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... >It's not what you think it is...

I might be behaving... like a thief, but I am not one...

A "Not so famous" chef at a... famous restaurant in London...

There is just one reason... for entering...

someone's house like a... thief here, in London...

... >Get down already...

Manga and Karan...

You can talk to her in the morning.

- It's not like she's going to run away. - You guys are impossible.

You first ask me to get up here...

and now you want me to get down.

Manga is the only... Ranjha of Punjab...

who has come to London... looking for his Heer...

There are very few people... in the world...

who don't use their brains... when it comes to love...

And Manga belongs to this category.

Excuse me, my bad.

Thank God the girls in London are so well-mannered.

I would have been thrashed if this was Punjab.

I wonder which smarty-pants...

spread this rumor across the world...

that those in love, don't... feel hungry or thirsty...

Here he felt hungry...

as well as thirsty...

Can I have some water?

He isn't serving me water?

Oh, come on, these are all tongue twisters for me.

I would like to have this, bro.

Serve me some water at least.

Oh damn!

What is this mess?

Have you lost your mind, bro?

I just asked you for a glass of water.

I am feeling uneasy. I can't stand here anymore.

I didn't order it!

What is wrong, mister?

This was my only mistake...

Finally, an Indian!

And I was stuck with him for life...

It smells great around here, pundit.

You are wasting your talent...

by cooking those stupid meals.

You are an artist.

I'll go and look around your house.

Go ahead.

You have a lovely house, pundit.

This is such a big television.

What is this?

And he is Karan...

He has an empty heart... and deep pockets...

What's special about Karan... is that...

he loves to lose his money... but not his heart...

Who is she?

Karan's friend, Lara.

Oh, so he is going around with Lara.

What's wrong, bro? Lara seemed quite upset.

It's nothing serious.

In hastiness, I addressed her as Sofia instead of Lara.

Oh, wonderful.

So, you're going around with both Sofia and Lara?

Who is he?

He has just recently come from Amritsar.

He wanted to have lentils. So I...

If he wants to have lentils then...

drop him to the nearest Gurudwara.

Bro, I've been eating at the Gurudwara since a week.

Pundit, you are a nice man.

What kind of crazy people do you let into your house?

- What nonsense! - Bro, he is Karan.

He's the one who pays the rent of this house.

Okay.

- Hello, brother. - Back off!

- He will stay here? - Yes. How nice of you!

Listen, you are a gem of a person...

though you behave like a pervert.

I've brought my bags along.

I'll slap you.

I didn't tell him, I asked him. He is so crass.

Get this straight.

He won't stay with us.

But...

he will stay with me.

I have formed a partnership with him.

What partnership? Have you opened up a tea stall with him?

Let's go, Manga.

- Wait. - Manga needed me and Karan wanted me.

He can stay.

But ask him to stay out of my way. Keep your mouth shut.

You are great, bro.

He doesn't say anything to you.

It's nothing great.

He is scared to stay alone. It's his helplessness.

Then we shall insult him day in and day out.

Absolutely.

I don't know how to the... world looked at us...

But for each other, we... were scoundrels...

Perhaps... that's why we were friends...

Because you are not true... friends until...

you are wicked to each other...

Yes, sister-in-law.

Such boys are hard to find.

He will earn and cook for you as well.

That's true.

Sister-in-law, I think you get hitched soon.

Tie a knot?

Get married?

Get married?

Come here... Sit next to me and say...

Yes, Bubu?

How are you, baby?

I am fine. How are you?

What is my Bubu doing?

Tell me, did you do what I asked you to do?

I did that day before yesterday itself.

I have deposited 500 pounds into your account.

Come here, sit next to me...

Come here, sit next to me... And say what you want to...

What is this nonsense?

You are cursing a maestro, Mr. Saddiq?

You will never be able to wash away your sins.

Keep it down, Manga.

Sachin, talk to him.

- He woke me up early in the morning. - You call this early?

It's 11 o'clock, bro.

By this time, the cattle go back to rest after their lunch.

Did you just show me a finger?

Pack your bags, we won't stay here.

- No, I didn't, bro. - I was just saying that I'd go...

and get ready for college in a minute.

Okay, bro. Go ahead.

Whether you believe me or not, he had used the other finger.

Hurry up, Sachin.

Manga is getting ready. He'll go to college with us.

We are late. I have to go meet Bela.

Yes, I know...

Let's go.

I think my kidney stones acting up again.

I'll go in and rest.

I'll join you guys later. You take him with you.

Stop this drama. Let's go to college. We are already late.

Stop the drama? Did you look at his clothes?

He looks like he is about to participate...

- in some cultural show. - Why, man?

Maddy had seen me in such kind of clothes.

So, she will recognize me in them.

- Who is Mandy? - You've come to England because of a girl?

No, no, bro.

I am here for my true love.

I'll keep looking for her till my last breath.

I swear, bro. I didn't know.

About what? True love or the last breath part?

Both.

Keep this true lover with you and...

get embarrassed in the college.

Don't walk with me.

Hey! Karan, listen.

Damn, and here I was thinking about wearing a necklace too.

Listen... don't come anywhere close to me.

Stay away from me.

Don't worry, Karan.

Don't let this ruin your mood.

Who came here thinking that it's a courtroom?

He is not with us.

- I know you are great, Karan. - You don't even talk to such people.

I am surprised at the ones who keep such an idiot with them.

Since how many years are you in this college?

Ten years.

Go and drop her home.

Talk to him. Ask him to stand out.

He will get us insulted.

Manga, come here.

Bro, try to find your Mandy here if you can.

We are going to attend our classes.

Bebu, did you courier my shoes and purse?

Bebu, how can I forget that?

I have couriered them.

You will get them in two days.

Tell me, what did my Bebu have today?

What can I have? I have been feeding people since morning.

Nothing much, I just had a vanilla shake.

Good. Now come on, give me a quick hug.

Not like this.

A tight hug.

Tighter.

Don't make me puke the vanilla shake out.

What's happening out here? Having a good time?

Everyone as his or her own style.

I like to have a good time at work and with my friends.

Don't make the customers cry because of that.

How many times have I told you...

not to use your phone while at work!

Where have you written...

- that I cannot use my phone at work! - What happened, Bebu?

Who are you talking to?

Bittu, I am nothing, I am fighting with a girl.

Bebu, no one fights with a girl.

If you want to fight, then fight with a boy.

I'll call you back in some time.

This girl will make you lose your job.

Has anyone ever complained about me? You just keep yelling.

Listen to me, don't say a word against Pooja.

You keep worshiping Pooja all day long.

- What is your problem? - You are my problem.

What is your problem?

Get in.

Carry on, I don't want to get into your car.

