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Hello.
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Martin? You called?
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Yes.
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I think we need to talk.
Don't you?
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- Petronella?
- Hang on a minute.
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- Hello... Petronella?
- Martin?
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Martin, what's wrong?
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Oh, hang on.
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No, you don't.
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Oh, look, please.
Please, that's my space.
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I was just about to
back in there.
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Oh, come on. Oh, please.
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Look, I've... I've driven
for 55 minutes...
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I've traveled four miles!
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Did you hear what I just said?!
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Heads up. He's finally made it.
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Thought you weren't
gonna make it.
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I need a drink.
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- Martin.
- How are you, Andrew?
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Better for seeing you, Mart.
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Bloody good to see you too.
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God, I've been looking forward
to this for ages.
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- Have you ordered?
- No.
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- How many is that?
- Eight.
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Not another one?
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Do you know, Mart,
you're the only obstetrician
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in the whole of London that
ever takes us out for a meal.
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Isn't old Mart a nice guy?
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He is.
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What are friends for?
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Hear, hear.
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Can I ask you
a really embarrassing question?
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You don't think Petronella's
having an affair, do you?
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Why would you think that?
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- I've just got this feeling.
- Ah, you're being paranoid.
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No.
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No, I'm sure
she's having an affair.
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I just don't have any proof.
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Last night she said she was
working late at the hospital
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with Dr. Greenberg.
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But then when I called,
she wasn't there,
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and they weren't expecting her.
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Well, where was she?
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I don't know.
I'm gonna ask her tonight.
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Mart, if we hear anything...
anything at all...
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we'll tell you, okay?
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I wouldn't worry about it.
She's not having an affair.
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She loves you. Doesn't she?
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Sure does.
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Yeah. Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I'm being paranoid.
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I should just
take her out to dinner
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and clear the air, shouldn't I?
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That is what you need to do.
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Hello, it's Martin Bamford here.
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Could you page my wife and ask
her call me on my mobile?
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Thank you.
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There. That's... That's done.
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Brandy?
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Ah, I think we've had enough.
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All right, I'll get
the bill when I come back.
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Excuse me.
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"Call your husband."
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Have you got
Petronella's beeper?
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No.
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Then why did the hospital
just page you?
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It's all right. He didn't hear.
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But she's not going to call,
is she?
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Not if he's got her beeper.
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Look, look.
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Uh, when Mart comes back,
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I'll go to the bathroom,
I'll call the hospital,
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have them page Andrew's beeper,
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and then she'll get the message
to call him.
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It'll be fine.
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Hello, this is
Martin Bamford again.
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Did you just page my wife?
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Yes, Doctor.
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I see.
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Could you page
Dr. Andrew McPherson for me
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and have him call his husband?
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- I'm sorry?
- Just do it. Thank you.
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That's better.
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Oh!
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Petronella.
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Martin?
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Just finishing off lunch
with our good friends
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Tim, Harry, and Andrew.
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Are you drunk, Martin?
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- Not yet.
- What do you want?
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Ah, I'll tell you
when I see you.
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You'll be in your office
in about 20 minutes?
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- No, I was...
- Yes, you will.
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I'll see you then. Bye for now.
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Where were we?
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- Everything all right, Mart?
- No.
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What are you doing
with my wife's beeper?
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What?
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More importantly,
what's she doing with yours?
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I just called the hospital again
and had them page you,
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asking you
to call your husband... me.
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Which worked,
because she just called.
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Now, what worries me
is Petronella's pager
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is always attached to her belt.
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She never takes the beeper
off that belt.
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Unless she's taking
her clothes off.
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I'm sure there's
a simple explanation
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but the only one I can think of,
I don't like.
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Well, it must have
been in, uh...
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the changing rooms
at the leisure complex, Mart.
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Where we all play squash.
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But you don't change
in the ladies, Andrew, do you?
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Do you know
what I think happened?
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Last night Petronella spent
the evening with you...
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not with Dr. Greenberg...
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presumably in your flat,
and probably in your bed,
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until the hospital paged her.
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Oh, God.
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"Mrs. Bamford to casualty.
Emergency."
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Martin, don't be so silly.
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Let me finish.
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My wife is body shy.
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She never likes to dress
with the light on.
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She has a nasty scar
on her tummy
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from a bicycle accident
as a child.
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But she's in a terrible hurry.
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She doesn't want to be late
and have this go on her record.
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And in the darkness,
she picks up the wrong beeper.
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Now, that's what
I think happened.
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I'm not the only one.
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What?
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Am I?
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Mart, look...
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Don't tell me
you've slept with her too.
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Anybody else?
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Me too.
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You've all slept with her?
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Don't worry
about the bill, Mart.
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Lunch is on us. Heh.
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I can't talk now.
I'll call you back.
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Do you want to sit down?
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Why did you do it?
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You're never around.
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That's your excuse?
I'm never around?
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What about
we don't have sex anymore?
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That's not my fault.
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I'm ready.
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What... What do you want me
to say, Martin?
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Just the truth, that's all.
Just the truth.
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Because I really
don't understand.
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I'm not sure I have the courage
to tell you the truth.
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Well, when you do have
the courage, give me a call.
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Where are you going?
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Away.
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I don't know.
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Martin?
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Where's my car?
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I gave it to a young man
who said how much he liked it.
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- Paddington station, please.
- Paddington. Right, sir.
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Hello, Clare. it's Martin.
How are you?
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Good. I'm fine, thank you.
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Look, can you cancel
my appointments
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for the next seven days?
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No, nothing's wrong. I just need
to get away for a few days.
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Cornwall.
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What's so funny?
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No, it'll be beautiful
at this time of year.
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Mm? Uh, in a pub.
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Listen,
if and when my wife calls,
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just don't let on you know
where I am.
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Clare? Did you hear that? Clare?
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I'll call you later.
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If you want a taxi,
sir, his name is Mitch,
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and he's parked outside.
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So, what brings you down
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to this lovely part
of the world, then, sir?
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Thought it would be nice
to get away for a few days.
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Picked a lovely time of year
to visit, sir.
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Something wrong?
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Think we might be
out of petrol, sir.
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You are joking?
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You carry a spare can,
don't you?
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No, sir.
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No, of course you don't.
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How far is it to the village?
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Did you hear me?
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Antidepressants.
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I prefer to call 'em
happy pills, sir.
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Is there someone we can phone?
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Aye, but you won't get
a signal there, sir.
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How far did you say it was
to Port Isaac?
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A couple of mile, maybe.
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Right, well, we'll just
have to walk, won't we?
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This way?
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Aye, that's it, sir.
Mind how you go.
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You okay?
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Find anything, sir?
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Really expensive pair of shoes!
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Never mind!
We'll just carry on, will we?!
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Well, they'll probably find them
in the morning, sir.
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Then again, sheep like shoes.
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� Now, it seems like days �
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� Roll into one �
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� Sleep through rain �
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� And sleep in the sun �
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� Although we lie awake
every night
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� Searching for fun �
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� Oh, but it never comes �
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� it never comes �
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Sorry.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Dropped your glove.
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Night, Alistair.
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Double or quits?
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What's the pot now?
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40p.
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You feeling lucky, Billy?
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Am I feeling lucky?
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Who's the poor bastard
with no deckhand?
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It's not me, pal.
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Might even
have a lie-in tomorrow,
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give my Odette a thrill.
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Billy, your problem has always
been a lack of imagination.
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- Is that right?
- I think so, yeah.
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Me, I could easily imagine
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someone walking through that
door in the next 15 minutes...
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What, and him go fishing
with you?
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If that's
what you're thinking, Harvey,
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you're even dafter
than I thought.
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No offense, Harvey,
but he's right.
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You're not gonna find anyone.
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14 hours is a bloody long time
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to be stuck on a lobster boat
with you.
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Vicar, are you
gonna help me out?
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Jesus was a fisherman.
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Not in Cornwall.
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Ah, now that, right,
is where you're wrong.
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Just shut up and play the game,
will you?
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- I got proof.
- Play the game!
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Six.
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You lose.
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Who is it?
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It's Mitch.
Got a guest for you here.
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Welcome, sir.
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- Coming in, Mitch?
- No, no.
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No bags, sir?
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No bags and no shoes.
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Traveling light, eh?
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Lost his shoes in Arthur's bog.
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Right. Night, then, Mister...
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- Brown.
- Oh!
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This way, sir.
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What can I get you, sir?
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Um, whiskey, please.
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Whiskey it is.
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Oh.
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There you are, sir.
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Thank you.
263
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:27,230
That's my stool.
264
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,091
I says that's my stool.
265
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:42,273
Bastard's wet my stool.
266
00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:43,939
Sorry.
267
00:17:47,151 --> 00:17:48,675
There's a pay phone
in the saloon.
268
00:17:48,753 --> 00:17:50,482
I'm waiting
for a call, thanks.
269
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,615
Ah, well, sea's the only place
you'll get a signal with that.
270
00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:56,159
- I don't have a boat.
- I do.
271
00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:59,296
You ever been lobster fishing?
272
00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:00,388
No.
273
00:18:00,465 --> 00:18:01,693
Would you like to go?
274
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:04,831
Yeah, it's just
I'm short of a hand.
275
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,301
If you'd like to
come with me tomorrow,
276
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:07,633
I'll be happy to take you.
277
00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:09,696
I'll see how I get on
this evening.
278
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:11,708
Thanks.
279
00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:14,301
Well, I'm leaving at 7:00
from the slipway.
