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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,159 Come on! 2 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,959 Go! Go! 3 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,159 Liberate all tortured and prisoned animals. 4 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:55,679 Look at you poor little babies! What have those nasty mendone to you? 5 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,559 Be free, little ones! 6 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,479 Nothing's gonna hurt you now. 7 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,319 How could they? Poor thing! 8 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:08,639 These horrible, beastly people! Run free, my feline sister! 9 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,759 Stop! 10 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,439 Karma, no! 11 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,999 I don't need to tell you how successful that was. 12 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,399 - We have to bury them! - Don't blame yourself, Sonia. 13 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,839 It's the fault of this whole rotten, animal hating society. 14 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:33,399 I'm sorry about your loss, we just don't have time to bury them now. 15 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,359 No, we must bury them! 16 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,999 O nobly born, in your journey through the formless void, - 17 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,559 - remember the unity of all living things. 18 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,879 We really should be going now, Sonia. 19 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,159 Sonia, come on! 20 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:09,159 The night watchman was found with first degree burns and head injuries. 21 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:14,279 This is not the first time militant animal-rights activists... 22 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:19,839 We interviewed an anonymous representative of TWAATS, - 23 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:23,199 - True Warriors Against Animal Torture and Subjugation. 24 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,519 There's a lot of fucking nutters out there! 25 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:30,039 Not only are we gonna step up our attacks, we're gonna hit harder! 26 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,679 No one responsible for the torture of animals should feel safe. 27 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:40,559 Furriers! vivisectionists! They are enemies of the animal kingdom. 28 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,559 Even everyday meat-eaters should beware! 29 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,159 Actually, talking about fucking nutters... 30 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:55,799 - You know... Ivan? - Ooh, he is a fucking nutter. 31 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,999 I owe him 4000 big ones. He helped me shift some motors. 32 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,479 And I managed to blow all the money before I got round to paying him. 33 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:11,199 - So you've gotta cough up the cash. - That's kind of the thing... 34 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,039 I couldn't tell him I'd been screwing around with his cash. 35 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,639 So I said I'd been busted by the cops. 36 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,519 He wanted to know how it happened, - 37 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,719 -and it just sort of slipped out. 38 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,679 - What? - That you'd grassed me up. 39 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,439 - Me?! - So now he's after your ass too. 40 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,679 Open the door, will ya? It's me, Flea! 41 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,639 - No way, man! - Hello, hello, hello. 42 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,719 - Look, boys, it's Roy fucking Arnie! - It's fucking Roy Arnie! 43 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,919 Long time no see. What brings you back to the old country? 44 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,639 - Wouldn't you bastards like to know? - You still in the circus game? 45 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,679 Aren't you getting a little old to be messin' around with circuses? 46 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:03,119 - Listen... - You know... 47 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,559 The circus is like a drug. Once it gets in your blood, you're hooked. 48 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:11,399 You obiously never felt that way, or you'd know what I'm talking about. 49 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:15,799 - How about you ladies? What's up? 50 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,879 - You know. Same old shit. - Nice shit, too. 51 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:24,439 You need a car stereo? I can fix all the latest models, mint. 52 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,999 - So what brings you back here? - Yeah, what's going on? 53 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,839 - Hey, Gaz, Odd... - Listen to this. 54 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:40,639 Boys, I got an offer for you. The big time, the big top, the circus! 55 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,439 - I'm hereby offering you a job. - This is exactly what he said to me! 56 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:49,319 - What are you talking about, a job? - A job at the circus? 57 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:58,159 It's this great circus from Russia. 58 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:04,279 Sex, drugs and sawdust. There are actually circus groupies! 59 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,599 - Circus groupies? - You ain't said nuffin about money. 60 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,719 - 3000 big ones for three weeks. That's what swung it for me. 61 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,959 The big ones. 62 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,199 If you're so loaded, you could probably stretch to 4000. 63 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:24,079 4000? Come on now! That... that's a little steep, isn't it? 64 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,319 You'll just have to do it without me, then. 65 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:31,239 I can't do it without you. 66 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:37,079 - Come on now, for old times' sake. - Ok, Ok. But only for 4000. 67 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,799 Alright then, but only because it's you, Odd. 68 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:50,079 - This just gets better and better! - Flea, we've already made our deal. 69 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:55,919 - You know we agreed on 3000. - Odd's gonna get more than me. 70 00:07:55,920 --> 00:08:00,879 3000 for three weeks work. Where else you gonna get a deal like that? 71 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,639 Odd's just a little more on the ball than you. 72 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,439 Them's the breaks, buddy. 73 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:14,879 - What about our deal, Arnie? - We don't have a deal, Gaz. 74 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:19,359 - Four grand is cool with me. - Sorry, Gaz. Can't do it, bro. 75 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,919 What? But Odd... 76 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,759 If Odd gets 4000 and Flea gets 3000, - 77 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,559 I can't possibly afford another 4000 for you. 78 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:34,599 - I've got 2500. --I'm getting less than Flea! 79 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,039 - Them's the breaks, buddy. - Sorry about that, Gaz. 80 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,279 3000's just fine for me. 81 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,879 Stop the fuckin' car! 82 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,519 If I don't get my 4000, you'll have to do it without me! 83 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,079 Really? Well that's a pity. 84 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,639 I'll just have to get by with Odd and Flea. 85 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:58,599 Shit, there's Ivan! Can we please get out of here before he sees us? 86 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,759 What's it gonna be, Gaz? 87 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:07,079 - 3000. That's my final offer! - Sorry. No can do. 88 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,879 Alright, buggerit! 