17,322
for the final stretch...
958
01:15:17,767 --> 01:15:20,235
back into Nantucket Harbor.
959
01:15:21,137 --> 01:15:22,331
Now....
960
01:15:22,805 --> 01:15:24,966
lf everyone is ready....
961
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,422
Go! Go!
962
01:15:45,728 --> 01:15:47,355
-Hey, Egg.
-What?
963
01:15:48,097 --> 01:15:51,066
Tito Ramirez is wrestling
Mr. Congeniality...
964
01:15:51,367 --> 01:15:53,301
in a half-hour.
965
01:15:54,470 --> 01:15:57,701
Teddy says Mr. Congeniality
doesn't have a chance.
966
01:16:06,816 --> 01:16:08,249
Go! Come on!
967
01:16:10,219 --> 01:16:11,277
Go!
968
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,326
Come on, guys. They're gaining on us!
969
01:17:06,709 --> 01:17:09,143
We'll take care of this right now.
970
01:17:09,712 --> 01:17:11,145
Dad? Shit.
971
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:15,273
You just steer the boat,
you stupid, imbecilic retard.
972
01:17:15,351 --> 01:17:19,014
You're not my son. I knew I couldn't
trust you to do this without me.
973
01:17:19,288 --> 01:17:22,985
-What are you doing?
-First, we just take out that halyard.
974
01:17:23,059 --> 01:17:24,686
This race is yours.
975
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:27,627
-Come on, Dad, I can win--
-Shut your mouth, Teddy!
976
01:17:27,696 --> 01:17:29,323
That's an order.
977
01:17:37,606 --> 01:17:39,403
Shit! What happened?
978
01:17:39,975 --> 01:17:42,170
Now, you may proceed.
979
01:17:43,779 --> 01:17:47,180
-The halyard snapped.
-It couldn't have just snapped.
980
01:17:49,485 --> 01:17:50,611
Look.
981
01:17:52,488 --> 01:17:53,978
You bastards!
982
01:17:57,059 --> 01:17:59,084
Fix that Australian boat.
983
01:17:59,295 --> 01:18:01,820
Well, there goes Cassandra's house.
984
01:18:01,931 --> 01:18:03,364
That's that.
985
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:07,234
We can't quit!
We got to do something. Think!
986
01:18:07,303 --> 01:18:10,431
We got to get the halyard
back through its holder.
987
01:18:10,506 --> 01:18:11,666
We can't do that out here.
988
01:18:13,909 --> 01:18:15,672
We're not dead yet.
989
01:18:18,948 --> 01:18:21,007
Man, we're getting smoked.
990
01:18:21,350 --> 01:18:23,375
What are you doing, Hoops?
991
01:18:23,452 --> 01:18:25,113
Desperation move.
992
01:18:48,711 --> 01:18:50,076
Two points!
993
01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:17,532
Ty, take out the main sheet!
994
01:19:19,942 --> 01:19:21,170
Come on!
995
01:19:30,719 --> 01:19:32,550
-Man overboard!
-Jesus!
996
01:19:33,189 --> 01:19:35,123
Drop the sails, fellows.
997
01:19:36,892 --> 01:19:38,792
Acky. God.
998
01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:43,491
Hold on, buddy. We'll be there in a minute.
999
01:19:43,566 --> 01:19:44,931
All right!
1000
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,166
Acky!
1001
01:19:52,508 --> 01:19:53,702
Go on!
1002
01:19:54,476 --> 01:19:55,670
I got him!
1003
01:19:55,744 --> 01:19:57,075
Are you sure?
1004
01:19:57,146 --> 01:19:58,943
I got him. Beat it!
1005
01:20:00,749 --> 01:20:02,182
Let's do it!
1006
01:20:02,885 --> 01:20:04,910
Go get those scum, mates!
1007
01:20:07,022 --> 01:20:09,081
Come to me. Help me, boys!
1008
01:20:19,301 --> 01:20:20,859
Check this out.
1009
01:20:20,970 --> 01:20:22,631
I don't believe it.
1010
01:20:22,705 --> 01:20:25,037
Aloha! We're back! How are you?
1011
01:20:26,208 --> 01:20:28,108
Teddy, go faster.
1012
01:20:28,344 --> 01:20:31,643
The wind's dying down.