280
00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:19,106
Can I have
another one of those please?
281
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,650
Right you are, sir.
282
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,821
Our honeymoon suite, sir.
283
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:34,725
Oh.
284
00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:38,064
Uh, have you any single rooms?
285
00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,933
All are currently
being refurbished.
286
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:42,302
But I'll only charge you
for a double.
287
00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:45,069
And you can drink
all the ale you want.
288
00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:47,805
We ran out of champagne.
289
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,006
If you're a literary man,
I'll throw in a copy
290
00:18:50,081 --> 00:18:51,776
of Daphne du Maurier's
"Frenchman's Creek."
291
00:18:51,849 --> 00:18:53,840
Sweeten your dreams.
292
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,216
I don't think I'll be doing
much sleeping.
293
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:57,777
Really?
294
00:19:00,191 --> 00:19:02,853
Thank you. Good night.
295
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,475
Not here to sleep.
296
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:31,455
So why is he here?
297
00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:33,149
Did you see the glove?
298
00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,725
He looks familiar.
299
00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:36,653
Ow!
300
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:40,618
Cow!
301
00:22:55,226 --> 00:22:57,319
He scored!
302
00:23:01,399 --> 00:23:03,333
Get the door, Billy.
303
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,776
Oh, no.
304
00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:18,576
Not us.
305
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,082
What is it, lover?
306
00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:22,119
We got a jelly.
307
00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:28,216
It was a woman! I saw her!
308
00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:32,456
She was wearing
yellow marigolds!
309
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,132
It's all right.
310
00:23:58,456 --> 00:24:00,014
Morning.
311
00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:02,616
Does that offer still stand?
312
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:05,685
- Is that all you got to wear?
- Yep.
313
00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:17,402
Come on, then.
314
00:24:23,614 --> 00:24:26,583
I swear to God, Odette.
315
00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:29,210
I swear to God
I done nothing wrong.
316
00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:33,452
What about you?
317
00:24:34,859 --> 00:24:36,588
You done anything
I should know about?
318
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,151
No.
319
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:42,131
So then you won't mind
if I cut open this jelly?
320
00:24:42,199 --> 00:24:43,689
No.
321
00:24:45,002 --> 00:24:46,333
Right, then.
322
00:25:10,828 --> 00:25:12,455
Them's my pots.
323
00:25:13,998 --> 00:25:16,091
On Harvey's truck?
324
00:25:17,234 --> 00:25:19,134
Harvey's been stealing my pots.
325
00:25:19,203 --> 00:25:21,137
Billy, Harvey's no thief.
326
00:25:22,406 --> 00:25:25,273
Odette, the jelly maker
don't lie!
327
00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:35,185
Oi.
328
00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:37,720
What you doing there?
329
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,585
This your cab?
330
00:25:39,657 --> 00:25:41,682
You know it is, John.
331
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:44,284
Why is there pink agricultural
diesel in the tank?
332
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:49,455
How did you know?
333
00:25:50,701 --> 00:25:52,692
No.
334
00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:54,397
A jelly.
335
00:26:08,018 --> 00:26:10,009
Justine. What can I do for you?
336
00:26:10,087 --> 00:26:12,885
- Are you alone?
- That's none of your business.
337
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:15,588
What do you want?
338
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:17,957
I saw the jelly maker.
339
00:26:18,028 --> 00:26:21,327
Left a jelly
outside Billy May's.
340
00:26:21,398 --> 00:26:24,299
Makes you wonder what
he's been doing, doesn't it?
341
00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:26,063
Makes you wonder.
Not the rest of us.
342
00:26:26,137 --> 00:26:29,402
Well, I thought you might
have seen her as she ran by.
343
00:26:29,473 --> 00:26:31,839
- No.
- Wearing gloves.
344
00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:33,934
Just like them.
345
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:36,275
I didn't see anything.
346
00:26:37,648 --> 00:26:41,482
How is your friendship
with Odette these days?
347
00:26:41,552 --> 00:26:44,180
Mum?
Harvey's on the radio.
348
00:26:44,255 --> 00:26:46,917
Don't try accusing me
of being the jelly maker.
349
00:26:46,991 --> 00:26:48,925
Go home, Justine.
350
00:26:57,434 --> 00:26:58,662
Morning, Harvey.
351
00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:01,466
Morning, beautiful.
How you doing?
352
00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,665
Fine.
353
00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:06,005
- How's my little godson today?
- Had a bad night.
354
00:27:06,076 --> 00:27:08,340
What are you doing out?
I thought Boy was sick.
355
00:27:08,412 --> 00:27:10,846
He is.
356
00:27:10,915 --> 00:27:12,644
I found a new replacement.
357
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:14,206
Who?
358
00:27:14,285 --> 00:27:16,685
Some bloke.
Came in the pub late last night.
359
00:27:16,754 --> 00:27:19,416
- What's he do?
- No idea.
360
00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:22,118
- A stranger?
- Yeah.
361
00:27:22,193 --> 00:27:24,184
Arrived with no bags
and no shoes.
362
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:25,853
Come on!
363
00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,795
Come on, you bloody phone!
364
00:27:27,865 --> 00:27:29,924
Bloody! Bloody! Bloody!
365
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Ah!
366
00:27:31,035 --> 00:27:33,162
I'm wondering
if he's in some kind of trouble.
367
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,171
With the police?
368
00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,002
Well, he seems
sort of desperate.
369
00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:39,167
There you go!
I've got a signal, Harvey!
370
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,444
You be careful, Harvey!
371
00:27:45,516 --> 00:27:47,108
I will.
372
00:27:50,487 --> 00:27:51,545
Who's that?
373
00:27:51,622 --> 00:27:53,214
That's Merlin.
374
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:56,316
He lives on the boat.
He protects us.
375
00:27:56,393 --> 00:27:57,417
What from?
376
00:27:57,494 --> 00:27:59,121
You want to start
cutting some bait
377
00:27:59,196 --> 00:28:01,255
so we're ready when we get
to the first string?
378
00:28:01,332 --> 00:28:03,095
Where is it?
379
00:28:04,902 --> 00:28:06,597
Oh.
380
00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:21,451
I can smell the graveyard.
381
00:28:21,518 --> 00:28:24,043
Boy, what you can smell
is your dirty old corpse.
382
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,601
Why don't you go home
and take a bath?
383
00:28:25,656 --> 00:28:26,987
You're getting
my maggots excited.
384
00:28:27,057 --> 00:28:29,821
My days at sea are finished.
385
00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:31,986
So who's out crewing
for your boss, then?
386
00:28:34,064 --> 00:28:37,693
I tell you, if I can't work on
the boats, I don't want to live.
387
00:28:37,768 --> 00:28:40,100
I don't. Dr. Cadbury says...
388
00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:42,161
Boy, who's fishing with Harvey?
389
00:28:42,239 --> 00:28:44,230
I don't know!
390
00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,173
And I don't care.
391
00:28:48,479 --> 00:28:50,845
Harvey?
You out there?
392
00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:52,040
Come back.
393
00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:57,749
Morning, Billy.
394
00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,551
What you doing out today,
Harvey?
395
00:29:00,624 --> 00:29:01,989
Found a hand.
396
00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:04,823
Oh, yeah? Who's that, then?
397
00:29:04,895 --> 00:29:07,693
Your friend. Stool bandit.
398
00:29:07,765 --> 00:29:09,528
Yeah, another criminal.
399
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,965
What do you mean?
400
00:29:11,035 --> 00:29:13,196
I thought you was short of pots.
401
00:29:13,270 --> 00:29:15,363
Found some more.
402
00:29:15,439 --> 00:29:18,875
Yeah. I'll bet you did.
403
00:29:21,278 --> 00:29:23,337
Bastard!
Bloody anesthetists!
404
00:29:23,414 --> 00:29:26,315
Bastard! Bloody!
405
00:29:26,383 --> 00:29:27,782
Oh, hello, Andrew.
406
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:29,250
I'm so sorry to hear
you've been having
407
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,548
a little bit
of trouble downstairs.
408
00:29:30,621 --> 00:29:31,986
I'm afraid
we're gonna have to operate
409
00:29:32,056 --> 00:29:33,751
without an anesthetic at all!
410
00:29:33,824 --> 00:29:35,815
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
411
00:29:35,893 --> 00:29:37,622
Timmy, same thing for you?
412
00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:39,219
Little bit
of trouble downstairs?
413
00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:41,161
Well, sorry, you bastard!
414
00:29:41,231 --> 00:29:42,493
Bastards!
415
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,269
Oh, this is lovely, Vicar.
416
00:29:48,339 --> 00:29:50,330
I shall enjoy this view.
417
00:29:51,342 --> 00:29:54,311
Are you absolutely sure
you're going to need it?
418
00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:57,541
I get these terrible pains
in the morning.
419
00:29:57,614 --> 00:29:59,844
It's just a question of time,
you know?
420
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:03,182
I've got to go to the hospital
for a test but...
421
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:06,216
Is something wrong?
422
00:30:07,157 --> 00:30:09,591
I'm not rotting
next to that bastard.
423
00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:11,719
He stole two of my chickens.
424
00:30:11,795 --> 00:30:13,422
What else you got?
425
00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:20,533
I don't want to see
that Dr. Cadbury, Mum.
426
00:30:20,604 --> 00:30:21,764
He's shite.
427
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:22,863
He's the doctor, Johnny.
428
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,669
He's going to make you better.
Trust me.
