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[footsteps rustling]
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To live a life free of sin,
it is not enough to follow the rules.
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The moral and just answers to life's
difficult questions lie within you.
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And you'll find ways to ignore them,
to twist them, to serve your selfish desires
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but deep down you
know what is correct.
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James 4:17, "If you do not do what
you know is right, you have sinned."
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[birds chirping]
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[dark dramatic music]
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You do realize
your venue has a past.
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Everything has a past.
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No, I mean like a past.
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Like little did they know,
200 years ago...
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[message alert beeps]
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In a relationship? Alexis?
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- Oh shit, sorry,
- [message alert dings]
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I didn't realize
you'd get a notification.
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I didn't mean to
upstage your wedding, Mia.
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Are you kidding?
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Gore, like that post.
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Who's the guy?
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Totally stalking him.
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[keypad clicking]
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Hello, Danny Ralston.
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Cute.
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[sinister music]
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[keypad popping]
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You guys are hilarious.
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Gore, are you going to
post anything funny for me?
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[keypad clicking]
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[keypad popping]
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I'm really happy for you.
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Sorry, was that super dramatic?
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Sometimes I forget how
to interact with real people.
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#momproblems.
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More like #everyoneproblems.
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- Totally posting that.
- [keypad clicking]
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[sinister music]
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- [reminder bell ringing]
- [keypad clicking]
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Oh shit,
it's grapefruit time, Gore.
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Grapefruit time?
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It's for the
Bride Boheme Cleanse.
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Mmm, it was on
the man of honor checklist.
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I must have missed that email.
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[Mia sighs]
[sent message whooshing]
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There were a lot of emails.
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Man of honor fail.
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[birds chirping]
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- Was that it?
- [keypad clicking]
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Okay, you're not navigating.
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[tires screeching]
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Sorry,
I was posting a humorous comment
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on Alexis's profile for you.
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Oh, okay, right, you're using
the OkCupid app to do that.
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- Okay sorry, I went on like four dates yesterday and...
- Four?
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Yeah,
it's like sending out resumes.
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And no one's gotten back to me.
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It's just very surprising.
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Camp Pocumtuck.
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[sinister music]
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It was a steal on Airbnb
and we're their first wedding.
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You booked a
summer camp on Airbnb?
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[Mia] You can
book anything on Airbnb.
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"Electronic devices
will not be tolerated."
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Is this place Amish?
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[Mia] I think it's so
the kids can experience nature.
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"Inter-camper liaisons
will not be tolerated."
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- [giggles] Stupid.
- [cameras clicking]
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"Gum chewing, gambling,
and public nudity
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will not be tolerated."
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Interesting assortment.
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"Drugs and alcohol
will not be tolerated."
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Sorry, Camp Putuck, I didn't pump three-days'
worth of breast milk to stay sober.
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[chuckling] - Well, I for one am gonna
have a serious inter-camper liaison.
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- Oh yeah.
- With Dalvaro.
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And I expect all of
your electronic devices
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to be posting up a
storm to #MiaCampWedding.
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[bird cawing]
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- Should I add #whatadivadoes?
- [keypad clicking]
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Oh no, that's just my personal
one. It's for my opera posts.
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Are we finally going to get to
hear you sing at the talent show?
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Uhm, I haven't worked with
my voice teacher for a while.
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Oh, I forgot to
mention that the service
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is really kind of sketchy
so posts and texts will work
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but phone calls
really won't work.
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Text Scott.
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Can't do
Jefferson bedtime story.
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Wasn't informed there
was no service, ellipses.
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It was in
the bridal party email.
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[ominous music]
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[birds chirping]
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- [camera clicking]
- Oh.
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[Paulette] Please delete that.
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I can't. It's a Polaroid.
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Then just burn it and
you won't owe me for the cab.
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[chuckles] Oh man.
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Mia's Kickstarter video
was badass but it's better IRL.
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You should pay for
your wedding yourself.
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But it's the
crowdfunding that made it
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a Bride Boheme Special Feature.
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Mia really nailed
the cross-promotion.
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Wow,
this Mia sounds pretty amazing.
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- Whoa, you haven't met Mia?
- Nope.
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But I thought you were
the groom's best friend.
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Mmm hmm.
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[car rustling]
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Oh shit they're coming!
I got to hide.
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- Here first hold my gum.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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[ominous music]
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Oh, oh my gosh.
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It's so dilapidated. I love it.
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Okay, so we have a
few wedding prep things
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and then we can enjoy
the outdoorsy bachelorette fun.
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Oh sorry we couldn't do a girls' night in
the city, honey. Our schedules just...
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It's okay. This is going
to be way better, you guys.
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I didn't want one of those
obnoxious bachelorette parties.
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Oh let the
bachelorette-palooza begin.
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[Mia shouting]
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And hi!
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Oh, Eileen, my friend from...
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- Community Theater, yeah.
- Community Theater.
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- You took forever.
- Oh
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- Oh!
- Oh, thank you so much for including me.
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Oh, thank you for
coming all this way.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Paulette,
it's really nice to meet you.
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[Eileen] Man of honor.
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[Gore] Oh, you know who I am.
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- Yeah.
- I, okay.
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And this one's for you.
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Thank you.
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And the biggest
and the brightest.
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Let's get this party started.
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I've got your favorite,
Bloody Eight fixings.
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- And penis straws.
- Oh my gosh, that sounds really great.
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I was just thinking that we were
gonna get some lunch.
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And then we have a
brief production meeting
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in, you know, 20 minutes.
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So, um maybe later.
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- Babe, your...
- [gentle music]
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I bet.
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[Mia laughing]
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All right, smile, you guys.
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- It's my first #MiaCampWedding.
- [camera clicking]
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- Okay, so good. All right.
- Some info, this is yours.
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Here you are.
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Here you go.
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Take this one, Gore.
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- Alrighty, so I think
- [Gore whistling]
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everybody's almost done lunch.
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Well, I'm sorry,
I know you said everything
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would be gluten free,
but since you don't have
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a gluten-free kitchen, I
didn't want to take any chances.
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All this is supposed
to be accomplished today?
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No, no, just the Friday to do.
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Yeah, I'm referring to the Friday to do.
It's really not that much.
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I mean, we just have to get the
playhouse ready for the talent show.
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- And then we need to get the cabins done for the guests.
- [bird cawing]
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Not going to take that long.
And then we're gonna come back here,
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we're gonna arrange some
tables, throw up some lights,
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and we're going
to have so much fun.
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Oh, I almost forgot,
we have butterfly nets
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so like if you happen to be
prepping and you find a butterfly,
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'cause we're going to have
a butterfly release.
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[gasps] Oh my God.
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- Let's do this!
- I get it.
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It's a plantation
wedding really.
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[door clattering]
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Guys, this is how weddings work.
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I mean, we didn't have to throw her
a shower or a bachelorette party.
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And she let us pick out
whatever dress we wanted.
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- Hmm, as long as it was pink.
- [Paulette slurping]
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Hey, you know she would
be just as ridiculous
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- about helping us with our weddings.
- We eloped.
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I mean, let's just suck it up
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and help make
her dream come true.
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[gentle music]
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[lively music]
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[message alert dings]
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- [phone vibrating]
- [boss] Nice pic on Facebook.
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I did not approve this vacation.
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- Hey, how's it coming?
- Hey.
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Great.
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Okay, so are all
the other cabins done?
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Did you split
them up with Paulette?
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No. I was just getting
this one wrapped up
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and then I was going to go over
to the next one and get going.
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- So, none of the other cabins are done.
- No.
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Okay, where is Paulette?
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I don't know.
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[door clattering]
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[gentle music]
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[suspenseful music]
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"Meet me tonight in
the clearing across the lake.
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I want you to be my first kiss.
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Chuck."
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[whimpers]
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[gasps]
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[liquid trickling]
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[message vibrating]
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[Dalvero] We need to talk. Meet by the
camp entrance tonight after bedtime.
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[sighs]
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[gentle music]
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[dark eerie music]
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[pulsing music]
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Oh my God!
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You have to see this.
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[light music]
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Yeah, what happened
to the chair rental?
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- This camp was intense.
- [dark eerie music]
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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Can you clear the stage
and cover whatever that is?
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And you can figure out the whole lighting,
sound situation, right?
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Sure.
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All right, okay.
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Oh, so it's time for canoeing?
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Yeah,
just come whenever you're done.
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[Gore sighs]
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- [board thudding]
- [dark eerie music]
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[phone vibrating]
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[Danny] I'm so hungry for you.
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[Scott] Jefferson's only
allergic to hazelnuts, right?
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- [bulbs clinking]
- Fuck, sorry.
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- No, my fault. Nothing broke?
- No, we're good.
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- [phone vibrating]
- [Danny] Get over here.
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We only have the weekend
before my girlfriend
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gets back from that wedding.
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- [bulbs shattering]
- Fuck! [grunts]
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Sorry, just got a weird text message.
I'm just gonna have to find service.
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Okay, but if you see
any pretty wildflowers,
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can you bring them
and then you...
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[doors clattering]
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[Mia sighs]
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Dom.
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Dom.
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[grunts] 13.
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Oh hey, oh it was 14.
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How are the cabins going?
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Yeah, actually I'm all done.
We going to canoe?
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Yeah. So maybe you could
help Eileen with her cabin
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'cause she's falling behind.
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Okay, and you're going to...
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I got to do high
intensity interval training
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every three hours
to reduce water weight
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and flush my skin.
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[birds chirping]
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Paulette?
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[ominous music]
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Text Scott.
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00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,959
Walnuts, exclamation point.
252
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,094
Is Jefferson all right,
question mark.
253
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,530
Fucking text me back, period.
254
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,199
[bird cawing]
255
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,436
Call Scott.
256
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:56,875
- [eerie music]
- [wind howling]
257
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,809
[phone ringing]
258
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,078
[phone buzzing]
259
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,014
[branch cracking]
260
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,126
[message alert beeping]
261
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,061
[suspenseful music]
262
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,234
[tinkling music]
263
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,116
- We'll catch up tomorrow.
- [Mia sighs]
264
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,439
- Are you sure your text went through?
- Yeah, I am.
265
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,975
Are you sure nobody's
seen Flynn since before dinner?
266
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,311
Maybe she's looking
for a gluten-free kitchen.
267
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,579
[Gore chuckles]
268
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,182
You guys, she gets really sick.
269
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,417
That's why I got
gluten-free everything.
270
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,086
Wait,
these are gluten-free s'mores?
271
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,022
[ominous music]
272
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,223
Oh, Jesus!
273
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,424
Oh thank God.
274
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,160
I need to use the van to get
somewhere with service, okay?
275
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,896
Scott has Jefferson's
nut allergies confused.
276
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,064
Is he okay?
277
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,299
Scott's not getting back to me
278
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,301
and I'm supposed
to call him at bedtime
279
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,270
and I've never
been away from him.
280
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,207
I'm just the
only designated driver
281
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,609
and I just got Lasik so I'm
not allowed to drive at night
282
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,479
for like a month and,
but if you need to make a call...
283
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,081
You got Lasik?
284
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,016
Yeah. Dalvero got it
for me as a surprise
285
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,319
so I can go
water skiing in Cancun.
286
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,387
- [all] Oh.
- [Flynn sighs]
287
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,623
You could walk to Bufflehorn.
288
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:23,094
It's just 7.8 miles.
289
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,229
[grunts] Fuck it.
290
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,430
It's your weekend.
291
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,500
He'll be fine.
I just need to trust.
292
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,636
Are you going to be okay?
Did you get dinner?
293
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,938
I had some flax chips.
294
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,874
Oh my God, you must be starving.
295
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,611
The s'mores are gluten-free.
296
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,145
Yeah, they're
right out of the package.
297
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,982
They weren't in my kitchen,
just here.
298
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:47,886
Take mine. It's not part of
the Bride Boheme Cleanse.
299
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,957
Now that we're all here,
300
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,193
maybe a little sneak
peak into the talent show?
301
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,600
[animals warbling eerily]
302
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:13,278
Summer 1985, Camp Pocumtuck.
303
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,115
A picture of youthful innocence
304
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,984
until it is deflowered by death!
305
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,688
Wait, are you part
of the talent show?
306
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,390
Yeah.
