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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,031 --> 00:01:14,991 You sent for me, sir? 2 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:16,742 An errand for you. 3 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,035 Yes sir? 4 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,205 Deliver this for me. 5 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,165 Indeed I will, sir. 6 00:01:23,499 --> 00:01:26,669 God knows where this will lead. 7 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:29,422 Well, we have to find out, won't we sir? 8 00:01:29,755 --> 00:01:31,716 - Oh, O'Brien. - Sir. 9 00:01:32,049 --> 00:01:33,134 Keep this quiet. 10 00:01:33,467 --> 00:01:35,261 Mum's the word, sir. 11 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,997 - Ah, signore. - Ah, good afternoon. 12 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,208 Would you be kind enough to deliver this for me please? 13 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:48,209 - Si. - Gmui. 14 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:49,335 Prego. 15 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,978 Hey, mail for you. 16 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,970 - Jenkins. - Yes sir. 17 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,473 You are to pick up Mr. Hodgkins at the Beverly Wilshire 18 00:04:25,806 --> 00:04:28,058 at 9:30, deliver him to the airport. 19 00:04:28,392 --> 00:04:29,059 Yes sir. 20 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:30,478 And Jenkins? 21 00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:33,230 There's a labor dispute or something at the airport. 22 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,233 Be certain that Mr. Hodgkins doesn't encounter any riffraff. 23 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,735 Very good sir. 24 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:42,948 Gentlemen, allow me to say this one more time. 25 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,910 Ours is about to become a lost art. 26 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:49,622 We are gentlemen's gentlemen. 27 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:52,541 We're not liberal, we're not progressive, 28 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,251 nor are we conservative. 29 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,213 In fact we have no political opinions at all. 30 00:04:57,546 --> 00:05:00,216 We are not interested in change. 31 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:07,473 ♪ I'm busted by the things you do 32 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:13,145 ♪ I know where it all leads to 33 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,481 ♪ But you better look out yeah 34 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,984 ♪ Better watch out here it comes 35 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,320 ♪ I say here it comes 36 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,615 ♪ I say here it comes 37 00:05:26,742 --> 00:05:29,078 ♪ Oh baby can you feel it 38 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,374 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah 39 00:05:33,707 --> 00:05:36,794 ♪ What to do about you 40 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,715 ♪ You'll see 41 00:05:42,049 --> 00:05:45,261 ♪ Is it really so strange 42 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:49,473 ♪ Somethings never really change 43 00:05:50,474 --> 00:05:52,393 ♪ Because your mind is empty 44 00:05:52,726 --> 00:05:56,605 We live in a time of fast food and wrestle mania. 45 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,859 Our job is to hold the line. 46 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,362 The philistines are at the door. 47 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,322 The yahoos are at the window. 48 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,241 They shall not pass. 49 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:11,245 I'm sorry I'm late! 50 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:14,707 Oh, oh, oh I'm sorry! 51 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:17,167 What are you doing? 52 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:19,086 I came for a job. 53 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,005 This is Brentwood Limousine Limited. 54 00:06:21,338 --> 00:06:22,923 I know, I'm gonna be a driver. 55 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,551 Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, 56 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,387 you are going to be a murderer. 57 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:43,903 What do you want? 58 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:44,820 Job. 59 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,071 - Doing what? - Driving. 60 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:47,197 Driving what? 61 00:06:47,531 --> 00:06:49,366 Big black limousines, woo baby! 62 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:50,284 Goodbye. 63 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,410 What do you mean, goodbye? 64 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,120 I mean get out. 65 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,039 Mr. Witherspoon hired me. 66 00:06:55,372 --> 00:06:56,040 Don't lie to me. 67 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:58,000 I'm not lying to you. 68 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,293 You're deluded. 69 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,587 I've never had a lude in my life! 70 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,297 Get me security. 71 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:06,467 My name is Casey Meadows. 72 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:09,178 Mr. Casey Meadows? 73 00:07:09,511 --> 00:07:10,179 No. 74 00:07:10,512 --> 00:07:11,597 It says your name. 75 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:12,473 Yes. 76 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:15,434 - You're female. - Yes I am. 77 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,312 And you say that Mr. Witherspoon hired you as a driver 78 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,230 for us? 79 00:07:20,564 --> 00:07:21,899 - Bingo! - When? 80 00:07:22,232 --> 00:07:23,359 - Yesterday. - How? 81 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:24,568 This dude. 82 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:25,986 What dude? 83 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,321 I don't know, never saw him. 84 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,072 There was this guy in a monkey suit left a note 85 00:07:28,405 --> 00:07:28,989 where I used to work. 86 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,032 I just quit. 87 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:31,450 Said to be here at 8:30. 88 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:32,785 That's why I'm a little late because I had a little party 89 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:34,411 and my dog got into some of the drinks. 90 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,580 He had some beer and bourbon and scotch 91 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,457 and this morning woke up, he was so sick. 92 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,709 He had one of those hangovers you can't keep anything down, 93 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,461 you just throw up and you throw up and you throw up 94 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:43,545 so I tried to give him an Alka-Seltzer. 95 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:45,089 That's why I'm a little late. 96 00:07:45,422 --> 00:07:46,465 Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer? 97 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,050 I put it on his tongue and I held his mouth closed. 98 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,718 Foamed over the side. 99 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,512 So I think it burned his tongue 3 little bit 100 00:07:51,845 --> 00:07:53,597 because he started barking and he tried to bite me 101 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,349 and that's real unusual for Mr. Boomerang. 102 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,350 Shut up! 103 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:57,685 Huh? 104 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,229 Mr. Witherspoon did not hire you. 105 00:08:00,562 --> 00:08:01,563 Yes he did. 106 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:02,606 - He did not. - Did too. 107 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,399 Did not. 108 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:04,692 Call him up. 109 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:06,986 I'm going to, thank you. 110 00:08:08,612 --> 00:08:10,155 Yes, Mr. Witherspoon. 111 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:11,156 McBride here. 112 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,449 Good morning sir. 113 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,828 I have a young woman with us, Miss Meadows. 114 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:19,623 She maintains that you hired her as a driver. 115 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,959 She is a female. 116 00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:26,380 Very well sir. 117 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,591 Yes, we'll put her through the trial period. 118 00:08:29,925 --> 00:08:32,469 Thank... 119 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:39,643 It will be a very unpleasant trial period, and a short one. 120 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,396 - Giles. - Yes sir? 121 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,314 Get her a uniform. 122 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:52,573 Hey, slow down. 123 00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:54,408 What's your problem? 124 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:55,743 Where are you going, babe? 125 00:08:56,076 --> 00:08:58,370 It is babe, isn't it? 126 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,205 A bloody female! 127 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,207 Never thought I'd live to see the day. 128 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,418 Jesus Mary and Joseph, will you give it a rest? 129 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:05,586 She'll be the death of us yet. 130 00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:08,464 - You are not going to die. - Dead already. 131 00:09:08,797 --> 00:09:09,590 Ain't no place for a woman. 132 00:09:09,923 --> 00:09:11,967 I don't believe it, you above all people. 133 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,761 I should have thought you'd against this type 134 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:14,803 of segregation. 135 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,096 Ain't segregation. 136 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,473 What do you call it then? 137 00:09:17,806 --> 00:09:18,474 Nature. 138 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:19,516 It's not the driving. 139 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,310 Oh really, what is it then? 140 00:09:21,643 --> 00:09:22,311 White women. 141 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:23,604 The what? 142 00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:24,605 Woman such as that don't have to work 143 00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:26,106 'cause she never had to work. 144 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,608 All she got to do is wiggle her butt 145 00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:30,861 and she can get anything she wants. 146 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,571 Lord deliver me! 147 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,823 Dropped your cards. 148 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:39,953 These are men's clothes. 149 00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:42,456 It's a man's job. 150 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,332 Fine. 151 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,346 You're welcome to watch. 152 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,561 A woman is a horrible goddamn thing to have around. 153 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:05,562 That's the truth. 154 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:06,563 How would you know? 155 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:07,981 I've been married five times. 156 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,525 Then you never kept a woman around long enough 157 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:11,068 to find out, did you? 158 00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:12,611 There'll be hair curlers all over the place! 159 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,862 Panties in the sink. 160 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,656 Brassieres hanging on the lamps. 161 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:19,576 There'“ be a goddamn douche bag “m the showed! 162 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:25,374 Kiss me, stupid. 163 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,253 Do you think the little bimbo can drive a car? 164 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,588 Damnit men, what are you all so hot and bothered about? 165 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,174 Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? 166 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,926 You couldn't handle that, could you? 167 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,011 I seen enough titties in my time. 168 00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:39,471 I haven't. 169 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,682 Been 100 years since I seen a good titty. 170 00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:43,058 No such thing as a bad titty. 171 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,309 God damnit! 172 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:45,811 There now, that's my point. 173 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,355 The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour 174 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:52,609 and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples! 175 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:53,735 Didn't mention nipples. 176 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:55,863 We were speaking of the titty as a whole. 177 00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:57,656 Oh shut up. 178 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,616 Well now, looks as if the little girl 179 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,161 is gonna put some life back in you old dinosaurs yet. 180 00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:03,871 If she can drive. 181 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,664 Can you drive? 182 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,041 I can drive anything but what you call it, stick shift. 183 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,334 You can't drive a standard? 184 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:10,711 Then you don't have a chauffer's license. 185 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:12,880 - Oh yes I do. - How? 186 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:13,797 - Wimoweh. - What? 187 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,841 I used to work at Camp Wimoweh and all the counselors there 188 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,176 used to have class two licenses. 189 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:19,803 You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines? 190 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:20,762 Woo baby! 191 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:22,514 Memorize this. 192 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,057 If you can read. 193 00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:25,434 What is this? 194 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,654 Dawson, better get a move on. 195 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,406 Gotta be at the Hyatt by 10. 196 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,491 Yes sir I think our little girl 197 00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:43,285 is gonna fit in just fine. 198 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,745 - Stop! - No! 199 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:45,871 - Come back here! - Why? 200 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,081 - What'd you give me that thing for? - Those are the rules. 