- Why? - What is your problem?

You keep fighting with me in there.

And you start worrying about me in the evenings.

Your house comes on the way.

And I will drop you home. That's all.

Do you get crazy when you start fighting with me?

Go away. I don't want to get in a car with you.

Go.

It's the same drama every day.

When you know that in the end you get into the car...

then why don't you just get inside?

Get in.

It's because I am helpless.

The bus I take comes after an hour.

I have to go home and cook for my roommates.

How many times have I told you not to irritate me?

Not to talk on the phone?

It's my phone, I pay the bill, so how does it concern you?

You keep being an interfering aunt for no good reason.

Aunt? What aunt?

You won't understand.

You don't have separate addresses for relatives.

You address everyone as aunties.

Can't a person even answer his phone?

Go ahead, no problem.

Yes, Bubu.

What is my Bebu doing?

Baby, I was missing you a lot.

I was really missing you a lot.

Bebu, did you pay the rent of the flat?

Bebu, how can I forget that?

I have already paid two month's rent in advance.

I'll give you the code in some time.

I am out for dinner.

I'll call you in some time.

Okay baby, call me once you reach home. Okay?

Do you truly love her?

Who?

Me.

- What do you mean? - I mean Pooja, who else?

Why, can't I?

Do people whose love is true fall from the sky?

People whose love is true live in the sky.

She seeks rent from you to live in Chandigarh.

Yes, Betu.

Yes, Bubu. I know you called back because...

you didn't say "good night."

Hey, Bittu's baby, you won't gain anything from her.

Try to understand the feelings of the one...

who drops you home every day.

You should invite her in some day.

She doesn't let me talk on the phone.

If I let her in here, she won't even let me breathe.

Oh, come on, man. You've lost it.

You don't want to invite her home because you want to breathe?

Manga, she spends ten pounds on fuel...

every day to drop him home.

- She might be in love with her. - Oh, come on, you are just like him.

Eat this.

You know I've given my heart to Pooja.

Then why are you discussing this nonsense?

What am I saying?

Give your heart to that one and your love to this one.

Buddies, I thought we are discussing true love...

but you are taking this conversation into another direction.

Count me out.

Love demands commitment, tell him.

Yes.

What commit?

First explain it to me.

What is it called in Punjabi?

Commitment... what is it called?

Look, it is so hard to even explain.

Imagine how difficult it would be in love.

You should keep your noble thoughts away from me.

I think staying with you guys would make me go crazy too.

What do you know about love?

I know you true lovers quite well.

Just six months after a breakup...

guys like you get married to someone else.

And when you meet your ex in the market after your wedding...

you tell her, "Sister, I think I've seen you somewhere."

"I cannot recall where."

Doctor, I would like to say something to your face here.

You are a monster.

Don't make me strangle you.

How's college?

I am not in a good mood.

I'll talk to you later.

You are the one I live for...

Hi.

Yes, yes.

Henceforth...

forget this house, I don't want to see you even in this village.

Push, push harder!

Come on, come on.

Stop! Stop!

Damn!

Then you blame the car drive! Couldn't you drive slowly?

As if I was speeding at 90 kilometers per hour.

I have to stand up to paddle even to overtake a bicycle.

Go ahead.

It's okay, son. No harm done.

Move aside, we are running late.

Our family is waiting for us.

I'll move aside because you asked me to, uncle.

- Push. - Fine.

Don't stop me from looking into your eyes...

I Have surrendered my heart to you...

I have even handed over... My soul to you...

I Cannot take my eyes off you...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

It's a very nice bike.

Where did you get it from?

I brought it from Kaka the scrap dealer for 1,500 rupees.

This isn't a bike, it's a moped.

What do you mean?

Are you done with your "Oh my God" moment?

She sees a tractor and goes "Oh my God."

She sees someone carry a load overhead...

- and goes "Oh my God." - Let's go, Mandy.

This calls for a selfie.

- Go ahead. - Okay.

- Where are you? You too join us. - I am coming. Yes.

- Let's go, Mandy. We are getting late. - Okay, papa.

Let's go.

Let's go.

There...

Strange.

She praised your moped.

I told you someone would value Manga for who he is.

She did, didn't she?

She is headman's granddaughter.

She is here from England.

- To attend Billa's wedding. - Oh, yes.

We are the ones supplying lights to the headman.

- Why are they worried about the lights? - Why?

Make her stand in the courtyard at night...

and she will brighten the place up.

You are right.

See you at the headman's place in the evening then.

Are you crazy?

I am a poor man and he is the headman.

Do what you are supposed to do, push the moped.

Stop dreaming.

Fine, I'll push it.

- Push it. - Let's go.

I am sure you enjoyed the biscuits...

but now it's time you taste these.

Don't assume that this is all you are going to get.

We are serving meat tonight.

And both local and imported liquors...

are stocked in my cupboard.

Fine, I'll respect that.

- I'll have these sweets. - Yes.

I know my in-laws well. I know for a fact...

that I'll be provided with liquor till the time I am here.

Hand me the tape.

Sukha... don't get me shot.

You are such a coward, man.

Look, she likes you.

She loves you.

Who knows, perhaps you too might end up getting married here.

- You think so? - Of course.

Just keep praying to God.

Sister, have you found a suitable match for your daughter?

No, sister-in-law.

It's hard to find boys from good family these days.

- Yes, sister. - Look.

They are trying to find a suitable match.

They want boys from a good family.

And where do you find them? In a basket floating in the river?

You too belong to a family, don't you?

You get angry so easily. You scare me.

What have you got me into?

Brother, let me know if you see her.

I am standing on a ladder and not an elephant.

If I can see her then you can too.

Hey...

What are you two up to?

Nothing, brother.

We are just putting up the lights.

You are trying to reconcile those who have already fought a battle.

What if they start fighting again?

Laugh, you idiots.

Shut up.

Turn around.

What have you got me into? You asked me to help with the lights.

What is this nonsense?

- Here, take these... - Wait...

Turn around, I want to have a swig.

Come back.

A little more.

Stop.

Stop, don't bump into me.

Wait, be a good brother.

You want a swig?

- I don't drink. - Yes.

And I get drunk and wander in the streets.

I'm telling you this because it's a wedding.

Anyway, it's not right for the groom to drink alone.

Who's the groom?

Do you think I am the best man?

Then why are you drinking so discreetly?

Yes.

- Should I tell you why? - Yes.

Mother doesn't let me drink.

She says, you can drink as much as you want after the wedding.

Who will explain this to my mother that after the wedding...

I'll get high through her eyes.

Stop taking a feel, you buffoon.

Get this straight.

If any of the bulbs fuse in the next four days...

I'll make you two stand here...

with fireflies in glass bottles.

