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Come on!
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Go! Go!
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Liberate all tortured
and prisoned animals.
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Look at you poor little babies!
What have those nasty mendone to you?
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Be free, little ones!
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Nothing's gonna hurt you now.
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How could they? Poor thing!
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These horrible, beastly people!
Run free, my feline sister!
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Stop!
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Karma, no!
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I don't need to tell you
how successful that was.
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- We have to bury them!
- Don't blame yourself, Sonia.
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It's the fault of this whole
rotten, animal hating society.
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I'm sorry about your loss, we just
don't have time to bury them now.
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No, we must bury them!
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O nobly born, in your journey
through the formless void, -
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- remember the unity
of all living things.
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We really should be going now, Sonia.
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Sonia, come on!
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The night watchman was found with first
degree burns and head injuries.
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This is not the first time militant
animal-rights activists...
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We interviewed an anonymous
representative of TWAATS, -
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- True Warriors Against
Animal Torture and Subjugation.
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There's a lot
of fucking nutters out there!
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Not only are we gonna step up our
attacks, we're gonna hit harder!
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No one responsible for the torture
of animals should feel safe.
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Furriers! vivisectionists!
They are enemies of the animal kingdom.
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Even everyday meat-eaters
should beware!
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Actually,
talking about fucking nutters...
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- You know... Ivan?
- Ooh, he is a fucking nutter.
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I owe him 4000 big ones.
He helped me shift some motors.
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And I managed to blow all the money
before I got round to paying him.
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- So you've gotta cough up the cash.
- That's kind of the thing...
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I couldn't tell him I'd been
screwing around with his cash.
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So I said
I'd been busted by the cops.
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He wanted to know how it happened, -
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-and it just sort of slipped out.
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- What?
- That you'd grassed me up.
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- Me?!
- So now he's after your ass too.
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Open the door, will ya?
It's me, Flea!
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- No way, man!
- Hello, hello, hello.
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- Look, boys, it's Roy fucking Arnie!
- It's fucking Roy Arnie!
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Long time no see. What brings you
back to the old country?
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- Wouldn't you bastards like to know?
- You still in the circus game?
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Aren't you getting a little old
to be messin' around with circuses?
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- Listen...
- You know...
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The circus is like a drug. Once it
gets in your blood, you're hooked.
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You obiously never felt that way,
or you'd know what I'm talking about.
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- How about you ladies? What's up?
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- You know. Same old shit.
- Nice shit, too.
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You need a car stereo? I can fix
all the latest models, mint.
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- So what brings you back here?
- Yeah, what's going on?
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- Hey, Gaz, Odd...
- Listen to this.
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Boys, I got an offer for you. The
big time, the big top, the circus!
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- I'm hereby offering you a job.
- This is exactly what he said to me!
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- What are you talking about, a job?
- A job at the circus?
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It's this great circus from Russia.
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Sex, drugs and sawdust.
There are actually circus groupies!
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- Circus groupies?
- You ain't said nuffin about money.
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- 3000 big ones for three weeks.
That's what swung it for me.
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The big ones.
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If you're so loaded,
you could probably stretch to 4000.
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4000? Come on now! That...
that's a little steep, isn't it?
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You'll just have to do it without me,
then.
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I can't do it without you.
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- Come on now, for old times' sake.
- Ok, Ok. But only for 4000.
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Alright then,
but only because it's you, Odd.
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- This just gets better and better!
- Flea, we've already made our deal.
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- You know we agreed on 3000.
- Odd's gonna get more than me.
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3000 for three weeks work. Where
else you gonna get a deal like that?
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Odd's just a little more
on the ball than you.
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Them's the breaks, buddy.
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- What about our deal, Arnie?
- We don't have a deal, Gaz.
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- Four grand is cool with me.
- Sorry, Gaz. Can't do it, bro.
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What? But Odd...
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If Odd gets 4000
and Flea gets 3000, -
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I can't possibly afford
another 4000 for you.
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- I've got 2500.
--I'm getting less than Flea!
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- Them's the breaks, buddy.
- Sorry about that, Gaz.
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3000's just fine for me.
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Stop the fuckin' car!
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If I don't get my 4000,
you'll have to do it without me!
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Really? Well that's a pity.
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I'll just have to get by
with Odd and Flea.
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Shit, there's Ivan! Can we please
get out of here before he sees us?
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What's it gonna be, Gaz?
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- 3000. That's my final offer!
- Sorry. No can do.
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Alright, buggerit! 2500!
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NORWAY Land of the midnightsun
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You gonna be finished soon?
I think someone's coming.
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Aren't you going to have an orgasm?
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Of course,
otherwise it's oppression.
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Of course. But your orgasm
isn't my problem, right?
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- Actually, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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- Yes, it is!
- No, it isn't.
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- Yes... it... is!
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What's goin' on here?
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I thought
you guys were straight edge.
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Bettina and I...
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We were together eight months
before we even kissed!
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- What's wrong with having sex?
- It's casual sex, Erik.
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But it wasn't casual.
We've been shagging for months!
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Alright, what am I allowed to do?
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If you ask me,
I think everyone should be celibate.
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- It's human beings that...
- Celibate? Forget it!
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That eat animals,
and use their skins for fashion.
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And exploit them for labour,
and exhibit them in cages.
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What has casual sex
got to do with animal rights?
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It's about oppression, you idiot!
