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Okay!
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15 minutes till the kids' soccer game!
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Everyone in the car!
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Asher, put down the wand!
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Hazel, stop making faces in the mirror!
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Dave, pick a hoodie!
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They all look the same!
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All right.
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I got the cleats the
kids refuse to wear,
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and I got the folding chairs
my parents refuse to sit in.
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We don't have room for them.
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We'll just throw them in the trunk.
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No, not the chairs... your parents.
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Yay!
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I want to ride in the trunk again!
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Again?!
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How many times have you
ridden in the trunk, baby?
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Oh, take a chill pill.
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We never left the driveway.
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Yeah, we have a game where
we pretend they're luggage.
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Hazel is a Samsonite,
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- and Asher makes a great Tumi!
- [LAUGHS]
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Okay, ignoring that.
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Now, everybody, let's get in the car.
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After I switch my hoodie.
I picked the wrong one.
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Dave, focus!
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Everyone can't get in the car.
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There's not enough room.
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Oh, well, if it's any trouble,
I can always hoof it.
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No. No. Mom, absolutely not.
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Uh, we'll do this.
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Boys, you come with me.
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Mom, you go with Rebecca.
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And Rebecca, this hoodie... yes or no?
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I never care.
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Which car am I going in?
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You're coming to soccer?
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No. I'm going to brunch.
You guys can drop me on the way.
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I haven't had brunch in eight years.
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Shotgun!
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Well, I'm gonna change my dress.
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I want to put something on
with a little more zhuzh.
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Ugh! This musical chairs of
cars is driving me insane.
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Yeah, but, babe, this is the last time
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we're gonna have to do math
to get out of the house.
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We're getting a minivan
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at the Groundhog Day Pop-Up Sales event,
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where the sales come out
to see their shadow
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and if they do, we get
six more weeks of sales.
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Oh, my God, yes! That's right!
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I didn't realize that was this weekend!
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That deal is so good, it makes me hot.
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I'm, like, physically excited.
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Well, you know, that third
row folds into a bed, so...
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Yeah, it does.
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I'm ready!
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And I look amazing!
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Great.
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Your mom is dressed for the Oscars
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to sit in wet grass for three hours.
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What? They play on wet grass?
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Mom, it's soccer.
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Then I'm gonna have to change.
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Me too.
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Wha... ?! [SCOFFS]
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I should change, too.
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[CHAIRS CLATTER]
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? ?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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[KEYS CLATTER]
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Hey, Davey, you okay?
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Haven't seen you this upset
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since your mother washed your jeans
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instead of putting them in the freezer.
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It's 22-ounce Japanese denim.
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It's not rocket science.
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But, no, you know that
big job I had lined up?
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It fell through, and now
I got to tell Rebecca
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that we can't afford the minivan.
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Ugh! Oh, boy. I'm sorry.
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I'd help you out, but, you know...
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I'm broke.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm aware.
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Rebecca is so sensitive about
financial stuff with us.
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Why is that? [CHUCKLES]
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Well, I mean, if you get
so stressed out about it,
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then, you know, just don't tell her.
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[SCOFFS] Yeah, then what
am I gonna tell Rebecca
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about why we can't get a minivan?
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Make up some excuse, you know?
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Tell her that you're not a minivan man.
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Just drag your feet for a little while.
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Come on. You'll get another job soon.
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Yeah, it's a way of protecting her,
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like [CHUCKLES] I always
did with your mom.
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You always did this?
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Well, yeah. What do you think,
I told her when I lost
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the Kevin Bacon Bacon Maker account?
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Turns out, six degrees is
not enough to cook bacon.
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I just didn't want her
worrying that we'd go broke.
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- But you did go broke.
- Yes, I know.
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I know we did, but at least
she wasn't worried about it.
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I mean, I spend my whole
life protecting your mother.
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Yeah. Oh, you know my assistant, George?
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Yeah. Mom said she spoke
to him like a week ago.
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No, she didn't. That was me.
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I had to let George go three years ago.
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I pretend to be George
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on my secret second phone.
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Let me get this straight.
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You have a second secret phone
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that you keep from Mom
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to contact your assistant,
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who you have since taken over for,
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and Mom does not know about this,
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because she still keeps
in contact with him,
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and you can't tell her,
because that him,
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who is your assistant, is also you?