201 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:49,666 - They're stupid. - You don't like them? 202 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,044 - Quit. - You quit! 203 00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:53,378 I've been with mean old assholes like you all my life. 204 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,421 Well you certainly talk like a lady. 205 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,714 I'm not a lady. 206 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,591 I can see that. 207 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,135 You like making people look up to you, don't you? 208 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,803 I don't make the rules around here. 209 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,639 You don't make them but you love them! 210 00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,349 You go by the book or get out. 211 00:12:05,682 --> 00:12:06,725 Fine, I'm gone! 212 00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:08,727 What's the trouble, dear heart? 213 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:09,770 Don't touch me! 214 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:10,771 She's too good for us. 215 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:12,689 I came here to drive, not kiss ass. 216 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:13,982 Kiss... 217 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,817 Ah yes. 218 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:18,862 Henry, I left the boys deserted in there. 219 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,073 Would you go and sit in for me? 220 00:12:21,406 --> 00:12:22,032 Now, Henry. 221 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:26,703 Thank you, you're most gracious. 222 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,705 Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 223 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,041 You look like a cat's tail. 224 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,668 Listen. 225 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,254 Would you consider taking a little stroll with me? 226 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,339 There's something I'd like you to see. 227 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,840 I don't suck up to people! 228 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,342 I don't care what that book says. 229 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,677 Oh I agree. 230 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,303 I drive, they can open up their own goddamn doors! 231 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,346 I hear you. 232 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,639 I don't say sir to anybody. 233 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,392 I understand dear heart, really I do. 234 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,394 Now will you take that little walk with me? 235 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,688 There's something I'd like you to see. 236 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:53,689 What is it? 237 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,783 She's a rare and beautiful work of art, is she not? 238 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,159 What's she cost? 239 00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:09,830 Ah, the money is not important, child. 240 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:11,498 This your car? 241 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,794 Mr. Witherspoon set me up with her 20 years ago. 242 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:21,341 Go ahead, touch her. 243 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:31,143 You can feel it in your fingertips, can you not? 244 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:35,063 Take a look at that grill. 245 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:38,317 One man alone with his own hands made that. 246 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,860 I met him once. 247 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:40,944 Real artist. 248 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:45,490 The whole car is a rolling work of art. 249 00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:48,660 Just to sit in her makes you a better person 250 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,246 and that's our real job, child. 251 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,752 The world is dying for a bit of beauty. 252 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:59,963 And for a while, we can deliver that. 253 00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,016 Will this be my car? 254 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,769 Ah, in good time love, in good time. 255 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,771 Do you got your first assignment? 256 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:16,646 Ah, good. 257 00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:20,609 Alright in that case maybe you can do with this 258 00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:21,777 gohicle here. 259 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:26,323 Ooh baby! 260 00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:30,243 It's a fitting car for a rookie! 261 00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,870 Go get 'em girl! 262 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:32,996 Tally-ho! 263 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,680 ♪ Just when I had almost 264 00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,892 ♪ Forgotten all about her 265 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:58,188 ♪ The memory fell back into place 266 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,027 ♪ The dream returned right to me 267 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:07,781 ♪ See my life as dueling 268 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:12,077 ♪ Confronting my familiar embrace 269 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:18,375 ♪ Round and round and round I go 270 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,546 ♪ Though I try I can't let it go 271 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,635 ♪ Round and round and round she goes 272 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,722 ♪ Wherever she may be she knows 273 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,268 ♪ She knows 274 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:38,186 How long do you think the little bimbo will last? 275 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,438 She won't make a week. 276 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:40,647 10 bucks she don't make three days. 277 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:41,982 Alright bucko, you're on. 278 00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:43,108 You're out 10 bucks. 279 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,026 Oh yes, why pray? 280 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,154 McBride gave her that rock and roll moron. 281 00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:48,530 The animal? 282 00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,031 Yep, she'll be out before morning. 283 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:52,534 He gave her the animal for her first assignment? 284 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,035 - It's a hard life. - Shit. 285 00:15:54,369 --> 00:15:55,537 Care to raise the stakes? 286 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,955 She can't handle that for her first time out. 287 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,416 What's his name, Dog Bite? 288 00:15:59,749 --> 00:16:00,625 - Cat Fight. - Yeah. 289 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,420 He's a vile, foul-mouthed animal. 290 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:24,691 Hello? 291 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,991 Hello, is there anybody home? 292 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,364 Rise and shine! 293 00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:18,537 Take off your clothes and get into bed. 294 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,998 Excuse me, I'm here to take you to the concert. 295 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,124 Eat me. 296 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,459 That's my job. 297 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,961 Mr. Cat Fight. 298 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:28,964 Mr. Fight. 299 00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,258 This is my first day on the job. 300 00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:32,842 God, would you just shut up? 301 00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:33,843 Really! 302 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,845 You guys, I'm just trying... 303 00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:37,222 Knock it off! 304 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:44,229 People, I hate to cut your nap short, 305 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,440 but I think you should get your butts out of bed! 306 00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:49,442 Who the fuck are you? 307 00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:50,443 The chauffer. 308 00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:51,570 Whose chauffer? 309 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,071 Your chauffer. 310 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:58,285 Yeah, well you know what I did to me last female chauffer? 311 00:17:58,618 --> 00:17:59,661 No. 312 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,123 Stripped her and lit her pubes on fire. 313 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,833 That was the astrologer. 314 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,711 Oh, well what'd I do to the chauffer? 315 00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:09,129 You knocked her up. 316 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:11,381 Oh yeah. 317 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,008 Bullshit. 318 00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:14,426 What do you mean bullshit? 319 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:17,721 You never had a female chauffer. 320 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:19,431 - All men. - That's a fact. 321 00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:22,183 I banged a dude? 322 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,102 - Not the first time. - What? 323 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,021 Stewardess? 324 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:27,397 That bird was a bloke. 325 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,648 Yep. 326 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,026 What do you mean, I've been packing fudge? 327 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,528 You got it. 328 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,072 God, I must be losing me fucking marbles. 329 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,699 I hate to interrupt here, 330 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,243 but I have to take you to a concert. 331 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,244 Hey! 332 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,996 Perky tits! 333 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,581 Who the hell are you? 334 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,124 I'm your driver! 335 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,043 - You work for me? - Yes! 336 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:51,212 Then take off your clothes and get into bed. 337 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,131 You have a lot of people waiting for you at that concert 338 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,507 right now. 339 00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:55,550 Fuck 'em! 340 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,718 That's my job. 341 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,304 Now everybody just shut up. 342 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,557 Mr. Fight, if I don't get you on stage on time, 343 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,017 I'm going to lose my job. 344 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,186 Good, now shut your face. 345 00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:29,876 Oh you fucking bitch! 346 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,421 You're gonna be one bleedin' piece of meat! 347 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,843 Sweet young girl like that up against such slime. 348 00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,261 On her first day. 349 00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:41,429 It's a plot, that's what it is. 350 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,681 He's trying to get her fired. 351 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:44,474 You figured that out, did you? 352 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,187 Ready to go to work now? 353 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,313 Fuckin' A. 354 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,988 They don't know how to treat artists. 355 00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:02,909 Mozart, they let Mozart starve to death. 356 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,994 And Beethoven went deaf. 357 00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,498 Yeah and poor old Sid Vicious, well... 358 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,874 Shut up! 359 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,377 You steely eyed little bitch! 360 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,088 You'll be sorry when I'm gone. 361 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,132 Stop the car. 362 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,343 Stop the fucking car! 363 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,345 Jesus jumping Christ, look! 364 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,638 What? 365 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,223 A blue woman with a blue dog. 366 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,558 - No. - Yeah! 367 00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,184 - She ain't blue. - Her hair's blue. 368 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,310 That counts. 369 00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:32,272 - Dog's blue. - That's 20,000 points! 370 00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:33,773 Gotta get her underwear. 371 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,191 I'll get 'em. 372 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,902 What are you people talking about? 373 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:41,281 You shut up and keep the motor running. 374 00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,324 ♪ What I got ain't what I want 375 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:46,244 ♪ What I want ain't what I got 376 00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:49,080 ♪ Lord I tried but I'm never satisfied 377 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,290 ♪ What I got ain't what I want 378 00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:52,208 I want them panties. 379 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,627 Give me them panties. 380 00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:58,339 You little slut, I want them panties! 381 00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,550 Gimme them panties! 382 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,346 Gimme them panties. 383 00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:21,863 ♪ Lord I tried but I'm never satisfied 384 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,700 ♪ What I got ain't what I want 385 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,119 Just give them to me you old bat. 386 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,289 I'll smash your ugly little head! 387 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,927 20,000 fucking points! 388 00:21:46,387 --> 00:21:50,475 ♪ What I got ain't what I want at all 389 00:21:52,977 --> 00:21:55,396 ♪ What I got ain't what I want 390 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:58,233 ♪ What I want ain't what I got 391 00:21:58,566 --> 00:22:01,027 ♪ Lord I tried but I'm never satisfied 392 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,571 ♪ What I got ain't what I want 393 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,365 What the hell was all that? 394 00:22:05,698 --> 00:22:06,366 Just a game. 395 00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:09,118 I got 32,000 points now. 396 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,411 He's leading. 397 00:22:10,745 --> 00:22:12,247 All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun 398 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,123 walking a goat and I win. 399 00:22:14,457 --> 00:22:16,334 - Fat chance. - You watch. 