Sarbans Sahib is here.

Hold this.

- Hello. - How are you?

- Call out to me when you are here. - Okay.

Manga, what are you doing here?

- Hello. - Hello.

Sarbans Sahib, there was a lot to do so I asked him to help.

- Good thinking. - Thank you.

- Son. - Okay.

You should take good care of our lands.

Fauji was about to flood our fields yesterday.

And ask your father to deposit...

this year's contract money in Balbir's account.

Okay, I'll tell him.

Let's go, Billa.

And be here for the next few days.

- Lead a helping hand. - Sure, I'll be here.

Let's go.

Yes.

- Hello. - Hello.

I can't see my girl around.

Mandy, my child?

Yes, I can dance well.

How's everything else?

- Grandpa! - My girl!

I cannot believe how quickly 20 years flew away.

She used to be this small and she used to...

sit on my stomach and play with my beard.

Father, she hasn't changed much.

- She is just as mischievous even now. - Oh really?

Nichchattar Singh, I think we should get her married here.

At least then, you will keep coming back to Punjab.

Father, that is what I want as well.

Find a nice decent boy from a good family...

- and we will get her married here. - Sure.

Why are you asking him to find a suitable boy here?

I will get her married in England.

She will stay with me.

- It's okay. - What happened?

- They just touched a live wire. - It's a mild shock.

It's okay, fix the wire.

Moped guy?

Mandy, his name isn't moped.

His name is Manga.

No brother, he has an amazing bike.

He calls it moped.

- What? - She's asking about your moped.

Oh... I left it back at home.

- Okay. - I wanted to ride it.

I'll get it for you tomorrow.

- Fine. - No, Mandy.

Today is our day.

There you go.

His visa expires in a month.

From the look on his face it seems like...

he is about to expire as well.

- Where is your... - Damn!

You deserve it!

You keep blabbering nonsense. Don't worry, just tell me the name.

Not your name, you idiot.

Her name.

Her name is Mandy.

What's her full name?

Her full name...

I'd heard someone mentioning Mandy Dhillon...

over the phone once.

It must be that.

Did you find her?

You won't be able to find her so easily.

There are so many Mandys.

There must be around 600 in London itself.

Concentrate on the barbecue.

If anything burns, you'll have to cook meals for a week.

Fine, I'll do that.

Let's try to find her in British Calling.

Well...

It worked.

We have found 12 Mandy Dhillons.

And we have got their cell phone numbers as well.

Let's start with the first one.

Congratulations, Manga.

You have become a Daddy even before you got married.

And he has become an uncle.

Don't worry, Manga. Let's try again.

Can I talk to Mandy?

She has gone to school.

Manga, does Mandy go to school?

Don't get yourself arrested, you idiot.

Come on, everybody. Apply the turmeric paste on him.

Come on, girls. Get on with it.

Come, join us, Mandy.

Tell me, who is going to show me the village?

- You want to see the village now? - What is she saying?

We are busy with the rituals.

- I'll go with her. - Sit down.

Why are you trying to run away?

Who leaves the house on his wedding day?

- Come on, girls. - Come here, Mandy.

Come on, let's apply some henna. Come here.

No, Mom. If I apply henna then I'll...

be stuck here forever.

I'll first go see the village and then apply henna.

She is so eager to see the village.

- The village isn't going anywhere. - Keep those boxes outside.

- Grandpa. - Yes?

Look Grandpa, they had promised me...

that they would show me the village.

- But no one is ready to do it now. - What's happening?

Please, Grandpa. I want to see the village.

Well... yes. Manga, show her the village.

But, father...

He is just like family. It's okay.

Did you bring your moped along?

Well... it's parked outside.

- I'll drive it. - Hey, drive it slowly.

Come on.

Don't stop me from looking into your eyes...

I Have surrendered my heart to you...

I have even handed over my soul to you...

I Cannot take my eyes off you...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Let the kites fly...

Let them touch the sky...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Don't stop me from looking into your eyes...

Time flies away when I am with you...

When I am with you... I feel God is with us...

Time flies away when... I am with you...

When I am with you... I feel God is with us...

Feelings are sparkling...

Let its fire stir up...

Feelings are sparkling...

Let its fire stir up...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Don't stop me from looking into your eyes...

I keep warding off evil with my eyes...

I ask the stars who can... Compete with me...

I keep warding off... Evil with my eyes...

I ask the stars who can... Compete with me...

You are like a prayer that's been answered...

Let me worship you...

You are like a prayer that's been answered...

Let me worship you...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Let my eyes look into yours...

Let them read your heart...

Don't stop me from looking into your eyes...

Hey!

Yes?

Can you fly?

- What's the commotion about? - Do you have a visa for England?

Have you lost your mind?

You cannot fly.

You don't have a visa for England.

You fool, you should tell her how you feel.

The wedding will take place tomorrow...

and she'll leave for England day after tomorrow.

Yes.

Sukh, I am feeling scared.

Why?

She is from a rich family...

and I only own a small piece of land.

Don't be scared.

At the most what she will do is reject you, right?

She won't be angry.

Don't you know her family?

Men consume one and a half bottle of whiskey and stay armed.

- Go and do your work. - I won't be able to do this.

Manga, we only have tonight.

Tell her how you feel...

or else you will regret it later.

I wish I would have told her.

Tell her, my friend.

Hold my hand and twirl around...

Hold my hand and twirl around...

Look at what the cuckoo says...

Did you hear what the cuckoo said...

Mandy... go and get the stuff from upstairs.

Okay, Mom.

Hey driver... Drive the cart slowly...

Hey driver... Drive the cart slowly...

- Mandy. - Oh, Manga.

- Thank God, you are here. - I needed your help.

We need to take these things downstairs.

Okay, I'll take them.

I wanted to say something to you.

Yes, tell me.

Mother, tell me, who should I...

I will always remember the time I spent with you.

We spent a lovely time together.

You are my best friend.

- Mandy. - Yes?

But I...

I consider you more than a friend.

I... I really like you.

Manga...

Brother...

- You like to dream big, don't you? - What are they doing?

- You are eyeing our daughter! - Hit him!

I won't spare him!

- At least, tell me what happened. - What is his fault?

- He was troubling Mandy. - No...

- Hit him! - I won't spare him, let me go!

- Hit him! - Move aside, brother.

Papa... papa, he didn't do anything wrong.

He didn't do anything wrong.

- Mom... - Stop, brother.

- Move back, brother. - Stop.

Move back, everyone.

I'll end this once and for all.

- Come here... - Lift him up.

You...

Balbir, stop!

I don't know whether it is your fault or not.

If this wasn't a house where a wedding...

is about to take place...

then we would have buried you right here.