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What?
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? ?
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So, I know I said I'd never
be one of those people
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who put stickers of their family
on the back car window,
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but I'm coming around.
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Ah!
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Yeah. About that. Uh...
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Are we sure we're ready to
be those kind of people?
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I mean, we're kind of super
hip and young and cool.
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We listen to Billie Eilish sometimes.
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Yeah.
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And we learned about her
from our first grader.
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Come on. Don't fight it.
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Don't you want sliding
doors, secret storage,
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our kids 10 feet behind
us while we're driving?
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I think we should take a
beat, take things slow.
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Fine.
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We'll take a beat and take things slow.
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This coming from the guy
who proposed to me
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after the fifth date.
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It was the sixth date.
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You were still dating someone else.
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I had to lock you down.
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? ?
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I cannot believe Dave
has minivan cold feet.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
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He is my everything and a stunning star,
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but that is just not okay.
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He should just hold up
his end of the bargain
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and get the freakin' van.
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Thank you, Deb!
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A minivan will change my life.
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It has a vacuum,
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and you know how I feel
about cleaning devices.
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I do. It's sad.
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You know, you should just get it.
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Like, without telling Dave?
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Now you're grabbing my drift.
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I mean, uh, there comes a time
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when a woman has to keep
a secret from her husband.
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I mean, not forever.
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Just until he's ready
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for you to stop lying to him.
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I'm not following.
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Okay, well, it was 1995,
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and we were supposed to
be going to Mardi Gras.
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I love wearing masks.
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He likes taking off his shirt.
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Well, suddenly, he comes down
with this nipple infection,
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wants to cancel the trip.
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[LAUGHING] Mom.
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What is this story?!
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The point being, I had
to come up with winning
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a "fake radio contest,"
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and then we were dancing
down Bourbon Street,
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having the time of our lives.
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And that, ladies,
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is how you keep a marriage
happy for decades.
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Oh.
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Okay, this story has a lot of holes.
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But, I mean, it's true.
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They are disgustingly happy.
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See? Some secrets are fun.
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Like my second phone.
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Second phone?!
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Why do you have that?
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Because, you know, the old phone
wouldn't let me download
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that great app that tells
you if it's dark outside.
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Chai latte for Madonna?
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Oh, that's me, hon!
I'll be there in a sec!
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Madonna is not you.
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Joanna, a little lie to Daddy,
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a little lie to the barista.
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It's fun for me.
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You're saying I should just get the car?
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Uh-huh.
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Gimme a twenty.
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Celebrities have to tip big.
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? ?
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- [LAUGHING]
- I'm so excited!
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And so nervous!
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What if Dave finds out?
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Is this what having
an affair feels like?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I am so proud of you!
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You looked amazing in that minivan,
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like a real "yas queen"!
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Ahh!
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Sitting in that backseat was so great.
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I didn't hear a word you guys said.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, crap. Dave's wallet.
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He was supposed to be at the job site.
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Oh, this is bad.
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Why didn't I think this through?!
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Okay, just calm down. Calm down.
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David wants that minivan.
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Joanna, drive the van down the block.
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- Park it there.
- I got you.
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Oh, I'm excited to try out
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that new hands-free
automated parallel parking.
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It doesn't have that.
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Okay. I'll figure it out.
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[DAVE AND STEW LAUGHING]
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Okay. Relax.
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- Act normal.
- Okay.
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They have no idea what happened today.
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Cool. I'm normal.
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Oh, crap, we are wearing
all this car swag.
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Oh, my God! Get it off.
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Gimme, gimme!
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And this.
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DAVE: [CHUCKLES] Yeah?
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Uh, a nipple infection
is nothing to sneeze at.
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- Oh, hi!
- Hey.
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Hey!
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What are you guys doing home so early?
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I thought you were at the new job site.
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Actually...
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Eh, they went and changed
the time on him. Losers.
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[LAUGHING]
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[UNDER BREATH] Eh, you
gotta stay one step ahead.
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What are you guys doing today?
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Just got home from some shopping.
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Shopping. Yeah, shopping.
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Where are the bags?
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- Um...
- Online.
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We shopped online.