2500! 89 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,239 NORWAY Land of the midnightsun 90 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,319 You gonna be finished soon? I think someone's coming. 91 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,919 Aren't you going to have an orgasm? 92 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,039 Of course, otherwise it's oppression. 93 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,399 Of course. But your orgasm isn't my problem, right? 94 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,279 - Actually, it is. - No, it isn't. 95 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,199 - Yes, it is! - No, it isn't. 96 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,959 - Yes... it... is! 97 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,639 What's goin' on here? 98 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:05,839 I thought you guys were straight edge. 99 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,799 Bettina and I... 100 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,519 We were together eight months before we even kissed! 101 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,559 - What's wrong with having sex? - It's casual sex, Erik. 102 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,959 But it wasn't casual. We've been shagging for months! 103 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,879 Alright, what am I allowed to do? 104 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,639 If you ask me, I think everyone should be celibate. 105 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:32,519 - It's human beings that... - Celibate? Forget it! 106 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,359 That eat animals, and use their skins for fashion. 107 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,559 And exploit them for labour, and exhibit them in cages. 108 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,159 What has casual sex got to do with animal rights? 109 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,999 It's about oppression, you idiot! 110 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:50,799 Therefore, in the interest of animalkind, should stop reproducing... 111 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,879 We've talked about this, Sonia. That's suicide. 112 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:58,159 We should be willing to give up our lives for animal liberation! 113 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,879 I joined this group 'cos I was promised some action. 114 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:05,399 What do you call our last operation? Wasn't that action enough? 115 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,839 - The machismo is sooo tedious! - We have to start with ourselves! 116 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:14,919 You want some action? I'll give you action, and plenty of it! 117 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,759 The circus is coming to town! 118 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:22,199 Some dodgy circus from Russia. If the stables are anything to go by, - 119 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,239 we're looking at serious offenders. 120 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:29,399 There, there, Sonia, don't cry again. We'll take care of it. 121 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,079 We'll set the big top on fire, - 122 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,439 - blow those bastards sky high! - We'll put a stop to their cruelty! 123 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:42,559 And this is just the first battle in a crusade to a totally circus-free world! 124 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,199 Operation Circus-cision starts now! 125 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,919 No, it's not the hot dog, donut and Coke that's on offer. 126 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,119 It's the hot dog and Coke or the donut and Coke! 127 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:19,599 - That's what it says on the poster! - No, it's not. 128 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:25,959 Special Offer."Free Coke and donut with every hot dog"! 129 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,839 - Don't cause any trouble. - Free Coke or... 130 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,759 Don't throw the hot dogs, Hudmespecs! 131 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,839 - You'll have to pay for that, you stupid, fat bastard! -Hud ma specs! 132 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,559 No, don't! 133 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,079 - I don't want to jail. - I'm maimed for life! 134 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:52,839 Are ye no' looking forward to going moose hunting? 135 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:58,319 I'm gonna be that pissed off if I don't bag a moose this year! 136 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:03,959 It ain't that simple. 137 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:08,879 - We've got to work for it. - I've got my granddaddy's hunting rifle. 138 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:12,319 This here rifle's shot big game out in Africa. 139 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,679 I'm gonna shoot me a moose. And you can bet your spotty, wee arse... 140 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,959 I'm gonna shoot it with my granddaddy's rifle! 141 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,188 Maybe you should cut down on the booze? 142 00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:25,439 I ain't been getting mooses 'cos I like a wee dram? 143 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,759 No, of course not. 144 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,319 We ain't getting mooses 'cos of all them amateurs up in the mountains! 145 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,399 Fartin' around, scarin' off the game. 146 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,639 It never used to be like that. Bloody foreigners got no business being up there! 147 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,639 Look, Hudmaspecs! Motorbikes! 148 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:52,279 - It looked like they were from Lapland. -Lapps on bikes, Hudmaspecs! 149 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,799 Lapps on motorbikes! 150 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,319 Well, let's keep moving, shall we? The moose won't wait. 151 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,479 It was sick! 152 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,879 Worst bloody porn film I've ever seen. Everyone was over 50. 153 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:17,319 Varicose veins, liver spots, beer guts, big saggy arses, bingo wings... 154 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,959 Like a fuckin' O.A.P. orgy! 155 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,559 That's my home. 156 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,439 Let's take a look at the stables. That'll be your main job. 157 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,239 You're gonna be meeting Circus Stromowsky's greatest attraction. 158 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,159 - This place stinks, mate! 159 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,079 OK! Heeeeere's Jimmy! 160 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,159 It's an elephant! Fuck! Whoa! That's so cool! 161 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:08,439 Is he alright? He looks kinda sick. Kinda... wasted. 162 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,079 - He hasn't had his morning fix yet. - You what? 163 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,839 We have to drug the animals, otherwise they get out of control. 164 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,999 That's not something you want. Imagine an elephant going bananas. 165 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,079 People getting trampled, kids getting squished to death. 166 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,799 - Y'know, it's not cool. - Crunchy little bones not cool, mate. 167 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,839 So he's had his fair share of smack over the years. 168 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,319 - He's hooked now, obviously. - He's really hooked? 169 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,519 - Stands to reason, dunnit? Needs a full plastic bag like every week. 170 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:48,159 - A whole fuckin' bag full of junk! - I got a whole boatload in Russia. 171 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,268 Wouldn't be too good if you ran out, huh? He 172 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,399 gets freaked if he don't get his daily dose. 173 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,679 But you know what's really weird? He can't stand cops! 174 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,799 He knows they're pigs, see? He gets all paranoid. 