We're almost to the engine buoy.
1013
01:20:31,714 --> 01:20:33,841
I'm not taking any chances.
1014
01:20:34,717 --> 01:20:37,686
Dad, damn it. Why don't you listen to me?
I can win!
1015
01:20:37,886 --> 01:20:40,252
The only way to win, Theodore...
1016
01:20:40,489 --> 01:20:42,514
is to cheat. Remember.
1017
01:20:43,459 --> 01:20:47,225
A little hole in their hull
will slow them down just enough.
1018
01:20:48,230 --> 01:20:50,391
He's lost his mind! Get down!
1019
01:20:55,838 --> 01:20:57,305
What the hell is that?
1020
01:20:57,373 --> 01:20:59,273
Teddy, come back here!
1021
01:20:59,742 --> 01:21:02,006
Come back here right now, boy!
1022
01:21:02,144 --> 01:21:03,338
Teddy!
1023
01:21:03,412 --> 01:21:05,972
My god. A giant dolphin with rabies.
1024
01:21:06,181 --> 01:21:07,739
Come back here!
1025
01:21:09,585 --> 01:21:10,882
Theodore!
1026
01:21:13,322 --> 01:21:15,313
Come back here. Help me!
1027
01:21:25,267 --> 01:21:29,033
The wind's coming up.
Let's set sail! Let's get out of here!
1028
01:21:29,171 --> 01:21:31,401
Boy, if I ever get out of this...
1029
01:21:31,473 --> 01:21:34,101
I'm going to make you into a stew!
1030
01:21:34,476 --> 01:21:35,738
Help me!
1031
01:21:39,815 --> 01:21:41,476
Somebody help me!
1032
01:21:54,697 --> 01:21:57,222
All right! There's the engine buoy!
1033
01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:01,329
There's the buoy!
1034
01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:07,805
Come on, let's get out of here.
1035
01:22:08,077 --> 01:22:10,568
Hustle! Come on, move it, move it!
1036
01:22:11,714 --> 01:22:13,739
Come on, ladies! Let's go!
1037
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,817
Start up the engine.
1038
01:22:20,322 --> 01:22:23,917
Good luck trying to beat a Merc
with a lawnmower engine!
1039
01:22:37,706 --> 01:22:40,334
Gentlemen, prepare to blow the hatch!
1040
01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:51,351
Gentlemen, I am blowing the hatch!
1041
01:23:17,379 --> 01:23:19,074
Teddy, step on it.
1042
01:23:19,214 --> 01:23:22,672
I've got her full throttle.
She doesn't have any more.
1043
01:23:26,622 --> 01:23:29,216
What the hell they got in that thing?
1044
01:23:33,162 --> 01:23:34,390
My car.
1045
01:23:38,667 --> 01:23:40,259
Thank you very much.
1046
01:23:40,335 --> 01:23:42,269
Bye-bye. See you later!
1047
01:24:07,463 --> 01:24:10,762
I'd like to thank everyone
that made this possible.
1048
01:24:19,241 --> 01:24:20,674
Hey, Cookie.
1049
01:24:21,109 --> 01:24:23,907
Why don't we quit
playing all these games?
1050
01:24:32,654 --> 01:24:34,417
Look what I caught!
1051
01:24:35,123 --> 01:24:36,818
How you doing? Are you hurt?
1052
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,723
Squid! Look at that.
1053
01:24:41,230 --> 01:24:42,458
Boscoe!
1054
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,640
-Thanks again, mate.
-You're welcome.
1055
01:25:08,156 --> 01:25:11,717
I heard what you did, Ack Ack.
It's all over the island.
1056
01:25:12,261 --> 01:25:13,751
You're a hero.
1057
01:25:14,129 --> 01:25:15,994
I'm proud of you, Son.
1058
01:25:16,231 --> 01:25:17,596
Damn proud.
1059
01:25:20,903 --> 01:25:22,871
I want you to come home.
1060
01:25:24,973 --> 01:25:28,033
Does this mean
I have to give back the bazooka?
1061
01:25:30,112 --> 01:25:32,910
Let's talk about it over a hot chocolate.
1062
01:25:40,756 --> 01:25:41,950
Hey, Teddy.
