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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,207 --> 00:00:09,207 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,104 Yeah! 3 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,602 Yes, my lord. 4 00:00:18,469 --> 00:00:20,636 Oh, yeah. Fuck me! 5 00:00:20,836 --> 00:00:23,070 I'm fucking you! 6 00:00:24,903 --> 00:00:26,403 Fuck me like King Arthur! 7 00:00:27,602 --> 00:00:28,736 Eh? 8 00:00:29,169 --> 00:00:31,137 Fuck me like King Arthur. 9 00:00:31,369 --> 00:00:34,603 - He was about 80, wasn't he? - Was he? Then... 10 00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:37,800 Fuck me like Sir Lancelot. 11 00:00:37,802 --> 00:00:39,633 Oh, yeah! 12 00:00:39,635 --> 00:00:41,869 That's more like it! 13 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:45,803 I am Sir Lancelot, 14 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,936 knight of the fucking round table! 15 00:00:50,036 --> 00:00:52,800 Come on, Lancelot! You can do it! 16 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,535 Come on! 17 00:00:56,902 --> 00:00:57,803 Who the hell are you? 18 00:00:59,502 --> 00:01:00,535 Are you Ben Lyk? 19 00:01:00,968 --> 00:01:02,936 - No... - Jesus, Ben, 20 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:05,703 don't lie to him, he's got a gun! 21 00:01:06,903 --> 00:01:08,370 Did his wife send you? 22 00:01:14,436 --> 00:01:15,703 Oh, God! 23 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:17,869 Wait! 24 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:19,636 Please! 25 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:22,167 You've made a mistake. 26 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,969 My wife has been away on business a lot, I was lonely. 27 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:27,800 I've never been in trouble before! 28 00:01:27,802 --> 00:01:29,369 I drive a Prius! 29 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:30,703 You have me mistaken with somebody... 30 00:01:46,803 --> 00:01:48,104 Fuck. 31 00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:53,034 - How do you spell your name? - What? 32 00:01:53,036 --> 00:01:56,467 How do you spell your name? 33 00:01:56,469 --> 00:02:00,837 B-E-N L-Y-K 34 00:03:10,969 --> 00:03:13,369 Hi gang, Ben here... 35 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:19,533 Hey peeps, got some big news for you... 36 00:03:19,535 --> 00:03:21,970 I've got... No, it's... 37 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:24,967 Yo! 38 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:28,535 This is Benji, coming at you with some more news... 39 00:03:31,035 --> 00:03:32,036 Just be genuine. 40 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:39,703 Hey "Lykers", it's me. 41 00:03:39,902 --> 00:03:43,934 Sorry if I'm not myself today but something terrible has happened. 42 00:03:43,936 --> 00:03:46,967 It's not everyday that you check the news to discover 43 00:03:46,969 --> 00:03:48,967 you have been murdered. 44 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:53,070 Shot in the head. Same name, same city, at home. 45 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,667 For a split second I actually thought I'd been killed. 46 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:57,837 And was married. 47 00:03:59,903 --> 00:04:01,070 Anyway... 48 00:04:01,968 --> 00:04:05,002 Really shacking me up, guys. As it would. 49 00:04:05,202 --> 00:04:07,536 And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel. 50 00:04:08,134 --> 00:04:10,666 How would you feel, "Lykers"? 51 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:13,667 How would you feel if your namesake had been killed? 52 00:04:13,669 --> 00:04:17,034 So I want you to get in touch, guys. 53 00:04:17,036 --> 00:04:19,603 I want to hear what you've got to say about all this. 54 00:04:21,769 --> 00:04:23,866 I want you to get in touch, guys. 55 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:26,066 I want to hear what you've got to say about all this. 56 00:04:26,068 --> 00:04:28,633 I don't know what you're worried about. 57 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,934 I'll play it again, shall I? 58 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,167 You look fine! A bit tired. 59 00:04:32,169 --> 00:04:33,334 I'm not worried about that. 60 00:04:33,336 --> 00:04:37,033 Hey, "Lykers", it's me. Sorry if I'm not myself today... 61 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:40,669 - No, not tired... - Not tired? 62 00:04:41,169 --> 00:04:42,603 Sexy? 63 00:04:43,269 --> 00:04:44,900 - Tired and sexy? - Yeah! 64 00:04:44,902 --> 00:04:47,166 Like an exhausted Ryan Gosling kind of thing? 65 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:49,801 - No, not exactly... - I can live with that. 66 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:52,502 Roberto, what if the killer made a mistake? 67 00:04:53,436 --> 00:04:57,733 Like he was aiming for the knees and got him in the face? 68 00:04:57,735 --> 00:05:00,937 No... As in he got the wrong man. 69 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,136 Let me paint a scenario for you, okay? 70 00:05:06,935 --> 00:05:08,837 I'm a hitman and I get an email 71 00:05:09,037 --> 00:05:11,969 saying "kill Ben Lyk in London". Or something to that effect. 72 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:14,836 I have no idea, I've never ordered someone dead. 73 00:05:15,036 --> 00:05:16,400 I'm not that smart. 74 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:20,566 I google "Ben Lyk London". I pick the first Ben Lyk on the list. 75 00:05:20,568 --> 00:05:21,769 And bang! 76 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:24,603 I've waisted the wrong man. 77 00:05:28,668 --> 00:05:31,702 I'm not sure they'd be emailing each other about all this. 78 00:05:32,135 --> 00:05:33,069 No! 79 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:36,433 What if the bullet was meant for me? 80 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:39,102 You know: "somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it". 81 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:42,635 Right... 82 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:46,800 Alright, if I'm being totally honest... 83 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:49,369 - Yeah, please. - with you... 84 00:05:50,136 --> 00:05:52,970 Sometimes, your videos aren't always... 85 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:56,770 that amazing. But... 86 00:05:57,569 --> 00:05:59,136 Do you deserve to die? 87 00:06:01,768 --> 00:06:03,068 Maybe. 88 00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:07,599 Work on your manners. A little sympathy would be nice. 89 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,435 My namesake's just been killed. 90 00:06:10,201 --> 00:06:11,135 Honestly, Robbie! 91 00:06:11,335 --> 00:06:13,102 Sorry for your loss? 92 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:18,135 That's better. 93 00:06:18,335 --> 00:06:20,900 - Was it Confucius or was it Tao... - Hey, Ben! 94 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,434 Hi! 95 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:23,536 Hi, there! 96 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:28,065 You see that? People are starting to know who I am. 97 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,602 No, that was Anna. 98 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,035 So? 99 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:33,999 She's your neighbour. 100 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:36,065 I know but there's something different 101 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,166 about the way she's saying hello. 102 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:40,633 - There's a glint in the eye. - No. 103 00:06:40,635 --> 00:06:43,033 I reckon she's seen my videos. 104 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:45,534 - She's a neighbour! - She's a "Lyker". 105 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:47,069 Do you know how many hits I've got, now? 106 00:06:47,803 --> 00:06:48,703 Thousands! 107 00:06:49,568 --> 00:06:53,435 Come on, lads! It's only four nil. You can still make it! 108 00:06:54,968 --> 00:06:56,133 Or not! 109 00:06:56,135 --> 00:06:59,803 What to do when West Ham loses against Chelsea? 110 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,433 What to do when you're stuck in Paris... 111 00:07:02,435 --> 00:07:04,566 Anyway, let's say hello to my new companion, here. 112 00:07:04,568 --> 00:07:07,935 Hi there! How long have you been waiting? 113 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:11,099 Dave, this bloke's trying it on. 114 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:12,267 - Oh, no! - That's my wife. 115 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:14,901 It's perfectly alright. I'm a vlogger, don't worry. 116 00:07:14,903 --> 00:07:16,870 I've noticed an accent, where are you from? 117 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:19,502 That's my wife! 118 00:07:19,702 --> 00:07:21,935 But people keep hurting you, no? 119 00:07:22,403 --> 00:07:24,770 Yeah, well... It's a niche. 120 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:29,199 It might hurt a bit, but you've got to admit it's working. 121 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:30,535 Is it? 122 00:07:30,935 --> 00:07:32,965 People are watching, Robbie! 123 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:36,102 I'm telling you. Soon, everyone's gonna want a piece of Ben Lyk. 124 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:18,068 Fuck. 125 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:25,935 Fuck! 126 00:08:26,769 --> 00:08:29,033 Two in two days! 127 00:08:29,035 --> 00:08:31,099 Both in London. This is not a coincidence. 128 00:08:31,101 --> 00:08:32,702 No, no, no. 129 00:08:33,168 --> 00:08:35,032 This could be a miracle. 130 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:38,200 A miracle? A miracle is turning water into wine! 131 00:08:38,202 --> 00:08:41,402 Show me where in the Bible it says: "And lo, Jesus did pull 132 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:44,635 "a semi-automatic from his loincloth and blow a man's face off." 133 00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:47,535 New Testament? 134 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:49,670 You're high. 135 00:08:50,867 --> 00:08:52,402 Yeah... 136 00:08:52,602 --> 00:08:55,736 Let's just try to focus, okay? Please, I need you right now. 137 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:02,635 I'm sure there's a simple explanation for all this. 138 00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,102 Like what? 139 00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:07,635 Someone probably texted the killer... 140 00:09:08,469 --> 00:09:12,132 - The same instructions twice. - Can you not yawn? 141 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:14,567 - At a time like this! - It happens all the time! 142 00:09:14,569 --> 00:09:15,701 My mum once texted me: 143 00:09:15,703 --> 00:09:18,969 "Don't forget you dad's heart pills" seven times! 144 00:09:19,636 --> 00:09:23,467 - How is your dad? - After the heart attack? God... 145 00:09:23,469 --> 00:09:25,136 Still hasn't forgiven me. 146 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:28,002 These are professionals, not idiots. 147 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:32,902 Even if someone is killing all the Ben Lyks, 148 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:36,434 what makes you think they're gonna come for you next? 149 00:09:36,436 --> 00:09:39,700 The name of my YouTube account is "IAmBenLyk". 150 00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:42,703 There's videos of everything. My street, my flat. Me doing 151 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,499 press ups on the toilet. Pushing... 152 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,933 - What? - People don't like a show off. 153 00:09:46,935 --> 00:09:50,503 "How to exercise in a small flat" got over 200 000 views! 154 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,702 Delete the account. 