175 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,079 I think it's gotta do with him being a junkie. 176 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,279 You just naturally get paranoid, know what I'm sayin'? 177 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:15,919 What you gotta do is shovel out the shit and feed the animals. 178 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,119 - I ain't shovelling shit! - OK, then the pair of you do it. 179 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:24,319 - Why should I do it? - You don't get paid for your looks. 180 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:28,599 - Then I want as much as Odd! - I'm regretting getting you in on this. 181 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,919 - But I get the worst money! - I get the worst money! 182 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:37,759 - Flea and Odd, you take care of feeding. -It's only fucking fair. 183 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,599 - So, who's gonna shovel the shit? - Guess it'll have to be you. 184 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,719 - This is fuckin' marvellous! 185 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:50,719 The one who gets the shit money has to shovel the shit! 186 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:56,559 Gaz, I've got an special job for you. I need you to take good care of Jimmy. 187 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,599 - How come Gaz gets to do that? 188 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,959 - Why is that so fucking cool? 189 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:10,559 Make sure Jimmy gets the right medication at the right time. 190 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:16,639 The smack is in the Come'N'Shop bag, the speed is in the Shop'N'Come bag. 191 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,239 He only gets that when he's going in the ring. 192 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,399 If he gets the uppers when he wants the downers, he goes apeshit. 193 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,879 Memory lock this, Gaz: Smack in the Come'N'Shop bag, - 194 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:33,519 - speed in the Shop'N'Come bag. - Smack is in the Come'N'Shop bag... 195 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:37,239 And this is Jimmy's stuff, right? That goes for them too? 196 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,719 He gets it at regular times: Early in the morning and late at night. 197 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:45,799 Downs in the Shop'N'Come bag, ups in the Come'N'Shop bag... 198 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:51,239 - Hey, Jimmy? 199 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,519 Where is it, Jimmy? Come on now, where is it? 200 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,519 Can't you find it? Where's the dope, Jimmy? 201 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,759 - What did I do with the dope? - Come on! 202 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,839 I tease him a little bit, you know. But you don't wanna go too far. 203 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,119 'Cos that'll get him riled up, don't it, Jimmy? 204 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:18,279 A smack in the head with his trunk isn't something you forget in a hurry. 205 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:23,639 So that's the stables. This area will be your main responsibility. 206 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,919 Gaz, you'll be taking care of Jimmy. And then you shovel out the shit. 207 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,759 Lets dropp in on the big cow. 208 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,759 Wait, what the fuck? I'm cleaning out the shit?! 209 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,079 Fear not, elephriend, they'll pay for this! 210 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,799 Jesus Christ! I can honestly say I've never seen anything like it. 211 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:54,239 The stables are disgusting! The state of the animals... appalling! 212 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,839 And the elephant's a... substance abuser! 213 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,759 Let's blow this whole freak show back to Russia! 214 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:08,039 - Animal liberators, straight edgers... -He's a drug addict! 215 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,959 We... this is big! 216 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,519 Our struggle has become greater and more significant than ever, - 217 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,679 - but it is now crowned with a symbol! -A symbol? 218 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,239 An elephant! Drugged up, kept down and exploited in the ring! 219 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:28,759 Living in degradation, wallowing in his own muck and addicted to drugs! 220 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:35,199 - Jimmy, the Junkie Elephant! - He's addicted?! 221 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,159 If there's a rehab for elephants, can we take him? 222 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,079 Yes! We are going to free him from the brutality of the circus! 223 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,879 We are going to rescue him from the hell of substance abuse! 224 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:53,399 We, the TWAATS, shall crush the circus menace once and for all! 225 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,639 - Not just here, but across the world! - We're still gonna blow it up, right? 226 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,039 Roy Arnie! 227 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:12,559 Roy Arnie, these are your friends. Good strong boys. 228 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,719 - And these we can trust? - The stable will be as safe as... 229 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:21,759 This is cause for great celebration! No intruders will stick their noses there. 230 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,319 Vodka, my friends. Real Russian Stolichnaya vodka! 231 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,679 - This circus bloke's alright, Arnie. - Yeah, I could get used to this. 232 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,279 Fill 'er up, Odd. Right to the top. 233 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,239 - Anyone for a little pick-me-up? - Yeah, let's skin up, man! 234 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,879 - What about them groupies, Arnie? - Yeah, I'd really like to meet them. 235 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,159 You sure you wanna meet them? 236 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,336 Roy Arnie... 237 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,879 Wake up, Roy Arnie! 238 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,679 You have to wake up! Schnell! 239 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,279 - Get off, will ya? - We've overslept! 240 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,119 - We open in an hour! - Oh, shit! 241 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:58,119 - Them black bombers were mental! - What about that Russian vodka? 242 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,679 - There is already a queue! - What are we supposed to do now? 243 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,799 Christ on a bike, it's showtime! 244 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,319 Showtime? 245 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,439 Roll up, roll up! 246 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,641 Roll up, roll up! Come on, folks, don't be shy! 247 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,279 Russia's very best circus! Step right up. 248 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,759 Buy your tickets right here. 249 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,439 Tickets! Get your tickets right here! 250 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,519 - Five tickets please! - No problem. Five tickets. 251 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,199 It's suitable for kids. 252 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,079 Give me three tickets! Three tickets coming up. 253 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:46,119 - Is it my sales technique, or what? - Where exactly is this circus from? 254 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,359 Lady and gentleman, boys and girl! 255 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,239 Madame Svetlana and her horses! 256 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:12,159 - Thought there was like fit birds... - I don't know who I fancy more, her or... 257 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,199 Poor thing... 