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Tobie: Welcome to Just Roll With It!

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Just roll with it!

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(crowd cheering)

Woo!

Welcome to Just Roll With It!

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When you hear this sound...

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You get to vote on what happens to us in scenes!

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And when you hear this sound...

‐(alarm) ‐Announcer: Bee alert. Bee alert.

It means a swarm of bees is attacking the studio.

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And if you hear this sound...

‐(alarm) ‐Announcer: Bears incoming.

Bears incoming.

That means the bees attacking the studio

have produced so much honey,

it has lured bears out of the mountains,

who are now also attacking the studio.

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So, stay safe out there everyone. (chuckle)

And no matter what happens, we'll have to...

Everyone: Just roll with it!

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They're here, they're here!

Our standardized test scores are finally here!

Why would you bring those out before we had the chance

to intercept them and flush them down the toilet?

Ah, you have nothing to worry about, Blair.

I'm sure Dad and Rachel's expectations for you

are very low.

Both: No...

Here, I'll go first. Break the ice.

Now remember, I am a grade‐skipper,

so these scores may be

just a tad higher than you're used to hearing.

Just get on with it.

Ah. 96th percentile in vocabulary,

and 93rd in mathematics.

Owen Bellamy Blatt, you overdeveloped brain

in an underdeveloped body, you've done it again.

So, Blair, honey.

You wanna share your scores?

What's the point? I don't like the dumb school,

and the dumb school doesn't like me.

We have an understanding.

What have I told you about badmouthing your school?

That I'm really good at it?

Come on. Your test scores aren't gonna be that bad.

Okay. Here goes nothing.

(sigh)

"As a result of Blair Bennett's test scores,

we recommend an immediate transfer

from Frank Morris Middle?"

They kicked you out? I can't believe this.

I mean, I can believe it. I just thought it would be for

some sort of a crime, not for biffing a test.

"We recommend an immediate transfer

for Blair Bennett due to her perfect test score?"

I'm sorry. Did you just say perfect test score?

"Blair Bennett would best be served at a school

for highly gifted students."

Grandpa: Wait, wait, wait.

Before, you said that Owen's the smart one

and Blair's the cool one.

Now, you're telling me that Blair's the smart one,

‐and Owen's the cool one. ‐No, I'm the cool one!

Yeah, I'm clearly not cool.

Everybody calm down. I'm sure there's

a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Yeah. Clearly, there's another Blair Bennett at school,

and they sent us her scores instead.

N‐no, no.

I know the school roster by heart.

Only one Blair.

Blair...

People are going to prison

for cheating on standardized tests,

so is there something you wanna tell us?

Mom, this is really hard for me to admit.

Okay. You can tell me anything.

During the test, I...

I...

Go on.

I tried.

Oh my gosh.

This means...

Blair's a genius.

(whimper)

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Blair, this is exciting.

Pineview Academy is the top rated school in the state.

This is an incredible opportunity for you.

And for me.

My friend Janine's kid goes here, and she's been rubbing it

in my face for years.

But now,

I get to be the one who rubs.

I don't know if I'm gonna fit in here.

Honey, you're gonna do great.

This place has everything.

Yoga classes, 3D printers, a meditation room.

Look! A robot. That's fun, huh?

Your old school didn't have robots.

My old school didn't have smoke detectors.

Yeah...

Yo, what up, fam?

My name is Robo.

You know what is incredibly lit? Learning!

Okay...

I think I've seen enough.

This school even makes robots seem lame.

If you want me to stay here,

you'd better make this worth my while.

Blair, I'm not gonna bribe you.

Fine. Then, I guess you'll have to tell Janine that

I went back to normal school 'cause I couldn't hack it.

Okay, fine. What do you want? Clothes? A new phone?

Your own credit card?

Hm... How about a pet?

Something poisonous and easily startled.

‐ Namaste! ‐Rachel: Oh.

I'm Calliope, the director here

at the Pineview Academy for Gifted Children.

And you must be Blair Bennett,

our newest gift.

Why don't you introduce yourself to the class?

(horn blaring)

(audience cheering, laughing)

Announcer: Alright, audience. Time to vote!

You get to choose how Blair

and Rachel introduce themselves to the school.

I was not expecting that at all!

She said, "introduce yourself

to the class," and then the horn went.

Blair has a crazy imagination,

so what she can do as an introduction

kinda scares me.

Blair, you're gonna be given a card

‐with pre‐written instructions. ‐Okay.

