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�Hey, how's it going?
�Hey, how's it going?
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�I'm good, man, how are you?
�I'm good, man, how are you?
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�(laughs)
�(laughs)
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�Uh...
�Uh...
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�Oh, my God.
�Oh, my God.
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BOTH: ♪ Gonna change things up
a little bit ♪
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(vocalizing)
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♪ And I say ♪
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♪ Here's a song ♪
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♪ That you never heard ♪
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♪ Before ♪
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�This is wild.
�This is wild.
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BOTH: I don't really know
what to do now.
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(mouthing words)
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(electricity crackles)
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(birds chirping distantly)
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Cake.
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[phone ringing]
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Cake.
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(electronic music)
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♪ ♪
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(yelling)
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Breathe, honey!
Breathe!
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Keep pushing, Mrs. Jenkins.
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I can see the head.
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�(panting)
�Here it comes.
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�I'll get the helmet.
�What helmet?
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The VR helmet!
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�Push!
�(yells)
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Push!
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And...yes.
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HUSBAND: Perfect!
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Seamless transition.
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(helmet beeps)
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Wh�what's going on?
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Oh, he's gotta learn
about VR early, honey.
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It's the future!
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This way, the first thing
he'll see is a virtual world.
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He'll be miles ahead
of his peers.
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He could be the next Elon Musk.
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Oh.
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What can he see right now?
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He thinks he's still
in the womb.
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How funny's that?
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(both laugh)
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That's awful.
Change it!
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Okay, okay.
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(baby crying)
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What's happening?
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Oh, now he's fighting aliens.
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They're attacking
from all sides.
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(baby shrieks)
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Oh, he just died.
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What?
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Well, how many lives
does he get?
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Three.
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(eerie music)
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♪ ♪
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(groaning)
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(lasers pulsing)
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CREATURE: Yo, yo, yo!What's up?
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Who goes there?
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(electricity crackling)
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Ta�da!
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Who are you?
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Do you like it here?
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It's okay.
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Okay?
All right.
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Tell me what you did today.
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Um, I defended a space station
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�from incoming evil drones.
�Yeah?
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Then I fought an aerial battle
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in an apocalyptic
desert wasteland.
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Uh�huh.
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And now I'm defeating
a horde of a thousand zombies.
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�Fuck me dead!
�What's the matter?
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Don't you ever wonder
why there isn't anything
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more interesting to do
around here than shoot zombies
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and have lame�ass
space battles?
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What could be more
interesting than that?
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Oh, where do I start?
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There's MDMA.
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Orgies.
Dogs!
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Alcoholic milkshakes.
(slurps)
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Snorkeling.
Jazzy house music.
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(humming)
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Lying by the pool
while the love of your life
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rubs you down with coconut oil.
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What are all those things?
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What's coconut oil?
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Maybe it's time you found out.
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How do I do that?
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Maybe check your face.
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Later!
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�Oh!
�(electricity crackles)
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Hey, wait!
Come back!
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What do you mean,
"check your face"?
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Hey, hey��
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Aww...
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Aw.
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What'd he say?
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Check my face?
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Hmm.
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What's��
is...
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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What��
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What the...
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Help.
Help!
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Help!
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Richie!
Calm down, son.
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Calm down.
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Who's Richie?
Who are you?
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I'm your father, Richie.
And this is your mother.
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Father?
Mother?
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Am I dreaming?
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No, son.
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A creature, inside the mask��
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he told me there was
interesting stuff out here.
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I know, Richie.
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He was a bug in the system.
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A faulty piece of code, love.
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But was he right?
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Yes, son.
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So out here is...
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Out here is real, Richie.
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Is there MDMA?
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Is there dog orgies?
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Oh, of course.
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So many.
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You're free now, son.
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But...why did you do this?
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Because now you're a VR native.
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And you'll become the CEO
of a successful tech startup.
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I don't know what that means.
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You will.
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It's good
to have you back, son.
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We love you, Richie!
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I love you too, Mum and Dad.