Get lost from here.

Henceforth...

forget this house, I don't want to see you even in this village.

- Sukhi! - Yes?

- Take him away. - Let's go, Manga.

Mandy, stay here.

Manga, is that Mandy?

Over there.

- Look over there. - Where?

Look over there.

Where is she?

Look at him jump at Mandy's name.

What have you gotten yourself into, bro?

You are in London.

Go to pubs and clubs, hook up with chicks and have fun.

Look at his worrisome face.

Have some shame.

Karan, have some shame at least.

He is serious and you think this is funny.

But...

Drop it, Pundit. He is bound to think that it's funny.

He is rich.

He doesn't need to worry about anything.

Only a poor Jat like me worries.

I have mortgaged whatever little land I possess.

That too because of a girl I am not even sure about.

If I don't find Mandy then I won't get my land back.

Father will throw me out of the house...

and villagers will taunt us as well.

Bro...

Please forgive me.

I didn't mean it in that way.

I just meant that how will we find a girl in London?

That too with an address?

It's difficult.

We will have to use our brains.

If you have the brains then tell us how should we find her?

I keep telling you to believe in me.

We will find a solution.

Get your horses ready.

- He is right, Manga. - Don't get too excited, Pundit.

I don't trust this liar.

He will make us spend 200,000 on horses...

and then more for the saddles.

Oh, come on, man.

He meant that we will definitely come up with something today.

- Yes. - Really?

- Let's go. - Come on, let's go.

Here, have some water.

Let's first finish the task we are here for.

We will get to that as well, but let's warm up first.

I cannot think till the time I don't warm up.

Fine, tell me where did you meet Mandy.

Her mother's family stays in our village.

She had come to attend her cousin brother's wedding.

Then let's call up one of her relatives...

and ask for her London's address.

- You'll then be able to meet her. - As soon as I call them...

they will summon my father for a council meeting.

You guys shouldn't bother, I'll find Mandy on my own.

Come on, man.

Give me her cousin brother's number. I'll talk to him.

- Give it to him. - He will get me thrashed.

He is well-known for such things.

You don't know him well. Give him the number.

He is carrying a diary.

Couldn't you save it in your mobile phone?

What if I lose my mobile phone?

I try to be thorough.

You could have lost the diary too.

- I have another one in my bag. - It's okay.

It's okay.

Is that Billa?

Yes, it's Billa. Who is this?

It's me, Harjeet, from London.

I had attended your wedding with Mandy.

With Mandy? I don't remember you.

We got drunk together. How can you forget that?

I get drunk with everybody.

And I get so sloshed that I don't even remember...

- who I had met. - Wait a minute...

Aren't you that Mandy's cousin who stays in Southall?

No, my sister stays in Hounslow.

There isn't much difference in Hounslow and Southall.

They are quite close to each other.

She stays in West Hounslow, right?

No, she stays in South Hounslow.

House number 155, right?

No, my sister's house number is...

Who are you and why are you trying to...

get my sister's address from me?

- Oh no! - I'll break your legs, let me warn you.

- Don't worry, Manga. - Fine, okay.

I have seen many like you. Go mind your own business.

Isn't he great?

- Let's go, Manga. - Mandy is in South Hounslow.

But South Hounslow isn't a small place.

But it is easier to look for her like this.

- Why are you so engrossed in your phone? - Don't you know?

It's his birthday today.

And sister-in-law Pooja is yet to call him.

It completely slipped my mind.

You don't keep men in your mind.

You are always surrounded with women.

Stop it, man.

- Let it be. - Many happy returns of the day.

Look, he is making a sad face just because...

he doesn't want to give us a party.

Don't worry, Manga. I will give you a party today.

Cheer up now.

We have made it from the ground up...

We have struggled and... Traveled in buses too...

We have made it from the ground up...

We have struggled and... Traveled in buses too...

Now we have cars and babes too...

We have made our own destiny...

We have made our own destiny...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high end friendship...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We spend our nights partying... And go to bed at dawn...

We skip classes and... Cheat in exams...

We spend our nights partying... And go to bed at dawn...

We skip classes and... Cheat in exams...

We move out in the evenings... Go for drives...

We never go after the same girl twice...

We never go after the same girl twice...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We stand firm together... At the time of need...

We never had illusions...

We have been through good... And bad times together...

We stand firm together... At the time of need...

We never had illusions...

We have been through good... And bad times together...

No matter what state we are in... We are in it together...

We have won some and lost some games...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

We don't act smart...

We don't show off...

We only do high-end friendship...

I don't think she will call today.

I don't think so either.

- She called. - She calls you at the end of the day.

Bubu, I am so upset with you.

I won't talk to you.

You know you've called me so late.

Sachin, listen to me.

You first listen to me.

I am missing you a lot.

A lot! My birthday is no fun without you.

We'll celebrate my next birthday...

on the London bridge, together. I promise.

Sachin, I want to say something.

I know.

You are missing me, right?

Don't worry.

We will get married and put an end to all your worries.

Sachin, why are you not listening?

My wedding date has been fixed. I got engaged today.

I told them not to get me so drunk.

I am hearing a lot of things.

What you heard is right.

I got engaged today and my wedding date has been fixed.

But...

But... how did this happen?

How could you agree to this?

My parents had put a lot of pressure on me.

I couldn't break their heart.

And hence, you broke my heart, Pooja?

Sachin...

Sachin... listen to me.

The one I got engaged to is a permanent resident in Canada.

Pooja, you aren't getting married to a boy.

You aren't getting married to a boy...

who has a permanent resident.

Sachin, my family had put a lot of pressure on me.

Pooja, I too was under pressure.

I worked for 14 hours at a stretch because of you.

I fulfilled all your wishes.

Nothing can be done now.

All the arrangements have been made.

Pooja, you cannot deceive me like this.

Which wish of yours did I not fulfill?

You cannot ruin my life like this, Pooja.

Love is just a myth, bro.

Everyone is just a means to an end.

Once the end is met, they move out of our lives.

I loved her a lot.

Really, a lot.

I became a slave to Englishmen again because of her.

I washed utensils.

I cleaned for them.

I cooked for them.

I worked two shifts.

I didn't send any money back home.

I kept sending money to her.

Otherwise, I was living a good... life in Chandigarh itself...

Her dreams had become... my dreams...

>I can never forget that day...

when I met Pooja for... the first time...

I wanted to say something.

I have liked you since I was in the seventh grade.

And I am the one who used to puncture your scooter's tire.

It was you?

Should you trouble someone you like so much?

I had to do that so that I could see you.

If you've liked me since the seventh grade...

then why didn't you ever talk to me?

Because we lived in the same locality.

And because you shouldn't trouble the one you like.