We're gonna start the scene with Calliope's line,

"Why don't you introduce yourself to the class?"

Announcer: And let's get back to the scene!

‐Director: Action. ‐Why don't you introduce yourself

to the class?

Well, Calliope. I know exactly

how I'd like to introduce myself.

And I'd like my mom to help me out.

‐Oh! ‐We're going to do a freestyle rap

‐about my life story. ‐(ringing)

(applause, cheering)

‐Oh, look at this. ‐Look at this!

Oh, they must've gotten into my closet.

We hope you like this because we spent

eight and a half seconds preparing for it, so...

(laughter)

‐(music starts) ‐Oh, I feel it.

‐Woo, yeah! ‐Rachel: Whoa, baby!

‐(clapping) ‐Uh‐uh‐uh!

♪ I have a daughter, and I really care ♪

♪ I wanna introduce her, and her name is Blair ♪

♪ I hope you know that she's really smart ♪

♪ She was learning to read when you were learning to fart ♪

‐(laughter) ‐Both: Uh‐uh!

♪ Once upon a time, I was born in a place ♪

♪ It's called Ohio, yeah, get it straight ♪

♪ Everybody hear me what I'm saying ♪

♪ 'Cause everybody I know what I'm saying? ♪

Rachel: That's right! Yeah!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

(audience cheering)

Audience: Go! Go! Go!

♪ Calliope, she's got the moves ♪

♪ My girl's teacher can really move ♪

‐♪ Really groove ♪ ‐♪ That's right, oh me oh my oh ♪

♪ Didn't know they made them that funky in Ohio ♪

‐Blair: Woo! ‐Rachel: Here we go, here we go!

♪ My daughter Blair is what you like ♪

♪ You're welcome for her brain, sorry about your mic ♪

(cheering)

‐(mic feedback) ‐And we out!

(applause)

Now, Blair, I'm going to turn things over

to Simon, who's gonna give you the full tour.

Oh, quick question. Will that tour make a stop at the gift shop?

Trying to load up on some merch.

I mean, what is the point of having a genius

if you can't broadcast it to the world?

Unfortunately, we don't have any merch.

We believe that academic achievement

is a personal journey,

not an excuse to look down on others.

Oh.

Yeah. I‐I couldn't agree more.

Um, what about, like,

some school stationery, or really any swag will do.

(monotonous voice) Hi, I'm Simon.

They picked me to do the tour

because I'm a real social butterfly.

Speaking of butterflies,

did you know that the taste buds are on their feet?

Speaking of taste buds‐‐

Simon, let's cut to the chase.

How many classes am I going to have to take, and what are they?

Actually, we don't have classes.

Hold up. Did you just say there are no classes?

Yep. Students learn at their own accelerated pace.

Your course load's entirely up to you.

So, if I were to decide

that my genius is best serviced

by chilling on that bean bag and watching

dirt bike fails all day,

that would be cool?

If that was your learning method, sure.

Oh.

Time to learn, baby.

♪ ♪

(applause, cheering)

(inaudible)

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Blair! Good, you're home!

How was your first day?

Honestly, it was amazing.

‐All I did was‐‐ ‐Uh‐huh, my turn to talk now.

So, I convinced the school to let me retake the test

so I can go to Pineview, too.

And I have my scores right here.

Hope you like company 'cause this family's

about to have two geniuses.

(clears throat) Let's see.

96th percentile in vocabulary.

Okay, same as last time.

86 in math? That's‐‐

Oh no. I'm losing ground.

I'm in a state of decline!

At this rate, I'll be lucky

if I'll still know how to tie my shoes by Christmas!

Uh, well, tough break.

We can't all be perfect.

Excuse me. Gotta head upstairs

and not hit the books.

(sigh) This day keeps getting worse and worse.

Oh, tell me about it.

I came down here to watch my favorite weather girl,

and now I gotta talk to a little kid.

Grandpa, you don't understand.

I've always been the overachiever.

But the unthinkable has happened!

Blair has taken my place!

If I'm not the smart one in the family,

does that mean I'm the dumb one?

Ah, jeez!

Look what I did.

Rachel! Get the hand grease!

Look, kid, I was never much of a book learner neither.

But, I still graduated top of my class.

The school of hard knocks.

Is that a community college?

Oh, you shoulda seen me back in my day.

I boxed. I rode motorcycles.

I was even buffer than I am now.

Yep. Back then, guys were tough.

Not like what we got running around these days.

Rachel!

I don't know how, but I made it worse!

(grunting)

I just wanted some cookies!

