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Leave the kid alone.

Look, brand-new. Come on.

..platform C.

..platform B.

..platform C.

..platform B.

Hey, who does he think he is?

GROCERIES, WINES

Save a seat for me.

Stay there!

Get in!

Is this my seat?

BEACH - HOTEL - GOLF - STATION

The colonel was keeping the threat under control.

Back then, I was just a lance corporal...

And now for the midday news,

with the headline stories for today.

Parliamentary debates, financial reports...

..the military in Asia.

Debates in the National Assembly are entering their final phase

before parliament's summer break.

21 deputies were present

for a budgetary debate concerning Noeux-les-Mines...

How windy!

What's going on?

Your name.

Sorry?

- I don't understand. May I? - Hulot.

H-U-L-O-T.

Your tobacco.

Thanks.

Hey!

Scram!

- Good night, monsieur. - Good... Good night.

Telephone!

- That's not ours. - It’s my son's. Where can he be?

Denis!

- Did you find him? - I don't know where he is.

I only have a sleeve left to do on mine.

I haven't even finished the front!

- He's right here, madame. - Oh, Denis!

Hey, come here, little one.

- Did you touch the winch? - No.

- What's all this? - It’s not my fault.

What happened? Look at this.

- Who released the cable? - It wasn't me.

Somebody must have touched it.

Catch, Jean.

A boat... and another one... two, three, four.

It’s magnificent.

Papa, look at Monsieur Hulot.

Ice creams! Choc-ices! Candied fruit!

ICE CREAM

I'm so sorry, please forgive me.

North of our positions the situation was grave.

A decision was called for.

Latest news, Daily Telegraph, Paris Matin.

Get the latest news.

That's Monsieur Ménard, the proprietor.

- May I? - By all means.

You did it on purpose.

I never touched the winch!

Here she is.

Sit down.

What is there for lunch?

The more I think about it...

- Weren't you there this morning? - No, we were shrimping.

You missed a fine boat launch.

Some people are worse than children.

- Do you think it was a holiday-maker? - Without doubt, madame.

- White wine, five lots of two! - Leg of lamb!

- It’s there. - And then an escalope.

- It’s a go. Bring me the other four. - OK, my fault.

- A beer. - OK, got that.

- One Badoit. - One steak, rare and some bread.

- OK. - Moules marinière!

News from Antananarivo.

Prince Dijeni Censure-Beaucoq,

a leading expert on subequatorial silviculture,

has arrived by plane in Fianarantsoa,

which will host an important arboricultural congress from the 8th to the 12th of July.

Madame Payot, please join the group, don't be shy.

You look just fine.

Come on. It will be a lovely souvenir for you.

It will only take a moment.

I have an idea. Let's swap hats, the two of us.

That will look funny.

Keep still now!

Monsieur Schmutz, telephone.

My documents.

London? Schmutz speaking. Have you sold?

I'm so happy to have arrived. The suitcases are very heavy.

Are you coming, Martine?

Do you know that man?

A real gentleman.

Dear Martine, what a journey!

Don't touch me, I'm covered in soot. Half an hour's wait,

no restaurant car, people treading on your feet

and an unbearable heat...

..all those people at the station, I thought I'd die of thirst.

Not a drop of mineral water in sight.

Mad rushes to catch connections! It was so hot.

You have no idea.

This is unbelievable. What's happened to my cases?

There you are.

That's very kind of you. You can leave them here.

Thank you so much.

It’s action which is effective. However, our actions in themselves

must reflect and express...

- The Hôtel de la Plage is over there. - Lovely.

And that's the harbour and the lighthouse. Nice, isn't it?

Yes, very nice. What's that down there?

Over there? I don't know.

Usually there are people fishing. Not today.

My unit...

In one word, I was the trailblazer of the suppression of puttees.

The infantryman has the same rights as the artilleryman.

But one had leggings while the other was slicing himself up!

Well, I ask you!

Out for a stroll?

And you, behind, watch out! I nearly hit the lady.

What a business. Don't you give signals?

Don't you ever give signals? You chump!

I told you we always have to serve the peas like this.

You told me to put them in the julienne. Like that, it's OK, otherwise, it's not.

Hurry up, Denise, everyone's waiting. Come on.

Our representative, who has the complete confidence of the delegates,

hopes to restore calm

by closing the door on all the misguided claims of an institution

which only wishes for an improvement in conditions for the peoples it represents.

This is Paris.

Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

We shall be on the air again at 6:30 tomorrow morning.

Join us! Join us!

What a beautiful panorama. It’s splendid.

Martine, come and see the fishing boats.

Look, down there.

Wonderful, isn't it?

A friend from the beach.

Monsieur Aubert, this is my husband.

What a delightful scene, don't you think?

How I love the sea.

The rocks, the pretty white sails... It’s all so beautiful.

Is that Saint-Nazaire over there?

Far along the coast.

Over there?

I find seaside holidays so restful.

If it wasn't for the wind, of course. It’s impossible to keep one's hair in place.

The cohesion of bourgeoisism falls apart completely.

As for progressivism... yes, but prudently.

A categorical collectivism...

The English Tommies were in the same sector.

I was an officer in the Ardennes, you know, a very dangerous sector.

You remember?

I receive orders from the General.

I led a difficult mission.

I don't know if you recall the Ardennes in wartime.

But, trust me, it wasn't like strolling down the Champs-Elysées.

May I leave the table?

I got hold of some amazing American recordings. Shall we go and listen to them?

- It’s got a sensational Duke solo. - I prefer the Fats Waller version.

- Do you want an American? - No, thanks. I don't smoke.