429
00:30:24,742 --> 00:30:26,039
He isn't.
430
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:29,511
Just give it another chance,
please?
431
00:30:37,154 --> 00:30:38,678
Are you all right, Doctor?
432
00:30:38,756 --> 00:30:42,021
Oh, yes, yes.
Fine, thank you, yes.
433
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,652
Now, where were we?
434
00:30:44,728 --> 00:30:46,025
Mmm.
435
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,859
Ah, yes. Antibiotics.
436
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,195
I've tried them
for three months.
437
00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:53,168
I still can't play football.
They don't work.
438
00:30:53,237 --> 00:30:55,569
Well...
439
00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:57,402
If these don't work.
440
00:30:57,474 --> 00:30:59,908
I'm not a doctor, huh?
441
00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:01,569
There you are.
442
00:31:01,645 --> 00:31:03,510
Grand. Thanks very much.
443
00:31:05,883 --> 00:31:08,010
I think
there's been some mistake.
444
00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:09,848
Mistake?
445
00:31:11,755 --> 00:31:13,450
No. No mistake.
446
00:31:13,524 --> 00:31:14,957
Just take them
three times a day.
447
00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:16,754
I'm sure he'll be fine.
448
00:31:18,562 --> 00:31:19,824
Come on, Johnny.
449
00:31:28,405 --> 00:31:29,997
What the hell's that?
450
00:31:30,073 --> 00:31:31,734
That's a conger eel.
451
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:40,139
I know a man, Harold Jay,
landed a conger on his boat.
452
00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:43,050
He had a mouth like that.
453
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,782
Harold, he was so scared,
454
00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:47,847
he went and got his pistol
from the pilothouse,
455
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:49,358
started shooting the bastard.
456
00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:50,518
Did he get it?
457
00:31:50,594 --> 00:31:53,222
Oh, yeah. Sunk the boat.
458
00:31:54,598 --> 00:31:56,429
I like guns.
459
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,663
- Have you ever shot anyone?
- No. You?
460
00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:01,931
Not yet.
461
00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:04,405
Always a first time, though,
isn't there?
462
00:32:09,813 --> 00:32:11,678
Are you sure this fellow is out?
463
00:32:11,748 --> 00:32:13,079
Positive.
464
00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:14,879
I'll stay here.
465
00:32:14,952 --> 00:32:16,579
You're not coming up?
466
00:32:16,653 --> 00:32:18,484
If he finds
the both of us up there,
467
00:32:18,555 --> 00:32:19,647
he's sure to smell a rat.
468
00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:23,318
But on your own, it's all right.
It's your pub.
469
00:32:44,815 --> 00:32:46,476
Mrs. Gorrie.
470
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,518
So when Harvey told me
471
00:32:48,585 --> 00:32:50,678
he thought this man
was in some kind of trouble,
472
00:32:50,754 --> 00:32:52,954
I thought, "I'll have a look
'round whilst I'm cleaning"
473
00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:54,684
and see if anything turns up."
474
00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:57,784
His name is Dr. Bamford,
not Mr. Brown.
475
00:33:00,664 --> 00:33:02,598
Unless that's an alias.
476
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:05,134
You know
the phantom struck again?
477
00:33:05,202 --> 00:33:06,965
Billy May.
478
00:33:07,037 --> 00:33:09,528
- Why Billy?
- Why anyone?
479
00:33:09,606 --> 00:33:11,597
Truth is this phantom's
got a bloody ax to grind
480
00:33:11,675 --> 00:33:13,506
against the whole village.
481
00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:16,512
Do you remember a case
against some doctor at Treneng?
482
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,070
Sometime ago it was.
483
00:33:18,148 --> 00:33:21,447
He misdiagnosed an outbreak
of E. coli at Tintagel.
484
00:33:21,518 --> 00:33:23,577
Tintagel had the squits
for a week.
485
00:33:23,654 --> 00:33:25,087
Blamed us for their water.
486
00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:27,749
Until they found out
the doc had got it wrong.
487
00:33:27,824 --> 00:33:28,984
They took him to court.
488
00:33:29,893 --> 00:33:32,327
He got struck off.
489
00:33:32,396 --> 00:33:34,660
This Dr. Bamford's him?
490
00:33:34,731 --> 00:33:36,790
And he's come back
to take his revenge on us?
491
00:33:36,867 --> 00:33:38,357
No, come on.
492
00:33:39,236 --> 00:33:40,965
How do you explain...
493
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,306
this?
494
00:33:47,077 --> 00:33:49,568
- Wuh!
- Oh!
495
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:05,762
Oh! Easy there.
496
00:34:06,730 --> 00:34:07,788
Here.
497
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:13,327
Right.
498
00:34:13,403 --> 00:34:14,700
Now what?
499
00:34:14,771 --> 00:34:16,500
Stick him
under that cloth there.
500
00:34:16,573 --> 00:34:18,234
Smother him?
501
00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:19,707
I like it.
502
00:34:31,521 --> 00:34:32,715
Well?
503
00:34:35,258 --> 00:34:36,623
He's not Mr. Brown.
504
00:34:36,693 --> 00:34:38,388
Aha.
505
00:34:38,462 --> 00:34:41,056
I knew there was something funny
about him.
506
00:34:41,131 --> 00:34:42,496
So who is he?
507
00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:44,056
Dr. Bamford.
508
00:34:44,134 --> 00:34:45,726
Of Treneng.
509
00:34:54,544 --> 00:34:56,808
North-south, please!
510
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,313
Righto!
511
00:35:19,002 --> 00:35:20,902
This is great.
512
00:35:20,971 --> 00:35:22,336
I like it.
513
00:35:22,406 --> 00:35:24,169
How long have you been fishing?
514
00:35:24,241 --> 00:35:25,799
Since I was a boy.
515
00:35:25,876 --> 00:35:28,003
What a life.
516
00:35:28,078 --> 00:35:30,410
You? What brings you down here?
517
00:35:32,182 --> 00:35:34,173
Rather not talk about me,
if you don't mind.
518
00:35:34,251 --> 00:35:35,513
Fair enough.
519
00:35:35,585 --> 00:35:37,348
Do you know what I liked most
about today?
520
00:35:37,421 --> 00:35:39,218
What?
521
00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:42,725
I didn't have a minute
to think about things.
522
00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:44,522
Like what?
523
00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:48,330
I'm gonna have to kill her.
524
00:35:57,074 --> 00:35:58,632
Pete does a daily run to London
525
00:35:58,709 --> 00:36:00,802
to supply to a handful
of the best restaurants.
526
00:36:00,877 --> 00:36:02,674
It's cash,
so it's off the books.
527
00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:04,236
Right, how much
do you owe us, then?
528
00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:05,576
500.
529
00:36:07,551 --> 00:36:09,917
I'll have that.
Thank you very much.
530
00:36:09,986 --> 00:36:11,886
Mal, you can't take the money.
531
00:36:11,955 --> 00:36:13,354
I'm broke. I need the diesel.
532
00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:15,687
You keep up
the good work, Harvey.
533
00:36:15,759 --> 00:36:18,728
Only 22 grand to go.
534
00:36:18,795 --> 00:36:19,955
Don't you own your boat?
535
00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:22,089
I got a mortgage
like everybody else.
536
00:36:22,165 --> 00:36:23,689
Only he's the bank.
537
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:26,065
He owns a piece of most of
the boats on the north coast.
538
00:36:26,136 --> 00:36:28,570
Oi! I want to talk to you.
539
00:36:28,638 --> 00:36:30,902
Where's my pots,
you thieving bastard?
540
00:36:30,974 --> 00:36:33,067
Billy, what are
you talking about?
541
00:36:33,143 --> 00:36:35,668
My string at Pentargon.
It's gone.
542
00:36:35,746 --> 00:36:37,907
I checked it this afternoon.
I know you've took it!
543
00:36:37,981 --> 00:36:39,949
- Now, now...
- Nobody's talking to you, mate!
544
00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:43,782
Billy, take your hands off him!
I haven't got your pots.
545
00:36:43,854 --> 00:36:45,014
No?
546
00:36:45,088 --> 00:36:47,750
So, what's this, then, eh?
What's that?
547
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,025
Where'd you get this?
548
00:36:52,095 --> 00:36:53,722
A jelly.
549
00:36:58,168 --> 00:37:00,432
Why would I steal your pots?
550
00:37:00,504 --> 00:37:02,904
Because you lost a lot in the
last storm, and you're broke.
551
00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:05,407
Billy, if it makes you
feel better,
552
00:37:05,475 --> 00:37:07,272
you can go and haul
every single pot I got.
553
00:37:07,344 --> 00:37:09,869
But I guarantee you, you ain't
gonna find one belonging to you.
554
00:37:09,946 --> 00:37:11,004
Now, whoever gave you this
555
00:37:11,081 --> 00:37:12,981
is trying to stir it up
between us two.
556
00:37:15,085 --> 00:37:18,145
I hope you're telling
the truth, Harvey.
557
00:37:18,221 --> 00:37:20,519
Because if I find you're lying,
you're a dead man.
558
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:21,955
You hear me?
559
00:37:26,797 --> 00:37:28,230
Jelly?
560
00:37:33,336 --> 00:37:35,861
Three words...
Lee Harvey Oswald.
561
00:37:35,939 --> 00:37:37,304
Right.
562
00:37:37,374 --> 00:37:39,501
In the village,
currently using the jellies
563
00:37:39,576 --> 00:37:41,134
for the preferred weapon
for the hit.