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Outside, 'cause there
was a Wi-Fi malfunction.
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[LAUGHING] Whatever.
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Oh! Don't go there!
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Don't... I'm hungry.
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I know, sweetie, but, uh,
the spinach had listeria,
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and I've quarantined
the whole refrigerator
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until Rebecca has the
chance to clean it all out.
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Doesn't listeria only
affect pregnant women?
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- I'm pregnant.
- What?!
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No, I didn't mean that. [LAUGHS]
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Silly me.
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I'm hysterical from the listeria.
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I'm "listerical."
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Go talk to Daddy.
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All right.
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I'm so good.
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00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:43,359
? ?
265
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,249
- Hey, babe.
- Hi!
266
00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,711
Hey, I haven't even asked you.
267
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,659
How's the big new job going?
268
00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,360
So good, so big, so new.
269
00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,846
It's like the biggest, newest,
so good job I've ever had.
270
00:09:55,847 --> 00:09:57,299
[CHUCKLES]
271
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,199
Hey, I wanted to talk to you about, uh,
272
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,039
what happened with the
minivan the other day.
273
00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,479
I just want to make sure
that you're not upset
274
00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,519
'cause I know I threw a
wrench in your plans, and...
275
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,315
- Oh...
- I want to thank you for bearing with me.
276
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:10,944
Yeah. No. You take all
the time you need.
277
00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,840
Do I have the best wife or what?
278
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,299
And when you're ready,
279
00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,450
I'll go down and pick up the van myself.
280
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,859
Oh! [SCOFFS] And she
does all the legwork.
281
00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,479
Get you one that can do both, Dave.
282
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,769
[BOTH LAUGH]
283
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:25,829
Yeah, I'm a good egg.
284
00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:27,960
Um, just an FYI...
285
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,379
because these vans
have been test-driven,
286
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,899
it may feel a little used.
287
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,217
And smell like your mom.
288
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,940
[CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
289
00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,720
Do we have the perfect marriage?
290
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,579
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
291
00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:41,300
Built on a foundation of trust.
292
00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:47,489
? ?
293
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:49,939
Hey, uh, how's things
going with Rebecca?
294
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,650
Oh, great.
295
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,611
She's so happy, it's like
she already has a minivan.
296
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,571
[LAUGHS]
297
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,572
Now all I have to do
is get a job. [SIGHS]
298
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,759
But the good news is,
299
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,159
I met with someone today whose house
300
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,169
is filled to the brim with asbestos,
301
00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:03,599
so they really need me.
302
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,739
Oh, that's good.
303
00:11:04,740 --> 00:11:06,708
'Cause where there's
asbestos, there's lead.
304
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,583
Oh, what, is that his number?
305
00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,670
- Yeah.
- Hey, what do you think?
306
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,199
Should I have my assistant,
George, make the call for you?
307
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,669
It'll seem really professional.
308
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,499
I think George should do
nothing of the sort...
309
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,919
- Eh, let's let George make the call.
- I would really prefer George
310
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,015
- just stay where he is.
- Oh, George is already dialing.
311
00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,789
- George... Hey! George!
- What?! Whoa!
312
00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:25,319
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
313
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,359
- Damn it!
- Hey! Stop!
314
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,890
- [METAL CRUNCHING]
- No!
315
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,019
- [SIGHS]
- God.
316
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,019
Rebecca is gonna freak out.
317
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,519
Okay, no, she's not. You know why?
318
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,609
Because she...
319
00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:37,699
is never gonna find out.
320
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:38,859
No, please, no more secrets.
321
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,379
No, just trust me. Just trust me.
322
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,809
Okay, we are gonna leave a note
323
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:45,119
with my second phone number on it.
324
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,719
And that way, the neighbors
will never know it's you,
325
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,299
you won't have to go through insurance,
326
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,179
and Rebecca will never find out.
327
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,713
[CLICKS TONGUE]
I always did it like that.
328
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,479
You always did it like that?
329
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,639
What does that... How many accidents
330
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,092
have you been in that you
didn't tell Mom about?
331
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,259
Here or overseas?
332
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,420
What? Why were you overseas?
333
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,039
Deb!
334
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,379
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- We got a problem!