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Therefore, in the interest of animalkind,
should stop reproducing...
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We've talked about this, Sonia.
That's suicide.
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We should be willing to give up
our lives for animal liberation!
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I joined this group
'cos I was promised some action.
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What do you call our last operation?
Wasn't that action enough?
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- The machismo is sooo tedious!
- We have to start with ourselves!
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You want some action?
I'll give you action, and plenty of it!
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The circus is coming to town!
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Some dodgy circus from Russia. If
the stables are anything to go by, -
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we're looking at serious offenders.
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There, there, Sonia, don't cry
again. We'll take care of it.
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We'll set the big top on fire, -
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- blow those bastards sky high!
- We'll put a stop to their cruelty!
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And this is just the first battle in a
crusade to a totally circus-free world!
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Operation Circus-cision starts now!
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No, it's not the hot dog,
donut and Coke that's on offer.
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It's the hot dog and Coke
or the donut and Coke!
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- That's what it says on the poster!
- No, it's not.
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Special Offer."Free Coke and donut
with every hot dog"!
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- Don't cause any trouble.
- Free Coke or...
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Don't throw the hot dogs, Hudmespecs!
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- You'll have to pay for that, you
stupid, fat bastard! -Hud ma specs!
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No, don't!
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- I don't want to jail.
- I'm maimed for life!
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Are ye no' looking forward
to going moose hunting?
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I'm gonna be that pissed off
if I don't bag a moose this year!
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It ain't that simple.
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- We've got to work for it.
- I've got my granddaddy's hunting rifle.
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This here rifle's shot big game
out in Africa.
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I'm gonna shoot me a moose. And you
can bet your spotty, wee arse...
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I'm gonna shoot it with
my granddaddy's rifle!
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Maybe you should cut
down on the booze?
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I ain't been getting mooses
'cos I like a wee dram?
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No, of course not.
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We ain't getting mooses 'cos of all
them amateurs up in the mountains!
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Fartin' around, scarin' off the game.
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It never used to be like that. Bloody
foreigners got no business being up there!
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Look, Hudmaspecs! Motorbikes!
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- It looked like they were from
Lapland. -Lapps on bikes, Hudmaspecs!
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Lapps on motorbikes!
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Well, let's keep moving, shall we?
The moose won't wait.
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It was sick!
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Worst bloody porn film I've ever
seen. Everyone was over 50.
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Varicose veins, liver spots, beer
guts, big saggy arses, bingo wings...
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Like a fuckin' O.A.P. orgy!
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That's my home.
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Let's take a look at the stables.
That'll be your main job.
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You're gonna be meeting Circus
Stromowsky's greatest attraction.
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- This place stinks, mate!
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OK! Heeeeere's Jimmy!
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It's an elephant!
Fuck! Whoa! That's so cool!
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Is he alright? He looks
kinda sick. Kinda... wasted.
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- He hasn't had his morning fix yet.
- You what?
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We have to drug the animals,
otherwise they get out of control.
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That's not something you want.
Imagine an elephant going bananas.
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People getting trampled,
kids getting squished to death.
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- Y'know, it's not cool.
- Crunchy little bones not cool, mate.
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So he's had his fair share
of smack over the years.
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- He's hooked now, obviously.
- He's really hooked?
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- Stands to reason, dunnit?
Needs a full plastic bag like every week.
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- A whole fuckin' bag full of junk!
- I got a whole boatload in Russia.
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Wouldn't be too good if
you ran out, huh? He
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gets freaked if he don't
get his daily dose.
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But you know what's really weird?
He can't stand cops!
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He knows they're pigs, see?
He gets all paranoid.
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I think it's gotta do
with him being a junkie.
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You just naturally get paranoid,
know what I'm sayin'?
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What you gotta do is shovel out
the shit and feed the animals.
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- I ain't shovelling shit!
- OK, then the pair of you do it.
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- Why should I do it?
- You don't get paid for your looks.
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- Then I want as much as Odd!
- I'm regretting getting you in on this.
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- But I get the worst money!
- I get the worst money!
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- Flea and Odd, you take care of
feeding. -It's only fucking fair.
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- So, who's gonna shovel the shit?
- Guess it'll have to be you.
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- This is fuckin' marvellous!
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The one who gets the shit money
has to shovel the shit!
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Gaz, I've got an special job for you. I
need you to take good care of Jimmy.
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- How come Gaz gets to do that?
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- Why is that so fucking cool?
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Make sure Jimmy gets the right
medication at the right time.
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The smack is in the Come'N'Shop bag,
the speed is in the Shop'N'Come bag.
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He only gets that
when he's going in the ring.
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If he gets the uppers when he
wants the downers, he goes apeshit.
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Memory lock this, Gaz:
Smack in the Come'N'Shop bag, -
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- speed in the Shop'N'Come bag.
- Smack is in the Come'N'Shop bag...
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And this is Jimmy's stuff, right?
That goes for them too?
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He gets it at regular times: Early
in the morning and late at night.
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Downs in the Shop'N'Come bag,
ups in the Come'N'Shop bag...
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- Hey, Jimmy?
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Where is it, Jimmy?
Come on now, where is it?
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Can't you find it?
Where's the dope, Jimmy?
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- What did I do with the dope?
- Come on!
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I tease him a little bit, you know.
But you don't wanna go too far.
