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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,652 --> 00:00:03,092 [jazz music] 2 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,059 Did you have a trip planned sweetheart? 3 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,021 No, not exactly 4 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,059 We have talked about this Claire. 5 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:18,925 When? 6 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,275 When did we talk about this? 7 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:21,284 Where are you going? 8 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,365 We've been over this. 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,463 I'm done, 10 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,111 I'm moving out. 11 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,975 What?! Right now? 12 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,767 You can't leave, we are in therapy for God sake! 13 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,292 Just like you wanted. 14 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,815 People don't change Claire, not unless they have to. 15 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,429 I have to, you dont. 16 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:38,080 I'm growing, you're not. 17 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,475 Of course I'm not growing, I'm a size two! 18 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,478 You don't listen Claire, you don't see me. 19 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,921 You've created this alternate reality that I am not a part of. 20 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,919 Ever since you got back from that retreat 21 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,441 You've been acting strange 22 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:51,875 Chester. 23 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,051 Chester! 24 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,446 Where will you go? 25 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,266 I'm staying with Deborah 26 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:58,228 Deborah? 27 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,015 Are you on something? 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,500 She has a guest house 29 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:03,499 So that's what this is about? Deborah? Tree hugging 30 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,111 granola grandma? 31 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,112 She is my friend. 32 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,889 I'm your friend sweetheart! 33 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:11,508 I'm sorry Claire I didn't want it to end this way. 34 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,509 Well you're not taking the Jag, or the BMW 35 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:15,732 Or the other BMW 36 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:18,171 Or the Landy or the Camero or the Benz. 37 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,596 You'll be back when you realize what you're missing! 38 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:23,607 Chester, 39 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,128 Chester! 40 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,133 What? 41 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,222 She is picking you up?! Are you kidding me? 42 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:30,964 Trunk! 43 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,963 She is picking you up?! 44 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,435 Who are you? 45 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:36,175 -Back off Claire! -What have you done to him? 46 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,266 -Do not touch my car! -Who are you people? 47 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,535 Touch the car? God, a homeless person wouldn't crap 48 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:41,488 in this thing! 49 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:42,486 Claire screams 50 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,837 [Deborah] Get in the car Chester 51 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:45,977 Claire screams 52 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,888 [Chester] Not the gnome! 53 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:49,939 Not the gnome! 54 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,019 [Claire] You bastard! 55 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,367 -Go go go go -Get in, get in. 56 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,366 [Deborah] Get in the car! 57 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,327 [Chester] Wait wait wait wait 58 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,116 Claire cries 59 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,991 [Claire] I'm going to kill you! 60 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:01,562 I'm going to come after you! 61 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,173 [Chester] Peace out! 62 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,081 You bastard! 63 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,338 [Deborah] Of course homeless crap in the car. They do it 64 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,380 all the time. 65 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,560 Sometimes tough love is the only way. 66 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,043 She has got this ridiculous thing about control 67 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,433 And gnomes! 68 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:55,646 And gnomes! She killed the fuck out of my gnome! 69 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,957 She is like a terrorist you know? All that violence. 70 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:02,234 Wow, I am learning so much from you. 71 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,530 it's such a turn on. 72 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:07,535 Hey, words are sacred, just say what you want! 73 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:09,488 Just ask the Universe! 74 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,227 God, I really want... 75 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:11,968 Yes 76 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,927 I really, really want. 77 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,242 To be free! 78 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,203 How free? 79 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,070 Free bird fucking free! 80 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,941 Free as the wind blows. 81 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:25,163 Free at last, free at last high-golly mighty free at last. 82 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,635 Like that black radical guy in the 60's. 83 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,985 Martin Luther King! 84 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,654 No! Not the boxing promoter. 85 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:35,388 No, no thats Don King. MLK is the civil rights activist. 86 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,962 Larry King! Love Larry King. 87 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,131 God! I mean those suspenders. 88 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,484 How cool is that guy? 89 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,711 Where is Dad going? And who is Deborah? 90 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,538 He's uh 91 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,283 We're- 92 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,284 Did he just leave you? 93 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,275 No! 94 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,680 He is just taking a little break 95 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,030 It was kinda my idea. 96 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,509 Oh, you're idea? Really? Okay. 97 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,679 Wait! was that Deborah the cashier from Pavillions? 98 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:08,765 Claire sighs 99 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:11,123 Um I think they're- 100 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,303 Having sex? 101 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,299 No, God no. 102 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,522 Yeah that's it just pretend it's not happening. 103 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:18,521 Did you smell her? 104 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,476 Hippies have that smell! You know? 105 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,002 Mom! That's messed up. 106 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,085 But it's true! 107 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:25,353 Okay, its a lifestyle. 108 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,085 I mean that's how you know they're hippies. 109 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,656 And you know your father and his aversion to smells. 110 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,318 He'll be back by the weekend. 