400 00:22:19,712 --> 00:22:21,464 ♪ Fire 401 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,260 ♪ Fire 402 00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:29,556 ♪ Won't someone help with my fire 403 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,227 ♪ Fire 404 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,437 ♪ Fire 405 00:22:38,481 --> 00:22:40,358 Where is he where is he where is he where is he? 406 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:44,737 I cannot believe this, we're running out of time. 407 00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,240 ♪ I can't explain but it gets me down 408 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,410 ♪ Every time my head is upside down 409 00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:53,329 ♪ Got a feeling that it's in my brain 410 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,749 ♪ I'm so in love and I'm in pain 411 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,586 ♪ I could get you in my house 412 00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:02,881 ♪ Everything been's running north and south 413 00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:05,675 ♪ I got you in my bed 414 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:09,345 ♪ But the feeling's going out of my head 415 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,931 ♪ You've gotta run til you drop from exhaustion 416 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,934 ♪ Can't feel no pain 'cause my body turns numb 417 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,352 ♪ And when I'm finally there 418 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:17,896 ♪ And you think you're accomplished 419 00:23:18,229 --> 00:23:21,107 ♪ You've really done really nothing at all 420 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,526 ♪ Fire 421 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,612 ♪ Fire 422 00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:30,783 ♪ Won't someone help with my fire 423 00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:35,121 ♪ Fire 424 00:23:36,497 --> 00:23:38,249 ♪ Fire 425 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,588 ♪ I'm burning up from inside 426 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,508 ♪ Wowee 427 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,159 ♪ Fire 428 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,411 ♪ Fire 429 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:20,500 ♪ Won't someone help with my fire 430 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,044 ♪Oh 431 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,963 ♪ Fire 432 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,548 ♪ Fire 433 00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:31,427 Do I need this aggravation? 434 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,639 Believe me I do not need this aggravation. 435 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,599 ♪ Fire 436 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,487 ♪ Fire 437 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,490 ♪ Fire 438 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:57,787 ♪ Won't someone help with my fire 439 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,301 We're running out of time, I can see this, 440 00:25:12,635 --> 00:25:13,553 lawsuits all over the place. 441 00:25:13,886 --> 00:25:15,638 The stadium, the concession people, individual, 442 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,598 200 individuals who think they're gonna make money off me! 443 00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:19,475 Where is this asshole? 444 00:25:25,898 --> 00:25:26,899 Hey I got him, I got him. 445 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:29,068 Out of the way people, come on out of the way. 446 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,069 Come on. 447 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,572 Yeah I'll have 'em on stage in 20 seconds. 448 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,615 Yeah, out of the way. 449 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,660 ♪ Come on baby 450 00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:32,590 ♪ Hold my hand 451 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:37,845 ♪ We'll go swimming in the Rio Grande 452 00:26:38,721 --> 00:26:40,348 ♪ Do you wanna 453 00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:42,809 ♪ Do you wanna 454 00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:46,020 ♪ Do you wanna 455 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,606 ♪ Be my baby 456 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,193 ♪ Be my baby 457 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,987 ♪ Be my baby now 458 00:26:57,824 --> 00:27:00,326 ♪ Be my baby 459 00:27:00,701 --> 00:27:02,745 ♪ Be my baby 460 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,748 ♪ Be my baby now 461 00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:11,254 ♪ Be my baby 462 00:27:11,587 --> 00:27:13,798 ♪ Be my baby 463 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,676 ♪ Be my baby now 464 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:25,643 Never in the 40 year history of 465 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,186 Brentwood Limousine Limited 466 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,647 has an assignment been so bolqued. 467 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,399 I don't know what that word means. 468 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:33,526 Do you know what these are? 469 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,861 No. 470 00:27:35,194 --> 00:27:36,529 These are complaints from all over town about your 471 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,656 escapades last night. 472 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,701 The motel manager claims that you were seen 473 00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:44,537 in one of his rooms in the company of a throng 474 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,707 of naked women with a client. 475 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,375 Highly professional. 476 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,547 Woman says that you and your friends tried to rape her 477 00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:56,465 and her dog. 478 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,051 She was worth 20,000 points. 479 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:01,470 You are dismissed. 480 00:28:01,804 --> 00:28:02,513 Fine! 481 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:03,598 Then get out! 482 00:28:03,931 --> 00:28:06,267 Excuse me, Mr. McBride. 483 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,643 Yes sir. 484 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,770 Yeah I just wanted to come by here myself and thank you. 485 00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:12,815 Little lady here pulled off a miracle last night. 486 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:14,692 Miracle, yes. 487 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,986 The first time in that asshole, my client's whole career 488 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,738 he's ever been on time. 489 00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:20,114 Thanks. 490 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:21,407 Sure. 491 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,742 Yeah my boss called up Mr. Witherspoon, 492 00:28:23,075 --> 00:28:25,620 he's gonna double his contract with you people. 493 00:28:25,953 --> 00:28:26,996 How nice. 494 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,832 And, uh, here's something for you, eh. 495 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,340 Don't spend it all in one place. 496 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,430 Don't get your nipples hard, you got a long way to go 497 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:46,807 before you're hired. 498 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,608 One more and you're out. 499 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,026 I'm sorry sir. 500 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,569 Don't pay you to be sorry. 501 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,072 Sir, I've been up all night typing these. 502 00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:03,282 I haven't been to bed yet. 503 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,743 Supposed to be on my desk at nine o'clock. 504 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,078 It's only 9:15. 505 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,538 It's late. 506 00:29:09,872 --> 00:29:10,414 Yes sir. 507 00:29:11,874 --> 00:29:13,751 We've got a bid on the Marshall property, sir. 508 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,753 - How much? - Three million. 509 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,546 Hold for four. 510 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,799 But sir, they've got cash. 511 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,803 They don't have enough cash. 512 00:29:24,136 --> 00:29:24,929 Yes sir. 513 00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:29,684 Biloxi plant wants a 7% raise for its people in '86. 514 00:29:30,017 --> 00:29:31,185 No. 515 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,687 What do I tell them? 516 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,230 You tell them no. 517 00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:02,383 Good afternoon, sir. 518 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,885 I've brought your ice cream. 519 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,389 How many years have you been sneaking ice cream 520 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,016 past my doctor? 521 00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:12,310 Oh, about 20 years, sir. 522 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,773 Jeremy, of all the people who work in all my companies, 523 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,111 you're the only one I truly trust. 524 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:26,657 Well, we go a long way back, don't we sir? 525 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,993 Why won't you let me give you a decent job? 526 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,786 I'm a driver sir. 527 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:33,164 My father before me was a driver. 528 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:37,418 And his father before him drove a buggy for Queen Victoria. 529 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:38,586 I didn't know that. 530 00:30:38,919 --> 00:30:40,004 Oh yes indeed sir. 531 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:44,425 And besides, I wouldn't know what to do behind a desk. 532 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,843 I understand. 533 00:30:47,261 --> 00:30:48,846 How's the girl doing? 534 00:30:50,556 --> 00:30:53,309 Well, she's got a lot of her mother in her, sir. 535 00:30:53,642 --> 00:30:54,977 I'm not surprised. 536 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:59,565 Does she look like her mother? 537 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:03,778 She is the spitting image of Lydia sir, at that age. 538 00:31:05,237 --> 00:31:06,864 Then she's a beauty. 539 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,741 Oh indeed she is, sir. 540 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:09,825 That she is. 541 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,705 I think it's time I had a look at her. 542 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,584 Just leave it to me sir, I'll take care of it. 543 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,226 ♪ What Will I do 544 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,895 What's the matter, darling? 545 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:39,146 My stomach hurts. 546 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,065 Oh you poor pet. 547 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,067 Got the very thing for you. 548 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:44,068 Here. 549 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,862 Try a little drop of Irish. 550 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,573 Bring you into the ring of the pink of condition. 551 00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:51,158 - Mm. - How's that feel? 552 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,952 - Good. - Good. 553 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:55,996 Listen me ol' darling, I was just wondering. 554 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,249 Could you help an old man out of a spot? 555 00:31:58,582 --> 00:31:59,500 Name it. 556 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,877 Well, it's our silver anniversary today 557 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,255 and the missus will skin me alive if I don't get her 558 00:32:04,588 --> 00:32:05,256 a little something. 559 00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:06,924 Oh, that's sweet. 560 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,009 We've been married 20 years so I thought I'd get her 561 00:32:09,343 --> 00:32:10,761 - a silver spoon. - Crystal. 562 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,138 A crystal spoon? 563 00:32:12,471 --> 00:32:14,890 Crystal anniversary, 20 years is crystal. 564 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:16,100 Oh I see, I see. 565 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,352 Ah, you're very smart, to know that now huh? 566 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:19,979 Thank you. 567 00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:21,522 Then you'll take my assignment for me, will you? 568 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:22,898 Oh good. 569 00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,484 Very simple, all you got to do is to pick Mr. Roosevelt up 570 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,736 in front of the bank and drop him off at his club. 571 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:28,779 Nothing to it. 572 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:29,780 You got it. 573 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,532 You're a grand darling girl. 574 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:34,160 I'm glad someone thinks so. 575 00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:36,745 Oh, don't let those old bastards in there grind you down. 576 00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:37,872 Stuff on them. 577 00:32:38,205 --> 00:32:39,540 Try not to. 578 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:40,833 That's me darling girl. 579 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:43,586 Oh, incidentallly. 580 00:32:43,919 --> 00:32:45,212 Would you like to take my car? 581 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,797 You got it! 582 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,056 Good morning, Mr. Witherspoon. 583 00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:57,975 Good morning, Mr. Witherspoon. 584 00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,351 Good morning. 585 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,124 Are you Mr. Roosevelt? 586 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,001 And who might you be? 587 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,170 My name is Casey Meadows. 588 00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:28,923 - Is it indeed? - Yes. 589 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,718 Well then I must be Mr. Roosevelt. 590 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:33,802 After you. 591 00:33:34,845 --> 00:33:35,721 After you. 592 00:33:41,977 --> 00:33:45,314 Doolittle, would you just sit down? 593 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,320 Speed it up. 594 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:52,738 I've got to pick up Mr. Henderson in 20 minutes. 595 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:53,989 Don't hurry me. 596 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,033 Moses, no one on earth could hurry you. 597 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,827 You're slower than my papa's old mule. 598 00:33:59,161 --> 00:33:59,995 Had a mule, did you? 599 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:03,123 Yep, mule, pigs, chickens. 600 00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:05,167 Ah, my grandfather had a mule. 601 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,211 Drove a buggy for Queen Victoria. 602 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,546 To hell with you now! 603 00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:10,589 The queen of England was never pulled by a mule! 604 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,591 Oh, you were there I suppose. 605 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,594 Her majesty is pulled by six gleaming white stallions. 606 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,722 This was a snow white mule. 607 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,891 You sure it wasn't a snow white kangaroo 608 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,393 and her majesty just climbed on its back and 609 00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:24,895 hopped off to court? 