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Original subtitles

You know, there were already shoujo manga back in the long time ago, right?

Even if you don't do anything in particular,

you're going to be loved by half of the girls around you.

I'm always surrounded by girls.

I'm the guy that they fall in love with.

That's me.

Even after entering high school,

The position doesn't sway away.

I'm a character that always being loved.

My childhood friends, Ristu, Ichiya and Ryusei.

I'm enjoying the extremely smooth sailing school life.

If I appear in front of girls like her ...

Could you be my girlfriend?

What are you doing?

My position was turned over.

I'm going to spend my days without full of coolness, but ...

That's another story.

Taishi Nakagawa

by

Towa Furuya

Shinkirou no saki e

Beyond the mirage

Kentaro

by

Ritsu Niimi

Iza tobikome!

I'm diving over

Shouma Kai

by

Ichiya Sawada

Shinjitsu ni aeruto zutto shinji teru!

I knew someday I'll see the truth

Jiei Wakabayashi

by

Ryusei Kuze

Kiba o muke

Bare you fangs

Are You Ready? Hey You Girl!

Itoshii kimi wa SWEET DEVIL

You selfish SWEET DEVIL

Touma! Touma!

I'm watching you, Touma!

Yeay! Good luck, Touma!

Ouch~!

Come on! Tenzo!

I know it!

Good luck! I'm watching!

Yes!

Touma Naito

- That's cool! -You did it!

Towa ...

Towa, where are you?

He isn't here.

I'm hungry.

Towa! I found you!

Let's go! See him!

Let's go! Let's go!

Human beings are strange ~

It's him again.

Ah, I'm very hungry.

What is this week's bread?

I think Gattsuri-kei is nice.

Okay, Gattsuri-kei!

Yosh!

Towa!

Come on!

Run away! Hurry! You've to run away! Towa!

Hurry up! Towa!

Towa ...

No, wait a second!

Hey, wait a second!

Hey stop it! Stop it!

Towa want to have ...

Towa wants to have lunch now! He wants to have lunch ...

Towa!

Whoa ...

I'm starving.

I want to have lunch.

Yeah, you can eat this! Please eat this!

Eh, what? This all handmade cooking?

Well then, which-one-I-have-to-choose ....

Well, He got caught again.

I guess we have no choice.

Nikujaga-korokkepan will be sold out.

Korokkepan : bread roll sandwich with croquette filling. Nikujaga : meat and potato stew.

"The Miracle Man" and "Fantastic Man"

You're the one who wanted to became popular but has been left behind.

He became the most loved guy in the world.

There is no one can be ruined him.

Damn!

You were the most one that doesn't want to get lost.

Even you've been trying so hard since the day of entrance ceremony.

Oh yeah, that's true!

I've even never late to wake up to get ready to go to school.

I put my hard work into being fashionable.

Ah ...

Ah, yosh!

Eh? Did you cut your hair?

I'm so happy.

It's just a little cut but you already realized it.

I didn't miss any minor changes.

That's very suite on you.

Thank you.

No, seriously?

Seriously that's really true.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Towa, wait! wait!

Don't you think I've changed?

Eh?! Hmm...

Ah, I got it!

What is it?

Did you get a little fat?

That's not it!

Towa is very cruel, right?

Yeah!

It was the most word that you shouldn't say it to the girls.

[Silent mode]

Megumi

Touma, what are you doing now?

If it's a message from the girls, don't let it unread.

I'm reading a book and listening to classical music.

Touma, what are you doing right now?

I'm reading a book and listening to classical music.

I have to reply it immediately.

Mayu

Towa, Did you ever eat East food? I want to make a lunch for you.

I've been doing my best to don't get lost against him.

What the hell is this?

Are you ready? Rock Paper Scissors!

Yeay!

Oh God. Damn!

Ritsu absolutely will pull scissors up at this time.

- We knew it already. - Yeah surely!

That's disgusting!

Let's say it!

Have a save trip!

What the hell is that?

Have a save trip!

Oh, that's the way you guys doing to me!

Your shoes are dirty.

Hey, this year's book graduation not cool at all.

Why do you have it?

Oh, come to think of it,

This year, Kanna-senpai was graduated, then there will be her on the album, right?

I heard you've been dealing with the most popular girl.

Oh yeah!

Don't just say "yeah"!

You'll be got such legendary title when you've been dating with her.

No, you're seriously the legend!

I respected it!

So cute~

I'm flying! Ah!

All right! Then spinning around! All right! All right!

Wait a second!

Hey, it really disgusting.

They take all the sweet stuff.

They're all the men's enemies.

Can you permit them to behave like that?

Touma!

You're our legend, right?

You've to more forcible.

Oh, dangerous! that very dangerous!

I'm sorry!

Ah, I'm sorry.

It's my fault.

It's my ...

It's my fault.