307
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,293
Ghost story, summer camp.
308
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,395
- Too tropey?
- Yeah.
309
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,964
But it's true.
I did the research.
310
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,466
As did I. It was
a social experiment gone awry.
311
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,468
[eerie music]
312
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,136
That's pretty obvious.
313
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,405
But did you know
that the girl drowned
314
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,307
because she was
struck by lightning?
315
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,309
- [air whooshing]
- Odd.
316
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,610
Wait, what are they
talking about?
317
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,979
There was just
some unrest in the '80s.
318
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,681
A camper drowned,
it was an accident.
319
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,550
And honestly,
in the history of a camp,
320
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,719
one death, it's kind of amazing.
321
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,623
This is also the
location of an Indian massacre.
322
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,691
[dramatic ominous music]
323
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,427
And there were some
witch trials up the road.
324
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,594
- [dramatic ominous music]
- [woman screaming]
325
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,966
Nothing Salem level
but some girls got immolated.
326
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,500
[fire snapping]
327
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,704
Wait, is someone else
doing horror spoken word?
328
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,973
No, they're not
but I think maybe
329
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,075
you should try something
else a little less maudlin.
330
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,676
Like what did
you decide to sing?
331
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,214
[clears throat]
"Battle Hymn of the Republic."
332
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,051
What, you said it
had to be rights free
333
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,053
because of Bride Boheme
taking video
334
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,656
but it's difficult to
find public domain songs
335
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,459
and have time to rehearse
when you're a mom, okay?
336
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:40,064
And I just sang it
for Jefferson's 1776 party.
337
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,634
Why don't you guys
sing that together?
338
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,774
[crunching]
339
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,645
Are these handmade marshmallows?
340
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,547
Yeah, they're from that
great little place in my hood.
341
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,782
All marshmallows
are gluten-free.
342
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,318
- I checked.
- [spits] No!
343
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,521
All mass-produced ones are
but some of the handmade ones
344
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,356
use flour in the process.
345
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,424
[spitting]
346
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:11,229
Oh my God! [spitting]
347
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,331
- Oh my God!
- What the fuck is that?
348
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,399
Vodka.
349
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,635
Wheat or potato-based?
350
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,703
Cheap.
351
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,641
It's okay.
352
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,778
I'll know in a couple of hours.
353
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,313
[tense music]
354
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,516
- Another one.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
355
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,184
No green piles still?
356
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,554
- Flynn!
- Oh shit, my tolerance is gone.
357
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,557
Guys, help me drink all this
gluten-free beer so it's a fair fight.
358
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,658
Oh, got enough of this.
359
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,793
[Mia] Bride Boheme Cleanse.
360
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,261
- I'm okay.
- [bottles clanking]
361
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,495
You're refusing alcohol?
362
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,363
Are you pregnant?
363
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,466
[Gore grunting]
364
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,801
- Flick fly.
- Oh, fuck!
365
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,236
Ah ha ha ha ha.
366
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,583
[Alexis] Should we see if Eileen
and Paulette want to play?
367
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,208
Can we discuss
Eileen and Paulette?
368
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,609
Yeah. I know Paulette's
369
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,379
Dalvero's weird
college friend but Eileen.
370
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,283
I accidentally invited Eileen.
371
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,085
[Gore sighs]
372
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,455
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
373
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,324
[boss] Not
going to sugarcoat this.
374
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,258
You're fired.
375
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094
[Eileen sighs]
376
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,332
- Her email address is flygirl77@...
- hotmail.com
377
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,602
so autocorrect
thinking I typed in Flynn's name
378
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:29,674
and now she thinks
she's a bridesmaid so, yeah.
379
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,677
[somber music]
380
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,114
[water splashing]
381
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,549
- [Paulette sighing]
- [keypad clicking]
382
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,151
[Paulette voiceover]
Can you be more specific
383
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,121
than camp entrance
and after bedtime?
384
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,223
[sent message whooshing]
385
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,125
[person clattering]
386
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,894
[crickets chirping]
387
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,697
[ominous music]
388
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,601
Shit, fuck, whore.
389
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,270
Oh, fuck I miss swearing.
390
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,539
Are you guys
getting baby pressure yet?
391
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,274
Yeah, ever since
we announced the date.
392
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,376
Fuckety fuck fuck!
393
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,445
But, you know, it's just
for the taxes in other words.
394
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,914
[sputters] Everything changes.
395
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,282
Shit!
396
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,350
It's like a mortgage.
397
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,185
You sure he's a safe investment?
398
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,454
Yeah,
what does that mean, Alexis?
399
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,689
- Blitz.
- Mother of God, shit, whore!
400
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,158
Fuck you.
401
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,829
I...
402
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,165
[crying]
403
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,305
I got to take five.
404
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:40,311
- [crickets chirping]
- [tense rhythmic music]
405
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,749
Wow, you just let
her have that fantasy?
406
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,586
She thought you two were
having a fren-a-ssance.
407
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,355
[scoffs] Should have let
the poor girl off the hook.
408
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,398
- [eerie music]
- [wind whooshing]
409
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,270
What, it's a long story. I mean, if anybody
was supposed to apologize, it's her.
410
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,805
[Alexis] You guys, blitz pile.
411
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,907
There are these guys
with these scary fucking masks
412
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,409
out in the woods!
413
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,313
[crying]
414
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,584
- Couldn't they just be other Airbnb renters?
- No, I booked the whole camp.
415
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,520
I guess the escaped
convicts that are going to rape
416
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,723
and murder us didn't book
their crime scene on Airbnb.
417
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,826
Were the strippers not a joke?
418
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,428
Oh, you would've killed me.
419
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,463
You hate all
flavors of exploitation.
420
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,967
- [knocking]
- [all screaming]
421
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,938
[dark eerie music]
422
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,811
Gluten-free knife, just in case.
423
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,261
[dramatic music]
424
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,331
- Fuck this!
- [laughing]
425
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,469
- What the fuck?
- Yeah, I'm sorry, boo.
426
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,271
You were
supposed to come tomorrow.
427
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,538
My fault,
I had Jack drive us up.
428
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,806
Dalvero didn't even know.
429
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,469
Yeah, well he knew
he was wearing a mask
430
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,461
to scare the shit out of us.
431
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,444
It was really
poor judgment on our part.
432
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,814
But this way we can
help you first thing tomorrow.
433
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,816
Hey.
434
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,318
Oh, hey, you made it.
435
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320
Shocked?
436
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,555
I'm Trask, groomsman.
437
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,292
Sorry if you all
thought I was a murderer.
438
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,661
This is Jack,
best man, designated driver.
439
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,830
And you all know Dalvero.
440
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,433
Uh, sorry to
psychologically molest you all.
441
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,769
Hi, I'm Eileen.
442
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,404
I'm not supposed to be here
443
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,772
but I'm just going with it.
444
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,677
Okay, I think we
should all just go to bed
445
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,745
because we have a
very big day tomorrow.
446
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,082
- The big day, boo.
- [Mia chuckles]
447
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,020
Sweet dreams.
448
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,658
[Dalvero] Come on, Jack.
449
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,800
- Oh, mother of God.
- Who is Trask?
450
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,802
He's one of
Dalvero's douchey work friends.
451
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,637
He's really not that sexy.
452
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,039
Bride blindness,
he's everything.
453
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,607
Okay, lights out, all right?
454
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,409
We kind of got a
lot to do tomorrow.
455
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,945
- He's kind of too much.
- No such thing.
456
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,847
Mia, what team?
457
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,716
[sputtering] Straight
guys don't look like that.
458
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,386
Oh, Flynn, welcome to
the decade of CrossFit.
459
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,787
I'll take one for the team
460
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,724
and propose some
inter-camper liaisons.
461
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,858
[Flynn giggling]
462
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,660
Dalvero mentioned he had a wife.
463
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,362
He could be bi.
464
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,066
- And polyamorous.
- Well, what about Jack? You guys seemed to have
465
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:53,437
a little moment there and you bonded over
hating Tom Hanks at my engagement party.
466
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,040
And we made out
and he never responded
467
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,375
to my follow-up text.
468
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,843
Bridal Yenta fail.
469
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,847
Anyway I've moved
on to Traskier things.
470
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,715
Who doesn't love Tom Hanks?
471
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,716
Good night.
472
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,652
[tense electronic music]
473
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,158
Well,
he said he'd text me but...
474
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,993
Oh, pull
the fucking reigns on that.
475
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,695
If you like him, text him.
476
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,764
- It's late.
- Fuck late.
477
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,698
Late's hot.
478
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,700
Late's desperate.
479
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,602
Ignore the man who
hasn't dated since high school.
480
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,070
I am very happily married.
481
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,039
That was before
apps and texting.
482
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,641
Dating is like espionage now.
483
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,843
I'll get intelligence from Mia.
484
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,679
Fuck, I'm out.
485
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,581
[laughing] Good night.
486
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:38,983
Come on, one more round.
487
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,751
[hands thudding]
488
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,888
I can bet a professional
lap dance worth $55.
489
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,990
- It's how I paid for my MBA.
- Off!
490
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,159
It's your last night of freedom.
Taste the magic.
491
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:51,128
- Go the fuck to sleep.
- On the house then.
492
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,631
Show them my loyalty to you
and the bank knows no bounds.
493
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,566
Stop kissing ass. You'll get VP.
494
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,676
[Jack sighs]
495
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,712
You're really
stiff for this guy.
496
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:09,780
Ah shit.
497
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,915
Best man speech.
498
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,819
Come with me.
I got just the thing.
499
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,928
[footsteps crunching]
500
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,600
The fucking outdoors!
501
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,846
[ominous music]
502
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,785
Re-trip,
then you do your speech.
503
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,986
Tomorow'll be easy.
504
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,022
Genius, right?
505
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,492
I've never actually uh...
506
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,960
Oh.
507
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,194
Virgin territory.
508
00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,697
[Jack chuckling]
509
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:08,672
Okay, electronic devices
will not be tolerated.
510
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:10,775
Please.
511
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:12,743
There's so much to do.
512
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,579
You friends with
Trask on Facebook?
513
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,781
Powering down.
514
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,954
Dalvero's substance abuse issues
515
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,756
are well known to his friends.
516
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:29,293
He is literally addicted to substance.
[chuckles]
517
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,063
[Trask laughing]
518
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,633
He binges podcasts.
519
00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:39,036
Terry Gross is his celeb crush.
520
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:44,108
And he'd donate a
kidney to Noam Chomsky.
521
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:48,679
[laughing]
I'm going to pee in my pants.
522
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,952
[tense music] When I get back you're
totally going to sext that Gore dude.
523
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,956
[eerie music]
524
00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,931
[phone vibrating]
525
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,737
[Trask voiceover]
Hey, it's Trask.
526
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,105
Want to meet at the playhouse?
527
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:21,779
- [Alexis voiceover] You are not Trask.
- [keypad clicking]
528
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:25,816
- Who are you?
- [sent message whooshing]
529
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,119
- [message vibrating]
- [Trask] Trask. What the fuck?
530
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,988
Got your number
off Mia's contact sheet.
531
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,823
You are so my thing.
532
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,625
[message vibrating]
533
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,627
I'm waiting.
534
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,041
[eerie music]
535
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,785
[door squeaking]
536
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:03,888
Trask?
537
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200
[fan screeching]
538
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,639
[grunts] What am I doing?
539
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,209
[message vibrating]
540
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,119
[Trask] Nice catch, sir. Bring
my mask and a couple of zip ties
541
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,121
and meet me on the
other side of the lake.
542
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,059
[keypad clicking]
543
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,827
[Gore voiceover] Trask?
544
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:47,698
[message vibrating]
545
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,700
[Trask] Duh.
546
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,168
[keypad clicking]
547
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,370
[Gore voiceover] How
did you get my number?
548
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,838
[sent message whooshing]
549
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,442
[message vibrating]
550
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,011
[Trask] Contact sheet.
551
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,846
Not as bright
as you are handsome.
552
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,985
[keypad clicking]
553
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,188
[Gore voiceover]
That's a mildly creepy request.
554
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,024
[sent message whooshing]
555
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,726
[message vibrating]
556
00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,861
[Trask] Creepy equals sexy.
557
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,863
Keep on the DL, duh.