You mean, this is the eternal kind of love...

Right?

Tell me... what dreams do you have about me?

No, you'd make fun of me.

No, I promise, I won't.

I dreamed that you'd be my girlfriend...

and we'd go on long drives to Shimla.

I mean... Sachin...

Shimla, even in your dreams?

It doesn't take money to dream big.

If you had to dream then...

you should've dreamed about Switzerland.

Why Shimla?

Okay, shall I share my dream with you?

Yes, tell me.

I want to tour the world.

And... I was born here...

so, I don't want to spend my whole life in Chandigarh.

I want to go abroad.

I want to stay in a foreign country.

And Sachin, you are very cute.

But you and I have nothing in common.

There are a lot of differences between us.

You can spend the rest of your life in Chandigarh.

But I don't want to live in Chandigarh.

So, I think you should find a girl with similar dreams.

Oh. Come on, it's not a big deal.

I would have to think twice if you wanted me to kill someone.

And...

Henceforth, your dreams are my dreams.

Just keep one thing in mind.

You know how much I loved her.

She left me for a boy she hasn't even met before.

Pundit, you have already said that 22 times.

I keep saying that so that you aren't left heartbroken.

Let go of Mandy.

You are asking him to let go of her...

as if he has his arms around her.

He can let go of her once he finds her.

I mean he should forget about Mandy.

Girls don't want true love.

They want a temporary fix like this doctor.

My Mandy is not of that kind.

I also had the same feeling till this morning.

And look at me now.

Doctor, we are out of booze.

Let's go get some more.

Let's go.

Let's go, Manga.

Here you go, Manga.

I have only one reason to come to England.

- This is yours. - I want to look into her eyes...

ask her whether she loves me or not.

That's all.

What if she says no, Manga?

Then I will go back to Punjab, bro.

I'll borrow some money and build...

a house near the pumping station.

I won't be able to go back to my village, bro.

- Come on. - Well done, rustic.

If there was a competition for love...

then you would have won a gold medal.

Don't worry.

Pundit, give me your hand.

You idiot...

You should at least let him wash his hands.

The one with a clean heart has clean hands too.

Give it here, Pundit.

I am totally sloshed, bro...

Now I shall only speak the truth.

I don't know what her name is, but I know she loves you.

You will get married to her.

Promise?

Hey Manga, you should be called trouble.

It hasn't even been a day since the breakup...

Sachin, don't listen to him, he'll get you into trouble.

Pundit, place your hand on your heart and tell me.

She drops you home every day.

There has to be a reason behind it.

- Doctor, give me a chilled beer. - Here you go, bro.

Have a chilled beer.

Here you go.

- Stop it. - I cannot give a broken heart to Celina.

I'll drink a chilled beer, freeze it and then offer it to her.

Come on man, you too?

Come on.

I'll drive.

I have driven many carts and cycles back in the village.

This is car and not a cycle.

Hey, give the steering back here.

You are driving your own car with the steering?

Celina?

She woke up.

Who's that?

Sachin, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

I've come to steal your heart.

Thieves come in the middle of the night, right?

New sister-in-law... hello.

It's a night shift.

- Accept it. - Sachin, why are you on a ladder?

The Jat got high.

So, I climbed up a ladder.

Thank God they are at a distance...

otherwise they would have said...

If you are a Jat then who is Sharma?

Hey, hello, why are you blabbering?

It's nothing, you listen to me.

I want to talk to you. It's important. I swear.

Sachin, listen to me.

Whatever you want to say, say it in the morning.

No, no, not in the morning.

I won't be able to consume so much liquor in the morning.

I love you a lot.

A lot.

It's like the eternal type of love.

And what about Pooja?

Pooja left me for an NRI boy.

- Oh, I see. - Yes.

- Pooja left you. - Yes.

- And you immediately fell in love with me. - No, no.

Pooja called me up at nine.

And...

at around eleven...

my friends told me that their real sister-in-law is Celina.

It has been two hours since that, I guess.

It means if your friends convince you...

that some other girl is right for you...

then you will leave me as well?

They don't lie.

Forget it.

- Manga! - Yes?

Explain it to her, bro.

I haven't taken up the responsibility...

- to explain it to the entire neighborhood. - Hello, aunt.

You are talking in English.

I don't know English.

You should go inside.

Open it!

Come down now.

You can talk to her in the morning. She isn't going anywhere.

You guys are great.

You first ask me to climb up and then ask me to get down.

Why are you asking me to get down?

Come on, get down.

You can talk to her in the morning.

She isn't going anywhere.

I want to settle this today itself, bro.

Oh no! We are in deep shit.

Oh damn!

Now, they will settle it.

You are a Punjabi policeman?

Jai Hind, bro!

He is a policeman.

And they have Punjabis as members of their police force.

So, he is a Punjabi policeman.

Shameless brats.

You deserve a whack!

We are already whacked with seven bottles.

You can offer us another bottle.

You are incorrigible.

I have great friends.

- What are you looking for? - It's with you.

Yes?

It doesn't matter where I am.

How many times have I told you not to keep calling me?

She ruined my mood.

Doctor, you are a generous person.

But no one should be loud and rude to their parents.

They are just like God, you fool.

Manga, they must be like God.

But I never felt so.

There is a big wall between my God and me.

A wall of wealth.

Neither can I hear them nor can they hear me.

That's why I need to speak loudly.

- Hello, sir. How are you? - Rajinder?

- All good? - Yes, sir.

Come, my son.

Come here, my boy.

That was great. Well done.

Very good.

I am very happy, son.

You didn't show up.

I am a busy man.

- Forget that, come have a seat. - Sit down.

Get some juice for him.

Look at this.

You need to know about this.

I have booked a seat for you...

at the London Business School.

No excuses.

The classes begin next week.

And leave for London. Come on.

Mom, I want to stay at home. I...

What will you do at home, son?

Your dad and I are going to Mumbai...

for a business trip tomorrow.

I don't want the money.

You should look around the world.

People kill each other for money.

When I was a kid, you sent me to a boarding school.

When I came back from boarding school...

you made me stay in a hostel.

And now when I am back from the hostel...

you are sending me to London. I don't want to go London.

I want to stay home with you.

He talks like those who belong to the middle class.

Staying at home will do you no good, Karan.

I have a few investors in mind.

I want to open a multinational media company.

Get the degree in two years.

Come on, boys. You can leave.

Be careful.

Can I say something?

You are given relatives even before you are born.

Thank God, you can choose your own friends.

We should also thank God brother...

as there are no walls in friendship.

If there was any then I am sure you two...

would get drunk and throw bricks at me.

- You are incorrigible. Let's go. - Get up, doctor. Let's go.

It was venturous night.