155 00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:55,900 No, I'm not deleting the account! 156 00:09:55,902 --> 00:09:58,370 I've got over 5 million hits! No way! 157 00:09:58,569 --> 00:10:01,500 I can't. My fans would think I'm a coward! 158 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:04,403 And if there's one thing I'm not, it's a coward. 159 00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:06,866 Please, don't kill me! 160 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:09,533 My name is Ben Lyk, but I didn't choose it! 161 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:13,499 My parents did! If it's anyone fault, it's theirs! 162 00:10:13,501 --> 00:10:16,966 Don't kill them either. Not my mum, anyway. My dad... 163 00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:20,369 He can be annoying but he doesn't deserve to die! 164 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:23,833 Please, go easy on my. Actually, you know what? 165 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:26,033 If you're a female, 166 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:29,065 I can tell you now I am more than willing to pay with my body. 167 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:32,466 I will do literally anything. Anything except... 168 00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,499 Put it this way... I'm not good with pain. 169 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,765 But otherwise, I'm good to go. 170 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:39,434 Please, just... Please, please! 171 00:10:39,436 --> 00:10:42,403 I don't know what else to say. Just don't kill me. 172 00:10:47,135 --> 00:10:48,966 I need your help. 173 00:10:48,968 --> 00:10:51,899 Two Ben Lyks have been killed in the last two days. 174 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,866 And I might be next. 175 00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:57,099 I went to the police but they just turned me away. 176 00:10:57,101 --> 00:10:59,369 Coincidence, they said. 177 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,466 Now, I don't know what to do. 178 00:11:02,468 --> 00:11:04,698 I need protection. 179 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,835 I can't go outside, I'm too scared! 180 00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,932 Please, if anybody thinks they can help, 181 00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:13,467 private message me. My life depends on it. 182 00:11:13,469 --> 00:11:15,066 A bit dramatic! 183 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:18,000 - What do you think? - I'll tell you what I think... 184 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:22,002 My video's had over a million views, this only had 2 000. 185 00:11:22,201 --> 00:11:24,500 That's not competition. 186 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:26,470 I know! What I'm saying is... 187 00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:29,701 He obviously needs help and I reckon I'm the man. 188 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:31,602 How? 189 00:11:33,002 --> 00:11:34,636 We can join forces. 190 00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:36,869 Make a mega video. 191 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:40,433 - That'll draw more attention to you. - Exactly the point! 192 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:44,835 Think of it! It'll be like Band Aid but for people called Ben Lyk. 193 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:47,402 Police are bound to respond if it goes viral. 194 00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:51,068 You're gonna make a music video? 195 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,402 Yes, please! 196 00:12:00,634 --> 00:12:01,335 Hi, Ben! 197 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:04,699 - Thanks for responding. - Hi! I'm Roberto. 198 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:05,768 You're all right then, aren't you? 199 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:09,968 - Yeah, good, thanks! - Don't worry about him, he's stone. 200 00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:13,833 Look, Ben. I saw your video and I just want you to know 201 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:16,769 I'm right behind you, mate. Not in the cowardly way, 202 00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:18,936 like I'd use you as body armour. 203 00:12:19,634 --> 00:12:22,500 - In "I'm on your side, body" way. - Right. 204 00:12:22,502 --> 00:12:24,665 I saw a couple of your videos, too. 205 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,199 Oh, great. Cool! 206 00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:28,868 Always happy to welcome a new fan! What did you think? 207 00:12:29,902 --> 00:12:34,436 Let's just say same name, different sense of humour. 208 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:36,702 Okay. 209 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:38,901 So you liked them? 210 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,968 No! I thought it was shit. 211 00:12:41,735 --> 00:12:43,032 I get it. 212 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,036 You're under a lot of pressure. 213 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:48,933 So am I. I'm in the same position. Go back after all this is blow over 214 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,132 and look at them again. 215 00:12:50,134 --> 00:12:54,765 They're not as shit as you think. They're really not. 216 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,968 Has anyone ever pointed out what an ego you have? 217 00:12:58,469 --> 00:12:59,370 Oh my fuck! 218 00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:00,799 Jesus! 219 00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:01,469 Oh, my God! 220 00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:02,869 - He killed him! - He killed him in the face. 221 00:13:03,436 --> 00:13:06,999 I mean, he was a bit of an arsehole, but there's no need for that. Fuck! 222 00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:09,569 - Fuck. Unnecessary. - What shall I do? 223 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:11,935 Have a smoke? 224 00:13:12,135 --> 00:13:13,768 No! You know how paranoid I get! 225 00:13:13,969 --> 00:13:16,865 - You mind if I... - This isn't about you, Robbie! 226 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:19,035 - My life's in danger! - Alright, alright. 227 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,470 Go to the police. 228 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:23,935 You coming? 229 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,435 No, I'll stay here, 230 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:28,866 chill out... 231 00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:31,768 You can't stay here, Robbie. The killer will think you're me! 232 00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:34,633 - Right! - I need your help! 233 00:13:34,635 --> 00:13:36,103 Please, just do something! 234 00:13:37,002 --> 00:13:38,600 Stay away from the window. 235 00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:41,466 I'll make sure the coast is clear. That's something people do, isn't it? 236 00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:43,968 Stop yelling, for once in your life. 237 00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:45,735 Fuck, Ben! 238 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:52,069 - Hurry up! - Alright... 239 00:13:53,435 --> 00:13:54,968 Well, I won't be long... 240 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,635 I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die... 241 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,103 I'm gonna be fine. 242 00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:06,635 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 243 00:14:08,202 --> 00:14:11,535 I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Shit! 244 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:14,102 Is it clear? 245 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,403 Robbie? 246 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,501 Roberto? 247 00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:28,001 You want to fuck with... 248 00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:37,999 No, get off me! I'm not a Ben Lyk. 249 00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,435 Help! 250 00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:52,769 Anyone? 251 00:14:56,202 --> 00:14:57,535 Shit! 252 00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:01,736 - Coming! - Please, let me in. 253 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:06,599 Hi. I'm your neighbour. I live right above you. 254 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,498 Great. We're a bit busy right now. 255 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,799 Okay. Can I come in for a minute? 256 00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,532 Were we being too loud? 257 00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,235 We're being too loud? 258 00:15:13,835 --> 00:15:17,501 Oh, that? No, I've only heard you like 3 or 4 dozen times. 259 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,466 I'm glad you're having fun. Listen. 260 00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:21,066 I just need to come in for a minute. 261 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:24,533 - Who's this? - He says he lives upstairs. 262 00:15:24,535 --> 00:15:27,565 - I think it's about the screaming. - Does he wanna join in? 263 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:30,498 I don't know. You wanna join in? 264 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,799 I'd love to. I'd be delighted, yes. Thank you! 265 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,835 - Wait a minute, you're not Ben Lyk? - What? 266 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,466 We keep getting your post. 267 00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:40,633 - Sorry. - Get away, you're dangerous! 268 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,768 Don't you watch the news? 269 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,468 - Please! - Pack some clothes. 270 00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:15,800 - You're not safe here. - You're the police? 271 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,802 Oh, God! Thank you, officer! Thank you! 272 00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:22,768 You took your time! Hi, guys! You brought your friends, thank you! 273 00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,601 Less chatting, more packing. 274 00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,769 I've already packed, but can I just do a video? 275 00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:28,001 No! 276 00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:31,499 - Let's go. - God, you are crabby! 277 00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:34,435 Really crabby. And I don't use that word often! 278 00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:43,133 What to do when you're in a police van on your way to God knows where? 279 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,233 What did you say? 280 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:47,601 I just said for a policeman, you've got lovely hair. 281 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,369 Right. 282 00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:55,136 Thanks. 283 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,735 It's quite oily. 284 00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:02,902 It gives it shine. 285 00:17:05,102 --> 00:17:09,569 I'm gonna be away for a little while, so I may not be able to communicate. 286 00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,401 What are you saying? 