558
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,731
[message vibrating]
559
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,733
Hurry.
560
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,207
[tense music]
561
00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:34,445
[upbeat music]
562
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,036
[message vibrating]
563
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:02,106
[Trask]
You're on the pill, right?
564
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,809
[keypad clicking]
565
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:08,412
[Alexis voiceover]
No, but it's not an issue.
566
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:16,086
- [keypad clicking]
- Yep.
567
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,421
- [sent message whooshing]
- [dramatic music]
568
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,090
[Mia gasping]
569
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,195
[keypad clicking] - [Mia voiceover] Boo,
can you pick me up
570
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,830
some grapefruits ASAP?
571
00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:27,865
Gore failed.
572
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,802
- [sent message whooshing]
- [message vibrating]
573
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:36,106
[Instagram] AlexisG77
posted to #MiaCampWedding.
574
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,286
[keypad clicking] Hey,
what's with the scary selfie
575
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,854
and where are you?
576
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,822
[eerie music]
577
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:55,225
[sent message whooshing]
578
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,832
Gore, Go...
579
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,002
What the fuck?
580
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,105
- Shit.
- What's wrong?
581
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,542
Where's alcoholic girl?
582
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,379
[Flynn groaning]
583
00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:18,315
[ominous music]
584
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,455
[grunting]
585
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,423
[groaning]
586
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,058
Flynn?
587
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,161
Ah.
588
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,930
[grunts]
589
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,965
[spray hissing]
590
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,334
[toilet flushing]
591
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:39,404
Hey.
592
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,006
Definitely wheat-based
vodka, sorry.
593
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,976
It's quite the shit show.
Did I wake you guys?
594
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,045
We're the only ones
left in the cabin.
595
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,482
Why would she sully up
my feed with this?
596
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,451
- Aye.
- [Eileen laughing]
597
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,920
I'm just going to say
what we're all thinking.
598
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,922
This is not a selfie.
599
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,457
Someone else took this pic.
600
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,059
Someone psychopathic.
601
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,393
That's what we're all thinking?
602
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,295
[Eileen scoffs]
603
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,464
Alexis used to be goth, okay?
604
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,633
She's probably just doing
some like bachelorette
605
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,368
- haunted house thing.
- Is this her stuff?
606
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,971
Hey, that is her stuff. Come on.
607
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,372
I'm looking for a clue.
608
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,641
[pills rattling]
609
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,943
- Jackpot.
- Wait, no.
610
00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:22,012
- These are prenatal vitamins.
- [Eileen scoffs]
611
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,981
Do you think she's pregnant?
612
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,450
Uh, she refused that beer.
That's a first.
613
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,086
Or she's trying to get pregnant.
614
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,955
Maybe she was
cheating with the psychopath
615
00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:36,293
and she thought he was a full-
service sperm donor until...
616
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,228
[screeching]
617
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,464
Oh my God. Okay.
618
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,432
Let me just go
check the boys' cabin
619
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,534
in case they're not sleeping.
620
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,903
[pills rattling]
621
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,038
- [water splashing]
- [crickets chirping]
622
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,108
[message vibrating]
623
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,543
[Trask] Where are you?
624
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,046
Starting to not feel this.
625
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,182
[ominous music]
626
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,385
[water splashing]
627
00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,187
[door creaking]
628
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,556
[Mia] Boo?
629
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,127
[Flynn] Where are they?
630
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,934
- Oh, I asked him to run an errand.
- [Flynn] Now?
631
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,569
Oh, he picked up my dress
after the bachelor party.
632
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,074
I'll be right back.
633
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:27,210
[dark eerie music]
634
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,383
[Mia] You guys at the store?
635
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:34,718
Alexis posted this.
636
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,719
Can't find her.
637
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054
Is Trask with you?
638
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,558
[Trask] Jack, where are you?
[voice echoing]
639
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,226
[ominous music]
640
00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:44,494
[message alert dings]
641
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,729
[Mia] You guys at the store?
642
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,997
Alexis posted this.
643
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:47,664
Can't find her.
644
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,232
Is Trask with you?
645
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,337
- Is this happening?
- [keypad clicking]
646
00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:56,473
[eerie music]
647
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,641
Hey.
648
00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:01,178
[dramatic music]
649
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,982
[grunts] Jesus!
650
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,017
[Dalvero voiceover] Yeah,
boo, be back in a jiff.
651
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,618
I'll text him
to look for Alexis.
652
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,253
And is Gore not
into Jack or what?
653
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:11,621
[sent message whooshing]
654
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:15,058
[tense music]
655
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,130
[message vibrating]
656
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:27,004
[Trask] Come deeper into the woods, put on
the mask, and zip tie yourself to a tree.
657
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,006
I'll find you.
658
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,390
[canoe scraping]
659
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,459
[message vibrating]
660
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,029
[Mia] Man of honor, need you.
661
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,764
Where are you?
662
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,675
[eerie music]
663
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,477
[dramatic music]
664
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,347
Alexis's phone
must've just died.
665
00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,782
And your best gay?
666
00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,383
Caustic drunk girl.
667
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,118
What was it, a phone massacre?
668
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,686
[message alert tinkling]
669
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,124
[Instagram] Gore&More
posted to #MiaCampWedding.
670
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,231
Trask is
flaunting his conquests.
671
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,433
Trask?
672
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,802
Who was everything to Gore.
673
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,772
- And whose genetic makeup would you want for a child?
- [Flynn grunts]
674
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:40,210
He's some nympho psycho, so
bathed in unexamined privilege.
675
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,345
This is just sport to him.
676
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,214
Well, that's an airtight theory.
677
00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,184
Gore was acting
pretty desperate though.
678
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,418
And prenatals?
679
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,353
She wanted a baby bad.
680
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:54,524
They could both be
out there still alive
681
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,693
just bleeding out somewhere.
682
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,295
How are you
even getting service?
683
00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,831
I've been trying to
text Scott all night.
684
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,532
We need to call the police.
685
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,302
Man of honor fail
is an inside joke
686
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,337
and Gore was
probably in on the prank.
687
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,839
We'll just wait
for them to scare me
688
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,274
and then I will kill them.
689
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,545
- You're not looking to come with us, are you?
- No.
690
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,681
I should stay
with my friend here.
691
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:19,316
Are you going to be okay?
692
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,383
[knife clinking]
693
00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:21,451
I'll be fine.
694
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,187
[door creaking]
695
00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,155
[crickets chirping]
696
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,790
Alexis! Gore!
697
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,792
Shh, turn that thing off.
698
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,227
We need to be stealth.
699
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,163
Okay, I can't see.
700
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,798
Your eyes will adjust.
701
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,769
[door creaking]
702
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,273
- [Eileen sighing]
- Coast is clear.
703
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,378
While we're here,
we could just finish the...
704
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,480
Stealth.
705
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,282
People are coming tomorrow.
706
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,851
- To a blood bath.
- [Mia sighs]
707
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:59,356
[Flynn voiceover] Recovering from an
accidental glutening. Hydration is key.
708
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,558
Reach for
electrolyte-rich beverages
709
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,759
such as coconut water.
710
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,163
[grunting]
711
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,170
[cap clattering]
712
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,238
- [message alert tinkling]
- [Flynn gulping]
713
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,373
[Scott] He didn't make it.
714
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,440
So sorry.
715
00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:19,309
[Flynn spitting]
716
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,179
[panting]
717
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,716
[Flynn crying]
718
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,421
[message alert tinkling]
719
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,790
[man] You're next.
720
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,326
[dark eerie music]
721
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:42,866
- [door creaking]
- [tense pulsing music]
722
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,302
Mia! Mia!
723
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,204
Mia!
724
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,641
[suspenseful music]
725
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:02,652
[mysterious music]
726
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,288
[Paulette voiceover] If you're
afraid to talk about this wedding,
727
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691
it's obviously a mistake.
728
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,892
[sent message whooshing]
729
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,560
- [dramatic music]
- Jesus!
730
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,562
Oh, hey.
731
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:14,764
Are you okay?
732
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,832
Amazing.
733
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,336
What are you doing out here?
734
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,537
I needed some fresh air.
735
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:21,539
You?
736
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,276
I, uh, gave the best man
shrooms to calm his nerves,
737
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,812
but it freaked him out
and now I can't find him.
738
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,715
You gave him
shrooms to calm his nerves?
739
00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,850
[sighs] For tomorrow
not like right now.
740
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,585
You don't have any pot?
741
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,955
I thought that would have been
better right before his speech.
742
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,924
So you do have pot.
743
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,460
[mattress rustling]
744
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:47,764
Oh, maybe we could smother
Trask with one of these.
745
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,634
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
746
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969
Oh, is that how you yawn?
747
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,904
[binder thudding]
748
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,274
You're like a big
opera singer now, right?
749
00:37:57,276 --> 00:38:00,844
- I love that #whatadivadoes.
- Thanks.
750
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,913
I just looked at your profile
every once in a while
751
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,860
- to see what you're up to.
- [tense music]
752
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,852
Yeah, sorry about not accepting
your friend request yet.
753
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,587
I just got really
busy with the wedding,
754
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,855
so, you know, haven't had...
755
00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,590
[gasps] Oh my gosh.
756
00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,394
This camp is so adorbs
757
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,928
and so un-PC.
758
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,797
"Retarded"?
759
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,966
What decade did
these kids come from?
760
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:26,048
[Mia] I don't know.
I think they haven't had campers for a while.
761
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,306
[Dalvero] At your cabin.
762
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:30,607
Where you at?
763
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,641
Oh my gosh.
764
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,543
This could be a trap.
765
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,744
We should get Flynn's knife
766
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,613
and take one of
these mattresses.
767
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,158
[message alert dings]
768
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,692
[Paulette] If you're afraid
to talk about this wedding,
769
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,729
it's obviously a mistake.
770
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,398
[keypad clicking]
771
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,635
[message alert dings]
772
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,004
[Mia] Eileen's cray. She is
going to ruin the wedding.
773
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:06,810
- Can you take care of her?
- [keypad clicking]
774
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,913
[Dalvero voiceover] You
mean like be really nice to her
775
00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,483
- so she's not so cray?
- [sent message whooshing]
776
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,485
[message alert dings]
777
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,753
[Mia] No, not nice.
778
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,891
[keypad clicking] -
[Dalvero voiceover] Like, scare her away?
779
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,393
[sent message whooshing]
780
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,595
[message alert dings]
781
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:29,466
[Mia] Fine. Fine.
782
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,534
[Mia sighs]
783
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,138
Fine.
784
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,410
Fine!
785
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,048
[keypad clicking] - [Dalvero voiceover]
Not sure I'm down with this plan.
786
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,585
[keypad clicking]
787
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:51,721
So I'll scare her, okay?
788
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,491
[alert tapping]
789
00:39:58,630 --> 00:39:59,863
[phone ringing]
790
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,097
[Mia] Thank you for contacting
791
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,966
How to Be Your Best Diva.
792
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:04,667
Email's really the
best way to reach me.
793
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:05,802
#whata...
794
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,937
[keypad clicking]
795
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,540
- [Trask] Dalvero's totally sprung for that girl.
- [Paulette] Mm-m.
796
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,776
He wouldn't even go in
the vicinity of a strip club.
797
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:15,412
[sighs] That's not sprung.
798
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:18,548
- That's whipped.
- [message alert beeping]
799
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,716
Am I interrupting something?
800
00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,151
No, um, no.
801
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,655
So what are you doing right now?
802
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,590
Getting some fresh air,
remember?
803
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,527
[Trask chuckling]
804
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,962
I'm going to show you something.
805
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,498
[Paulette grunts]
806
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,599
Fucking hell.
807
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,172
Fucking outdoors, right?
808
00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,040
[branches cracking]
809
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:44,908
[fabric ripping]
810
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,910
Shit.
811
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,715
Where the fuck are we going?
812
00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:54,884
[fabric ripping]
813
00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,089
Follow me.
814
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,759
[gentle music]
815
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:10,800
[dial clacking]
816
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,003
[phone ringing]
817
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,904
- [phone buzzing]
- [car rattling]
818
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,975
[tense music]
819
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,995
[refrigerator rattling]
820
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,932
[Dalvero] Jack?