564
00:37:41,211 --> 00:37:42,508
What, to kill President Kennedy?
565
00:37:42,579 --> 00:37:45,070
Not to kill Kennedy.
Kennedy's dead, isn't he?
566
00:37:45,148 --> 00:37:46,843
Um, yeah, but you said...
567
00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:51,081
Lee Harvey Oswald
was an assassin.
568
00:37:51,154 --> 00:37:52,849
That's what we got
in this village.
569
00:37:52,923 --> 00:37:54,788
- Who uses jellies.
- Right.
570
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:55,984
To kill people.
571
00:37:56,059 --> 00:37:57,617
No one uses a jelly
to kill someone.
572
00:37:57,694 --> 00:38:00,026
What you gonna do,
suffocate him? No.
573
00:38:00,096 --> 00:38:02,462
What's inside the jellies
is causing all the trouble.
574
00:38:02,532 --> 00:38:04,193
That's why we've got to
find out who it is
575
00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:05,632
before something
terrible happens.
576
00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:08,299
Not funny.
577
00:38:08,371 --> 00:38:11,033
Last week we lost our butcher
because his wife found out
578
00:38:11,107 --> 00:38:12,802
he was having an affair
with his trainee.
579
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,434
Wife got a jelly.
580
00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:26,249
Oh, God, is that, um...
581
00:38:28,058 --> 00:38:30,219
My wife hates this stuff.
582
00:38:39,836 --> 00:38:41,861
Thanks.
583
00:38:48,478 --> 00:38:52,039
� Ranzo, Ranzo �
584
00:38:52,115 --> 00:38:56,984
� Way-hey, Ranzo �
585
00:38:57,053 --> 00:39:03,288
� I said to her, "How are you on
this fine summer's morning?" �
586
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,725
What are you drinking?
587
00:39:04,794 --> 00:39:06,819
- Who's she?
- That's Rita.
588
00:39:06,897 --> 00:39:09,092
- Mrs. Gorrie to you.
- Missis?
589
00:39:09,165 --> 00:39:11,656
You want to leave her alone.
Her husband's a jealous bastard.
590
00:39:11,735 --> 00:39:13,794
- What does he do?
- Demolition expert.
591
00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:15,303
But he's got a very short fuse.
592
00:39:15,372 --> 00:39:16,669
Well, that's understandable.
593
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,901
She does have
a-a beautiful voice.
594
00:39:18,975 --> 00:39:20,704
That's one way of putting it.
Drink?
595
00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:21,937
Good idea.
596
00:39:22,012 --> 00:39:24,412
Pint of Tinners, then. Cheers.
597
00:39:24,481 --> 00:39:27,075
- You'd better make that two.
- Coming right up, sir.
598
00:39:35,992 --> 00:39:39,928
� As I was going over
the Cork and Kerry Mountain �
599
00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:43,932
� I met with Captain Farrell,
and his money he was countin' �
600
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,902
� I first produced my pistol
and then produced my rapier �
601
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:51,930
� Saying, "Stand and deliver,
for I am a bold deceiver" �
602
00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,374
� Ring dum a doo dum da �
603
00:39:54,444 --> 00:39:56,378
� Whack fol de daddy o �
604
00:39:56,446 --> 00:39:58,038
� Whack fol de daddy o �
605
00:39:58,114 --> 00:39:59,206
� There's whiskey in the jar �
606
00:39:59,282 --> 00:40:01,442
Did Alistair tell you about
his stag do the other week?
607
00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:03,449
Wild one?
608
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,954
He spent the day
picking up litter on the beach.
609
00:40:06,022 --> 00:40:07,785
Alistair's saving the planet.
610
00:40:07,857 --> 00:40:09,916
Well, good for you.
611
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:14,293
4 pounds please, Mister... Brown.
612
00:40:19,069 --> 00:40:21,503
What are you
gonna do tomorrow, then?
613
00:40:21,571 --> 00:40:24,131
Come back out with you again.
If that's okay.
614
00:40:24,207 --> 00:40:26,141
You're staying, then, sir?
615
00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:28,449
Yeah. Hopefully I'll have
a better night than last night.
616
00:40:28,511 --> 00:40:31,139
- In what way might that be, sir?
- Doesn't matter.
617
00:40:31,214 --> 00:40:32,579
Judith!
618
00:40:35,618 --> 00:40:37,381
How are you, lover?
619
00:40:37,454 --> 00:40:38,944
Judith, this is...
620
00:40:39,022 --> 00:40:41,456
- Martin.
- Hi.
621
00:40:41,524 --> 00:40:43,185
- Can I have a word?
- Yeah.
622
00:40:43,259 --> 00:40:44,521
Excuse us.
623
00:40:48,098 --> 00:40:50,965
Married to Dr. Cadbury.
624
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,561
� When I awoke next morning �
625
00:40:55,638 --> 00:40:57,765
� Twixt the hours
of 6:00 and 7:00 �
626
00:40:57,841 --> 00:41:01,299
� There stood Captain Farrell
and likewise darling Jenny �
627
00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:02,902
� I went to try my pistols �
628
00:41:02,979 --> 00:41:05,539
Bugger me, I need a drink.
Evening, Justine.
629
00:41:05,615 --> 00:41:06,547
Mitch.
630
00:41:06,616 --> 00:41:09,050
Bloody jelly maker.
May lose my license now.
631
00:41:09,119 --> 00:41:11,451
How the hell did that bastard
know I was running ag diesel?
632
00:41:12,956 --> 00:41:14,184
We think our guest
633
00:41:14,257 --> 00:41:16,248
might have something to do
with the jellies.
634
00:41:16,326 --> 00:41:17,725
Really?
635
00:41:17,794 --> 00:41:20,888
He's a doctor, you know?
Dr. Bamford.
636
00:41:20,964 --> 00:41:22,898
But the village
has already got a doctor.
637
00:41:22,966 --> 00:41:26,026
Yes, I know,
but what's he doing here, then?
638
00:41:26,102 --> 00:41:29,162
You don't think he might be
the man you got struck off?
639
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:30,501
If it was him...
640
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:33,007
He could be our jelly maker.
641
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:34,543
Could be.
642
00:41:34,611 --> 00:41:36,340
Could be.
643
00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,574
� Ring dum a doo dum da �
644
00:41:38,648 --> 00:41:40,377
� Whack fol de daddy o �
645
00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:42,247
� Whack fol de daddy o �
646
00:41:48,558 --> 00:41:50,651
Blimey.
647
00:42:12,749 --> 00:42:14,614
Oh.
648
00:42:14,684 --> 00:42:17,084
You gave me a fright.
649
00:42:17,153 --> 00:42:19,951
What are you doing
sitting here in the dark?
650
00:42:20,023 --> 00:42:22,218
Where have you been?
651
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,384
Out.
652
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,860
Where, Judith?
653
00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:28,787
With Harvey.
654
00:42:28,865 --> 00:42:32,357
Oh, and how is dear Harvey?
655
00:42:32,435 --> 00:42:36,565
Looks like he's found someone
to take Boy's place on the boat.
656
00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:39,130
The man's a doctor, you know?
657
00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:41,600
From Treneng.
658
00:42:41,678 --> 00:42:44,203
What's he doing here?
659
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,544
Why don't you ask him?
660
00:43:19,883 --> 00:43:21,316
Everything all right, Johnny?
661
00:43:21,384 --> 00:43:22,817
Not really.
662
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:30,392
I'll go and talk to the doctor.
663
00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:32,451
Don't bother. He's pants.
664
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:34,087
Not him. Another one.
665
00:43:34,164 --> 00:43:36,962
I'll be back in a minute.
666
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,437
Be off!
667
00:43:45,508 --> 00:43:46,907
The sight of you disturbs her.
668
00:43:46,976 --> 00:43:49,536
Don't, sir.
We're all she has.
669
00:43:49,612 --> 00:43:52,046
Put her down,
you loathsome creature!
670
00:43:53,149 --> 00:43:56,880
I want nails and some wood.
671
00:44:04,027 --> 00:44:05,858
Fetch an apothecary.
672
00:44:05,929 --> 00:44:07,226
Make haste, now!
673
00:44:07,297 --> 00:44:11,461
See how dawn quits the horizon!
674
00:44:13,937 --> 00:44:16,030
I fear we may be too late!
675
00:44:19,776 --> 00:44:22,108
See how the creature
shrinks from the light!
676
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,672
You're a doctor, aren't you?
677
00:44:25,748 --> 00:44:28,683
- Uh, yes.
- I need your help.
678
00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:31,117
Oh, my God!
679
00:44:31,187 --> 00:44:32,984
It's coming for her!
680
00:44:33,056 --> 00:44:34,853
Stand by.
681
00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:37,188
I don't know how
I can stand it!
682
00:44:59,849 --> 00:45:02,044
Johnny?
683
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:07,184
I've brought someone to see you.
684
00:45:07,257 --> 00:45:08,189
Hello, Johnny.
685
00:45:08,258 --> 00:45:10,624
- Who are you?
- I'm a doctor.
686
00:45:10,693 --> 00:45:12,183
Your mum tells me
687
00:45:12,262 --> 00:45:14,342
you've been having a bit
of trouble playing football.
688
00:45:14,397 --> 00:45:16,957
And you've had a nasty cough
for how long?
689
00:45:17,033 --> 00:45:17,965
Three months.
690
00:45:18,034 --> 00:45:19,501
Three months. Poor you.