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'Cos that'll get him riled up,
don't it, Jimmy?
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A smack in the head with his trunk
isn't something you forget in a hurry.
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So that's the stables. This area
will be your main responsibility.
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Gaz, you'll be taking care of Jimmy.
And then you shovel out the shit.
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Lets dropp in on the big cow.
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Wait, what the fuck?
I'm cleaning out the shit?!
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Fear not, elephriend,
they'll pay for this!
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Jesus Christ! I can honestly say
I've never seen anything like it.
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The stables are disgusting!
The state of the animals... appalling!
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And the elephant's a...
substance abuser!
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Let's blow this whole freak show
back to Russia!
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- Animal liberators, straight
edgers... -He's a drug addict!
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We... this is big!
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Our struggle has become greater
and more significant than ever, -
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- but it is now crowned with a
symbol! -A symbol?
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An elephant! Drugged up, kept down
and exploited in the ring!
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Living in degradation, wallowing in
his own muck and addicted to drugs!
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00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:35,199
- Jimmy, the Junkie Elephant!
- He's addicted?!
221
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,159
If there's a rehab for elephants,
can we take him?
222
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,079
Yes! We are going to free him
from the brutality of the circus!
223
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,879
We are going to rescue him
from the hell of substance abuse!
224
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:53,399
We, the TWAATS, shall crush the
circus menace once and for all!
225
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:58,639
- Not just here, but across the world!
- We're still gonna blow it up, right?
226
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,039
Roy Arnie!
227
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:12,559
Roy Arnie, these are your friends.
Good strong boys.
228
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,719
- And these we can trust?
- The stable will be as safe as...
229
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:21,759
This is cause for great celebration!
No intruders will stick their noses there.
230
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,319
Vodka, my friends.
Real Russian Stolichnaya vodka!
231
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,679
- This circus bloke's alright, Arnie.
- Yeah, I could get used to this.
232
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,279
Fill 'er up, Odd.
Right to the top.
233
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,239
- Anyone for a little pick-me-up?
- Yeah, let's skin up, man!
234
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:43,879
- What about them groupies, Arnie?
- Yeah, I'd really like to meet them.
235
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,159
You sure you wanna meet them?
236
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,336
Roy Arnie...
237
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,879
Wake up, Roy Arnie!
238
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,679
You have to wake up! Schnell!
239
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,279
- Get off, will ya?
- We've overslept!
240
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:52,119
- We open in an hour!
- Oh, shit!
241
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:58,119
- Them black bombers were mental!
- What about that Russian vodka?
242
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,679
- There is already a queue!
- What are we supposed to do now?
243
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,799
Christ on a bike, it's showtime!
244
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,319
Showtime?
245
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,439
Roll up, roll up!
246
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,641
Roll up, roll up!
Come on, folks, don't be shy!
247
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,279
Russia's very best circus!
Step right up.
248
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,759
Buy your tickets right here.
249
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,439
Tickets!
Get your tickets right here!
250
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,519
- Five tickets please!
- No problem. Five tickets.
251
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,199
It's suitable for kids.
252
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,079
Give me three tickets!
Three tickets coming up.
253
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:46,119
- Is it my sales technique, or what?
- Where exactly is this circus from?
254
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,359
Lady and gentleman, boys and girl!
255
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,239
Madame Svetlana and her horses!
256
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:12,159
- Thought there was like fit birds...
- I don't know who I fancy more, her or...
257
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,199
Poor thing...
258
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,039
Ok, let's see...
259
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,279
Ladies gentlemen, boys and girl!
260
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:47,879
The legendary, incomparable,
world-famous wizard of balance!
261
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:53,959
From Belarus I give you:
Baluostrado!
262
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,119
- Wizard of balance, my ass!
- That must've really hurt.
263
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,999
Baloustrado demonstrate just how
difficult these tricks really are.
264
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,319
- Lady and gentlemen, Baloustrado!
- Do me a favour...
265
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,759
The great Baloustrado!
266
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,119
Baloustrado will perform
his most daring and absolutely...
267
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,319
- Somebody stop him!
- I can't watch this anymore.
268
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,279
It is of the utmost importance -
269
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,999
- that I have
the greatest... possible... silence!
270
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,719
Is this supposed to be entertainment?
271
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,119
- Bloody sadism, if you ask me.
- Just plain nasty.
272
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,039
Hilarious clowns,
all the way from the Ukraine.
273
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,959
Lady and gentlemen,
I give you Flip, Flap and Flop!
274
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,799
- These clowns are rubbish.
- They were supposed to be funny.
275
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:31,719
- My sides are really aching.
- Hardly the greatest show on Earth.
276
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:36,599
What do you know?
When I was a nipper, the circus was-
277
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,679
-my favourite place in the world.
278
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,479
There was a guy asking a lot of
questions when I was selling tickets.
279
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,959
- What kind of questions?
- Complicated ones.
280
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,759
- Did foreigners work here...
- Undercover cops!
281
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,079
That's exactly what he looked like,
a fuckin' nark!
282
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,159
I told him Roy Arnie Mohann makes
sure everything's kosher around here.
283
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,679
You said that? No!
I've got a record, you stupid prick!
284
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:08,039
I think he's ready. I got him all
sorted out. Hope I got it right.
285
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,799
I hope so too.
286
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,639
My fucking wages depend on his going
right. He better behave himself.
