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Where do you stand
on Obama's birth certificate?
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He's from one of the
shit-hole countries.
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You cannot run for the
Senate in the middle of
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this, little twat hippie
cashier business.
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You got to get that cock
sucker back in line. I don't
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care how you do it!
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I will make it priority one.
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I've just been thinking about
your father, I'm worried about
him.
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Why don't you just text him
like a normal person.
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This is more a face-to-face.
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What kinda sick sex freaky
shit is this?
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I'm Jocelyn King, I've been
working here with Chester.
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He doesn't need any work,
he just wants to get laid.
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Not the only reason Claire!
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You need to leave now.
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You need to leave now.
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- Now, you need to leave!
- Do not threaten me!
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You can't kidnap my Chester!
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Fuck you Deborah!
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[jazz music]
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I have never been violent but
this woman makes me want to
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spit.
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She's captivated my Chester.
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Bitches.
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I know! What am I gonna do?
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What goes around comes around.
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Come on Laurel, you don't think
Claire has got a right?
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I'm just saying negative actions
have consequences.
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Scary stuff, karma.
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Fuck karma.
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Blow up her
mail box.
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-Fuck Deborah.
-Claire's revenge!
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Yoohoo!
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Are you pretty little girls
having fun without little
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ole' me?
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Oh thank God.
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We are just plotting with Claire
over here, about Deborah-
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Hang on, I got some ideas.
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We could rig the airbags in
her car so they explode
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when she is sitting
at a stop light.
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Flatten her hippie ass tits
in a New York minute!
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No no no, maybe a little poison
in her food, on the door knob.
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I tell you what girls in 48
hours she's gonna be looking
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like an extra on the
'Walking Dead.'
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Oh now girls, I'd
never do that-
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And tell you about it.
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Claire, darling, don't you
worry. I'm gonna take care of
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little twat. I promise.
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Thank you, Suzanne.
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-Go team Claire
-Go team Claire
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[Claire] Oh, Jesus,
take the wheel!
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Thanks for picking us up my
little latin compatrio-toto.
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[Suzanne] Thank you!
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Oh Lord.
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I wish I could decide what
to do to that horrible creature.
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You know, in my country, if
we wanted to send a message,
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we leave a flaming bag of
Ka-Ka on their door step.
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Well good God Almighty,
Jesus has spoken.
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That is genius, as if
Don Jr. spoke himself.
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Where did you get him?
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Hey listen amigo! If you need
any help with ICE you call me!
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I'm a citzen.
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Well they are gonna deport
your ass anyway, stupid!
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Now listen, we need a bag
and we need some matches.
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Oh, you're not serious.
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Well, as a heart attack.
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We're doing it!
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Get a move on, Jesus!
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Jesus, go shit in this bag.
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Are you sure about this?
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I've never been more certain
of anything in my life, go!
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Okay.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to do it?
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Oh Suzanne, that's ridiculous.
What do you think I pay him for?
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I'm only thinking about you.
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[Claire] What do you mean?
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[Suzanne] Plausible deniability,
protecting my candidate.
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I mean, it would be remiss of
me to let my candidate be in -
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Oh, hell who am I kidding?
I live for this, honey.
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I knew it! I knew it!
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I can't squeeze one out.
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Squeeze harder!
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I'm trying!
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Try harder!
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Maybe we should give him some
menudo to help things along.
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Aw hell, give me that bag.
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No! No, Suzanne! No, no, no.
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Give it to me. I will do it.
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I will do it myself.
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I want to do it!
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Get back here! No give me that!
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Give me that, I cannot
permit that, Suzanne.
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Give me that bag!
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[Claire] No it's my
revenge, my shit!
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It don't matter
whose shit it is!
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It matters! Shit matters!
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Suzanne?
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Oh my God, what have I done?
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Congrats, you just knocked out
one of the most powerful women
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in American politics over a-
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Shut up!
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She is gonna love you when
she wakes up, hope your
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passport is current.
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Okay, I'm going to kill you
just shut the fuck up.
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Should we take her
to the hospital?
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Yeah!
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Or straight to the morgue?
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I have some cousins that can
take care of this for a price!
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Okay, get out of the way I'm
doing it myself.
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How's it going back there?
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This is the best crap I
ever took.
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Looks wonderful.
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Look away!
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[Ears ringing]
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Ahh, ohhh...
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Oh, yeah, that's not so bad.
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You're gonna be okay,
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You're gonna be okay.
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Good morning sunshine.
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Don't be a wise ass, nobody
likes a cocky tweaker.
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Well, not to toot my own
horn but, I've got 90 days.
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Oh, 90 days.
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That's longer than my
first marriage.
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Good for you.
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Your Mom would be so proud.
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Thanks. I feel amazing.
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We should celebrate.
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Do you have any weed?
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I'm just kidding.
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I'll just make a mimosa.
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Um, okay, well later!
Got to roll.
