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I've decided to take the pain
that poor Chester must be
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feeling and turn it into
something productive.
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What's productive for you?
Burning down a Mosque?
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No!
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I've decided to enter politics,
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and tonight at Susan's-Suzanne's
fundraiser I will make my
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announcment.
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Oh, no, no meat Chester.
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We kill animals and then we eat
them because we are unconscious.
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You want to be
conscious don't you?
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Can I be conscious and
eat a Jumbo Jack?
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Just one little bite,
come on.
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Oh! Oh!
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[samba music]
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[Suzanne] Hmm, are you alright?
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Mostly.
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I'm feeling angry and bitter.
And I don't want to become that.
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It's bad for my skin.
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When I divorced Robert, I
decided it was finally time for
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me me me.
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I went on safari, look!
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I bagged a few Rhinos,
deeply satisfying.
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Have you thought about
going on an excursion?
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That does sound rejuvenating.
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I do need a real distraction,
a new direction, a new
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beginning.
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Well, you could do anything!
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Maybe it's time for you to
get back out there. Oh!
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I, for one, would
love to see that.
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Actually Suzanne,
I've been thinking,
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and I need your opinion.
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Well of course you do.
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It's a disgrace what is
happening to this country.
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Don't get me started.
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Even Chester found himself
helping the homeless.
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That's terrible.
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It's enabling.
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Oh, they just use
money for drugs.
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Kills their spirit!
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I could have that cock sucker
hurt. You just say the word.
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He is the father of my children.
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Small matter, sweet revenge.
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Thinking of something a little
more in the other direction,
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a little something in the
public space.
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Put the law degree to work
finally.
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Are you thinking of running?
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Your endorsement would
mean everything.
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Everything.
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It would be so huge.
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Huge!
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Well, sweetheart...
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running?
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Well...
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It's great, right?
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Let me think about it.
Hi! Hi!
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What did you say her name was?
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[Claire] Deborah
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Wait, wait, is she the one with
that weird, oily, fresh turned
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dirt smell?
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Disgusting, disgusting.
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Little twat better
watch her ass.
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Now since we are being honest,
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Wait, are we?
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Chester didn't have it, right
ladies? You know what I mean.
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He didn't have it!
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You my dear,
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you are a
wild cheetah!
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You're gonna be just fine.
Plenty of fish in the sea.
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Plenty of fish!
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Here's to fish.
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You can count on us for anything
We are there for you.
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[Laurel] Absolutely
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Now, it's funny you should say
that because I believe Claire
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has a little something to say?
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Oh, yes. Well,
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I am considering something and
I'd love your opinion.
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Oh come on, do tell.
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What is it?
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I'm considering,
running for office!
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Wow.
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Why don't you just go on
a long cruise or somthing?
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Yes! take me with you!
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Vacation! Roadtrip!
Roadtrip girls!
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Lets go!
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I'm serious girls!
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I want to...
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I want to give back.
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Whoa!
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We got this.
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What do you think?
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My friends forever MUH!
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[Laurel] To the Mayor!
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Yoohoo, everybody
yoohoo.
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Oh, I'd like your attention.
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Oh good.
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I had a little birdy just
whisper in my ear.
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Some wonderful news,
praise Jesus.
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We have made our
fundraising goal!
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Now I know I know you understand
the only way to keep our sweet
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babies safe, is to arm our
blessed teachers. With a mother
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fucking gun!
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Oh! let's sing a song!
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Here honey, catch!
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♪ And I'm glad to
be an American ♪
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♪ Cuz at least I
know I'm free. ♪
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♪ And I won't forget the men
who died who gave his ♪
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♪ Life for me, and I gladly
stand up next to you ♪
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♪ to defend her still today
right? ♪
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♪ Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land, like you ♪
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♪ Like you, like you, oh,
God bless the U.S.A! ♪
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Oh praise Jesus!
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Oh!
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♪ It's the end of the world as
we know it, and I feel fine. ♪
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You are terrible.
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No no no, here. Look.
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A Chink, a Wop, a Jew, a Krout,
a Mick, a Raghead,
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and an African American
walk into the White House.
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Are you kidding me? The
White House? No way!
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You haven't even heard
the joke yet!
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Oh my god, there's more?!
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Well it's not gonna
get any better.
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Oh my god, thank you.
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Did I over hear you say you're
planning on running for office?
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Yes!
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Well, I think that is a
wonderful idea.
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Oh well, thank you.
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Yes.
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Do you know that I happen to
have run a campaign or two in
my time?
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-No.
-Oh yeah.
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Wow.
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Do you have a campaign
manager?
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I do not.
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You need a campaign manager.
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Yes I-
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You should have a campaign
manager from the start.
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Set priorities, get
you talking points.
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-Right.
-Understand your goals.
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Okay, well maybe the stars
are lining up here!
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I think they are lining up,
I can see them clearly.
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Call me the big dipper!
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Dipper!
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Keep the 'big' part on,
that's really the selling point.
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Uh, Tony.
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Claire.
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Well, hello Claire.
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Nice to meet you, Tony.
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Pleasure to make your
acquaintance.
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It's the wind, the cobwebs.
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We just have to do
this every week.
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Lupita,
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you're legal right?
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Of course, I'm from Canada.
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That's what I thought.
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[Door bell rings]
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And this is regarding?
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Claire's expecting us.
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[Clicks tongue]
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Claire, running a campaign is
like starting a small business.
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You need people around
you to support.
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This is Jessica, she will
be the head of PR.
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I'm so excited about
working with you.
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I'm seriously thinking about
having you do some damage
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on the conservative talk
show circut. Public access,
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Podcasts.
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This is James, he'll help
build your message.
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He's written for Ted and Marco.
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Oh, hold your horses, I just
want to be sure we all
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support the NRA here, yes?
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Yes!
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This is Ryan, he will
tranform your image.
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Personal stylist to the stars.
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Jackie Oh, my god, look
at you, lucky me.
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Oh, you!
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And this is Jessica, she will
be your social media maven.
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Looking forward to working
with you and expanding your
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brand ma'am. Instagram, Twitter
I like planning hashtags.
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Okay come on, everybody up.
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Okay.
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Wait, two Jessicas? Okay,
you're Thing One and you're
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Thing Two, T1 and T2,
that's Dr. Seuss.
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Who?
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Okay, welcome to all of you.
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I think it's time for our
conservative family values
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for God and country to really
take root. You know, roots,
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in the ground.
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They hold things together.
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Nourishing the plants
and making them strong.
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Root, root, root, root,
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MAGA!
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Alright Claire, we have your
first to-do appearance
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this weekend, we are gonna
have you attend a rally
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downtown.
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Downtown? That's skid row.
The place is lousy with MS13.
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They're bringing drugs, they're
bringing crime, they're rapists.
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And I suppose some of them
are good people.
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What do you say?
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I'll have Jesus
check my schedule.
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Come on, let's
get some drinks!
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