821
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,567
[ominous music]
822
00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:45,602
Jack?
823
00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:52,675
[Jack panting]
824
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,710
Gore?
825
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,144
[eerie music]
826
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,247
Jack, what are you doing?
827
00:41:58,783 --> 00:41:59,783
Shit.
828
00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,725
Jack?
829
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,833
[dark eerie music]
830
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:17,835
Oh, yeah.
831
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:19,970
He got her.
832
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,772
Maybe she was chopping something
833
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,841
and she cut herself.
834
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:25,875
Are you high?
835
00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,712
Either Trask or
your husband-to-be
836
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,149
or both or someone else
is killing everyone.
837
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,785
But we haven't found a body.
838
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,157
That's beet juice.
839
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,059
- [Eileen scoffs]
- [ominous music]
840
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:50,900
Everyone is missing. We need to find
a landline and call 9-fucking-1-1.
841
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:54,170
Unless you want to deliver your
vows to a room full of coffins.
842
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:58,741
If you would like to explain creepy
selfies to 9-1-1, be my guest.
843
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,878
I'm going to go find Dalvero and I'm
going to sort this whole thing out.
844
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,580
- I don't want you to die!
- Oh, you're
845
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,814
wrinkling the dress.
846
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,184
[Eileen panting]
847
00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,189
[crickets chirping]
848
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,128
- [man] You're next.
- [refrigerator rattling]
849
00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,798
[eerie music]
850
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,642
[keypad clicking]
851
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,613
[Eileen voiceover] You're next.
852
00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:38,147
Hey, boo boo.
853
00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:42,987
Dalvero.
854
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,190
Where the fuck is everybody?
855
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,193
[sighs]
856
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,063
[zipper zipping]
857
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,875
[Holly] Hey, Mia.
I've been trying to call you all day.
858
00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,745
Your fiancé picked up the
wrong dress from the tailor.
859
00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,381
But amazingly, this dress
is very close to your size
860
00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:14,917
and should just fit barring any deviation
from your diet and exercise regime.
861
00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:16,953
My deepest
apologies for the mishap.
862
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,855
- Holly.
- [Mia sighs]
863
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,924
[eerie music]
864
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:24,727
[Mia screaming]
865
00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:28,364
[phone ringing]
866
00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,133
[operator] 9-1-1,
where's your emergency?
867
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,000
[dramatic music]
868
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:31,868
Now who's next?
869
00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,403
[gasps] You're alive!
870
00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:34,303
Funny.
871
00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,372
[panting] Okay.
872
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,008
You faked your own death
to throw us off.
873
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,109
Genius.
874
00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,979
[chuckles] Except beet juice?
875
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:43,981
Cut the bull.
876
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,817
- Is my son alive?
- [tense music]
877
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,752
Frame me all you want.
878
00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:51,788
You're the one who
disappeared for hours
879
00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,456
clearly to set traps for us.
880
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,191
Are you even gluten-free?
881
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,726
I have celiac disease.
882
00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,161
What did
accomplice do to my son?
883
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,396
[grunts] Do you
even have a child?
884
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,133
Or is it like you
invented an imaginary son
885
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:08,171
to get attention and
now your fantasy is crumbling
886
00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,273
and you have to
kill off everyone by...
887
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:12,909
[tense music]
888
00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:14,744
[shelves scraping]
889
00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:16,279
- [Mia grunting]
- [insect chirping]
890
00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:18,347
[sighs]
891
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,361
- [grunts]
- [bed clattering]
892
00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:34,430
[screaming]
893
00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,476
[footsteps crunching]
894
00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,313
[Trask]
What'd I tell you, right?
895
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,382
Wow.
896
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,218
You got any more weed?
897
00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,286
Oh, I got some good shit
898
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:58,254
like you died
and went to heaven.
899
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,856
I'm pretty sure
900
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,778
- I wouldn't like heaven.
- [belt clanking]
901
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,931
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting comfortable.
902
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,033
It's a hot night,
don't you think?
903
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:15,104
Wow. Does like say hello to my
package normally work for you?
904
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,305
[scoffs] No.
905
00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:32,355
You should be
like way more dominant.
906
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:38,828
[grunts]
907
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,263
Better?
908
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,265
Kind of.
909
00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:56,245
[door creaking]
910
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,049
[Mia sighs]
911
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,218
[message alert dings]
912
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,388
[Annie] Hey,
sorry for the super late notice,
913
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,523
but we can't
make it to the wedding.
914
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:11,928
The car broke down and it won't be
fixed till next week. Sad face.
915
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:15,998
[Mia voiceover] I already put in
the headcount to the caterers.
916
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,235
Can't you rent a car?
That is so rude.
917
00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,169
- [sent message whooshing]
- [foot thudding]
918
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,171
Gee.
919
00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:22,873
Sorry.
920
00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,174
Are you all right?
921
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,511
Alexis?
922
00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,284
Alexis?
923
00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:39,455
Girl, you got... what are you...
924
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,426
Oh my God.
925
00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:56,974
Oh my God.
926
00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,276
Oh my God.
927
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,511
Oh my God.
928
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,647
[dramatic music]
929
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:08,551
- [tense pulsing music]
- [crickets chirping]
930
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,659
[car rumbling]
931
00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,028
[message alert beeping]
932
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,197
[Mia]
Come to the playhouse ASAP.
933
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,970
[keypad clicking]
934
00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:32,241
[panting] Oh God.
935
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,044
[phone ringing]
936
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,513
[phone beeping]
937
00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:39,515
Come on, come on!
938
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,083
[phone ringing]
939
00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:42,385
[sputtering]
940
00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,053
Come on, come on.
941
00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:47,423
- [message alert dings]
- [tinkling music]
942
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,927
[man] Hide the body. No one can
know or there'll be more.
943
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:53,062
[dark eerie music]
944
00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,965
[eerie music]
945
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:56,967
Shit.
946
00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,168
What the fuck?
947
00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,638
[message alert dings]
948
00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:06,375
[Queena] Great news.
The videographer was approved.
949
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,011
Can you just
resend me the camp address?
950
00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,246
Can't seem to find it.
951
00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,114
- See you tomorrow.
- What?
952
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:17,320
- Uh, do.
- [message alert dings]
953
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,322
[man] Hide it now!
954
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,190
[dark eerie music]
955
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,965
[thudding music]
956
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,032
[canoe scraping]
957
00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:32,335
[ominous music]
958
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,670
[scary music]
959
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:35,972
[canoe scraping]
960
00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,975
[crickets chirping]
961
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,410
Jack!
962
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:43,446
Trask, what the hell, man?
963
00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:48,452
Gore?
964
00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:51,988
What's going on?
965
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,491
Is this some kind of game?
966
00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,464
I know Mia has
been kind of intense
967
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:04,600
with the wedding prep
and the man of honor checklist.
968
00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:07,236
She BBC'd me.
969
00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,472
But she really
just wants this to be
970
00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:11,073
a wonderful
experience for everyone.
971
00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,312
Uh, look, I know
you've known her half her life
972
00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,615
and I'm just some guy
in a long line of guys.
973
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:22,685
I don't really want to know how
long so please don't tell me.
974
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,155
But seriously I'd
do anything for her.
975
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,724
I know you would, too.
976
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:32,028
I mean, if you were straight,
you would probably be marrying her.
977
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,331
So, yeah,
I feel some competition there
978
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,167
but I also think
of you as a friend.
979
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,437
I hope you think
of me as one, too.
980
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,740
And maybe this is premature,
but if we decide to have kids,
981
00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,542
we're thinking
you'd be the godfather.
982
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,080
[tense music]
983
00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:52,082
Gore?
984
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,127
[eerie music]
985
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,697
[Trask] I'm just like
trying to be sure what...
986
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,133
- [Paulette] No more talking. No more talking.
- All right.
987
00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,201
- What are going to do?
- This is feeling much...
988
00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,303
- [dramatic music]
- Fuck!
989
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,738
[Paulette] Fuck!
990
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,772
What the fuck?
991
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,442
[scary music]
992
00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,516
- [message alert dings]
- Jesus.
993
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:30,619
[Instagram] TraskMan
posted to #MiaCampWedding.
994
00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,560
[door creaking]
995
00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:41,597
[singing in opera]
996
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,700
- Oh.
- What the crap was that?
997
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,436
I read a story about an
opera singer who got mugged
998
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,106
and then she sang a crazy high
note and then he ran away.
999
00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:54,877
Well, we're all safe now, okay? Eileen was
behind everything but I locked her in the fridge.
1000
00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:58,247
Wait, what? But Eileen was
with us the whole time.
1001
00:51:58,249 --> 00:51:59,648
Yes, I know. She must've done
it all before we got up
1002
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,383
and then posted
the photos later.
1003
00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,419
I even found
her Polaroid camera.
1004
00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:05,489
Oh my God.
1005
00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:09,325
Is that your dress?
1006
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,493
No.
1007
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,394
Dalvero picked up the wrong one.
1008
00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,263
Shit, sorry.
1009
00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:19,168
- Is that why you needed me here ASAP?
- Yes.
1010
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:21,904
Sorry, but I need to
check on Jefferson, okay?
1011
00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,606
You don't mind if I
take Dalvero's car to Brooklyn?
1012
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,841
Are you sure that
he's in imminent danger?
1013
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,443
[keypad clicking]
1014
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,147
And then seconds later...
1015
00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,882
[keypad clicking]
1016
00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:37,353
- Whoa.
- Right?
1017
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:41,390
Okay, do you think that
there is also a killer here?
1018
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:42,658
Killer?
1019
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,759
Is someone dead?
1020
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:46,762
No, no.
1021
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:49,732
No, just the selfies.
1022
00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,400
Eileen probably roofied them.
1023
00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,801
Who knows what she's capable of.
1024
00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,570
She was
projecting her crimes on me.
1025
00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,572
It's just all so sick and weird.
1026
00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:59,942
- I should have told her about the email mix-up.
- Don't blame yourself.
1027
00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,278
This country is a disaster when
dealing with mental illness.
1028
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,513
Okay, I'm going to go
find service and call 9-1-1.
1029
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,349
You just stay here and
wait for the police, okay?
1030
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,952
[gentle music]
1031
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:13,255
- [message alerts beeping]
- [refrigerator rattling]
1032
00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,858
[Eileen crying]
1033
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,662
[ominous music]
1034
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,600
♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪
1035
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:27,703
♪ Of the coming the Lord ♪
1036
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,540
♪ He has
Trampled out the vintage ♪
1037
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,809
♪ Where the grapes of wrath
Are stored ♪
1038
00:53:34,445 --> 00:53:35,711
[dramatic music]
1039
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:39,949
[Fitbit] Congratulations. You've
had your most active day yet.
1040
00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:42,518
- Way to go.
- [message alert dings]
1041
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,752
[Dalvero] Hey,
why'd you run from me?
1042
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,987
I need your help with Gore.
1043
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,622
I think he's really hurt.
1044
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:47,856
Meet me at the canoes.
1045
00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,627
[Paulette gasping]
1046
00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:55,531
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven,
1047
00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,533
eight, nine, ten.
1048
00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:58,535
Shit!
1049
00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:00,236
[keypad clicking]
1050
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,838
[phone ringing]
1051
00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:07,476
One, two,
three, four, five, six,
1052
00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,777
seven, eight, nine, ten.
1053
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:13,916
- [phone beeping]
- Oh! Okay.
1054
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:16,685
[Dalvero] Hey, big favor, can you meet
Paulette by the camp entrance and give her
1055
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:20,656
that lap dance and more?
She needs to chill the fuck out.
1056
00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:21,957
[Trask] For real?
1057
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,892
Not cheating on my wife.
1058
00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,861
[Dalvero] Guess
you're not ready to be VP.
1059
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,296
[panting] What?
1060
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,364
- [message beeping]
- Oh my...
1061
00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,832
[man] Hide the body.
1062
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,867
No one can know
or there'll be more.
1063
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,802
[ominous music]
1064
00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:34,804
Oh, um.
1065
00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:37,840
[grunts]
1066
00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:40,676
[zipper zips]
1067
00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,981
[gun clicking]
1068
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:46,983
Why?
1069
00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:55,557
[message beeping]
1070
00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,761
[man] Hide it now.