258 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,039 Ok, let's see... 259 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,279 Ladies gentlemen, boys and girl! 260 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:47,879 The legendary, incomparable, world-famous wizard of balance! 261 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:53,959 From Belarus I give you: Baluostrado! 262 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,119 - Wizard of balance, my ass! - That must've really hurt. 263 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,999 Baloustrado demonstrate just how difficult these tricks really are. 264 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,319 - Lady and gentlemen, Baloustrado! - Do me a favour... 265 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,759 The great Baloustrado! 266 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,119 Baloustrado will perform his most daring and absolutely... 267 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,319 - Somebody stop him! - I can't watch this anymore. 268 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,279 It is of the utmost importance - 269 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,999 - that I have the greatest... possible... silence! 270 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,719 Is this supposed to be entertainment? 271 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,119 - Bloody sadism, if you ask me. - Just plain nasty. 272 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,039 Hilarious clowns, all the way from the Ukraine. 273 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,959 Lady and gentlemen, I give you Flip, Flap and Flop! 274 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,799 - These clowns are rubbish. - They were supposed to be funny. 275 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:31,719 - My sides are really aching. - Hardly the greatest show on Earth. 276 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:36,599 What do you know? When I was a nipper, the circus was- 277 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,679 -my favourite place in the world. 278 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,479 There was a guy asking a lot of questions when I was selling tickets. 279 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,959 - What kind of questions? - Complicated ones. 280 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,759 - Did foreigners work here... - Undercover cops! 281 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,079 That's exactly what he looked like, a fuckin' nark! 282 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,159 I told him Roy Arnie Mohann makes sure everything's kosher around here. 283 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,679 You said that? No! I've got a record, you stupid prick! 284 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:08,039 I think he's ready. I got him all sorted out. Hope I got it right. 285 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,799 I hope so too. 286 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,639 My fucking wages depend on his going right. He better behave himself. 287 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:23,439 - If he does screw up... - ...the Indian elephant! 288 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,399 That's it, Jimmy. Good boy! 289 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:36,799 That's fine, Jimmy. That's fine! 290 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,119 That's it, Jimmy! 291 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,679 Jimmy, ladies and gentlemen! 292 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,719 Jimmy! 293 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,599 Now you pissed me off! 294 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,119 Jimmy! 295 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,359 Those poor animals are being delivered into the hands - 296 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,079 - of the worst abusers of all: veterinarians! 297 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,159 Shit, that was a close one. We could've all ended up in the can. 298 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,319 It wasn't my fucking fault! 299 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,879 You gave Jimmy too much speed. Got him paranoid. 300 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,399 It was my first day on the job! 301 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,799 - Flea, you grassed me up, you bastard. - How was I supposed to know... 302 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,959 Shut your fat fucking face! 303 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,079 I can't believe I hired you buttholes! 304 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,639 And now we've got an emergency. Stromowsky's takin' the flak. 305 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,399 - What about my tour? - There ain't gonna be no tour. 306 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,159 They confiscated the animals and chucked them Russkies out. 307 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:44,559 The tour was hardly gonna set the world on fire, with that circus. 308 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,799 Beer! Come on! Fuck! They've got beer! 309 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:54,159 I just found some gear in my pocket. Filth didn't bother to search us. 310 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,319 Well, that's that. Let's get pissed up, and have a puff! 311 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,039 - Poor Jimmy. - It's no picnic being an addict. 312 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,759 Hell no. Put yourself in Jimmy's shoes right now. 313 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:18,199 You're standing there, no familiar faces. No Roy Arnie- 314 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,959 - with a Shop'N'Come bag... Weren't the downers in the Come'N'Shop? 315 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,759 I meant Come'N'Shop... And you're just in a sort of limbo. 316 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,279 - You feel the cramps starting. - You can't sleep. 317 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,079 You puke and you crap. 318 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:40,039 - You're all alone. Time passes. - But it passes so fuckin' slowly. 319 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,759 And after a while you get it: 320 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,799 No one's gonna come around, stroke your trunk and give you shit. 321 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:53,759 - You got me all teary-eyed. - Think about it! 322 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,039 I feel so bad. Could you guys help me out, for my... for Jimmy's sake? 323 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,519 - Is it really as bad as all that? - They'll take good care of him. 324 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,199 Don't you understand? He'll be sick now. 325 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,079 Sick as a dog! 326 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,399 But it's not our problem, is it? Tell the cops. 327 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,559 Sure. Right, Flea! 328 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,519 You guys ever participated in a good deed? 329 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,079 We must follow them and discover where the stolen goods are hidden. 330 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:33,279 - What's really goin' on here? - You scratch my back... 331 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,599 What's the fuckin' deal with Jimmy? I've grown very attached to him. 332 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,479 This reminds me of a guy I know. Crazy about animals. 333 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,039 He used to buy dogs abroad and bring 'em back over. 334 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,759 Thing is, he wasn't an animal lover, he was a dope smuggler. 335 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,999 He'd open up the dogs and stick bags of gear inside. 336 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,719 - Smart. - very smart. 337 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,399 Why don't you start from the begining, Roy Arnie? 338 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,919 The thing is that Jimmy... He's worth about... a million. 339 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,159 - And I'm only getting 3000? - Look, I'll give you ten per cent. 340 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,759 Buying beers now, are you, animal abusers? 341 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,319 Tonight's the night! We're gonna break in and liberate Jimmy! 342 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,759 And then we're gonna... gonna... What were we gonna do with him? 343 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,759 Jimmy is the ultimate symbol of the animal liberation movement! 344 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,519 Jimmy the elephant is gonna be bigger than... bigger than... 345 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,239 The World Wildlife Fund panda! 