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Thank you for freeing me.
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Now I get to be a real boy.
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Now I get to be a real boy.
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Oh, this fake
awakening simulation
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will really help him
prepare for real life.
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Well, when do you think
he'll be ready for real life?
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Oh, the technology
moves so fast.
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He'll need to stay in there
just to keep up with it.
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Oh.
So, maybe never, then?
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Yeah.
Maybe never.
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(upbeat electronic music)
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(upbeat music)
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BRADEN: Okay.
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Big alert, everyone.
Big alert.
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Tim, bad news.
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Just got word
that a bunch of sharks
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are making a show
called "Tim Fuckers."
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Apparently, they're hunting you
with the intention
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of dominating you
on the ocean floor.
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�KENNETH: (laughs)
�Good one.
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In all honesty, though,
we did just get a fax
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just saying
that your grandmum passed.
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That's not funny.
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Yeah, your loved one's
just died, mate.
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Why on earth
would that be funny?
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�So sorry, mate.
�Oh, my God.
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Just wanted to lighten the mood
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before delivering
such devastating news.
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Luckily, she had
a heart attack,
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so she did not feel any pain.
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She just went like that.
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Actually, heart attacks
are extraordinarily painful.
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Okay.
No use in painting a peach.
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She suffered.
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KENNETH: Look, I'm sure
she's down there
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just really wanting you
to fuck the shark with us.
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Why do you say "down there"?
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Are you implying
my grandma's in hell?
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Oh, no, mate, no,
I just thought, you know,
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she's in a box six feet
underground looking up.
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Oh, thanks.
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Well, that was
a bit of a downer,
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but I think I know how I can
turn those frowns upside�down.
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I think it's time
for a dance and clean!
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(upbeat jazz music)
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Come on, let's dance and clean
to the rhythm of the beat.
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Get those spirits up.
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Oh, no, sweeping limbo!
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Oh, go, Kitty!
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�(whispering) Sorry.
�Go, Dr. Evelyn!
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NARRATOR: Since the dawnof time,
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sharks have ruled the seas.
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Now two men will fight
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to take their kingdomby force.
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Recently, I told the boys
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that sharks are attracted
to churning waters.
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Whoo!
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But I'm not really sure
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how effective this is gonna be.
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�Oh!
�BRADEN: Oh, yeah!
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Go, mate!
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Holy shit, mate,
this is fucking awesome!
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Uh, yeah, it should be!
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It was a hundred
thousand dollars!
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Yeah, so we heard about
all this churning water thing,
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and we thought, well,
why not churn water
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and do something totally badass
at the same time, you know?
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Yeah, but, like, also,
up that high,
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get us a good vantage point,so, like,
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we're really seeinga good view of the sharks
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and, like, doing research
and whatnot.
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Exactly, exactly,
we're getting shit done
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and having a rip�a�dip
doing it.
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Uh, yeah, we are.
(laughs)
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(upbeat jazz music)
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(singers vocalizing)
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Whoo!
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Look, we have splurged
a little bit, but��
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but it improves morale
quite a lot.
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And plus, we got
our old schoolmate Kevin,
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who, uh, who works
for the government,
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so he's been hooking us up,
you know?
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Uh, here it is, mate.
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�Oh.
�Mm!
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To government research.
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Uh, to the government.
To the government.
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Wow.
Is that Cointreau in that?
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No, mate,
it's a bit of paint thinner.
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Uh, we're running low
on tequila.
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♪ ♪
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�Whoo!
�Yeah!
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Go, Kitty!
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�BRADEN: Whoo!
�KENNETH: Whoo!
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BRADEN: Yeah!
Go, Kitty!
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Oh, no, it's not as easy
as it looks.
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�KENNETH: No.
�BRADEN: Is it?
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�Hey, can I have a try?
�No, definitely not, Tim.
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It's not a toy, mate.
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You've gotta be ready
to catch the shark,
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but you're doing a great job.
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Uh, Dr. Evelyn,
do you want a churn?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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BRADEN: It's so much fun.