287 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,632 I just talk to myself when I'm nervous, okay? 288 00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:15,100 Well, don't. 289 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,765 - I just paid you a compliment. - And I said thank you. 290 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,701 - Now, shut up! - Cool. 291 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,032 It does have a nice shine, governor. 292 00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:30,668 Alright! Thank you! Conversation over! 293 00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:42,599 This is police brutality. I only asked where you kept your truncheon. 294 00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,103 It was a genuine question. 295 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,065 Still, you didn't use you taser, so I should be thanking you for that. 296 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:54,103 Okay, let's get you inside. 297 00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:57,532 Thank you. 298 00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,601 This is Chiswick, isn't it? You taking me all the way to the... 299 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,933 Come on, then. Don't hang about! 300 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:07,566 This is gonna be home for a while. I wanna take it all in. 301 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:09,802 Shut up! 302 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,532 This is nice, isn't it? 303 00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:18,900 You must be chuffed to bits to be working here! 304 00:18:18,902 --> 00:18:20,799 Does it belong to the police or do you rent it? 305 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,899 It's a safe house. Your room's up here. 306 00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:25,569 Second on the left. 307 00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:30,535 It's my parents' anniversary soon, that can be a perfect spot for them. 308 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,768 Home sweet home. 309 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,569 Yeah, this is great! 310 00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:47,434 I'll take it. 311 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:49,969 How old are you? 312 00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:51,968 How old do I look? 313 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,469 Come on... Everybody's waiting. 314 00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:00,836 Everybody? 315 00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:02,969 Now! 316 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:11,599 Inspector Talisker. Welcome, Mr Lyk. 317 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,468 You can join the others, now. 318 00:19:14,635 --> 00:19:15,702 Just this way. 319 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,965 Alright. 320 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,434 First of all, I would like to say 321 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,865 welcome! 322 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,068 It's great to have you all here! 323 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:43,802 I only wish it was under nicer circumstances. 324 00:19:44,002 --> 00:19:46,935 A music recital, something like that. 325 00:19:47,835 --> 00:19:49,802 This is Scott, my... 326 00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:51,635 I want to say "assistant". 327 00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,865 - Second in command. - Exactly. 328 00:19:54,867 --> 00:19:57,132 So if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. 329 00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,035 If it's urgent. 330 00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:01,969 Yes. If you have an urgent need for some tea. Coffee. 331 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,035 - If you're in trouble or any danger. - Precisely. 332 00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,565 You may run out of toilet roll... 333 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,869 Or have a headache. I know this has been very stressful for you. 334 00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:12,167 Yeah. 335 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,533 Now, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Metropolitan Police 336 00:20:16,535 --> 00:20:19,534 for taking so long to get to you. Although it really is 337 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:24,199 the first Ben Lyk, who made the video who we ought to apologize to. 338 00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:26,033 I'm happy to accept the apology. 339 00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,102 Given that he was so brutally murdered. 340 00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:34,802 After watching his video, we began our investigation in earnest 341 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,802 and we've come to the conclusion that the three murders are indeed... 342 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,965 linked. 343 00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:42,468 How many hours did that take? 344 00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:46,369 All we know at the moment is that three people have murdered in London. 345 00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:49,532 All by the name of Ben Lyk. 346 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:52,066 We're not sure there'll be another, but as a matter of precaution, 347 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:56,102 Scotland Yard decided to gather all Ben Lyks to protect them. 348 00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:59,699 You're the eight we were able to locate. 349 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:02,665 Okay. Call me sexist, a lot of people do 350 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,434 but I've got to ask. Who's the girl? 351 00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:05,602 Ben Lyk... 352 00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:06,769 Bollocks! 353 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,534 Language, if you don't mind. 354 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,069 Why would I lie? That would mean I want to be in here with you. 355 00:21:14,668 --> 00:21:16,033 What? 356 00:21:16,035 --> 00:21:18,702 My dad was drunk at the Christening. He said Ben instead of Bee. 357 00:21:19,268 --> 00:21:21,135 - What a wally! - He's an alcoholic. 358 00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:23,534 A very tragic wally. 359 00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:28,965 The killer is looking for a guy, is it necessary for me to be here? 360 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:32,699 - We're not taking any chances. - Thank you Scott, I've got this. 361 00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:33,969 We're not taking any chances. 362 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,702 - Sorry. - Fuck off. 363 00:21:37,134 --> 00:21:40,502 - I have to get this, it's urgent. - Urgent? 364 00:21:40,702 --> 00:21:41,766 What's going on, here? 365 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,669 Call me paranoid, but it could be anyone of us. 366 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,935 Yeah. He's right. 367 00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:50,932 We might be better off apart. 368 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,535 I wouldn't mind getting out of here. I've got a date tonight. 369 00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:55,635 - Guys... - I was... 370 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:59,501 halfway through baking a loaf when your dudes burst in. 371 00:21:59,702 --> 00:22:00,969 Soda bread is no easy, you know. 372 00:22:01,201 --> 00:22:02,434 Guys. 373 00:22:02,634 --> 00:22:04,369 There's something I need to say. 374 00:22:04,569 --> 00:22:06,102 - You're the murderer. - Actually... 375 00:22:06,302 --> 00:22:08,902 I was going to suggest that we pray. 376 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:12,765 I'm Father Lyk and... 377 00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:18,368 it would mean a lot to me if we could say a prayer at this time of need. 378 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:21,099 - Our father... - Alright, put her on. 379 00:22:21,101 --> 00:22:22,769 Hallowed be thy name. 380 00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,599 Hello sweetie pie! 381 00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:28,199 What would you like? The Three Bears or Billy Goat's Gruff? 382 00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:29,902 Amen. 383 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,802 Right. "Once upon a time..." 384 00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:35,799 This is ridiculous! 385 00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:37,034 God is not gonna help us. 386 00:22:37,234 --> 00:22:40,469 If you open yourself up, He will listen. 387 00:22:41,134 --> 00:22:43,034 - I have a therapist for that. - Dude... 388 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:46,965 No disrespect but you look more like a scrum-halk than a vicar. 389 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:49,134 - Fly-half, actually. - Okay. 390 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,468 The Bishop's got a team. 391 00:22:51,701 --> 00:22:56,468 What if we're being targeted because we've all done something wrong? 392 00:22:57,035 --> 00:22:58,569 Skeletons in the closet? 393 00:22:58,769 --> 00:22:59,701 Not me. 394 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,535 I stick to the rules. 395 00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:04,598 Yeah? Never stolen a towel from a hotel? 396 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,601 No. 397 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,534 Boring. 398 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,432 Why does it have to be something we did? 399 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:12,733 Maybe it's just a psychopath getting his kicks. 400 00:23:12,735 --> 00:23:14,868 I'm a banker, I work with loads of guys like this. 401 00:23:15,068 --> 00:23:16,068 So it's someone you know? 402 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:18,869 No. They don't kill people. 403 00:23:20,802 --> 00:23:22,001 Probably. 404 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,566 I understand how worried you are 405 00:23:24,568 --> 00:23:27,665 but I want you to rest assured that whilst you're under our protection... 406 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,501 You'll be safe. He's right. 407 00:23:29,968 --> 00:23:31,768 How long will this take? 408 00:23:32,135 --> 00:23:34,936 Because I've got a date tomorrow night as well. 409 00:23:35,434 --> 00:23:38,402 And Thursday. And Friday. 410 00:23:38,602 --> 00:23:39,666 I mean... 411 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,569 Saturday's free. 412 00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:43,534 Yeah, alright Casanova. We get it. 413 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,368 Still waiting about Sunday, though. 414 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,765 I'm losing money every time I breath, and the more anxious I get, 415 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,633 the faster I breath so can you at least let me get my computer back? 416 00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:55,335 No. 417 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,501 No computers, no phones, no Internet. You must have no access 418 00:23:58,701 --> 00:24:00,964 - to the outside world. - No, you must be joking! 419 00:24:00,966 --> 00:24:03,401 I can't survive without it. I need it for a medical condition. 420 00:24:04,967 --> 00:24:06,833 Just need to get this. 421 00:24:06,835 --> 00:24:09,802 Do you chaps have any bulletproof vests? 422 00:24:10,568 --> 00:24:12,369 Green if possible. 423 00:24:12,569 --> 00:24:13,901 Green is the new black. 