691
00:45:19,569 --> 00:45:21,503
I'm gonna have to listen
to your chest, Johnny.
692
00:45:21,571 --> 00:45:22,970
Do you want to sit up?
693
00:45:24,173 --> 00:45:26,073
That's it.
694
00:45:26,142 --> 00:45:27,541
Breathe in.
695
00:45:27,610 --> 00:45:28,838
Go on.
696
00:45:28,911 --> 00:45:31,072
Deeper.
697
00:45:31,147 --> 00:45:32,808
And out.
698
00:45:34,517 --> 00:45:36,712
Sounds like ball bearings
in a Magimix.
699
00:45:36,786 --> 00:45:38,913
- Do you cough at night a lot?
- All night.
700
00:45:38,988 --> 00:45:41,479
All night? Hmm.
701
00:45:41,557 --> 00:45:43,218
Have you got a balloon, Johnny?
702
00:45:45,061 --> 00:45:47,120
Uh, yeah.
703
00:45:52,235 --> 00:45:55,671
You see if you can
blow that up for me.
704
00:45:56,906 --> 00:45:58,032
Why?
705
00:45:58,107 --> 00:46:00,803
It'll show me how strong
your lungs are.
706
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:06,107
Oh, that's enough,
that's enough, that's enough.
707
00:46:06,182 --> 00:46:07,809
Okay.
708
00:46:07,884 --> 00:46:09,647
I think you've got asthma.
709
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,482
Not a chest infection?
710
00:46:11,554 --> 00:46:13,283
No, I don't think so.
711
00:46:15,258 --> 00:46:16,953
So, what do we do?
712
00:46:17,026 --> 00:46:19,187
Get along to your G. P.
713
00:46:19,262 --> 00:46:21,321
Ask him to prescribe something
called Becotine.
714
00:46:21,397 --> 00:46:23,388
And you'll need
a Ventolin inhaler.
715
00:46:23,466 --> 00:46:25,593
Don't tell him I told you so.
He won't like that at all.
716
00:46:25,668 --> 00:46:26,930
Huh, sure.
717
00:46:27,003 --> 00:46:28,300
What's a Becotine?
718
00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,202
Becotine and the inhaler
719
00:46:30,273 --> 00:46:32,639
is what's gonna help you
play football.
720
00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:35,007
A friend of mine
uses an inhaler.
721
00:46:35,078 --> 00:46:37,569
- Can he play football?
- Yeah.
722
00:46:37,647 --> 00:46:39,137
Well, there you go, then.
723
00:46:42,885 --> 00:46:45,080
I'm not actually a doctor.
Not anymore.
724
00:46:45,154 --> 00:46:46,781
I'm an obstetrician.
725
00:46:46,856 --> 00:46:49,086
Well, you should be a doctor.
726
00:46:52,829 --> 00:46:55,821
- Can I ask you a question?
- Go ahead.
727
00:46:55,898 --> 00:46:58,025
Why did you check in
under a false name?
728
00:46:59,569 --> 00:47:03,198
Um, I didn't want my wife
to find me.
729
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,300
Oh.
730
00:47:07,710 --> 00:47:09,371
Are you staying long?
731
00:47:09,445 --> 00:47:10,935
I don't know.
732
00:47:12,148 --> 00:47:14,048
Must be a very busy man.
733
00:47:14,117 --> 00:47:17,814
Um, I was. I don't know how busy
I'll be when I get back.
734
00:47:23,259 --> 00:47:25,921
- Your husband's...
- He's away a lot.
735
00:47:35,371 --> 00:47:38,101
Right, well, I'd better be off.
736
00:47:38,174 --> 00:47:39,903
Well, thanks very much
for coming.
737
00:47:39,976 --> 00:47:41,876
Anytime. Anytime. Yeah.
738
00:47:41,944 --> 00:47:44,640
- He's a nice boy.
- Thank you.
739
00:48:43,873 --> 00:48:47,331
"Mrs. Gorrie. Three packs."
740
00:48:47,410 --> 00:48:50,174
Mitch was in here.
He loves his sherry.
741
00:48:50,246 --> 00:48:52,840
Two packs.
742
00:48:52,915 --> 00:48:54,678
Morning.
743
00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,217
Morning.
744
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,270
And what flavor jelly
do you have?
745
00:50:13,462 --> 00:50:15,589
What's the matter with you?
746
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:22,298
I thought you'd stopped
all that twaddle.
747
00:50:22,371 --> 00:50:24,339
I'm trying. I'm trying.
748
00:50:24,407 --> 00:50:25,931
Oh, Vicar.
749
00:50:26,008 --> 00:50:30,445
You can't believe all that
nonsense, not as a clergyman.
750
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,880
Was it in a...
751
00:50:33,950 --> 00:50:35,747
Jeepers!
752
00:50:35,818 --> 00:50:37,251
But I saw him.
753
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,653
Him? It's a her.
754
00:50:40,723 --> 00:50:42,623
Our stranger.
755
00:50:42,692 --> 00:50:44,159
So...
756
00:50:44,226 --> 00:50:46,251
There are two of them.
757
00:50:46,329 --> 00:50:49,264
Like in "Scream"!
758
00:50:49,332 --> 00:50:50,697
Two killers.
759
00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:52,927
Now, that's very clever.
760
00:50:53,002 --> 00:50:54,970
We must call a meeting.
761
00:50:55,037 --> 00:50:56,868
Call a meeting
and confront them.
762
00:50:56,939 --> 00:50:57,939
All of us.
763
00:50:58,007 --> 00:51:01,909
We'll force a confession
out of our two phantoms.
764
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,807
- What flavor was it?
- Hmm?
765
00:51:06,882 --> 00:51:07,814
Jelly.
766
00:51:07,883 --> 00:51:10,181
Oh! Green. Lime.
767
00:51:10,252 --> 00:51:11,913
What was in it?
768
00:51:11,988 --> 00:51:13,922
That, uh, thingy you gave me.
769
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:16,788
Bring it with you?
770
00:51:29,372 --> 00:51:31,169
- Hello.
- Martin?
771
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,003
Petronella, hi. How are you?
772
00:51:33,075 --> 00:51:34,975
It's my wife.
773
00:51:35,044 --> 00:51:37,911
I'm fine. How... How are you?
774
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:39,242
Me too.
775
00:51:39,315 --> 00:51:41,078
- Where are you?
- On a boat.
776
00:51:41,150 --> 00:51:42,845
Well, what are you doing
on a boat?
777
00:51:42,918 --> 00:51:45,352
I got the crabs. Heh.
778
00:51:45,421 --> 00:51:46,615
No. I'm holding a crab.
779
00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:49,783
I'm on a lobster boat
fishing for crabs.
780
00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:50,951
Why?
781
00:51:51,027 --> 00:51:53,086
It's a nice thing to do
in the afternoon.
782
00:51:54,330 --> 00:51:56,389
Well, it sounds like
you're enjoying yourself.
783
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,664
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
784
00:51:59,735 --> 00:52:02,169
Well, why don't you stay
a little longer?
785
00:52:02,238 --> 00:52:04,206
Probably do you
the world of good.
786
00:52:04,273 --> 00:52:05,205
What?
787
00:52:05,274 --> 00:52:07,299
Well, if you're having
such a good time,
788
00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:08,536
come home when you're ready.
789
00:52:08,611 --> 00:52:11,136
We can talk about things then.
790
00:52:12,648 --> 00:52:14,275
Did you hear what I said,
Martin?
791
00:52:14,350 --> 00:52:16,477
Yes.
792
00:52:16,552 --> 00:52:18,986
- Don't be like that.
- Like what?
793
00:52:19,055 --> 00:52:20,283
You know, angry.
794
00:52:21,891 --> 00:52:25,588
I need some time.
This isn't easy for me.
795
00:52:25,661 --> 00:52:27,424
Well, what about me?
796
00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:30,465
I need time to think about us.
797
00:52:30,533 --> 00:52:32,125
What I want.
798
00:52:32,201 --> 00:52:34,431
And what you want.
799
00:52:36,706 --> 00:52:38,333
I miss you.
800
00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:42,337
Me too.
801
00:52:46,048 --> 00:52:47,447
Oh.
802
00:52:47,516 --> 00:52:49,381
Shit!
803
00:52:49,452 --> 00:52:51,181
Bugger.
804
00:52:51,253 --> 00:52:52,948
Blast.
805
00:52:59,361 --> 00:53:00,828
Oh.
806
00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:05,632
You all right?
807
00:53:05,701 --> 00:53:07,381
Ah, I should never
have answered that call.
808
00:53:07,436 --> 00:53:09,597
That bloody woman.
That's all she knows how to...
809
00:53:09,672 --> 00:53:10,798
Bitch.
810
00:53:10,873 --> 00:53:11,999
Oh, sorry.
811
00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:16,471
You probably don't want to
hear this, but...
812
00:53:16,545 --> 00:53:17,545
You know how it is
813
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:20,344
when you think you've got
someone completely sussed.
814
00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:22,646
She's got no real concept
of honesty.
815
00:53:22,718 --> 00:53:25,243
She chooses to lie
if it suits her.
816
00:53:25,321 --> 00:53:26,583
She doesn't see it as lying.
817
00:53:26,655 --> 00:53:30,182
She just chooses
not to use the truth.
818
00:53:30,259 --> 00:53:31,749
I bet she's still
having an affair.
819
00:53:31,827 --> 00:53:33,226
Oh, yeah? Who is he?