1071
00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:03,399
- [door thudding]
- ♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
1072
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:07,469
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
1073
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:10,439
[crickets chirping]
1074
00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:12,908
[eerie music]
1075
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,816
[Dalvero] Shit.
1076
00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,052
[canoe thudding]
1077
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:29,892
[Dalvero grunting]
1078
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,663
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
1079
00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:37,866
[message beeping]
1080
00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,668
[panting]
1081
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,036
[Mia] Uh, sorry, Gore thought
1082
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,705
he was supposed to scare you.
1083
00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,640
Eileen's in the cafeteria.
1084
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:47,810
[keypad clicking] -
[Dalvero] So I'll scare her, okay?
1085
00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,480
[phone thudding]
1086
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,850
[panting]
1087
00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:58,954
[tense music]
1088
00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:05,761
[message beeping]
1089
00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,597
[Eileen] Should have cut
me when you had the chance.
1090
00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,998
[dramatic music]
1091
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,667
[ominous music]
1092
00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:13,109
[Eileen]
♪ The fateful lightning ♪
1093
00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:15,938
♪ Of his terrible swift sword ♪
1094
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:19,675
♪ His truth is marching on ♪
1095
00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:25,814
- ♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
- [cart clattering]
1096
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:30,686
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
1097
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:36,558
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
1098
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,793
♪ His truth ♪
1099
00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,928
[Dalvero] Leave this place.
1100
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:41,764
[feet thudding]
1101
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,699
[shelves creaking]
1102
00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,934
[shelves clattering]
1103
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:56,678
- [liquid dripping]
- [ominous music]
1104
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,180
Where the fuck are you going?
1105
00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,948
[tires screeching]
1106
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,717
[message alert dings]
1107
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,553
[Queena] Please
send that address ASAP.
1108
00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,588
The crew needs to
get up there early.
1109
00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,726
[keypad clicking] - [Mia voiceover] Sorry,
it's one Pocumtuck Road,
1110
00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:13,729
Hennecker-Keen,
Massachusetts, 01313.
1111
00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:16,076
- Can't wait to finally meet you.
- [door thudding]
1112
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,866
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
1113
00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,935
Oh my God, my TV dinner dream!
1114
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,969
Wow, you can sing.
1115
00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,905
Is that your wedding dress?
1116
00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:23,907
Uh.
1117
00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:26,708
What did gluten-free tell you?
1118
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,146
[sputters] It's called
being framed.
1119
00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,114
Where is she?
1120
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,551
Saving her son
from your accomplice.
1121
00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:38,520
I don't have any friends
that would kill children for me.
1122
00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:41,190
Have you ever
even met this Jefferson?
1123
00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,792
Yes, several times.
1124
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,195
[scoffs]
She could have rented a baby.
1125
00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,767
[scoffs] Jesus, Mia.
1126
00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:54,837
People are dying and
you're still inviting bloggers?
1127
00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:55,904
Nobody's dying.
1128
00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:57,139
[screams]
1129
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,875
[gasps] Oh, oh my God!
1130
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:03,045
Jesus, Mia, is she okay?
1131
00:58:03,481 --> 00:58:05,614
- Uh...
- Have you checked her pulse?
1132
00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,082
Yeah,
I don't know how to do that.
1133
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,851
We took CPR together.
1134
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,753
[man] No one can know
or there'll be more.
1135
00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,155
Well, she's not alive.
1136
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,257
She's your friend
and you're still trying
1137
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,925
to make this wedding happen?
1138
00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,229
She's fine.
1139
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,234
She just has one of
those artificial hearts
1140
00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,036
that has no pulse.
1141
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,274
[dark eerie music]
1142
00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:35,143
[GPS] When possible,
make a U-turn.
1143
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:38,213
When possible, make a U-turn.
1144
00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,949
What the fuck, lady?
I just made a fucking U-turn.
1145
00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:41,951
Jesus.
1146
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,888
[tense music]
1147
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,691
[crickets chirping]
1148
00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,999
[Gore thudding]
1149
00:58:58,602 --> 00:58:59,602
Sorry.
1150
00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:22,057
This is me
chilling the fuck out!
1151
00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:25,755
What did you do to Jefferson?
1152
00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,197
- Jefferson?
- My son.
1153
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,167
- I thought he was in Brooklyn.
- Don't fuck with me.
1154
00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:35,804
- What are you doing with a gun?
- It's not mine.
1155
00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,907
Oh, does it belong
to your Bloody Eight friend?
1156
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,943
You two team up
to ruin Mia's wedding
1157
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:43,045
and harvest my son's stem cells?
1158
00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,646
Nope.
1159
00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:47,649
What are you
doing with Dalvero's car?
1160
00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:49,785
I'm borrowing it.
1161
00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:51,853
Perfect.
1162
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:57,960
Let's borrow it back to camp
and clear this whole thing up.
1163
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:09,738
[dark eerie music]
1164
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,976
[door creaking]
1165
01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,284
[Dalvero sighs]
1166
01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:25,153
[Dalvero growls]
1167
01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:29,625
I'm really sorry
about the email mix-up.
1168
01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:32,394
I should have said something.
I just gave you the wrong...
1169
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,396
Game over, Mia.
1170
01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,099
Inviting me here
was no accident.
1171
01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:39,635
You wanted revenge.
1172
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:41,903
Revenge for what?
1173
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072
"Star Search."
1174
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:48,043
"Star Search" was 20 years ago.
I'm over it.
1175
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:53,782
You're telling me you're not at all upset
that I didn't pick you up that morning
1176
01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:56,752
and you missed your audition
for the talent competition
1177
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,253
of the late '80s, early '90s.
1178
01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:00,188
Yeah, your house
got hit by heat lightning
1179
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:04,059
and your alarm got reset.
1180
01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:06,361
And you're totally fine
that I went the next day
1181
01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:07,363
and booked it.
1182
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:11,199
We only got 11/4 stars.
1183
01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:14,336
And still managed to land a
Disney Channel Japan contract.
1184
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,139
Okay, but that
wasn't really Disney Channel.
1185
01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:19,875
[Dalvero growling]
1186
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,043
[gentle music]
1187
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,811
And Hamlet.
1188
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,713
What woman
wouldn't want to play Hamlet?
1189
01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:27,015
You didn't even
get Guildenstern.
1190
01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:31,353
You were just Fortinbras' wife.
1191
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,223
[Dalvero growling]
1192
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:38,894
Okay, maybe I was
pissed off about that
1193
01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,930
and maybe I had to
Google what heat lightning was
1194
01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,465
- and maybe on that day
- [Dalvero growling]
1195
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:46,334
the weather reports
contradict your story.
1196
01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,404
Because my story is a lie.
1197
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,407
- Huh?
- [dripping]
1198
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,877
- [door clattering]
- [women screaming]
1199
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:03,452
[Dalvero growling]
1200
01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:05,287
[women panting]
1201
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,755
[Dalvero growling]
1202
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,223
You'll never
outrun him in that thing.
1203
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,492
- I can't get out of this.
- [Dalvero growling]
1204
01:02:12,463 --> 01:02:13,463
No!
1205
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:25,107
[Mia screaming]
1206
01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,746
- [dramatic music]
- [wheelbarrow thudding]
1207
01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,314
[crickets chirping]
1208
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:36,017
[suspenseful music]
1209
01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:40,522
[siren blaring]
1210
01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:43,225
[ominous music]
1211
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,195
[tense music]
1212
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,064
What the fuck?
1213
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,500
[scoffs] When people
are freezing to death,
1214
01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:53,535
they figure shit out.
1215
01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:56,238
And you're reading
a lot into those texts.
1216
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,208
[wheelbarrow creaking]
1217
01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,210
Am I?
1218
01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,713
- [message vibrating]
- [Paulette groans]
1219
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,453
[Instagram] Dalvero
posted to #MiaCampWedding.
1220
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:14,289
- [Flynn shouting]
- Stop! Get out.
1221
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,125
- [Paulette grunting]
- [Flynn grunting]
1222
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,326
[both shouting]
1223
01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,095
Oh, shit, shit.
1224
01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:22,898
- [Flynn screaming]
- [Paulette grunting]
1225
01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:27,469
[both screaming]
1226
01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,572
Get... Oh, my foot!
1227
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,508
[Mia] Wait, your mom OD'd?
1228
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:36,211
Disney Channel
Japan was her rehab.
1229
01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:39,581
11/4 stars is television
leprosy. I didn't book shit.
1230
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:41,316
[wheelbarrow thuds]
1231
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,151
- [panting]
- Wow.
1232
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:45,987
I kind of hated you actually.
1233
01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,891
I'm sure the Wendy's
commercial didn't help.
1234
01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:51,560
No, no, it didn't.
1235
01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:53,028
I didn't even try.
1236
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,996
I just got
scouted at the Galleria.
1237
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,199
[Mia grunts]
1238
01:03:58,569 --> 01:04:00,268
I've been
trying to say I'm sorry
1239
01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
since I found you on Facebook.
1240
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,907
I thought the
bridesmaid email was your way
1241
01:04:05,909 --> 01:04:08,076
of accepting my apology.
1242
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:15,851
- I suck.
- [Eileen sighs]
1243
01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:19,888
And see, you're the one
who became a star.
1244
01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,891
I paid the karmic price.
1245
01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:29,531
Actually, I know that I seem
like I'm this big opera star
1246
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:33,635
'cause I post on Facebook
but I'm not. [sighs]
1247
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,004
Had this like
really bad vocal crisis
1248
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:40,242
and now all I do is coachings.
1249
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:43,379
Coachings?
1250
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:47,582
Like you just teach?
1251
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,987
- [siren blaring]
- Yeah.
1252
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,388
[gasps] 9-1-1 traced our calls.
1253
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,090
We're saved!
1254
01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:56,424
[Flynn shouting]
1255
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:09,905
[canoe rattling]
1256
01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,339
[Jack grunting]
1257
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:12,674
[women screaming]
1258
01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,342
[wheelbarrow rattling]
1259
01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,012
[women shouting]
1260
01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:18,680
Fuckin' no way.
1261
01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,117
[Flynn screaming]
1262
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,586
- Officer, stop.
- What the fuck?
1263
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,922
Arrest her. She's been trying
to stop this wedding
1264
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:28,456
by killing my son.
1265
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,058
And she's in on it, too.
1266
01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:33,028
Mia, do you just hurt you,
are you all right?
1267
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:34,396
Paulette's part
of the conspiracy.
1268
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:35,997
[Jack] Hey,
have you guys seen Dalvero?
1269
01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:38,934
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- What?
1270
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,303
Officer, this woman
locked me in the freezer
1271
01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,704
at gluten-free knife point
1272
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:46,107
and has invented a child
to mask her own insecurities.
1273
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,144
[clapping]
You guys, it's not one of us.
1274
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,012
We saw the killer.
I knocked him out.
1275
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,080
Why are you so sorry?
1276
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:59,299
- Oh my fucking God.
- Now you three stand back away from the vehicle.
1277
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,457
Oh my God. Mia, he has a gun.
1278
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,695
And who the fuck are you? Because you
are certainly not an officer of the law.
1279
01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,697
Please step away
from the vehicle
1280
01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:11,066
and hand over your weapon.
1281
01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,137
[gun firing]
1282
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,639
[lively dance music]
1283
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:22,677
[man] You have the right
to remain sexy.
1284
01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:25,080
Oh shit, Magical Michael?
1285
01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:27,649
Sorry, guys, my bad.
1286
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,185
He was supposed
to be here hours ago.
1287
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:31,553
This place is hard to find.
1288
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:34,756
I'm sorry, Mia, I didn't
know you were so against
1289
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:36,324
the exploitation of men.
1290
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,460
But don't you
think after a millennia
1291
01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,329
of the exploitation of women,
we should get our turn?
1292
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,298
Is that what this is about,
1293
01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,134
an anti-marriage
feminist reprisal?
1294
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:49,037
- I should probably go.
- Hey, I already paid for this online.
1295
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,338
[Michael] Yeah, not for
whatever the fuck this is.
1296
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,007
No, no.
1297
01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,276
We need a third party
to settle this.
1298
01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,446
And how the fuck
do you turn that off?
1299
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,215
[Michael] Just a few more times.
1300
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,349
Go for the full routine.