424 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,468 I mean, don't... 425 00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:38,898 It's cold! Can you get someone to warm this up, please? 426 00:24:39,568 --> 00:24:43,965 For what we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful. 427 00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:47,602 It's deep crust pastry. It's not the body of Christ. 428 00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:59,566 I could be on a date right now. 429 00:24:59,568 --> 00:25:01,402 Where were you taking the date? 430 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,402 Pizza Hut. 431 00:25:08,568 --> 00:25:10,932 Hi. Are you okay? 432 00:25:10,934 --> 00:25:13,064 Yeah. I just don't like anchovies. 433 00:25:13,066 --> 00:25:15,432 Me neither. I hate them, it's disgusting! 434 00:25:15,434 --> 00:25:17,064 It reminds me of a video I did, actually. 435 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:20,534 "What to do when your house smells like fish?" 436 00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:23,498 - Maybe you've seen it? - No. I've seen another video. 437 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,131 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 438 00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:28,165 Was it "How to pretend you don't recognise an Internet sensation"? 439 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:30,832 No. You were actually crying. 440 00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:31,802 And begging. 441 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,867 Something like: "Please don't kill me". 442 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,898 Right, sure. That was... 443 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:40,566 That was for the audience, though. Because they like drama. Intrigue. 444 00:25:40,568 --> 00:25:42,832 I can't tell you how many videos there are of me laughing... 445 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,000 You know... 446 00:25:44,534 --> 00:25:48,435 In one of your videos, you were offering your body. 447 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,469 Is that right? 448 00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:57,135 Why? Are you interested? 449 00:25:58,067 --> 00:25:59,736 - Yeah. - Really? 450 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,901 Yeah. 451 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,131 Let's go up to my room. 452 00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,501 You can do whatever you want to me. 453 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,702 Okay! 454 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:13,198 Just don't tell the vicar. Come on. 455 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,067 Okay. 456 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,702 Great, I can do that! God, you move quickly! 457 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,535 - I go before you and you follow me? - Yeah, even better. 458 00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:25,433 Oh, thank God. 459 00:26:25,435 --> 00:26:28,832 Oh, God, there is a goodness to this thing, isn't there? 460 00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:31,736 Come off it. I like men, not cry babies. 461 00:26:35,534 --> 00:26:38,434 - Mate she cannot get enough of you. - Yeah, well... 462 00:26:38,635 --> 00:26:41,035 Joke's on her actually. I was teasing. 463 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,568 Oh, my God! 464 00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:55,669 What's wrong with you? 465 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:58,469 The pizzas are fucking poison! They're trying to kill us! 466 00:26:58,669 --> 00:27:00,498 We have a problem. 467 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,034 - Are you okay? - No. 468 00:27:02,602 --> 00:27:04,135 I'm fucking not okay. 469 00:27:05,568 --> 00:27:07,731 - Feeling better? - Yes, thanks. 470 00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:10,533 - Drink this. - Thank you. Cheers. 471 00:27:10,535 --> 00:27:13,532 It's a good thing I didn't eat any of my pizza. 472 00:27:13,534 --> 00:27:16,598 I don't know what it is, I have this innate survival instinct 473 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,099 that just comes out every time I sense danger. 474 00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:21,935 - I share that with the Baboon. - Shut up. 475 00:27:23,534 --> 00:27:24,967 - They have these cheeks and... - Shut up! 476 00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:27,800 Yes, sir. 477 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:32,465 No, it's okay. It's a false alarm, sir. 478 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:35,034 Yes, I think it was just food poisoning. 479 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,432 No, we're all good here, sir. 480 00:27:38,434 --> 00:27:41,700 It's nothing we can't handle. Everything's under control. 481 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,434 Thank you, sir. 482 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,035 The dose of cyanide. 483 00:28:14,635 --> 00:28:18,932 - It was not enough. - We were just testing the waters. 484 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:21,768 Police have done us a favour. It's gonna be much easier, 485 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,765 now they're all together. 486 00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,369 No more mistakes. 487 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,634 Not bad. 488 00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:41,901 Pretty good, actually. 489 00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:46,801 The pizzas were poisoned. Which means they know we're all here. 490 00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:48,768 I think we should be armed. 491 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,601 For the food to be poisoned, there'd have to be an intruder. 492 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,134 Which is impossible since we have cameras everywhere. 493 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:59,667 How can you be sure it's not one of your guys? 494 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,867 I chose this team myself. 495 00:29:03,401 --> 00:29:05,432 And I don't make mistakes. 496 00:29:05,434 --> 00:29:07,134 Scott has been with me for five years. 497 00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:09,101 What if it's one of you guys? 498 00:29:09,302 --> 00:29:11,768 Fuck off! You said it yourself. 499 00:29:11,968 --> 00:29:14,064 - Bankers are all psychopaths. - Yeah... 500 00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,998 I don't really care what you think. 501 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,834 See? Classic psychopath! No fucking empathy! 502 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:22,098 - Nobody's accusing anybody here. - I am! 503 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,000 Just relax, okay? 504 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,134 Everything's under control. We're doing all we can to protect you. 505 00:29:27,334 --> 00:29:29,134 I can look after myself. 506 00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:36,601 - Can you get him some water? - Wait! 507 00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:39,433 - What did you eat? - Our Father, who art in heaven, 508 00:29:39,435 --> 00:29:42,065 Hallowed be thy name, Thy kingdom come, 509 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:42,968 Thy will be done on earth 510 00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:44,498 as it is in heaven, 511 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,834 Give us this day our daily bread... 512 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:50,698 You fucking Pinocchio, you prick! 513 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,931 I'm so sorry! 514 00:29:52,933 --> 00:29:53,834 Your face! 515 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,401 Oh God, that was funny! 516 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:05,668 Fucking moron. 517 00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:07,502 I want them dead. 518 00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,469 You understand that? 519 00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:14,468 All of them. 520 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,934 What are you wearing? 521 00:30:20,933 --> 00:30:22,067 Workout clothes. 522 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:27,634 Are you working out? 523 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,101 No. 524 00:30:29,901 --> 00:30:32,435 No? Then take them off. 525 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:34,800 Take them off! 526 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,501 Yes! 527 00:30:42,168 --> 00:30:44,701 Everything. Don't be shy. 528 00:30:48,901 --> 00:30:49,868 Here we go. 529 00:30:50,268 --> 00:30:51,764 That's good. 530 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,101 What a beast! 531 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,497 I'm gonna try and get some sleep. 532 00:31:01,499 --> 00:31:04,165 Yeah. If you need anything, just knock on my door. 533 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:06,765 Oh, and if you need anything, 534 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:09,899 - then just knock on the door. - Oh, yeah... 535 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,634 Should I come fully naked or in my underwear? 536 00:31:14,733 --> 00:31:15,967 As you wish... 537 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:18,034 I'm not bothered. 538 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:20,469 Good night. 539 00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:24,800 I know a man when I see one. 540 00:31:25,268 --> 00:31:28,432 Oh, thanks. I'm trying my best. 541 00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:30,465 - She's a tough nut to crack. - No, no. 542 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:31,999 I mean her. 543 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,801 Pretty sure she's got a cock! 544 00:31:35,466 --> 00:31:36,167 What? 545 00:31:36,434 --> 00:31:39,633 I would know. Thailand's my second home! 546 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,697 Okay. And this is based on... 547 00:31:42,699 --> 00:31:44,467 A holiday, presumably. Or... 548 00:31:44,701 --> 00:31:46,065 Trust me. 549 00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:47,868 Take a look at the Adam's apple. 550 00:31:48,401 --> 00:31:50,501 Right there. It's big 551 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,667 like a fucking foot ball. Do you know what I mean? 552 00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:56,035 It's only gonna be weird the first time, eh? 553 00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:01,967 It'll be like that. 554 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,001 Just getting into your fucking eye. 555 00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:06,767 She's a woman. 556 00:32:07,499 --> 00:32:11,665 - Keep your voice down. She's there. - Less of a... More of a... 557 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,498 - Do you know what I mean? - I get it, she has a penis! 558 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:18,198 I get it, she has a penis. Please, can you just go to bed? 559 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,567 - Please. - Alright. Good night. 560 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:22,867 Nice one! 561 00:32:26,201 --> 00:32:28,598 This is ridiculous! 562 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,732 How am I meant to run a business without a phone? 