287
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:23,439
- If he does screw up...
- ...the Indian elephant!
288
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,399
That's it, Jimmy. Good boy!
289
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:36,799
That's fine, Jimmy. That's fine!
290
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,119
That's it, Jimmy!
291
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,679
Jimmy, ladies and gentlemen!
292
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,719
Jimmy!
293
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,599
Now you pissed me off!
294
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,119
Jimmy!
295
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,359
Those poor animals
are being delivered into the hands -
296
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,079
- of the worst abusers of all:
veterinarians!
297
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,159
Shit, that was a close one.
We could've all ended up in the can.
298
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,319
It wasn't my fucking fault!
299
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,879
You gave Jimmy too much speed.
Got him paranoid.
300
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,399
It was my first day on the job!
301
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,799
- Flea, you grassed me up, you bastard.
- How was I supposed to know...
302
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,959
Shut your fat fucking face!
303
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,079
I can't believe I hired you
buttholes!
304
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,639
And now we've got an emergency.
Stromowsky's takin' the flak.
305
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,399
- What about my tour?
- There ain't gonna be no tour.
306
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,159
They confiscated the animals
and chucked them Russkies out.
307
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:44,559
The tour was hardly gonna set
the world on fire, with that circus.
308
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,799
Beer! Come on!
Fuck! They've got beer!
309
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:54,159
I just found some gear in my pocket.
Filth didn't bother to search us.
310
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,319
Well, that's that.
Let's get pissed up, and have a puff!
311
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,039
- Poor Jimmy.
- It's no picnic being an addict.
312
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,759
Hell no. Put yourself
in Jimmy's shoes right now.
313
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:18,199
You're standing there,
no familiar faces. No Roy Arnie-
314
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,959
- with a Shop'N'Come bag...
Weren't the downers in the Come'N'Shop?
315
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,759
I meant Come'N'Shop...
And you're just in a sort of limbo.
316
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,279
- You feel the cramps starting.
- You can't sleep.
317
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,079
You puke and you crap.
318
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:40,039
- You're all alone. Time passes.
- But it passes so fuckin' slowly.
319
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,759
And after a while you get it:
320
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,799
No one's gonna come around,
stroke your trunk and give you shit.
321
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:53,759
- You got me all teary-eyed.
- Think about it!
322
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:58,039
I feel so bad. Could you guys help
me out, for my... for Jimmy's sake?
323
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,519
- Is it really as bad as all that?
- They'll take good care of him.
324
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,199
Don't you understand?
He'll be sick now.
325
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,079
Sick as a dog!
326
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,399
But it's not our problem, is it?
Tell the cops.
327
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,559
Sure. Right, Flea!
328
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,519
You guys ever participated
in a good deed?
329
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,079
We must follow them and discover
where the stolen goods are hidden.
330
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:33,279
- What's really goin' on here?
- You scratch my back...
331
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,599
What's the fuckin' deal with Jimmy?
I've grown very attached to him.
332
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,479
This reminds me of a guy I know.
Crazy about animals.
333
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,039
He used to buy dogs abroad
and bring 'em back over.
334
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,759
Thing is, he wasn't an animal
lover, he was a dope smuggler.
335
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,999
He'd open up the dogs
and stick bags of gear inside.
336
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,719
- Smart.
- very smart.
337
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,399
Why don't you start
from the begining, Roy Arnie?
338
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:08,919
The thing is that Jimmy...
He's worth about... a million.
339
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,159
- And I'm only getting 3000?
- Look, I'll give you ten per cent.
340
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,759
Buying beers now, are you,
animal abusers?
341
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,319
Tonight's the night! We're gonna
break in and liberate Jimmy!
342
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,759
And then we're gonna... gonna...
What were we gonna do with him?
343
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,759
Jimmy is the ultimate symbol
of the animal liberation movement!
344
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,519
Jimmy the elephant is gonna be
bigger than... bigger than...
345
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,239
The World Wildlife Fund panda!
346
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,799
That's not difficult.
Pandas aren't that fucking big.
347
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,679
I'm talking figuratively, Erik.
And don't swear so much.
348
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,399
Sorry. Is swearing not
considered straight edge either?
349
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,799
- No, it's got to do with...
- What am I allowed to do?
350
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,879
That devious fucker cut open Jimmy and
sewed seven K's of into his backside.
351
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,439
Seven bloody K's of heroin which
he ripped off the Russian mafia.
352
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,999
- I didn't rip it off. I found it!
- Right.
353
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,679
In the boot of a wrecked car
on smuggler's trail.
354
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,039
You must've known
it was mafia property, you toilet!
355
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,959
Of course they'd want it back.
I didn't think they'd trace circus.
356
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,519
- There's something I want to know.
- Good thing I got it stashed.
357
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,439
Lucky you managed to shake off
them Russian gangsters.
358
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,359
Plumbing the depths of my honesty
bag, that's not entirely true...
359
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,599
When we got to the border,
we got searched by Russian customs.
360
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,319
Since the dogs didn't find nothing,
I assumed they thought we were clean.
361
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,639
But you know who comes after us then?
362
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,799
The fuckin' Lappish mafia-
363
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,959
-get in on the act as well.
364
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,439
- Lapland has a mafia?
- Real hard bastards.
365
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,319
Close connections with
the Russkies, drugs, prostitution...
366
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,879
We've got the Lappish mafia after us?