335
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,140
Someone hit my new minivan!
336
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,990
Oh, no!
337
00:12:13,995 --> 00:12:18,112
Guh! I don't know if I can keep
spinning this web of lies.
338
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,571
Look, here's what we're gonna do.
339
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,617
Let's text this stupid driver
with my second phone.
340
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,494
Why would we have to do that?
341
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,049
Well, think about it, Rebecca.
342
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,849
It's probably a neighbor.
343
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,291
Your neighbors talk.
344
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,794
And that Juan Pablo...
he loves to gossip.
345
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,129
So do you!
346
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:38,424
I know. His girlfriend...
moving to Montreal.
347
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,968
Okay, Debbie, what's the plan?
348
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,739
They're gonna fly back and forth,
349
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,340
but it's never gonna work.
350
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,349
No, that's not what I mean.
351
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,649
Oh, okay. Here's what we're gonna do.
352
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:53,522
You're just going to keep
it between me and you.
353
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,469
- We're gonna cut out the insurance.
- Okay.
354
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,619
And I'll tell Juan Pablo,
355
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,319
'cause this is some hot goss.
356
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,259
? ?
357
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,060
[CHUCKLES]
358
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,620
- What's the deal?
- Hey.
359
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,785
I'm texting the gentleman
whose car we hit
360
00:13:09,786 --> 00:13:11,319
about when we're gonna meet.
361
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,039
N-Now? We're about
to sit down to dinner.
362
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,084
Rebecca's right there.
363
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,739
Oh, [SCOFFS] c'mon, Davey.
364
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,139
You really gotta learn
365
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:21,249
how to lie with your wife in the room.
366
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,579
It's like the Old Testament says...
367
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,888
"Lie with your wife."
368
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,259
That is not what that means.
369
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:32,619
Okay, so I told the
idiot that hit your car
370
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,499
to meet us at Java Town.
371
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,019
There's a lot of cameras there.
372
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:38,039
So, God forbid they kill you,
373
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,943
we'll have film on it.
374
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,571
They could kill me?!
375
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,159
Rebecca, you're in pretty deep.
376
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,939
I mean, we don't know these people.
377
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,559
Anything could happen.
378
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,706
But don't worry. I'll take care of Dave.
379
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,940
- [CELLPHONE BUZZES]
- Oh! Okay.
380
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,399
They want to meet at the coffee
shop by Pup Cuts tomorrow.
381
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,239
We just need to pick a time.
382
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,340
Tell them 3:00.
383
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,979
That's when Rebecca picks
Asher up from school.
384
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,959
Oh, boy. You're getting good at this.
385
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,303
I'm proud of you for lying.
386
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,639
You're turning into a real man.
387
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,060
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
388
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,394
We're good for 3:00.
389
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,309
Oh. Hey, Dave?
390
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,640
- Uh, yeah, baby?
- Hey.
391
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,648
Can you pick up Asher
from school tomorrow?
392
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,599
Ooh, uh...
393
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,429
Yeah, it's just that I carried
him for nine months,
394
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,696
so I think you can pick
him up one afternoon.
395
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,799
- Yeah.
- 'Kay.
396
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,200
- Of course. I love you.
- Love you.
397
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,119
- [CELLPHONE BUZZES]
- Ah, tomorrow at 3:00 is a go.
398
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,349
Tomorrow at 3:00 is a no-go.
399
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,039
I gotta pick up Asher. Tell them 4:00.
400
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,125
Roger. Copy. Roger.
401
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,920
Every saying you say is not a saying.
402
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,881
[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
403
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,258
Oy, we have a problem.
404
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,218
Ugh! Tell them we can do it.
405
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,344
- Yeah?
- Dave!
406
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,749
- Oh, uh, yeah?
- Hey, honey.
407
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,431
- Hi!
- Um, so, tomorrow,
408
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,839
I'll pick up Asher from school,
409
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,601
but can you watch him around 4:00?
410
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,686
- Yyyeah.
- Yeah?
411
00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,680
- Love you.
- Love you.
412
00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,980
[PANTING] Crap. Damn it.
413
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,379
Can't do 4:00. Have to do 5:00.
414
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,149
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
415
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:05,696
I think I'm having a heart attack.