563 00:32:30,734 --> 00:32:32,768 I'm supposed to be getting married next week. 564 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,400 You? 565 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,598 What's so odd about that? 566 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,965 I don't know... 567 00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:39,735 - You're old. - Fuck off! 568 00:32:42,934 --> 00:32:44,867 I'm not too old to get us out of here. 569 00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:46,733 Eh? 570 00:32:47,101 --> 00:32:50,068 We might as well be targets on a firing range, boy. 571 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:52,301 When I was in the Falklands, 572 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,564 I was in charge of a company. We got trapped in a disused factory. 573 00:32:56,566 --> 00:32:59,964 The enemy was advancing on all sides. There was nowhere to turn. 574 00:32:59,966 --> 00:33:01,701 We were sitting ducks. 575 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:03,468 Gripper. 576 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:05,801 McDonald. 577 00:33:08,867 --> 00:33:09,868 Archer. 578 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:15,901 First thing you do in a situation like this, is you split up. 579 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,865 Alright. That makes sense. 580 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:21,668 And what happened? In the factory. 581 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,768 The whole company was killed. 582 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:27,368 - Shit! - I was the only one who got away. 583 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,768 But... Weren't you in charge? 584 00:33:32,968 --> 00:33:34,134 Exactly. 585 00:33:34,633 --> 00:33:38,067 So if I can survive that, I'm sure as hell gonna survive this! 586 00:33:40,001 --> 00:33:41,800 I've seen where the fuse box is. 587 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,967 We disable the security cameras. 588 00:33:46,168 --> 00:33:49,800 Giving us time to clear off. Then we head to the nearest village. 589 00:33:50,901 --> 00:33:52,534 You on my team, boy? 590 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:57,368 You mean, like in the Falklands? 591 00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:59,534 If that's what you want... Yeah! 592 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,467 Right... 593 00:34:03,566 --> 00:34:04,834 It's just... 594 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:07,568 I don't want to end up like the rest of your company. 595 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,035 Heroes? 596 00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:18,501 Yes! Of course I'm fucking in! 597 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,533 Have you got any coke? 598 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:32,198 What to do when you're locked up with 7 people who have the same name 599 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,532 and one of them is beautiful? 600 00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:35,901 But possibly a man. 601 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:38,534 What to do when you're stuck in the attic of horror with... 602 00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:40,631 It's not actually a joke, is it? 603 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:43,801 "My, what big teeth you've got, Grandma!" 604 00:34:44,134 --> 00:34:44,834 Not you. 605 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:48,767 ...when no one gives a shit where you are or who you are... 606 00:34:48,968 --> 00:34:50,433 What's going on? 607 00:34:50,634 --> 00:34:51,968 Hang on, sweetie. 608 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,968 Go and check the power. 609 00:34:56,733 --> 00:34:58,534 Check the power. Over. 610 00:34:59,201 --> 00:35:00,102 Copy that. Over. 611 00:35:03,699 --> 00:35:05,533 Someone's already cut them! 612 00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:07,534 That's not good, is it? 613 00:35:08,134 --> 00:35:10,600 It's the Falklands all over again. 614 00:35:11,134 --> 00:35:12,601 Oh, God. 615 00:35:13,934 --> 00:35:15,101 Oh, God! 616 00:35:28,101 --> 00:35:29,134 Are you okay? 617 00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:31,497 I'm ex commando. 618 00:35:31,499 --> 00:35:35,034 I've outrun a leopard before now. You just stick with me! 619 00:35:40,499 --> 00:35:41,900 Bloody hell! 620 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,468 Stop! Who are you? 621 00:35:48,734 --> 00:35:49,901 Fuck! 622 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:21,500 Shit, it's you! I'm so sorry! 623 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,068 Why were you running into the woods? 624 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:24,800 You just shot me! 625 00:36:25,699 --> 00:36:26,600 It bloody hurts! 626 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,434 And this is a very nice jacket! 627 00:36:30,634 --> 00:36:31,667 Fuck! 628 00:36:44,801 --> 00:36:48,064 What the fuck! What the hell are you doing? 629 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:49,467 Sorry, you should have knocked! 630 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:50,868 You've made that clear! 631 00:36:51,067 --> 00:36:52,834 You just bulled me in the face! 632 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,500 Did you hear gunshots? 633 00:36:57,433 --> 00:37:00,067 - Why did I come here? - Because you're scared. 634 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:04,598 - No, to protect you! - Well, this isn't a mouse problem. 635 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,965 What is that supposed to mean? 636 00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:08,565 It means our lives might be in danger, so come on! 637 00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:11,198 No, no, no! I really think we ought to... 638 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,165 We ought to let the police handle this. 639 00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:16,067 What? No, if we're under attack, I'd like to know! 640 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,668 Fuck. 641 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:33,431 Okay, all clear. Let's get back to our rooms. Come on. 642 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:36,700 No, you go. I'm gonna find out what's happening outside. 643 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:38,968 Okay. 644 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:40,867 What? 645 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:43,567 - Nothing. - What are you looking at? 646 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:47,198 Nothing! Nothing at all. 647 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,899 - Is there something on me? - No, no! 648 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,031 - I don't think so. - What do you mean? 649 00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:54,965 - Either there is or there isn't! - Alright, look... 650 00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:57,465 It's stupid, I know but earlier today, Ben... 651 00:37:57,467 --> 00:38:00,500 Casanova, he was saying something about your... 652 00:38:02,001 --> 00:38:04,598 Adam's apple being big... 653 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,465 It's a joke, obviously, but I think... 654 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,998 - And you believe him, do you? - No. 655 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,532 Obviously not. 656 00:38:10,534 --> 00:38:14,164 But the story you said about your name... 657 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,164 I thought maybe you might have made it up. 658 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,567 Okay, you know what... 659 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,434 Touch them. 660 00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,901 - What? - Touch them! 661 00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:24,264 Alright! 662 00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:28,197 - Authentic enough for you? - Yeah, good. Really good. 663 00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:31,131 I'm not a doctor and surgery can work wonders, these days... 664 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:33,665 - For fuck sake! How about this? - Okay. 665 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:34,568 No. 666 00:38:35,567 --> 00:38:36,901 You're a girl. I get it. 667 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,664 What? 668 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,900 Don't look at me like that! This is your fault! 669 00:38:42,634 --> 00:38:43,868 It's not that. 670 00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:45,832 It's just the fear that comes. 671 00:38:45,834 --> 00:38:48,532 I get really turned on by dangerous situations. 672 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:49,935 - You do? - Yeah! 673 00:38:52,032 --> 00:38:56,564 I really wanna know what's going on, but I'd love to sleep with you. 674 00:38:56,566 --> 00:38:58,767 Oh yeah? We could toss for it. 675 00:38:59,934 --> 00:39:01,030 Yeah? 676 00:39:01,032 --> 00:39:04,431 Not that you're my type. Quite the opposite, in fact. 677 00:39:04,433 --> 00:39:06,130 But you know, you're here. 678 00:39:06,132 --> 00:39:07,467 We're here... 679 00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:10,000 The danger... 680 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,568 How are you with velcro? 681 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,097 What? 682 00:39:15,099 --> 00:39:18,368 What? You're joking! I knew you were joking! 683 00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:20,000 You can't pull the wool over my eyes! 684 00:39:21,467 --> 00:39:22,601 Wait. 685 00:39:23,434 --> 00:39:24,134 Come on. Come on! 686 00:39:24,868 --> 00:39:28,164 Wait, what do you mean, "come on"? Don't go towards the gunfire! 687 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,534 Okay, wait for me! 688 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,567 You dark beauty! 689 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:40,968 What's that, over there? 690 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:45,967 Check the perimeter. 691 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,632 - We should check their pulses. - Really? 692 00:39:51,634 --> 00:39:52,768 You never know. 693 00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:57,835 - He's alive! - Really? 694 00:39:58,667 --> 00:39:59,767 No! 695 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,066 - Holy shit! What the fuck? - Halt! 696 00:40:05,267 --> 00:40:08,731 - We heard gunshots. - Do you always run toward gunfire? 697 00:40:08,733 --> 00:40:11,997 - We thought we were under attack. - Leave this to the professionals! 698 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:13,100 Is that what you told them? 699 00:40:13,935 --> 00:40:15,966 Stay here. I'm taking these two back inside. 700 00:40:16,167 --> 00:40:19,668 - Tell us what happened first. - You're not safe in the garden. 701 00:40:19,867 --> 00:40:21,600 - Go back inside. - What the fuck is going on? 702 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,631 I heard gunshots. 703 00:40:23,633 --> 00:40:24,533 Jesus! 704 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,967 Are you people volunteers? 705 00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:31,532 I demand to speak to a real police officer! 706 00:40:31,534 --> 00:40:32,568 Look... 707 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,133 Don't panic. Go back inside. 708 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,400 Go to your rooms. We're taking care of this. 709 00:40:40,601 --> 00:40:43,497 The security cameras will be back on again shortly. 710 00:40:43,499 --> 00:40:45,598 - They were off? - Alright, enough! 711 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,867 Go, go! 712 00:40:47,366 --> 00:40:51,400 Did you see the old man? He was skewered like a kebab. 713 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:57,064 If we get out of here alive, I'm suing those bastard police. 714 00:40:57,066 --> 00:40:57,934 I'm gonna... 715 00:41:02,132 --> 00:41:03,899 I thought they took everybody's phones. 