- Let's say you were a little mouse.
367
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,759
I'm a mouse?
368
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:21,239
A mouse that found cheese.
Then a cat comes after you, -
369
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:24,839
- then a dog.
Well I'm that mouse, -
370
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,879
- and Jimmy is
the cheese and the key to my dream:
371
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,479
The Roy Arnie Circus!
372
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,439
OK, but how are we gonna
get the dope out of Jimmy?
373
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:39,599
Unfortunately, Gaz,
there's only one way.
374
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,239
You're not!
Are you gonna... kill Jimmy?
375
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,599
Before you get weepy: There's a million
worth of heroin in elephant's ass!
376
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,839
I never thought
I'd hear somebody say that.
377
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,919
- Where the fuck is Flea?
- Relax, -
378
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,239
- we've got to get a car
big enough to hold an elephant.
379
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:06,399
If there's one thing Flea's good at,
it's nicking cars.
380
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,759
Piece of piss, mate!
381
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,919
Jimmy?
382
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,399
Jimmy...
383
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,559
There you are, Jimmy. Cool!
384
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,119
Hey, I found him!
385
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,399
Hey, Jimmy, I'm your friend.
386
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,559
I'm on your side, Jimmy.
I've come to help you.
387
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,799
Good boy, good boy...
We're gonna be friends, you and me.
388
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,999
OK, you wanna be friends too, huh?
389
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,839
But, what the...?
390
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:03,839
- He's getting away! After him, Erik!
- Why me? Where the fuck is Marius?
391
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,399
Fuckin' easy once I'd found it,
parked sorta funny in a field.
392
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,639
You got the Come'N'Shop
and Shop'N'Come bags?
393
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,719
- How get the stuff out of them dogs?
- Killed them!
394
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,999
- That's what Roy Arnie's gonna do.
- Fuck off! Is he?
395
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,079
Yeah, man. He said so.
396
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,719
- How kill something that big?
- Can't whack it with a lead pipe.
397
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,879
It's not like you're killing
something small, like a cat.
398
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,639
Me and a mate
used to put an ad in the papers:
399
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,159
"Need any unwanted pets
taken care of?"
400
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,279
Stick 'em in a sack
and whack 'em with an iron bar.
401
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,639
How you gonna do it?
Push Jimmy off a cliff or something?
402
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,839
- That's not a bad idea.
- Kittens were easy. Meow!
403
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:09,479
- Like you gave a shit, Arnie.
- Talk about crocodile tears.
404
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,799
Yeah, how low can you go?
Have you guys ever done a good deed?
405
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,399
Help someone murder an elephant,
that's a real good deed!
406
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,559
If that's a good deed, I'm glad
I got thrown out of the scouts.
407
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,039
Shut up, you're all in this
as much as I am.
408
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,079
- It's cold.
- Yeah, I'm freezing my ass off.
409
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,119
Everything's working.
Look, heating's on full blast.
410
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,479
- My nips are pinging.
- Stop moaning. It's on full blast.
411
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,319
It doesn't seem to be helping.
Not even a little bit!
412
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,839
You stole a truck without
a windshield, you stupid bastard!
413
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,519
There's no window!
414
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,759
I don't fucking believe it!
You didn't notice that?
415
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,199
So I shouldn't have taken it
because it didn't have a windscreen?
416
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,119
You suggesting we drive over the
moors in a truck with no windshield?
417
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,079
How could you not see it?
418
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,679
I just didn't, OK?
419
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,999
You weren't exactly
quick on the uptake either.
420
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:40,599
- What the hell are you doing?
- It's a red light, for chrissake!
421
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,399
- Jimmy!
- It's definitely an elephant.
422
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,119
How in the hell did he get here?
423
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,719
Stop!
424
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,919
We better get him on the truck quick.
He sticks out a bit, doesn't he?
425
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,879
No shit, Gaz,
you think he sticks out?
426
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,399
Jimmy...
427
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,439
Yeah, come here, Jimmy.
Yeah, I've got your goodies.
428
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,599
Come and get it.
Come and get it, Jimmy.
429
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,679
It's medication time.
430
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:23,359
- Come on!
- That's it. Good boy.
431
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:28,199
- He's eating them.
- He'll be fine now. He's happy.
432
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,919
Everything's gonna be OK now.
433
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,479
Get your asses out here. We gotta
get him loaded onto the truck!
434
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:47,079
I don't believe it! They've hidden
the loot inside the elephant!
435
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:52,559
- What d'you mean, inside the
elephant? -We must call the Russians!
436
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,799
No, Ante, are you stupid?
437
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,039
We'll keep it all for ourselves!
438
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:10,079
- Elephants don't disappear.
- Maybe it wanted back to the circus.
439
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,119
Willingly go back to the abuse?
Are you completely stupid?
440
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,199
It's those Lapps again.
What are they up to?
441
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,439
- Maybe they're after Jimmy too.
- Oh, that's just genius, Erik.
442
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,879
I think that's
exactly what they're doing.
443
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,039
You know what Lapps are like.
Animal abusers, the lot of them.
444
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,279
Let's follow them!
445
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,359
- What if it starts to rain?
- Or snow.
446
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,439
It's below zero, man.
My nuts are frozen to the seat.
447
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:08,799
- Shouldn't he've calmed down by now?
- Yeah, he should be nicely toasted.