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(man speaking indistinctly)
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(slurps)
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Mmm. Cake.
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(robotic voice #1 singing)
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�(screeching)
�(glass shattering)
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ROBOTIC VOICE #2: ♪ Crash,crash, crash, reboot ♪
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♪ Reboot, crash, crash ♪
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♪ Reboot,crash, crash, reboot ♪
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(robotic voice #1 singing)
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(applause)
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(robotic voice #2 singing)
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(woman singing operatically)
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(upbeat music)
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They think that the dolphins
can tell when they're��
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the other one is pregnant
because of their sonar.
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�Is that right?
�Yeah.
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So it's like an ultrasound.
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Braden?
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Kevin's on video chat for you.
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We're right in the middle
of something.
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Can you tell him to call back?
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He seems to really want
to chat now.
265
00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:44,266
About the budget
and everything.
266
00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:45,266
Okay.
267
00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:49,866
Hey, here he is.
268
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:51,366
Kevin.
269
00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:53,266
So good to see your face, mate.
270
00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:55,766
You know,
we were just going over
271
00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:57,366
all of the, like,
Great Barrier Reef
272
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and its impact on the shark��
273
00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:00,800
Are you having sexwith these sharks?
274
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,100
What?
275
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,666
I asked a prettystraightforward question.
276
00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:14,466
Are you having sex with sharks?
277
00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:16,566
Sex with sharks?
Sex with the sharks?
278
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,600
Are you having sex
with the sharks?
279
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,233
I don't think you should
be able to even ask me that.
280
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,500
I don't think
it's any of your business
281
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,800
who I'm having sex with.
282
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,933
Braden,you are an unbelievable
283
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,833
piece of shit, mate.
284
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,866
You mean to tell me you're
using government funding��
285
00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:31,633
Okay, Kevin, calm down, mate.
You don't understand.
286
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,566
I mean, yes, we're forging new
ground with an extreme sport��
287
00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,833
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
288
00:11:35,933 --> 00:11:37,566
But we're also
doing the research.
289
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:39,033
We're tagging them and we're
charting their migrations.
290
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,166
Oh, it sounds likeyou've been tagging them,
291
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,566
all right, mate,and I'm pretty sure
292
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,266
their migration patternsare gonna change
293
00:11:43,366 --> 00:11:45,000
once they starttelling their mates,
294
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,566
"Hey, there's a little pocketof ocean over there
295
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,766
where human beingsare raping us."
296
00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:51,200
Oh, my God,
you are ignorant, mate.
297
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,533
No, with all due respect,
these are top predators.
298
00:11:54,633 --> 00:11:56,700
We're just showing 'em what
it's like to be prey, mate.
299
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,033
And are you an animal predatoror a sexual predator?
300
00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,233
Take that back.
301
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,833
I wish I could take back
302
00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:04,000
the hundreds of thousandsof dollars
303
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,833
the Australian government
has committed to bestiality.
304
00:12:06,933 --> 00:12:09,200
Kevin, it's not bestiality,
you moron.
305
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,933
We're not ejaculating.
306
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:13,666
Okay, this is an actof dominance, you pervert.
307
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,933
Oh.
Keep forgetting it's salty.
308
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,400
BRADEN: You fucking shit�ass.
309
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,766
What are you fucking
talking about, all right?
310
00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:19,866
What do you thinkthis is, mate?
311
00:12:19,966 --> 00:12:21,333
Kevin, how about this?
Shut up.
312
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:22,400
What do you mean��
don't��
313
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,533
you don't tell me to shut up.
314
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:24,966
Shut your mouth, idiot.
315
00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,600
Stop telling me to shut it,
all right?
316
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,733
�No, you shut up.
�You're a fucking dickhead.
317
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,000
You know that?
You're a dickhead.
318
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,466
Yeah, I know you are,
but what am I?
319
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,600
You're a fucking moron.
320
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,166
Whatever.
Shut up, mate.
321
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,533
Your funding's cut off.