346 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,799 That's not difficult. Pandas aren't that fucking big. 347 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,679 I'm talking figuratively, Erik. And don't swear so much. 348 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,399 Sorry. Is swearing not considered straight edge either? 349 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,799 - No, it's got to do with... - What am I allowed to do? 350 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,879 That devious fucker cut open Jimmy and sewed seven K's of into his backside. 351 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,439 Seven bloody K's of heroin which he ripped off the Russian mafia. 352 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,999 - I didn't rip it off. I found it! - Right. 353 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,679 In the boot of a wrecked car on smuggler's trail. 354 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,039 You must've known it was mafia property, you toilet! 355 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,959 Of course they'd want it back. I didn't think they'd trace circus. 356 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,519 - There's something I want to know. - Good thing I got it stashed. 357 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,439 Lucky you managed to shake off them Russian gangsters. 358 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,359 Plumbing the depths of my honesty bag, that's not entirely true... 359 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,599 When we got to the border, we got searched by Russian customs. 360 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,319 Since the dogs didn't find nothing, I assumed they thought we were clean. 361 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,639 But you know who comes after us then? 362 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,799 The fuckin' Lappish mafia- 363 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,959 -get in on the act as well. 364 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,439 - Lapland has a mafia? - Real hard bastards. 365 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,319 Close connections with the Russkies, drugs, prostitution... 366 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,879 We've got the Lappish mafia after us? - Let's say you were a little mouse. 367 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,759 I'm a mouse? 368 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:21,239 A mouse that found cheese. Then a cat comes after you, - 369 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,839 - then a dog. Well I'm that mouse, - 370 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,879 - and Jimmy is the cheese and the key to my dream: 371 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,479 The Roy Arnie Circus! 372 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,439 OK, but how are we gonna get the dope out of Jimmy? 373 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:39,599 Unfortunately, Gaz, there's only one way. 374 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,239 You're not! Are you gonna... kill Jimmy? 375 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,599 Before you get weepy: There's a million worth of heroin in elephant's ass! 376 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,839 I never thought I'd hear somebody say that. 377 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,919 - Where the fuck is Flea? - Relax, - 378 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,239 - we've got to get a car big enough to hold an elephant. 379 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:06,399 If there's one thing Flea's good at, it's nicking cars. 380 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,759 Piece of piss, mate! 381 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,919 Jimmy? 382 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,399 Jimmy... 383 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,559 There you are, Jimmy. Cool! 384 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,119 Hey, I found him! 385 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,399 Hey, Jimmy, I'm your friend. 386 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,559 I'm on your side, Jimmy. I've come to help you. 387 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,799 Good boy, good boy... We're gonna be friends, you and me. 388 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,999 OK, you wanna be friends too, huh? 389 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,839 But, what the...? 390 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:03,839 - He's getting away! After him, Erik! - Why me? Where the fuck is Marius? 391 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,399 Fuckin' easy once I'd found it, parked sorta funny in a field. 392 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,639 You got the Come'N'Shop and Shop'N'Come bags? 393 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,719 - How get the stuff out of them dogs? - Killed them! 394 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,999 - That's what Roy Arnie's gonna do. - Fuck off! Is he? 395 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,079 Yeah, man. He said so. 396 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,719 - How kill something that big? - Can't whack it with a lead pipe. 397 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,879 It's not like you're killing something small, like a cat. 398 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,639 Me and a mate used to put an ad in the papers: 399 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,159 "Need any unwanted pets taken care of?" 400 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,279 Stick 'em in a sack and whack 'em with an iron bar. 401 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,639 How you gonna do it? Push Jimmy off a cliff or something? 402 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,839 - That's not a bad idea. - Kittens were easy. Meow! 403 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:09,479 - Like you gave a shit, Arnie. - Talk about crocodile tears. 404 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,799 Yeah, how low can you go? Have you guys ever done a good deed? 405 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,399 Help someone murder an elephant, that's a real good deed! 406 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,559 If that's a good deed, I'm glad I got thrown out of the scouts. 407 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,039 Shut up, you're all in this as much as I am. 408 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,079 - It's cold. - Yeah, I'm freezing my ass off. 409 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,119 Everything's working. Look, heating's on full blast. 410 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,479 - My nips are pinging. - Stop moaning. It's on full blast. 411 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,319 It doesn't seem to be helping. Not even a little bit! 412 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,839 You stole a truck without a windshield, you stupid bastard! 413 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,519 There's no window! 414 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,759 I don't fucking believe it! You didn't notice that? 415 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,199 So I shouldn't have taken it because it didn't have a windscreen? 416 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,119 You suggesting we drive over the moors in a truck with no windshield? 417 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,079 How could you not see it? 418 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,679 I just didn't, OK? 419 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,999 You weren't exactly quick on the uptake either. 420 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,599 - What the hell are you doing? - It's a red light, for chrissake! 421 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,399 - Jimmy! - It's definitely an elephant. 422 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,119 How in the hell did he get here? 423 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,719 Stop! 424 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,919 We better get him on the truck quick. He sticks out a bit, doesn't he? 425 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,879 No shit, Gaz, you think he sticks out? 426 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,399 Jimmy... 427 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,439 Yeah, come here, Jimmy. Yeah, I've got your goodies. 428 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,599 Come and get it. Come and get it, Jimmy. 429 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,679 It's medication time. 430 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:23,359 - Come on! - That's it. Good boy. 431 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:28,199 - He's eating them. - He'll be fine now. He's happy. 432 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,919 Everything's gonna be OK now. 433 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,479 Get your asses out here. We gotta get him loaded onto the truck! 