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Are you thinking of running?

Your endorsement would mean everything.

It's great right?

Let me think about it, hi!

I'm considering running for office!

Why don't you just, like, go on a long cruise or something?

I want to give back.

What do you think?

Did I overhear you say you're planning on running for office?

Yes!

-Do you have a campaign manager? - I do not.

Maybe the stars are lining up here.

I think they are lining up!

I think it's time for our conservative family values,

for God and country to really take root.

Root, root, root, root!

We're gonna have you attend a rally downtown.

Downtown? That's skidrow.

What do you say?

I'll have Jesus check my schedule.

[rock music]

Sarah!

This is Chester, he's new.

Hey Chester, welcome to the compound.

We are so happy to have you.

Okay, so glad to be here.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

For sure.

Rock on.

Welcome!

Yeah, welcome man!

Hm, gummy bears.

Thanks. Love these little guys.

Abandon everything you think you know.

Okay, why would I-

[Chester] Wow.

Some sort of freaking libtard nirvana.

This is Amie and Lance's little downtown pied-à-terre

slash love den.

Claire!

Well, am I right?

Naughty girl, my favorite diva.

I'm so sorry I don't get to run around with you girls today.

I know!

I know, I've got to work I got to head back to the Bu.

Here, sit down please.

Thank you by the way for letting us

so sweet.

regroup here.

It's fun coming down here it's like a little um-

Field trip!

Field trip!

Speaking of which, this field trip didn't really make

sense for me. I mean, you doing this march.

I'm kinda blown away.

Why? I'm running for office.

I know babe, but it's an anti-gun rally.

It's an anti- you didn't know? It's an anti-NRA rally.

Um... the March for LA?

It's the students against gun violence. It's the

March for Our Lives.

Not the March for LA

Um-

You didn't know?

Wha-hmmm

Tony- Tony told me that I needed to get out, and be

visible it would be good for my social media-

Who's Tony?

My campaign manager.

Where did you find him?

At Susan's party.

Wow.

Uhh, I'm just going to call him.

Yes.

Hello?

Tony, it's Claire.

Claire! How are you?

Hmm, not so good, Tony.

Oh no, what's the matter?

I'm down here in downtown L.A. as instructed.

To go to the March for L.A.

Yes, good!

It's an anti-gun rally led by children, Tony!

It's anti-NRA, what in the hell am I doing here?

Right! All the more reason to get out there and mingle!

Mingle?

Yes! Good! Have fun, Claire!

Okay, send pictures!

Fuck you, Tony.

UGHH Okay, Tony!

You know... This will be okay.

We'll just get out there and mingle with the libtards!

Oh, god.

[Crowd cheers]

Children of the Earth!

This is Gaia!

[Crowd cheers]

Why are we humans, so in-humane?

Are they?

Why do we use our minds as weapons, when we should

be using them as tools?

We are tools!

[Crowd] We are Tools!

Definitely something in that gummy bear.

Why do we grapple with the same problems

year after year?

Why? Because we seek our identity in the past.

Drop the baggage people, drop a load.

[Crowd] Drop a load!

There is an overwhelming sickness that is suffocating

our beloved Gaia.

It's called greed.

If I give you something, there won't be anything for me.

I don't want it, give it away!

[Crowd] Give it away!

They poison us against each other.

It's time for us to mainline love, people!

Mainline love!

We invite you to join us in love evolution!

[Crowd] Evolution!

Hi, I'm Chester.

Yes, I know who you are.

Come with me.

Oh yeah.

[Suzanne] I think we could use her, she'll do well,

her instincts are spot on.

I do pride myself on my taste.

Oh, here she is now.

Hello honey-

Claire, come sit down.

I've been thinking.

I've decided to endorse you.

We need more patriots like you!

Oh my god. Suzanne, that's amazing.

If I could elect D.T. anything could happen.

MAGA

Now Claire, I value one thing above anything else.

Friendship?

No.

Honesty?

Oh please.

Dedication?

Warmer...

Passion!

Can I just tell you?

Love?

Loyalty.

I need loyalty from you, Claire.

Loyalty to me, me, me.

Oh, absolutely Suzanne, whatever.

Now, I think you should set your sights a little higher.

A Senate run!

The State needs us!

Oh my God, are you kidding me?

Now, of course we need to fix your little problem.

What's that?

Cock sucker Chester. Little twat hippie.

We will restore your marriage to its full glory!

-Chester. -Cock Sucker.

No Problem.

Good girl, Senator Vanguard!

Oh Suzanne! I did not know you spoke French?!

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