610 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,856 Jenkins, you have a very low constitution. 611 00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:28,983 Good morning, Mr. McBride. 612 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:30,943 Where's the tart? 613 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,611 - The girl? - She ain't come in yet. 614 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:33,571 Where is the car? 615 00:34:33,904 --> 00:34:35,239 She's on assignment sir. 616 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:36,991 I didn't give her an assignment. 617 00:34:37,324 --> 00:34:39,910 Ah yes well oh now I remember. 618 00:34:41,328 --> 00:34:45,874 She has taken the car to have the engine looked at. 619 00:34:46,208 --> 00:34:48,085 She's gone to pick up Witherspoon. 620 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,087 Is she now? 621 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,048 What do you think I am, an idiot? 622 00:35:18,198 --> 00:35:20,618 ♪ I don't like riding the bus 623 00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:23,287 ♪ I don't like riding the bus 624 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,582 ♪ I swear I've had enough 625 00:35:26,915 --> 00:35:29,668 ♪ I don't like riding the bus 626 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:33,005 ♪ I don't like having exact change ready 627 00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:34,298 ♪ Or saying transfer please 628 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,593 Attention. 629 00:35:37,926 --> 00:35:40,137 You have made an illegal entry. 630 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:45,225 You are now a prisoner of Brentwood Limousine. 631 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:46,101 Oh shit. 632 00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:49,480 If you resist, you will be tranquilized. 633 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:50,481 Shut up! 634 00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:54,109 Attention. 635 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:56,654 You are now being tranquilized. 636 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:58,447 Attention. 637 00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:02,660 You are now a prisoner of Brentwood Limousine. 638 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:03,661 Attention. 639 00:36:03,994 --> 00:36:04,536 Help! 640 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:10,501 Help me! 641 00:36:12,127 --> 00:36:15,547 You have made an illegal entry. 642 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:20,094 Open the goddamn door! 643 00:36:20,427 --> 00:36:21,428 You give up now? 644 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,514 I give up, open the goddamn door! 645 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:24,807 What? 646 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,518 The door, open the goddamn door! 647 00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:28,769 You give up? 648 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,188 I give up, now open the goddamn door! 649 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:34,900 The door, the door, open the goddamn door! 650 00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:39,238 A prisoner of Brentwood Limousine. 651 00:36:39,571 --> 00:36:40,781 Thanks. 652 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:43,242 Attention. 653 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,547 - Get away from me! - No! 654 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,756 Stop following me! 655 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:58,841 Colleen, get back in the car, 656 00:36:59,174 --> 00:37:00,342 I'm not gonna tell you again. 657 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:03,262 I don't work for you, you don't tell me what to do! 658 00:37:03,595 --> 00:37:04,263 Yeah right. 659 00:37:04,596 --> 00:37:05,264 Get back in the car now! 660 00:37:05,597 --> 00:37:06,682 Fuck you! 661 00:37:07,015 --> 00:37:07,975 What did you say? 662 00:37:08,308 --> 00:37:09,309 Come here! 663 00:37:09,643 --> 00:37:11,311 - Watch your mouth! - Leave me alone! 664 00:37:11,645 --> 00:37:12,688 Stop it! 665 00:37:13,021 --> 00:37:14,815 Knock it off, right now. 666 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:16,066 Put me down now! 667 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,110 We'll talk about it in the car. 668 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:19,903 Unlock the damn door! 669 00:37:22,614 --> 00:37:24,491 Get in the car, move it! 670 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,619 Sit down. 671 00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:29,121 Move the damn car! 672 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:30,456 Where to? 673 00:37:30,789 --> 00:37:33,000 3251 Beverly Glen. 674 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,001 Colleen, why are you doing this? 675 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,294 I want out. 676 00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:36,462 What happened? 677 00:37:36,795 --> 00:37:37,463 - Nothing. - Don't lie to me! 678 00:37:37,796 --> 00:37:38,922 Don't tell me what to do. 679 00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:39,840 - You're just walking off! - That's right. 680 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,884 Speak to me, what happened? 681 00:37:42,217 --> 00:37:43,302 I'm pregnant! 682 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:46,221 That's wonderful. 683 00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:47,639 No Battle, it's terrible. 684 00:37:47,973 --> 00:37:52,644 - Why is it terrible? - Because it's not your baby. 685 00:37:52,978 --> 00:37:55,606 Look I'm sorry, I didn't want to have to tell you like this. 686 00:37:55,939 --> 00:37:57,441 I tried not to. 687 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,276 Now just let me go. 688 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,445 When did this happen, who did it? 689 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:02,362 It doesn't matter. 690 00:38:02,696 --> 00:38:03,655 Like hell it doesn't. 691 00:38:03,989 --> 00:38:05,491 Why, what are you gonna do? 692 00:38:05,824 --> 00:38:07,117 You gonna beat him up, you gonna kill him? 693 00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,077 You gonna buy him out, huh? 694 00:38:09,411 --> 00:38:10,829 You know what I might do. 695 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:12,164 I don't want to know. 696 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:13,874 You're making a big mistake here, 697 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,250 you have no idea what you're doing! 698 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,627 Don't lecture me! 699 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,544 You don't know how to run your life, you never have! 700 00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:18,295 I am tired of you running it! 701 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,922 I'm willing to forget! 702 00:38:20,255 --> 00:38:22,299 God, you don't know why I'm doing this, do you? 703 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,550 No. 704 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:26,136 Well maybe you can understand this. 705 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,180 I am in love with someone else. 706 00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:29,932 I am having his baby. 707 00:38:30,265 --> 00:38:32,226 And I will do anything else I have to 708 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:34,520 to get you out of my life. 709 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:36,563 Alright! 710 00:38:37,981 --> 00:38:39,149 What? 711 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:40,359 We're here. 712 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:47,908 Take care of him. 713 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:18,480 Excuse me? 714 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,776 We've been driving around in circles for two hours, 715 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,069 I'm getting dizzy. 716 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:25,654 Do you want me to take you somewhere? 717 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:26,530 No. 718 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,367 Nowhere, you just wanna sit here? 719 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:31,618 Yeah. 720 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,254 There's a bar in the cabinet, do you want a drink? 721 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,547 Don't drink. 722 00:39:50,512 --> 00:39:51,179 Until now. 723 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:54,600 No, I'll fix it. 724 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:11,366 Oh mister, you gotta stop! 725 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,826 You gotta stop! 726 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,827 No! 727 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:14,703 - Ah! - No! 728 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,918 You gotta hold it down! 729 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:22,461 You gotta be quiet. 730 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:37,351 I know it's bad, I got dumped one time. 731 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,729 I thought I would die. 732 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,778 Worst feeling in the world! 733 00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:50,155 Oh nothing hurts like love. 734 00:40:53,867 --> 00:40:54,534 Oh I know. 735 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,039 No! Oh yeah! 736 00:41:00,165 --> 00:41:01,750 Oh mister you can't do that! 737 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:03,418 You don't know how sick you're gonna be! 738 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,630 I just went through this with my dog. 739 00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:10,300 Fucking bitch! 740 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,427 There you go! 741 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:13,428 Screw her! 742 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:14,763 - That's right! - Yeah! 743 00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,390 I didn't like her anyway! 744 00:41:16,723 --> 00:41:18,350 She smells funny. 745 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:19,476 Yeah, ew! 746 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:23,939 - I'm free! - Free! 747 00:41:24,272 --> 00:41:25,148 - I'm free. - Free! 748 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:26,566 - Free! - Free! 749 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,318 Free, free, free, free! 750 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:31,238 Free, free, free! 751 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:37,577 I'm going, I'm going, I'm outta here, I'm going. 752 00:41:37,911 --> 00:41:38,578 Where? 753 00:41:38,912 --> 00:41:40,706 - Nevermind. - Where? 754 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:48,547 ♪ Open wide 755 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,007 ♪ The doctor's here 756 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:51,508 ♪ The room is fine 757 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,635 ♪ Got nothing to fear 758 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,387 ♪ Strap 'em down 759 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,305 ♪ We're outta gas 760 00:41:57,639 --> 00:41:58,473 ♪ Stop your bawling 761 00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:00,892 ♪ You little brat 762 00:42:01,226 --> 00:42:02,936 ♪ Come get this over with 763 00:42:09,234 --> 00:42:10,902 Yee haw! 764 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,162 Mister, you gotta stop this! 765 00:42:21,621 --> 00:42:22,622 Can I help? 766 00:42:24,332 --> 00:42:27,127 Are you kidding me, a baby? 767 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:37,554 Hi boys. 768 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:03,497 Hi. 769 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,042 Shit. 770 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:21,765 - Battle? - Yeah? 771 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,310 Battle? 772 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:31,608 Where do you live? 773 00:43:36,446 --> 00:43:37,989 Where's your wallet? 774 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,668 Where is your wallet? 775 00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:52,671 He lost his wallet. 776 00:43:55,006 --> 00:43:56,383 You need dog tags! 777 00:43:56,716 --> 00:43:59,261 What am I supposed to do with you? 778 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:03,348 At least you have your pants on. 779 00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:04,391 Move your head. 780 00:44:19,739 --> 00:44:21,783 You gotta be quiet, you'll scare my landlady. 781 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,744 Oh, landlady, lady, stop pushing! 782 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:37,757 Oh mama! 783 00:44:38,091 --> 00:44:38,717 Oh my gosh. 784 00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:47,392 Landlord! 785 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,865 - Oh god! - No, hold it down, brother. 786 00:46:59,774 --> 00:47:00,900 Where am I? 787 00:47:09,909 --> 00:47:10,910 Who are you? 788 00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:12,537 Huh? 789 00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:14,497 - What am I doing here? - I brought you here. 790 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:15,373 Why? 791 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,419 You were so drunk you couldn't walk. 792 00:47:23,631 --> 00:47:25,800 What's the matter with you? 793 00:47:27,552 --> 00:47:30,138 I don't like waking up in servants' quarters. 794 00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:31,556 Send me a bill. 795 00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:34,893 How am I gonna send you anything? 796 00:47:35,226 --> 00:47:37,145 I don't even know your name! 797 00:47:39,689 --> 00:47:41,399 Yesterday you were seen chasing a naked man 798 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,485 around Goldwater Park. 799 00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:46,404 Seems like rather a tame day for you. 800 00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:48,490 - There more? - No. 801 00:47:48,823 --> 00:47:50,784 - Pull up any skirts? - No. 802 00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:55,538 Is it impossible for you to address me as sir? 803 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:56,414 Yes. 804 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:01,836 Miss Meadows, you've not worked here one single day 805 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:05,048 that a complaint has not been phoned in about you. 806 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,549 I know. 807 00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:08,468 This is your trial period. 808 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,845 Just fire the little bitch. 809 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:14,891 Giles, you had a bug up your butt long as I've known you. 810 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,686 Young woman, do you really want to work here? 811 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:19,896 Yes. 812 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:20,897 Why? 813 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,357 I love the cars. 814 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,294 - Hello Father. - Hello Son. 815 00:48:43,628 --> 00:48:45,672 Here are the quarterlies. 816 00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:48,508 Son, sit down. 817 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:52,762 I'm your father, yes? 818 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:53,847 Yes sir. 819 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,849 - But I'm also your boss. - Yes sir. 820 00:48:56,182 --> 00:48:57,559 - Now you listen to me. - Yes sir. 821 00:48:57,892 --> 00:48:59,519 You work too goddamn hard! 822 00:48:59,853 --> 00:49:00,478 Well I know that but I have a... 823 00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:03,022 You run six companies for me. 824 00:49:03,356 --> 00:49:04,983 Work seven days a week, never sleep. 825 00:49:05,316 --> 00:49:07,861 I heard your girlfriend left you. 826 00:49:08,194 --> 00:49:08,862 Who told you? 827 00:49:09,195 --> 00:49:11,114 It doesn't matter. 828 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,657 I'll bet you don't even know why, do you? 829 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:13,950 No. 830 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,410 If I was her, I would have left. 831 00:49:15,743 --> 00:49:16,911 Now you listen to me, here's what you're gonna do. 832 00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:19,247 You're gonna take some time and go up to the wine country, 833 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,332 that's an order! 