434 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:47,079 I don't believe it! They've hidden the loot inside the elephant! 435 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:52,559 - What d'you mean, inside the elephant? -We must call the Russians! 436 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,799 No, Ante, are you stupid? 437 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,039 We'll keep it all for ourselves! 438 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,079 - Elephants don't disappear. - Maybe it wanted back to the circus. 439 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,119 Willingly go back to the abuse? Are you completely stupid? 440 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,199 It's those Lapps again. What are they up to? 441 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,439 - Maybe they're after Jimmy too. - Oh, that's just genius, Erik. 442 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,879 I think that's exactly what they're doing. 443 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,039 You know what Lapps are like. Animal abusers, the lot of them. 444 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,279 Let's follow them! 445 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,359 - What if it starts to rain? - Or snow. 446 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,439 It's below zero, man. My nuts are frozen to the seat. 447 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:08,799 - Shouldn't he've calmed down by now? - Yeah, he should be nicely toasted. 448 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,559 Toasted, my ass! 449 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:22,759 Give him some more stuff, for chrissakes! Give him some more dope! 450 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,559 - Cool it, Jimmy! - Get him off him! 451 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,279 No, don't do it! 452 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,039 Jesus, Flea, do you mind not driving like a twat? 453 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,719 - It's not me driving! - Then brake! 454 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,519 No, Jimmy. Jimmy, it's me, Roy Arnie. 455 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,079 I got drugs, it's OK, Jimmy... 456 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,479 Jesus! Elephant puke! Odd? 457 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:27,399 Shit, Odd, you almost drowned. Just like Jimi Hendrix! 458 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,719 - Jimi Hendrix? - Yeah, he drowned in vomit, right? 459 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,319 Yeah, in his own vomit! 460 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,799 - Hey, over here! - The door won't open, let me out! 461 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,879 Are you gonna thank me, or what? 462 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,879 - A truck without a windscreen, eh? - What are you doing, Gaz? 463 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:50,399 It won't open because it's hitting a fucking rock! 464 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,159 What happened to Jimmy? 465 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,119 - He ran off. That way. - Why didn't Jimmy calm down? 466 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,439 What's the matter with you? 467 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,039 - The door won't open! - He swallowed one of Jimmy's pills. 468 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,479 We gave him the wrong shit, from the Shop'N'Come bag! 469 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:12,559 We gave Jimmy the wrong stuff. It should've been the Come'N'Shop. 470 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,439 Jimmy's got the speed instead of the dope! 471 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:23,279 - That explains why Gaz is so munted. - The door won't open! 472 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,599 Crawl outta the window, you fuckin' moron! 473 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,319 What? 474 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,879 - We gotta find Jimmy! - He went that way! 475 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,239 We gotta find Jimmy! Can't stand here with our thumbs up our asses. 476 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,759 He's off his head! Give us one of them. 477 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,879 Wait up, now! 478 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,759 I gots to get the Shop'N'Come... I mean the Come'N'Shop bag. 479 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,580 Jimmy! 480 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,359 Get your grey arse down here, for fuck sake! 481 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,799 - I'm knackered! - Jimmy! 482 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,719 I can't go on! I wanna go home! 483 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:41,039 Please help us find Jimmy. For the love of God, man. Please! 484 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:47,359 He's gotta be in serious cold turkey by now. 485 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,639 He can't be far off. 486 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,399 - This is fuckin' hopeless. - We can't give up. 487 00:45:54,560 --> 00:46:00,039 I'll lose... We'll lose everything. My whole circus will go to hell. 488 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,839 - Let me rest. I can't take it. - Yes, you can. Come on! 489 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,319 Jimmy! 490 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,399 Jimmy... 491 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,879 - Drugs. - No! 492 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,999 Check it out! 493 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,479 - We'll blow those bastards sky high! - Sonia, don't cry again. 494 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:53,279 - Screw this, I'm knackered. - We have to find Jimmy. 495 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,959 - We have to find... - I'm freezing my balls off. 496 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:02,239 We've been looking for ages, man. This is so fucked! 497 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,639 - Totally pointless. - I want to go home! 498 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,199 - Jimmy... 499 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,479 Ah, the beauty of the mountains! It's so great to get away from- 500 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,479 -the city, noise, cars, pollution. 501 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:27,119 From the frantic pace, the crime, all those people... 502 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,759 Everything is so clean and untouched. Somehow innocent. 503 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,399 These self-service cabins are a terrific place for gentle nature lovers like us. 504 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,319 This is going to be the best holiday we ever had. 505 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:46,519 - This is bloody brilliant! - Thank Christ, we're saved! 506 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,879 About fucking time! 507 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,879 Look at that, man, fucking coffee! Oh shit! 508 00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,199 Jesus, I'm hungry! 509 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,759 - Could eat the hair out of my armpit. - You better be quick then. 510 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,228 There's tonnes of food. Look! 511 00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:11,279 I don't think I ever in my life tasted food this good. 512 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,879 - I think we should open another can. - They've even got beer. 513 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,359 Know what we need now? Some decent sounds. 514 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,879 - This is like a gift from God! - I smell puke. 515 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,159 - Who's blown chunks? - It's Jimmy puke. 516 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,879 We're startin' to thaw. If we'd stayed out there much longer- 517 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,439 -we would have frozen to death. 518 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,799 Chaps, there's beds in here! Fuck me, they look good! 519 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,959 - And there's sleeping bags too. - I'll just turn in for the night. 520 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:08,639 - How come you get the sleeping backs? - We're drenched in elephant puke. 521 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,319 Am I asking too much? Am I being unreasonable? 