716 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:06,868 Wait, Ben... 717 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,033 Where is it coming from? 718 00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:19,033 Whose room is this? 719 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,066 Ben Lyk's. 720 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,835 A Ben Lyk that likes guns! 721 00:41:30,965 --> 00:41:32,698 It must be the killer's. 722 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,367 Right... Let's hide and wait for him. 723 00:41:35,568 --> 00:41:37,401 Or call for help? 724 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,533 Shit! 725 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:41,467 Shit! 726 00:41:58,932 --> 00:42:00,100 Oh, my God! 727 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,931 What did you do? 728 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,468 I didn't mean to. 729 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,601 That was cold. 730 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,864 What the fuck just happened? 731 00:42:08,866 --> 00:42:11,063 I saw him coming out of his room with a gun. 732 00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:14,100 He pointed it at me so I jumped on him. 733 00:42:18,065 --> 00:42:19,033 He hasn't got a gun! 734 00:42:19,234 --> 00:42:21,134 He must have dropped it in the corridor. 735 00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:22,800 What's going on? 736 00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:26,468 - Wait, it's not mine! - Drop it! 737 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:31,964 - Where did you get it? - It was on the floor, out there. 738 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,767 I heard gunfire and... 739 00:42:33,966 --> 00:42:35,433 What's going on? 740 00:42:35,633 --> 00:42:36,701 Is he dead? 741 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,966 It was an accident. 742 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:41,500 Who's that? 743 00:42:41,965 --> 00:42:43,100 Me. 744 00:42:44,601 --> 00:42:48,765 We found a phone and a gun in the bag and we were waiting for the killer. 745 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:51,534 - The killer's here? - The old guy and the banker died! 746 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,933 - What happened? - We don't know! 747 00:42:54,134 --> 00:42:55,967 Whose room is this? 748 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,130 - It's not mine! - It's not mine! 749 00:42:58,132 --> 00:43:01,866 Mine's across the hallway. He wardrobe is way too small. 750 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,600 Why are you all looking at me? 751 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,134 - Because I'm black? - No, we didn't say that! 752 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:10,866 I didn't even notice! 753 00:43:11,066 --> 00:43:12,400 Everyone's black! 754 00:43:15,499 --> 00:43:16,400 It was his room. 755 00:43:18,132 --> 00:43:19,533 I'm gonna be sick. 756 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:23,734 That's it! 757 00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:26,934 No one gets out until we find out whose room this is! Understood? 758 00:43:27,134 --> 00:43:28,368 Okay, got it. 759 00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:33,433 Just to be clear, it's not mine. 760 00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:39,368 Where are we with the video surveillance? Can you fix it? 761 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:42,401 Almost there. Surveillance screens should be back on 762 00:43:42,601 --> 00:43:43,534 in a few minutes. 763 00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:45,134 Oh! That is just... 764 00:43:52,065 --> 00:43:53,064 Right. 765 00:43:53,066 --> 00:43:54,568 Take everything out of the bag. 766 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,401 Look! 767 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:03,934 A rugby top. 768 00:44:04,301 --> 00:44:07,897 - That's definitely his room. - No, that's hair gel and shampoo! 769 00:44:07,899 --> 00:44:09,367 He was bold! 770 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:15,933 Don't move! 771 00:44:16,534 --> 00:44:17,700 Did you? 772 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:18,933 It's yours, isn't it? 773 00:44:22,133 --> 00:44:25,501 Okay, that's the living room back on. Let's try the garden. 774 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,733 Lock all the doors. Back up is on the way. 775 00:44:31,033 --> 00:44:33,134 I feel all in charge! 776 00:44:33,965 --> 00:44:35,866 You are in charge. 777 00:44:38,499 --> 00:44:41,000 Okay. First things first. 778 00:44:43,698 --> 00:44:45,367 No, no, no! 779 00:44:45,568 --> 00:44:49,000 There's no need for that. He's gonna talk. Aren't you? 780 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,067 No. 781 00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:57,600 Why are you trying to kill us? Huh? 782 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,066 Fuck off. 783 00:45:03,665 --> 00:45:04,766 Finished? 784 00:45:16,699 --> 00:45:18,898 Look, I don't have to take this shit. 785 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:21,000 - Police! Help! - Shut up! 786 00:45:21,199 --> 00:45:23,030 Help! 787 00:45:23,032 --> 00:45:24,833 Okay, look. Not you. 788 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,899 Maybe you should just put that on the floor, for now. 789 00:45:29,367 --> 00:45:31,666 That was an accident. Alright? 790 00:45:31,867 --> 00:45:34,699 An accident with severe consequences. But an accident nevertheless! 791 00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:38,734 What the hell is wrong with you? Again? 792 00:45:38,933 --> 00:45:40,100 Fuck! 793 00:45:43,099 --> 00:45:44,100 Get her away from me! 794 00:45:44,301 --> 00:45:45,632 Get her away from me! 795 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:47,501 - Not until you speak! - Sorry! 796 00:45:47,699 --> 00:45:49,133 I didn't mean it, alright? 797 00:45:49,334 --> 00:45:51,600 "Sorry"? You fucking idiot! You just shot me! 798 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,800 No need for insults! 799 00:45:54,066 --> 00:45:55,034 Stop! 800 00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:57,700 What do you wanna know? 801 00:45:59,865 --> 00:46:01,467 Why are you trying to kill us? 802 00:46:04,865 --> 00:46:06,467 My name's not Ben Lyk. 803 00:46:07,133 --> 00:46:08,867 It's Paul Leonard. 804 00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:15,734 I killed and took the place of the only black Ben Lyk in London. 805 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,866 I made a fake ID and I took his place 806 00:46:20,066 --> 00:46:21,666 before the police rounded us all up. 807 00:46:22,334 --> 00:46:24,567 Why would you do that, dude? 808 00:46:25,632 --> 00:46:27,033 Are you weird? 809 00:46:27,401 --> 00:46:29,697 There's a gang war in London. 810 00:46:29,699 --> 00:46:31,664 It's been in the news all this week. 811 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:33,863 The four big bosses have been killed. 812 00:46:33,865 --> 00:46:36,766 The people I work for killed the last one a few days ago. 813 00:46:36,967 --> 00:46:38,497 O'Sullivan was his name. 814 00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:41,133 So sorry, what's that got to do with us? 815 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:44,800 Someone called Ben Lyk 816 00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:46,500 witnessed O'Sullivan getting killed. 817 00:46:47,632 --> 00:46:48,866 He filmed the whole thing. 818 00:46:49,066 --> 00:46:50,833 Including the people who'd done it. 819 00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:57,699 But not before dropping his gym membership. 820 00:47:05,499 --> 00:47:08,030 So my boss looked up all the Ben Lyks in London. 821 00:47:08,032 --> 00:47:10,101 And in order not to take any chances, 822 00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:12,797 he told me to kill them all. 823 00:47:12,799 --> 00:47:13,500 Great! 824 00:47:14,367 --> 00:47:16,833 So we're locked in a house with the very person we're trying to avoid! 825 00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:20,368 Wait. So it's a guy. That means I can go. 826 00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:24,000 Let me get this straight. We're here 827 00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:25,799 because some dickhead with a camera 828 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,767 couldn't keep his nose out of other people's business! 829 00:47:28,966 --> 00:47:30,933 I'm a little tea pot short and stout, 830 00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:34,967 Here is my handle, here is my spout, When I get... 831 00:47:35,865 --> 00:47:37,432 Wait a minute! 832 00:47:37,434 --> 00:47:39,496 That camera's not on. 833 00:47:39,498 --> 00:47:41,833 Something's not right. We need to get up there. 834 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,401 Call you back, sweetie! 835 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,867 - So you killed all five Ben Lyks. - Just the first three. 836 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,432 The killings here are someone else. 837 00:47:50,434 --> 00:47:51,734 Then you must have an accomplice! 838 00:47:51,934 --> 00:47:52,833 No. 839 00:47:53,566 --> 00:47:54,767 I work alone. 840 00:47:54,967 --> 00:47:57,034 - Don't bullshit me! - He's probably like me. 841 00:47:57,233 --> 00:48:00,666 - Murderers are self-employed. - Judging by the mess you've made, 842 00:48:00,867 --> 00:48:03,630 - he's probably hired someone else. - It's irrelevant now. 843 00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:05,998 One thing he doesn't tolerate is a snitch. 844 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,133 So either way, I'm as dead as the rest of you. 845 00:48:10,665 --> 00:48:13,733 Open the door! Open this fucking door! 846 00:48:15,999 --> 00:48:16,899 What's going on? 847 00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,599 - He's poisoned himself! - What? 848 00:48:22,832 --> 00:48:24,100 Shit! 849 00:48:24,866 --> 00:48:27,666 We should try CPR! Mouth to mouth! 850 00:48:28,466 --> 00:48:29,600 Jesus! 851 00:48:34,766 --> 00:48:36,532 Taking the positive 852 00:48:36,733 --> 00:48:38,063 from this dreadful series of events, 853 00:48:38,065 --> 00:48:41,433 at least we know who killed the first three Ben Lyks and why. 854 00:48:41,632 --> 00:48:45,430 And taking the negative from this dreadful series of events, 855 00:48:45,432 --> 00:48:48,198 - we know he's not the only killer! - He may be lying. 856 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,167 Why would he do that? 857 00:48:49,366 --> 00:48:52,632 He's a murderer! They're not known for their honesty. 858 00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:56,064 - That's right, Scott. Very good. - You're all ignoring the real issue! 859 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,800 - It's staring you right in the face. - What's that? 860 00:48:58,999 --> 00:49:02,730 The video! If whoever took the video would just hand it over to the gang, 861 00:49:02,732 --> 00:49:04,830 we could put an end to this. 862 00:49:04,832 --> 00:49:08,198 It's very cowardly that they haven't step forward already. 863 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,067 Cowardly or cautionary? 864 00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:12,467 Yes, we shouldn't be doing deals with criminals. 865 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:13,432 Coward! 866 00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:18,997 She's got a point, though. That video might give us some clues. 867 00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:22,700 But that would require one of you to step forward. 868 00:49:23,232 --> 00:49:26,933 I know it's hard. You are responsible for the deaths of eight people 869 00:49:27,134 --> 00:49:31,567 and the use of over 100 000 pounds worth of police time. 870 00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:34,000 But I can assure you, you will be protected. 