You've been through a lot.

Oh my...

Who is she?

She is hot, man.

She is an Indian.

She is an Indian but her attitude isn't.

She looks decent enough.

True.

Idiots, what did I tell you after I spent...

500 pounds on booze yesterday?

Be it an Indian girl or an English chick...

the method remains the same.

Sometimes I feel that you can only charm fast English chicks.

Decent girls like her won't let you anywhere near them.

- Is it so? - It is so.

You doubt the doctor's degree now.

Wait and watch, I'll bring her home.

Hey, you disgusting gamblers, have you lost your mind?

Who makes bets on girls?

Hey, kiddo. Don't get emotional.

Not months or weeks, I'll get her within a few days.

Wanna bet?

Don't look at me.

I won't give you a penny.

Why are you looking at him? He is crazy.

You place a bet.

- Done. - Done.

Done.

Wait and watch.

I stay next door.

I was saying, let me know if you need any help.

I am from Punjab as well.

Of course, you speak Punjabi so you ought to be from Punjab.

And not from Kenya.

I mean, I am from Khanna.

Okay, I am Phagwara.

They have such beautiful goods in Phagwara?

What?

Nothing.

I meant that it's such a small world.

He's Sachin.

He is from Chandigarh.

How is Phagwara connected to Chandigarh?

Well...

- Uncle... - Sachin's uncle is from Phagwara.

So, he is your maternal uncle's son.

Say hi to him.

Damn.

Hello, brother.

Do want to make a bet now?

He made her your sister.

I wonder what he is blabbering out there.

- He got us arrested yesterday. - Hey, you got us arrested.

He got us out.

Let's go. Let him be.

- Come, let's have some tea. - No.

I have to set everything so...

I too want to set this right, dear...

Did you say something?

Well, I was saying that you go ahead and set the stuff.

I'll see you around. We are neighbors after all.

Drop in someday for a cup of tea or something.

See you around.

I wanted to talk to you.

I kept blabbering in a drunkard stupor.

If you want, I can apologize to your mother as well.

Have you lost your mind?

Don't go to her.

You will get yourself insulted even more.

And do you even remember... what you told me last night?

I don't remember much but I...

I told you I love you.

Sachin, you should feel ashamed.

You know how insulted we were on our street?

Everyone has started gossiping.

Or did Pooja come back as soon as you got sober?

Pooja is dead for me.

Don't say her name in front of me.

All this mess happened because of her.

Please forgive me.

I've been fielding since four days. Come on out, already.

She is here.

Are you going somewhere?

With kohl in the eyes...

Oh damn.

That's what I asked.

Are you going somewhere?

I was going there as well.

Why do I feel that you just engineered this coincidence?

Don't feel scared.

Pundit, hurry up!

Look, your friend is stealing the show there.

But what are they talking about?

Shall I drop you somewhere?

No, I don't want to bother you.

I always felt that Indian girls are very scared.

I am not scared.

If I was scared...

I wouldn't have come alone to London from Punjab.

Oh, really?

If you are not scared then let's go.

Look, he took her with him.

He has talent.

I know his talent well.

All the girls are the same.

What do you mean by all the girls?

You are a lover boy, just like me.

I mean all the beautiful girls are the same.

What do you mean by beautiful girls?

Manga, all the girls are the same...

- except for sister-in-law Mandy. - Are you happy now?

Oh, Pundit, I love you.

Let's go. He took her.

Do you have a boyfriend?

You are already on the question which you were...

supposed to ask while dropping me.

Now do you want me to talk to you like...

a new boy in a government college.

Fine, I'll do that.

By the way... what are your hobbies?

That's a good question.

I like music, traveling and trekking.

The same old hobbies?

Music feeds the soul.

Traveling gives exposure to your mind.

And trekking keeps the body fit.

Alcohol can do all these three things.

- Can I say something? - Sure.

I'm single.

I didn't ask. I am volunteering this information.

Keep that in mind.

Fine.

- Can I say something? - Sure.

I don't believe in love marriages and affairs.

I'll get married to the boy chosen by my parents.

I am volunteering this information. Keep it in mind.

I am a little busy, I'll talk to you later.

Busy doing what?

I've been calling you every day. Why aren't you taking my calls?

Do you have time to talk to me?

I was in a meeting.

I am calling you every day, but you aren't taking my calls.

What is wrong with you?

Tell me, what is this about?

Fine. I'll handle it.

I've deposited your college fee.

Let me know if you need more money.

From the conversation that I heard...

I learnt that you are facing some personal problems.

If you wish to share... then I am there.

I don't know what is wrong with my heart...

I don't know why everything... Seems so different...

I don't know what is wrong with my heart...

I don't know why everything... Seems so different...

Whether I am sitting or... Standing, asleep or awake...

I keep dreaming...

Someone keeps appearing before my eyes...

Someone keeps trying to steal my soul away...

Someone keeps appearing before my eyes...

Someone keeps trying to steal my soul away...

You are so far away yet so near...

You are so close yet not close enough...

What I was before, that I no longer can be...

Tears have lost their way... My eyes have gone wayward...

Someone keeps putting... A smile on my face...

Someone keeps appearing... Before my eyes...

Someone keeps trying to steal my soul away...

Someone keeps appearing before my eyes...

Someone keeps trying to steal my soul away...

I'm a little late.

Beautiful girls look more beautiful when they are late.

You are looking good too.

I...

Well, you know me.

There is just one thing that I do well.

Well...

I don't know what has been happening...

to me since the past few days.

I feel hungry and sleepy too.

Everything is going crazy.

I think I am in love...

Karan, stop right there.

This is a very big decision.

I think we should know each other a little better.

Are you saying no then?

No, it is not so.

But I think we should spend some more time together.

Oh, in that way.

It is a very small demand.

I'll shift Manga and Sachin to your house...

and you can move in into my house.

I'll resolve this time spending issue in no time.

What? You got scared?

I am just joking.

Of course.

Fine, even if there is no love there...

is at least a friendship, right?

Only the fortunate ones get to be friends with the doctor.

You never said that you are a doctor.

No, my friends affectionately address me as a doctor.

Well, you are coming over to my place tomorrow, right?

Why?

It's my birthday. I have kept a party there.

Hey, doctor, no matter how well you dress up...

I doubt Sirat will show up.

She has literally been telling me to come over.

I am the one who has been postponing it.

I said I want to take things slow.

You keep 500 pounds ready.

- Your brother is going to win the bet. - Oh, the thin waist rose.

Bland lips and sweet liquor.

Doctor, I don't feel like praising, but you are an artist.

I don't feel like thanking you, but I'll say thanks.

Now wear some clothes and get lost from here.

- Get going. - Hey, hello. You too.