1301
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,318
[man] Officer down to funk.
1302
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,586
[gun firing]
1303
01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,022
[siren blaring]
1304
01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,024
Spread 'em.
1305
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,128
No, no one leaves.
1306
01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,463
[Flynn] I need to get to my son!
1307
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,265
Who doesn't exist!
1308
01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,433
She's the killer.
1309
01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,701
[Jack] No, it's Trask.
1310
01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:22,504
- What?
- I saw him raping Paulette.
1311
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,142
No, that was consensual
1312
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,210
and there wasn't
really any penetration.
1313
01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,613
I know he didn't kill Dalvero.
1314
01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,214
I didn't mean to but...
1315
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,784
He was attacking us with a mask.
1316
01:07:35,786 --> 01:07:37,519
She didn't do it.
1317
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,520
[crying]
1318
01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:39,687
No fucking way!
1319
01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:40,789
[fabric ripping]
1320
01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,257
She didn't... No.
1321
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:43,792
[Eileen] Our lives
are in danger.
1322
01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:46,194
- I paid for 35 minutes.
- [fabric ripping]
1323
01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:48,830
[siren blaring]
1324
01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:56,671
[gun firing]
1325
01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,742
- [dramatic music]
- [horn blaring]
1326
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,143
Can we all just talk about this?
1327
01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,545
[message alert beeping]
1328
01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:10,547
[message alert dings] - [Instagram]
Magic4hire posted to #MiaCampWedding.
1329
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,621
[ominous music]
1330
01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:15,356
Everyone follow me.
1331
01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:21,329
[eerie music]
1332
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,379
Inspect the body.
1333
01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:40,615
I bet you've been building
up your tolerance for years
1334
01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:44,619
just to seem like an alki loser
all the while just waiting...
1335
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,654
Just do it.
1336
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,739
Does anyone see a gunshot wound?
1337
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,910
This is some JFK shit.
1338
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,913
JFK's wound was pretty visible.
1339
01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:14,716
I fired a warning shot
into the air.
1340
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,753
This is weird.
1341
01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,788
Maybe the same thing
happened to Dalvero.
1342
01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,290
I didn't kick him that hard.
1343
01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,759
Do the selfies mean you're dead?
1344
01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,466
I should have texted him.
1345
01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:36,304
Adorable but people are
dying without visible injuries.
1346
01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,706
Alexis didn't have any either.
1347
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,341
You found Alexis?
1348
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,511
I got a text from a 510 number
and it said,
1349
01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,882
"Don't tell anyone and hide
the body or there'll be more."
1350
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,619
Wait, you never
gave me your phone number
1351
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,622
for the contact sheet
and Dalvero has a 510 number
1352
01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,758
from Berkeley and
you probably do, too.
1353
01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:02,397
I got the same exact text
after Trask croaked
1354
01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:06,267
on top of me
except from a 617 number.
1355
01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:07,936
Aren't you
originally from Boston, Mia?
1356
01:10:07,938 --> 01:10:10,672
No, Eileen texted me,
"You're next,"
1357
01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,874
and she's the one
with the Polaroid camera.
1358
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,442
I don't have your number.
1359
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,944
We all got the contact sheet.
1360
01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,280
[scoffs] I'm not that organized.
1361
01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,282
Someone must've
hacked our numbers.
1362
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:22,850
You work in tech now.
1363
01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:24,652
You Googled me?
1364
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,655
Caught your LinkedIn request.
1365
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:28,790
I work in social media.
1366
01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:30,225
[phone buzzing]
1367
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:32,293
Well, did.
1368
01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:34,329
[eerie buzzing music]
1369
01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,296
I got fired.
1370
01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:37,265
[Michael groaning]
1371
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,900
Jesus, fuck!
1372
01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,668
[Mia] Oh, oh, oh.
1373
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,403
- Oh shit.
- [phone buzzing]
1374
01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,771
I swear he didn't have a pulse.
1375
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,306
I don't think he's alive.
1376
01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,243
- This is supernatural.
- [phone buzzing]
1377
01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,311
Oh, that explains everything.
1378
01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:52,380
The paranormal
always explains everything.
1379
01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,949
He probably just got
knocked out, came to, and...
1380
01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,952
Is really engrossed
in a "New Yorker" article?
1381
01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:03,725
Mia, I did a background search on the
camp and all of the permits were expired.
1382
01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:07,929
- Did you book it or are we just trespassing?
- I am not that cheap.
1383
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:11,366
And if they are out of date,
I'm going to ask Miriam for a discount.
1384
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,700
Who's Miriam?
1385
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,736
The Airbnb contact for the camp.
1386
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:19,340
And the name of the girl who was
struck by lightning and drowned?
1387
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:25,780
- Convenient.
- You think that she's capable of being behind all of this?
1388
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:33,421
Shit, that's her last name and her
profile picture was the camp sign.
1389
01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,490
[scary music]
1390
01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:38,293
- I've seen that Walkman.
- [phone buzzing]
1391
01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:41,029
Her spirit is probably
entrancing through his phone
1392
01:11:41,031 --> 01:11:42,997
and made him a slave.
1393
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:46,000
Maybe if you take it away,
it'll sever the tie.
1394
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:48,069
Because you've seen
this kind of thing before?
1395
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:51,706
Well, no, but I manage
paranormally.com's web presence
1396
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,641
and, well, did.
1397
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,443
Are you going to do it?
1398
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,844
[Eileen]
Uh, he looks pretty strong.
1399
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:59,814
Yeah, I'm not going to try it,
not in this.
1400
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,749
I say we all just
pile in Dalvero's car
1401
01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:02,850
and get the fuck out of here.
1402
01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:04,552
But if this works on him,
1403
01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,354
maybe we could
save everyone else.
1404
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,723
Okay.
1405
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,525
Okay, go for it.
1406
01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:12,727
- Oh oh.
- [phone buzzing]
1407
01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,496
- [explosion booming]
- [all screaming]
1408
01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:18,966
[Instagram message alert dings]
Jack1138 posted to #MiaCampWedding.
1409
01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:20,968
[panting] Dalvero's car
sounds pretty good about now.
1410
01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,537
[Instagram] #MiaCampWedding.
1411
01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:24,472
[eerie piercing music]
1412
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:26,074
[Eileen] Oh ho!
1413
01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:28,042
- [all shouting]
- [Paulette] Follow me!
1414
01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:34,015
[Mia] Shouldn't we throw our phones
away so we don't get zombied?
1415
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:37,118
[Eileen] If grabbing
one's phone is stealing,
1416
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,554
maybe tossing
our phones is littering.
1417
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,089
We should leave where?
1418
01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:44,625
Fuck that! That bitch lured
us here by the Airbnb
1419
01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:48,463
because she obviously
has some unfinished business
1420
01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:51,099
that she'd clearly
like us to help her resolve.
1421
01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:52,734
Then why is she
killing everyone?
1422
01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,136
Dead weight, you think
they could've helped her?
1423
01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,104
Shit.
1424
01:12:56,106 --> 01:12:59,107
[dramatic music]
1425
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,910
[all panting]
1426
01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:03,978
Where's Flynn?
1427
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,446
She can knock.
1428
01:13:05,448 --> 01:13:06,848
We can't just
leave her out there.
1429
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,416
She's safer than in here.
1430
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,118
What are you trying to do,
1431
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,421
trap us in the
smallest room on the planet?
1432
01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:16,591
Oh my God, oh my God.
1433
01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:19,060
[giggle]
1434
01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,762
[Paulette]
That's why we're in here.
1435
01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:21,996
Do you have the key?
1436
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,798
[Paulette] Fuck me.
1437
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,666
[ominous music]
1438
01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,535
[crickets chirping]
1439
01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,906
- [message alert beeping]
- [Mia] Where are you?
1440
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,609
- We're trapped.
- [eerie music]
1441
01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:39,080
[message alert beeping] -
[Eileen] Leave now and Mia's toast.
1442
01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:44,152
[message alerts beeping]
1443
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:50,458
[multiple voices overlapping]
You're next!
1444
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:55,496
[siren blaring]
1445
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:59,467
[Mia] Would be amazingly
lucky if we just found the key.
1446
01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:00,701
Oh my God.
1447
01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:01,636
[Mia] What?
1448
01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:05,640
"Dare you to steal
Yolanda's Cabbage Patch Kid
1449
01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,074
and hang it."
1450
01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,811
[chuckles] Kids at
this camp were brutal.
1451
01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,045
You think it's inside.
1452
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,080
[Paulette] Cover your ears.
1453
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,515
- Oh God.
- What the fuck?
1454
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618
[GPS] Continue
toward state route,
1455
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:21,889
make a U-turn,
make a U-turn or you're next,
1456
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,758
- you're next, you're next.
- Shut the fuck up.
1457
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,692
Shut up.
1458
01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:26,761
[GPS] You were warned a lot.
1459
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,496
- [dramatic eerie music]
- [gun firing]
1460
01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,165
- [scary music]
- [crickets chirping]
1461
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,167
[toys clattering]
1462
01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:35,503
- What the fuck?
- Uh!
1463
01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:36,204
[message alert dings]
1464
01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:37,206
[Mia] Ow.
1465
01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:42,577
[Instagram] GFreeAtLast
posted to #MiaCampWedding.
1466
01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:46,147
[eerie music]
1467
01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,782
I'm going to write
the email to tell everybody
1468
01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,684
to stay away from my wedding.
1469
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,120
No, we can
get to the bottom of this
1470
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,755
and exorcize everyone.
1471
01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,524
You could still have
the best wedding ever.
1472
01:14:56,526 --> 01:15:00,194
What? No!
Fucking scare everyone away
1473
01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:03,130
and like tell them it was a fire
or something because I am here
1474
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:05,800
and I can barely
believe this shit.
1475
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,069
So you're just
going to give up and listen
1476
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:09,737
to drowned girl's mix tape?
1477
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,808
Nobody labels a mix tape
Camp Record Number One.
1478
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,576
It's got to be something.
1479
01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,712
But we need to warn people
1480
01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,115
in case it's not
the best wedding ever, okay?
1481
01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:23,284
Anyone see the headphones?
1482
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:25,753
Better idea.
1483
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,890
So we can all hear.
1484
01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:30,057
[grunts] We're
going to need to find
1485
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,993
a more defensible position.
1486
01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,795
We need to go to the playhouse.
1487
01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:36,130
Be prepared to run.
1488
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:38,099
- [car rumbling]
- [ominous music]
1489
01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:41,135
- [door clattering]
- [Paulette panting]
1490
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,037
- [phones buzzing]
- [men groaning]
1491
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,772
Oh my God. Take shelter.
1492
01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:48,009
[Paulette grunting]
1493
01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,678
- Shit!
- Just drop and roll!
1494
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,680
That is not
happening in this dress.
1495
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:53,881
Rip it off.
1496
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,083
I can't, it's too tight.
1497
01:15:57,554 --> 01:15:59,620
- [handcuffs clicking]
- Oh.
1498
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,791
- [Paulette] Shit, come on!
- [Eileen] Gee, oh, go, go!
1499
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,563
Damn, home girl's
got some mad skills.
1500
01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,765
Well, Dalvero said
she trained with the CIA
1501
01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:12,066
but she failed some test.
1502
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,601
[Paulette] How's
that email coming?
1503
01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:14,268
[Mia grunting]
1504
01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:15,703
[Paulette panting]
1505
01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,578
[phone buzzing]
1506
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,745
Shit, it's Alexis.
1507
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,815
We could
barricade her with seating.
1508
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,116
Good plan.
1509
01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,785
[chairs clattering]
1510
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,057
- [crickets chirping]
- [phones buzzing]
1511
01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:41,162
[chain clinking]
1512
01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,831
[ominous music]
1513
01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,381
- [stick cracking]
- [tense music]
1514
01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:09,724
[suspenseful music]
1515
01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,626
Gore found this
while we were setting up.
1516
01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:16,397
[ominous music]
1517
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,266
Yeah, that would've
been a red flag for me.
1518
01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:20,901
Oh my gosh.
1519
01:17:20,903 --> 01:17:22,737
Look who's on top of the board.