448
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,559
Toasted, my ass!
449
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:22,759
Give him some more stuff, for
chrissakes! Give him some more dope!
450
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,559
- Cool it, Jimmy!
- Get him off him!
451
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,279
No, don't do it!
452
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,039
Jesus, Flea,
do you mind not driving like a twat?
453
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,719
- It's not me driving!
- Then brake!
454
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,519
No, Jimmy.
Jimmy, it's me, Roy Arnie.
455
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,079
I got drugs, it's OK, Jimmy...
456
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,479
Jesus! Elephant puke! Odd?
457
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:27,399
Shit, Odd, you almost drowned.
Just like Jimi Hendrix!
458
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,719
- Jimi Hendrix?
- Yeah, he drowned in vomit, right?
459
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,319
Yeah, in his own vomit!
460
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,799
- Hey, over here!
- The door won't open, let me out!
461
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,879
Are you gonna thank me, or what?
462
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,879
- A truck without a windscreen, eh?
- What are you doing, Gaz?
463
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:50,399
It won't open
because it's hitting a fucking rock!
464
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,159
What happened to Jimmy?
465
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,119
- He ran off. That way.
- Why didn't Jimmy calm down?
466
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,439
What's the matter with you?
467
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,039
- The door won't open!
- He swallowed one of Jimmy's pills.
468
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,479
We gave him the wrong shit,
from the Shop'N'Come bag!
469
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:12,559
We gave Jimmy the wrong stuff.
It should've been the Come'N'Shop.
470
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,439
Jimmy's got the speed
instead of the dope!
471
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:23,279
- That explains why Gaz is so munted.
- The door won't open!
472
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,599
Crawl outta the window,
you fuckin' moron!
473
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,319
What?
474
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,879
- We gotta find Jimmy!
- He went that way!
475
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,239
We gotta find Jimmy! Can't stand
here with our thumbs up our asses.
476
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,759
He's off his head!
Give us one of them.
477
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,879
Wait up, now!
478
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,759
I gots to get the Shop'N'Come...
I mean the Come'N'Shop bag.
479
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,580
Jimmy!
480
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,359
Get your grey arse down here,
for fuck sake!
481
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,799
- I'm knackered!
- Jimmy!
482
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,719
I can't go on! I wanna go home!
483
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:41,039
Please help us find Jimmy.
For the love of God, man. Please!
484
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:47,359
He's gotta be
in serious cold turkey by now.
485
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,639
He can't be far off.
486
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,399
- This is fuckin' hopeless.
- We can't give up.
487
00:45:54,560 --> 00:46:00,039
I'll lose... We'll lose everything.
My whole circus will go to hell.
488
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,839
- Let me rest. I can't take it.
- Yes, you can. Come on!
489
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,319
Jimmy!
490
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,399
Jimmy...
491
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,879
- Drugs.
- No!
492
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,999
Check it out!
493
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,479
- We'll blow those bastards sky high!
- Sonia, don't cry again.
494
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:53,279
- Screw this, I'm knackered.
- We have to find Jimmy.
495
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,959
- We have to find...
- I'm freezing my balls off.
496
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:02,239
We've been looking for ages, man.
This is so fucked!
497
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,639
- Totally pointless.
- I want to go home!
498
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,199
- Jimmy...
499
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:19,479
Ah, the beauty of the mountains!
It's so great to get away from-
500
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,479
-the city, noise, cars, pollution.
501
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:27,119
From the frantic pace, the crime,
all those people...
502
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,759
Everything is so clean
and untouched. Somehow innocent.
503
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,399
These self-service cabins are a terrific
place for gentle nature lovers like us.
504
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:41,319
This is going to be
the best holiday we ever had.
505
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:46,519
- This is bloody brilliant!
- Thank Christ, we're saved!
506
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,879
About fucking time!
507
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,879
Look at that, man, fucking coffee!
Oh shit!
508
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,199
Jesus, I'm hungry!
509
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,759
- Could eat the hair out of my armpit.
- You better be quick then.
510
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,228
There's tonnes of food. Look!
511
00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:11,279
I don't think I ever in my
life tasted food this good.
512
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,879
- I think we should open another can.
- They've even got beer.
513
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,359
Know what we need now?
Some decent sounds.
514
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,879
- This is like a gift from God!
- I smell puke.
515
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,159
- Who's blown chunks?
- It's Jimmy puke.
516
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,879
We're startin' to thaw.
If we'd stayed out there much longer-
517
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,439
-we would have frozen to death.
518
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,799
Chaps, there's beds in here!
Fuck me, they look good!
519
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,959
- And there's sleeping bags too.
- I'll just turn in for the night.
520
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:08,639
- How come you get the sleeping backs?
- We're drenched in elephant puke.
521
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,319
Am I asking too much?
Am I being unreasonable?
522
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:17,519
I'm starting to get warm now.
This is so fuckin' nice!
523
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:23,399
Putting my head on a pillow
has never felt this good. Never.
524
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,919
Hudmaspecs has been a nightmare.
525
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,399
Will he ever get over what happened
last year with that Pakistani fella?
526
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:42,279
- Are you crazy? Never.
- An Asian shooting his moose.
527
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,999
He took it very hard. The moose in
his sights, finger on the trigger, -
528
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,519
- when that Pakistani fellow
came along and... bang!