So, what you're saying is,

if I can't be the best at being good,

then I need to be the best at being bad.

(horn blaring)

(applause, cheering)

Announcer: Okay, audience! You get to decide

how Grandpa toughens up Owen!

Oh wow.

You and Grandpa about to‐‐ (laugh)

‐And you have a bad boy outfit. ‐Oh, this gonna be so good!

Guys, Owen's about to turn bad!

Announcer: Votes are in!

Three times. Uh‐uh‐uh. Let's go.

‐Ramon: Alright, guys! ‐Love you, buddy.

‐(cheering) ‐Announcer: Now, back to the scene.

‐Director: Action. ‐Being bad?

I can help you with that.

But in order to be bad‐bad, you gotta bulk up and...

‐be a muscle man! ‐(ringing)

(applause, cheering)

Come on out and show us what you got.

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(cheering)

(applause)

(cheering)

I got my swole on!

Wow, you bulked up really fast.

I'm a little suspicious of your methods, but...

I can't argue with the results.

(laughter)

Why don't you give me a high five?

‐Uh, it's a high five. ‐(laugh)

‐I can't get up there. ‐(laughter)

‐You wanna stand on a chair or something? ‐Uh, can we do a low five?

This is‐‐ this is my comfort zone. Thank you.

(laughter)

‐Hey, do you want some lemonade? ‐Course I want some lemonade.

Here. It's‐‐

Why don't you pour me a glass, would you?

Hurry up. Boy, am I thirsty.

(laughing)

This is really hard.

‐Grandpa: Even the smartest kid in the school‐‐ ‐Shoot! Shoot!

(laughter)

‐It's gonna be hard to drink it off the floor. ‐Owen: Yeah, it's...

Are you sure you don't wanna just drink it

‐out of this pitcher? ‐Yeah, that's probably better.

That's what muscle mans like me does.

Well, you know,

you keep wearing this look for the next few days

and pumping those muscles,

and everybody'll know

that you are bad to the bone.

(applause, cheering)

Audience: Owen! Owen!

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(humming)

Hello! I'm napping over here!

Blair, I do enjoy fanning you so,

but I have other responsibilities

that I must attend to.

That's a pretty neat exhaust port you got there.

Would be a shame if someone were to cram a potato in it!

Oh my. I will keep fanning.

Blair. I see you're settling in.

Yeah, things are going pretty well.

While you're here, could you get me another turmeric latte?

And maybe do a fun little drawing with the foam?

Of course. Must have your brain fueled

for your big presentation tomorrow.

I'm sorry. My what now?

Oh, didn't you hear?

See, every Friday, our little pine cones

stand up in front of the entire school,

and give us a peak into those delicious minds.

But don't worry. It can be whatever you want.

You know, last week,

Simon mimed his solution for climate change.

Wow...

Special.

I know you'll dazzle us.

(humming)

Yeah, presentation. That's not gonna work for me.

Who said you could stop fanning?

(clears throat)

Do not potato me. I will commence fanning.

(applause, cheering)

This is the craziest outfit

I've ever worn on Just Roll With It.

You gotta gimme some! You gotta gimme some! You gotta gimme some!

Yeah!

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Grandpa, I've got a problem!

Uh (clears throat).

Have you tried cramming a potato down it?

Of course! But unfortunately,

this problem is too big for me to cram my way out of.

I'm stuck in this weirdo genius school,

and I don't wanna go there.

Oh, need to get kicked out of school, huh?

Well, I know just the guy for you.

Hey, bad boy!

(doors slam)

Owen?

Sup, bad mama?

What happened to you?

When I spiral, I spiral fast, daddy‐o.

So, what can I do you for?

Owen, I don't have time for whatever this is.

I have to figure out a scheme to get kicked out of this school.

I thought they had no expectations, but they do!

And you know I don't live up to expectations!

Ah, don't flip your wig, baby cakes.

I'm the man with the plan.

If you stick with me,

you'll have it made in the shade.

You don't have to scam your way outta this jam.

Just speak from the heart. Your terrible, rotten heart.

And when they see who you really are,

a borderline criminal,

a shifty outlaw, a cartoon villain‐‐

Enough with the flattery! Let's get to the point.

They'll definitely kick you out. That's a guarantee, honey bee.

Well, I'm glad you kids were able to sort that out.

Now, I'm gonna tell you something

I used to tell your mom when she was your age.

Get outta here. I wanna watch television.

♪ ♪

And that is how we discovered the gamma bursts

were originating from Crab Nebula.