871 00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:37,533 It was probably the vicar. 872 00:49:38,132 --> 00:49:39,599 Well, it wasn't me. 873 00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:41,733 No. 874 00:49:51,799 --> 00:49:55,464 Hi, you've reached Roberto. Leave me a message. 875 00:49:55,466 --> 00:49:57,366 Robbie, it's Ben. 876 00:49:57,734 --> 00:50:01,867 I need you to do something for me. It's very important. 877 00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,863 Come on Robbie! 878 00:50:21,865 --> 00:50:23,766 Listen to the message! 879 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:36,997 Robbie, it's Ben. 880 00:50:36,999 --> 00:50:40,797 I need you to do something for me. It's very important. 881 00:50:40,799 --> 00:50:43,666 - Fuck sake! - I need you to go find... 882 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,934 Ben, you twat! 883 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,666 Robbie, pick up the phone! 884 00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:10,063 Jesus. 885 00:52:10,065 --> 00:52:11,596 - Let me in. - Why? 886 00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:13,998 What the fuck! Just let me in! 887 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000 Okay. 888 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:17,731 There's something up with the hipster. 889 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:18,864 Yeah, he's a twat. 890 00:52:18,866 --> 00:52:22,500 I was looking in his room and he's making something. 891 00:52:22,699 --> 00:52:25,130 Probably a green bubble hat to match his stupid trousers. 892 00:52:25,132 --> 00:52:27,566 I don't know about you, but I'm not taking any more risks. 893 00:52:27,767 --> 00:52:30,763 As far as I'm concerned, everyone out there is guilty. 894 00:52:30,765 --> 00:52:32,999 - I agree! - Great. Then give me the gun. 895 00:52:33,232 --> 00:52:34,132 No, no way! 896 00:52:34,531 --> 00:52:37,597 - Give me the gun! - I'm not giving a gun to a murderer! 897 00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:39,631 - It was an accident! - It wasn't an accident. 898 00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:44,567 A ploy, is what it was. To disguise the fact that you're the murderer. 899 00:52:45,732 --> 00:52:48,033 Ben... I might think you're a dick, 900 00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:49,931 but I don't want you dead. 901 00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:51,934 Which bit of that is even a compliment? 902 00:52:54,533 --> 00:52:55,667 What? 903 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,867 I'm not falling for that one again, Thailand! 904 00:53:47,132 --> 00:53:48,433 Are you coming? 905 00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:53,031 What did I ever do to you? This is abuse! 906 00:53:53,033 --> 00:53:55,497 Please don't kill me. I promise, I'm not... 907 00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:58,431 Get out of your rooms! We're leaving the house! 908 00:53:58,433 --> 00:54:00,931 - Thank god. Help! - Shut up! 909 00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,967 Thank God! Jesus! 910 00:54:05,866 --> 00:54:08,464 You ain't gonna believe what I've just found. 911 00:54:08,466 --> 00:54:10,834 An apology for that awful shirt you're wearing? 912 00:54:25,165 --> 00:54:26,933 Take this video down. 913 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:29,563 It ain't gonna be easy. 914 00:54:29,565 --> 00:54:31,430 People have already shared it. 915 00:54:31,432 --> 00:54:33,597 Press has probably seen it, by now. 916 00:54:33,599 --> 00:54:36,931 - He only posted one video? - Yeah. 917 00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:38,833 The account just got created. 918 00:54:40,432 --> 00:54:41,866 And the name is Ben Lyk? 919 00:54:43,933 --> 00:54:45,931 We must have missed one. 920 00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:48,600 That is exactly what he wants us to think. 921 00:54:49,865 --> 00:54:51,530 I don't like to take chances. 922 00:54:51,532 --> 00:54:55,897 When I say "kill all the Ben Lyks", I mean... 923 00:54:55,899 --> 00:54:56,567 Kill them all! 924 00:54:56,967 --> 00:54:59,500 - Which one do you prefer? - What's he doing? 925 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,631 I wanna look good if I'm gonna die. That one? 926 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,667 I love the blue one. 927 00:55:06,899 --> 00:55:09,463 I'm so sick and tired of talking to you, right now. 928 00:55:09,465 --> 00:55:11,933 - Just make a decision. - Put your jacket on. 929 00:55:13,532 --> 00:55:15,933 - Everybody out! - Hurry up! 930 00:55:16,799 --> 00:55:18,833 I want a bulletproof vest! 931 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:21,630 We'll see what we can do but you have to come out! 932 00:55:21,632 --> 00:55:23,065 We're leaving now! 933 00:55:23,266 --> 00:55:25,030 And I want a helmet 934 00:55:25,032 --> 00:55:26,834 and two armed bodyguards. 935 00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:28,830 It'd be great if they could wear denim. 936 00:55:28,832 --> 00:55:31,530 That's probably not gonna happen. 937 00:55:31,532 --> 00:55:33,866 I want them just for me. 938 00:55:34,065 --> 00:55:36,567 - I don't trust anyone anymore. - He's buying some time! 939 00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:39,563 He's one of them. I saw you making something! 940 00:55:39,565 --> 00:55:41,399 See? People are spying on me. 941 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,900 - He was making something! - No, I wasn't. 942 00:55:44,099 --> 00:55:48,033 Yes, you were! I saw you, you were sawing. What are you up to? 943 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:52,867 I was wanking. 944 00:55:57,198 --> 00:55:59,666 Yes, sir. How many units did you send? 945 00:56:00,099 --> 00:56:01,033 Right. 946 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,834 Yes, they're getting ready. 947 00:56:03,032 --> 00:56:04,033 Thank you, sir. 948 00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,463 Inspector, I've got something to show you. 949 00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:09,866 I don't have time. Back up is almost here. 950 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,967 The video of O'Sullivan's murder. 951 00:56:14,433 --> 00:56:15,533 Where did you get that? 952 00:56:15,899 --> 00:56:17,432 Online. 953 00:56:19,732 --> 00:56:20,833 Give me a second. 954 00:56:22,032 --> 00:56:23,433 Clive... 955 00:56:23,766 --> 00:56:26,564 There's nothing else I can do. 956 00:56:26,566 --> 00:56:30,433 She doesn't want to sleep and I don't have time for this! 957 00:56:31,865 --> 00:56:33,196 Kill them all. 958 00:56:33,198 --> 00:56:34,632 Done. 959 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:40,500 Officer, may I? Please? 960 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:43,933 - For a moment. - I don't think that's a good idea. 961 00:56:45,932 --> 00:56:47,930 Ben, it's Ben. 962 00:56:47,932 --> 00:56:49,532 Listen, I think you... 963 00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:51,532 Actually, listen all of you. 964 00:56:52,732 --> 00:56:54,965 You've got nothing to worry about anymore. 965 00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:57,500 It was me. 966 00:56:57,866 --> 00:57:01,096 I filmed the murder and I couldn't deal with the guilt anymore. 967 00:57:01,098 --> 00:57:03,930 So I've posted the video online. 968 00:57:03,932 --> 00:57:06,767 The whole world can see it now so there's no reason 969 00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,965 to kill us anymore. We're all safe! 970 00:57:11,499 --> 00:57:12,700 I am no coward! 971 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,932 - You what? - I really have to take this. 972 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:17,734 Hello? 973 00:57:18,432 --> 00:57:19,730 Robbie? 974 00:57:19,732 --> 00:57:23,563 The place was a bugger to find but I'm outside. 975 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,699 I thought I could film all this for you. 976 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:26,963 For your channel. 977 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:29,164 Robbie, that is adorable. 978 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,467 So all this is your fault? 979 00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:32,899 Hello? 980 00:57:36,166 --> 00:57:38,631 You're the reason they want to kill us and you didn't say anything? 981 00:57:38,633 --> 00:57:41,197 - I'm a victim, too! - You didn't need to involve us. 982 00:57:41,199 --> 00:57:43,764 - We didn't do anything. - But we never would have met! 983 00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:45,099 I'm going to kill you! 984 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:49,631 How was I supposed to know they would kill all the Ben Lyks? 985 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:52,563 You should have told the police straight away! 986 00:57:52,565 --> 00:57:53,830 I was scared! 987 00:57:53,832 --> 00:57:57,699 Until she pointed out it was cowardly and I'm not a coward! 988 00:57:57,899 --> 00:58:00,533 You're a prick! How could you do that, Ben? 989 00:58:00,732 --> 00:58:01,800 You put us all in danger! 990 00:58:02,732 --> 00:58:04,433 She's right, you're a prick! 991 00:58:20,098 --> 00:58:21,697 I've tried everything. 992 00:58:21,699 --> 00:58:23,767 There's only so many times 993 00:58:23,966 --> 00:58:27,100 I can march the Duke of York up to the top of the bloody hill! 994 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,566 - Ma'm? - Hang on, Clive. 995 00:58:29,767 --> 00:58:33,431 - Who else has a tattoo like that? - I don't know... 996 00:58:33,433 --> 00:58:34,433 David Beckham? 997 00:58:34,633 --> 00:58:35,630 Scott! 998 00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:36,466 Yep! 999 00:58:43,099 --> 00:58:44,797 Okay, okay! 1000 00:58:44,799 --> 00:58:46,500 Let me go, I'm done! 1001 00:58:47,099 --> 00:58:49,865 You're just as bad as them, if you're trying to kill me! 1002 00:58:51,031 --> 00:58:53,699 Enough! Enough! Get off him! 1003 00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:16,432 - What happened? - This. 1004 00:59:20,665 --> 00:59:23,430 - They're back! - It came from the garden. 1005 00:59:23,432 --> 00:59:26,032 - Alright! That's it! - Okay. 1006 00:59:26,232 --> 00:59:29,132 I'm handing him over to them so they let us go. 1007 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,100 I shouldn't have gotten these boots. 1008 00:59:33,565 --> 00:59:35,567 Come on. Come on. 1009 00:59:38,198 --> 00:59:39,099 Come on! 1010 00:59:50,599 --> 00:59:52,799 Come on! We're going downstairs now! 1011 00:59:52,998 --> 00:59:54,731 - Can I at least take my bag? - No! 1012 00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,133 Come on, let her take her bag. 1013 00:59:57,065 --> 00:59:58,667 I said no! 1014 00:59:58,865 --> 01:00:00,997 Now fucking downstairs, now! 1015 01:00:00,999 --> 01:00:02,400 Now! 1016 01:00:03,998 --> 01:00:05,499 - Go now! - Alright, got it! 1017 01:00:08,465 --> 01:00:12,432 It's no luck, is it? Statistically, it would be a bit odd: 1018 01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:14,399 - a safe house full of murderers. - Listen, 1019 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,865 you should leave this to us. We know what we're doing. 1020 01:00:17,065 --> 01:00:18,766 - What the fuck! - Shit. 1021 01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:21,100 What the fuck is going on? 1022 01:00:23,799 --> 01:00:26,400 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1023 01:00:27,031 --> 01:00:28,467 Fuck you! 1024 01:00:50,032 --> 01:00:51,065 This way. 1025 01:00:57,099 --> 01:00:57,998 Fuck! 1026 01:01:09,932 --> 01:01:11,830 We're gonna die here because of you! 1027 01:01:11,832 --> 01:01:13,730 - I said I'm sorry. - That's not gonna help! 1028 01:01:13,732 --> 01:01:15,467 I know. Sorry. 1029 01:01:16,232 --> 01:01:19,632 If I'd know today was gonna be my last day on earth, 1030 01:01:19,831 --> 01:01:21,164 I would have shagged you earlier. 