820
00:53:33,295 --> 00:53:35,695
He? They.
821
00:53:35,765 --> 00:53:37,528
My so-called friends.
822
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:38,999
They all had her.
823
00:53:39,068 --> 00:53:41,628
Three young anesthetists.
824
00:53:41,704 --> 00:53:44,366
What, like in a gang bang?
825
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,408
- No, one after the other.
- Oh.
826
00:53:46,475 --> 00:53:49,103
You know, she's one of these
people that wears their horizons
827
00:53:49,178 --> 00:53:50,577
right on the end of their nose.
828
00:53:50,646 --> 00:53:52,011
Everything has to be about her.
829
00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,915
Her kitchen, her marriage,
her bloody anesthetists.
830
00:53:55,985 --> 00:53:58,852
- Oh! When I first met her...
- Pint?
831
00:54:00,022 --> 00:54:01,853
Yes. Sorry.
832
00:54:05,661 --> 00:54:08,027
- So now what?
- I haven't got a clue, Harvey.
833
00:54:08,097 --> 00:54:11,828
I'm... I'm jobless,
wifeless, homeless.
834
00:54:11,901 --> 00:54:14,028
Bloody gormless.
835
00:54:14,103 --> 00:54:16,697
There's a village meeting
tonight.
836
00:54:16,772 --> 00:54:18,296
Would you like to come?
837
00:54:18,374 --> 00:54:20,467
- Me?
- Why not?
838
00:54:20,543 --> 00:54:23,011
Well, thank you very much.
Thanks.
839
00:54:24,046 --> 00:54:25,343
If we're going to this meeting,
840
00:54:25,414 --> 00:54:27,348
there's something
we got to do first, matey.
841
00:54:27,416 --> 00:54:28,678
Follow me.
842
00:54:46,602 --> 00:54:48,365
So, what are you gonna do?
843
00:54:54,777 --> 00:54:56,210
Kill 'em.
844
00:55:01,851 --> 00:55:04,046
Maybe she doesn't love you.
845
00:55:06,155 --> 00:55:09,324
She loves me, all right.
846
00:55:09,325 --> 00:55:11,020
Ah, well, it depends
847
00:55:11,093 --> 00:55:13,823
what you mean by love, though,
doesn't it?
848
00:55:15,631 --> 00:55:17,861
Maybe she loves you. Maybe she's
not "in love" with you.
849
00:55:17,933 --> 00:55:20,595
No woman sleeps with three other
men if she's married unless...
850
00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:26,936
Billy?
851
00:55:37,953 --> 00:55:39,181
Harvey, have you got a knife?
852
00:55:42,391 --> 00:55:43,483
What are you gonna do?
853
00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:47,620
I'm just going to
stab him in the throat.
854
00:55:58,474 --> 00:55:59,907
There you go. Thank you.
855
00:55:59,975 --> 00:56:02,466
Have you got a Biro
or a piece of tube or something?
856
00:56:02,544 --> 00:56:03,476
No.
857
00:56:03,545 --> 00:56:05,137
Do you want to go
and have a look for a hose
858
00:56:05,214 --> 00:56:06,306
or a piece of bamboo?
859
00:56:06,382 --> 00:56:09,180
Something like that.
Quite quickly, please.
860
00:56:19,929 --> 00:56:21,055
This all right, Doc?
861
00:56:25,601 --> 00:56:26,863
Um, yeah. A little bit long.
862
00:56:26,936 --> 00:56:29,564
You want to cut about
six inches off the end, please?
863
00:56:35,511 --> 00:56:36,842
There we go.
864
00:56:45,921 --> 00:56:47,445
Little bit of sheep shit
in there.
865
00:56:47,523 --> 00:56:48,820
That's better.
866
00:56:49,658 --> 00:56:51,990
Right, now let's...
867
00:56:53,929 --> 00:56:56,796
Ooh, what have we got?
868
00:56:56,865 --> 00:56:58,457
Oh!
869
00:57:02,438 --> 00:57:03,803
Ugh.
870
00:57:03,872 --> 00:57:05,703
Make a wish?
871
00:57:05,774 --> 00:57:06,706
Hello.
872
00:57:06,775 --> 00:57:08,106
Hello. There we go.
873
00:57:08,177 --> 00:57:10,111
Just clean you up
and put a dressing on that,
874
00:57:10,179 --> 00:57:12,943
you'll be right as rain.
875
00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:15,040
I thought
that was the end.
876
00:57:16,485 --> 00:57:18,385
What the hell are you doing
up here anyway?
877
00:57:20,489 --> 00:57:22,684
I thought you'd hid my pots.
878
00:57:23,926 --> 00:57:25,154
Up here?
879
00:57:25,227 --> 00:57:26,990
Jesus, Billy.
880
00:57:27,062 --> 00:57:29,792
I told you
I don't have your pots.
881
00:57:30,733 --> 00:57:32,860
Let's get him home
before I kill the bastard.
882
00:57:34,303 --> 00:57:37,830
That's it. Up you go.
883
00:58:00,029 --> 00:58:01,155
Harvey!
884
00:58:02,164 --> 00:58:06,225
Why don't you and your friend
come and sit down here in front?
885
00:58:06,301 --> 00:58:08,826
Next to Mrs. Gorrie.
886
00:58:17,513 --> 00:58:18,445
How's your boy?
887
00:58:18,514 --> 00:58:20,311
- Much better, thanks.
- Good. Good.
888
00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,448
Now, this won't take long.
889
00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:28,013
I called this meeting because
I now have sufficient evidence
890
00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:31,059
to unmask our phantom.
891
00:58:32,428 --> 00:58:34,919
Justine, a phantom
usually don't wear a mask.
892
00:58:37,232 --> 00:58:40,497
Or should I say phantoms?
893
00:58:40,569 --> 00:58:43,333
And what have you got to say
for yourself, Mr. Brown?
894
00:58:43,405 --> 00:58:46,704
Or should I say Dr. Bamford?
895
00:58:48,577 --> 00:58:51,137
Justine, are you accusing him
of being the phantom?
896
00:58:51,213 --> 00:58:52,145
One of them.
897
00:58:52,214 --> 00:58:53,806
Ah, don't be
so bloody ridiculous.
898
00:58:53,882 --> 00:58:57,249
He's no woman, Justine.
I've got bigger tits than him.
899
00:58:58,854 --> 00:59:02,654
That's why
he needs an accomplice.
900
00:59:02,724 --> 00:59:03,816
Don't you, Doctor?
901
00:59:03,892 --> 00:59:05,951
I don't know
what you're talking about.
902
00:59:06,028 --> 00:59:08,189
Let me tell you something,
Doctor.
903
00:59:08,263 --> 00:59:13,200
We may live in the country,
but we are not ignorant.
904
00:59:14,303 --> 00:59:16,100
Yeah, lynch the bastard!
905
00:59:17,673 --> 00:59:20,403
He don't even live in Cornwall,
for Christ's sake.
906
00:59:21,977 --> 00:59:24,571
Now, tell us, please...
907
00:59:24,646 --> 00:59:28,377
What is your relationship
with Mrs. Gorrie?
908
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:30,782
She's a friend.
909
00:59:30,853 --> 00:59:32,218
Just a friend?
910
00:59:32,287 --> 00:59:33,345
Yes.
911
00:59:33,422 --> 00:59:37,324
Then what were you doing
at her house last night?
912
00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:44,097
I don't believe this.
She needed my help.
913
00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:46,327
To deliver something?
914
00:59:46,401 --> 00:59:48,926
She was worried
about her boy's health,
915
00:59:49,004 --> 00:59:50,938
and she wanted me
to have a look at him.
916
00:59:51,006 --> 00:59:53,406
Why are you really here, Doctor?
917
00:59:54,910 --> 00:59:56,207
You don't want to know.
918
00:59:56,278 --> 00:59:58,371
He's right.
I can vouch for that. We don't.
919
00:59:58,447 --> 00:59:59,971
Yes, we do.
920
01:00:00,048 --> 01:00:02,539
Unless he's hiding something.
921
01:00:02,618 --> 01:00:05,280
What are you hiding, Doctor?
922
01:00:07,523 --> 01:00:08,581
Thief!
923
01:00:14,563 --> 01:00:17,123
Sod this.
924
01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:18,530
You see?!
925
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,363
Guilty!
926
01:00:29,545 --> 01:00:30,739
Okay!
927
01:00:30,812 --> 01:00:32,404
Okay, I'll tell you
why I'm here.
928
01:00:34,783 --> 01:00:35,943
Three days ago
929
01:00:36,018 --> 01:00:38,816
I took three friends
out to lunch
930
01:00:38,887 --> 01:00:43,722
only to discover they'd
all been sleeping with my wife.
931
01:00:43,792 --> 01:00:45,760
- Witch!
- What's her phone number?
932
01:00:45,827 --> 01:00:47,419
Let the man speak.
933
01:00:47,496 --> 01:00:48,827
But why come here?
934
01:00:48,897 --> 01:00:50,831
I used to come here
when I was a child.
935
01:00:50,899 --> 01:00:52,764
It's lovely here.
936
01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:55,325
Look, I'm not your phantom.
937
01:00:55,404 --> 01:00:57,634
I got a jelly myself,
for Christ's sake.
938
01:00:57,706 --> 01:00:58,832
And what was in it?
939
01:00:58,907 --> 01:01:02,172
- None of your bloody business.
- We have a right to know.