834 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,042 Check on the vineyard. 835 00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:24,002 It's probably the closest I'll ever get 836 00:49:24,335 --> 00:49:25,503 you to take a vacation. 837 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,088 And drive, damnit. 838 00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:29,591 The long, slow way. 839 00:49:29,924 --> 00:49:31,384 You take a plane I'll beat your butt. 840 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:34,053 I'll have McBride send you a car and driver. 841 00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:35,096 Father, I really don't need a vacation... 842 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:37,932 Yes you do now son listen to me. 843 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,851 You've got the disease. 844 00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:41,853 You're becoming a goddamn machine, look at you. 845 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,440 You can't even stop work for two minutes. 846 00:49:46,816 --> 00:49:48,443 You're getting old before your time. 847 00:49:48,776 --> 00:49:50,737 Now don't push it, boy. 848 00:49:51,070 --> 00:49:52,989 Come soon enough, believe me. 849 00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:54,115 Yes sir. 850 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,467 Shit. 851 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,343 You! 852 00:50:14,302 --> 00:50:15,094 Who are you? 853 00:50:15,428 --> 00:50:16,095 Who are you? 854 00:50:16,429 --> 00:50:17,972 I never did get your name. 855 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,182 Call me another driver. 856 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:22,018 There are no other drivers. 857 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:23,019 Wrong. 858 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:24,229 No, it's true. 859 00:50:24,562 --> 00:50:25,855 They send me out last. 860 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:27,857 You get me, you've hit bottom. 861 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,901 I'm the last cookie in the jar. 862 00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:33,238 Fine, you drive, but you keep your mouth shut. 863 00:50:33,571 --> 00:50:34,197 Yes boss. 864 00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,036 Boss man, yo boss man. 865 00:50:41,162 --> 00:50:43,289 - Yeah? - Where to? 866 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:44,165 Sonoma. 867 00:50:45,124 --> 00:50:46,251 Sonoma? 868 00:50:46,584 --> 00:50:47,835 You heard me. 869 00:50:48,169 --> 00:50:49,837 That is 870 00:50:50,171 --> 00:50:51,214 Just move it. 871 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:55,218 Oh, eat me. 872 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,763 What did you say? 873 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:01,266 Will we be stopping for lunch? 874 00:51:22,161 --> 00:51:24,622 ♪ She can't see 875 00:51:26,207 --> 00:51:29,544 ♪ The things he does behind her back 876 00:51:29,877 --> 00:51:32,505 ♪ 'Cause if she did 877 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:37,302 ♪ Oh I know she wouldn't put up with that 878 00:51:37,635 --> 00:51:41,139 ♪ She wouldn't talk to him anymore 879 00:51:41,472 --> 00:51:45,184 ♪ She wouldn't even open the door 880 00:51:48,521 --> 00:51:51,274 ♪ Love is blind deaf and dumb 881 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:55,278 ♪ She ain't mine but the day will come 882 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,571 ♪ I treat her right 883 00:51:56,904 --> 00:51:59,282 This is crazy, it's not like we don't know each other. 884 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:01,659 You gotta talk to me. 885 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:06,164 Oh, that's very mature, very grown up, very adult. 886 00:52:06,497 --> 00:52:07,415 I like people that can express themselves openly 887 00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:09,584 and share their feelings. 888 00:52:11,669 --> 00:52:15,340 ♪ The things he says when she's not there 889 00:52:15,673 --> 00:52:18,343 ♪ For she'd be mad 890 00:52:18,676 --> 00:52:21,054 ♪ But for now she pretends not to care 891 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,266 Uh oh. 892 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,477 ♪ She thinks she's the only one 893 00:52:27,852 --> 00:52:29,937 ♪ She thinks they're in love... 894 00:52:37,278 --> 00:52:39,238 Mister, we've gotta stop. 895 00:52:40,573 --> 00:52:41,908 What are we stopping for? 896 00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:43,284 - We have to. - Drive. 897 00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,078 What do you think, I'm gonna make a pass at you? 898 00:52:45,411 --> 00:52:46,079 Get moving, will you? 899 00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,789 God damnit, wait! 900 00:52:48,122 --> 00:52:49,082 Ow! 901 00:52:49,415 --> 00:52:50,166 I doubt that you can steer in that position. 902 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,627 God damnit, put the window down! 903 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,087 Take your butt off the ceiling and put it back 904 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,214 in the seat, drive the car. 905 00:52:56,547 --> 00:52:57,632 I can't dr... 906 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,593 I can't drive. 907 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,011 I've noticed. 908 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:03,888 - The car is overheating. - So are you. 909 00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:04,764 Now move it. 910 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,057 We've gotta stop! 911 00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:07,225 I'll make that decision. 912 00:53:07,558 --> 00:53:08,267 What decision? 913 00:53:08,601 --> 00:53:09,352 When to stop. 914 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:10,895 Mister, we're out in the middle of nowhere. 915 00:53:11,229 --> 00:53:12,563 You push a hot engine you're gonna blow a gasket. 916 00:53:12,897 --> 00:53:13,564 That's your job. 917 00:53:13,898 --> 00:53:14,607 What's my job? 918 00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:15,942 To maintain the car. 919 00:53:16,275 --> 00:53:17,443 This car has a brain of its own! 920 00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,153 I'm glad one of you does. 921 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:21,114 What's your problem? 922 00:53:21,447 --> 00:53:22,365 Right now, you. 923 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:23,574 Move the car. 924 00:53:24,826 --> 00:53:25,868 Fine! 925 00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:27,245 You wanna blow a gasket, we'll blow a gasket. 926 00:53:27,578 --> 00:53:29,122 Ruin the car, in fact I don't care about this goddamn car, 927 00:53:29,455 --> 00:53:30,498 I don't even own it. 928 00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:32,875 We'll just go out and blow it up together, it'll be fine. 929 00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,150 I suppose you're happy about this, aren't you? 930 00:53:57,483 --> 00:53:58,443 No! 931 00:53:58,776 --> 00:53:59,318 Get on the phone, call for help right now. 932 00:53:59,652 --> 00:54:00,653 We're out of range. 933 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:01,696 How far to the vineyard? 934 00:54:02,029 --> 00:54:02,989 80 miles. 935 00:54:03,322 --> 00:54:03,740 How far to the nearest town? 936 00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:04,699 80 miles. 937 00:54:05,032 --> 00:54:05,575 Oh fine! 938 00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:08,578 That's a chimney. 939 00:54:08,911 --> 00:54:09,996 That's 20 miles away. 940 00:54:10,329 --> 00:54:11,038 They'll have a telephone. 941 00:54:11,372 --> 00:54:12,290 Whoa big fella, let's just... 942 00:54:12,623 --> 00:54:14,000 Hands off of me. 943 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:15,334 Fine. 944 00:54:15,668 --> 00:54:17,128 Let's just stay by the car and hitch a ride. 945 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,337 I don't hitchhike. 946 00:54:18,671 --> 00:54:19,422 Oh well excuse me. 947 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,423 I do. 948 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,092 I'll just, go over... 949 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:24,927 You're gonna leave me out here by myself? 950 00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:26,012 Yes ma'am! 951 00:54:27,930 --> 00:54:31,809 ♪ I could never make up my mind 952 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:37,148 ♪ Love is blind deaf and dumb 953 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:41,319 ♪ She ain't mine but the day will come 954 00:54:41,652 --> 00:54:45,364 ♪ Treat her right take her from you 955 00:54:47,909 --> 00:54:48,910 ♪ Hey Hitler can we slow down a little 956 00:54:49,243 --> 00:54:49,827 - Nope. - Are you sure 957 00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:51,037 there's a farmhouse up here? 958 00:54:51,370 --> 00:54:51,954 Yep. 959 00:54:52,288 --> 00:54:53,206 Maybe it was a mirage. 960 00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:54,540 Stop talking. 961 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:55,708 Oh, what are you gonna do, fire me? 962 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:57,001 You're already fired. 963 00:54:57,335 --> 00:54:59,587 Alright, who the hell do you think you are? 964 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,130 I'm talking to you. 965 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,341 I'm not listening to you! 966 00:55:03,674 --> 00:55:04,550 You better listen to me! 967 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,302 Why in the hell should I listen to you? 968 00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:08,304 I've got something you should know! 969 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,097 Look anything you gotta say I don't need to know! 970 00:55:10,431 --> 00:55:12,767 Oh. 971 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,353 Happy now? 972 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:20,733 Now I understand what used to happen 973 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:22,401 to those dinosaurs in the tar pits. 974 00:55:22,735 --> 00:55:26,447 Boy, I bet you an archaeologist would love to see this. 975 00:55:27,865 --> 00:55:29,450 Maybe, oh they'll dig you up a million years from now, 976 00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:33,287 perfectly preserved, early Neanderthal man. 977 00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:36,249 It wouldn't dawn on them 978 00:55:36,582 --> 00:55:37,458 that you were actually a very retarded 979 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:39,377 form of modern man. 980 00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:42,255 You've got too much monkey in you. 981 00:55:44,590 --> 00:55:45,174 I know! 982 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:46,634 I'll leave a note! 983 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:49,762 Dear future archaeologists. 984 00:55:50,972 --> 00:55:54,225 What you see here is not an ape. 985 00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:58,521 He is the last of a very ignorant form of Homo Sapiens. 986 00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:03,359 In the late 20th century who would not listen to women. 987 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:06,028 Who would not take their advice. 988 00:56:06,362 --> 00:56:10,408 And under no circumstances whatsoever would he 989 00:56:10,741 --> 00:56:12,451 ask a woman for help. 990 00:56:14,662 --> 00:56:16,289 Oh. 991 00:56:16,622 --> 00:56:17,248 So he died. 992 00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:22,503 I hope you find a nice museum to put him in. 993 00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:26,215 You think this is very funny, don't you? 994 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,467 Am I laughing? 995 00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:30,636 I don't need your help! 996 00:56:33,931 --> 00:56:35,266 I can see that. 997 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,103 As I see it, you could ask for help or you could 998 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:41,772 slip back down into that hole and die. 999 00:56:42,106 --> 00:56:42,940 How about it? 1000 00:56:45,484 --> 00:56:47,320 Give me your hand. 1001 00:56:47,653 --> 00:56:48,404 Wait, now. 1002 00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:52,074 Did I hear the magic word? 1003 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:55,411 Please. 1004 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:56,662 With pleasure. 1005 00:57:06,505 --> 00:57:07,381 There ya go. 1006 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,469 You look like a unicorn. 1007 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,454 My my, it's very hot. 1008 00:57:39,413 --> 00:57:41,374 Thank god it's not sticky. 1009 00:57:41,707 --> 00:57:44,043 I just hate it when it's sticky. 1010 00:57:45,544 --> 00:57:46,545 Listen to silly me. 1011 00:57:46,879 --> 00:57:48,464 A sticky desert. 1012 00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:52,176 That's as foolish as an intelligent woman. 1013 00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:54,428 How ridiculous. 1014 00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:55,805 What nonsense. 1015 00:57:56,138 --> 00:57:57,390 God, I miss Tara. 1016 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:10,528 Slow down! 1017 00:58:13,155 --> 00:58:14,949 This is crazy, it's not funny anymore! 1018 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:25,751 We're gonna die out here! 1019 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,420 Keep walking. 1020 00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:28,546 Why don't you get a boat and come back and get me? 1021 00:58:28,879 --> 00:58:32,258 God, I hate rain, I hate getting wet. 1022 00:58:32,591 --> 00:58:34,844 Oh, I hate to get wet! 1023 00:58:35,177 --> 00:58:37,013 Ow, oh no, I hurt myself! 1024 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:39,932 What's wrong? 1025 00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:42,727 Nothing, nothing, nothing! 1026 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,520 Come on, come on, get up. 1027 00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:47,356 No, I just wanna stay here! 1028 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:49,567 Fine, fine! 1029 00:59:35,112 --> 00:59:35,654 Hello! 1030 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,241 Jumping Jesus God almighty! 1031 00:59:39,575 --> 00:59:40,367 Can we use your phone? 1032 00:59:40,701 --> 00:59:41,494 What the hell happened to you? 1033 00:59:41,827 --> 00:59:42,870 Our car overheated. 1034 00:59:43,204 --> 00:59:44,080 What car? 1035 00:59:44,413 --> 00:59:46,123 - Back at the highway. - What highway? 1036 00:59:46,457 --> 00:59:47,666 101. 1037 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,044 You walked 25 miles through the desert? 1038 00:59:50,377 --> 00:59:52,088 Can we use your phone? 1039 00:59:52,421 --> 00:59:53,672 It's broke. 1040 00:59:54,006 --> 00:59:54,882 Well can you give us a ride into town? 1041 00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:56,717 Car's been broke six months. 1042 00:59:57,051 --> 00:59:58,052 Why didn't you get it fixed? 1043 00:59:58,385 --> 00:59:59,929 We're broke. 1044 01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:02,681 And what's wrong with us, you can't fix. 1045 01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:07,770 Come on in out of the rain, god damnit! 1046 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,647 Spend the night! 1047 01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:11,315 Phone lines'll be up in the morning. 1048 01:00:11,649 --> 01:00:12,525 We got a spare bed. 1049 01:00:12,858 --> 01:00:13,651 It broke too. 1050 01:00:13,984 --> 01:00:15,486 Broke that ourselves. 1051 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:19,198 Ain't that right? 1052 01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:23,035 Maybe you two can break it a little more. 1053 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:25,121 Jesus gosh! 1054 01:00:25,454 --> 01:00:26,956 You kids gonna catch pneumonia. 1055 01:00:27,289 --> 01:00:27,998 You come with me. 1056 01:00:28,332 --> 01:00:30,584 Come get out of them clothes. 1057 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:39,718 Here she is. 1058 01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:55,985 Who are you? 1059 01:00:56,318 --> 01:00:57,570 You really don't know. 1060 01:00:57,903 --> 01:00:58,612 No. 1061 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:00,197 What are you, a Kennedy? 1062 01:01:00,531 --> 01:01:00,990 No. 1063 01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:07,204 I've never met you before all this, have I? 1064 01:01:07,538 --> 01:01:08,622 No. 1065 01:01:08,956 --> 01:01:11,584 I'm gonna tell you something very strange. 