522 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:17,519 I'm starting to get warm now. This is so fuckin' nice! 523 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:23,399 Putting my head on a pillow has never felt this good. Never. 524 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,919 Hudmaspecs has been a nightmare. 525 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,399 Will he ever get over what happened last year with that Pakistani fella? 526 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:42,279 - Are you crazy? Never. - An Asian shooting his moose. 527 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,999 He took it very hard. The moose in his sights, finger on the trigger, - 528 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,519 - when that Pakistani fellow came along and... bang! 529 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,959 Good thing we got him back to camp before he figured it out. 530 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,319 Lucky for the Pakistani fella, not for us. 531 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,919 I pure shat myself, the look he gave me today. 532 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,479 There was something in his eyes, something dangerous. 533 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:12,599 As long as he's bottling up that anger it ain't safe up here! 534 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:17,479 We've got to get us a moose tomorrow. If not, the shite gonna hit the fan. 535 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,759 Do not approach the elephant. 536 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,239 It is considered very dangerous. 537 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:49,279 The public can recognize the elephant by its trunk and face... 538 00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,399 Y'know, honey, I'm sure that if we treat these gentlemen with respect- 539 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,039 - they'll understand that the sleeping bags are ours. 540 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,879 They're non-Americans, Harve. Speak to them. 541 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,479 You're good with the ethnically challenged. 542 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,999 Hey, they're here, the little shits! 543 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,079 You know, I think maybe we just got the wrong impression here. 544 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:27,599 We'll smoke the assholes out there! Fucking wankers! 545 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,639 If we just talk to them, very politely... 546 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,279 It's burning! Harvey, the cabin is on fire! 547 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,319 Shit, man, what's all this noise? 548 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,599 Open the window, it's too hot. 549 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,719 - Odd... - What filthy fucker's smoking in bed? 550 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,959 Open the window, will you? It's really hot in here. 551 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,439 - Hey, take it easy! - I'm sleeping here. 552 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,959 - Oh shit... - Where's the elephant? 553 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,119 No! 554 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,119 What's happenin', man? 555 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,679 Hey, Hudmaspecs, I bet there's a whole lotta grouses in those bushes! 556 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,239 No, I'm after something big! 557 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,759 - Jesus, I feel sick. - I've never been this hung over. 558 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:16,639 You're gonna feel a lot worse if Hudmaspecs doesn't bag a moose. 559 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,679 What if we spread out? 560 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:27,039 - There's nay much moose around here. - But there's nay many people either. 561 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:36,399 Wow, this is such an exciting operation. 562 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,519 You don't care that there's an elephant out there hooked on drugs! 563 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,879 When I was an eco-terrorist at least we all had cars! 564 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,919 - Are cars eco-friendly? - We can't give up now! 565 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:53,959 This is the mission of our lives! Liberating an elephant. 566 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,679 - Watch out... - We... 567 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,479 Let get some drugs and use them as bait. 568 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,879 When he comes to get them, we can just grab him. 569 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:05,039 - That is just genius, Lise! - Got any better ideas? 570 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:11,199 Here we are putting our lives on the line for the animals. 571 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,599 And all you two can do is argue and complain about everything! 572 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,679 - It's Erik. - You need to examine your attitude. 573 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,799 You girls always stick together. I'm so fucking sick of... 574 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,439 We agreed about your swearing. 575 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,959 And you always side with them. 576 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:33,159 You fucking creep! You cocksucking, camel-fucking, PC Nazi! 577 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,159 One: I am not siding with the girls! 578 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,319 Two: I am... by no means... a camel-fucker! 579 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,999 - You're not siding with the girls? - Fuck this! I'm outta here. 580 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,199 What's your problem? Perhaps you- 581 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,559 - should reconsider your behaviour. - Fuck off! 582 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,039 You can't just walk away from our relationship like this! 583 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,479 Forget about them. They haven't been truly with us for a long time. 584 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:03,439 There are more important things on the agenda. Check it out. 585 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,239 Come on! 586 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,639 For God's sake, stay on your feet! 587 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,119 Roy Arnie, listen up... 588 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,639 - Odd, please... - Shut your face, Flea! 589 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:39,199 - But look over there! It's Jimmy! - The elephant! 590 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:45,359 I'm gonna run up to the ridge and have a look. Good idea? 591 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,879 Oh well, I'll give it a try anyways. 592 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,559 - God no! - What's happening? 593 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,479 I'm seeing things. I'm having visions. 594 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:15,519 The doctor said to go easy on the booze, and now it's happened. 595 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,159 What ya seeing? Spiders, is it? 596 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:23,399 Elephants! I'm seeing elephants in the middle of the day! 597 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:29,479 Delirium tremens. I've always been scared of getting it. 598 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:33,159 A vegetable for the rest of your life! 599 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,479 You talkin' about pink elephants, like in the cartoons? 600 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,879 Eddie's been overdosing on cartoons. 601 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,239 I didn't say it was pink! 602 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,999 Rather dead than living like a vegetable seeing elephants... 603 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,959 Don't do it, Eddie! You haven't got the D.T.'s! We can see him too. 604 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:58,719 What is an elephant doing up here? Where did he come from? 605 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,239 There was a circus in town. Maybe he ran away? 606 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,079 - How did he get this far? - What should we do? 607 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,239 That elephant is mine! 608 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,519 - This isn't like shooting a moose. - He belongs to someone. 