940
01:01:02,244 --> 01:01:05,042
Justine, have you had a jelly?
941
01:01:05,113 --> 01:01:07,308
- No.
- Why not?
942
01:01:07,382 --> 01:01:10,442
Are you accusing me
of being the jelly maker?
943
01:01:10,519 --> 01:01:11,781
If the cap fits, wear it.
944
01:01:11,853 --> 01:01:14,686
You sell everything
the jelly maker uses!
945
01:01:14,756 --> 01:01:17,156
You do, Justine.
946
01:01:17,226 --> 01:01:20,286
And for 15p more than
anyone else on the north coast.
947
01:01:20,362 --> 01:01:21,362
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
948
01:01:21,430 --> 01:01:22,522
That's not true!
949
01:01:22,598 --> 01:01:24,065
Bloody is, you old pike!
950
01:01:24,132 --> 01:01:25,292
Who said that?!
951
01:01:29,271 --> 01:01:31,705
� Do you love an apple? �
952
01:01:31,773 --> 01:01:33,400
� Do you love a pear? �
953
01:01:33,475 --> 01:01:37,138
� Do you love a laddie
with curly brown hair? �
954
01:01:37,212 --> 01:01:39,510
� But still I love him �
955
01:01:39,581 --> 01:01:41,344
� Can't deny him �
956
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:45,546
� I'll go with him
wherever he goes �
957
01:01:47,756 --> 01:01:51,886
� Before I was married
I wore a plaid shawl �
958
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,589
� Now I'm married,
I wear bugger all �
959
01:01:55,664 --> 01:01:57,894
� But still I love him �
960
01:01:57,966 --> 01:01:59,831
� Can't deny him �
961
01:01:59,901 --> 01:02:03,962
� I'll go with him
wherever he goes �
962
01:02:30,866 --> 01:02:32,458
Why do you fish?
963
01:02:32,534 --> 01:02:33,762
My father fished.
964
01:02:33,835 --> 01:02:36,963
So did my grandfather,
and so did his father.
965
01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:39,303
So you knew it was
what you were put here to do?
966
01:02:39,374 --> 01:02:41,865
No. I couldn't get a job
as a policeman.
967
01:02:41,943 --> 01:02:43,535
Joke.
968
01:02:43,612 --> 01:02:45,546
You?
969
01:02:45,614 --> 01:02:47,548
The funny thing is
I'd completely forgotten
970
01:02:47,616 --> 01:02:50,949
why I wanted to be a doctor
until I knifed Billy May.
971
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:56,122
No, but things like that.
Saving people's lives.
972
01:02:56,191 --> 01:02:59,649
When I was younger,
all I wanted to be was a G. P.
973
01:02:59,728 --> 01:03:01,025
Then I met Petronella,
974
01:03:01,096 --> 01:03:02,791
and we decided
I should be rich instead.
975
01:03:02,864 --> 01:03:04,798
Go back to being a doctor.
976
01:03:06,301 --> 01:03:08,326
Ah, it's not that easy.
977
01:03:48,110 --> 01:03:50,738
Hi, Clare. It's me.
978
01:03:53,281 --> 01:03:54,441
Morning.
979
01:03:54,516 --> 01:03:55,778
Harvey.
980
01:03:55,851 --> 01:03:57,182
Oh, hello.
981
01:03:57,252 --> 01:03:59,652
Yeah, I heard about
your office phoning.
982
01:03:59,721 --> 01:04:02,690
Anyway, nice to meet you.
Cheers.
983
01:04:02,758 --> 01:04:05,022
Look, Harvey,
you're having a problem
984
01:04:05,093 --> 01:04:06,993
servicing the debt
on your boat, right?
985
01:04:07,062 --> 01:04:08,723
20 grand? Something like that?
986
01:04:08,797 --> 01:04:09,889
Something like that.
987
01:04:09,965 --> 01:04:11,956
Well, I've got that money
in the bank.
988
01:04:12,033 --> 01:04:14,524
- Good for you.
- No, you don't understand.
989
01:04:14,603 --> 01:04:16,264
I'm offering to give you
that money
990
01:04:16,338 --> 01:04:18,329
in exchange
for a share in your boat.
991
01:04:23,645 --> 01:04:25,636
Martin, you're a doctor,
not a fisherman.
992
01:04:25,714 --> 01:04:27,754
I'm an obstetrician actually.
I was an obstetrician.
993
01:04:27,816 --> 01:04:29,147
But I don't want to
do that anymore.
994
01:04:29,217 --> 01:04:30,479
I want to fish.
995
01:04:33,221 --> 01:04:35,280
This isn't about fishing,
though, is it?
996
01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:38,289
Yes, it is.
997
01:04:42,164 --> 01:04:43,995
Well, I'll think about it.
998
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:00,077
Boy.
999
01:05:04,085 --> 01:05:05,712
Oh, God.
1000
01:05:05,787 --> 01:05:06,913
Here. Sit yourself down.
1001
01:05:06,988 --> 01:05:09,320
I'm dying.
1002
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,686
Where does it hurt?
1003
01:05:12,761 --> 01:05:14,991
At the center. It's burning me.
1004
01:05:15,063 --> 01:05:17,122
There?
Let's have a little listen.
1005
01:05:20,669 --> 01:05:21,829
Has this happened before?
1006
01:05:21,903 --> 01:05:24,098
Oh, in the mornings.
1007
01:05:24,172 --> 01:05:25,469
Every morning?
1008
01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:27,098
Yeah.
1009
01:05:27,175 --> 01:05:29,769
After a good skinful
the night before?
1010
01:05:29,845 --> 01:05:31,506
Couple of pints.
1011
01:05:31,580 --> 01:05:34,140
I see. Can I have a look
at your tongue, please?
1012
01:05:35,717 --> 01:05:38,447
Oh, Boy. Ha. There we go.
1013
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,080
Well, I don't think
you're dying, Boy.
1014
01:05:41,156 --> 01:05:43,647
I don't care anyway.
1015
01:05:43,725 --> 01:05:45,659
What you should do
is get yourself to the chemist
1016
01:05:45,727 --> 01:05:48,127
and pick up a bottle of
something called Gaviscon.
1017
01:05:48,196 --> 01:05:49,836
Have a little swig of that
in the morning.
1018
01:05:49,865 --> 01:05:51,833
That should get rid of
your chest pains.
1019
01:05:53,235 --> 01:05:56,671
You come down here with
your big, fat city checkbook
1020
01:05:56,738 --> 01:05:59,400
and think you can buy
anything you want.
1021
01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:03,506
I've been working
on fishing boats since I was 13.
1022
01:06:04,646 --> 01:06:06,546
You've stolen my life.
1023
01:06:19,461 --> 01:06:21,429
Oh. There you are.
1024
01:06:21,496 --> 01:06:22,656
Morning, Justine.
1025
01:06:22,731 --> 01:06:24,892
When are you leaving?
1026
01:06:26,801 --> 01:06:27,859
I don't know.
1027
01:06:27,936 --> 01:06:31,133
You'll never be accepted here.
You know that, don't you?
1028
01:06:31,206 --> 01:06:33,470
You belong in the city.
1029
01:06:33,542 --> 01:06:36,204
Not here with us.
1030
01:06:52,527 --> 01:06:54,620
You okay?
1031
01:06:54,696 --> 01:06:55,958
Fine.
1032
01:06:57,499 --> 01:07:00,093
Anything you want to talk about?
1033
01:07:01,836 --> 01:07:04,270
Uh, no. Thanks.
1034
01:07:42,110 --> 01:07:43,702
Harvey.
1035
01:07:47,015 --> 01:07:49,643
- I can't do this.
- What do you mean?
1036
01:07:49,718 --> 01:07:51,743
I'm not a fisherman.
1037
01:07:53,521 --> 01:07:54,852
I know.
1038
01:08:25,854 --> 01:08:28,721
Hello, Martin.
1039
01:08:33,228 --> 01:08:35,253
You look terrific.
1040
01:08:41,903 --> 01:08:44,167
I've missed you so much.
1041
01:08:46,808 --> 01:08:49,675
Harvey, this is my wife,
Petronella. My wife.
1042
01:08:49,744 --> 01:08:51,541
This is Harvey.
1043
01:08:51,613 --> 01:08:53,843
I expect you've heard
a lot about me.
1044
01:08:53,915 --> 01:08:56,748
No, I'm afraid
Martin never said a word.
1045
01:08:56,818 --> 01:08:58,342
Harvey.
1046
01:08:59,554 --> 01:09:01,044
I've, um...
1047
01:09:01,990 --> 01:09:03,423
I've come to take you home.
1048
01:09:43,865 --> 01:09:45,264
No.
1049
01:09:46,668 --> 01:09:48,499
Why not?
1050
01:09:48,570 --> 01:09:51,334
There are some things
I have to work out.
1051
01:09:51,406 --> 01:09:54,000
I don't want to sleep with you
at present.
1052
01:10:01,683 --> 01:10:03,844
When will you
want to sleep with me?
1053
01:10:06,221 --> 01:10:08,314
I thought we could go
to counseling,
1054
01:10:08,389 --> 01:10:10,380
work it out together.
1055
01:10:15,764 --> 01:10:17,459
Okay.
1056
01:10:36,718 --> 01:10:38,379
Oh, hey.
1057
01:10:46,261 --> 01:10:49,526
It's all s-such a terrible mess.
1058
01:10:51,599 --> 01:10:53,999
It'll be all right.