1066 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,712 Every time I look at you I feel like I know you. 1067 01:01:15,045 --> 01:01:16,463 - You feel that way? - No. 1068 01:01:16,797 --> 01:01:18,424 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1069 01:01:18,757 --> 01:01:19,508 No I don't. 1070 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:20,593 Neither do I. 1071 01:01:20,926 --> 01:01:23,387 But I do believe in ghosts and I believe 1072 01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:27,474 in life on other planets and I know for a fact 1073 01:01:27,808 --> 01:01:29,977 whales have a higher intelligence level than human beings. 1074 01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:32,813 Shut up and get in bed here. 1075 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,775 You do not tell me what to do! 1076 01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:37,776 I'm sorry. 1077 01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:39,778 You do not order me around! 1078 01:01:40,112 --> 01:01:41,071 My mistake. 1079 01:01:41,405 --> 01:01:42,114 I saw what you did with your girlfriend. 1080 01:01:42,448 --> 01:01:43,115 She's not my girlfriend! 1081 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:44,158 Well good for you. 1082 01:01:44,491 --> 01:01:45,576 Calm down. 1083 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:46,869 Don't tell me to calm down! 1084 01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:47,703 Fine! 1085 01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:50,289 You have a lot to learn about women. 1086 01:01:50,623 --> 01:01:53,083 Oh, don't tell me what I got to learn. 1087 01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:54,585 I know about you. 1088 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:56,128 You don't know anything about me. 1089 01:01:56,462 --> 01:01:57,588 I see how you treat women. 1090 01:01:57,922 --> 01:01:58,589 Back off. 1091 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:00,132 You treat them like rats. 1092 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,133 That's enough! 1093 01:02:01,467 --> 01:02:02,676 You boss everybody around. 1094 01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:03,677 I do not! 1095 01:02:04,011 --> 01:02:05,012 You do too! 1096 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:06,472 And everybody doesn't work for you and you don't 1097 01:02:06,805 --> 01:02:07,473 own the world! 1098 01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:08,766 You're pushing it. 1099 01:02:09,099 --> 01:02:09,767 Didn't your dad ever teach you a little thing 1100 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:11,310 about humility? 1101 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:12,853 Wait a minute, now you're way out of line here! 1102 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:14,730 No you're way out of line and don't try to pull 1103 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,023 that military bullshit with me! 1104 01:02:16,357 --> 01:02:17,358 I'm not trying to pull anything, 1105 01:02:17,691 --> 01:02:18,692 I'm trying to get you in bed! 1106 01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:21,779 Well then try something different! 1107 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,187 Oh no you don't, don't go to sleep. 1108 01:03:37,521 --> 01:03:38,105 What? 1109 01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:39,106 You did this to me last time. 1110 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,399 Did What? 1111 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,568 You're gonna wake up and be an asshole. 1112 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:45,654 And not talk to me anymore. 1113 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:47,364 No I won't. 1114 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:49,825 How do I know that's true? 1115 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:52,828 Because I'm a new man. 1116 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,121 You swear? 1117 01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:54,997 I swear. 1118 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:57,333 Go to sleep. 1119 01:04:02,629 --> 01:04:04,506 What's your full name? 1120 01:04:10,637 --> 01:04:11,388 Dr. Jekyll. 1121 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,037 Excuse me sir. 1122 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:35,996 What is it, O'Brien? 1123 01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,539 It's about the girl. 1124 01:04:37,873 --> 01:04:39,958 I was wondering would you know where she is? 1125 01:04:40,292 --> 01:04:41,835 She's on assignment. 1126 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:44,004 Yes but she wasn't here this morning. 1127 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:45,130 She left yesterday. 1128 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:46,799 Oh I see, an overnight job. 1129 01:04:47,132 --> 01:04:48,175 That's right. 1130 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:51,720 Don't worry, O'Brien. 1131 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:54,681 Mr. Witherspoon's little friend is just fine. 1132 01:04:55,015 --> 01:04:56,934 She'd better be, sir. 1133 01:04:57,267 --> 01:04:58,310 Is that a threat? 1134 01:04:58,644 --> 01:04:59,478 No sir, no. 1135 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:01,897 That is a fact. 1136 01:05:39,726 --> 01:05:41,395 Good morning. 1137 01:05:41,728 --> 01:05:42,980 Do you remember me? 1138 01:05:49,027 --> 01:05:50,362 Marry me. 1139 01:05:50,696 --> 01:05:51,822 Oh, you remember me. 1140 01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:53,073 Down the aisle. 1141 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:54,992 You're one very weird man. 1142 01:05:55,325 --> 01:05:56,743 - I mean it. - Mean what? 1143 01:05:57,077 --> 01:05:58,662 I want you to be my wife. 1144 01:05:58,996 --> 01:05:59,580 Right. 1145 01:05:59,913 --> 01:06:00,456 - Say yes. - No. 1146 01:06:00,789 --> 01:06:01,415 Why? 1147 01:06:01,748 --> 01:06:02,749 I don't know you. 1148 01:06:03,083 --> 01:06:04,042 You know me. 1149 01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:06,420 I do know you. 1150 01:06:08,589 --> 01:06:10,174 What's your name? 1151 01:06:10,507 --> 01:06:11,800 Doesn't matter. 1152 01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:19,641 I do like you a lot, but you're awfully odd. 1153 01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:21,185 Who are you? 1154 01:06:21,518 --> 01:06:22,936 You don't want to know. 1155 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:24,980 What are you, a convict? 1156 01:06:26,273 --> 01:06:28,984 You'd better give me an answer. 1157 01:06:31,236 --> 01:06:32,946 You're serious, aren't you? 1158 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,531 I'm very serious. 1159 01:06:37,868 --> 01:06:39,244 This is all going too fast. 1160 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:42,456 Just slow down and let's get dressed. 1161 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,126 Get out of here and walk. 1162 01:06:48,837 --> 01:06:49,588 Hi guys! 1163 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:50,839 Oh there you are. 1164 01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,090 Where the hell have you been? 1165 01:06:52,424 --> 01:06:53,091 I don't care where you've been. 1166 01:06:53,425 --> 01:06:54,426 Look where you are now! 1167 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,554 Get your wicked little butt out of our room. 1168 01:06:57,888 --> 01:06:58,555 For god's sake, Jenkins. 1169 01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:00,516 - Your room? - Our room. 1170 01:07:00,849 --> 01:07:01,975 Not you too. 1171 01:07:02,309 --> 01:07:03,727 She got no business in here. 1172 01:07:04,061 --> 01:07:05,854 Now goddamnit that's it, all of you! 1173 01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:06,980 Go on now, get out of here! 1174 01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:07,981 How come? 1175 01:07:08,315 --> 01:07:09,316 Because you don't belong here. 1176 01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:10,984 This is the drivers' room. 1177 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,903 This is the men's room. 1178 01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:14,196 Where's the toilet? 1179 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:15,614 That's it girl, you tell 'em. 1180 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:17,366 You get the hell out of this room right now. 1181 01:07:17,699 --> 01:07:19,117 Oh, what are you so worried about? 1182 01:07:19,451 --> 01:07:20,661 I'm not gonna get girly bugs on you. 1183 01:07:20,994 --> 01:07:22,788 We change our clothes in here. 1184 01:07:23,121 --> 01:07:24,623 If I see something I haven't seen before, 1185 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:25,916 I'll throw a rock at it! 1186 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,126 You won't be throwing rocks at my John Thomas. 1187 01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:29,795 Now go on, get out! 1188 01:07:30,128 --> 01:07:31,046 - Now! - Move it! 1189 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,172 March! 1190 01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:34,258 You guys. 1191 01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:36,718 Come on darling. 1192 01:07:37,052 --> 01:07:39,137 You and I can find much better company in a morgue. 1193 01:07:39,471 --> 01:07:41,306 I don't want to spend time with these gentlemen. 1194 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,308 Let's go find a stranger. 1195 01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:46,186 I've always relied on the kindness of strangers. 1196 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,813 For all my needs. 1197 01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:02,995 Why good morning, Mr. Battle. 1198 01:08:03,328 --> 01:08:04,079 Billy Ray. 1199 01:08:05,747 --> 01:08:06,373 Could I get you something, sir? 1200 01:08:06,707 --> 01:08:07,666 No, no thank you. 1201 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,168 Oh, Billy Ray, orange juice. 1202 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,421 What the hell's happened? 1203 01:08:12,754 --> 01:08:13,547 You look like you enjoyed your trip. 1204 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,548 Good news. 1205 01:08:14,881 --> 01:08:16,133 Good, I need some good news. 1206 01:08:16,466 --> 01:08:17,384 I'm getting married. 1207 01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:18,427 You and Colleen got back together? 1208 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,636 No, it's not Colleen. 1209 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:20,887 - Who? - It's one of your drivers. 1210 01:08:21,221 --> 01:08:22,264 The girl? 1211 01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,308 No, it's Doolittle, we're leaving for Vegas tonight. 1212 01:08:24,641 --> 01:08:26,101 Boy, does she know who you are? 1213 01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:27,394 Does she know you're my son? 1214 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,062 No, I spared her that. 1215 01:08:29,396 --> 01:08:30,522 Why, don't you think you're rushing this? 1216 01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:31,815 Yes, we are. 1217 01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:34,026 Don't you want to try to get to know her 1218 01:08:34,359 --> 01:08:35,068 a little better first? 1219 01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:37,988 I can't explain this but I feel as though 1220 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:40,365 I've known her my whole life. 1221 01:08:43,952 --> 01:08:46,204 Billy Ray, get O'Brien over here. 1222 01:08:46,538 --> 01:08:48,707 - We have a problem. - Yes sir. 1223 01:08:57,382 --> 01:08:59,468 Coffee please, very strong. 1224 01:08:59,801 --> 01:09:00,802 And very black. 1225 01:09:02,679 --> 01:09:04,222 God damn you LaRou Lamet! 1226 01:09:04,556 --> 01:09:05,015 I'm sorry Charmaine! 1227 01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:06,308 Sorry don't count. 1228 01:09:06,642 --> 01:09:09,061 - I know. - You don't know jack shit. 1229 01:09:09,394 --> 01:09:11,313 Do you see this dress? 1230 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:12,648 It's very pretty. 1231 01:09:12,981 --> 01:09:15,192 Yes well it better be because it cost me $150 1232 01:09:15,525 --> 01:09:16,777 and do you see these shoes? 1233 01:09:17,110 --> 01:09:19,821 They cost me $75 and the more money you spend on shoes 1234 01:09:20,155 --> 01:09:22,074 the less you can walk in them, do you understand? 1235 01:09:22,407 --> 01:09:23,450 We don't have to walk. 1236 01:09:23,784 --> 01:09:25,285 Well how the hell are we gonna get there, crawl? 1237 01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:26,703 We can catch the bus. 1238 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,247 This is my one opportunity to go to a party 1239 01:09:29,581 --> 01:09:30,916 and meet somebody important and I'm not going 1240 01:09:31,249 --> 01:09:33,001 on no goddamn bus. 1241 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:34,711 I trusted you. 1242 01:09:35,045 --> 01:09:36,838 You told me that you were gonna get a car. 1243 01:09:37,172 --> 01:09:38,090 They turned down my loan. 1244 01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:39,883 Well what made you think the bank was gonna 1245 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,301 give you a loan anyway? 1246 01:09:41,635 --> 01:09:42,928 I was gonna get it through my school. 1247 01:09:43,261 --> 01:09:45,222 School my ass, you're a janitor. 1248 01:09:45,555 --> 01:09:46,556 I go to night school. 1249 01:09:46,890 --> 01:09:48,141 Yeah and I guess you're gonna be a lawyer. 1250 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:49,101 Yes I am. 1251 01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:51,353 You a liar. 1252 01:09:54,272 --> 01:09:55,399 Why didn't you call me this afternoon 1253 01:09:55,732 --> 01:09:57,275 and tell me that you did not have a car? 1254 01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:59,277 'Cause my uncle Charles said he was gonna take us. 1255 01:09:59,611 --> 01:10:02,656 Well your uncle Charles is off drunk somewhere as usual. 1256 01:10:02,989 --> 01:10:03,824 Yeah I guess he is. 1257 01:10:04,157 --> 01:10:05,158 But how could I have known? 1258 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,744 Knowing your uncle Charles you should have guessed. 1259 01:10:08,078 --> 01:10:10,247 Mr. Lamet, your car is here. 1260 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,707 Your uncle wasn't able to come. 1261 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,042 He left instructions with me to pick you up. 1262 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:15,210 I'm a bit late. 1263 01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:16,670 Please forgive me. 1264 01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:21,216 Oh, oh, that's alright, no harm done. 1265 01:10:34,646 --> 01:10:35,522 Thank you. 1266 01:10:37,232 --> 01:10:38,900 You're welcome, sir. 1267 01:11:43,673 --> 01:11:44,466 Marry me. 1268 01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:47,469 No. 1269 01:12:01,566 --> 01:12:02,901 I don't know what I've done to make you so mean. 1270 01:12:03,235 --> 01:12:04,402 You just tell me what it is and I'll make it up to you. 1271 01:12:04,736 --> 01:12:06,029 You just give me the word. 1272 01:12:06,363 --> 01:12:07,322 I'll cut your grass, wash your dog, butter your toast. 1273 01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:09,115 But until you tell me what I've done wrong, 1274 01:12:09,449 --> 01:12:11,493 we're gonna be stuck out in the cold. 1275 01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:12,494 Smart, aren't ya. 1276 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,703 Not really. 1277 01:12:16,748 --> 01:12:18,667 Nice talking to ya, babe. 1278 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,335 It is babe, isn't it? 1279 01:13:12,512 --> 01:13:14,931 Your excellency, do you want to wait for your bodyguard? 1280 01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:17,601 What do you mean, what do I look like, his manicurist? 1281 01:13:17,934 --> 01:13:18,935 I'm his body guard. 1282 01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:20,729 I'm his American bodyguard. 1283 01:13:21,062 --> 01:13:21,980 You see that? 1284 01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:22,898 He's got a whole bunch of bodyguards. 1285 01:13:23,231 --> 01:13:24,107 Those towel heads out there, 1286 01:13:24,441 --> 01:13:25,317 those are his Arabian bodyguards. 1287 01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,986 They protect him from sandstorms coming up in his face, 1288 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,487 camel farts make him nervous 1289 01:13:29,821 --> 01:13:32,240 and I protect him from those guys 1290 01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,659 'cause there was an article in Scientific American 1291 01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:36,953 and it said that these Iranian guys, 1292 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:39,497 they get the sun beating on their head and they go wacky, 1293 01:13:39,831 --> 01:13:42,375 they get out of the sun they go apeshit and they attack 1294 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:45,253 their superiors, they kill generals and stuff. 