Your funding is cut off.
322
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:36,900
Good, no, don't give a shit.
323
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,633
We're done here, okay?
We're done.
324
00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,466
It's been a real pleasure.
Kevin, I hope you drop dead.
325
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:42,066
KEVIN: Thanks, mate,and can I just ask,
326
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,800
what actually attracted you
to the sport?
327
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,866
Was it bestiality or just
the incest with your brother?
328
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,633
Oh, piss off, you wanker!
329
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,866
God damn it!
330
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,700
We're so fucked!
331
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,466
Oh, yeah!
332
00:12:58,566 --> 00:13:00,033
�Hey.
�Hey.
333
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,800
Are you having��
you're having margaritas, cool.
334
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,033
Cool.
335
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,533
�Right. Uh, Braden?
�Yeah.
336
00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,633
Is everything all right
with the funding?
337
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,466
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
338
00:13:09,566 --> 00:13:10,833
That was��
that's Kevin.
339
00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,566
We're old friends.
We'll make up.
340
00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,333
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go talk
to, uh��
341
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:17,900
just chat with Kenneth
real quick.
342
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,966
Shit!
343
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,900
♪ ♪
344
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,700
(crunch)
345
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,500
(squelching)
346
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,800
MAN: Cake...
347
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:39,466
(whimsical music)
348
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:46,433
♪ ♪
349
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,833
(sultry music)
350
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:55,433
♪ ♪
351
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:13,433
(quirky music)
352
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:19,800
♪ ♪
353
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,200
(pan sizzling)
354
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,366
(birds chirping)
355
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,600
(pan sizzling)
356
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:54,266
(bird chirps)
357
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,500
(dramatic music)
358
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,133
(shell cracks)
359
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:02,833
♪ ♪
360
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,433
(bird shrieks)
361
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:14,566
♪ ♪
362
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,233
(bird shrieks)
363
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,500
(pan sizzling)
364
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:57,266
♪ ♪
365
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:05,466
(birds chirping)
366
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,833
♪ ♪
367
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:22,133
Keep my babies alive, Walt.
368
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,766
You know what to do.
369
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:24,766
(dinging)
370
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:35,266
♪ ♪
371
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,766
(uplifting orchestral music)
372
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,200
(flesh squishes)
373
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,200
♪ ♪
374
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:03,833
♪ ♪
375
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:06,766
(funky music)
376
00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:09,200
♪ ♪
377
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,466
(beeping)
378
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:12,466
♪ I'll bake it, I'll kill it ♪
379
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:15,533
♪ I'll cook it, I'll dry it ♪
380
00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:22,266
♪ But we'll never
go hungry again ♪
381
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,500
MATT: Okay.
382
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,200
That was good.Okay.
383
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,100
�AARON: Thanks.
�MATT: So let's see here.
384
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,700
You got a lot of special skills
on this résumé.
385
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,566
�Yeah.
�MATT: Yeah.
386
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,866
See here gymnastics.
387
00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:38,066
Yeah.
388
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,100
MATT: So what's that entail?
389
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,133
Um, well, I can do,
like, somersaults,
390
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,500
cartwheels, roundoff��
391
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600
MATT: Can you do a backflip?
392
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,100
Yeah.
393
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,366
MATT: Okay.
394
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,566
Oh, you want me to do it?
395
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,200
MATT: Yeah.
396
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,566
Okay.
(exhales sharply)
397
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,033
�You all right?
�Yeah, no, I got it.
398
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,433
Just...
399
00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:09,433
you know, mental preparation.
400
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,833
�(quiet ripping)
�(sighs)
401
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,666
That's concrete.
402
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,500
Just carpet on concrete.
403
00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:20,966
(exhales sharply)
404
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,966
�Sir?
�Right.
405
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,600
Oh, fuck.
406
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,500
Okay, you seem like
you can't do it,
407
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,066
�and that's okay.
�No, no, no.
408
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,533
�MATT: Not everyone can do it.
�No, I got it, I got it.