1059
01:10:56,971 --> 01:10:58,802
Hope so.
1060
01:12:26,294 --> 01:12:27,784
Hey!
1061
01:12:27,862 --> 01:12:29,386
Wait!
1062
01:12:29,464 --> 01:12:30,726
Wait!
1063
01:12:41,075 --> 01:12:42,542
Harvey!
1064
01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:45,306
Harvey! The jelly maker!
1065
01:12:58,259 --> 01:12:59,988
Right behind you, Doc!
1066
01:13:14,509 --> 01:13:17,103
The bastard must have
fallen off the roof there.
1067
01:13:17,178 --> 01:13:18,736
This way.
1068
01:13:23,251 --> 01:13:24,718
Follow me!
1069
01:13:47,909 --> 01:13:49,035
Dr. Cadbury.
1070
01:13:49,110 --> 01:13:51,305
Oh, bugger off, Bamford!
1071
01:13:51,379 --> 01:13:52,903
Oh!
1072
01:13:58,319 --> 01:14:01,049
You all right, Doc? Come on.
1073
01:14:01,122 --> 01:14:02,749
Doctor!
1074
01:14:28,116 --> 01:14:29,913
Dr. Cadbury?
1075
01:14:33,421 --> 01:14:35,116
Crikey.
1076
01:14:37,258 --> 01:14:39,089
Doctor?
1077
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,923
Yah!
1078
01:14:40,995 --> 01:14:43,930
Bamford, you invade
my territory, we war!
1079
01:14:43,998 --> 01:14:45,329
Yah!
1080
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,664
Oh, no, we don't, Lawrence.
1081
01:14:47,735 --> 01:14:50,329
Put the jelly down.
1082
01:14:51,739 --> 01:14:52,763
Judith?
1083
01:14:53,741 --> 01:14:56,437
What are you doing
wearing my clothes?
1084
01:14:56,511 --> 01:14:57,739
He's the phantom.
1085
01:14:57,812 --> 01:15:01,009
Yes. I can see that.
1086
01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:03,778
But what's wrong with him?
1087
01:15:04,852 --> 01:15:06,183
Doctor...
1088
01:15:06,254 --> 01:15:08,449
Why don't you come upstairs
and let me have a look at you?
1089
01:15:08,523 --> 01:15:09,455
Never!
1090
01:15:09,524 --> 01:15:11,116
Lawrence.
1091
01:15:13,094 --> 01:15:14,789
Please.
1092
01:15:21,135 --> 01:15:23,262
Ohh...
1093
01:15:23,337 --> 01:15:24,895
All right, then!
1094
01:15:46,027 --> 01:15:47,221
How serious is it?
1095
01:15:47,295 --> 01:15:50,059
Serious?!
I'll tell you what's serious.
1096
01:15:50,131 --> 01:15:52,361
You having an affair
with Harvey.
1097
01:15:52,433 --> 01:15:54,264
That's bloody serious.
1098
01:15:54,335 --> 01:15:56,633
Lawrence, Harvey's my brother.
1099
01:15:56,704 --> 01:15:58,194
So? We've all been to Padstow.
1100
01:15:58,272 --> 01:16:00,069
We all know what happens
down here.
1101
01:16:00,141 --> 01:16:02,905
- Has he been sick recently?
- In the mornings.
1102
01:16:02,977 --> 01:16:04,672
Women get away with everything.
1103
01:16:04,745 --> 01:16:07,043
That bitch Myra!
Ruined my career!
1104
01:16:07,115 --> 01:16:08,980
- An American student.
- Loved jello!
1105
01:16:09,050 --> 01:16:11,814
But I learned quite a bit
from that little minx!
1106
01:16:11,886 --> 01:16:13,820
I'll call an ambulance.
1107
01:16:13,888 --> 01:16:16,482
Everybody's got
a grubby little secret!
1108
01:16:16,557 --> 01:16:18,422
People don't like you,
give them a jelly.
1109
01:16:18,493 --> 01:16:22,088
Your wife starts shagging
her brother, get him a jelly.
1110
01:16:22,163 --> 01:16:24,563
A new doctor comes
to take your job...
1111
01:16:25,466 --> 01:16:26,626
Bamford.
1112
01:16:26,701 --> 01:16:29,033
You are a fake.
1113
01:16:29,103 --> 01:16:30,297
What's wrong with him?
1114
01:16:30,371 --> 01:16:32,862
Could be
one of a number of things.
1115
01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,100
Oh, listen to you.
1116
01:16:36,544 --> 01:16:38,705
You don't even know
what you're talking about.
1117
01:16:38,779 --> 01:16:40,041
Is it curable?
1118
01:16:40,114 --> 01:16:42,275
Curable?!
Who said I want to be cured?
1119
01:16:42,350 --> 01:16:45,251
I want to be grilled!
1120
01:17:19,887 --> 01:17:22,321
I owe you both
an apology.
1121
01:17:23,157 --> 01:17:24,215
Pardon?
1122
01:17:26,093 --> 01:17:27,754
No, I'm just...
1123
01:17:29,664 --> 01:17:31,495
I better get cleaned up.
1124
01:17:31,566 --> 01:17:34,558
- You're leaving us, Doc?
- Yep.
1125
01:17:35,937 --> 01:17:37,404
I wish you luck.
1126
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:39,463
Thanks.
1127
01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:41,906
- Harvey.
- You take care, Doc.
1128
01:17:41,976 --> 01:17:43,637
You come back
and visit us sometime, eh?
1129
01:17:43,711 --> 01:17:45,838
Yeah. Yeah.
1130
01:17:45,913 --> 01:17:47,471
Vicar.
1131
01:17:47,548 --> 01:17:49,072
10 minutes, please.
1132
01:17:49,150 --> 01:17:50,378
See you.
1133
01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:20,948
There you go.
All set, then, Doc?
1134
01:18:21,015 --> 01:18:22,312
Yes.
1135
01:18:43,137 --> 01:18:44,468
Stop.
1136
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:55,075
You're off, then?
1137
01:18:55,149 --> 01:18:57,344
Yes.
1138
01:18:57,418 --> 01:18:58,578
Nice meeting you.
1139
01:19:00,721 --> 01:19:02,018
You too.
1140
01:19:02,089 --> 01:19:04,023
Thanks.
1141
01:19:04,091 --> 01:19:06,150
My pleasure.
1142
01:19:11,632 --> 01:19:13,497
Come on, Johnny.
1143
01:19:54,775 --> 01:19:56,470
So, what was his wife like,
then?
1144
01:19:56,544 --> 01:19:58,739
Very nice.
1145
01:19:58,813 --> 01:20:00,906
I hear she's a right old witch.
1146
01:20:00,981 --> 01:20:02,949
Had him wrapped 'round
her little pinkie finger
1147
01:20:03,017 --> 01:20:04,143
doing something that he hates.
1148
01:20:04,218 --> 01:20:06,482
What else is he gonna do?
He's no fisherman.
1149
01:20:18,265 --> 01:20:20,256
It's a perfect opportunity.
1150
01:20:21,435 --> 01:20:23,062
- Martin?
- Hm?
1151
01:20:23,137 --> 01:20:25,037
- What?
- Dinner with the Baxters.
1152
01:20:25,106 --> 01:20:27,040
Oh, yes.
1153
01:20:27,108 --> 01:20:30,635
All you need to say is,
"I had to get away."
1154
01:20:30,711 --> 01:20:32,508
She'll understand.
1155
01:20:33,814 --> 01:20:36,078
I guess we could come back
for holidays.
1156
01:20:37,451 --> 01:20:39,009
Mm.
1157
01:20:54,168 --> 01:20:55,897
Oh.
1158
01:20:55,970 --> 01:20:58,336
Cheers. Bye, then, Doc.
1159
01:20:58,406 --> 01:21:00,135
Bye-bye, Mitch.
1160
01:21:00,207 --> 01:21:01,834
Take care.
1161
01:21:08,182 --> 01:21:10,480
So, what are you gonna say
to him?
1162
01:21:10,551 --> 01:21:12,815
The village needs him.
1163
01:21:12,887 --> 01:21:14,115
And what about his wife?
1164
01:21:14,188 --> 01:21:16,247
Oh, she's not in love with him.
1165
01:21:16,323 --> 01:21:18,791
- He was her first love, see?
- Yeah?
1166
01:21:18,859 --> 01:21:20,156
She's never had any other men.
1167
01:21:20,227 --> 01:21:22,855
Having other men is something
she feels she's missed out on.
1168
01:21:22,930 --> 01:21:25,421
That's why
she went off shagging.
1169
01:21:25,499 --> 01:21:27,296
They're just good friends.
1170
01:21:27,368 --> 01:21:28,801
You reckon?
1171
01:21:29,970 --> 01:21:31,597
Put your foot down, will you?
1172
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:41,448
Uh, you won't get a signal.
1173
01:21:54,762 --> 01:21:56,957
Maybe the train will be late.
1174
01:21:57,031 --> 01:21:58,623
Yeah.
1175
01:22:25,426 --> 01:22:26,893
We missed him.
1176
01:22:39,573 --> 01:22:41,871
What the hell
are you doing here?
1177
01:22:41,942 --> 01:22:43,603
I'm gonna be a doctor.
1178
01:22:48,816 --> 01:22:50,044
Where am I taking you, Doc?
1179
01:22:50,117 --> 01:22:51,584
The pub!
1180
01:23:22,016 --> 01:23:25,008
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