1295 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:47,339 And so I'm here to protect him from them. 1296 01:13:47,672 --> 01:13:48,882 Is that alright with you, your excellency? 1297 01:13:49,215 --> 01:13:51,635 Of course it's alright, his bodyguard. 1298 01:13:51,968 --> 01:13:54,095 Why wouldn't it be alright? 1299 01:13:54,429 --> 01:13:55,388 Just drive, would you? 1300 01:13:55,722 --> 01:13:57,015 Just don't ask no more questions, drive. 1301 01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,767 Where to, the embassy? 1302 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,477 Embassy, come on man. 1303 01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:02,395 What planet are you from, sugartits, Saturn 1304 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:04,022 with the rings around your head? 1305 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,858 The embassy club, they ain't had a party at the embassy club 1306 01:14:07,192 --> 01:14:10,028 for 18 months and I was there, I was at that party, 1307 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:11,529 it was okay, but they're gone now. 1308 01:14:11,863 --> 01:14:12,614 What do you wanna do? 1309 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,240 You wanna party, you wanna get down? 1310 01:14:14,574 --> 01:14:18,078 'Cause go to Alvarado and Sunset and step on it, okay? 1311 01:14:19,412 --> 01:14:22,707 Can't go to the embassy club, no. 1312 01:14:24,584 --> 01:14:25,835 So you're all set man, you are boarding 1313 01:14:26,169 --> 01:14:28,296 the fun time express, what's your name man, eh? 1314 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,632 I'm Bone, I'm Bone man, nice to meet you, Bone. 1315 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:31,675 Now what's your name, huh? 1316 01:14:32,008 --> 01:14:32,634 What's your name? 1317 01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:33,677 Abdul, right? 1318 01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:35,387 Abdul, hey, nice to meet you man. 1319 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,555 Abdul, my name's Bone, I'm gonna tell you why I'm here. 1320 01:14:37,889 --> 01:14:39,557 I am here to save you some money. 1321 01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:41,184 I was watching your whole operation, 1322 01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:42,519 it's a good operation, it's real good, but you've got 1323 01:14:42,852 --> 01:14:45,063 all them dune dumpers and camel jockeys running around. 1324 01:14:45,397 --> 01:14:46,523 You got what, four, five of them? 1325 01:14:46,856 --> 01:14:48,817 How much you paying them guys, like 150 a week American? 1326 01:14:49,150 --> 01:14:50,485 I'll tell you how you can save some money. 1327 01:14:50,819 --> 01:14:52,153 First of all you hire Bone, you already done that, 1328 01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:53,405 you'll be taken care of. 1329 01:14:53,738 --> 01:14:55,073 But first thing I'm gonna do is tell you how 1330 01:14:55,407 --> 01:14:56,366 to carry your money. 1331 01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:57,701 You don't carry your money right here. 1332 01:14:58,034 --> 01:14:58,618 Someone could come along, they can just steal the money, 1333 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:00,203 they can just have the money. 1334 01:15:00,537 --> 01:15:01,121 Next thing I'm gonna tell you is why do you have 1335 01:15:01,454 --> 01:15:02,414 those guys along with you? 1336 01:15:02,747 --> 01:15:03,164 You got the guys along with you so that you can 1337 01:15:03,498 --> 01:15:04,499 make appointments. 1338 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,167 Important man like yourself you've got to be on time 1339 01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:07,919 for all these things when you wanna buy out 1340 01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,629 like whole corporations in the US, 1341 01:15:09,963 --> 01:15:10,964 you can't be 10 minutes late. 1342 01:15:11,297 --> 01:15:12,007 You know one of the major problems here 1343 01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:13,425 is you ain't got a good watch. 1344 01:15:13,758 --> 01:15:15,260 Oh yeah, this watch is, I mean this is a good watch, 1345 01:15:15,593 --> 01:15:17,429 I'd neverjive you and say this wasn't a good watch. 1346 01:15:17,762 --> 01:15:19,556 This is a very good watch, I like this watch, 1347 01:15:19,889 --> 01:15:21,057 but this watch doesn't help you at all. 1348 01:15:21,391 --> 01:15:22,267 Here's the watch I got right here, 1349 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,268 this is a calculator watch. 1350 01:15:23,601 --> 01:15:24,602 Okay, okay. 1351 01:15:24,936 --> 01:15:26,229 So you can figure out how many barrels of crude 1352 01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:28,273 you're selling, but it also has got an alarm on it, okay. 1353 01:15:28,606 --> 01:15:29,774 80 say you got an appointment to buy out 1354 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:33,486 a cinema corporation in the USA, you set it for like 1355 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:35,447 10 minutes before the appointment, then you can get there. 1356 01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:36,948 Okay now I'm gonna give you this watch 1357 01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,783 and you're a buddy of mine, I like you a lot, 1358 01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:41,411 but the problem with you is I can't take this watch 1359 01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:42,871 for this high tech thing. 1360 01:15:43,204 --> 01:15:44,164 This is just an old piece of junk. 1361 01:15:44,497 --> 01:15:45,582 This is an antique basically. 1362 01:15:45,915 --> 01:15:47,167 Hold onto it for 200 years, you could sell it 1363 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:48,543 for 100 bucks more but now it's not really worth that much. 1364 01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:50,378 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this watch, 1365 01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:52,297 you take that watch, you enjoy it, put it on. 1366 01:15:52,630 --> 01:15:55,175 All that's gonna cost you is 100 bucks 1367 01:15:55,508 --> 01:15:58,053 which I'll take right here myself. 1368 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:05,268 Are you familiar with this game? 1369 01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:07,062 This is the game called the oil baron. 1370 01:16:07,395 --> 01:16:08,646 The oil baron and the dry wells. 1371 01:16:08,980 --> 01:16:10,440 This here is the oil baron, see that right here? 1372 01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:11,983 That's the oil baron, that's you. 1373 01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:13,777 That is Abdul Clampett, okay? 1374 01:16:14,110 --> 01:16:16,529 He's got all this crude around and these are two dry wells 1375 01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:17,989 and all you gotta try to do is you gotta try to find 1376 01:16:18,323 --> 01:16:21,076 you gotta try to find the oil baron. 1377 01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:23,787 Okay there it is right there, keep your eye on it, 1378 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:25,038 there we go. 1379 01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:26,289 Oil sheik's right there, okay, there he goes, 1380 01:16:26,623 --> 01:16:27,248 and where is he? 1381 01:16:27,582 --> 01:16:28,291 Okay he's right there. 1382 01:16:28,625 --> 01:16:29,584 You're good at this game man, 1383 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:30,710 you are damn good at this game. 1384 01:16:31,044 --> 01:16:32,128 I may be in real trouble here. 1385 01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:34,464 Okay let's say since you're so good at it 1386 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:37,801 I'm a sporting guy let's do it this time for the ring. 1387 01:16:38,134 --> 01:16:40,678 Okay, don't do it for the ring, hey, back off, 1388 01:16:41,012 --> 01:16:41,930 I don't need that at all. 1389 01:16:42,263 --> 01:16:43,181 All we're gonna do is do it a little bit 1390 01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:44,474 for your money, okay. 1391 01:16:44,808 --> 01:16:45,767 Give you a little money here, 1392 01:16:46,101 --> 01:16:47,519 I'll put up some of my money and you put up some of 1393 01:16:47,852 --> 01:16:49,896 your money, okay, and you hold onto that right there. 1394 01:16:50,230 --> 01:16:53,066 Okay so here we go now you watch closely now. 1395 01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:54,359 Keep this straight for me, would ya? 1396 01:16:54,692 --> 01:16:55,693 I'm trying to work here. 1397 01:16:56,027 --> 01:16:57,779 Now you see you got your oil sheik here. 1398 01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,823 Okay now where's the oil sheik at, tell me, 1399 01:17:00,156 --> 01:17:01,449 where's the oil sheik, where's the oil sheik? 1400 01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:05,328 Ah, you got dry well again Dul, you got a dry well 1401 01:17:05,662 --> 01:17:06,704 Abdul my man. 1402 01:17:07,038 --> 01:17:07,497 I'll take some of your money back. 1403 01:17:07,831 --> 01:17:09,124 And I'm hold onto this. 1404 01:17:09,457 --> 01:17:10,708 As a matter of fact let me see these other stakes 1405 01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:11,751 that are going up. 1406 01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:13,002 We need a little bit to have fun with. 1407 01:17:13,336 --> 01:17:14,629 You don't want to squander your money man. 1408 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:15,922 Let's play for the watch. 1409 01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:17,715 Let me just take this watch, I like this watch 1410 01:17:18,049 --> 01:17:20,844 and Abdul I'll take it back because you know 1411 01:17:21,177 --> 01:17:22,846 you can always buy another one with all the money you got. 1412 01:17:23,179 --> 01:17:24,180 Okay now watch closely. 1413 01:17:24,514 --> 01:17:25,515 This is for the watch, this is for the watch. 1414 01:17:25,849 --> 01:17:26,558 Straighten this out, straighten this out. 1415 01:17:26,891 --> 01:17:27,559 Here we go. 1416 01:17:27,892 --> 01:17:29,269 Here's the oil sheik, okay, here we go. 1417 01:17:29,602 --> 01:17:30,562 Watch him closely, where's he at, where's he at? 1418 01:17:30,895 --> 01:17:31,729 Where's that oil sheik? 1419 01:17:32,063 --> 01:17:32,730 Where is he, where is he? 1420 01:17:33,064 --> 01:17:34,482 Ah you got a dry well. 1421 01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:36,234 Man I got the watch. 1422 01:17:36,568 --> 01:17:37,819 But listen, we're having a lot of fun, aren't we? 1423 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:39,821 And I got the wallet, okay, I'll take care of that, 1424 01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:41,573 that's part of the job as bodyguard 1425 01:17:41,906 --> 01:17:43,533 and I'm kinda giving you entertainment here. 1426 01:17:43,867 --> 01:17:45,827 The problem is man you're going to my club 1427 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,579 and this is the club that I hang in. 1428 01:17:47,912 --> 01:17:50,123 And the problem is I'm gonna be walking in with a guy 1429 01:17:50,456 --> 01:17:52,625 who's dressed like a waterbed and I don't mind that, 1430 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,377 I don't mind ever the way someone's dressed 1431 01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,504 but you've got to have the proper attitude, 1432 01:17:56,838 --> 01:17:58,882 we've got to get you a 'tude. 1433 01:18:02,802 --> 01:18:06,097 See it doesn't matter how you dress and how you look. 1434 01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:10,268 Even a guy like you can get laid but you've gotta 1435 01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:13,688 have the proper 'tude. 1436 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:16,774 Now you work on that, okay. 1437 01:18:17,108 --> 01:18:19,277 That goes for you too, sugartits. 1438 01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:21,154 A lot of 'tude for us. 1439 01:18:34,334 --> 01:18:36,836 Now just chow down on the whole thing. 1440 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:38,630 Blow it out now. 1441 01:18:38,963 --> 01:18:39,631 That's good, that's good. 1442 01:18:39,964 --> 01:18:40,757 You've got a whole box, I've got another box 1443 01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,467 in my pocket here. 1444 01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:50,975 Come out Abdul my friend, you're about to enter Oz 1445 01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:53,102 come on with me. 1446 01:18:53,436 --> 01:18:54,687 Come on, you're coming with me. 1447 01:18:55,021 --> 01:18:56,064 I'm on duty. 1448 01:18:56,397 --> 01:18:57,690 Hey tonight you're working for Abdul and Bone 1449 01:18:58,024 --> 01:19:00,860 and the job description is to party. 1450 01:19:10,828 --> 01:19:13,665 ♪ All I can do for love 1451 01:19:29,138 --> 01:19:33,101 ♪ It seems so hard to say what I'm feeling 1452 01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:39,857 ♪ If you knew these things you wouldn't either 1453 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,861 ♪ Believe me 1454 01:19:44,237 --> 01:19:46,239 ♪ Hold on, that's all I can do 1455 01:19:46,572 --> 01:19:47,824 ♪ Hold on 1456 01:19:50,034 --> 01:19:52,328 ♪ To keep us both together 1457 01:19:59,168 --> 01:19:59,919 ♪ Kinda like a monkey kiss 1458 01:20:00,253 --> 01:20:01,379 ♪ Kinda like a twist 1459 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:05,508 ♪ Pretend you're underwater mama go like this 1460 01:20:10,638 --> 01:20:14,142 ♪ Try to call you on the telephone 1461 01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:17,687 ♪ But your brother says you're not at home 1462 01:20:18,021 --> 01:20:21,024 ♪ All I wanna do is talk to you 1463 01:20:21,357 --> 01:20:24,944 ♪ Until I get just one more dance with you 1464 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,366 ♪ Hold on 1465 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,118 ♪ Hold on 1466 01:20:32,452 --> 01:20:34,245 ♪ Hold on 1467 01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:36,664 ♪ Hold on 1468 01:20:56,976 --> 01:21:00,772 Mr. Witherspoon, I'm late with these again. 1469 01:21:03,691 --> 01:21:04,484 What can I say? 1470 01:21:04,817 --> 01:21:05,360 I'm sorry. 1471 01:21:07,528 --> 01:21:09,405 What time did you get here this morning? 1472 01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:10,448 This morning? 1473 01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:11,324 6:30. 1474 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,995 So you been here 17 hours. 1475 01:21:16,329 --> 01:21:16,871 Yes sir. 1476 01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:23,961 You know what I am? 1477 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:26,047 No sir. 1478 01:21:28,508 --> 01:21:29,967 I'm a horse's ass. 1479 01:21:32,762 --> 01:21:33,429 Sir? 1480 01:21:36,682 --> 01:21:39,602 How long have you worked for me? 1481 01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:40,853 Three years. 1482 01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:44,524 When was the last time I gave you a raise? 1483 01:21:47,693 --> 01:21:50,530 I've never given you a raise, have I? 1484 01:21:50,863 --> 01:21:51,406 No sir. 1485 01:21:52,949 --> 01:21:54,158 Why do you still work here? 1486 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,035 I have a little girl and-... 1487 01:21:56,369 --> 01:22:00,331 You been working with me every day for three years 1488 01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,459 and I didn't even know you had a daughter. 1489 01:22:03,793 --> 01:22:04,460 What's her name? 1490 01:22:04,794 --> 01:22:05,336 Amy 1491 01:22:07,296 --> 01:22:07,964 Amy 1492 01:22:10,466 --> 01:22:13,302 Georgia, first thing Monday morning you go down to personnel 1493 01:22:13,636 --> 01:22:15,388 you ask for Mr. McCray. 1494 01:22:15,721 --> 01:22:16,931 You tell him two things. 1495 01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:19,976 You tell him to give you a raise and you tell him 1496 01:22:20,309 --> 01:22:21,686 how much you want. 1497 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:26,065 Um, you want me to set my own salary? 1498 01:22:31,028 --> 01:22:34,824 Mr. Witherspoon, I wouldn't know how much to ask. 1499 01:22:35,158 --> 01:22:38,286 You don't ask, you tell him. 1500 01:22:38,619 --> 01:22:40,663 How do I decide how much? 1501 01:22:42,957 --> 01:22:45,626 You and Amy can figure that out. 1502 01:22:46,752 --> 01:22:48,045 Thank you sir. 1503 01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:51,132 Friar? 1504 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:53,926 Yes sir? 1505 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:57,096 What time did you get here this morning? 1506 01:23:01,476 --> 01:23:03,728 And now it is time for the gratuitous nudity. 