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Hey, I really am proud of you.
I respect what you're doing.
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There's like a...
You're just different.
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You're a scrappy little bitch
I love that about you.
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Claire.
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What?
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Oh, God.
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You have bad breath.
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Yeah, off you go.
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[Bird chirping]
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Hey Blue,
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Hey baby,
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[Bird chirping]
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How's my guy?
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[Bird chirping]
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Hi, hey.
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Oh, there you are!
Jesus, what is that smell?
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What happened to you?
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What?
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You look like Obama just
got re-elected.
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I feel great, I was just about
to go for a little run.
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Yeah, it's 10am on
a Tuesday, lady.
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Wait you don't know?
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What?
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Oh my God,
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you need to go upstairs and
deal with your life.
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I don't have the words
right now.
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Oh, okay Miss Thing,
who made you the principal?
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Dad, Dad is here.
He's home.
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Oh that's great! Why are
you so upset?
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Go go, maybe run through
the sprinklers.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay I'm gonna go.
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And deal with your life.
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I feel so sorry for you, lady.
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I'm gonna be fine in a couple
of day's-hours.
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[Hippie Music]
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Chester?
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Chester?
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What are you doing in here?
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I can't believe you're
home. Yay!
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Sweetheart, thank God
you're home.
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What the hell is
she doing here?
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Claire, take it easy.
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Take it easy? She is
wearing my robe!
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So nice.
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No no no, not the bed.
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I tried to wake you dear
but you were unconscious
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You were out cold
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We thought you were dead.
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We did! Why did we think that?
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Why is that funny?
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Oh my God, her too?
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Hey Claire! Sorry to intrude,
love the bathroom.
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Claire, give it a chance,
hear me out.
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I want you out.
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Hey wait a minute, what is this
cleaned with? Is this organic
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detergent? Because-
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We had no where else to go.
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Because you know my skin is so
sensitive, I can't put anything-
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I'm sure it's fine. Claire, it's
all organic stuff in the towels
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right? Nothing but the best?
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How the fuck do I know what's
in the towels, I want you
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out now.
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-So angry.
-So closed.
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Maybe she needs
a gummy bear.
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-Look Claire--
-You know, stop right there
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Do not come near me, do not.
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Okay, maybe we can
help each other?
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I don't need any help.
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Remember, build bridges
not fences.
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I like my fences, and my walls
and everything eles that keeps
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you people away from me.
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Okay, okay look, Maybe we're
all here for a reason.
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Maybe somthing magical is
going to happen.
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Oh yeah, you're fucking
right something magical is
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gonna happen.
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Okay that's good.
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I'm gonna go get my gun.
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Claire, wait!
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Didn't you hear?
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Hear what?
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Wait a minute, does
she really have a gun?
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Yeah, one or two.
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No, more.
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More than 20?
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Oh yeah, way more.
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Hear what?
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What happened last night
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I'm surprised the helicopters
didn't wake you up.
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You must have been really
fucked up, Claire.
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Maybe you were having one
of your blackouts.
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Yeah, we barely made it out.
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Uh, out of where?
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Deborah and Jocelyn's house.
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What a blaze, two stations, wow.
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-I lost everything.
-She lost everything.
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It was horrible.
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Don't worry, there's security
footage, they'll find the
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little pyro.
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And they're lucky none of the
other houses got it. All those
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embers flying around.
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We are so blessed.
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We are lucky, come here.
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So blessed.
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Mouthing: Fire? Fuck!
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Claire? Is that you?
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Suzanne, first just let me
say that I'm so sorry about
last night,
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for punching you in the nose
and for not-
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Oh now hold on.
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Nothing wrong with a
little blood bonding.
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Hell, girls can do it just as
well as men can.
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So true.
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Ginger Rogers did everything
Fred Astaire did.
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In heels.
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And backwards.
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And better.
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True artistry.
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One thing though, Claire,
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Ow!
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I demand a rematch!
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I realized after that hook,
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You're gonna make one
kick-ass, big balled,
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shove it up where the sun don't
shine, voice of the people.
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Does my heart good.
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Oh Suzanne, that is so sweet.
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I wish it were true.
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Oh, it will be I promise.
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Now I know, there are a lot
of challenges ahead, and
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well, I can be a bit of a nail
driver. And remember I do
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demand loyalty to me, me, me.
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That's what makes you so good.
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Well, I want to be good.
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I wan't to be
your friend, Claire.
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Truly.
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Oh Suzanne, you are my friend.
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Losing a husband
is a lonely matter.
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And you have been right
there for me.
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Good.
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Now tell your friend what's
really the matter.
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Well,
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you know how you mentioned
the idea of a fixer?
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Are you talking about Ivan?
What happened?
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Well the good news is
Chester is home.
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Oh that is good news. Good
girl. Mission accomplished.
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What's the bad news?
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We burnt the
hippie's house down.
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Oops.
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Oops.
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