416
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,573
Debbie, I am sweating.
417
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,389
You need a doctor.
418
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,229
Now pull it together.
419
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,779
You look good with a shine.
420
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,939
Hey, Mom, can I go to Brad's
house after school tomorrow?
421
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,949
- Uh, will his parents pick you up?
- I think so.
422
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,399
- Hell, yeah!
- Oh, perfect!
423
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,088
- [LAUGHS]
- That's great.
424
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,299
- We are good for 3:00.
- Good for 3:00.
425
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,800
- What was that, babe?
- Did you say something?
426
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,239
- I didn't say anything.
- I didn't.
427
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:34,619
? ?
428
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,469
- I got job news.
- Oh, hey.
429
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,169
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[CLEARS THROAT]
430
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,189
Debbie!
431
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,569
Rebecca?
432
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:43,610
Ghost couple?
433
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,113
All right, go ahead.
434
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,039
I got that asbestos j...
435
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,868
Did you say "ghost couple"?
436
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,939
Yeah. I see things sometimes.
437
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,039
Don't worry about it. But see?
438
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,624
I told you everything
was gonna work out.
439
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,809
Pushing past a lot right now.
440
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,539
But, yes, it is all working out,
441
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:05,039
and now I get to tell Rebecca
that we can get the minivan.
442
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,759
[CHUCKLING] No. Don't tell her. No.
443
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,426
You got to surprise
her with the minivan.
444
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:12,137
I don't know. I mean... a surprise?
445
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,580
Shouldn't I consult my wife
446
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,016
- before I make a huge purchase?
- Oh, brother.
447
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,199
No, no, no, no.
448
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,559
You surprise her with the minivan.
449
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,379
Come on. Make it like one
of those commercials
450
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,188
where they put a big red
bow on it, you know?
451
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,509
And the moms are standing
there in their bikinis,
452
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:25,735
and the pizza guy comes over, right?
453
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:29,739
This commercial you're
describing took a hard left.
454
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,759
But a surprise does sound good.
455
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,539
I mean, we could stop by the dealership
456
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,744
on our way to meet that guy at 3:00.
457
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,413
[CLAPS] That's great. Let's go!
458
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,989
I tell you, that minivan
459
00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:46,879
- drives like a dream.
- Yeah.
460
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,599
Can't believe I had to
pretend I never wanted it.
461
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,051
Yeah, and I'm gonna use this
umbrella every time it rains.
462
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,149
Oh, crap. I left it at the dealership.
463
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,299
We just got to figure out
which one of these lunatics
464
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,141
drives a minivan with no car seats.
465
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,959
But I don't think they're here.
466
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,220
- Should we text them?
- No, not yet.
467
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,039
Oh, my God, it's Rebecca and Mom.
468
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,219
- We got to... We got to hide.
- Oh, what are you, nuts?
469
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,679
Stop it. Come on.
470
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,979
Just... It's perfectly
natural for us to be here.
471
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,299
It's right next to Pup Cuts.
472
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,404
We come here all the time.
473
00:17:13,405 --> 00:17:15,119
It's Dave and Stew. Act natural.
474
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,245
- Hey, sexy!
- [CHUCKLES]
475
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,831
We're just having some lady latte time.
476
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,479
Oh, please, don't let us interrupt.
477
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,501
We're just having our
macchiato man time.
478
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,379
- [LAUGHS]
- Love my boys.
479
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,299
Where is this psycho?
480
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,489
We should text them, you know,
481
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,919
before Rebecca and Mom get suspicious.
482
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,469
Roger. Copy. Roger.
483
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,680
Please stop saying that. Please!
484
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,700
[CELLPHONE DINGS]
485
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,979
Oh! He says he's here.
486
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,810
Is he parking or here here?
487
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,779
I don't know. I'll ask this idiot.
488
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,189
Yeah.
489
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,459
They're here.
490
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,699
- They say they're here.
- I don't see them.
491
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,889
Maybe ask them to stand up
492
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:53,906
- and wave or something.
- All right.
493
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,160
Maybe I'll ask them to stand
up and wave or something.
494
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,699
[CELLPHONE DINGS]
495
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,219
Hey, sweetie!
496
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,369
Hi, honey!