409
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,000
(yells)
410
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,566
�(bones crack)
�Ow!
411
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,700
(whimpers)
412
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,500
Okay.
413
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,900
We'll let you know.
414
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,933
�(tape whirs)�(tone chimes)
415
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,666
♪ ♪
416
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:00,233
Cake.
417
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,500
(alarm beeping)
418
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,966
(squishing)
419
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,933
KENNETH: (grunting)
420
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,533
(laughs)
421
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,133
This is awesome, man.
422
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,033
Yeah. Take it off.
We gotta return it.
423
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,733
Wait, what?
424
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,733
Yeah, the goddamn Hitlers
over in the government
425
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:26,000
found out,
so they cut our funding.
426
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,566
�That is unbelievable.
�I know.
427
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,066
Hey.
You know, I don't��
428
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:33,000
I don't want to be
a wallaby scratch or anything,
429
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,400
but you remember Tim's grandma?
430
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,933
I think I overhead Tim saying
that she had an estate.
431
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:45,833
So you're saying
that you think Tim's got
432
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,900
some extra pesos
coming his way.
433
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,600
Is he Mexican?
434
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,833
No, I just meant money.
435
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:52,733
He's got extra money.
436
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,033
Yeah.
437
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,433
That's genius, mate.
438
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,733
Okay, we've gotta be tactful
and considerate.
439
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,200
Right.
440
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:05,166
Gather round.
Gather round, everyone.
441
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,100
(bagpipe music playing)
442
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,933
What's all this?
443
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:11,100
We wanted to
do something special
444
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,933
for our good friend Tim.
445
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,633
We know that you've lost
446
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,100
someone near and dear
to you, mate,
447
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,300
and we just want you to know��
448
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,666
RAPPER: ♪ Ass up, face down ♪
449
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,933
♪ Know I like it doggy style ♪
450
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,900
BRADEN: Sorry, it's just��
it's a mix tape.
451
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,033
Hang on.
452
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,666
(bagpipe music resumes)
453
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:30,800
Yeah. We know that you've
lost someone
454
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,866
near and dear to you, mate,
455
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,800
so we just wanted to pay
our deepest respects.
456
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,733
God, this��
thank you.
457
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,333
Thanks, guys.
458
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,100
Well, we know how much
she meant to you, mate.
459
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,100
And how important this mission
would've been to her.
460
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,000
I'm sure she would've loved
to have met all of you.
461
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,600
♪ ♪
462
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,000
�Bring it in, mate.
�Oh.
463
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:53,266
Who is that?
464
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:54,933
KENNETH: Oh, well,
I mean, obviously,
465
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,966
I had no idea
what she looked like,
466
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,966
so I just typed "Tim's grandma"
into the internet.
467
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,100
�That's what came up.
�BRADEN: Yes.
468
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,833
Obviously, it's not
her ashes either.
469
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,066
TIM: Whose are they?
470
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,800
Just some shit
I found and burned.
471
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,966
But it is hers in spirit.
472
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,833
It's very symbolic, mate.
473
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,800
Right.
Cheers.
474
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,600
Okay, Kitty?
475
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,566
You said you had something
that you wanted to read?
476
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:15,766
♪ ♪
477
00:21:15,866 --> 00:21:16,766
(clears throat)
478
00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:19,833
Kings, 2:23.
479
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,800
"So then Elijah
went up to Bethel,
480
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,833
"and as he was walking,
481
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,133
"some youths came out
of the town and jeered at him.
482
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:31,300
"'Go on up, thou bald head,'
they said.
483
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,166
"'Go on up, thou bald head.'
484
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:35,966
"He turned around
and called down a curse
485
00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:38,266
"in the name of the Lord,
and then
486
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:40,766
"two bears came out
of the woods
487
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,333
and mauled 42 of the children."
488
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:45,566
Amen.
489
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,166
Amen.
Thank you, Kitty.
490
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,566
That was very nice.
491
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:50,233
What a lovely service.
492
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,400
Okay, guys.