529
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,959
Good thing we got him back to camp
before he figured it out.
530
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,319
Lucky for the Pakistani fella,
not for us.
531
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,919
I pure shat myself,
the look he gave me today.
532
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,479
There was something in his eyes,
something dangerous.
533
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:12,599
As long as he's bottling up that
anger it ain't safe up here!
534
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:17,479
We've got to get us a moose tomorrow.
If not, the shite gonna hit the fan.
535
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,759
Do not approach the elephant.
536
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,239
It is considered very dangerous.
537
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:49,279
The public can recognize the
elephant by its trunk and face...
538
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,399
Y'know, honey, I'm sure that if we
treat these gentlemen with respect-
539
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,039
- they'll understand
that the sleeping bags are ours.
540
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,879
They're non-Americans, Harve.
Speak to them.
541
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,479
You're good
with the ethnically challenged.
542
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,999
Hey, they're here, the little shits!
543
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,079
You know, I think maybe we
just got the wrong impression here.
544
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:27,599
We'll smoke the assholes out there!
Fucking wankers!
545
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,639
If we just talk to them,
very politely...
546
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,279
It's burning!
Harvey, the cabin is on fire!
547
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,319
Shit, man, what's all this noise?
548
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,599
Open the window, it's too hot.
549
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,719
- Odd...
- What filthy fucker's smoking in bed?
550
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,959
Open the window, will you?
It's really hot in here.
551
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,439
- Hey, take it easy!
- I'm sleeping here.
552
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,959
- Oh shit...
- Where's the elephant?
553
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,119
No!
554
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,119
What's happenin', man?
555
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,679
Hey, Hudmaspecs, I bet there's a
whole lotta grouses in those bushes!
556
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,239
No, I'm after something big!
557
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,759
- Jesus, I feel sick.
- I've never been this hung over.
558
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:16,639
You're gonna feel a lot worse
if Hudmaspecs doesn't bag a moose.
559
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,679
What if we spread out?
560
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:27,039
- There's nay much moose around here.
- But there's nay many people either.
561
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:36,399
Wow, this is such
an exciting operation.
562
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,519
You don't care that there's an
elephant out there hooked on drugs!
563
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,879
When I was an eco-terrorist
at least we all had cars!
564
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,919
- Are cars eco-friendly?
- We can't give up now!
565
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:53,959
This is the mission of our lives!
Liberating an elephant.
566
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,679
- Watch out...
- We...
567
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,479
Let get some drugs
and use them as bait.
568
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,879
When he comes to get them,
we can just grab him.
569
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:05,039
- That is just genius, Lise!
- Got any better ideas?
570
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:11,199
Here we are putting our lives on the
line for the animals.
571
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,599
And all you two can do is argue
and complain about everything!
572
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,679
- It's Erik.
- You need to examine your attitude.
573
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,799
You girls always stick together.
I'm so fucking sick of...
574
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,439
We agreed about your swearing.
575
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,959
And you always side with them.
576
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:33,159
You fucking creep! You cocksucking,
camel-fucking, PC Nazi!
577
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,159
One: I am not siding with the girls!
578
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,319
Two: I am...
by no means... a camel-fucker!
579
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,999
- You're not siding with the girls?
- Fuck this! I'm outta here.
580
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,199
What's your problem? Perhaps you-
581
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,559
- should reconsider your behaviour.
- Fuck off!
582
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,039
You can't just walk away
from our relationship like this!
583
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,479
Forget about them. They haven't
been truly with us for a long time.
584
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:03,439
There are more important things
on the agenda. Check it out.
585
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,239
Come on!
586
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,639
For God's sake, stay on your feet!
587
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,119
Roy Arnie, listen up...
588
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,639
- Odd, please...
- Shut your face, Flea!
589
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:39,199
- But look over there! It's Jimmy!
- The elephant!
590
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:45,359
I'm gonna run up to the ridge and
have a look. Good idea?
591
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,879
Oh well, I'll give it a try anyways.
592
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,559
- God no!
- What's happening?
593
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,479
I'm seeing things.
I'm having visions.
594
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:15,519
The doctor said to go easy on
the booze, and now it's happened.
595
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,159
What ya seeing? Spiders, is it?
596
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:23,399
Elephants! I'm seeing elephants
in the middle of the day!
597
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:29,479
Delirium tremens. I've always been
scared of getting it.
598
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:33,159
A vegetable
for the rest of your life!
599
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,479
You talkin' about pink elephants,
like in the cartoons?
600
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,879
Eddie's been overdosing on cartoons.
601
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,239
I didn't say it was pink!
602
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,999
Rather dead than living like
a vegetable seeing elephants...
603
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,959
Don't do it, Eddie! You haven't
got the D.T.'s! We can see him too.
604
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:58,719
What is an elephant doing up here?
Where did he come from?
605
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,239
There was a circus in town.
Maybe he ran away?
606
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,079
- How did he get this far?
- What should we do?
607
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,239
That elephant is mine!
608
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,519
- This isn't like shooting a moose.
- He belongs to someone.
609
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,439
And they're probably
right behind that hill.
610
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,679
They...
611
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,799
- What are you saying?
- They're gonna...
612
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,119
- What's going on?
- They're gonna shoot Jimmy!
613
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:41,159
- Look, Hudmaspecs...
- He shot my moose, -
614
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:46,239
- so I'm gonna shoot his elephant.