1507 01:23:04,061 --> 01:23:05,021 You guys supply the nudity, 1508 01:23:05,354 --> 01:23:07,940 my man Abdul supplies the gratuity okay. 1509 01:23:08,274 --> 01:23:09,942 As you can see he's not dressed appropriately 1510 01:23:10,276 --> 01:23:11,652 for the United States of America 1511 01:23:11,986 --> 01:23:13,279 and all the stores are closed, I need to buy a shirt 1512 01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:15,490 for him somebody so my man Abdul looks okay. 1513 01:23:15,823 --> 01:23:16,282 How much is that shirt, how much for the shirt here? 1514 01:23:16,616 --> 01:23:17,867 $50? 1515 01:23:18,201 --> 01:23:19,494 $50, can't do it, I can't do $50, I can't do $50. 1516 01:23:19,827 --> 01:23:21,496 All I got is $100 bill. 1517 01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:23,414 How about $100 bill? 1518 01:23:23,748 --> 01:23:26,876 That'd do it, come on, give it off. 1519 01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,336 Hey Abdul, this may seem a little expensive, 100 bucks 1520 01:23:28,669 --> 01:23:29,253 for this shirt but I'll tell ya this is the finest material. 1521 01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:31,088 This thing won't stain man. 1522 01:23:31,422 --> 01:23:33,049 You can put out cigarettes on this thing for all I care. 1523 01:23:33,382 --> 01:23:35,176 This is a fine shirt, it is a fine garment, 1524 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,136 and the lady does not know how to slipknot. 1525 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:38,262 I got a skirt. 1526 01:23:38,596 --> 01:23:39,889 - You got a skirt? - Yeah. 1527 01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:41,098 How much for the skirt, how much for the skirt? 1528 01:23:41,432 --> 01:23:42,517 How about 200 for the skirt? 1529 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:43,601 That's okay. 1530 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:45,853 Can you get that thing off? 1531 01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:48,022 Listen if you have a little more trouble getting 1532 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,440 that skirt off I'll give you another 100. 1533 01:23:49,774 --> 01:23:51,108 All you gotta do Abdul is you see something you like 1534 01:23:51,442 --> 01:23:52,985 you just point to it like you say I want that, 1535 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:55,446 I need that t-shirt to keep the sweat off me 1536 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,406 and give it to her like that and take it off, 1537 01:23:57,740 --> 01:23:58,741 now be a gentleman about it. 1538 01:23:59,075 --> 01:24:01,160 Give her a hand Abdul, get your hands in there. 1539 01:24:01,494 --> 01:24:02,453 You're a gentleman. 1540 01:24:02,787 --> 01:24:04,038 What else you want, you just point to it man. 1541 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,414 You want this, you want this, we give her some money 1542 01:24:05,748 --> 01:24:07,917 and off it comes, that's the way we play this game. 1543 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:10,044 - This is our harem version. - Yeah. 1544 01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:12,004 This is the version of a harem that's in this country. 1545 01:24:12,338 --> 01:24:13,923 Okay how about the skirt, I think the skirt should come off. 1546 01:24:14,257 --> 01:24:15,258 Abdul, this is good. 1547 01:24:15,591 --> 01:24:17,009 You're gonna be able to sell, how much for that? 1548 01:24:17,343 --> 01:24:18,344 How much for that? 1549 01:24:18,678 --> 01:24:19,679 Get that skirt off over there Abdul, 1550 01:24:20,012 --> 01:24:20,888 you're gonna look good with the camels here, 1551 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,139 you'll look real good with the camels. 1552 01:24:22,473 --> 01:24:22,932 You wearing that. 1553 01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:24,433 I wanna sell mine! 1554 01:24:24,767 --> 01:24:25,851 Okay you'll be able to sell yours. 1555 01:24:26,185 --> 01:24:27,186 Okay, I'll give you another 100. 1556 01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:28,521 How you doing over there, you doing alright over there? 1557 01:24:28,854 --> 01:24:30,064 Abdul, see, this is the way we have fun 1558 01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:31,315 in the United States of America. 1559 01:24:31,649 --> 01:24:33,734 I wanna sell something. 1560 01:24:34,068 --> 01:24:35,319 You wanna sell something, I don't know what you got. 1561 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:37,697 You just got this schmatta here, we can't use that. 1562 01:24:38,030 --> 01:24:39,615 Abdul would look ridiculous wearing that. 1563 01:24:39,949 --> 01:24:40,866 We just can't do that at all. 1564 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,036 Abdul, my man Abdul points, we buy. 1565 01:24:44,370 --> 01:24:45,246 He can wear it at the beach. 1566 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:46,330 Okay, there we go. 1567 01:24:46,664 --> 01:24:47,665 Wait a second. 1568 01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:49,166 Here is $500 and I'll tell you part of what 1569 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,043 we're paying for is you taking it off 1570 01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:52,003 so you do it real nice for us, 1571 01:24:52,336 --> 01:24:53,504 we'll sit back and kind of enjoy it, okay. 1572 01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:55,381 Oh my god, $500! 1573 01:24:55,715 --> 01:24:57,258 Just take off the clothes. 1574 01:24:57,592 --> 01:25:00,678 Give her a hand Abdul, be a gentleman my man, 1575 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:02,054 be a gentleman. 1576 01:25:02,388 --> 01:25:04,390 Absa-butt-fucking-Illinois right that's what 1577 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:05,474 we're talking about. 1578 01:25:05,808 --> 01:25:07,935 Here we go, that's very good. 1579 01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:10,146 You guys have some talent, don't you? 1580 01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,107 Okay, we got a demand side economy here 1581 01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:14,442 because I got a lot of money left 1582 01:25:14,775 --> 01:25:16,110 and you haven't got very much to sell. 1583 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,029 We do still have a few things... 1584 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:24,619 Gimme some underwear! 1585 01:25:46,265 --> 01:25:47,058 Hold it right there, love. 1586 01:25:47,391 --> 01:25:49,226 This one here is on Bone. 1587 01:26:05,576 --> 01:26:06,869 Your excellency. 1588 01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:10,790 Abdul, Abdul. 1589 01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:13,042 Got your wallet here. 1590 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:14,627 You're fresh out of scratch but you've got 1591 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:17,463 your credit cards and those should get you home. 1592 01:26:17,797 --> 01:26:21,133 Keep those safe 'cause people can sell them. 1593 01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:27,181 Thank you. 1594 01:26:49,829 --> 01:26:52,039 You kidnapped an ambassador. 1595 01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:53,040 Not me. 1596 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:54,166 Who was driving? 1597 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:55,751 That is not fair. 1598 01:26:56,085 --> 01:26:58,713 They had the police and the secret service 1599 01:26:59,046 --> 01:27:00,297 looking for him all night now all you had to do 1600 01:27:00,631 --> 01:27:03,759 was call in but now you don't bring him home 1601 01:27:04,093 --> 01:27:05,803 til six in the morning with a pimp and a carload 1602 01:27:06,137 --> 01:27:07,096 of naked women. 1603 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:08,848 He had a good time. 1604 01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:13,728 You're running a goddamn whorehouse on wheels, woman, 1605 01:27:14,061 --> 01:27:14,729 I can't have that. 1606 01:27:15,062 --> 01:27:15,521 - But- - No. 1607 01:27:15,855 --> 01:27:16,355 - But- - No. 1608 01:27:16,689 --> 01:27:18,190 - But- - No more buts. 1609 01:27:19,650 --> 01:27:20,443 You're fired. 1610 01:27:20,776 --> 01:27:22,069 Now just get out. 1611 01:27:22,403 --> 01:27:22,945 Fine. 1612 01:27:34,498 --> 01:27:37,752 I was starting to like that little girl. 1613 01:27:54,894 --> 01:27:56,312 How'd you find me? 1614 01:27:56,645 --> 01:27:59,273 I've been looking for you all day, what's wrong? 1615 01:27:59,607 --> 01:28:00,649 - I got fired. - What? 1616 01:28:00,983 --> 01:28:02,610 - Got fired. - What for? 1617 01:28:03,819 --> 01:28:05,529 Running a whorehouse. 1618 01:28:09,950 --> 01:28:12,286 I can get your job back. 1619 01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:13,287 How? 1620 01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:14,497 You trust me. 1621 01:28:14,830 --> 01:28:16,290 Trust you, I don't even know you. 1622 01:28:16,624 --> 01:28:17,416 You know me. 1623 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,418 You're a class act. 1624 01:28:20,544 --> 01:28:21,337 So are you. 1625 01:28:21,670 --> 01:28:23,255 No, my mother was a housemaid 1626 01:28:23,589 --> 01:28:26,258 and nobody knows who my father was. 1627 01:28:28,844 --> 01:28:30,346 - Come here. - What? 1628 01:28:30,679 --> 01:28:32,223 Just come over here. 1629 01:28:34,016 --> 01:28:36,894 I think it's time you met my father. 1630 01:29:02,711 --> 01:29:03,921 Come in, children. 1631 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:05,214 Father, Casey Meadows. 1632 01:29:05,548 --> 01:29:07,591 Casey, my father, Robert Witherspoon. 1633 01:29:07,925 --> 01:29:08,634 Mr. Roosevelt? 1634 01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:09,635 Yes? 1635 01:29:09,969 --> 01:29:11,428 You're Mr. Witherspoon? 1636 01:29:11,762 --> 01:29:12,680 Afraid so. 1637 01:29:13,013 --> 01:29:14,306 You two know each other. 1638 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,433 You're the one who sent me the letter? 1639 01:29:16,767 --> 01:29:17,434 Yes. 1640 01:29:17,768 --> 01:29:18,435 What letter? 1641 01:29:18,769 --> 01:29:19,478 He hired me. 1642 01:29:21,146 --> 01:29:22,815 Who's Mr. Roosevelt? 1643 01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:27,278 You're Mr. Witherspoon's son? 1644 01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:30,447 I'm afraid so. 1645 01:29:30,781 --> 01:29:32,366 He's the one that hired me. 1646 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:34,368 Why have you been doing this? 1647 01:29:34,702 --> 01:29:36,412 Who is Mr. Roosevelt? 1648 01:29:36,745 --> 01:29:40,332 I've been keeping my eye on you for a long time. 1649 01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:41,834 How come? 1650 01:29:42,167 --> 01:29:43,377 You two know each other. 1651 01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:44,378 - No. - Yes. 1652 01:29:46,255 --> 01:29:46,922 Ha. 1653 01:29:48,257 --> 01:29:50,426 Casey, look at this room. 1654 01:29:55,806 --> 01:29:57,391 Don't you remember? 1655 01:30:03,772 --> 01:30:05,232 I've been here before. 1656 01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:06,108 Yes. 1657 01:30:08,193 --> 01:30:09,320 My mom worked here. 1658 01:30:09,653 --> 01:30:10,446 Yes. 1659 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:12,364 Oh! 1660 01:30:13,991 --> 01:30:15,242 I played here! 1661 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:16,535 Yes you did. 1662 01:30:22,207 --> 01:30:24,460 The last time you two saw each other 1663 01:30:24,793 --> 01:30:26,837 you were five years old. 1664 01:30:31,634 --> 01:30:32,468 Marry me! 1665 01:30:32,801 --> 01:30:33,427 - Yes. - No. 1666 01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:35,679 Why not? 1667 01:30:36,013 --> 01:30:37,473 Children, sit down. 1668 01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:39,767 What's wrong? 1669 01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:43,979 You can't marry this girl. 1670 01:30:44,313 --> 01:30:44,855 Why not? 1671 01:30:46,398 --> 01:30:48,442 Because she's your sister. 1672 01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,403 - You're my father? - Yes. 1673 01:30:51,737 --> 01:30:52,988 How'd that happen? 1674 01:30:53,322 --> 01:30:54,114 It happened very fast. 1675 01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:55,449 One weekend. 1676 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:57,576 Your mother was an extraordinary woman. 1677 01:30:57,910 --> 01:31:00,329 And your mother was out of town. 1678 01:31:00,663 --> 01:31:01,163 Oh. 1679 01:31:02,915 --> 01:31:03,582 Uh oh. 1680 01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:07,503 What's wrong? 1681 01:31:07,836 --> 01:31:09,088 We've been bad. 1682 01:31:09,421 --> 01:31:10,381 Oh very bad. 1683 01:31:13,509 --> 01:31:14,301 Forgive me sir? 1684 01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:15,636 Can't it wait, Jeremy? 1685 01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:18,347 I believe this is something you'll want to hear, sir. 1686 01:31:18,681 --> 01:31:20,432 What is this? 1687 01:31:20,766 --> 01:31:22,059 This is Giles, sir. 1688 01:31:22,393 --> 01:31:23,852 Your old driver. 1689 01:31:24,186 --> 01:31:25,270 Oh no. 1690 01:31:25,604 --> 01:31:26,146 Oh yes. 1691 01:31:27,606 --> 01:31:31,235 And Giles has something he wants to tell you sir. 1692 01:31:31,568 --> 01:31:32,611 Don't you, Giles? 1693 01:31:35,864 --> 01:31:37,533 You ain't the girl's father. 1694 01:31:37,866 --> 01:31:39,034 How would you know? 1695 01:31:39,368 --> 01:31:41,412 I was married to her mother. 1696 01:31:41,745 --> 01:31:43,038 You were married to my mother? 1697 01:31:43,372 --> 01:31:44,415 Yes. 1698 01:31:44,748 --> 01:31:47,501 And she was pregnant before your little weekend together. 1699 01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:48,585 Good lord. 1700 01:31:50,004 --> 01:31:51,714 That's why you've been so mean to me, 1701 01:31:52,047 --> 01:31:53,465 'cause you're my father? 1702 01:31:53,799 --> 01:31:55,467 Why didn't you tell me? 1703 01:31:55,801 --> 01:31:57,052 Why would you want me for a father 1704 01:31:57,386 --> 01:31:59,179 when you could have had the rich Mr. Witherspoon 1705 01:31:59,513 --> 01:32:01,015 and all his millions? 1706 01:32:01,348 --> 01:32:02,558 What? 1707 01:32:02,891 --> 01:32:04,476 If I'd have kept my mouth shut you could inherit 1708 01:32:04,810 --> 01:32:05,769 all his money. 1709 01:32:08,147 --> 01:32:10,899 I didn't want his money. 1710 01:32:11,233 --> 01:32:12,609 I wanted a father. 1711 01:32:13,944 --> 01:32:16,864 For a father you wouldn't want the likes of me. 1712 01:32:17,197 --> 01:32:18,949 I am the likes of you. 1713 01:32:31,086 --> 01:32:33,589 How did you know all this? 1714 01:32:33,922 --> 01:32:37,426 I had it from the girl's mother, sir. 1715 01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:42,347 I never told you this before, but I knew her myself. 1716 01:32:42,681 --> 01:32:44,224 You knew her too? 1717 01:32:44,558 --> 01:32:45,392 Oh yes sir. 1718 01:32:46,894 --> 01:32:48,437 Yes indeed. 1719 01:32:48,771 --> 01:32:50,189 She was quite a girl. 1720 01:33:09,792 --> 01:33:10,834 Don't forget your pal! 1721 01:33:26,767 --> 01:33:28,936 Now you're my father too. 1722 01:33:45,452 --> 01:33:46,328 Home, James. 1723 01:33:48,789 --> 01:33:50,791 With pleasure, madam. 1724 01:34:01,927 --> 01:34:04,680 ♪ She can't see 1725 01:34:05,013 --> 01:34:08,684 ♪ The things he does behind her back 1726 01:34:09,017 --> 01:34:12,146 ♪ 'Cause if she did 1727 01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:17,025 ♪ Oh I know she wouldn't put up with that 1728 01:34:17,359 --> 01:34:20,529 ♪ She wouldn't talk to him anymore 1729 01:34:20,863 --> 01:34:24,825 ♪ She wouldn't even open the door 1730 01:34:27,661 --> 01:34:30,664 ♪ Love is blind deaf and dumb 1731 01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:34,459 ♪ She ain't mine but the day will come 1732 01:34:34,793 --> 01:34:37,963 ♪ I treat her right take her from you 1733 01:34:38,297 --> 01:34:42,176 ♪ You'll be out what will you do 1734 01:34:48,015 --> 01:34:50,893 ♪ If she could hear 1735 01:34:51,226 --> 01:34:54,771 ♪ The things he says when she's not there 1736 01:34:55,105 --> 01:34:57,941 ♪ She'd be mad 1737 01:34:58,275 --> 01:35:02,154 ♪ But for now she pretends not to care 1738 01:35:03,447 --> 01:35:06,825 ♪ She thinks he's the only one 1739 01:35:07,159 --> 01:35:10,746 ♪ She thinks they're in love but it's done 1740 01:35:13,582 --> 01:35:16,585 ♪ Love is blind deaf and dumb 1741 01:35:16,919 --> 01:35:20,339 ♪ She ain't mine but the day will come 1742 01:35:20,672 --> 01:35:23,842 ♪ I'll treat her right take her from you 1743 01:35:24,176 --> 01:35:28,013 ♪ You'll be out what will you do 1744 01:36:05,676 --> 01:36:08,428 ♪ She won't say 1745 01:36:08,762 --> 01:36:11,807 ♪ How she really feels 1746 01:36:12,975 --> 01:36:16,853 ♪ 'Cause she's afraid to admit that love is real 1747 01:36:20,732 --> 01:36:23,902 ♪ She says that it's not to decide 1748 01:36:24,236 --> 01:36:28,073 ♪ That I can help her make up her mind 1749 01:36:30,909 --> 01:36:33,954 ♪ Love is blind deaf and dumb 1750 01:36:34,288 --> 01:36:37,791 ♪ She ain't mine but the day will come 1751 01:36:38,125 --> 01:36:41,420 ♪ I'll treat her right take her from you 1752 01:36:41,753 --> 01:36:45,716 ♪ And you'll be out what will you do 1753 01:36:53,473 --> 01:36:56,393 ♪ Love is blind 1754 01:36:56,727 --> 01:36:59,187 ♪ Love is blind 1755 01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:02,816 ♪ Love is blind 119664