493
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,333
I think now would be
the appropriate moment
494
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,533
to tell you that,
495
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:58,433
because of
the fascist dictators
496
00:21:58,533 --> 00:21:59,766
over in the government,
497
00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,466
the mission's been canceled.
498
00:22:01,566 --> 00:22:03,200
Our funding has been cut.
499
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,466
�What?
�Oh, no.
500
00:22:04,566 --> 00:22:06,100
I'm so sorry, guys.
501
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,466
�That's terrible.
�BRADEN: Yeah.
502
00:22:08,566 --> 00:22:10,233
You know,
I think at this point,
503
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:13,033
all we can do is just hope
to inherit some money.
504
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,733
Couldn't we just
sell the jet pack?
505
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:17,700
It was quite expensive,
you could��
506
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,233
Yeah, no.
507
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,766
Probably...
508
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:23,033
�(mouths words)
�No.
509
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,100
I wish I could offer you guys
my grandma's inheritance,
510
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,200
but, you know, she died poor,
unfortunately, so...
511
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,333
�What about her estate?
�Excuse me?
512
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,933
KENNETH: I thought I overheard
she had an estate.
513
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,633
She had an estate sale,
514
00:22:32,733 --> 00:22:33,900
but it was just old clothes
and whatnot.
515
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,533
Oh, shit.
516
00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:38,766
Were you��
517
00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:40,166
did you guys put this together
518
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:41,766
just to try and get
my grandma's inheritance?
519
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,866
What?
No!
520
00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:45,433
What are you
talking about, mate?
521
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:46,533
This?
522
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:47,500
You did, didn't you?
523
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,233
No, you did.
524
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,466
�(laughs)
�Uh, this is from the��
525
00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:53,066
This is unbelievable.
526
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:54,566
�BRADEN: No, we didn't��
�Hey, Tim.
527
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,733
�Nope, nope, nope, nope.
�KENNETH: No, Tim, wait.
528
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,600
Hang on a minute.
Hang on!
529
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:58,966
You're twisting it, mate.
530
00:22:59,066 --> 00:23:01,466
I must say,
that was very insensitive.
531
00:23:01,566 --> 00:23:03,666
Well, it was
an honest mistake, dawg.
532
00:23:03,766 --> 00:23:05,066
You know, 'cause we thought
that she had
533
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,033
golden marbles to spare, so...
534
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:08,233
Well, then, by definition,
535
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,300
it wasn't
an honest mistake, was it?
536
00:23:13,466 --> 00:23:15,066
Don't.
537
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,333
This is what the monsters
in the government want.
538
00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:19,166
Yeah, the fascist...monsters.
539
00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:20,900
So, um...
540
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
what about the mission?
541
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,866
(melancholy piano music)
542
00:23:25,966 --> 00:23:27,300
♪ ♪
543
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,466
(birds calling distantly)
544
00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:33,666
♪ ♪
545
00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:35,066
KENNETH: Beautiful,
isn't it?
546
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,766
♪ ♪
547
00:23:36,866 --> 00:23:40,033
Circle of life.
548
00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:42,566
I'm gonna miss the old girl.
549
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,433
♪ ♪
550
00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:47,000
But nothing lasts forever.
551
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,333
SINGERS: ♪ Amazing grace ♪
552
00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:52,666
�Yeah!
�KITTY: Whoo!
553
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:53,900
SINGERS: ♪ How sweetthe sound ♪
554
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,266
I'm coming!
555
00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:58,233
Whoo!
556
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:03,433
SINGERS: ♪ That saveda wretch ♪
557
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:08,800
♪ Like me ♪
558
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:14,233
♪ I once was lost ♪
559
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:19,400
♪ But now I'm found ♪
560
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,066
♪ Was blind ♪
561
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:28,933
♪ But now I see ♪
562
00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:34,333
(upbeat music)
563
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:37,066
(woman singingin foreign language)
564
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:44,033
♪ ♪
565
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,400
�(clear music)�CHORUS: ♪ Yes ♪
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