‐(pop) ‐Photons!

(applause)

(crying)

Owen?

‐Are you crying? ‐No!

Big bad boys don't cry.

And I don't wanna go to this... stupid,

perfect school anyway. (whimper)

‐(struggling) ‐Calliope: Thank you, Ramona.

Up next, we have our newest edition to the family.

Blair Bennett.

(applause, cheering)

Hey.

I know this isn't the best time,

but we wanted to say how proud we were of you.

So‐‐

(horn blaring)

‐(cheering) ‐(laughing)

Announcer: Last vote, audience!

You get to decide what pet

Rachel gives Blair.

Be nice! Pick something nice!

Announcer: Our actors are leaving the stage,

so we can prepare your choice.

‐Vote now! ‐Tobie: What's the line? What was it?

"We wanna show how proud we are of you."

‐(laughing) ‐Announcer: The vote is in!

We're gonna start on Rachel's new line,

which is what she's gonna read off a card.

Announcer: And let's get back to the scene!

‐Director: Action. ‐Rachel: Hey.

I know this isn't the best time, but...

Uh, I know it's not the best time,

but I wanted to say how proud we are of you,

and I know that you wanted a pet,

so we got you one.

I couldn't remember what kind you wanted,

(laughing) so we got you a llama!

‐(ringing) ‐(applause, cheering)

‐(laughing) ‐We did?

(laughing)

Uh, you should keep it by your side

for the rest of the day. Now, go head to the podium.

‐Blair: Alright. ‐(applause)

Oh, wow!

(cheering)

Owen: Oh!

Oh no!

I hope this didn't come outta my college fund.

(lowing)

You are so cute!

You have no i‐‐ Oh.

I'm gonna name her Michelle Ollama.

(laughter)

(applause, cheering)

Yes! That's my stepdaughter! And her llama...

I gave birth to her.

The‐the one on the right.

(clears throat)

Hey, everyone!

I used to give my old school a pretty hard time.

‐(lows) ‐But after being here for a week,

I kinda miss it.

‐Sure, my old school wasn't perfect. ‐(snort)

Our textbooks were printouts from the internet,

a family of angry raccoons took over the girls' bathroom,

and something got stuck in the heating vents

and we had to smell it slowly roast over the winter.

But, we learned the important things,

like not to roll our socks up over our jeans.

But, it's deer tick season!

And we listened to music that wasn't classical.

Is there such a thing?

Of course there is!

All this and more is waiting for you

at normal school.

I wanna go to normal school!

Me, too! I wanna go to normal school.

Normal school!

Kids (chanting): Normal school! Normal school!

Blair Bennett...

Get out!

Thank you! Bye!

Come on! Good.

♪ ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪

(sigh) Mom,

I'm sorry you don't get to brag to your friend Janine

that I go to Pineview anymore.

Are you kidding? Because of your speech,

Janine's kid doesn't wanna go there anymore either.

My kid is so smart, she convinced all the smart kids

to stop going to smart school.

So, you're not upset?

No, honey, of course not.

Hey, it doesn't matter to me where you go to school.

What matters is that we're doing better than Janine.

Everyone, I have an announcement.

I've decided not to be a cool man anymore.

Wait a minute. Is that what you think you've been doing?

To be honest, I was pretty jealous

when you got into Pineview.

It made me really wanna go there, too.

But, your speech made me realize

I like who I am. I like where I am.

I like being the smartest kid at the dumbest school.

Second smartest. Perfect score, remember?

Blair, for what it's worth,

I always knew you were a genius.

An evil genius, but still a genius.

I learned something, too, you guys.

I learned that some jellyfish

have lifespans of several decades,

and one species can completely rejuvenate itself.

What does that have to do with anything?

Nothing. I just got bored at that school

and started looking up stuff on my phone.

Hey, gang. Look what I swiped from the fancy pants academy.

Is this normal school?

Yeah, it sure is. The first thing you gotta learn is

how to shave an old man's back.

I don't like normal school. I don't like normal school.

I still have to read this.

(chuckle) There was one more thing about your gift

that I forgot to tell you.

This llama has to spend the entire weekend with you.

(audience oohing)

‐Wait‐‐ (laugh) For real? ‐Yeah.

‐At‐at my house? ‐Your real life house.

(applause, laughter)

I'm actually okay with this.

And that's our show!

(cheering)

You guys have been a great crowd!

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(applause)

♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪

Come on! Pick it up! Give it back! Come on!

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♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪

You guys rock!

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