497
00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:04,539
[BOTH LAUGH]
498
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,709
I still don't see them.
499
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,752
They're not here.
500
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,503
Oh, yes, they are.
501
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,298
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
502
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,639
[LAUGHS]
503
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,639
Your life sucks.
504
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,869
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
505
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:25,854
? ?
506
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,879
So, we went from having
two cars and no minivans
507
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,419
to no cars and two minivans?
508
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,379
That is our current car situation.
509
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,149
Well, how?
510
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,199
I'll start from the beginning.
511
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,786
Y-You know that big job I had lined up?
512
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,662
It fell through.
513
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,429
What? Why didn't you tell me?
514
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,456
Well, I didn't want to worry you,
515
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,899
but we couldn't afford the minivan,
516
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,290
so I dragged my feet till
something else came along.
517
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,289
Dave, you don't have
to protect me like that.
518
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,210
We do our worrying together.
519
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,800
I guess my dad just got in my head.
520
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,779
Yeah, and your mom got in mine.
521
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,709
I was just upset when it seemed
like you were backing out.
522
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,766
And your mom is very convincing.
523
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,379
- I know.
- [SIGHS]
524
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,720
You know I took her to my prom?
525
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,770
My girlfriend was pissed.
526
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,818
Maybe I shouldn't have
told you that secret.
527
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,029
No. Keeping secrets is
what your parents do,
528
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,699
- not us.
- And I love that about us.
529
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,826
You know, I love that we
tell each other everything.
530
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,000
Aww. Me too.
531
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,833
Are you making love yet?
532
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,379
[SIGHS]
533
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,709
No, thankfully,
534
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,505
since you're staring at us.
535
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,882
Well, whenever we want
to make up from a fight,
536
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,760
we like to make love first
and use words later.
537
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,359
Yeah, 'cause when the
lovemaking's really good,
538
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,759
sometimes you don't need the words.
539
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,017
Which is most of the time.
540
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,959
[BOTH LAUGH]
541
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,929
Guys!
542
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,269
Oh, we wanted to say we're sorry.
543
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,539
You know, we do things our way,
544
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,799
but that may or may not work for you.
545
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,799
Like having secret cellphones.
546
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,639
[BOTH LAUGH]
547
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,951
It's really very cute.
548
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,439
But we'll try to keep some
of our advice to ourselves
549
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,455
from now on.
550
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,624
We know you both meant well. It's okay.
551
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,877
- Oh.
- Oh.
552
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,250
No. Just go. No, I don't...
553
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,650
No, no, no, no! Oh, God, I...
554
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,439
? ?
555
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,879
How great is this, babe?
556
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,509
My whole family in one car,
557
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:23,259
grabbing takeout...
558
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,999
that we could've had delivered...
559
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,225
or at least eaten there.
560
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,019
Hey, Dave, could you
turn the heat on my feet
561
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,939
and blow the AC on my hands?
562
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,769
I'm trying to keep the wontons warm
563
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:36,009
and cool off my soup.
564
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,039
Hey, Rebecca, can you pass
some soy sauce back here?
565
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,823
These ribs are dry, and I spilled
the soy sauce back here.
566
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,319
Wha... ?!
567
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,076
Mom, would you top off my fried rice?
568
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,419
- I got it.
- I-I spilled my fried rice.
569
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,369
Guys, stop spilling!
570
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,799
This is a brand-new van!
571
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,959
The food'll still be warm in 12 minutes.
572
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,544
What's the down-low with the lo mein?
573
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,569
Very down low. It's all over the floor.
574
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:59,459
- [GASPS]
- Guys! This is a new van.
575
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,899
Even though we've already dented it
576
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,519
and Hazel has already thrown up in it,
577
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,869
it is a new van.
578
00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:06,557
Dave, I'm really loving your
back-up camera, though.
579
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,579
What back-up camera?
580
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,439
There's no back-up...
581
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,579
That's the DVD player.
582
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,129
You're watching "Toy Story 4."
583
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,809
Ooh! Where's Tom Hanks?
584
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,379
You're not gonna see Tom Hanks.
585
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,699
It's animated.
586
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,589
Mr. Potato Head looks Jewish.
587
00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,249
? ?
588
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:26,244
589
00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:30,844
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