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Did you have a trip planned sweetheart?

I'm staying with Deborah.

So that's what this is about? Deborah? Tree hugging

granola grandma?

Where is Dad going and who is Deborah?

He's just taking a little break.

Deborah isn't just a hippie cashier.

I think he may have fallen in with one of those cults.

Hey, why are you dressed like that?

Have you heard of this Run For Something organization?

Just think of it,

Claire Vangaurd, Mayor of Malibu.

You will be a natural politician.

And I believe in equality for everyone

at the top.

[ominous music]

[Dog barking]

[Dog barking]

Jesus, is that you?

[Distant drilling]

[Distant laughter]

Chester?

Are you home sweetheart?

[Distant drilling]

No, no, no!

Stronger together!

No, no, no!

No!

Claire!

Claire, are you-

Oh my God, Rebecca I am so glad it's you.

Sorry.

I'll get over it.

I thought you were crooked Hillary.

Seriously? You're leading with Hillary paranoia?

You don't have all the facts.

You Millenials need a reality check.

I refuse to let that garbage enter my interior space.

Right, you'll suck on a meth pipe night and day but

try a little healthy Fox and Friends and you curl

into a little ball.

Yeah, well drugs don't make me want to annihilate the

entire human race.

Wait, are you kicking me out?

No, I can't.

I am your legal guardian, sweet creature.

I need to take care of you.

Your mother would have wanted that.

Please.

And, you should know it's all become perfectly clear.

I've decided to take the pain that poor Chester must be

feeling and turn it into something productive.

What's productive for you? Burning down a Mosque?

No!

I've decided to enter politics!

And tonight at Susan's-Suzanne's fundraiser I will make my

announcement.

What do you think?

I think I am going to fucking relapse.

Well, with Suzanne's endorsement, anything is possible.

That's what they say about meth.

Think big!

Wow, I can't wait to taste your cooking.

Well, I'm a foodie, I hope you like it.

So, what do you have there?

Well it's kinda like a homemade hotdog.

Wow, homemade.

[Deborah] It's vegan.

Vegan...

Isn't that food for people with special needs?

Oh, it's okay. You can say it.

Retards.

No, no.

I know it's hard for you to try new things.

And what is this?

Oh, this is chocolate kale pesto.

What do you do with that?

It's kinda like an appetizer. you put it on a cracker,

you know.

Okay, um, I don't mean to insult you or anything, but

I need real food!

I mean I need real meat, something bloody.

I am so hungry.

No, no meat, Chester.

We kill animals and we eat them because we are unconscious.

You want to be conscious, don't you?

Can I be conscious and eat a jumbo jack?

No Chester, you have to choose, you have to try new things.

Open up to new experiances, this is how we grow.

Okay, you're going to love this, trust me.

Just try it.

Now?

Please, please just try it, you're gonna love it,

you'll be so surprised.

Try it Chester, just one little bite, come on.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, here try this!

God! What is that?!

That was my green drink!

Oh, for the love of God.

Oh Chester, it's an acquired taste.

But I am so proud of you! You tried it!

You tried it.

I want to kiss you.