1063
01:25:43,926 --> 01:25:45,791
What if we make a deal?
1064
01:25:45,861 --> 01:25:47,988
You need the trophy, we need the house.
1065
01:25:48,063 --> 01:25:50,588
And everybody's happy. Come on, Ted.
1066
01:25:52,568 --> 01:25:53,660
Okay.
1067
01:25:54,570 --> 01:25:56,868
You're only half right, McCann.
1068
01:25:58,073 --> 01:26:01,065
That house won't do you
or your father any good.
1069
01:26:01,143 --> 01:26:04,340
I'm not putting a dime
in the Beckerstead Estates.
1070
01:26:04,580 --> 01:26:07,640
This is the real investment, Teddy:
Friendship!
1071
01:26:08,350 --> 01:26:10,250
Here's your house back.
1072
01:26:10,352 --> 01:26:12,047
Thank you so much.
1073
01:26:12,187 --> 01:26:14,621
The little lady has quite a voice.
1074
01:26:15,357 --> 01:26:16,881
Come on, Teddy.
1075
01:26:38,947 --> 01:26:40,380
Once upon a time...
1076
01:26:40,449 --> 01:26:43,543
there was a happy guy
that love finally found...
1077
01:26:43,952 --> 01:26:46,648
and this time, love didn't pass him by.
1078
01:26:46,755 --> 01:26:49,053
Old boy finally caught a break.
1079
01:26:49,358 --> 01:26:52,054
This love story lasted all summer long.
1080
01:26:52,394 --> 01:26:55,625
There was nothing
even the cute and fuzzy bunnies...
1081
01:26:55,697 --> 01:26:57,892
could do about it, thank you.
1082
01:27:24,693 --> 01:27:26,558
95.5 F.M...
1083
01:27:26,628 --> 01:27:28,391
music-money time.
1084
01:27:28,997 --> 01:27:32,091
This is it. We're looking
for caller number 50!
1085
01:27:32,234 --> 01:27:33,565
Good luck.
1086
01:27:34,770 --> 01:27:36,431
You're on the air!
1087
01:27:36,505 --> 01:27:37,995
-Hello?
-Hello!
1088
01:27:38,073 --> 01:27:40,166
This the contest at the radio station?
1089
01:27:40,242 --> 01:27:43,609
l hope you're sitting,
'cause you've won $1 million!
1090
01:27:43,845 --> 01:27:46,439
-Jesus Christ, I won!
-lt's all yours!
1091
01:27:46,581 --> 01:27:48,981
This changes everything for me.
1092
01:27:49,051 --> 01:27:52,077
I deserve this. I've been sitting, waiting,
day after day...
1093
01:27:52,154 --> 01:27:54,384
in this room waiting for your lousy song...
1094
01:27:54,456 --> 01:27:57,448
and I've gotten through!
I feel so lucky, so blessed...
1095
01:27:57,526 --> 01:27:58,925
so powerful!
1096
01:28:00,429 --> 01:28:02,397
-Congratulations!
-Hello?
1097
01:28:02,564 --> 01:28:03,724
Hello?
1098
01:28:03,865 --> 01:28:07,028
We seem to be cut off.
Let's take another caller.
1099
01:28:07,135 --> 01:28:08,796
You're on the air.
1100
01:28:09,137 --> 01:28:11,128
-Did l win?
-You sure did.
1101
01:28:11,606 --> 01:28:14,973
You better believe it, lady.
$1 million is all yours!
1102
01:28:15,077 --> 01:28:16,806
l can't believe it!
1103
01:28:16,912 --> 01:28:19,813
It's certainly been a great summer for you.
1104
01:28:19,881 --> 01:28:22,941
Just a second.
There's a rocket coming in here.
1105
01:28:23,285 --> 01:28:24,547
A rocket?
1106
01:28:24,986 --> 01:28:27,011
Wait, what about my money?
1107
01:28:28,490 --> 01:28:29,957
Hello? Hello?
1108
01:28:30,692 --> 01:28:32,284
ls anyone there?
1109
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,300
Clay, look! A bonfire!
1110
01:28:42,671 --> 01:28:44,502
Get the marshmallows!
1111
01:28:46,308 --> 01:28:48,242
Thank you very much.
1112
01:33:15,410 --> 01:33:17,435
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