Wait for me!

Get in!

We'll catch them up.

I tried to take my dad to Pleyel, but not a chance.

I only like bebop...

You forgot your jacket!

Don't move.

I don't want to say anything bad, but when she was alive she had...

- Let us help. - Get in.

Sit down.

My condolences.

..improvement in Indochina.

Wheat, sugar, coffee, as well as shellac, have all remained steadfast.

Some interesting news just in from New York concerning cotton...

- Everything is possible. - Where did you read that?

- Men need ideals. - You don't expect me to think that...

Get the latest news.

Get the latest news. Paris Matin.

Here you go. Look, it's tightly strung, don't you think?

That's it.

That's it. It’s 100 francs.

Don't you greet Madame Dubreil?

Ready?

The human body is a kind of machine powered by heat.

The motor power of the muscles does not come from the nerves or the spinal cord.

The organ...

It’s impossible to play with him. His service...

You can't expect me to believe it. I've never seen the like of it.

Backhand, forehand...

- Yes... - 'Ello!

What is it?

Do you think it's funny?

Monsieur Schmutz, telephone!

Telephone!

No, this way. At the hotel.

Monsieur, madame, how about a horse ride?

OK, understood.

See you tomorrow at 9am.

There you are.

It’s your turn.

Play, then.

Whose turn is it?

Hearts.

Your dogs, madame.

- Have they eaten well? - Yes...

Give me that.

Please.

Bertrand exposes the protestors against bourgeois decadence.

The housewife...

is in agreement, but socio-politically conscientious.

Do excuse him, monsieur.

You're very kind. Thank you.

..while it appears to contradict my argument...

Good night, monsieur.

A seashell!

Another one!

It’s pretty.

Here, take this one, it's splendid.

Did you remember the swimsuit?

- Monsieur Schmutz. - Hold this for me.

Oh, come on, let's go.

- Here are the beasts. - What?

- Your beasts. - My beasts? Ah, yes, 9am.

Come in.

Take a seat.

So, Martine.

- Are you happy? - Yes.

- Aren't you afraid? - Oh, no.

I advise you to be careful. Be very careful.

Get your jumper straight.

Daily Telegraph, Paris Matin.

- Are there any reasons? - Well, that's what I said at the start.

MASKED BALL

Don't stop listening.

In a few moments, an address by Monsieur Durrieux, Minister of State.

And now, Monsieur Durrieux.

Fellow citizens, this is a grave moment.

I am speaking to you on behalf of the government

as it seeks to bear its responsibilities to the electorate...

even to those unfamiliar with parliamentary affairs.

What is the issue?

I challenge our carping critics

to produce new solutions...

..which relates to the haemorrhaging of funds,

are higher than our exports by several hundred billion.

We will inevitably have to make savings in order that...

..are periodically against the decisions of the nation's votes.

Financial difficulties become tragic

when we turn to issues of armament.

Because the changes for the infantryman

during the last three worldwide wars

show that war...

- Well, I will give them to my driver. - Madame Verdaz and Madame Paillaud...

in Monsieur Bresson's car.

Oh, but Monsieur Verdaz is going to be jealous.

Madame Giraud...

in Monsieur Reynald's car!

Mum, I'm coming.

But, Major, whose car are we in?

Nobody has shown us our seats.

- Let's see... Hulot. - Hulot's car? OK.

Where is he? Hulot!

It’s ridiculous. Have you seen him?

Brake, my friend, brake.

Wait, I've seen him pass by.

He's here. Come here. Here.

- Well, what is going on? It’s been an hour... - It is out of my control.

I am sorry, but my plan was drawn up a long time ago.

You must wait for Hulot's car.

But he isn't here.

- This lady's giving you her seat. How nice. - May I?

- Be careful, my friend. - This cable is too tight.

- You're not going to teach me my job! - Of course not!

Listen to me now... Because...

Attention! Let's go.

No, I must stay to answer the telephone.

The renascent Lettrism will know which way to go!

No more formulas, but dynamism.

The legislature must give way to doctrinal inspiration.

In one word, capitalism talks too much and eclecticism will win out.

We can't get into that car, our dresses will be ruined.

Direction...

north!

Let's be methodical.

No. Tinned food, this way.

Ah, some dessert. Put it there.

- The French countryside. - But, look, behind the bushes...

So pretty. This little village, its red roofs -

you wouldn't realise that you are so close to the sea, don't you think?

Oh, I hadn't noticed that over there...

What's happening?

Did you see that?

I went up and down again.

At last we're moving! Good, I'm feeling hungry.

I can hear it. Quick, bring my rifle!

Quick!

What a picnic, Martine! I will never go again!

I was assigned to Mr... Hulot's car...

Attention, listen up!

Higher, the sun, higher! He's not listening.

Yes, I can hear you.

No, not seven. Sixteen loads.

Thank you. I'll be delighted to see you in Paris.

For you, mademoiselle.

It will be a pleasure.

Such a delightful stay.

Awful journey. You can't imagine how hot it was in that plane.

Do telephone me in Paris...

Ah, the Major! Hello, Major.

Let me kiss you.

- Goodbye, have a safe journey back. - Thank you.

- You will keep in touch? - Certainly!

- Goodbye, monsieur. - Goodbye.

And if you come near Sèvres, come to see us.

- You have my address? - Yes, we do.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Come on, hurry up, here it comes.

Goodbye. It was a pleasure to meet you.

Here's my address.

Goodbye.

- You forgot your photos. - Thank you.

I would have been sad to lose them.

The Major.

And...

Monsieur Hulot once more.