An eye for an eye. It's only fair.
615
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:24,759
Holy shit! You see that, man?
They blew his head off!
616
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:28,079
- What happened?
- Look! I've loosened my ropes!
617
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,079
That was an accident.
No doubt about it.
618
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:36,279
A prime example
of an accidental discharge.
619
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,439
It was the moose!
The moose pushed Hudmaspecs!
620
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:44,839
It was almost as if
the moose came to help the elephant.
621
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,199
- The elephant!
- The elephant must not escape!
622
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,399
- Let's get out of here!
- Where the hell is Jimmy?
623
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,279
- Jimmy's gone!
- Where to?
624
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,039
He just disappeared.
625
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,799
True Warriors Agains Animal Torture
and Subjugation! Weapons down!
626
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,079
- Hud ma specs...
- Where the fuck did he come from?
627
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,079
That's all we need.
The animal lib.
628
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:12,279
- He's got a hand grenade!
- I don't care! I'll blow us to hell!
629
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,639
I'm gonna fuckin' flatten this guy!
630
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,959
- I am prepared to kill myself!
- I'll do that for ya.
631
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:28,839
Die in peace, Marius! Take some
animal abusers along with you!
632
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,919
We will save Jimmy!
633
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,879
Is he a little slow in the head?
634
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,959
Fuckin' loony tune.
635
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,679
Jimmy!
636
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,759
- Jimmy!
- Jimmy!
637
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,039
- Motorbikes?
- Stop, no!
638
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:10,559
Stay away from the elephant!
He's mine!
639
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,519
- I mean it! I'll blow us all up!
- Get away from him, ya wee shite!
640
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,608
Get off or we die!
641
01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:20,559
If it's your elephant,
you'd better be ready...
642
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,639
- Hudmaspecs, you're alive!
- Fuckin' foreigners!
643
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,479
The elephant... shoulda been mine!
Y'hear me?
644
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,959
At least
we didn't get blown to pieces.
645
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:16,919
- Come on!
- Are you outta your mind?
646
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,759
That elephant
is not right in the head.
647
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,719
Come on then, Jimmy!
It's medication time.
648
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:28,919
That's it. Come on. Every
little thing gonna be alright, Jimmy.
649
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,319
Don't you recognize me, Jimmy?
650
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,319
Check him out,
he's guzzling them all.
651
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:46,199
- I'm shaking like a leaf.
- I nearly shat myself.
652
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:48,319
Oh shit!
653
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,879
Don't do it, Jimmy!
654
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,399
No, no, Karma!
655
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,279
Karma, no!
656
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:22,039
Once upon a time
there was a little mouse.
657
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:27,279
And this little mouse found himself
a well-deserved piece of cheese.
658
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,439
Oh my God!
659
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,559
Now it's our turn, man!
660
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,039
Come on. He can't be far off.
661
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:24,759
Just leave it, will you, Arnie? What're
we gonna do when we find him, anyway?
662
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,359
Come on. We'll split it up even.
663
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,359
What the fuck?
664
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,879
Stop that beast!
665
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,759
Stop!
666
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,519
No.
667
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,439
I thought we'd had our chips!
668
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,639
- I wanna go home.
- Where the hell's Jimmy, man?
669
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:40,420
Jimmy!
670
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,719
We are going home. Now!
671
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:29,399
The police have no theory regarding
the six people found dead.
672
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,679
According to a spokesperson
the two tourists were shot...
673
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:38,319
We're selling all this circus crap!
You owe us, man.
674
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,079
You fuckin' try it!
675
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,479
We'll split it fair, just help me
find Jimmy.
676
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:49,639
I don't give a shit
about your stupid, fucking circus.
677
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:54,399
No, I'm gonna find Jimmy!
I don't care if he's dead or alive.
678
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,039
He's out there and I'm gonna find
him.
679
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:03,599
I'll find him and start over again.
My dream will come true:
680
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:09,159
- The Roy Arnie Circus!
- For chrissakes, do me a favour.
681
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,999
Stop slamming that fuckin' whip
around. Makes me nervous.
682
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,319
And get out of that circus clobber.
It's getting on my tits.
683
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,319
You are obsessed.
684
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:25,559
And Flea, why the fuck
are you wearing that clown costume?
685
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,959
I was thinking maybe I could become,
like, a circus clown.
686
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:36,159
- Don't you think I'd make a good
clown? -You'd make a great clown.
687
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:41,039
Flea ain't a fuckin' artist.
He'd never make a clown. Look at him.
688
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,119
What the hell you doing,
you silly bastard?
689
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,079
- My eye!
- Flea?
690
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:55,999
- You blinded Flea!
- I didn't hit you that hard.
691
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:04,599
What do you know about the circus?
You're so fucking full of it!
692
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:09,679
He's messed things up
once too often.
693
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:13,799
Bust his nut, Flea!
Actually, I'll do it myself!
694
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,719
Fuck your stupid circus!
And this is for Jimmy, you bastard!
695
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,839
- Jimmy was cool, man!
- Even if he was an elephant!
696
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,399
- Especially considering he was an
elephant. -I'll find Jimmy...
697
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,559
and get my circus...
698
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:39,740
Jimmy!
699
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,679
Dedicated to
JOACHIM NIELSEN 1964-2000
700
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:24,079
Untertitel: Christian Kuhrt
Broadcast Text
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