1031 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:22,530 That's your loss. 1032 01:01:22,532 --> 01:01:23,998 We both know it's your loss. 1033 01:01:24,732 --> 01:01:25,766 Fair enough. 1034 01:01:29,465 --> 01:01:31,765 You're actually a really nice boy, Ben Lyk. 1035 01:01:32,931 --> 01:01:34,932 You're not so bad yourself, Ben Lyk. 1036 01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:41,996 - You are very difficult to read! - Can I tell you something? 1037 01:01:41,998 --> 01:01:43,729 It's now or never. 1038 01:01:43,731 --> 01:01:45,596 My real name isn't Ben. 1039 01:01:45,598 --> 01:01:47,096 - I know, it's Bee, right? - No. 1040 01:01:47,098 --> 01:01:49,632 It was Ben and now it's Melissa. 1041 01:01:50,131 --> 01:01:51,663 You've lost me. 1042 01:01:51,665 --> 01:01:53,830 Six months ago, my name was Ben. 1043 01:01:53,832 --> 01:01:57,699 Now it's Melissa. I'm here because I forgot to update my passport. 1044 01:01:59,198 --> 01:02:01,499 Do you remember what Casanova said? 1045 01:02:04,532 --> 01:02:07,600 Oh, fuck! Well, nobody's perfect. 1046 01:03:38,199 --> 01:03:39,833 Kill him! 1047 01:03:40,899 --> 01:03:43,696 Get closer to him! 1048 01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:44,566 Closer! 1049 01:03:51,799 --> 01:03:52,765 Fuck! 1050 01:03:52,965 --> 01:03:54,965 How are we supposed to survive 1051 01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:57,565 if even the police are trying to kill us? 1052 01:03:57,932 --> 01:03:59,466 Do you think he's alone? 1053 01:04:00,899 --> 01:04:02,133 I don't know. 1054 01:04:02,898 --> 01:04:05,099 How many are you? 1055 01:04:05,865 --> 01:04:07,531 As many as it takes. 1056 01:04:08,165 --> 01:04:10,196 Who do you work for? 1057 01:04:10,198 --> 01:04:11,832 Scotland Yard. 1058 01:04:12,466 --> 01:04:14,897 Could you please get him to tell us who he works for? 1059 01:04:14,899 --> 01:04:16,100 Yep. Alright, come on! 1060 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,966 Okay, okay. 1061 01:04:19,466 --> 01:04:20,632 I work for O'Sullivan. 1062 01:04:20,864 --> 01:04:22,498 - What? - What? 1063 01:04:22,898 --> 01:04:25,698 He's dead! O'Sullivan is dead! 1064 01:04:26,898 --> 01:04:28,665 - Can I shoot him now? - No. 1065 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:31,665 No, wait. He's not dead. 1066 01:04:32,631 --> 01:04:33,799 It was a set up. 1067 01:04:33,998 --> 01:04:36,962 So he could disappear, retire quietly 1068 01:04:36,964 --> 01:04:38,966 and let his organisation take over London. 1069 01:04:39,631 --> 01:04:42,032 Wait. So who did I see getting murdered? 1070 01:04:42,233 --> 01:04:44,096 That was some homeless bloke. 1071 01:04:44,098 --> 01:04:46,930 It was easy. With my contacts in the police, 1072 01:04:46,932 --> 01:04:50,466 we were able to officially identify the body as O'Sullivan's. 1073 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:54,798 O'Sullivan had the three main bosses in London killed. 1074 01:04:55,498 --> 01:04:57,465 And he staged his own death. 1075 01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,966 So that nobody could take revenge on him and his crew. 1076 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:03,030 And with all the other gangs confused and disorganised, 1077 01:05:03,032 --> 01:05:05,596 his crew can quietly take over the city 1078 01:05:05,598 --> 01:05:07,733 as they've been planning to for years. 1079 01:05:09,198 --> 01:05:11,367 There's one thing I can't explain... 1080 01:05:11,565 --> 01:05:13,762 Why a man with the name O'Sullivan 1081 01:05:13,764 --> 01:05:14,932 is French. 1082 01:05:15,898 --> 01:05:17,829 Where are your accomplices? 1083 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:20,164 - Everywhere. - We've established that. But where? 1084 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:22,595 - Can I shoot him, now? - No, wait! 1085 01:05:22,597 --> 01:05:23,499 Maybe we can me a deal. 1086 01:05:23,964 --> 01:05:24,865 Fuck me! 1087 01:05:25,065 --> 01:05:26,832 I told you to wait! 1088 01:05:27,032 --> 01:05:29,065 Sorry, I just got a bit nervous. 1089 01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:33,100 - Bloody hell... - Yes! Come on! 1090 01:05:39,798 --> 01:05:42,762 What the fuck! Who the fuck are these guys? 1091 01:05:42,764 --> 01:05:44,699 He killed the whole fucking building! 1092 01:05:45,998 --> 01:05:48,465 Okay, go. Go! 1093 01:05:50,765 --> 01:05:51,797 Give me the keys. 1094 01:05:51,799 --> 01:05:53,133 - I'm driving. - No. Really? 1095 01:05:53,332 --> 01:05:55,898 - You can't even fire a gun! - Get in the car! 1096 01:05:57,432 --> 01:05:58,632 Go! Go! 1097 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:00,898 What? 1098 01:06:01,099 --> 01:06:03,466 - Go! - I'm a virgin. 1099 01:06:04,033 --> 01:06:05,630 - A virgin? - Yeah. 1100 01:06:05,632 --> 01:06:07,965 - You mean as a man, or as a woman? - Stop it! 1101 01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:12,032 I'd really like you to be my first time. 1102 01:06:15,198 --> 01:06:17,662 I don't think now is the actual time for that. 1103 01:06:17,664 --> 01:06:20,595 - We should focus on getting out... - Don't be such a coward, Ben! 1104 01:06:20,597 --> 01:06:22,896 - I am not a coward! - I'm just asking. 1105 01:06:22,898 --> 01:06:25,531 I just went upstairs and blew a guy's brain! 1106 01:06:27,131 --> 01:06:28,562 I'm sorry. 1107 01:06:28,564 --> 01:06:30,698 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell. 1108 01:06:31,332 --> 01:06:34,498 I'm sorry. I didn't realise you felt this way. 1109 01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,965 Look, Bee... Melissa! 1110 01:06:37,464 --> 01:06:39,499 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1111 01:06:39,698 --> 01:06:42,431 I haven't felt this way since I watched Mulan, okay? 1112 01:06:44,564 --> 01:06:45,862 And yes... 1113 01:06:45,864 --> 01:06:47,963 Yes, I will take your virginity. 1114 01:06:47,965 --> 01:06:49,829 I will be your first. 1115 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:51,066 Of course I will! 1116 01:06:51,265 --> 01:06:52,929 - I fucking love you! Okay? - Yeah? 1117 01:06:52,931 --> 01:06:54,164 Yes! 1118 01:06:54,166 --> 01:06:56,066 So no need to cry. 1119 01:07:00,565 --> 01:07:03,498 - What? - Every fucking time! 1120 01:07:03,699 --> 01:07:06,531 You bitch! I knew it! How do you keep doing this? 1121 01:07:30,799 --> 01:07:32,763 Fuck you, Scott! 1122 01:07:32,765 --> 01:07:34,598 Just let it go! 1123 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,631 Fuck! 1124 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:11,495 No, Scott! Please! 1125 01:08:11,497 --> 01:08:13,063 Please, don't kill me! 1126 01:08:13,065 --> 01:08:14,862 I'm not worth it, I swear! 1127 01:08:14,864 --> 01:08:17,830 I won't say anything about what I saw here! 1128 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,429 Please! 1129 01:08:19,431 --> 01:08:22,130 No one is even gonna remember who I am! 1130 01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:25,866 What do you want? I've got 2 000... 1131 01:08:26,397 --> 01:08:29,762 2 000 pounds in my building society. 1132 01:08:29,764 --> 01:08:31,765 I'll be sure to text you my details. 1133 01:08:31,966 --> 01:08:34,366 I am begging you, Scott. Please... 1134 01:08:39,899 --> 01:08:41,565 So it's done. 1135 01:08:42,697 --> 01:08:44,065 Not quite. 1136 01:08:45,931 --> 01:08:47,465 What do you mean? 1137 01:08:48,765 --> 01:08:49,865 Where is Scott? 1138 01:08:53,597 --> 01:08:54,532 Scott's dead. 1139 01:08:56,064 --> 01:08:58,998 But not only that. Take a closer look. 1140 01:09:01,999 --> 01:09:03,366 Please don't kill... 1141 01:09:08,065 --> 01:09:12,599 The police found Scott's body. But the video guy wasn't there. 1142 01:09:13,732 --> 01:09:16,133 He was nowhere to be seen in his place. 1143 01:09:16,599 --> 01:09:19,366 But he'd been there recently. His friend Roberto 1144 01:09:19,566 --> 01:09:21,432 told me everything. 1145 01:09:21,631 --> 01:09:23,099 Before he so... 1146 01:09:23,432 --> 01:09:25,133 tragically passed away. 1147 01:09:26,598 --> 01:09:28,662 Nice guy, though. 1148 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:30,732 Shame I had to take care of him. 1149 01:09:35,697 --> 01:09:37,365 He'd seen his friend being chased. 1150 01:09:39,497 --> 01:09:41,431 Decided he should help. 1151 01:09:42,998 --> 01:09:45,531 So he picked up the first gun he could find 1152 01:09:47,864 --> 01:09:49,499 and followed Scott. 1153 01:09:51,464 --> 01:09:54,099 He found his friend just as Scott was about to kill him. 1154 01:09:58,831 --> 01:10:00,631 Robbie! Not that arm! 1155 01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:07,898 - You killed him! - What are we gonna do with him? 1156 01:10:08,298 --> 01:10:09,966 Hand him over to real police officers! 1157 01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:12,833 Come on, let's go. 1158 01:10:13,765 --> 01:10:15,765 What happened to your arm? 1159 01:10:15,965 --> 01:10:17,132 Watch out! 1160 01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:25,596 Mate, we have to go. 1161 01:10:25,598 --> 01:10:28,565 - Stop touching my arm! - He's dead. 1162 01:10:29,232 --> 01:10:32,100 Wait, I've got an idea. I want you to film me. 1163 01:10:32,298 --> 01:10:34,062 Now is not the time to make a video. 1164 01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:36,729 Robbie, just trust me, okay? 1165 01:10:36,731 --> 01:10:40,462 Take the camera and film me as if you were him, okay? 1166 01:10:40,464 --> 01:10:43,097 Robbie, look. Point the camera at me, 1167 01:10:43,099 --> 01:10:46,596 fire the gun in the air and I'll pretend like I'm dead, okay? 1168 01:10:46,598 --> 01:10:48,462 - Alright. - Come on, mate. 1169 01:10:48,464 --> 01:10:49,932 Okay, wait, wait. 1170 01:10:50,899 --> 01:10:52,599 Shit. 1171 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:54,866 Okay. 1172 01:11:01,197 --> 01:11:03,565 Okay. Alright. Now... 1173 01:11:05,964 --> 01:11:08,598 Ready. Please don't kill me... 1174 01:11:11,097 --> 01:11:12,765 - Cut! - Right. 1175 01:11:13,831 --> 01:11:15,065 A little help? 1176 01:11:21,899 --> 01:11:24,366 What's the plan, now? 1177 01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,631 I'm gonna get as far away from here as possible. 1178 01:11:28,263 --> 01:11:31,030 Your Grandma's in Liverpool, that's not a bad move. 1179 01:11:31,032 --> 01:11:34,065 No, I was thinking somewhere a bit further than that. 1180 01:11:35,631 --> 01:11:36,999 Yeah. Birmingham. 1181 01:11:40,799 --> 01:11:43,897 Hello! I'm Michel Girard! 1182 01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:48,830 What to do when it has not rained in paradise for the last 50 days? 1183 01:11:48,832 --> 01:11:51,796 You will need your fitting swimwear. 1184 01:11:51,798 --> 01:11:53,129 And of course 1185 01:11:53,131 --> 01:11:56,729 your local girl to apply the sunscreen. 1186 01:11:56,731 --> 01:11:58,896 And here she is now. 1187 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,062 In all her beauty. 1188 01:12:01,064 --> 01:12:03,163 - Hello my darling, how are you? - Sexy! 1189 01:12:03,165 --> 01:12:05,062 Thank you very much. 1190 01:12:05,064 --> 01:12:06,429 What can I say? 1191 01:12:06,431 --> 01:12:08,430 - They love me here. - Very sexy! 1192 01:12:08,432 --> 01:12:09,897 Thank you so much. 1193 01:12:09,899 --> 01:12:13,563 To all my fans around the world, I say: 1194 01:12:13,565 --> 01:12:16,131 Thanks and goodbye. See you soon! 1195 01:12:16,564 --> 01:12:18,798 He's changed his name. 1196 01:12:19,265 --> 01:12:20,899 To Michel Girard. 1197 01:12:32,832 --> 01:12:35,032 Then kill all the Michel Girard. 1198 01:12:35,232 --> 01:12:36,699 Oh, God! 1199 01:12:57,898 --> 01:12:59,431 And take your shirt off. 1200 01:13:28,932 --> 01:13:31,163 Okay, it's over. You pay me now. 1201 01:13:31,165 --> 01:13:33,195 I know, but you said I could have 20 minutes. 1202 01:13:33,197 --> 01:13:35,530 - You pay me now! - Okay, I understand! 1203 01:13:35,532 --> 01:13:36,862 I will! 1204 01:13:36,864 --> 01:13:39,496 Alright, Jesus Christ! Just give me my towel back! 1205 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:41,432 - Now! - Jesus, alright! Fine! 1206 01:13:41,631 --> 01:13:42,998 Help! 1207 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:48,000 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 87642