Huh.

Ah, no! I'm really sorry.

Huh? What's happen to him?

I don't know.

Touma!

Anyway, we can't deal with him so easily.

Yeah, I know it already.

English is very difficult, right?

Huh?! I'm good at it.

So, how do you say kin-niku in English?

Eh? That's very easy!

Well, it's ...

"Gold Meat"

I'm pretty sure that was not the correct answer.

That was absolutely the correct answer.

That's not the correct answer.

It was formed by "Kin-niku" phrase, right?

Hey!

Somehow, Touma is so cool today, right?

I thought like that too!

So cool!

Anyway, you've to turn away from Towa.

And then, in the same time ...

I can play a super cool guy!

- It's 140 yen. - Well take this, thank you!

That good thing.

You're so cute~

Towa~!

What are you going to buy?

Today as well, I'd like to buy strawberries flavour as usual.

Well, it's 110 yen charges.

- Towa is so childish. - It's so cute.

- You always want this, right? - Yes, thank you!

I want a cup of black coffee.

It charges 100 yen.

Touma looks like a man.

This is yours, thank you.

That's very cool.

Looks like a man.

Then, "Touma the cool guy"

has infiltrated between the girls.

That's really cool!

Touma, what is it?

What do you want to say?

You're so cute.

And I think it's very disgusting.

Touma ...

I've to persuade with the distinct close-relationship.

Touma ...

I prohibit you from talking with another man than me.

Do you undestand?

Yes.

I'd like to convince, persuade and then abandon them.

I'm sorry.

Hey, you've to be honest.

Do you like me?

Touma ...

That was good! You're awesome!

You're pretty awesome!

That wasn't good enough.

Whoa!

I can't even do the dunk.

Slam dunk : a type of basketball shot that is performed when a player jumps in the air.

Oh, I'm hungry.

Ah! I want to eat nikujaga-korokkepan right now.

Kosame.

Eh, what?

That girl is Asakura Kosame.

She is my cousin who has returned to Japan a month ago.

Kosame Asakura

That's not good.

See you next time.

She is still cute as always.

Yeah, she is so cute.

It seems she is rapidly rising popularity among the boys as soon as when she was transferring.

Do you have someone you date right now?

I don't have.

It's a chance! we've a chance!

Ah, Hi Towa!

Hi!

Are you people happy?

Oh, okay! okay!

Ah, it's pretty rare.

There aren't any girls surrounding you today, right?

Hm? Oh that really happen.

No, that's not true, right?

Have you done something this morning?

Oh, I see.

Hey! Hey!

What is today's bento anyway?

Ah, todays bento is onigiri, but-

Woah, give this to me!

Ah, I won't give it to you!

Give it to me!

- Give me! - I won't give you!

You're pretty cool today.

Even if I was seeing it from any angle,

but it's still cool and refreshing to see it every day.

A gift for you.

Oh accepted! Thank you!

What did you give him?

What?! Wait a minute.

- Wait a minute. - I'll keep this.

What did you get?

Then, I should have to make it for you.

Oh that's.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What's that?

Eh?!

So, this is the reason why there were only a few girls that surrounded you recently.

Oh no! this is a night situation!

Did you mean, a critical situation?

Anyway, I don't know what to do with that kind of situations.

Come on Towa!

We've a meeting.

Eh?!

Get the bike! Bike! Bike!

Eh! no more ...

See you tomorrow.

That was very cool, I'll make a delicious meal.

See you tomorrow.

Ah, it feels super nice!

This world really will become your heaven!

The perfect Furuya's period has ended already.

You did it, Touma.

But is it really okay?

Eh?!

Don't say, do you feel guilty or something?

Are you an idiot? you don't have to feel guilty.

In order to get rid his position,

we've to push him more harder.

I understand.

What? He lied.

It's terrible.

Hey! It's terrible.

Hey hey hey!

It's terrible.

It's getting terrible.

This time, it just going to be dangerous!

So, why do you have to be so desperate?

You're trying to get a girlfriend, right?

Oh, I see.

Among the girls that were surrounding Towa

you want to attract one of them to be your girlfriend.

That's why, if the number of girls waiting for Towa decreases

then you'll get in trouble, right?

Ah yes, got problems?

Ah, you're become serious.

Naito Touma is a guy who slept with Kanna-senpai.

This is about a man pride!

We can't let him do whatever he wants.

Hey Towa!

If Touma is a man with sex appeal

then, you've maternal instinct with a tickle attack!

What?!

Hey Ritsu.

What does the girls reactions,

when they look at kind of guy's gesture that tickled with the maternal instinct.

Investigate it!

Huh?!

Let's investigate it.

Hey, look it up!

Oh, I see.

Oh yeah! Look at this!

The Girl will come with you!

Seven men's gesture of tickling maternal instinct

1. Smile like a child

He's going to look like a kid with a crumpled smile.