111 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,529 Okay, we will see how that goes. 112 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,537 Yes we will. 113 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:35,668 Yes we can! 114 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,410 Don't ever say that in this house. 115 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:46,811 [Chanting music] 116 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:47,681 [Glass clinks] 117 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,251 Thank you 118 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,285 What is that music? 119 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,564 How's life in virtual reality? 120 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,741 Don't be a wise ass. 121 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,830 Nobody likes a cocky Jesus. 122 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:09,269 This is a state of the art VR guided meditation and- 123 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,658 What is that music? 124 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,843 What is it guiding you towards Ms. Claire? 125 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:19,839 Peace, peace of mind my little latin companion. 126 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,284 Serenity 127 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,723 Will you turn that shit off?! 128 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:37,639 [Loud chanting music] 129 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,387 Oh, hey. 130 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:45,649 That music, my God what is that? 131 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:49,093 Pranic Shama, it's supposed to help center me. 132 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,701 How does anything that shreaky center you? 133 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:55,222 Sounds like you're strangling squirrels in there. 134 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:58,747 Really? Cause it was kinda working until... 135 00:05:58,793 --> 00:05:59,713 You know... 136 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:01,754 Now. 137 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,407 Are you all right? 138 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,581 Yeah, I'm fine. 139 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,242 Well maybe try some jazz 140 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,374 Thank you, Claire. 141 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,549 For what? 142 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,901 You know, letting me stay here. 143 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,161 Your mother was a very dear friend and I loved her 144 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,474 very much. 145 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,560 And I know that you had your differences but- 146 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,560 Yeah poor mom, and I'm sorry about you know 147 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,744 I heard about your husband shacking up with that 148 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,260 hottie cashier. 149 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:32,303 Hot? 150 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,178 She's not hot. 151 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,659 Not hot, no, no, no. 152 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,139 I'm the hot one. 153 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,139 That's got to really suck big dicks. 154 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:45,538 Yeah... and I'm so glad you haven't lost all 155 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,149 your teeth yet. 156 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,889 You know, a lot of meth heads lose their teeth, somtimes a 157 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,631 year after they stop. 158 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,852 Oh no, really? 159 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:55,892 Google it. 160 00:06:57,155 --> 00:07:00,805 Attitude is everything, and dinner is at 7. 161 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:04,855 You need to eat you skinny little creature. 162 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:10,782 Bitch. 163 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,341 Little bitch. 164 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:17,572 [Phone vibrates] 165 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,791 [Phone rings] 166 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,837 Oh! Hey! 167 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,926 I'm confused, I thought we were still considering dates 168 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,243 for Cheyenne's lunch. 169 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,498 Um, yeah... uh 170 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,632 Wait did Carla put this together? 171 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,334 Yeah, honey you knew that. 172 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,501 No, I don't think so. 173 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,637 Come on. 174 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:42,718 Well she didn't invite me. 175 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,506 Oh no honey I'm sure she did. 176 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,811 Yeah, she is a little piece of work isn't she? 177 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,824 Just come anyway! 178 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,339 No, I'm busy. 179 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,252 Well we are going to see you on the 12th 180 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,867 that's your big night, the fundraiser right? 181 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,649 You're having Arnold the Govern-ator. 182 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:00,924 You've got Deven the RNC poster boy coming- 183 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:01,958 Wow! Nice. 184 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,743 I'll see you at Susan's, Suzanne's 185 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:04,747 [Aime] You better be there. 186 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:05,748 Okay by! 187 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:06,529 [Aime] You're coming! 188 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,363 Did you just get punked? 189 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,359 Never! 190 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,230 Have you heard from Dad? 191 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:10,752 Who? 192 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,538 I almost forgot. 193 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:14,226 No. 194 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,236 But I'm sure he's suffering. 195 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,669 Well you're going to fix this right? 196 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,935 I mean, you fix everything. 197 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,846 I don't know if I can. 198 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:24,984 Why not? 199 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,846 Well, your father has changed baby. 200 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,027 Changed? How? 201 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:31,553 You know who Charles Manson is right? 202 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,858 Yeah... 203 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,863 Well not exactly like that, but 204 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,865 Deborah isn't just a hippie cashier. 205 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,648 I think he may have fallen in with one of those cults. 206 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,654 No, I had no idea. 207 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,567 I don't think he is in any immediate danger, but 208 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,792 we may have to extract him at some point. 209 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,881 Oh my God, poor Daddy. 210 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,580 I know, well you know what they say. 211 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,009 There is a little Charles Manson in all of us. 212 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,966 No one says that. 213 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,454 Well we will carry on. You know what they say, 214 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,575 success is the best revenge. 215 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,458 Yeah, they also say that those who seek revenge 216 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,760 should dig two graves. 217 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,367 Okay that's creepy. 218 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,068 Love you! 219 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:10,994 [Heather] Love you! 220 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,602 Dolphine awards, 221 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,824 Community service, who the hell are these people? 