Yes.

She is here already?

No, beautiful girls don't show up so early.

It must be the food that I ordered.

Go and collect the parcel.

Get going already.

You are looking quite handsome, Doctor.

Get me a fan and I will...

Oh no.

You remind me of my grandpa.

Whenever I used to go to my village...

he used to be wearing such kind of clothes.

I like the way people dress up in villages.

So simple and real.

We should stay rooted to our culture, right?

Yes, you are right.

I no longer feel embarrassed.

Don't embarrass me. Go and put some clothes on.

Come in, Sirat.

What?

Pundit, I don't know whether I should be happy...

that she praised me or sad because...

you are about to lose 500 pounds.

We...

You are celebrating your birthday again?

Didn't we celebrate his birthday just last week?

- What? - Cancel the plans, Pundit.

We'll have our brother's birthday cake...

and get sloshed instead.

I think he lied to Sirat about his birthday.

Manga, you were totally sloshed that day. It wasn't my birthday.

- It was Sachin's birthday. You forgot? - Oh yes.

I just remembered.

You had to beg her to come here, didn't you?

Come on, let's go inside.

Let's go, Pundit.

We deserve at least one glass of sweet liquor...

to celebrate our brother's birthday.

Sweet liquor?

You go ahead, we are right behind you.

One glass and then you leave.

Otherwise, I'll thrash you.

It's bitter.

Let me have a little.

Let's go. I am getting late for work.

You go on, you are getting late for work.

Let's go, we are both getting late for work.

Oh, yes.

We are getting late for work.

Let's go.

Wonderful.

- Bye, bro. - Okay, bye.

Bye, bro.

You want some more?

By the way, you didn't invite anyone else for your birthday?

No, I had. But no one showed up.

Everyone is so busy here.

Take my friends for example, they too are busy.

That's true. No one in London has time to spare.

Can I say something, Sirat?

If you hadn't come...

I'd have celebrated my birthday alone, like always.

I feel so lonely.

I want someone I can call my own.

Someone I can talk to.

Someone I can stay with.

But... what about your friends?

They are busy with their own lives.

With their work.

With their girlfriends.

I am all alone.

What happened?

What are you waiting for?

Well, I'm waiting for them to leave...

so that we can go upstairs.

Look Sirat, you like me and I like you.

You have come to my house.

Karan, you are drunk.

Let go of my hand.

Karan, let go of my hand.

Sirat, wait.

Please let me go!

- Leave her. - Karan!

You slapped me!

- Stop it, Karan. - Let me go.

Let her go, man.

She'll file a complaint against you.

I didn't expect this from you.

Doctor, you shouldn't have deceived her.

You seemed to be quite bothered with it! Is she related to you?

What's wrong is wrong. Karan!

Sachin, let him now, I can bury right and wrong right here.

Then Sirat was right in doing what she did.

How dare you stay in my house and insult me!

Pack your bags and get out of here!

Karan, let's talk about this in the morning.

We will talk about this right now.

Karan, let's talk about this in the morning.

I said we will end this right now. Get lost!

Manga won't go anywhere. He will stay here.

It's my house. I pay its rent.

I will have the final say here.

If you have a problem with that then you too can get lost.

I said get lost!

Hey, Sachin...

I Will have the final word here...

If you have a problem with that... then you can get lost as well...

-Karan...-I said get lost!

She told me...

I'll be your worst enemy if you ever try to stop me again.

I told her, "you are a black witch...

and no one can be worse than you in anyway."

I have a good one too. Listen to this.

It was Mithu's first visit to England.

He got into a bus to travel.

He saw that it was very crowded.

So, he jumped down immediately.

- He said, "Oh, damn." - The others asked him, "What's wrong?"

He said, "There is no driver in this bus."

Hello, your sense of humor isn't so weak...

that you'd laugh at their jokes.

What's wrong?

Nothing, bro.

You turned me into a stranger... In no time...

Shattered like glass... Our friendship is so fine...

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

This is my cousin's address.

These are the house keys. He has gone to India for ten days.

You can stay there, okay?

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

They didn't look back... Oh, Lord have mercy...

My eyes were open... But there were no tears...

My heart was broken... And I sighed...

My dear ones left me alone...

Oh, Lord have mercy...

Jasmeet, you know it is great fun to get married in India.

Oh, yes. Which city did you visit?

It's not a city, it's a village.

I want to go to Punjab.

I suggest you befriend a Punjabi boy.

He'll change you and your point of view completely.

- Is she Manga's Mandy? - Okay, let's go.

- You know what happened the other day? - What happened?

He told me that he doesn't even know me.

Manga, this is the bookstore.

Let me call him up again. He might be fooling us again.

Yes.

Forgive me, brother. I made a mistake.

Why did you get upset and leave?

A Jat, who has had a few drinks...

and to top it all, he gets slapped by a girl.

So, he is bound to get angry.

You would have learnt a lesson if the Jat had taken offense.

You should have let the Jat take offense, why did you stop him?

I am talking about myself.

Then who is a Brahmin?

Damn.

Mandy's in there.

In this store.

She will come out from here.

Doctor, remember one thing, this time if you lie...

then we won't ever talk again.

I have been following her since the past three hours.

Why? Just because of you.

If you don't believe me then let it be.

I'll get going.

Doctor, wait.

I've been waiting for this moment since the past one year.

I am scared.

I need my friends today.

Manga, isn't she the one?

I don't understand who let him in.

Call the police and get him arrested.

Mandy, you have started hiding things your father now?

Mandy didn't hide anything.

She respects you a lot.

And I know she won't take a single step against you.

Mandy, do you like him?

What are you saying?

I have inquired about him.

He has a mud house and around three acres of land.

He won't be able to keep our Mandy happy.

Mandy is just a kid.

She doesn't know what's right or wrong for her.

Can't you see his status?

Rashpal, I can see everything.

Mandy, I am asking you for one last time.

Do you want to say something?

I am proud of you.

I feel in love with a girl who respects her parents a lot.

I have put everything I have at stake...

and followed you to England.

I have nothing else to lose expect for you.

If you say no today, then perhaps...

we'll never have anything to say.

Mandy, whatever you feel about me, say it unhesitatingly.

I think I have hurt your feelings.

Please forgive me.

I'll get going.

I think this ends here.

Manga, you will get married to him.

Here you go, Manga. I've booked your ticket for next week.

You'll see how they dance. You'll see how they'll dance with joy.

- Is it done? - Yes, here.

You should start preparing, bro.

Now both of you get this straight.

You have to attend my wedding without fail.

- It's the eight month in Katak. - English, please.

Right between autumn and winter...

when you start taking out light blankets.

The animals...

Let it be, bro.