1520
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,907
The last camp director
was this psych grad student
1521
01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:29,677
who, according to
this very creepy website,
1522
01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:30,978
pitted the kids
against each other
1523
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,947
through some
like disciplinary game.
1524
01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,950
We've got to save her
from his ghost.
1525
01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:38,819
You break a rule and,
bam, you're on the board.
1526
01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,689
Mmm, but we all
broke camp rules.
1527
01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:45,259
I did. I drank, did drugs,
I had sex, well kind of.
1528
01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:47,395
Yeah, and the camp
director's not dead.
1529
01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:50,264
Well, fuck.
1530
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,033
Let's play the tape.
1531
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,035
Oh yeah.
1532
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,169
[Eileen sighs]
1533
01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,239
[lively music]
1534
01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:02,009
♪ Don't toy with me to love ♪
1535
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,812
[tense music]
1536
01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:15,156
[man]
To live a life free of sin,
1537
01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,792
it is not enough
to follow the rules.
1538
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,429
The moral and just answers
to life's difficult questions
1539
01:18:21,431 --> 01:18:24,865
lie within you and you found
ways to ignore and twist them,
1540
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:28,069
to serve your
selfish desires but deep down,
1541
01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:30,771
you know what is correct.
1542
01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:35,209
James 4:17, "If you do
not do what you know is right,
1543
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:39,814
you have sinned."
Now, excuse me, is that a tape recorder?
1544
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:42,783
[Miriam] Director McFuffer,
my parents said I had an exception.
1545
01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:46,153
I record everything so I can study
it later and get it perfect.
1546
01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:49,223
[director] There are no
exemptions at Camp Pocumtuck.
1547
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:51,926
Electronic devices
will not be tolerated.
1548
01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,462
Your parents
warned me about your lies.
1549
01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:56,797
Your selfish desire has twisted
1550
01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,933
- your moral truth.
- [tomahawk whacking]
1551
01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:03,971
That's makes you our first
addition to the Board of Sin.
1552
01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:07,341
If you do not do
what you know is right,
1553
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:10,277
your picture goes up here.
What's your name?
1554
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,413
[Miriam] But I'm not lying.
They told me that...
1555
01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,281
[director] What's your name?
1556
01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:16,784
Miriam Kleingeist, sir.
1557
01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:18,953
[director] Step up here, Miriam.
1558
01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:20,955
[camera clicking and whirring]
1559
01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:23,924
The only way to
get off the Board of Sin
1560
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,826
is to report a sin.
1561
01:19:25,828 --> 01:19:27,995
What the Nazi Germany fuck?
1562
01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:31,866
- [director] Do you have a sin to report, Miriam?
- No, sir.
1563
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:35,803
How does he expect to police
the reporting of other's sins
1564
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:39,406
especially when the incentive is
so high to report a false sin?
1565
01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:43,410
[director] Reports of false sin just to get
off the Board of Sin, is the gravest sin of all
1566
01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:47,915
- and God will tell me if you do something so heinous.
- [Miriam crying]
1567
01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:50,251
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
1568
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,221
Miriam, I'll need
to be confiscating that.
1569
01:19:56,559 --> 01:20:01,829
So everybody who was
zombied just didn't do
1570
01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:03,297
what they knew was right?
1571
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,166
- [keypad clicking]
- [tense music]
1572
01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:06,133
[Alexis voiceover] Yep.
1573
01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,235
- [eerie music]
- [camera clicking and whirring]
1574
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:11,272
Cheating, okay sure.
1575
01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:15,176
But man of honor fail,
unprofessional.
1576
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:17,311
I don't know, that stripper,
man, he could have saved us
1577
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,513
but he decided to save
his own ass instead.
1578
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,182
And also
Gore forgot the grapefruits.
1579
01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,250
I highly doubt it
was the grapefruits.
1580
01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:26,120
He probably got an
ultimatum text just like Trask
1581
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:30,958
and even he had to know that cheating
on his wife to get VP is just,
1582
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,860
- you know, fucked up.
- [thudding music]
1583
01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,196
Wait a flippin' second.
1584
01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:38,332
[tense music]
1585
01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,938
It wasn't the camp
director that pitted the kids
1586
01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,406
against each other.
1587
01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:46,841
It was the drowned girl.
1588
01:20:46,843 --> 01:20:48,609
She needed a sin to report
1589
01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,978
- to get off the board.
- [thudding music]
1590
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:54,381
But she reported like six sins
and she's still on the board.
1591
01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:57,585
[sighs] Because the
religion Nazi camp director
1592
01:20:57,587 --> 01:20:59,286
has to approve it.
1593
01:21:00,456 --> 01:21:03,490
We need to open up
a channel to her spirit
1594
01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:05,326
and then call
the camp director...
1595
01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,494
But the camp
director is in prison
1596
01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:09,230
according to the website.
1597
01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:13,901
Well, all that matters
is that she believes it.
1598
01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:16,337
One of us can pretend
we're the camp director
1599
01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,606
and let her know
she's off the hook.
1600
01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:20,507
Or we could pretend to be God
1601
01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,409
and tell her to go to hell.
1602
01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:24,545
How hard is it
to open a channel?
1603
01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:27,948
WikiHow, don't fail me now.
1604
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:30,918
[phones buzzing]
1605
01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:35,456
Circle of salts, silver amulets,
1606
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,992
blessed prayer shawls, serpents?
1607
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,493
Where are we going
to source all this stuff?
1608
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,195
We can improvise.
1609
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:44,064
In the spirit realm,
it's the thought that counts.
1610
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,933
Is that real or
a Tweet you wrote?
1611
01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:47,234
[Eileen sighs]
1612
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:52,473
- [dramatic tense music]
- [phones buzzing]
1613
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,080
[pills rattling]
1614
01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,990
[phones buzzing]
1615
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,400
[Trask grunting]
1616
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:20,968
[tomahawk thudding]
1617
01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:24,038
[Eileen grunting]
1618
01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,043
[phones buzzing]
1619
01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,687
- [scary tinkling music]
- Attention, there is
1620
01:22:39,689 --> 01:22:42,957
a dangerous, toxic gas
leak near the wedding venue
1621
01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,391
and we must postpone.
1622
01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:47,428
Please, for your safety,
stay away from the camp.
1623
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,196
We have all been evacuated.
1624
01:22:49,198 --> 01:22:51,966
I am so sorry for this
last-minute cancellation.
1625
01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:54,969
Love, Mia and Dalvero,
#MiaCampWedding.
1626
01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,406
[ominous music]
1627
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:02,209
[phone buzzing]
1628
01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,385
Oh God, gluten-free
almost tomahawked me.
1629
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,188
Did you find any prayer shawls?
1630
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,990
They didn't do
"Fiddler on the Roof".
1631
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,992
It's okay, I got backup.
1632
01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:21,228
[panting] First, I need
to smudge the whole place.
1633
01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,296
You guys can set up the altar.
1634
01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,431
[Paulette] I
thought I was smudging.
1635
01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:26,567
Who needs to chill the fuck out?
1636
01:23:28,004 --> 01:23:32,239
- [crickets chirping]
- [dramatic drumming music]
1637
01:23:32,241 --> 01:23:33,507
Does that count?
1638
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,175
It's herbal.
1639
01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:36,677
[spray hissing]
1640
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,746
Where's the salt?
1641
01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,147
Use the Bloody Eight.
1642
01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,682
It's loaded with sodium.
1643
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,051
[spray hissing]
1644
01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,086
[Mia] Who has a serpent?
1645
01:23:46,088 --> 01:23:47,654
Uh, they're
fertility symbols, so...
1646
01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:49,356
[Eileen] Use the
prenatal vitamins.
1647
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:53,427
- [tomahawk thudding]
- [phones buzzing]
1648
01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:54,728
We need to barricade the door.
1649
01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:57,865
[Eileen exhaling deeply]
1650
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,506
- [phone buzzing]
- [zombie groaning]
1651
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,336
[Eileen] Put these on
and really treat them
1652
01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,637
like sacred garments.
1653
01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:07,641
[mysterious music]
1654
01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:10,544
Now form a crescent
around the idol.
1655
01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:15,083
Oh.
1656
01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,823
[Eileen] Present the sacred
object of the spirit
1657
01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:23,825
to the idol.
1658
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801
Now we hold hands and
chant something of meaning.
1659
01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,308
And what the fuck would that be?
1660
01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:44,411
Shit, look.
1661
01:24:47,817 --> 01:24:49,116
What's the tune?
1662
01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,117
[door clattering]
1663
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:52,619
[tense music]
1664
01:24:52,621 --> 01:24:54,701
I don't know, I'll improvise.
Just follow me.
1665
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:59,793
♪ We are the kids of Pocumtuck ♪
1666
01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:02,863
♪ Best camp in the world ♪
1667
01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:04,765
Did you go to camp?
1668
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:06,768
Maybe folk it up a bit.
1669
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,605
♪ We are the kids
From Pocumtuck ♪
1670
01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,808
♪ Best camp in the world ♪
1671
01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,244
Come on, we have to do this
together or it won't work.
1672
01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:22,416
Exactly. And how am I supposed
to believe that this is sacred?
1673
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:24,852
What do you need to believe?
1674
01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:29,289
Don't even touch it.
1675
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,390
- [zombie groaning]
- [Eileen sighing]
1676
01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:32,459
It's not a bad idea.
1677
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,262
You can sew it back together.
1678
01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:37,231
It's not like it fits.
1679
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,868
- [tomahawk thudding]
- [tense music]
1680
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,871
You slept with Dalvero.
1681
01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:45,405
Oh my God,
we're going to do this now?
1682
01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:47,141
While we were together.
1683
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,175
He told me.
1684
01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:49,276
Did he?
1685
01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:51,645
Did you ever
think he made that up
1686
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,214
to save face
because you told him
1687
01:25:54,216 --> 01:25:57,551
that you hooked up with some
guy on Memorial Day weekend?
1688
01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,254
We never had sex.
1689
01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:02,723
I told him that you
were the type of person
1690
01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:07,761
to snoop through his emails
and he didn't believe me.
1691
01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:10,597
So then he did the slow
fade from my life
1692
01:26:10,599 --> 01:26:13,834
and I guess forgot to
uninvite me to the wedding
1693
01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:18,372
because I'm his,
was his best friend.
1694
01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:20,674
I guess I didn't
encourage the friendship.
1695
01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:23,210
You think?
1696
01:26:23,212 --> 01:26:25,279
- [door clattering]
- [phones buzzing]
1697
01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,488
- [Mia grunting]
- [fabric ripping]
1698
01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,629
- [tomahawk thudding]
- [phones buzzing]
1699
01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:44,731
Let's do this shit,
motherfuckers.
1700
01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:46,600
- [sighs] Yeah.
- May I try the song?
1701
01:26:46,602 --> 01:26:47,602
Yes.
1702
01:26:48,938 --> 01:26:53,407
♪ We are the kids
From Camp Pocumtuck ♪
1703
01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:58,312
♪ Best camp in the world ♪
1704
01:26:58,314 --> 01:27:00,714
[Miriam] ♪ All the rest
wish They had our luck ♪
1705
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:03,450
♪ When our flags unfurl ♪
1706
01:27:03,452 --> 01:27:06,887
- We're in.
- Who's gonna do the douche boy?
1707
01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:09,856
♪ They been pillaged
But God loves makin' peace ♪
1708
01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:11,825
- Miriam?
- ♪ Drinking salvation ♪
1709
01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,994
- Miriam?
- Yeah?
1710
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,897
Do you have a sin to report?
1711
01:27:17,633 --> 01:27:21,802
[laughs] Are you pretending
to be Director Mudfusher?
1712
01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:22,936
He's a butthole.
1713
01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:25,405
[laughing]
1714
01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,976
I reported tons of sins
and it's not working.
1715
01:27:28,978 --> 01:27:30,818
You have to help me
get to my parents.
1716
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:34,314
Miriam, I know this
is going to be really hard
1717
01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:36,617
for you to understand
but you got struck by lightning
1718
01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:41,288
- and you didn't survive.
- No, duh.
1719
01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:43,357
- [door thudding]
- [zombies grunting]
1720
01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:44,625
Tell your minions to stand down.
1721
01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:46,627
I don't know how
to possess people.
1722
01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:49,329
- That's the pilgrim witch girls.