222 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,529 Oh look it's the libtard playbook. 223 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,631 Unbelievable 224 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,319 You know what? You're a plug! 225 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,460 [Radio] You are creating your reality. 226 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,943 [Radio] In every moment. 227 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,994 [Radio] Close your eyes and imagine what you want your life 228 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,601 [Radio] to look like. 229 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,341 [Radio] Have you ever come so close to failure that you- 230 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,653 [Claire] Just breathe. Just breathe. 231 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,130 [Trump Radio] No collusion. Which I knew anyway, no 232 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:09,090 [Trump Radio] coordination, no nothing. It's a witch hunt 233 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,480 [Trump Radio] thats all it is. 234 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,792 [Trump Radio]There was no collusion, with Russia. 235 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:15,139 [Trump Radio] If you can believe this one. 236 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,139 [Trump Radio] She probably can't believe it. Who can? 237 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,971 But the report was very powerful very strong- 238 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,749 [Claire] Just breathe. 239 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,537 [Chester] It just runs right through you . 240 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:30,673 There I was, price checking a can of beans, right? 241 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:34,897 And suddenly, I have this thought, sometimes you have 242 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,768 to price check yourself. 243 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,810 I mean, what is value even, right? 244 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:43,116 Wow, have you ever thought about a book? 245 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,474 That is so simple, so powerful! 246 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,945 Oh, and I've been meaning to ask you. 247 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:52,776 What is that scent you're wearing? It is intoxicating. 248 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,516 You like it? 249 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,476 I love it! It's like a fucking Viagra drip! 250 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,176 Let's get some more at Vitamin Barn. 251 00:10:59,223 --> 00:10:59,923 Oh yeah! 252 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:01,841 That would be great. 253 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:02,708 [Claire] Hey! 254 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,190 Why are you dressed like that?! 255 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,930 You don't get to control him any more it's not cool! 256 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,712 You don't get to talk to me. 257 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,457 You are a rat bastard Chester! 258 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:18,548 And you! You are the rat bastard's concubine! 259 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,550 Claire screams 260 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,506 [Chester] Thank you so much for letting me stay here. 261 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,635 [Deborah] No Problem. 262 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,427 I left a little honey on the counter. 263 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,996 from my beehives. 264 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,000 Wow, I didn't know you were a bee keeper? 265 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,653 Well, we all have to do our part don't we Chester? 266 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,658 I mean, the bees are dying and once they're gone 267 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,571 It's just gonna be sayonara for all of us, right? 268 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:48,186 The bees are not dying Deb that's wacko lefty science B.S. 269 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,579 No, no, that's a fact. 270 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,102 That's why all the bamboo is gone. 271 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:56,109 That's why all the dolphins are committing suicide. 272 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,500 What? Dolphins committing- 273 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:03,114 That is not an alternative fact Chester, that's real. 274 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,770 Well, here is a fact. 275 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:11,211 Honey is an aphrodisiac. 276 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:15,652 Well, maybe I shouldn't have left it for you then. 277 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,868 Or... 278 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,131 Maybe we go back and get some more of your secret 279 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,574 scent 280 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:26,620 come back here and I drizzle honey all over you. 281 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:31,788 And then, you can be my little honey button, hippie 282 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,798 hottie, sex kitty! 283 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,060 Oh, you are so wound up aren't you? 284 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,583 Fuck yeah, I am super wound up. 285 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,503 It feels like steel down there. 286 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,593 I think I could crack a walnut with it. 287 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,502 Oh, I like that. 288 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:52,765 Why is PCH always gridlocked? 289 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,905 Here is an idea, If you are coming from the valley 290 00:12:56,950 --> 00:13:00,130 You are not allowed to use Topanga as a short cut. 291 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,960 Use to be a time it'd take 10 minutes to 292 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,568 get from Malibu to Santa Monica. 293 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,308 But now all this riffraff just dumps onto the coast highway 294 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,960 every morning. 295 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,964 Jesus, what do I have to do to get a cup of coffee 296 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:10,956 around here? 297 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,617 Just ask. 298 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,711 Thank you, Jesus. 299 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,709 It's Jesús. 300 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,755 That's it! 301 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,938 I will run for office on installing a toll road on PCH. 302 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,726 The city will make a fortune and it will improve drive time. 303 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,771 Who wouldn't vote for that? 304 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,857 Probably all the riffraff trying to get to work in 305 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:40,856 Santa Monica. 306 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,173 Have you heard of this Run For Something organization? 307 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:49,566 Well we, are running for something. 308 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,871 Are you sure you're not running from something? 309 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:57,271 Just think of it, Claire Vangaurd, Mayor of Malibu. 310 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,666 Well, it's a start, isn't it? 311 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,020 In my country politicians are currupt liars. 312 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,320 That's how it is here too. 313 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,889 Isn't it exciting? 314 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:12,164 Who would have thought that I, would end up aspiring to 315 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,589 become a public servant. 316 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,026 You will be a natural politician. 317 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,693 Oh! Well thank you, my first endorsement. 318 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:29,085 And I believe, in equality for everyone, 319 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,130 at the top. 320 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:36,918 ♪ 22025

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