Make us talk to someone educated once you reach village.

We will ask them what date it will fall on.

The Jat will reach 15 days prior to your wedding.

So, you won't be coming... The Jat's coming.

Come on, man.

Pundit, show some courage and convince sister-in-law Celina.

We will get married together.

- It will bring the cost down to half. - Any other orders, sir?

That's called friendship.

He's a cook.

He can cook meat, sweets, vegetables and salad too...

Doctor, mend things with sister-in-law Sirat.

There should be an imported couple at my wedding.

Don't you think?

Hey, Doctor...

Doctor, please forgive me.

I spoke out of turn.

But don't you miss Sirat even a little?

Fine, you can lie to us, but never lie to yourself.

This world is round, doctor.

You'll end up standing where you started running from.

You have a long life ahead of you...

you won't be able to survive it without love.

Hey, doctor...

You should mend things with Sirat, if you can.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure.

Karan, let go of my hand or else I will call the police.

Sirat, just give me two minutes to say what I want to.

It is very difficult to live with this guilt.

There are very few people in my life.

And only a handful of them of them are close to my heart.

I don't want to lose them.

I hurt you the other day, I made you cry...

Karan, you must have had many girlfriends in your life.

But you were the only boy in my life.

For once, I felt that you are the one.

But you...

Sirat, give me a chance.

I have changed.

When the thread of love breaks...

you cannot join it without putting on knot in it.

And we have that knot in our love now.

Trust me, please.

You are too late, Karan.

I am getting married next week.

Oh, Lord...

Oh, Lord...

Oh, Lord...

Couldn't you keep my life simple?

Couldn't you keep my life simple?

Everything is so complicated...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

There is no love... There is no peace...

In my veins flows black blood...

My heart stays broken...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Oh Lord...

Oh Lord...

Oh Lord...

Empty...

Empty is what my life feels like...

I have sight, but I live a blind man's... life...

Empty is what my life feels like...

I have sight, but I live a blind man's... life...

I ended up being...

a girl's sandals...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

My dear ones no longer need me...

Beautiful dreams have always eluded me...

My dear ones no longer need me...

Beautiful dreams have always eluded me...

Beautiful dreams...

I lost the one I loved...

No one here could ever understand me...

I Always felt shattered and weak...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was my turn... You fell asleep...

Doctor, I have no doubts about your skills.

But I swear, I don't want to cause any trouble here.

Karan, tell us what are we doing here?

This office belongs to Yaad Bajwa.

I am here to talk to him.

The same guy Sirat is about to marry?

Yes.

Pundit, give me your phone.

Let me make a final call to my family.

He is a very dangerous man.

Let's go back. I am very scared.

What are you saying, Sachin?

I have killed the old Karanveer...

and taken this path with great difficulty.

I cannot let my love die.

Fine.

You can't let your love die...

but you don't mind if your friends die?

What are you two saying?

Did I never stand by your side?

Sachin, I went to jail because of you.

Manga, I found Mandy for you.

I told you where she lives.

Doctor, you have gone to good schools and colleges.

But to ask a father for his daughter's hand...

and to ask a fiancé for his fiancée's hand...

are two very different things.

I think you will get us thrashed.

Fine, if you want to stay friends then sit down...

if you don't then you can wait outside.

You will at least enjoy the drama that unfolds here.

Sit down, Manga.

Sit.

Fine, bro.

It's not like I'll be getting beaten up for the first time.

Yes?

How's the wedding preparation going on?

All is well?

If you need anything, call my manager, okay?

I love Sirat.

What is your name?

I'm Karanveer.

I love Sirat a lot.

I want to marry her.

And yes, Sirat too loves me.

Yes, have some water.

Get it.

I think he's a decent guy.

Brother, why don't you call for sweet tea too?

Manga...

Hey...

I have come here to talk to him.

- Karanveer... - Manga...

So, have I managed to exorcise love?

If they are tired, call for back up.

I really love Sirat.

I will get married to her.

Listen...

I am letting you go today.

If I ever see you anywhere near this place...

then I'll shoot you.

Throw him out.

Come on, man.

You should leave for your own good.

I know you can kill me if you want to.

You do whatever you want to.

I won't leave until I tell her how I feel.

I have spent all my life in hostels.

By the time I manage form a friendship...

my roommate would leave.

I neither felt happy when someone showed up...

nor did I feel sad when anyone left.

But after you left...

I realized what void a person leaves behind.

Sirat, no one ever taught me how to gain anything with love.

That's why I learnt to win or snatch things.

That's why I could never understand...

that you don't need to win something...

that you can gain with love.

It's not that I'd die if you aren't in my life.

But the truth is that...

it'll be very difficult to live without you.

It was very easy to make you fall in love...

but now it is very hard to me to fall out of this true love.

You will manage to meet many more boys like Karan.

But Karan won't get someone like you even in his next life.

Sirat... my love for you is true.

Will you marry me?

Are you done?

Now, I will give you her reply.

Shall we?

Now stand there at a distance...

and see yourself lose.

My heart stays broken...

Lord, I think when it was... My turn, You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was... My turn, You fell asleep...

Oh, Lord...

Oh, Lord...

I ended up...

being a girl's sandal...

Lord, I think when it was... My turn, You fell asleep...

Lord, I think when it was... My turn, You fell asleep...

You are here?

Then who's over there?

She is my sister, Keerat.

You are trying to play with me.

Are you not trying to play with me?

But I apologized.

Apology doesn't mend broken hearts.

Brother-in-law and I pretended to get married.

I hoped that you'd move on...

after you get to know that I'm getting married.

And then never follow me.

You are talking about following you...

if my friends would have supported me...

then I would have eloped with your sister.

You don't elope with girls, you convince them to marry you.

Mr. Bajwa...

Our pain went down the drain.

You are bound to feel the heat where there is true love.

Feel the heat? I think you wanted to burn us.

Sirat, even after getting thrashed...

he came here with such a lot of risk.

Say "yes", sister-in-law.

The guests are waiting for dinner.

Pundit, I cannot see you in this pitiful state.

Don't worry, you will soon find your next true love.

Honestly speaking, even juice tastes like wine today.

Look over here.

I don't need to share my juice with anyone.

It's not like that girl is very beautiful.

She always has a rod stuck in her neck and she walks like this.

What did you say?

You always have... I mean you have a rod stuck in your neck.

You walk like this.

Don't talk nonsense. I am your senior.

Get this straight.

If you want to fight with me then talk in English.

Why don't I just make English compulsory for you!

What does she think of herself?

- Sachin, you are very rude. - Well... you know...

They should continue with the fight.

They are madly in love each other.

You are right.

- What? - What?

- I'll slap you. - I dare you to.