Why is Ryusei investigating it?

Crumpled! crumpled! crumpled!

Crumpled!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Crumpled! crumpled!

Ryusei! Ryusei!

Crumpled! crumpled!

Are you eating sour things too?

Crumpled! Crumpled!

Then, what is this?

3. Got food stick on the face during meals

When eating rice,

the moe guy who has a crush doesn't notice the food on his face.

I see.

You're such a moe guy!

- See you! - Bye bye!

See you!

Ryusei! Ryusei!

Crumpled! Cumpled!

Crumpled!

Crumpled! Crumpled! Crumpled!

Crumpled!

Touma!

Hey, Touma, what do you mean?

Answer it properly!

Don't go over to me and then go to other girls!

Look over here!

This side too!

Let's go.

You're the worst!

Naito?!

Furuya... Don't look!

Take this! Get yourself calm down.

I'm okay!

It's okay to have this!

I wanted to win against you.

I was very popular when I was in junior high school.

That's why I might have been in the place where you are now.

When I think about it, I feel frustrating,

That's why I'm so crazy about telling a lie.

I wanted to make girls feel that way.

I'm the worst.

Maybe you do.

Hey, you were going out with Kanna-senpai, right?

It's so awesome.

But the truth is, I got dumped quickly.

What... Are you serious?

She told, that I was so lame.

So lame?

"After doing something like that, I don't want you to call me again."

She was told me like that.

Whoa, harsh!

That was very terrible right.

Yeah.

I'm really at that way.

I was defeated.

I can't even suitable to being compared with you.

Is that so?

Well, my face looks cooler better than yours, but ...

your skin is pretty clean and transparent like the crystal.

Then, your fingers it seems long ...

... and doesn't get slip.

Huh, what is that?

Ah, It's really pretty anyway.

Ah, I guess, when I was a kid, I went to the calligraphy class.

The last thing is...

The last thing is...

That's enough already.

Ah! Yeah! You're a nice guy anyway.

That's not true.

Not true, huh?

Even though you were coaxing the girls

and have been getting stuck in the end.

But the truth is, you weren't able to become a playboy, right?

But seriously, you're a nice guy after all.

What's that?

Confession?

What?!

Fool you!

By the way ...

What?

She was sputtering you, and said that you're so lame.

Girls are really scary, right?

That's right.

If I'm in that kind of situations, then it would be made my days get dim.

I've been in there situation for three months.

Are you serious?!

Three months... It's scary.

It's really scary.

Yeah.

Hey, please! I want eat more!

I want to eat one more!

Then two more.

Well, it can't be helped.

Towa!

Look at this!

Yes, Towa!

Towa look over there! Towa! Towa!

Well, Towa's popularity has come back.

Yeah it seem like that.

Hey, look over there!

Hey Touma ...

Wait for me!

You're look so cool today!

There's someting I want to tell you.

It's really cool when you're laughing.

It's super cool!

Thank you.

The red cardigan suits you.

He's still popular.

Because, when you say sorry so deeply to the girls

wasn't that a good thing, right?

What are we going to do with that?

Ah! Ah! Ah! This is little dangerous!

It's dangerous! Pretty dangerous.

Come on! we've to go!

Yossha!

Hey wait! Towa!

Here we go! Rock paper scissors!

Yeah!

Oh damn!

Ritsu absolutely will pull scissors out at this time.

It's so disgusting.

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Naka naka sakanai ne machibouke

It seems it hard to blooming and I'm still waiting in vain

Have a save trip!

Oh we wo fuyu ga nagakattakara

Because winter was too long

Have a save trip!

Mada mada tarinai ne ai o okure

It wasn't enough to give me love

Huft!

Oh we wo hagurakashite bakari

I'm trying to avoiding it

Damn it. They're really ... Ah!

Tariki hongan de jitsuni anbaransu

My long-cherished desire being unbalance

Jiriki de sakoutomo omowanai mama

I don't even think that it will come into bloom by itself

Tokei wa susumu toki wa meguru yo

The clock still move fordward and time is go around

Ah, what is this?

Ashita ashita kono sekai ga

As I knew tomorrow the world would ends

Eh what?!

You got dirty on your face.

Owarutte wakatteta to shite

Eh?!

Saita saita chiri zama wa

It was blooming and falling

Boku wa erabe nai kimi o erabu yo

I can't choose what you chose

I can't take it at all.

Subete ga iya ni naru kurai no

I come up to hate everything

Okay, I wonder it was got better now.

Kimi no utsukushi sa dake wa

But only your beauty

Th-thank you.

Nani ga atte mo mamoritai

I want to protect whatever happens

Oh no, here too.

Uh!

Sono tonari de sakitai

I want to bloom next to you

What did you do, huh?

I can't take it all.

I'm sorry.

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