609 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,439 And they're probably right behind that hill. 610 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,679 They... 611 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,799 - What are you saying? - They're gonna... 612 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,119 - What's going on? - They're gonna shoot Jimmy! 613 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,159 - Look, Hudmaspecs... - He shot my moose, - 614 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:46,239 - so I'm gonna shoot his elephant. An eye for an eye. It's only fair. 615 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,759 Holy shit! You see that, man? They blew his head off! 616 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:28,079 - What happened? - Look! I've loosened my ropes! 617 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,079 That was an accident. No doubt about it. 618 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:36,279 A prime example of an accidental discharge. 619 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,439 It was the moose! The moose pushed Hudmaspecs! 620 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:44,839 It was almost as if the moose came to help the elephant. 621 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,199 - The elephant! - The elephant must not escape! 622 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,399 - Let's get out of here! - Where the hell is Jimmy? 623 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,279 - Jimmy's gone! - Where to? 624 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,039 He just disappeared. 625 01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,799 True Warriors Agains Animal Torture and Subjugation! Weapons down! 626 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,079 - Hud ma specs... - Where the fuck did he come from? 627 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,079 That's all we need. The animal lib. 628 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:12,279 - He's got a hand grenade! - I don't care! I'll blow us to hell! 629 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,639 I'm gonna fuckin' flatten this guy! 630 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,959 - I am prepared to kill myself! - I'll do that for ya. 631 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:28,839 Die in peace, Marius! Take some animal abusers along with you! 632 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,919 We will save Jimmy! 633 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,879 Is he a little slow in the head? 634 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,959 Fuckin' loony tune. 635 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,679 Jimmy! 636 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,759 - Jimmy! - Jimmy! 637 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,039 - Motorbikes? - Stop, no! 638 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:10,559 Stay away from the elephant! He's mine! 639 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,519 - I mean it! I'll blow us all up! - Get away from him, ya wee shite! 640 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,608 Get off or we die! 641 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:20,559 If it's your elephant, you'd better be ready... 642 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,639 - Hudmaspecs, you're alive! - Fuckin' foreigners! 643 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,479 The elephant... shoulda been mine! Y'hear me? 644 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,959 At least we didn't get blown to pieces. 645 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,919 - Come on! - Are you outta your mind? 646 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,759 That elephant is not right in the head. 647 01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,719 Come on then, Jimmy! It's medication time. 648 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,919 That's it. Come on. Every little thing gonna be alright, Jimmy. 649 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,319 Don't you recognize me, Jimmy? 650 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,319 Check him out, he's guzzling them all. 651 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:46,199 - I'm shaking like a leaf. - I nearly shat myself. 652 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:48,319 Oh shit! 653 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,879 Don't do it, Jimmy! 654 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,399 No, no, Karma! 655 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,279 Karma, no! 656 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:22,039 Once upon a time there was a little mouse. 657 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:27,279 And this little mouse found himself a well-deserved piece of cheese. 658 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,439 Oh my God! 659 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,559 Now it's our turn, man! 660 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,039 Come on. He can't be far off. 661 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:24,759 Just leave it, will you, Arnie? What're we gonna do when we find him, anyway? 662 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,359 Come on. We'll split it up even. 663 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,359 What the fuck? 664 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,879 Stop that beast! 665 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,759 Stop! 666 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,519 No. 667 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,439 I thought we'd had our chips! 668 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,639 - I wanna go home. - Where the hell's Jimmy, man? 669 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:40,420 Jimmy! 670 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,719 We are going home. Now! 671 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:29,399 The police have no theory regarding the six people found dead. 672 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,679 According to a spokesperson the two tourists were shot... 673 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:38,319 We're selling all this circus crap! You owe us, man. 674 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,079 You fuckin' try it! 675 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,479 We'll split it fair, just help me find Jimmy. 676 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:49,639 I don't give a shit about your stupid, fucking circus. 677 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:54,399 No, I'm gonna find Jimmy! I don't care if he's dead or alive. 678 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,039 He's out there and I'm gonna find him. 679 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:03,599 I'll find him and start over again. My dream will come true: 680 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:09,159 - The Roy Arnie Circus! - For chrissakes, do me a favour. 681 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,999 Stop slamming that fuckin' whip around. Makes me nervous. 682 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,319 And get out of that circus clobber. It's getting on my tits. 683 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,319 You are obsessed. 684 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:25,559 And Flea, why the fuck are you wearing that clown costume? 685 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,959 I was thinking maybe I could become, like, a circus clown. 686 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:36,159 - Don't you think I'd make a good clown? -You'd make a great clown. 687 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,039 Flea ain't a fuckin' artist. He'd never make a clown. Look at him. 688 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,119 What the hell you doing, you silly bastard? 689 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,079 - My eye! - Flea? 690 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:55,999 - You blinded Flea! - I didn't hit you that hard. 691 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:04,599 What do you know about the circus? You're so fucking full of it! 692 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:09,679 He's messed things up once too often. 693 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:13,799 Bust his nut, Flea! Actually, I'll do it myself! 694 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,719 Fuck your stupid circus! And this is for Jimmy, you bastard! 695 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,839 - Jimmy was cool, man! - Even if he was an elephant! 696 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,399 - Especially considering he was an elephant. -I'll find Jimmy... 697 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,559 and get my circus... 698 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:39,740 Jimmy! 699 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,679 Dedicated to JOACHIM NIELSEN 1964-2000 700 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:24,079 Untertitel: Christian Kuhrt Broadcast Text 60596

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