- [woman screaming]
1723
01:27:49,331 --> 01:27:51,898
They want more friends to play their really,
boring games with.
1724
01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,667
[zombies groaning]
1725
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:56,803
There are no one else
from the astral plane
1726
01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:59,506
that these pilgrim girls
can play with?
1727
01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,309
No one who died on the site
of an Indian massacre
1728
01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,031
and are trapped
in a liminal vortex.
1729
01:28:04,847 --> 01:28:06,513
You have to help me
get off the board
1730
01:28:06,515 --> 01:28:08,315
or your friends are goners.
1731
01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,550
- [furniture clattering]
- [phones buzzing]
1732
01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,719
Oh, no fucking duh.
1733
01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:14,588
We just have to get her
Polaroid off the board.
1734
01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,323
- [tomahawk thudding]
- That's cheating.
1735
01:28:16,325 --> 01:28:18,725
You can't shoot them,
they're kind of alive.
1736
01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,060
[Paulette] Even if
they're going to kill us?
1737
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,561
You guys, butterfly nets.
1738
01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:23,630
[phones buzzing]
1739
01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:26,300
[zombie shouting]
1740
01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:33,040
- [Miriam] Mmm, I wouldn't do that.
- Why the fuck not?
1741
01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:36,576
If you leave, they'll probably just
have your friends kill themselves.
1742
01:28:36,578 --> 01:28:39,046
They only need them alive
to hunt the rest of you down.
1743
01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,349
- And you can't stop them?
- Not trapped in this thing.
1744
01:28:42,351 --> 01:28:44,751
But they need me to connect with
you guys through your telephones.
1745
01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:47,988
- They don't get technology at all.
- What are we going to do?
1746
01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:50,557
- Phones won't work in the water.
- No. - Good idea.
1747
01:28:50,559 --> 01:28:52,926
No, no, no. I don't like
the lake. Stop, I'm scared!
1748
01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:55,329
They were so mean.
I just wrote the notes.
1749
01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:58,632
I didn't make 'em do anything.
I'd never been in trouble before.
1750
01:28:58,634 --> 01:29:00,667
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe your parents
1751
01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,469
just didn't tell them
about the exemption?
1752
01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:05,672
Take me back to camp or
I'll report your sin right now.
1753
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,107
What sin?
1754
01:29:07,109 --> 01:29:09,042
Lying.
You did sleep with Dalvero.
1755
01:29:09,044 --> 01:29:10,577
[dramatic music]
1756
01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,878
[Paulette] Do you have proof?
1757
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,880
November 15th, 2008.
1758
01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,782
It's in your MS Word journal
and you wrote
1759
01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,384
- a lot of poetry about it.
- Wow.
1760
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,353
I was just
starting to warm up to you.
1761
01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:24,925
It was undergrad
and I was a virgin
1762
01:29:24,927 --> 01:29:27,494
and I didn't tell him and
he freaked out midway through
1763
01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:31,832
so defining it as full-stop
sex is like a stretch, okay?
1764
01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:37,003
It was awkward and
then we became friends
1765
01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:42,042
and I have a hard time
making and keeping friends
1766
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,978
so this wedding
felt like the death nail.
1767
01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:47,781
So sue me for not
being totally honest.
1768
01:29:49,118 --> 01:29:50,751
You lied, too.
1769
01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:51,818
Who?
1770
01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:52,886
Both of you.
1771
01:29:54,123 --> 01:29:55,088
[door thudding]
1772
01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:57,391
[dark eerie music]
1773
01:29:57,393 --> 01:30:00,861
[Paulette] No!
We can't help you if we're dead.
1774
01:30:00,863 --> 01:30:03,563
- [dramatic music]
- [phone buzzing]
1775
01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:04,565
[Mia] Oh!
1776
01:30:10,139 --> 01:30:11,872
[zombies groaning]
1777
01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:14,541
We could swim.
1778
01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,476
[tense music]
1779
01:30:16,478 --> 01:30:17,911
Oh, that's why
you failed Quantico.
1780
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:18,913
It's a phobia.
1781
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,548
Miriam, I have a sin to report.
1782
01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:22,916
You don't have to trick anyone.
1783
01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,518
Maybe that'll
get you off the board.
1784
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,452
What?
1785
01:30:25,454 --> 01:30:30,123
Mia, I knew
the email was a mistake
1786
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:34,861
- but I wanted to force a fren-a-ssance.
- Um...
1787
01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:37,864
And exploit your opera fame
to get my career back on track.
1788
01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:41,946
But I really think we connected and
not because you're just teaching.
1789
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,137
But I knew the right
thing to do was to ask you
1790
01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:46,973
if it was a mistake
and I didn't.
1791
01:30:48,710 --> 01:30:49,910
Sinner.
1792
01:30:49,912 --> 01:30:52,746
[ominous music]
1793
01:30:55,851 --> 01:30:57,050
- [zombies groaning]
- [phones buzzing]
1794
01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:59,619
Fuck, it didn't work.
1795
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,721
Maybe you all have to do it?
1796
01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,693
Uh, I didn't send the stay
away from the wedding email.
1797
01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:11,665
Seriously? Do you just want your friends
and family to show up to this shit storm
1798
01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,167
in case we pull off an
eight-way exorcism. Oh my God.
1799
01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:16,937
So this isn't
just my wedding, okay?
1800
01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:22,067
It's an audition for a wedding-planning
position at Bride Boheme.
1801
01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:27,080
My opera career is over.
Okay, fine, it never even started.
1802
01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:29,783
I just started lying
about it on social media but...
1803
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:34,120
I have to do
something with my life.
1804
01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:37,123
I can't just be somebody's wife.
1805
01:31:39,962 --> 01:31:40,962
Wow.
1806
01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:44,030
Send the fucking email!
1807
01:31:46,068 --> 01:31:48,001
- [email whooshing]
- [ominous music]
1808
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,036
- [zombies groaning]
- [phones buzzing]
1809
01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:51,238
What more do we have to do?
1810
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,740
I, I cannot die!
1811
01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:56,843
Oh, duh, full ceremony.
1812
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:57,845
What?
1813
01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:00,648
No, no, no.
1814
01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:03,984
[Eileen] Say cheese.
1815
01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,152
- [Paulette grunting]
- [camera clicking]
1816
01:32:06,154 --> 01:32:07,687
- [phones buzzing]
- [zombies groaning]
1817
01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,156
[ominous music]
1818
01:32:10,158 --> 01:32:11,758
We could still swim.
1819
01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,128
Miriam forced Paulette's sin
out of her, but not yours.
1820
01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:16,730
- No, no, no! Fuck.
- [dramatic music]
1821
01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:19,065
- [camera whirring]
- [zombies groaning]
1822
01:32:19,067 --> 01:32:24,170
Um, sorry, that job at
Bride Boheme, that's all me.
1823
01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:28,675
- But you didn't cause our email mix-up.
- I, yeah.
1824
01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:29,709
That was me, too.
1825
01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:32,012
[zombies groaning]
1826
01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:35,115
When I was ten years old, I stole a
chocolate milk from the liquor store.
1827
01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:37,017
- [phones buzzing]
- [zombies groaning]
1828
01:32:37,019 --> 01:32:39,219
And I set a cat on fire
and I blamed it on neighbor boy
1829
01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:41,821
and he went to juvie
and I knew it was wrong.
1830
01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,290
[eerie music]
1831
01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:44,292
No!
1832
01:32:45,794 --> 01:32:48,228
You have to sin at the camp.
1833
01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:49,629
[ominous music]
1834
01:32:49,631 --> 01:32:51,865
[phones buzzing]
1835
01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:54,834
Am I supposed to report myself?
1836
01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,002
Ugh.
1837
01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:59,272
Maybe I lied
1838
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,007
about the electronics exemption.
1839
01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:02,776
[dramatic music]
1840
01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:04,911
- [zombies thudding]
- [metal clanking]
1841
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:07,314
[camera whirring]
1842
01:33:07,316 --> 01:33:10,784
[crickets chirping]
1843
01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:12,352
[birds chirping]
1844
01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:20,026
[Scott] He didn't make it,
so sorry.
1845
01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:22,662
Maybe we can apply to that
preschool in Carol Gardens?
1846
01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:27,000
[boss] You're fired. Kidding.
You need a vacation.
1847
01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:30,236
I've got a perfect new account
for you, StarSearchFlops.com.
1848
01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:35,842
Shit! That was meant for Dax.
We were going to surprise you
1849
01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:37,978
turning the brew room
into a nursery
1850
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,613
and then he got tickets to
the Yankees' game
1851
01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147
but totally
doing it next weekend.
1852
01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:43,817
[Queena] Toxic gas?
I hope you're all okay.
1853
01:33:43,819 --> 01:33:46,987
- No worries.
- [Annie] We're staying away in our rental car.
1854
01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:48,955
- [Todd] Did you try Gas-X?
- Smirk.
1855
01:33:49,891 --> 01:33:53,960
- [message alerts beeping]
- [messages vibrating]
1856
01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:55,629
Is everyone alive?
1857
01:33:56,865 --> 01:33:58,198
[Dalvero grunts]
1858
01:34:00,636 --> 01:34:04,871
Okay, Mia, I mean,
she's totally great.
1859
01:34:04,873 --> 01:34:06,640
I approve.
1860
01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:08,141
Can we just be friends again?
1861
01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:11,344
Jefferson's alive.
1862
01:34:11,346 --> 01:34:12,346
Oh!
1863
01:34:12,714 --> 01:34:14,214
[girls screaming and laughing]
1864
01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:19,285
- Alexis, are you pregnant?
- I didn't want to upstage you.
1865
01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,788
- Stop, that's amazing!
- [girls screaming]
1866
01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:23,723
- Boo?
- Boo.
1867
01:34:23,725 --> 01:34:24,724
Oh my God, my dress.
1868
01:34:24,726 --> 01:34:26,693
[both laughing]
1869
01:34:28,730 --> 01:34:30,830
25 minutes? Deal?
1870
01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:32,999
Why is it daytime?
1871
01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,702
[message alert dings]
1872
01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:38,438
[water splashing]
1873
01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:41,107
[canoes thudding]
1874
01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:43,077
Hey.
1875
01:34:44,079 --> 01:34:44,978
Hey.
1876
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:46,413
[grunts]
1877
01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:49,315
[sighs]
1878
01:34:49,951 --> 01:34:51,951
Okay, phone time over.
1879
01:34:52,421 --> 01:34:57,991
- Let's make this wedding happen.
- But nobody's coming.
1880
01:34:57,993 --> 01:35:00,226
If you actually love each other,
does it matter?
1881
01:35:00,762 --> 01:35:02,462
And you have
a pretty strong case
1882
01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:04,297
to contest your Airbnb fees.
1883
01:35:04,299 --> 01:35:05,899
You can use the money
to throw a party
1884
01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:07,734
in the city for
the obligatories.
1885
01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:10,403
And I can probably Molly
Ringwald this into something.
1886
01:35:10,405 --> 01:35:11,337
What about Bride Boheme?
1887
01:35:11,339 --> 01:35:12,806
Oh, it's okay.
1888
01:35:12,808 --> 01:35:14,107
[birds chirping]
1889
01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:15,942
Paulette is actually right.
1890
01:35:15,944 --> 01:35:19,045
If we're going to have a wedding,
we should do it because we love each other
1891
01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:21,247
and we have
really great friends.
1892
01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:25,752
- [lively message music]
- [ominous music]
1893
01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:27,954
- Oh my God!
- [Trask] What?
1894
01:35:30,425 --> 01:35:32,792
You accepted my friend request.
1895
01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:35,328
[upbeat music]
1896
01:35:54,216 --> 01:35:55,381
[audience applauding
and cheering]
1897
01:35:55,383 --> 01:35:58,218
[camera clicking]
1898
01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:04,057
♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
1899
01:36:09,131 --> 01:36:13,333
- ♪ Glory, glory, hallelujah ♪
- [foot stomping]
1900
01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:17,036
♪ His truth is marching on ♪
1901
01:36:17,038 --> 01:36:20,440
[electronic dance music]
1902
01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,225
- Five more minutes.
- [Michael chuckling]
1903
01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:13,326
Five more minutes,
1904
01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,460
five more minutes.
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